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r ' I Jago Four - THB EUGENE DAILY GUBD Tuesday Evening, X, H.,.1 IT- I The Engene Daily Guard C rnninM Every tvcwtnf txcvp f! Guard Printing Co, Elks' Building, 68-78 Seventh Ave. ) ) chab. h. fishkk J. te. bhelton .V i Telephone; ' 1ft Business Office - 1200 Editorial Booms. - i rt . a I u , ' Ralph It. Mullif an, 80 East 42d Street, , New 1'ork City. . . i ' V, J.' Anderson, jnnjucnw uuuu.t, Chicago, Jlliniiis. f. p. i Edwin O. Williams, Ilobari Dufldlns, Ban i'randaco, California. i FOLI I,KAHKD WIRE ItKPORTOF S ,THH VlU'rUO PJIESS ASSOCIATION its v f1 pubscrlptloii Rstes: S By Carrier, per year (u advance... Jo.00 . By Carrier, per month., .60 t By Mall, in Ixtne County, per year. $4-00 TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21. PARAGRAPHS , , . , By Robert Quills WILSON SAYS DRYS WON ELECTION Only ainn moro day until little Wil- lie's stomach ache. ' ' The Mlver lining of a cloud id on top. i ' Tho under dog can't see iu . I ( One of the saddest sights of the age I ' is ' a bobbed head half way back to I Jfoney is the root of all evil, but it i 1 niich leas evil when one haa to root; for ii1". . "... ' -v I I ffjft'a see; what great moral principle ' la' violated when the Turk wants his I capital back? ,. t ;. .. i i 1 j j The reason lots of people miss Easy I I Street is because they ate toying. rtQ find oasy money, ! U W e- jf-H viwiHt bo pleasant to drive a s , trucic ami near mo io"-"; ! ' the roiul hog as ho is. forced to. ij the ditch) m- .J 4'- .1' . , Tho only dollar tho average man has ' saved is tho ono Unit now remains in his BOckct'unpcnt.iit;'. (j I Tlio most striking thing about omo I j of the groat family trees is their urgent f need of pruning. ' t 0 . . iff One 'effect of the longer skirts will . bo-that tho word "nkK' wont covor J so much territory. . " ' ' " 1 To say that history repeals itself Is but to say that tho same old cussod t ncHB roniauia in man. , I Pltr thi i'ooV bachelor.. AVhen W has i i a cold, no una nooouy vo, a " ' other lmudkerchlnf Is, (; ) .-. I ! It's really sad tho way people are for- ? ' ever forcing a ijunricl on fho cJinp ? who thinks Jio ran lick everybody. I ii ' v,!, ,, . S : . . . .tii! ''. ' Apparently thi 'only midnight oil that appeals tu this generation is tho deadly fusel oil. ' -: .. , . ' ..-, And so business is turning over a new leaf. Well, that's a welcome chango from turniug .over moro collatornt ... Funny that a man won't have a used car, but will fh'arrv a girl who has beon kissed by cVory, Tom, Dick and Harry. . .. y-. Somehow, vwn don'ti-enjoy Bearing a man cuss tho country unless ho has been here long (dough .to outgrow -his for eign accent. 4 :" Correct thls Wentencc: ''She lived with tho second one 7 Ttwrs and nover oneo meirtlonnl '.tint tine nuaUties of her first &r. 7 ?: f poor underweight coilego man who never has 4 Chuuctt to let omebody step on his face. ..' Another (oiid'way to study the Ameri can liwguttiA is to listen o a defeated csndidato who Is tooting up his cam paign expenditures, .' .' V r RIPPLINGRHYMES By Walt Maion In'- THE BRIDEGROOM is n fl i! ft I li telegrams to ino:. ultl vim nnL iimie. alreaily, hi ill, our wedding guest to bcV The iiuplisl vites will tie a frost mless we see you here, so mine, regardless of the cost, mill fill old IVttirn with cheer. "I havo cngsgvinonts," I re lilii'd, "Ihsl keen me hi re at home; ench day, tliat baron inuy bo fried, 1 huvo to write a twine." U was a cheap, framed up excuse I rather blushed to send, but Wilhclm broke the moorings loose tlml lirld me' as a friend. I oneo 'noctwcd a sii-kly hope that, he hud some defense; but sinco t read his "memoirs" doe, wild lMe haa glimmered hence. The man who whines as Willjum whines, through his loin, tumid tnle. can't have me with him when he dines, or weds a princes pale. A man' must keep his self respect, whatever ha may kse, and so I sent re ply, collect; "I can't be there with jousc.'.' The man who bores as Wlllyum iMirrs, on tsking pen in haud, won find me knocking at nis doors, as bis best msn to sutnd. 1 micht forrive him sll he's done, destroying maps and thrones, and turning Imise the sword and gun, and filling farms with bones; hut when he writes wn jiunk a tale. It filla me with despair, and I send word by wire aud mail linn 1 will not ne mere. "Prohibition has Leen weakly lead, 'betrayed in the house of its friends, sidetracked by those who ought to have fciven it tho main line, and the fight that Ave ought to have avoided is now on, and it will ho moro bitter and relentless than was the fighting when prohibition was won," says Dr. Clarence True Wilson, Washington, D. C, secretary of the Board of Temperance. Prohibition and Public Morals of the Methodist Episcopal church, in a statement just made public at the Chicago office of the Board of Temperance of the Methodist Episcopal church. Dr. AVilsonsays: "in surveying proniniiion as u comes out 01 me 1922 election, I think that heing imbedded in the constitution, enucted into law, and enshrined in the convictions of the American people, it will stand. ., ; "But it has been weakly lend, betrayed in tho Louse of its friends, sidetracked by those who ought to have given it the main lino, and the fight that we ought to have avoided is now on. It will bo more Litter and relentless than was tho fighting when pro-' bibition was won. '. "In IHinois it was betrayed 'by "the officers of tho liiw and by tho apppointment of a wet federal en forcement officer, who openly went around saying he did not believe in the law, that he had taken au . , oath and was receiving a salary to enforce, and while he is now out of office ho left a trail of looseness in enforcement that has made prohibition a by-word on tho part of many thoughtless people who do not know by investigation that even brow-beaten and be trayed, it has done infinite good. "Balance that, if you will, with the overwhelming defeat, of C. N. MoArthur, of Portland, Ore., who has been saturatirigly wet, though representing a, bone-dry stato. . There are eighteen republicans for every democrat in the city of Portland, McArthur's con gressional district, and yet tho republican was over-, wbelmingly defeated and a dry democrat elected to take his place. There is a similar situation im the stato where Governor Olcott inherited the office by being 'secretary of state at tho deatti of the real gov ernor. . He has given an administration- wet and feeble and though there are hardly democrats in tho state enough to count in normal times, they have elected the congressman and Pierce, a democrat, as governor, showing that there is no slumping of moral sentiment or independence in' voting out in Oregon. "As I look over the election results I do not see any wet triumphs. ' Every so-called 'wet victory' was in a wet state or city. I notice not one case where a distinctly dry section has gone wet either in the ref erendum or in tho election of a representative." THE TARIFF AND GLOVES Certain ex-congrcssmon and ex-senators have iproved themselves very successful lobbyists whenever we have had a congress that revised tho tariff upward. Ex-Senator Lippitt of Khode Island, a cotton goods manufacturer, was tho chier lobbyist for tho New England manufacturers, during the last session oi congress ana me senate was Kinu enougu to uuoyt tho cotton tariff schedule :iust as Liprutt wrote it. The cluot lobbyist tor an increased t&rilt tax on gloves was an ex-momber of congress, Lucius N. Littauer, of Now York, lie is always a laminar ligure m WashingtQii wnca a tariff bill is boing prepared. He is a glove manufacturer and is thoroughly convincod that tho tariff should 'always be re vised iby its friends. That ho sincerely believes in a high tariff was conclusively proved when he Avas convicted of smuggling and sentenced to six montns in jail and lined $iuuu. Tho tariff on leather gloves was from cieht to forty-six cents per pair under tho Underwood hrw. Mr. Littauer and his collaborators succeeded in having tho rates fixed in tho 1 ordnoy-McCumber taritt law at lrom JbJ to $1.87 per pa'r. Under the- old law our leather cloves wero 13 rcr cent of our total domeatio production. Substantially all or the imports .JJim wero of gloves not mado in tho United States, and they yield- she decided suddenly th ed tno government some revenue. Tli, new tarilt is praotictuly an embargo on toreign gloves and the government will lose tho revenue it received under the old law. At a time when the price of everything is fixed bv somn sort of trnst. it is disheartenine- to fao t.lin conaress of tho United States rush on to tho aid of the profiteers. A tariff that equals tho difference in the cost of produc tion here and abroad, is all that tho glove manufacturers could honestly ask, but the American Fair Tariff league which protested against tnese extortionate rates, says they ao moro than three times tho total wage cost entering into the manu facture of tho gloves. A tariff of this kind is an invitation to plunder tho consumer in the namo of protection to Amer ican labor, and tho invitation Avas extended by men Avho were elected to congress to ropresent that public. Maine. By all means, let politics bo adjourned during the session at Salem in January, ;and the interests of tho people put in the foreground. Eastern Orcon senators seem determined to have a say in organizing tho next legislature. They first howed their ptrength at the special session when, tho Portland lair bill Avas placed .in cold storage. Washington advices say President Harding's views have not been changed by the election remits and that he is just as "dry" as ever.,. A good many other persons can sympa thize witti him.. 'AaOregon City 'paper mill Avill spend two million dollars in improvements. Every newspaper publisher , knows 'where tho money comes .pom if nobody else does. "'Aitthlral Siiiis'jsriys; our navy is as tweak' and unprepared us 'it as in 191a Maybe, but there is consolation in the fac, th'at' Sims is oil the retired list now. . ' " ' Newberry has resigned. Naturally he would feel lone some, after the casualties of November 7 are removed from the senate. " , .. , ,. . , ,, II. G. .Wells, novelist, was defeated for parliament in Eng land. Ho is likely to be even more cynical than ever. AFTER TEN YEARS By MARION BtBICAM DIFFICULTIES Chapter 1)3 Millie nover quite knew exactly what she went through all that spring and summer. Had she been self analytical, she- would have seen the chnuec as it took iliac: But she wasn't. . WhHfcf Aiftallv hniinflniwl vfl Q 4liin in tho old days in Wissakeagan she had a sincere .desire to be something .a lit tle better than she was. But she did not quits know how to get out of the rut she was in, and even If site had known she lacked the energy tn.do so. Potty's arrival with all her fresh youth and with all the 'prospects that seemed ahead of her, had only roused, in Millie more vague; yearnings for youth and equal op portunity, yearnings which jgain she had not. tho energy to translate into acts. AVhen she thought of her nast it was represented by Humphrey. AVhen she made any attempt to analyse her pres ent it was again Humphrey, and when she looked into the future it was noth- ing but year after year of Humphrey, until nnauy sne rcacnea a .point oi un reasoning aggravation, when she fait she couldinot see him any more. Then, as liaA been chronicled, every thing went -to pieces financially and iiumpnrey disappeared. Millie went to the city with Qiigh expects tions, but aeain she was bound to be disappointed. AVissakeaean at least naid a great denl of attention to her; tho city did not notice her at all. If she was driven away from IlumiJr rey by exasperation she was driven back to him by loneliness. It is I lie much to common story of tho mari'i?d womnn. Now Humphrey offered to take lier back to the one placo she had ever known as home. ' At first she did not answer. Finally she asked a practical queNllna, " "How irucht money wouVJ we 'jnclV Humphrey, worked It out., It was about half what tbej' Sad lived on. ' - "Though I suppose," Humphrey said, "if I worked hard enough at that busi ness I could ninko it pify. 1'vo never really -tried." 1 Millie thought about it while they fin ished the ride, home, and all next day. AVhilo she worked about the house- Ehe often stopped to look at herself in the glnss. Certainly she did look better. Tho excellent mountain air. the outdoor exercise, ttho long daily rides, the little measure of content that she was feetin?. wero all building her up and making her look younger. She wondered what Cora and Maude would say to her idiort hair. Mie deemed to nave somo pictures - of to send back that she wanted to go back. . "Cora says that they're building a real theatre in the lot next to Mason's grocery store,' she said, "and they're' going to have real shows." A week later Maude sent her n fancy gilc card, the invitation to a - dunce at the Country Ohio. 1-t was time for the next election at the Thanatopsis club. Mrs. AVerner. of course, would run again. A woman Millie particularly disliked was up for vice-president. "Do let's go back," she begged of Humphrey. He shook his head. ' s "I've got a big deal now in mind," he said, "if it goes through we may have a lot more money. I've been talking it over with Jones." . 1 "Bat it's so dull here." said Millie. There is no one to talk to!" It sounded o much like Millie's old comnlaint that Humphrey was immediately on the defensive. H began praising the other women in cue camp, xnere was uie as sistant foreman's wife She s cot cieht children." ssid Mil lie,- "and nil she dsn talk .about is whooping cough and how to boke bread." It was no use defending the other women after that. They possessed good sturdy qualities, but their conversation was no more intellectually invigorating than that of the mother of eight. "It's just because I have been used to something much better," Millie ex plained, with the uir of one who is very," very Toieranr. But Huinnhrcy was only, moro f noved. I don t see that it's nnv Ichr .Intnl. lectual to talk whooping cough and bread baking," he said, "than to talk scrvont troubles, and backstairs gossip, nud that's all I msed to hear at your tea arucN. it plunged through once into. a violent argument, much like those they used to have in the old days. Millie, furius, sulked all evening, and next day, which was Saturday, got on her horse and rode off, leaving no word as to where she was going. Humphrey would bo home Saturday afternoon, and she wanted him to worry about her. AVJiat she actually did was to ride back over the long road to the beginning of the railway line. There wns a photo grapher there ond she wonted a picture of herself on horsebnek to send home. She was sure she could get back shortly after dark, and by hard riding she mnn nged to do so. AVhen she reached her house it was to find a scrawl from Hum phrey saying ithnt .Tones hod taken him off suddenly to inspect timber, and he would not be back for a week! Tomorrow Resolutions. I CHIROPRACTIC I the new science of Restoring Health through ii, the muscles of the body, all the functions of th "'" ir body are stimulated and controlled by the nerves . i0'8" M i. spinal cord, and issuing through, opening betiiL W CHUIOPRACTIO f Stands or Truth, Common Sense, Science and B Examination Free DR. JEO. A, SIMON U0BesM) 910 Willamette St. ' Over Ludford'. ttH IT'S A SACRED THING TO BE Thp GUARDIAN OF A FAMILY- If your investments are sound and your future secured by thrift and fore sight you don't have to spend sleepless nights. Your banker should be your confider tial adviser. It is his business to know about securities and investments. Conference invited without obligation. Consult your banker before making the i u v e s t m e n t . THE UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK The Bank of Sen-ice. EUGENE LOAN & SAVINGS BANK The Bank of Savings. For Constipated Bowels, Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Bilious Liver The nicest cntlmrtic-laiative in ttho world to physic your liver and bowels when you have Dizzy Headache, Colds, Biliousness, Indigestion, or Upset, Acid Storaachi ia candy-like "Cascarets." One or two tonight will empty your bowels completely by iiiorniur. ud J will feel splendid. "They work til you Bleep." Cnseornts nover Mir J qp or gripe like Salts, Pills, CakI or Uil and they cost only t ml a box. Children love Cascn'rets too. SAP AND SALT By Bert Motet Tho lumber -'market continues very active, according to tho American Lumberman. This is somewhat unusual, as buying ordinarily tapers off at this season. However, the car shortage has so restricted shipments that many buyers nave been unable to secure Daoiy needed material, so tlio demand is boing spread over tho entire year. Demand con tinues to 'bo greater than tho ability of the mills to ship in the face of the continued car shortage, says tho 'American Lumberman, ltuilroud officials havo been profuse in prom ises to relieve tho car shortage, but so far little relief has been noted, though in the South shippers are getting a slight ly largor percentage ot tncir car requirements than they were several Aveeks ago. Thus shipments of both southern hard- Avoods and southern pine are being increased slightly. Ex perienced observers avIio have recently traveled among the 11-!)!d 111 till QiVitiiltiQ if it11111 i t' I-Atinrf iliuf ilmi- mm l.t..ll. .liiliu in mi m in-na v-i int i.viiuil l lilill limb lull Ldll 1 ailllV ' i 1..1 .1 rccau 1110 iimo aviicu siocks niivo neon so -naaiy oroKen and sior uarinmi wmi .K.M.rcMi-niativcs so ill-sorted as at present. io excess ot lumber is being carried anywhere, and the lumber industry is approaching winter, Avlueh restricts output in a large part of the produc ing area. Another factor which Avill tend to curtail produc tion is tho annual overhauling of machinery imd stoppages or operation to nisiaii new equipment, un tno 1 acitio coast no improvement in tho ear situation lias been noted and manu- lacturers 'hardly expect any change in the situation until . li . .ll If t Ail Aj . . auor ;no nrsi oi rno ytar. in uie numnunie, construction re Ono luxury robs you of two neces sities. 'Dritatia doses of pluiu hard work will euro poverty faster than charity. When a promoter getn hold of an anveutor, anybody can supply tho ans wer. The iWtors seem to know everything about dibvusca except bow to cure them. . Up to date. Sir Imac Newton's famous law J) as had no appreciable effect vpou taxation. . , '., It is -much 1o, be roRretted that the Ten tmumrMhirt'uQs arc silent about traffic regulation:. . ( : lies Heck says:' "Xothin tickles a woman more than hnvin' her husband tuke her along to pick out a new suit."' A COLD FACT FOR SPORTSMEN (Albany Democrat) The Santiam Fish and (iaino Protec tive and Propagntivc association plans to organize Ijhhc, Linn and Henton coun ties into one group which shall work for tho welfare of game creatures iu this large and inter-related area. The meet ing for thin purpoKo will be in Albany December 4. Such an ajtuociation can .do much good. Whether or not it will be o mimtcd will jnniiiR "brisk for this season' nnd tlio volume of now building indicated bv vsliinatos for 1923 bids fair to exceed even the record oi VJ22. COTTON OUTPUT INCREASES Washington, Nov. iM.-4Jnttn ginned up to N(wtuier li. from the crop i lU'JJ totaled 0DXVT ttalea counting rmimf aa half bnlrn, the ernsun bureau Hiinoiincrd today. Thi compares with 7,i.'7-t,2m for the same period lant year. American Kgvptian, li.Tli compared with ltl.Hifi lant rear. - -. Inlaw), 4737 compared with 2,050 last ear. Me.Mahau and ! iu will be there to get cirnr ulcus of the sport Nine n wants. Tho game problem is important. It docs not speak weir for' Oregon that the thickly populated state of Pennsyl vania has more deer than the wilderness state of Oregon. Or that hunting is bet ter iu many eastern -states than it is here. Or that good fishing in the count lesH wild streams of our forests is a thing NCHrccly more than dreamed of. Our state game commissions hare been tiMiinlly full of good intentioitM and futile and wasteful practices. It is a long time Muce a scientist has headed the game commiF-sion. We had. for example. Carl D. Shoemaker, a newspaperman from Kosfhitnr. who edged K. M. Krown of Hrownavillc out of the aiinointment. who .-The ttniiiK lorfalnturc should he five from all ,o)itionl ; iXk;;;:!'0!;:. wire-pnilinp if that is not. asking the impossible. The peo-"1 nnai-rviin. .wither i pie voted in no.MiiPortnin w.whcn thovoverturiu-d n noniml repuuiiean majority of yoyiblv t)0,tH)0 nnd jfave 1 leire, a mnMn n.i rm.rt nnuni. it mn wn democrat, ."4,000 ninjority. Mainly, this result seems to have" 1 ?;r mfr;?ti..VMh-"7 m-'t-SiTlw dm" een due to the t'aet that the successful amlidntc had, or in ttn-ir hir sum. wriou. claimed to have, a definite prOKram for tax ivductfon and , Th,r n'11"'-1'"'" 'r.on. md.i- Muiiiir.iii.iuii. xuv Slllie waiHS SOmeiUlllJf OI Tile Kind, aildjnno ln. .. rimnrr. if tniin ipuHfiixt. minis ii uaiiiy, ami inai is wnv the new irovonicr slKuild he, '""'"'-" nm ir Tvtin ami civen n free liaiul. -Let tho loLrisl.,fTO l,,,,,,! 1,; L?r."Ji'n "'"!'V "'"' I .oi i ip oiris aiurn iuiti us ami carry out his wishes. place the fespoiisil SUirirCSI WHS hr thr ni-W fiUVfinir. ami I hi. rirl.l m..n wishes. Such a course would dofinitelvM"" "i" o'""iin t-ohimi hiin.-rt-ni ilitV wlliVn it hcl.inirs; if r. rt..r.w, .. ll'lr.k"'f ''' ceeus in ins pinns to i-iier ronititions the ereilit will lie his ".""- by rights, if ho fails h.o.wiH 'be compelled to shoulder tho'icr u roito: men but unuunii dire-t these aiiairs the no little but vne hir gamu bnmeMi a thoroughly organized nud recognized science. It is now taught as a course In the larger eastern universities. Such men as we .have had in tbc stato game warden's chair can be expected to do little m this department of skilled science save spend the public money, in a blundering, futile sad sort of attempt to do things they don't know how to d. If the proposed local association can recommend that the .new governor go , IN YE OLDEN TIMES From the Eugene Dally Guard, Nov. 21, 1902. S. Smped nnd wife were down from IVnltorvillc today. , This afternoon Mru. Julius Goldsmith gave her gecoud at Lome for the re mainder of her calling list. Tlie well known Log Cabin hotel at Jfeaehnm for several years conducted by Grandma Munra, formerly of Eugene, was buruod down Wednesday night Oregon scored 70 to 0 against Pacific University t liis nfteruoou. Hon. J. Sr. Shelley nnil vtiieottkatl are visiting then- rinuglitf'V, .Mrs. bxJk llollunu in Boise Lity, ldauu. The recent groat renulilican tHI when figured out, thows a striking lit J cratic gam. ' Sirs. Itelieeca t'lirric died at hrr hi on South Olive strtti t!:ls niornui rl au illness of m-arlj s.x weeks, years, 10 lnont lis and 1.1 days. outside tlio realm of politic and pick a warden as lie would pick a highway en gineer, it will have taken a long step toward preserving Oregon wild life. If the association will be contented with good feelings and promises from men who mean well but arc unqualified for their obs, ft must not complain when conditions in tho forests run along four years hence precisely as they ara run urn g now. Will the local association realize luis? EXHAUSTED FROM GRIPPE COWI Ii grippe coughs raok and tin j sufferer to n state o.f exhaustion. "Wfi get completely exuausica in j Rnrrr V. .1. "Tried Kolej'i H4 nnH Tnp nnrf the rniiii'h ceased eE'irel Used bv three generations for colds and croup, throat, chest nlr cliial irritation. Foley's Hnntf hao stood the test of time. WU no opiates ingredients pnntfd wrapper. Largest selling court i in the world, foiu everjnmit. C3.11 You,Bc3.t It ! yiSStw" by pro mo. w schSrS? No, t Pur it Thekb) CAh Hove ) Ho, That hioe5" his CHAIR, fj; 7oHlDE AMAR.K J THIS.OTHeR. y aether. &A5S.W Ijr CHAR h Hee. om v ) Urrs rrvte Sofa he -rV(e WALL f WANT ) ft T WILL H lb" ALL THE ?)5.& ,Ll-er jA Cft f spors 5 -m AorweR. cw air ) iv - j . : The Papsklwneg Tne 1 rtne PAPeiWHeRE the-JsjS f SOPAWAS HA&.KJY FAOeo Pi AWO WAS "& SCRATCHED YiOwo ? I LINE THE. R.E.S.T, T- c-Jfi WE LL HAVETO . &4. tGT soveTwerf?S Z hW the Room ) ' - V . fly! ' r? rn 'if Jf ' , " '""Ar "-1 ' " Q