Eugene daily guard., May 13, 1907, Image 2

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ERTS BR;
S Men's Suits
Stetson Hats
tiRembe Hats
S Panama Hats - -
H Straw, Crash and other Hats, 25 Cents::
to $2.50
fancy Vests and all kinds of
Gents- Furnishings Trc
554WillarnetteSt
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WITH JOAQUIN
IN HIS JUNGLE
NEAR OAKLAND
"A woek ago lout Siitt.rrtny evening
I wrnit out to Joaquin Miller's plane
on the hills above Oakland." remark
ed C. II. Wata.in, Khh. ,of Ashland,
to tho Tilling, on his return a few
days axo from a visit at Ban Francis
co, "lie Instated so stronxly on my
staying nil night thnt I did so, and
was really delimited at the opportu
nity. We had such a time as ran on
ly be realized In the poet's ehnrmlng
Jungle. He proposed that I should
remain with III in until Hiiniliiv evn
Ing, and that In the morning we
would hulld a eampflrn and have a
'brigand liroll' for our Sunday illni.T.
My brigand exnrrleneo had linen lim
ited to a few dime novels nnd I rim
rluded to add to that experience.
He gavo me the room that hud been
Ills daughter Maud's, who died thero
a few years ago. llo preserves It
Just as she left It and allows nothing
to be disturbed. He told me that ho
would grant mo a distinction that on
ly a few others hnd enjoyed imy bed
covering consisted of two-silk lined
robes made from the skins of Gen
eral John O. Fremont's two curly
horses. He offered to let me sleep
with him If I preferred It, nnd Inugh
ed heartily whn I said I preferred
to sloop with the horses.
"Ho has a distinguished Hoston
sculptor there who, with bii mo Indy
frelnda, occupies n cot In no In his
'Jungle,' nnd who Is enenxed In nro-
parlng a bust of his mother and him
self. In tho evenlnv he told hr
-about the nronosed 'brlunnd broil,'
and directed thnt she should prnern
n contribution for It a levy mnde by
Ihn brlKiind chief. In the nmrnlm;
nflnr breakfast, which we took with
him before he was out cf bed, ho sit
ting propped up with pillows hn rot
up and built a enmn fire back of the
house at the end of n big rosy arbor,
lieslde a little singing at renin, and put
Vtt a great kettle. Mrs. J. I). Foun
tain was thre and he set her l i
'tend the kettle and sent me out to
the bambno thicket to cut pime sticks
to brnll our meat on, while be ore
pared the material for a pot of 'sonu-n-de-boullon.'
lly "nil bve the s"ulp
tress and her maid, preceded by n
Japanese nrlest, rsine down the hill
liy a winding trnll through the seml
troplc Junale, decornted with mvrtle
wreaths and benrlng tho spoils of tho
chase. A half dozen authors, ar
tists and 'slch' from tho rltv came In
and were Invited to iinrtnko of tho
hospitality of the 'brigands.' Hnxs
were provided to alt on; tho meat
strung on bnmboo wands was held,
primitive fashion, over tho camp fire
until cooked, and then passed around
to dainty flnc'ira, who protected their
silks and satins with paper nnnkle.
Tho sculotress was hostess and tee
poet, with his pants In his boots, di
vestod of coat and vest nnd wlf'i
a Turkish fex crownlnn his tonkimt,
was host. It was unique to say the
least, nnd when he nnnounced tht
It was In my honor, I felt somewhat
puffed up and twisted my mus'tic'io
to look as fierce nnd pleasant ns the
occasion seemed to require.
"When we wero Indulging In these
eccentricities a hundred or more peo
ple were lined up along tho foifo
outside, under the shade of a bin
grove of eucalyptus trees which
fringes his grounds for a quarter of a
mile, nnd watched us as people watch
the keeper feeding his animals In n
menaxerle. He had a notice at the
gate that the scenery was better on
up the road and that trespassers were
not allowed insldo. Some of them got
up courage enough to cnll over the
fence and ask permission to come In
and get a drink. This he granted,
and occasionally a woman or a school
girl, trembling, would ask permission
to lake shot at the chief with her
kodak. This occurred so often dur
ing the forenoon that the inwt was
'all shot to pieces' when I left.
"llo and his friends loaded nie
with calla lilies and I started ofr
down the mountain blooming like a
garden, and fooling like a bucca
neer." Buv thnt new 9x15 ri from in.
CHAMIIKUS IIAIIDWAUK CO,
Just remember llull'a drug ntof
undersell two cents on all patent
medicines and toilet preparations ad
vertised In this paper.
OAMTOniA.
fcutk, lh Hind m Hsi H.m
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$10.00 to $25.00
- - - - $5.00
- - - - $3.00
$5.00 to $8.00
Humor and Philosophy
Br DUNCAN M. SMITH
GIVE IT ROOM.
When you (we a purple auto
Comlnjf Rfiyly down the treet
Like a streak of yellow Untuning
Hunnlnjf on a thou Bam! Uet,
Do not arifu with the crlttor
Just to how your brand of pluck;
When you ee It In the dlstanc.
Duck.
It U not a alfrn of brlRhtneia
To dlnpute the right ot way
With tho busy biiKC-buzi wagon
Ho Impatient of iK'lny.
When It comes In an vndeavor
Down tho line to rim amuck
And mike mince meat of the people,
Puck.
Any one who Is a weakling
Or is small acrnns the bark
Meeting with a full sized auto
Cannot butt It off the trmk.
If he ln". left a an-atie njot.
It will bo a en no of luck.
If h'n wltte ho will In Hunter
Duck.
In a hand to hand encounter
With nn auto It Is clour
That tho man who tmnpts the scorcher
Rtanrls to lose at least an ear.
Friends will haul owny tlie pieces
On a small and horse drawn truck.
Bo he should. Instead of flshtlnic.
Duck.
What He Had Missed.
'No,M Raid tho pnirt.rnl mnn, T nev
er tiiko nxourHlniiK Into tho hmiIitih of
I fancy. I iloiil wftli known quuntltlR
i mill U'uvo tho unknown for tho Urvum-
era."
I "tf virion! Iv von itiirm mtrfml it irlrl
then."
Cause For Faith,
The fellow was a entity man
itoyond a single doubt.
But his lawyer wouldn't bo convinced
Until his cash Rave out.
Histrlonio Aooomplishmant.
Ho Is vory ambitious to go on tho
tllK!."
Vint ho not?"
"No. but ho can ahoot n tiun loaded
with hliink curtrltlKv so ns to muke as
loud a report nn any one."
Proof of Its Worth
"What dlil you pay for your mining
took."
"Ten cents ft shtiro.
Tshuwt 1 onn sell you some with
much more expennlvo aud elaborate
ei.icrttvli.tfi. for ft tvutu a aharv.M
Get Ready.
To kiss ami make up, so the expert de-
clar,
rroduces an ocean of bliss.
But moat of the ulrla whom you meet
here and there
Must maku up before they wfil kiss.
8our.
"Am I In danger of brain term, doc
tor""" "Not at all, my dear sir. Nothing to
give trouble, I assure you."
Musoular Oratory.
"I underatai.U bo makes a strong
talk."
"Yes: ho splits Infinitives right along
and never turns a hair."
PMtimittio Pet.
"Aw, come prlong, I'ete, and ferglt
yer troubles."
"Then how In the world kin 1 enjoy
myself, Dliay?"
Ne WMthtr Prophtt.
Top. how do they make atago light
ning?" "How In thunder should I know?"
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
If none were sinners the preachers
would And poor picking.
Warm sympathy really often needs
to link Itself wlt'Ohsrd coul to find
proiwr expression.
CMYcrest iffxvrrsre
ffflt, MOT ft T MHO CAM I
AWtiL:-'(oFCOMrit'JZt &PMj
13 I "i-.
ATHLETIC
MEET HEBE j
NEXT FRIDAY!
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Agricultural College Lads From Pull-
man Will Meet the Oregon Ath-j
letes on Kincaid Field - Dan
i
Kelly, World's Champion 100
Yard Man, Said to Be in Good
Condition
Tho J'nfversity of Oregon traek
team ine"ts Pullman here next Fri
day In the only meet that will be'
hold In KiiK'-ne this year. At that;
t inn tin local stud wits and towns-j
people will see Hiik and McKimiey, ;
(he two Khmt weight men, who have;
re'-onla lo perform for tho last time, j
and in all likelihood Dan Kelly, thei
holder of the world's record in the'
lo-y;ird dash. I
TliDiitih Trainer Hayward says that1
t h niei't will be close, Oregon sup-1
porters hellcve that she will win with-!
out any Kreat difficulty. I'lilltuanj
will Kt a Rood many points in the
distances, but not all by any means,
and in the other events Oregon ex
pects to have the best end, with very
few exceptions. Pullman, however,
might surprise the university toam,
but the O. A. C. meet will undoubted
ly brliiK out the strength of the vis
itors to a ureat extent.
Kelly In Oood Condition.
Though there have been many ru
mors that Dan Kelly Is out of condi
tion, Hayward says thnt his form Is
all thnt no desires at this stage of the
season, and the general opinion pre
vails that he Is as good as at the
same period last year. The rest of
the team seem to be In good shape,
with tho exception of Moullen, who
has been sick. He Is getting better,
and as Pullman Is weak In the nolo
vault, will probably make first place
If he outers. Rofore Moullen went to
tho Columbia meet ho could not vault
ten feet, but there ho went ten feet
four Inches.
Store f1of.
All tho stores will bo closed In
Kugcnn Friday afternoon, and the
day will take on the air of n holiday.
At tho university It Is University
Dnv, nnd In the morning the students
will donate their time and labor to
tho university by building a cement
sidewalk, and making other improvo
raonts. Idiurrnii Officers.
The I.aurean Society of the uni
versity has elected the following offi
cers: President, P. O. lfond; vice
president, (J rover Kestley; secretary,
H. H. Clifford; assistant secretary,
L. U Stelwor; treasurer, V. W. Gfl
les; censor, Walter K. ICatoff. For
the soml-puhllc deftat es Afembers
(WrieR, Raton, Williams, Stool,. Smith
antf Bellinger were chosen.
m i hh T"nvrr i it's iT i tV;
NT A It HOCK HV Al'TTM.V
Port fn ml Citpltul Ueve-loplng nnd
. iMjulotdiig Property in the Ilohc
mln District.
Mineral, Or.. May 1 . C. H.
Thomson, of Portland, the steamship
man. accompanied by Dr. Black, :if
Vancouver, and Ms. Perkins, a min
ing expert of Portland, have been at
the Star mine In the Itnhemla dis
trict for several days aud made a
thorough examination of this flue
properny, which Is owned by Portland
ami ol her capitalists.
Mr. Thompson stated there would
he something doing at the Star from
now on. Men nro steadily at work
driving tho cross-cut. which will cut
the Star ledge nt about MM) foot
depth. Something like 1000 tons of
high grade free milling ore is on the
dump nnd many thousands of tons
are blocked out In the tunnels and
slopes of tho mine. When the lower
tunnel or cross-rut reaches the vein1
It will tap nt a point where the ore
shoot Is very strong and quite rich
nnd It will still be In the free ore
sone.
Thero Is a five-stamp mill on thtr
property, nnd this will be rigged up
and ready to operate by fall Is pres
ent plans of the management carry.
A Narrow Ksrno
0. W. Cloyd. a merchnnt of Hunk,
Mo., had a narrow escape four- years
ago, when he ran a jlmson bur Into
his thumb, llo says: "The doctor
wanted to amputate It, but I would
not consent. I bought a box of IVitck
len'a Arnica Salve and thnt cured the
dangerous wound." 25c at V. L. Dp
Lane's drug store.
It's too bad to see people who go
from day to day suffering from phys
ical weakness, when Hocky Mountain
Tea would strengthen them. Tea or
tablets, 35 cents. Linn Drug C1.
State ot Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas
County, ss.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that
ho Is senior portner of the firm of
P. J. Cheney & Co., doing business In
tho City of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said Arm will pay
tho sum of ONE Hl'NDRKD DOI
LARS for each and every ease of Ca
tarrh thnt cannot be cured by the use
of Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
In my presence, this Bin dny of De
cember, A. D.. 1SS6.
Seal) A. Y. OLE A SON.
Notary Tubllc.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Inter
nally, and arts directly on the blood
nnd mucous surfaces of the system,
rond for testimonials free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, a
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Hall's Family rills for constipation.
XKW8 OF THK LOWKK
SI I SLAW COl'XTHV
Items of Interest Culled Front the
Florence West Hcpju'rs to Iike
Creek llrid-e to He Made.
The schooner Conuille came In
(cross the bar yesterday and went to
Acme to load with lumber from the
Saubert mill.
A case of spinal meningitis was re
ported In Acme by Dr. Kd wards the
tlrst of the week. A four-year-old
son cf Chaa. Tuttle was attacked by
the disease.
Miss Gertrude Hamble left Mon
day for her home In Kugene. She
has been engaged to teach the high
school here next year, and will re
turn to Florence when school opens
In the fall.
Mapleton Item: W. Ij. Phelps, J es
se Phelps, and H. B. Jeans returned
Monday from Kugene, where they
had gone to pinko final proof on the;
homestead of W. h. Phelps. I
The new road from the Kilgore)
ptao on u prior Deadwood crook ovr j
to the Prindle place on Five Itivr-s, t
which., was surveyed a few weeks ago,!
was renorted favorably by the view
ers find the county court, has estab
lished It. Tho distance is about seven
miles.
The steamer WnsV-iilnro arrived
hero Saturday evening and le't Wed
nesday morning on her wa v to San
Francisco. She took out another lo'id
of lumber from the Siuslaw Lumber
Company's mill for the navy yard at
Mare Island.
A farewell party wps given at the
Western House Saturday evening, in
honor of Miss Hamble, Jon Beauche
man and Percy Koblllard. About
twenty young people were present
and spent a pleasant evening.
The Kugene-Florenr? Stage Com
pany has put Its stages on fast time
a couple of weeks In advance of the
regular summer time this year, and
the stage now arrives about 7 p. m.,
the roads being in good "ondpion
and the trip being made p!I in day
light. Wednesday ri"1, of last week
George Carle left Mi launch, the "Pi
santlnede," lying at the wharf near
the Siuslaw Lumber Company's store
at Acme. Some miscreant, for the
lack of better employment, punched
holes In the bottom of the craft and
let the boat go to the bottom of the
river. It was raised and repaired
in a day or two.
Mapleton Item: L. X. Roney and
H. M. Price, county commissioner, nr
rlved In Mapleton last night. They
are looking over the bridges along
the Kugone-MnpMon road, and mak
ing estimates of the lumber required
In order to make ncssary repairs.
Tho Lake Crook bridge is to hav
new piers, the old ones being nln'-ist
completely rotte-l away. The bridge
was built In 1890.
Tho teachers of Florence public
school were both given a nleasnnt
surprise In the way of gifts from
their pupils at the close? of the term.
The advanced denartment present
ed a beautiful all nun to their teach
er. Miss Gertrude Ramble, the pre
sentation being made by Miss FIos
sfo Chapman, for fho punlK Miss
Oerfrude Sohreuders received a copy
of uoems from her fifth pide class
and a henutiful vase from the fonrth
grade. West.
Xotick so.vs op" nrrrnt.ws
fipnern' Mr-I'eiizl" ''.'lip N'o. SI,
Pons of Vefei'a'.s. will be pmsirn'l
Monday pvonlnir, M."v IS', nt S nVlivk
M flrnncl Arinv ball, In th" fhi'atre
bbfek. AM who -have sltrnf'd ns e'ir
ler members shm. Id inj.k" m"ral
effort to b- pr"srnt. InstnMntron if
niPrers will occur upon this u 'ca
nton. C rtAKt."!,
Musterlns Offlcr.
r;.soi,t"t' woon s'vn.VG ,
.ml M'.xhI for Snlf,
V. R. Hoddv will save y-n. nionnv
on wood saving. All wncur c'vrwi
with Kane. Prompt Hervlei-.. Wood
for snTe. lfi-lneh of four-fon lenir.b.
Thone lied 1771. ltesldei.ee, 775
Ferry street.
T?fR TK.XAS WONDER.
Otres till kidney, bladder anf rheu
matic tronbles; sold by all dYirsKtsts
on two months' treatment by mall
'ot ft. Dr. K. w. Hall. 29il Olive
street, St. Louis, Mo. Send1 for tes
timonials. Sold by Hull's Dnrg Store.
dw tf
PIANO IIAIWi.VrVS
t have somo slightly ned pianos
ranging In price from jlT5 np. For
merly sold from 300' tw $S50. Must
croso them out to miiRw room for
new goods, which are arriving dally.
Cnll and see If this Isn't the greatest
piano bargain ever offered In Eu
gene. II: W. MORRIS.
606 Willamette Street.
TO Tir.lK
Piano or organ for a good horse
or horses.
IT. R. MORRIS,
dwtf 606" Willamette Strexr.
We under"!! two cents all cut rite
prices on patent medicines nnrf toller
preparations advertised In this pa
per by any ptnn
1U US DRITO STORE.
"Loving Is a painful thrill.
Not to love more painful still.
Hut ah It Is the worst of pain
To love nnd not be loved aenln."
(When vou feel that way better
lane minister's Rocky Mountain Tea.
Linn Drng Co.)
Withstands rain nnd teilne. It's
pure nslnt, every atom of it. The
New Era quality, sold only at the
Herger-Ilenn Hardware Co.
CASTOR I A
lot Infanta and Children.
Die Kind You Have Always Bought
Bear the
&'fatar
When Bunny
Was Bumped.
By LESLIE TRAIN.
Buuiiy Travels was not a bad fellow.
On the contrary, everybody I.Ued hlui,
md everybody said It was too had that
he had money and ha.l .eut six
months in Loudon to learu the ways of
au ass. one day when the subject of
the up to dale .'irl was o.i the carpet
Bunny listened for awhile with a bored
air and thcu observed:
It's all theory. Slie caw.ft be found,
ye knaw. lliey are the same old la:i
gulbiu In. Just a ' of (juris, w.th
their jrifle and twaddle aud waltiuy
for a pr. p .sal. A. 1 may have remark
ed before, they bore ii'e-bore me
Uweadluily. Ve:iy. I il.ink 1 sha.l
have to cut the while lot ol' the:..."
Aiuon those who regarded i;un:i.v as
au asinine nond felljw w:is l!:u't Hal
braiih. the -.uuk pa.tner l:i a down
town brokerage linn, lie had a wile
and a home on the north shore of Loir--Island,
and bis s ster Nettie lhe.1 with
them. As he listened to liimu.v's o!ser
vations a smile 1. ivered around hl.i
mouth, and that niht when he got
home he said to the sister:
-Say. Net. we've pot a feller In the
Clipper club that needs bumping, and
he needs It bad. I a:n j-'oln tj Invite
him down to stay for a week."
-What for?' was asked.
"So that you can bump him. He
doesn't believe there's an up to date
girt In America."
Bunny balked a little when Invited
down to the Island home. lie was at
last prevailed upon, however, and one
Monday afternoon he was safely land
ed at Itavensrest. Half an hour later
Miss Nettle was dressed for n spin In
her brother's auto and Informed the
visitor thnt a twenty mile ride was on
tbe cards. If It would bore him. why"
"Not In the least, me deah curl. I
rawthXT fawney the thins, doneher
knaw, or think I should If 'there was
"HJUIO ON UK11K, AND WTtSHALt. BE BI.OWS
AHUOUE."
any speed. In it. If you can assure me
of twenty mih'S mi hour I shall be posi
tively chawnied."
lie was quietly assured, anil after tho
machine got well: started he fourm tho
assurance well founded. I'-unny beu.in
to get nervous after the speed exceeded
fifteen miles an. boor, but he managed
to restrain, himself until it bad reached
twenty-live. Then his bat blew- o.I, his
hair stood upt and there was a oulver
to his voice- as- m turned to- the girl
nnd said:
"Oh. ui.w. t thought wo- came oot
to see the himlsvnpc-. doneher knaw."
Farmers began to yell, dogs to bark
and drivers- of teams to draw out to
the fences as- the speed was raised to
thirty miles an hour, and Bin.ny Tra
vers confessed to himself tttat for tbe
first time In two years he vrnsn't bored.
The- pace went to thirty-fire and then
to Corty. aud he Itnally Jtalged that It
lind! gone to a hundred and tho auto
was tlyrng above the trees. Then It
slackened as they entetvd a village,
and rhw girl steered the ntaehltte op one
afreet and down another and anally
United before the office of n Justice of
We- pence. A benign Jooktn-j old gen
tleman came out, nnd the girl handed
him J.V
1 "Now, then, what's all this?" asked
fhmiiy as Miss Nettle was turning the
Diaehlne nlMiut.
"Oh. whenever I eiceed the speed
Built I stop nnd pay a fine. They don't
kave to arrest me and have witnesses
and a trlnl. Saws time nnd carries
'" "i-r oi me .aw. yon know.
Little Invention of my own, and I am
thinking of taking out a patent. I'll
trv for a mile a minute going back."
Runny groaned. To his utter amaze
ment, he was not In the least lwred.
On the contrary, he was anxious to
suggest that Miss Nettle accept a check
for l.ootl for the benefit of charity and
allow him to walk home. H,-fo-e he
could state the case, however, the
machine was under way. When they
retiched home the girl found a b'jndle
of clothes in the sent beside her. After
awh'.le Runny Travers emerged from
tho bundle and said that he was a
changed man.
An hour after brnlcfast next tnorn
lu j when Bunny had finished his cigar
his entertainer nsked him If he wouldn't
hhe to have a bout with the foils. H
milled Incredulously, but she asked
him to follow her to the b.l'9-d roim
and there produced a pair of f,
Heie was his opportunity to gel evea
Ub her for the scare of tho day b-
four tJines ana w.nin.l her vamt . 1
IvZ iwimy. however, who was pinked
. i : ..li nfiiimil
au.I disarmed ami n '-". ---Jue
room and made to look like JO
ceuts. The afternoon was raluy, and
Miss Nettle proposed billiards and pool.
: iiuuny began by i.iv.ng her twenty on
! billiards and four balls on pool and in
... ..rc of three li mrs found that
be could give him all that nud then,
wlu every game.
Next morning be got up to wo.pler
what was coming. Ho oou found put.
There was a cracking good sailing
breeze, uud the whiteeaps were run
ning on the sound. When Miss Nettie
proposed a sail in her catboat, Runny
looked at those whiteeaps for a long
minute, and shivers ran up his but.
He followed her down to the boat land
lug h.wever. and did his best to ap
pear Indifferent. The girl hoisted the
sail, took a reel in It and then shipped
the tiller, and the visitor was asked to
sit amidships ami trim the craft. W:ie:i
half a e out and just after the tlfth
barrel of spray hid struck him in the
back, he saiil something about havhr:
an important en--i.;:cment In the city,
but the hn:it did rot cease to bounce
n'lr the spray to lly for nearly an ho:ir
later. Miss Nettie was also sopping
wet nnd her hair Hying, but she was
bumping Runny. On approaching the
landing si.e roundeii into the wind,
held fast lo the sheet and yelled out a:i
the boat turned turtle. She was along
side of him as he came up, sputtering
and gasping, and as she reached out a
hand and drew him to the overturned
boat she said:
"Hang on here, nnd wo shall be
blow n ashore. We might as well have
a bath while we nre about it. Hope
you are enjoying yourself."
Wheu Runny went to bis room for
the night lie was nlmost ready to ad
mit that he was wrong In arguing thnt
there were no up to date girls. The
next morning something happened to
please him. He was Invited to take a
morning gallop- in company with the
young lady, and he saw bis way clear
to pay off old scores, ne was given
the best mount, but the gallop had not
covered a hundred rods when It Was
evident that horse aud man wero not
agreed. At the first fence to be Jump
ed the horse remained on one side and
Runny on the other, while the girl (lis
appeared l:i t!u distance and didn't
seem to miss her cavalier for a full
hour. Bunny's excuse was that ha lift
ed his horse too soon for the jump and
that there was something wrong with
the climate of tho United States.
Next day the visitor nnd Miss Nettle
went buggy riding. Runny took the
reins with a determination to show off.
He was showing when Mls-i Nettle
took the reins away and brought the
mn.iwny animal down to his paces.
There was one more bump In store for
the young man. Next day. after wres
tling for an hour with bis palpitating
heart, bo made a proposal in due form
Miss Nettle realised what was cominc
and was prepared for It. She simply
handed hlin an ajvertlsement she had
written aud proposed to insert In the
leading papers, it read:
"An up to date girl wishes to ndop:
an orphan boy ami be a mother to him.
Will teach him how "n climb tribes,
stand on his hend and turn hack haad
sprlngs. All new ideas taught as soon
as they appear. A pos'tlve guarantee
given not to bore him. A cure for 1 in
gnidness nnd the London complaint
kept constantly on han'L Addres.
confidence." That was another bump for Rnnuy.
but he took It like a little man. In
stead of returning to his old ways and
his old life, ho went over to UldUold
and bought the right to plalit oysters,
and he has displaced such energy and
ambition during the past year that Kurt
ti.ilbraith looks nt him across the club
dmuer table anil loutti-rs to himself-
"l wonder why iu thunder Net doea
not name the day. I know they l ive
each other and are as good as en
gaged." A Progressiva Age.
Herre de t'ampe. who was enleirrln
Ing the Braxity kitchen, was so exoss
lrely slow that his discouraged em
ployers beenn to fiir thnt j.m
- - . UClllfVI-
ate Frenchman meant to end his dnys
uiuier tueir roor.
"Do you think." asked Mrs. Rrndly
desperately, "that
o'clock, so we can cook dinner':"
.wauame." replied Pierre, pausing
to gesticulate with his brush, "maybe
you have hear som" peop' say dat dls
ees de age of progress. Oul. madame,
eet efa de age of too moch progress
Evalrew'ere hon dose states of Amer
ica dere ees too moch 'urry, 'urry
'urry. Evalrew'ere eet ees 'Mate
Bste. make 'aste!' Per? ees no. r;p-pose-no
talme for do nottlng; go....
Evalrew'ere I am come wit' wa pall
ma brush, ma scaffold, eet ees not
rierro. how good yon can do. dose
vorkr but 'Pierre, how nneeft yon
got Trough?' Pnrbleu! RitTore. a man
ees get one leg een bees horairhnll
som bod' ees hask heem. -sv. mee-.fer
how son you go vay?' "-Youth's Com-
Books That Helped.
"What books have belwl you most?"
asked the sincere end serious young
woman. "
"I can't recall all of 'em." answered
Mr. Cumrox. 'but they were mosfv
stories with love nnd fighting In them
Tou see. I was In the Invok Mllng busi'
ness when I began to get prosperou,."
-Washington Star.
Explosiva.
The CAtint .. .
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Thn T..l.
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MOneV Making
Is Nc
There Is nothing mysterious u
financial success. dl""n
Neither Is it a matter of iU(,i,
cept in rare instances, and t . et"
more complicated than the ,.,, 00
of addition. "".Mem
Nearly all rich men were
poof. Money making s simnK
matter of money saving at thV ,
ginning. 0 oe-
After a good-sized sum has hB
saved, the next Jtep is to invest it i
some safe and legitimate enternri.
After that your measure of suCr'
depends only upon your inuivid,!!!
business sagacity. Rut the bezln
n!ng is the most Important. Our Bat
ings department has started nianv
depositor on the road to wealth
We pay Interest on both deinsH
and time certificates of deposit and
will be glad to open an accouat'with
you. 0
EIGEXE hOAX & SAVINGS I1A.K
Capital and Surplus, $100,000.
Established 1S92.
L. CHAMBEKb, d. li. A.MKENV
President. Vice-ProU,,,,
DARWIN BRISTOW, Cashier
Chambers-Bristow
Banking Company
Of Eupene. Oregon.
Paid Ud Cash Capital $50,000
Notes and Mortgages bought. Money
loaned op approved security. Intent faW
on time certificates of Herosil. A genera'
banlrinp b"loet transacted.
First National Bank
OF EUGENE
Paid op caah capital a-.
ad surptufl $10O.nQ0
A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS '
done on reasonable term. Sight drafts on Chtap,
Sao Francisco and Portland. Bills of Exchange on iJ
foreign countries. Deposits received subject to (beck
or -eriincate of deposit. All collections tolnattdioa
-vill receive prompt attention.
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PE4NDJGRASS Ciahlei EH H POITKH AWCuh
J. E. Kilborn
WELL
. DRILLER
By my method you
can positively secure
pure water by casing
to hard rock. The
only sure way ol getting
water free from surface
impurities.
Phone Black 2872'
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t Where he will be pleased to
J have friends and customers J
to come and see him J
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