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TURNINQ NEW LEAVES. "J2Sa." ... . , j the Jolly old Earth, "l th 0h, tbat. " , , ''io:i,il,.u,.,both lri Bod 7l, '!,fJ,,rer iMr twos so w. . . 'JjtoSilwiH How Year, o )&." yyVrflLA notnraono'. irfft Ijy Xmt'Hcttfa 'Pre&i A&&ofti. (V.iyrliM' ' ' tloM.l n. I vnnt tu talk to you a Httlo." Z' lii dy uf ,he pll yeilr w,len " ""Jij-n nut, .'Hi those words, stopped X SJ- Lfl.mil ' "cloh.", Mlfe., Mar I"? ; '' w'T.ili'i) wiis ', i9 lift Blonder, vrtul IW1"-5" UmiroWJWtM.'niiaiier i wi'iiilius 'beautiful fa was uul, '"f ithrt n...vii;i..B MriliiiH-yil. ' ft k.I- HVVVih!llng " 3-i-i- i-""'!l ,"'f,,ru UfiiilM'" Jjflntl.'ii.r .!: with tills roydwt '11 w'finv l.Liuah.-.KIrt.l.or tWM jrenrdyfifr fat.) Thopiwrn"?; sqrtit.li.Uoll hla 4-tfvoiy.. . MM Muru-nt not op, froin .the run, !nl arlng t the lijht Imping , '.' . -i don't know why people think Zi on.v til old havo my rl8!.t t& bo norl- Liwr "orfiKii 'to dt luftitrcb 'AbxiSj'j'' ons. " said sliu. "Ik Bourns tb, ni'oTt In when you aro yofintf. )id have all your life to muku or mar belbre yiju that ybii hurt the host right to bo Borlous." "Why, why, Linda, my girl! It Isn't you haven't coiuo.to. tull Jne yi .Ul tull 31 ilu" I'.'ciijj'JI u oiitfhe ;ou afo' 'going to Kot married affiui "Married mmin 1 iliiic'd iVui young ffonmn. "Xp one oue to get inurriod again; it dyesn t KOiiiid.pritty,' . "I uldn t ineti.n to giiythab, I am an unfortiinuto, hliindurlng old .ancoslot JJou't 1)0 to; hard, on liio,. ."Stow know. daughter, I'd .lmo tpoeou li.appyrovoii 11 Jim mil iijiii u mw kj mil ittvcvy ui (ill t..,..o..ni,i " "Would you, faHifi',' would ynii?" 'LliidA came and ait. nn tho arm of. his chair and stroked hi rizzlu.l liair, i . "Out'wUh lt.l. Vf.l'ib In it'f I'ih 'braced,1' nam iiiiu iniiiui g;tiiiiitv. ; - - "Oh, I'm not ..going lo in'ary, I'm not,"crll Mrn. itlariiiohl, wKh 'evpn'uh nocttvyiry ft'rvor. ." Vou ouglit , toj. It'now that, lou Know, i wasn't very nappy, anil and I want to bo a diuio'innoflsl" "A wliuth" "You know, the order .of oaconueseos ine oau ill mo. CJlurou, papn. iney give their livos io good works." "Lord, Lwrd It euundg as if (hey. won blooinura. .Tlioy don't, clu thoyf' "i'ho oujtumo la very bocuniiDg, ,rgald tho ividoir, tviih fi'ugl.y.savoriv, t . 0 . "IvVli, dial's sonicthing to bVl'naitktul lor. "P:in, you niusf treat mo 11 k'o n grown porsiiu for threo ninutoa. I yiflV to tell 7ou lliat I have madq'up my mind. 'I'in golnj to oiuor tho novltla'to. I'ragoi"ng to bo a u'iconu.cis, " , SLo stood in the liiiddlo'oit tho ropii'n'or hamls ehwrml Lpfero hbr 'nnd..lopltfn(j ter illily foriiiiii.aldp foreuoh a. slondor Vonng lenity in good olothon. "It's my one res olution for tho new yor," ehe wont on Terr. quietly, but bur Lrwit'h cbniiug'ln'lri. ifguhr pauts. "I (honght Iougut Vo toll Jim as Buou as I imil made up my inlud, il I nude It up today, on this lpat day I tho old jn,ir, and It's tlo feb. too. of my old li(e. I ,u trod o( fri'vblit' and imiitlnoss of tho bliife.'.' Shu mural toward tlio dobrj 'tis eW'lnJd ttr hnnd on the knob she turned iVd said " thu silent man : "1'ui not going to' t'lio' ball' topiorrow Wit, hut. don't let my movements disturb tours." "I trust yuu have not at this hour oon; to throw over your Aunt Sarah's .Kr, too," ho sald, with sarcastio Into nailnia. i3- hnwor. "I don't kno uT';""' "" a dinners oonld over bo Z , "v" "a ta'll'ltlos. I'm only try : Io ,.1T t,lml, and I bJEuoot'lhat ""Solx'tiinrrunctlon." Aunt Hnfah's' dinner was td eaten vmr Jvenreg, -and flio guests were to 'J"'1.' pUy wlil,t' Bna' 'iitoh -tfia old1 JWakllng ii( tttoh oth6r peflrile Ws' could lihjiii m to jntti d family party cor IlKGlV lYita 'lt. 'Ihnt. ihM .n.,M il. V' , . .....i.,n i (wjimy. i 01r, t iaro ,,i(nt ju (io witlj , .. .'UarilK?11' V!hlni ' nfir 'u( WK Kt 'it'snotimporlnntliow I 'Vhv. ,L.i. -,. . . . '.' ".i.iio. ii ees not n uuliu's' "miiMiiyoi, di-,.,8 furl There will h the Ik U n.,t nor" , ' .i' Kiiress hvugimd und nusworeil that t irttl,r. f "'"Kmt woitf to the flesplsett'dln 1 ''" tni'-omiurtrily iiirposlrid "ftnd r: "1"- When slie ohteroa MTirihit'a ''j r,m, a HttW ndullHug'lmrlrntJd w.JwjWI'wlilW flgnre', avfch ...';. 0 Mi''M'od I'ronrtf'coi " "i.uiiriiiu inuriiinrirrMirnkitMi SVfoh S was ifutAy eo ' with the slKlit 6t iief. Nn, kn.r ',:y'7 'iniilinfwitn Ki'ftiroth C "T y ,',nimm tArlrg .y , :mU,,wl,,l, "us"' ,a hm Lr!" ". ".h.rt. In the middle of i1nonf nn,i n e rrnren on Mrs. h .T0nt' "nd t!l"" "Jneulatirhi, "Is U-lt " till .. ''Umla. 4 "ii. " "3 "rt ITnnhvS "Wi.t Vt.''l.'iMleli "'i:o, but 'yon musmVfcrk t?I ''.ron w rtrjndhlpher nor to roe elt'het j It's notffftttorlng to a woman of my ago." "SluTs liandsbipcr than over,, as, oT r"."V,M,"V" V" uo,- no auacd, smll log with a Kftfe Bow to iho ahWivl',..i. " You must take hor In in ,li,,n.,. xi. Lostor.- ..?.!? tWn'lta godkond to'huve Mrs. ilariiion't seniiid a llttlosiirprlsod, too, ht soo(ng Mr. Euitor. She looked fm Just an Instant aa Jf ho wore a gliost, and thon alio k .his arm. saving gajiy "Why, I thought you wcro In South Aiuoriea. Are you sure you 'are not and that this is nut yoyr antral body horc among your 'dull bid frtunal'" "I know too woll that it 'is "my very self, " ho auswbrod quietly. "I oamo back with it Jfew Year's reso lution to stay at home," ho continued. "I SUpposO I liUKht tlVdot'hat. 5W iriinhel and my rhqther's ;iffiilrs niicii'lrio, and we always rosblYo'lb'db what wo'bught at .'the boginnjlh'g 'of 'tho hew Volir, don't wor Buti'ddu'tiiibwrnlroiidy I'm 'thihKiiig of flight, of 'going to Kjrypt'bii soniothing that can ba'cnlliHliUiiiiues.'' . . "Why, It's torrlliio to ttilnk how jS'ow Vorlt must . boro ycju." Mrs. Miindont spoke 'Witt, nraw.llugry riithur lis if she were bored lierVoIf. "Borii niof i'oii don't rehienibur me as a ooreu, pursou,.uo you?" Mr. Ijdstor ilid not da'tiofc. He'dovofed hlmsolf to Jyhlst yvfthainiieut aud nurvous partners, fctrk Mhrihont never plnved wnist, and sno Bpncod eigijrlv for nwiiilo with youifg dubs'tn's, hhd. old Smo.os, but ouw iudl i,i-t luiurusb iu mm esoreio early. Porhap'slt was 'too frivolou's'tn Will, h h,,,i. ding deniidhn'oBs. Shb'sat down at ii piano u mwjYw anny ltoiu iui mo company and softlv tilfiyod bits of old ' nielniliiiR. Losfer tlrrdrd life (i'ohd (iri(l llsleiied to tho fnlnt sound of Voting witlioiit weirds" till an Indignant partner stornlv reenlled him to business. Mrs. Mi.rmont and hor father woro ainbng the flrit to leave. She came up to Lostur Just after the new year began,, looking Very stivtbly and yut 'vory kind and put out a Btralglltforward little nand. "I hopb yoh won't go hway," Bho'Eaid ana" tnoro wns a little break in. tho coiitinu'lty'bf Vdr'sjiubch, tlloti shu weiit on "and J hope you'll cbilio iind see mo." "Tbhlik j'oll," said Foster and nothing more. "Lot's not talk now." she said wearilv when her flithcr began to suuak of liur "wild eotibliio" oil tho voy nbine. tihe dlamisSod hor maid and quietly and swiftly QrQp'tLv6d't6t Ucd, but after 'the Ughl's woro .out, aaahelhjlh tlio diirk, she be-.ui to sob liko allttlolOHoly, faiiilshed'chlld, and the gray winter bnwh was creep!! g Into tho room bbf ore the sobs, eauk Into long quivering sighs, that did. not Imnk tlio ligtit sluinuor tliat at last blessed her. Tho neit dhy Lostor was staniliiiR list lessly at tt olub window. Ho hud tried to talk to his mother thnt morning about the proDaujnty or ins again leaving her, and that lady had, first impatiently ami then plaih'tivoly, rbfliscd to liston tq any such suggestion, as ne stood more Mrs. Mar mont passed Lester's fteb flushed 'add paled. Ho turned rforh the winubw. He.ca.lled a cab. "Drive whofh'v'oh lfbri fiir t.mi iiiliiiit.i,a " he said to the. chbiiy, a'h'd ut tlio end of elsht he told hllu where ib iro. and'ores- ently tho cab drew up in front , of bno of the did faahiubed, luxurious houses of North Washington squhro. "Mrs. Lindsay," said Lester wlion ho was showhihtothe presence, of tlio white haired, bright eyed old lady he bad oome to seCf a mend he had known from his ohlldhood, "X'm not going to boat about tho iUush,,-- ooino'to ask you some- thlnte. I" "Sitdowiv Once I'O have thought it must be &n offer of junrriivgo; now I sup- Vs you ye oome io aooinesomo w:iffor ao cbrdlucr to lny Ebehiory of hfadlbiit history.' "No, but iavb bduie booAusoyoti know evwriniog, aua because yoa aro so dls ordet. This la ifc: Where no! Who did Unift Marmont'miirrvP" , "WiitjJiliBdo Mttnbt?,, "Whail There are two? Griskt Jovo! Lester bfaly brbnheu tbls opostrophu. It wHft'aa if he had nob stioiiRth left for vocal effot "Of cbirtfe thbro rtro two. S'hotlgh It Is rather odd, with a dume liko that. You didn't meet no. you weren't hero that season liot Tom atmpnt'a young bioco oame here ttyin hack In .the country somo whorer and Linda. bur.Lihdk'brouglft hor out and married her oxfto Mork VVcber. The? aro trvelfnir In natn'noW." "How In. the world did efie coin'o to do euch a chooky thing as bo namec a Linda Mftriiiohtf" ; Lestor askod. the question with deen rdaQntiiierit The. old lailva dark eyes .twinkled as she look 6d at him shrowdiy... ... , , "Why, she was named ior Linda Ijeland tho families wero very intlnmto, . you know.- That was tho way .that, marriage of Linda's caine about ;the fiiinilion made it tin. Mr. sob, your sllenoo tells that you've said ail you have to sav rind X beg lillUtl UU BUUSU VI UUC UUlfJT Ul pUlllUItURB W il keep you here. Perhaps your wager is a very important one. " "You aro the best woman In tho world" , "And vpry djsoroot." , ; . "And vorydisoroot." And wltha Knnpy laugh Lester stooped and kissod her with- erod hand and was gone. . uut nis pappy moou was not to remain unbroken through that winter afternoon. When ho sent up his card to Mrs. Mar SSS 80TTLT PLATES BITS' OT OtD irgl-ODIES. mont ho reoolved riot oven tho politely fictitious messago thnt' sb'o' was "out." It came In the more brutal fonn fho was engaged ahd could soo no one. Lester took out another carU and was about to pencil a line on It, but he stopped. How should he dare to Behd'tfie lady lih imperlbu's prayer tor an nudienco. Wliot right had hof "What time will Mr. Leland bo inf" The "servant nnsworod thnt he was to lie expected In aout half an honr. Threo niiartorirTif an hour latdr Lester was again ringing that doorbell. He sent up bis 1 oard to Mr. Letnnd and In his abstraction ; " r r'!:--'-i-i;;'J..?!fe j USHERING IX stepped, not Into tho drawing room, but Into a little sitting room on tho other sulo of tho hall, and thero, In a soft black gown and (razing li.ntionlwwly out of the window, sat Linda Murmont. "Llt.ria,"(xci;.inudthi man in n queor, choking vnioo, "don't start! Oh, you must U't mo Np:ik to you! Nothing can taku away our luipptnoRS. You aro nut married, not man-hid!" And hocauijlit both licrlmiuls in Ms as sho stood start U d and slttmt buforo him. "You d;m't know what I'vo lived through sinco I heard that Ijinda Marinont was married. " "You thought that 1 wan innrrliMl to Mark WtiborK' Linda found indignant voico at lust, and lio wns trying to draw away her hands, but thorowas a new color and light in hur face and a hint of a suiilo on her lips. "I thought so, I thought so Inst night. No one nt that place called you anything but Linda. It is tho strangest thing how "LINDA! stupid I was. But, Linda, you looked swoet and kind lust night I thought you woro willing to bo sorry for me. Oh, he sorry for mo now, but bo something moro lot mo think you wore willing to remem ber the past Inst night and to mako It'up to mo a llttlo." At the last words his voioo sank to a passionate whisper. "You woro very rude to me last night," said Linda plaintively, liko a griovod child. "I was what I bad to ho. I was knocked down whon you carne in. I wouldn't have risked mooting you for a fortune. I thought you woro in Spain." "With Mark Weber!" Linda made a llt tlo faco, Thon of course there had to come soon, as soon as thoy could talk at all, explana tions and confessions about tho past, nnd tho woman told tho man how she had soemcd to scorn him only because she felt an unacknowledged attraction toward him, and tho man told her how ho had watched for some tdgn of favor and had at last gone awny to thu ends of tho earth be cause he could IjihI none. Thero was another Interruption, and aft er sou 10 momun s of sllenco Linda said, "I drovo papa n ly wild." "Great Jovo!" "What is Hf" "I sent my card up to your father hours ago. I suppose t io servant couldn't llnd mo. Wt'll. my Im inoss with him has no cumulated since tl-en. I had better guand huvo it out with him, or will ho be upset and cross about my forgetting him1 That was awful!" "He'll forgive yiu when ho hoars, lb ' ready to we'ennu any kind of a son-ln-lrr.v now in proferunoo to a deaconnesa!" Origin of New Year' Custom. Now Year's customs in tho L'nlted States aro evidently tho result of social evolution of that luw tho scientists call "natural selection and survival of tho fit test." In other words, each sot of the oarly Immigrants brought or dt-vised Its own customs, and those host suited to tho naturo of the country and genius uf the peoplo havo becomo general, whilo all oth ers have been quietly dropped. It is not easy to trace tho origin of the Knicker bocker oustom of geutlemon calling on thoir lody friends and taking refreshments, but it Is ovldently one of the "fittest," foi It Is becoming national. Ite progress westward and southward can be traced as certainly as any other so cial or any political development, and it Bcems subject to a curious law of action and reaction. A western village or small olty takes up the fashion, and Its observ ance becomes more general every year for Boniotime; then it fulls into disusn fur a year or two, only to revive again with more stylo and more general observance. THE NEW YEAH. JANUARY FIRSTLINGS. ' Some Tilings tu Ponder nnd to lie Thank ful For. . ! The best time to rejoice, tu feel great j satisfaction, is not so much at the opening j of the New Year as ut tlio close of tho old, 1 wheu wo know what wo havo gained, ! what we havo achieved and what wo have ! reason to bo thankful for. 1 Tlio exorcise of memory, howover grntl 1 fying the things wo remember, never af I fords such pleasure as thoesereiso uf hope, which pictures everything that might be, ; but has not been. Tiio Now Year, thero i fure, always appeals to us as promisinu j tho roullzation of tho dearest wishes of oui heart nnd is in consequenco exuberantly ; welcome. j Tho profuso distribution of gifts on Now lear'B day was still tho ciihtom in England during Elizabeth's reign, and nearly her entire wardrubo as well as hor jewelry was supplied iu tho form of pres ents. If tho women of today woro as bountifully furnishod as was tho vastly overrated queen, Jan. 1 would be jnuro precious in their eyes tlinnall tho holidays together, but tho prosout makers would bo irretrievably bankrupt. In mcdiasval times wornon enjoyed being mssea on iNowiour s Hay under tlio mis- tlotoo. Tho modern, tho contemporaneous woman, is not particular about tho nustlo- too or tho day cither. Time, placo and tho man being given, sho relishes kissing gen erally. Till within a few years tho women of Now York wero in tho habit of receiving their frionds in town on Now Year's day in grand stylo. Now those claiming to bo fashionable tly on that day to tho country, presumably to avoid their foes in othor words, to got rid of bores, who aro socially tlio most formidable of enemies. The Chinoso at home gamble on Juw Year's night to a prodigious extent In Wall street Now Yorkers ganible enor mously on most of the other days of tho year. Tho good resolutions nmdo on Jan. 1 havo generally provod to bo bad perform ances before tho end of February. The men who aro continually "turning over a now leaf" on Now Year's day are apt to forget tho leaf soon after, or that they have turned tho leaf over at all. Tho headaohes that are felt thu next morning after New Year's may usually b& attributed to "treating" the good rosolu tions they hare made on that day. Many Amorlcans outside of New York so detest the fulfillment of what it called soolal duties that thoy would bo dollghtod to see wldoly extended the French custom, whloh releases Parisians from the obliga tion of making Now Year's calls in con sideration of thoir soudlug small presonts instead, Thoy would give liberally to bo entirely exompt from the wholo business of "visiting," bo the date Jan. 1 or any other. They would much rathor pay out than go out. Expectancy Is so strong in tho human breast that it amounts almost to supersti tion, as New Year's day illustrates. No matter how ill success a man may havo bad In all the years that hnvo past, ho is pretty suro to believe thnt tho New Year will bring him a change or rortuuo. And happily his belief will help him to bear his burdens lr it docs not maKo them lighter. What wo believe may not hap pen, but It makes tlio present brighter. It is a great pity that every day of tho year does not Inspire and cheer as Jan. 1 is apt to do. Then wo should always carry a light heart and possess a cheerful mtnd. In the cities of China thu people on New Year's day offer up paper prayers In the temples. To uso a commercial phrase, do they moot their paper when it falls duo? JL'MUS HKSfH liltOWNB. Telling Fortune From tbo niblc. In Scotland an old Now Year's custom is for people who wish tu know what for tune the new year has in store for them to consult tho Hiblo in tho morning. The sacred book is placed on a table and opened at random. Tho particular paswigo on which tho forelinger rests is suppuwd to forecast in sumo way tho fortunes of the jnsuingyear for tho person making the trial. New Tear'a In Ancient Koine. Tho Koinnns oflVn d farri flees ti Janus and were v; rv car. ,il 1m v lLy conducted themselves for the flrt few days, as ujkjii their behavior depended their good or 111 luck for tho coming year. Tho Haxons celebrated tho advent of tho now year with sjH.-ciul rites, and mistletoe cut In peculiar forms was a favorite gift. THE PASSING OF THE NEW YEAR. These Mile Post on the tTournoy of Life Fly by Fuur One by One. It has no doubt often occurred to yu, fellow traveler on Time's coach, that the milestones of tho New Years lly past much faster now than they did In tho oarly stages of your journey. What an interminably long wait it seemed to be betwoeu the first New Year's day of your memory and the second. Per haps you were 0 or 6 years old then and in school for the first term. If so, Now Year's had Ite sorrow as well as its joy, , fur it was tho last day of the midwinter boll days and next day you had tu begin your wrestling with tho intellectual arithmetic nnd the geography and may bo with tho elements of the English grammar. Look bock now nnd pity yourself. Do not make tho mistake of most of our acquaintances nnd declare thnt particular New Year's to have boon the happiest of your existence Pshaw! It was perhaps tho most misera ble. Tho fact that yuu have forgotten your childhood's miseries dees not make It true that you had none. It was several yoarsuftor that before tho Now Year began to move appreciably faster. Perhaps it was net till your sister and your pretty dark eyed cousin began to chaff you about the silky down upon your upper lip, anil your portly, comfortable father, in speaking of some doings of yours of which he did not approve, referred to you as a "foolish young nmu." Then you noticed tho Might of time, I'll bo bound. No ono had called you a"young man" be fore. You wero ready to forgive the gov ernor's chidings for that. You rejoiced that although you were very young indeed you had yot been willed a mnu. At that time you had great rospeot for your own opinions on most matters. You began to shave forthwith, and you fell In to the habit of calling your chum, who was of about your own ago, "old man." If any ono called you "my boy," you felt resentful. It seemed so utterly out uf place. 13ut you had not yet learned that manhood brings with, it certain definite and somotimos heavy responsibilities. It Is possible you discovered tills significant truth very soon afterward, though perhaps it was not till two or three moro New Years had passed. At all events t he knowledge came to you with somewhat of a shook possibly pleasant, possibly other wise. At all events, it was not long after that that you found out that your knowl edge was not universal and your wisdom was not Infallible. And over since tlio Now Years have flown by faster and faster. After awhile your girth grew greater. Then there wore lines In parts of yuur faco that had uneo been smooth, Tho top of yuur cranium, that was once thick thalohed, grew bare and smooth and shining. Glasses came noxt, nnd yuur hands wrinkled up. Then thoro wore occasional twinges iu your joints, nnd what hair was lei t grew gray, thou white. (.July yesterday you began to carry a eano oneo you carried it for orna ment because it helped you when walk ing. Yesterday? you ask. Oh, yes, I re member. It was a good ton years ago, but you soo tho New Yonrs fly so fast now. What! Aro you going to leave tho ooachf la your llfo journey done? You nmazo me. I thought you wero good for sovoral moro Now Years. Woll, goodby, my boy i goodby. So ho Is gono. But, bless me, he was only 75. He was a young man yet. Now, thoso of you who are yet onthocouoh with mo let us give the now year lSDd a rous ing woleomol And may the road between horo and 18D7 bo a smoother ono for all of us than was that of lmiol E. Y. K. FIRST OF JANUARY RESOLUTIONS. Notions That, Carried Out, Will TIetu to Make 18UU a Pleasarit Year. If you wish to avoid ono fruitful causo of discomfort during tho corning year, mako a resolution not to grumblo about tho woathor. Kicking nnd fault finding never mndo n hot day cooler or a cold day warmer; but, on tho other hand, they al ways intensify tho ourrontweathor trouble immonsoly. , If you want to mako your husband good natured, rosolvo to help him tb havo his own way invariably. Ho probably will anyhow, nnd tho adoption nnd carrying out of this resolution will savo a Wholo lot of troublo. If your wife hris got In tho habit of ask ing you for monoy every day, resolve to make her a regular nllowanco nnd then koop your resolution. You'll bo as in'ueh surprised by tho result as sho will bo by tho resolution. If yoa hnvo become disheartened by the deprnvity of your fellow men, resolvo to stop thinking about it nnd try to do a fuvor overy day for some ono of thotn. .It will amaze you to see how qiiiokly the world at largo will Improvo In your dyes. If tho now yoar finds yon clean discour aged because of a lack of progress In 1805, review tho 13 months carefully and see If wasted ttmo has not bcob at the bottom of your failures. If Jt has, resolve to make the mlnutos count In 1806. A year Is made up of minutes, nnd you cannot woll fail to advance betwoou Now Year's days if you mako overy minute count. If you havo had hard work keeping your New Year's resolutions in the past, resolvo this year to make none and to gouduct yourself in such a way thnt none will bo nocessary. Good practice is butter than good resolves always. nand I capped. , MM m mm Dashaway Woll, uncle, I supposo you will havo roast chicken for your New Year's dinner, eh? t'ncio Ebony No, sab. It's aloetle cold and do chickens dey doun' roost outside no mo'. New Year Greeting. A gude New Yoar to ano nnd a', And ninny may yu iteo And during a' th-- years to come, Oh, happy v,.;y yu bt. i ONLY A DREAM. In future ages which we way nut tiv, Waun thoso th;it follow huvo he-un to b-.', Vh;it t.lran;;. ev ntful things will Imppen thru! And wh;.l tTc;it I'luugtits will tir th.' minds of men! If Sunday pajnirs keep r'ulit on and kihw, Thuy'U cover house:!, just liko .sheets ut snow; But if the houses keep on growing, too, Perhaps their doors tho papers maj' go through. And there'll bo carrier boys of wondrous girth. Ami then they'll have to have a larger earth. I had n vision. Quick across my sight Thero sped n future carrier in his flight A train of gilded ears up in the sky That flitted through tho nir as swallows fly; The engine made of burnished brass, with wings That reached toward heaven. They were won drous things. And with his hand upon thu brake I gazed Upon the future carrier boy amazed. Behind him stretched in one long line tho ears, Packed full of papers thnt had come from Stars, For so Immense the printing presses grow On Mars they had to run the papers through. On camn the train, ami as it hovered round Assistants dropped the papers to tin ground. Supplying newsstands. Then fr-tm doi to door Thu train proceeded, dropping thoutnMti more. Bo interested I became, alas! I did not think of just what route 'twould pans Until the train came over me. Great Heottl I tritnl to run nnd found that I could not. And then I woke, supposing 1 was dead. That boy had dropped a paper on my head! Tom Masmun. You Mnst Not Waste Time. "Dost thou lovo life?" asked Honjamln Franklin. "Then do not squander time, for time Is tbo stuff life Is made of." Onco whon Franklin was in business as a printer and bookseller in Philadelphia a man came Into his place, and dawdled about, examining tlio books exposed for salo. At last, having made up his mind as to what ho wanted, holnqulrodtho prtco of tho book chosen and the clerk said ft. "Can't you tako less than thatv" (said tho man iu feigned surprlsq. "Ono dol lar Is tho price," said the clerk. Hut tho would bo purolinsor was nut satisfied. "I want to see Mr. Franklin about this," he said. "Mr, Franklin Is vory busy In tho pressroom," said tlio. clerk, "But I must) see him," Said tho man. . . Ha tho clerk called Franklin, and of him tho man inquired tho prfue of tho book. "One dollar and n quarter," was tho philosopher's reply. "Hut your olork offered it to mo for $1," protested tho man. "True," said Franklin, "and I could bettor hnvo nffordod to hnvo taken tl than to hnvo loft my work nt this time." ' ' 1 v "Woll," said tho man, "what Is the very , best you can do in making a price on this volume?' "Ono dollar and nhnlf'satd Franklin. Tho man's eyes grow wide. "Why, you said only f 1. 25 n moment ago." "Ho I did," said Franklin, "nnd I could havo better afforded to take that sum thon thnn 1.60 now." Tho man pnld tho prlco without any further quarrollng. He had learned a lesson that Franklin wished to teach that tlmo is too vnluablo to waste. ( Hentlments of Famous Meu. Horo aro a fow wise sayings: When Peter Cooper was asked at an ad vanced age how ho had accomplished so much und had preserved his strength of body and mind so well, he said, "1 always find something to keep me busy." A. lironson Alcntt crystallized a groat truth whon ho said, "Wo mount tu heaven moHtly on tho ruins of our cherished schemes, finding our failures wero suc cesses. 1 ' Charles Dickens tittered a sentiment that overy young man who desires success Would do woll to Jay to heart, "Tho one Borvlccablo, safe, remunerative quality iu every study and pursuit is the quality of attention." John Wesley showed how foolish it Is for men who hope to win to spend their time in fretting when ho said, "I dare no more fret than 1 dare curse and swear." Hir Walter Hnlelgh, when asked how he managed to achieve so many nnd such di verse things in such brief times as ho re quired for accomplishment, wild, " Whon I havo anything to do, I go and do It." Tho everlasting truth that ehar.ictcr Is suro to win success was put In concrete form when William M. Evarts said of a famous preacher, "Tho man behind the sermon is tho sennit of John Hall's porter." John .Stuart Mill showed how possible it is fur n man to rise above his environ ment in these words, "Though character In formed by circumstances, our own de sires enn du much to shape these circum stances. " feA- ''v' y, mem ? '"fir: y wmuiiiM, OVERTON KOU- H lialf of Urn men 11 1 " Muu es. rQT ViBy j'Wft'w i M C nt .T-frrn iMt k Obfrvn iv iiivimrui i u n Klder ii F Bin. A f.1- ...r'nrlipd i """H-l-