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About Eugene daily guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1904-1924 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 5, 1908)
I!!LFKNH "A"V GVAW- ,(H,IV. SK,T,,,tK,C 5. ,00, STRAY TQP!CS tl,) v lor " iSMk I i the ton cy ime product- ftKn" , : McLEOD FROM STAID OLD HEW YORK r. 1 k KITCHEN & KOMPP Successors to ARMITAGE &. BOWN Livery, Feed and Sales Stables Oak and 7th Eugene. Or. i.f JasltlotiaMe !"'' the rSrf Stnl Prc- 'ft McVAY & Company .... h-ncfe huslncsn: IS foods, minks nnd fktliUv "HI KCe"e 1. ii -iian.lmt faiflui '" ! ... . hanpi ud Careful" is hi, it dnn Cigar More K.MUNROE DOUSfUWflSHER MfflTURE LwattightbSU LwytMni '" th8 klt- m ol pou ana pans id ;,.. All tha llttln fl ISH DJBKO kuuaiub a Ad o! a drudge you will .i.-i n.i CETfi i penn'iDH ncu uti.u. ME .OREGON Appreciates smoking good cigars. It gives him relaxation.' The Mount. Hood Cigar is a favorite among all thinking men It is positively the best 10c Cigar on the market Groceries You will always find the best brands of Croceries FreshJGreen Vegetables Flour and Feed No delays, we h-t our own delivery Pierce Bros. Phone Main 53 52 East 9th tS & SHUMWAY tpiud Sever Work. peil Jobbing In tin and nrt Iron work promptly I to of plumbing niturei win. ;th and ok st. Ecclt's JiaDtai-Pepsm Uapsuh A POSITIVE CURE. For Inflammation or Ontatrb of the Bladder and Diaeanud Kldnera, Ho oars no par. Ourea quick Ij and perm an ontlr all Uanatnral DUeaaet of the Urlnarr Organ. Ab solutely harm last. Sold by dniKglflta. Prlco $14)0, or h mall, postpaid, tl.OU.or thr boieS2 75. AdrM, THESANTAL-PEPSINCOm helle-Stalnk. o. Hold by W. Ij. DV LANO. Drvatfm Guard Special Service. New York. Sept ;,,--'t is a ,.,., aiiiue mat. spreads over Hie Lu me proprietors of th cafes and resraii-.ii'i. ureat White W-y wiih ,, ;,,.,,, of September and ,h0 :,i,,u ',..,,'' of New YorKcrs to the Utv and thousands of then, who hav ;,,, surviving on tin fare of a small sum mer resort hotel ,;0 mt lr. ,n stant on their return 1,1 n, -i,'.- . . I drive to their fa.-orl'e restaurant end get wnat tliey call - - o i v t : i :, i ,e;l To be sure the meal genera'iv c,,n. slsts of some of the most expensive and Indigestible thins. ..n tiv I. ill of fare, and for those who have been summering in a prohibition town there is of course a little rare old wine ordered In- way of celebration Although many of the fashionable folk will not return to the cltv i' after Thanksgiving still there are I some already in town who are tak- ing In the new shows that are open up all along the ltlalto. i It is just as easy to be a mil j lionaire as rolling off a log if you jonly have a thousand dollars. At least .this Is the alluring advertisement of one Wall street concern that has set many a man to thinking, who at ; present does not see a new fall suit j of clothes on the horizon. It is really 1 no bother to lie a man of millions if 1 you will only take a few minutes of:' ' some day and run down town to a I't ' tie office and leave a thousand ,1ol ; lars with philanthropic Mr. Todd, j Of course, if you don't want to have I several millions just leave a hun idred and be satisfied with a cool niil I million for your pains. It is all i i lentlflcally worked out. is this scheme 1 to beat the Wall street game, and it only takes five years to do the trick At last accounts Mr. Todd was s'ill waiting for his first customer. One of the popular ways for New Yorkers with comparatively small means to spend their summer vaca tions is to tent out for the summer on the south shore of Long Island. There are regular colonies of tents there during the summer months and this form of camp life is increasing every year. Hut the camper has his troubles, for all his city friends want to spend their week ends with them. They figure that living In a tent Is cheap, so that they do not hesitate to Invite themselves for a few days' outing. Hut at last one man has come to the rescue and shown a scheme to his long-suffering brother campers that bids fair to cause would be guests to remain in the city until they are invited. The plan Is cruel but effective. When the self-invited guests arrive they are served a lunch eon of salt beef, salt fish and hard tnck. Thev eat little. At night the ! same dishes are set before them and they eat less. But the host by no I means starves, for he eats a good ! square meal on the sly. At night he i assures them that he Is living close 'to nature, and shows them a bed on ! the sand. The same meals and tbo same bed are most hospitably offered 'them the next day, but thev general ly find an excus- for returning to I' h is always ie-n ., he;. irs tV) rale !o.- ' io-.li. -.- ,11 the snti'n.i r :r-e front moths. Hi;t ' jver young bachelor ep a -- lilt ion of the problem n, ; r-ariy in jUIU, i ,llk mi ' '" it-.- to a pawn broker -mull sum on them, but take good tare of them want to redeem them in nerany tmd an oppo '! the ie.1 his s wa : inter i:a nitn to , I -hal! i I ra.y :u thi ' j-eheme h' "id an oipov"m -.v t,, ,, one of the clerks a qua-. - and -ell " ' 'urn uie run .le- a away with moth baU ,1, summer. I have done 'di al years now and find that works admirably." hkyscraping is the !ate. in ,.w o: k, and had It not b, en discovered so hue In the summer it wnald proh abl be taken up by more r-.vple. It bids fair, however, to be a ; o-iul ir form of outdoor life rev ve.,r 'n consists simply of camping out on tne roof of one of the bK downtown skyscrapers, but for real noveltv it carries off the palm. Thre voung la dies were the first to venture on this new form of out-door life, and they chose the top of a twenty five stor'v building overlooking the harbor They did all their cooking en a chaf ing dish, but pitched a tent and had all the other appurtenances of a reg ular camp. If an affable stranger engages voti In conversation and draws from ht pocket a Jeweled cigarette case and offers you a smoke it has been the custom In C.otham heretofore 'o ,-c-cept this Innocent form of friendli ness, nut now the word has gone forth that the "doped cigarette" has been Invented which has the same ef fect when smoked as the knockout drops that the thief drops into your drink w hen your back is turned. This new knockout Idea was successfully administered the other day in Madi son squrae. but the Impatient strang er tried to rob his victim before the dope hud really got its hold upon him. In the struggle that ensued there was so much noise that the thief took to his heels. There will be some disappointment among the cops in (iotliam if one of their number doesn't draw a Carne gie medal tor a deed of heroism that blocked the Broadway traffic for ful ly fifteen minutes. A woman was crossing Hroadway from the Hoff man House to Fifth avenue 'he otn er day when her green parasol caught In the trolley slot. Hendeteu ner vous by the approaching rars -lie 'o go the handle and stenpel io t'.e curb. To her amazement the pir.isol slid slowly and gracefully Inn tne slot until It was completely out of sight. A cop who was standing near by grasped the situation in an instant and telephoned for an Inspector. The latter arrived and after a careful ex amination informed the lady that the parasol was plainly to be seen stand ing upright as It had fallen. A la borer was railed for who was sent down Into one of the manholes and In a few minutes appeared, bringing the green parasol unhurt. Then life began to whizz by as usual. Thus within twenty minutes the parasol was lost and recovered at one of the busiest corners of the busiest city in the world. "Would you have rescued the parasol," Casey, the cop. was ask ed. "If it had been any other color but green?" "I'm color-blind," re plied the heroic Casey. The thousands who have sweltered in the subway during the summer months are hailing with joy the an nouncement that at last the big tube 1 VfiU ff V.-ii a K T-W'M. "WELCOME SHRINERS" o AT Roberts Bros. ..TOGGERY.. Where Men's Clothing and Furnishings are handled exclusively Sophomore Suits Alfred Benjamen Suits Cluett, Monarch and Interstate Shirts Stetson Shoes Hats, Gloves and Fancy Neckwear 9 I Southwest Corner of 8th and Willamette Sts is to be cooler. If the present plan is ciirrltMl out the piston ventilation system will be installed, which means that walls are to be built bet ween the express tracks. With the new arruiiKement the air In the subway1 will be chansed six times an hour, the hot air koIiik out ahead and the cool air coining in after. During the last two months the only tolerable place to ride has been on the front end of the first car. where there is always a n -od breeze. Owing to the oppressive air in the subway thous-; amis who live uptuwn have been obleged during the hot weather to go , back and f:rth on either the surface or elevated lines. ; A raying Investment Mr. John White, of 3S HUhlnnd avenue, Houlton. Me., says: "Have been troubled with a cough every winter and spring. Last wiutor 1 tried many advertised remedies, but the cough continued until 1 bought a 50-cent bottle of Dr. King's New Ms-1 covery. Before that was half gone the cough was all gone. This winter the same happy result has followed; a few doses once more banished the annual cough. 1 am now convinced that Dr. King's New Discovery is the best of all cough and lung remedies." Sold under guarantee at W. A. Kuy kendall's orug store, 50c and $1. Trial bottle free. SIGN WARD That is the way the trade flies. An ELECTRIC SIGN has the same fascination for people that light has for moths--it attract them its way A brilliant lighted store is always well patronized Everything Possible in Wiring or Gas Lane County Electric Works JOE TUCK, Mgr. 62 7 S. Willamette Hard brlcK for chimneys. CHAM UK It 3 HAKDWARE CO I BRING IN YOUR JOB PRINTING-PRICES RIGHT-WORK RIGHT Ulllllllllll imm Everyone is anxious to secure a Competence for old age. Young Man Will Yoj 9 mmence Now? Every young man who has acquired fortune, has made his start from REAL ESTATE. We are offering to start you in FRUITVALE on a five or ten acre tract. No capital required; save a portion of your earnings and make a commencement Now. Only a small payment needed to put you in possession of one of these beautiful suburban tracts. We are in position to g-ve such terms as you reasonably need. Our offer will stand for the next thirty days. Will you avail yourself of this opportunity ? Surely you cannot afford to waste your time. Why not commence nW ! Call at the office of the Eugene Real Estate & Investment Company ; we will talk this matter over with you, show you ese tracts and start you on the road of success. me Real Estate and Investment Company Is big 550 Willamette Street. Phone "Main 78" o o 0 M4IHI1T. .T. ... , - - ' ' id-. -- ' 1f -1 ? iwrmnriwuiiw
