Daily Eugene guard., February 13, 1895, Image 3

Lane County Bank.
(Established In 18Si)
EUGENE, OREGON.
A generai Banking business
' , branches transacted on
vor8ble terms.
a HOVEY, President.
fMABBAMS,CHBbier.
A" ( HOVEY, J R., Asst. Cashr
Superior Photographs.
1EANT.
buoto cat
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED,
Comer Stli and WllJametteSU.
DMTMMEBS AFLOAT
HEREDITY.
SALESMEN WHO WORK THE OHIO AND
MISSISSIPPI BOATS.
Continually Going Down the stivers to New
Orleans Selllnc Goods on Hoard and
AshoreOne Man Who Had the Boat
Stop to Let Him Sell a Gun.
There was plul-.ily trouble Id the Dovey
homo. Dovey's morning chops lay undis
turbed upon his pints as he norvously
skiniiucd over the headlines of his news
paper, while Mrs. Dovey took gulping Bips
of coffoe and stared fixedly, with red,
swollen eyos, at tho sugar bowl. The si
lence that momentarily rolgncd was like
-1. - - 1 I . I 1 .
RllV. WW. wonM . ..I.. " ""f "fr""" ' J"
. '",;, ,7 AT" , berore a thunderstorm.
ELi hi 5 .any d"y boat8,and I "Pshaw," at length exclaimed Mr. Do-
IZ ,h if . yU 8hr0 lon8 i Growing his journal on tho floor,
.Bn8A 7 6 . i untryman, ..tho papers never print anything in the
then pick you up again and go on?" w. o( nowl" And he looked across
aucn a question could bo asked only by the table at Mrs. Dovey In anticipation of
some sort or contradiction
Mexican
Mustang
Liniment
for
Barns,
Caked & Inflamed Udders,
Piles,
Rheumatic Pains,
Bruises and Strains,
Running Sores,
Inflammations,
Stiff Joints,
Harness & Saddle Sores,
Sciatica,
Lumbago.
Scalds,
Blisters,
Insect Bites,
All Cattle Ailments,
All Horse Ailments,
All Sheep Ailments,
Penetrates Muscle.
. Membrane and Tissue
Quickly to the Very
Seat of Pain and
Ousts it in a Jiffy.
Rub in Vigorously.
Mustang Liniment conquer i
Pain,
Makes flan or Beast well
again.
a commercial traveler. It would be un
just to him to sny that tho little bottlo of
wine with a half dollar tablo d'hote din
ner made bim talkative, because he Is al
ways talkative, always Interesting, too,
and full of good stories. -
"Knook you orazy, wouldn't it?" he
went on, not expootlng any answer be
yond a look of surprise. "Of course it
would. But I had just that thing happen
to mo dowu on tho Ohio river Bomo weeks
ago. That's my oountry for business
tho Ohio and tho Mississippi basin and all
tho othor baBins In that region. It's about
tho flncBt rackot that any traveling man
In this oountry has too. I take a boat at
Pittsburg, and with two changes I go
right through to New Orleans, putting in
a little time at every town on the way. I
reckon four or live weeks for the trip and
from eight to ten trips a year.
"Thore are well, I can't say just how
many of us work the river boats. I never
strike a boat without meeting two or three
othors, and, to draw it mild, I should say
there wero several hundred. It's just like
a profession, the river business is takes
But that lady vouchsafed no reoly be
yond taking another gulp of coffee and
Bhifting her gaze from the sugar to tho
cruet stand. Mr. Dovey got up, upsetting
his chair as ho did bo.
"I supposo," he Bald sarcastically as ho
savagely bit oft tho ond of a olgar and
ruined it, "I supposo, now that you have
succeoded m spoiling my whole day, you
I are Biipromcly happy."
"Happy!" echoed the young wlfo, with
a bitter lnugh. "No; I am supremely dis
gusted. That Is all."
! "Oh, indued!" sneered Mr. Dovey as ho
put on his overcoat. ''If I disgust you, I
wondor you evor made up your mind to
marry me."
"I didn't," was the qulok rejoinder. "I
oould not bavo had any mind. I must
have dono it in a momont of emotional In
sanity." The band came off Mr. Dovey's umbrel
la in his hand, and ho threw the umbrella
undor the sofa, much to the torror of the
pug dog, who had sought rcfugo Micro at
the beginning of the storm,
WATCH YOUR WEDDING PRESENTS.
a long time, to got Into it, but when you I
once got thoro you're solid. It's a snap teeth as he buttoned each button of his
I don't think," he said through his
when you have the right line. You don't
want to go down thoro selling French
Constipation,
Dizziness,
ESPfe " Falling Scn
Wtfftr sations.Nerv-riv-&&7$
oustwitching
mtf&A 01 1110 ayes
and other
prat&W Strengthens,
MUlfta ' invigorates
sturffHrS and tones the
enl ire system.
ft'V$it!$l Hudian cures
KM'v&bi Debility,
SJxtirWl , Nervousness,
SfPRtrAiJfB hmisBlons,
rS&$Mni and develop! s
KwJTNtrws &n( restores
iiu&"j$.!t wesk organs.
ISPiiSJSiSSS p-inl fn lhe
aWtfWlSrHa by day oi
clocks or ball slipppors, you know. In !
my line light hardware, cutlery and tire- I
arms it's about as soft a berth as a man
oould crawl into. Come back by the rlvorr
Of course I don't. It would take me, say,
a month to get from New Orleans to Cin
cinnati by boat, and that would bo a
month wasted.
"I make up my llBt and have the goods
boxed and shipped to Pittsburg about
three days beforo I am roady to start. My
business is not in full swing till I got to
Cincinnati. That's where the big Ohio
river pnokets start from, and to ono of
thorn my goods are transferred. I don't
go through to Now Orleans on that boat,
only to Memphis, because the Ohio river
boats don't make many stops after they
got Into the Mississippi.
"No matter what boat I take from Cin
cinnati, there's sure to be a queer lot of
passengers on her. Nobody Is supposed
to travel by tho boats nowadays who can
afford to ride In tho ears. Last timo down
was right In the swamper season, and we
had about 80 of them on board. You'd
thluk from their appearance that the
swampors wore a lot of daredevil cowboys
hungry for a fight, but they're not.
There's always work to be had In the
swamps of Louisiana, especially along the
Red river, outting lumbor for barrel staves
and shingles, and when winter comes on
in the north hundreds of farmer boys In
Ohio and Indiana and Illinois go down In
the boats and put In a winter's work in
the swamps. They're the swampers.
They're, great on guns and pistols and
knives, not for fighting, but to give them
a rcul Bporty appearance, 1 suppose, and I
work my cards to soli thom all I can. It's
very muoh like peddling, to bo sure.
Sometimos I sell as much as H00 or $800
worth on the boat between Cincinnati and
Memphis. The swampers haven't got any
money, but pay with orders on their em
ployers. "This work on the boat of oourae Is only
sldo show. My main business is In the
towns. How long the boat stops at a piaoe
deponds ontirely upon how much freight
thoro Is to take on. At least u s supposed
tn dnnnnd on that, but sometimes it do-
ponds moro upon the commercial travelers
on board, as you shall see. We're ap-
nroaohlnn Sbawneetown, on tne Illinois
shore, let ns say, and when we get up
olose enougb we Bee tnat meres very nine
freight for us, not enough to keep us
moro than 10 or 15 minutes. There are,
wn'll snv. four commercial men on board,
and wo all want to Bpend two or three
J?" Ih
OMlusry Be-
Jmasior is
"e most
jonderful
discovery of
'!. It
5" been en
foriedbythe iMdlngMlen.
gw men of
rarope and
America.
Jf'ftn Is
EBL? Te-
"Mln stops
Of th. I M
hfge in !
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J'UST
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KIP'; wS,M0 private endorsements.
rUT i nftB ""'"ns m-.olency in tho first
snTh.J a ymP'.om of scmlnnl -weakness
SnMI31 b0 days
- hw,'i.';w ,.isovory was mod c bv the Sncolal
,?Lor. h 11 fsmmis Hudson Hodlcal Institute.
proieo vliajlair mode. It is very
u?t i '," ha"n'"-''. fold for 81.00 a psct
raora packages for 5.00(t,loln6olel boxes),
tf'anuiiee glvenforacure. If you buy
wiikin?11 roi entirely cured, tlx mom
B?nt f J '' f ail charms.
vlrcnlsrsand lotlmnnfiiK Address
HUDSON MEDICAL. INSTITUTji,
"""on Stockton, .Hai ket & lCUIa sis,
oan rauclaeo, Cat,
DO YOU KNOW
DR. rri iv tr bdi im o
STEEL END PEMBOYjH PIUS
unoino mid ..nl j by
coat into a wrong buttonholo, uthat I can
plead insanity in having married you. It
was something olso."
"Idlooy, I suppose," suggested Mrs. Do
vey In a faint voice, evidently preparing
for another outburst of tears.
"No," returned the husband as he
turned to go, "not ldlo'oy. Charity!"
"Brute!" came the reply in a scream,
and Mrs. Dovey sank down into a loungo,
bunting Into a torrent of tears. Mr. Do
vey plokcd up the ohalr ho had upsot and
then threw It across tho room. Than he
kiokod tho pug, who had emerged from
his place of concealment In favor of the
umbrella, into tho coal souttlo, shut the
door with a bang thnt knocked down sev
eral pictures and left the house.
"Now, what on earth Is the mattcrt"
asked Mrs. Dovoy's bosom friend, Marie,
just then ontoring the room. "I met Mr.
Dovey In the nnii, ana wnen i smiioa no
scowled like a disappointed office seeker."
"Oh, dear, oh, doarl" Bobbed Mrs. Do
vey on her friend's shouldor. "I have boen
through a dreadful scene. We have had
an awful quarrel, aud and and I think
I am the unhappiest woman in tho world."
There now, don't ory," said Marie
sympathetically, "but toll me what It Is
all about."
"Oh, he was so cold, and so cruel, and
so nbuBlve, and bo violont, and he said
Bueb perfcotly terrible things and called
me such fearful names," Mrs. Dovoy man
aged to get out botwoon her sobs, "that I
don't think I ever enro to see him again."
"And did you let him say all those
things to you without making any reply?"
queried her friend indignantly.
" No, " replied the young matron, a faint
gleam of satisfaction straggling through
her tears; "I think I managed to hold my
own."
"But what was It all aboutf" asked
Marie.
"Oh, wo got Into a dispute, and at last
(with a fresh sob) ho told me that be only
married mo out of oharltyl As though
thoro were no other mon on earth for me!"
"But," persisted Mrs. Dovey's friend,
"you have not told me what it was all
about."
"Whv. vos. I have. Wo got into a dis
pute, and then we raved and stormed at
Vavu ir.uw u - ' ' J
"But. mv dear." repeated Mario de
spairingly, "what was the argument
about? What did you dispute about? You
haven't told me that."
" Haven's I?" asked, the little matron,
wrinkling her brow. "Why, no, I don't
hnllnvn I have. Well. I'll tell you. We
got Into a.dlsputo as to which one of us It
If Yon Don's, an Honored Goest May Hys. ,
seriously Walk Off With Them.
Hero Is a story that Illustrates two facta
first, the foolishness of persons making
bogus wedding presents, or if not bogus
presents pretentious gifts, aud, second,
that no matter how carefully you may In
vite your guests to your marriage It 1b well
to watch them, for peoplo in good society
win steal.
As far back as 1855, In a small Hudson
rlvor town, a young woman was married I
to ner rather's conlldentlal clork. In ad
dition to winning his bride the young
man secured a partnership In his futhor-ln-law'B
concern, and on tho day of the
wedding there wore displayed, as was the
custom in those days, the presents. Among
them was a chock for 110,000 from the
bride s father. -
Tho couple lived happily together for
nearly so years, when tho husband died.
At Intervals tho wlfa visited her old home,
mot and conversed with her old frlonds,
reared her ohildrcn In tho foar of the Lord
and was in every way a good member of
soolcty. A fow years aftor tho death of
her husband, her father, thon a venerable
old man, died. When his estate was Bot
tled, tho daughter and widow found horsolf
charged In tho will with $10,000, to be de
ducted from her portion of tho estate
"But," said she to tho oxecutors, "I
never received thlB money, and It is not
fair to deduct it from my portion of tho
estate. I don't caro to contest tho will, but
I think there must bo somo uilstuko about
it. ' I recollect tho check among my wod-
ding presents, but I never saw It aftor-1
ward. I supposed my husband took It,
and if he did it was all right, but I have
no proof of It cither way. '
Tho exocutors wero In a quandary, and
In somo way tho nowa of the missing
oheck became known In the village 'men
a surprising thing happened. Ono of tho
most rcspoctable citizens of tho town, a
prominent member of tho ohuroh, camo
forward, and after a good deal of hesita
tion drew from his pookot a faded slip of
paper.
'Seo what my wlfo found In nn old suit
of clothes," said he. "I I I don't
know how it came there, but I thought it
might bo of eomo service to you."
It was tho $10,000 cheok. Whether In
jest or with tho Intention of stealing it,
the rcsncctnblo citizen had put it in his
Docket. Having It once In his possession,
ho found It an awkward Instrument. Ho
was equally afraid to use it or mention
tho fact of his having it until 80 years later
when the discussion regarding the will
niado It possible. Now York riorald.
"As oi as
the hills" and
never excell
ed, s." Tried
and proven "
' is the verdict
o f millions.
Simmons
Liver Regu
lator is tho
Use
CUT1CURA
SOAP
TTk . lat(
and Kiduoy
medicine to
which you
can pin your
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o u r e. A
mild laxa
tive, and
purely veg
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ing directly
on the Liver
a n d Kid
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Sold by all
Druggists in Liquid, or in Powdor
to he taken dry or maaoiutoa toa.
The King of Liver Medicines.
1 1 hnvn used votir.Stmrmms Liver Iteirn.
InUtr ami can conscientiously say It Is the
klni! "f all liver lueuiiMnes, l consuier it u
medicine oliesl In Itself. ClKo. W. JACK-
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WF.VF.HY r.lCKAOE-
Das tho Z Stamp tn red on wrapper
Than
Pills
For ill f2
Facial " 'I
Asllmrrieii
To Be 5een
150. TOR CASE IT WILL
"PS.
in Shnwnmtnwn. We sot right thnt the baby Inhorlted its sweet ana
down Into our Dookets and pull out about lovable disposition froml" Louisville
a dollar apleoo and put tho money where
It will do the mostgooa, no m inter
hnt somohow tho boat Is delayed, and we
do onr business on shore. At tho next
Times.
A Lost Custom.
Among tho lost customs of merry Eng
landing there may bo enough freight to I iaDa ja that of tho milkmaids' procession.
toon us four or five hours, ana wo uon t , t WM . May day observance, 'ino man
hnvn tn (mend anv money there.
"I was going to tell you anoui snipping
the boat and setting me ashore while I
sold a gun to a countryman. I don't sup
Dose such a thing oould happen anywhere
. , . , . I. m.ln ,m.
in tho worm except aiuug wi wn.o
Wo room nnklnn alons one morning pret
ty olose to tho Kentucky shore somewhere
between Owensboro and Evansvllle. The
river is very wide there and in somo places
almost six feet deep. I was up on the
Texas dock leaning against, one oi mo
pilot house windows talking to the cap
tain when I happened to see an old ohap
walking along the shore with a gun ovor
his shoulder. The captain was a groat
friend of mine, and just for a joke I said
to him, 'Soy, cap, I wish you'd stop the
boatwhllo I go ashore and sell that follow
a decent gun.'
"Well, sir, the words wero hardly out
of my mouth before the captain's band
was on the whistle cord, and the old thing
gave a most unearthly screeoh. It was
the big whistle, you understand, that they
blow only when they're going to make a
landing. Most of these boats carry twe
whlstlos one for ordinary use ond a dla
bolloalonoof about 9,000 horscpowor to
lot peoplo know they're going to mako a
landing. The old fellow on shore acted
surprised, but he was no more surprised
than I was. They set mo ashore, and I
braced the old hunter, and in mighty
short order I sold him a breeohlondlng
shotgun. I hod to wait nearly half an
hour, too, while he went up to bis house
to get the money. When I got back to the
boat, they started her up agnln, and away
we went." New York Sun.
No "Old Home."
The condition of the unhappy city peo
ple who wero not brought up In the coun
try, and who consequently have no old
bJme" to go to, turning their bacss upon
the turmoil of the city, Is well represented
by a little soene reported In a Parialnn pa-
In the St. Lazaro station a man meets a
Wend hurrying, with a beaming face, to
g8"Ahr" he says, "are you going away?"
"Y; I'm going to spend a few weeks
at my birthplace my old home.
Happy mortal I" exclaims the first man,
with a Bigb of envy. ,
"Why, are yon unable to do Uie m i
"Unable, manl I was born In Paris I
nor nf their sroins was as follows: They
borrowed a groat quantity of silver plate
not sham plate, real solia pioto aiencs,
butter boats, oream jugs, tankards, etc.
Thov hnllt nn the nlato round an obelisk.
crowning tho whole with a toa urn. They
arranged the most showy flowers of tho
season between and about tho silver.
Thin obelisk was carried by two choir-
men in gold laced hats and followed by a
troop of handkome milkmaids dressed in
nlnk and blue gowns, "drawn through
thonor.ket holes." whatover that means,
with high heeled shoos, mob cops, lappets
nf in, nn their snouioers. dubckovb ,u
thai hionma and flat "Wofflnston bats
covered with ribbons. A fiddler went first
In a sky blue coat and bat adorn eu wito
vlhhnnfl.
The procession stopped before the doors
nf tho customers, and tho milkmaids
danced. London Qaeon.
Romance and Beauty.
vo " uilil he. "life is so lonoly."
"It la innolv snmetlmos." she answered.
"Wouldn't it be sweet to have a little
oottago covered with ivy and honeysuckle
and rososr"
enh winlitn't It?"
"And when a fellow comes home tired
from business to have a nice little wife to
meet him at the door with a Kissr
V-o.o..."
"And then the summer nlghtsl The
windows opon, the sunset JuBt giving light
enough in the cosy parlor, and you I
mean a wife at the piano singing in tho
gloaming. It would be loveiyi"
"I think it would be nice. "
"And then"
At this point a careworn woman camo
round the oorner with a pair of twins In
. MDn,hnUin, A rlpnd silenoo fell upon
the air for a little. Then they changed
the subject. London Tit-Bits.
A Description.
Judge Please describe tbe man you
talklna to tbe prisoner.
Witness I don't know bow to do It, yor
b0"Can't deeorlbo him? Did he look like
an of these lawyers? Did he look like
mo"
"No, yer honor. He looked like an In
telllgent gentleman." Philadelphia In
oulrer.
An aovAMnlA TAvafton enri TPvmns TVlNTH.
Bold by Druggists or sent by niall. 5o60o.
and IL0O per package. Bamplea free.
Iaff Tin The Favorite T05T3 POTOM
Jn.'kl UwtorthoTeethandIlreath,3o.
Sold by llenderson & Linu,
Because of disfiguring facial blemishes
is the condition of thousands upon
thousands who live In ignorance of
the fact that in Cuticura Soap is to
be found the most ellective skin puri
fier and beautilier in the world, a:
well as the purest and sweetest for
toilet, bath, and nursery. It is so
because it strikes at the root of all
complexional disfigurations, viz. : tlu
CLOGGED, IRRITATED, INFLAMED,
SLUGGISH, or OVERWORKED PORE.
For pimples. blacVhcarti, rtt anil oily skin, re.1,
rough hand with srmpeleta nulls, Ory, thin, ami fjll
log Tlair, And simple baby blemiihu u u wonderful.
Sold throuahout the world. Vottor Drue and
Choui. Corp., Solo l'rops., bostou.
J Cold Stones From the Sky.
The prodigious speed with whioh aero
lites are traveling at tho time when they
oome in contact with that portion of our
atmosphore heavy enough to give motion
tn the (Ivlnn body Is bovond human com
prehension and tho power of tho mathema
tician to calculate. It only taKos tnom n
few seconds to pass through the thlckor
portion (say, tho lust 50 miles) of tho air
stratum which surrounds our globe, but
even that Bhort Bpaoe of time Is sufficient
in most instances to f uso tho surfaoo or tne
stono and leave well defined wavos of tho
melted mineral distributed ovor the aoro-
llte, besides many pits and holes whore
softer constituents have burned out ontlro-
ly or been torn away by the resisting
medium.
Thore ore Instances on record, bowovor,
which onnoar to set all lnwsot theoffootof
resistance and friction at doilanoo casos
whore the stone Booms to havo Instnutly
passed from the oold outer regions of space
to tho warm surfaco of this earth. This
was the caso with the celebrated "cold
aerolite" whlob fell at Dhrumsala, India,
July 14, 1800, whloh had a temperature
lower than any Known aogree ot artiuciui
oold. and which was three or four days
warming up sufficient to admit of being
touohed with bare lianas, a not nor oi tins
nlasa is ronorted bv a priest as having
fallen in Moxlco In 150U, ana a tniru, or
the samo eold variety, fell at Ulgald,
Sweden, In 185)9. St. Louis Bepubllo.
A Story of Lowell.
As James Russell Lowell was leaving
his house one morning his wlfo said to
him: "Now, James, I beg of you not to
brlna anv one home to dlnnor today. Wo
are too muoh distracted with bousccloan-
ing to oook, and the prospect Is that thoro
will be little for us to oat.
Mr. Lowell nromlsed to hoed her re
quest, but ho met during the day tho old
est son of an English family with whom
he had been on terms of friendship whllo
minister to tbe oourt of St. James. He
now forsot his wife's admonition and in.
slsted upon the young Englishman going
home with him to dinner. The menl oon-
Bistea or "picKea nsn" ana pouiwoH. .... . .
guost was evidently pnizlod. Hohadnover SllOWlllg Of an lllCreaSO in Circulation
eaten "plokod nsb" before, airs. ixwou
NOTICE FOB PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Roseburg Oregon,
January 15, 18115
Notice is hereby eiven that the following
named settler has riled notice of hiB inten
tion to niuke commitation proof in support
of bis claim, ana tnut enia prooi
will be mado before A. O. Jenniucs Oounty
Clerk of Lane Co. Oregon at Eugene, Latio
Co. Oregon, on Mnrch lb, IH'Jo, viz:
Robert K Brewbaker on Homeste-ad entry
No. 703-2 for lots 9. 10,11,12, Seo. 8, Tp.
16 8.. R. 2 East. He names the following
witnesses lo prove his continuous resilience
upon aud oultivation oi rata mua, viz:
George leringlon, Clarence 8. Clark, l'red
W. Blnomili ld, Samuel Brewbaker, all of
Gate Orock, Lane Co. Oregon.
R, M. V hatch. Register.
Eugene Iron Works,
ttEO. N. FltAEK, Proprietor.
Steam Fittings, Brass Goods,
Castings, Engines, Boilers
Store Fronts, Etc.
-Sewing Maohlnea Kepaired.
jtaV" Itepalring of all kinds dono.-M
-agent for Lily Anll-Frlctlon Metal,
ihon on Eight direct at Mill Itsco
Jf tlrod, nohlng, nervnna mothers
new the comfort, strength, and vital
ity tin Cuticura Am I- nln Plasters,
they would never be without them. In
every way the purest, sweelett, and
best plaster for women and children.
"NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Kosebnrg, Oregon,
January 2!), 1895.
Notice is bt-rt by given that Esther M.
Johnson, widow of John N. Johnson, de-
eeaBed, tbe following unniru si tiler Has una
notloeof ber intention in muse nnni prooi
in Btipport of his claim, and that said proof
will oe mane Detore n. u. (lewiiug", coun
ty clork ot Lane county, Oregon, at Eugene,
Lane oounty, Oregon, on March 9, 1895,
viz: John N. Johnson on homestead e ltry
No. 0798 (or the N E of Seo 24, Tp 10 B,
R 2 W.
Ha names tho following witnesses lo
prove his continuous residence upon and
oultivation of, said land viz:
James Parvlu, Joel Addington, Daniel
Huntsinger, all f Dexter, I.ane county,
Oregon, sod J. W. Kimball, ol Trent, Lane
county, Oregon,
R. M. Ykatuu,
Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Koseburg, Oregon,
January 31, 1895.
Notice is hereby Riven that the following
named sottler has Bled notloo ol her inlou-
tlon to make commutation final proof In sup
port of btr claim, and thnt sold proof will
be made beforo A. O, Jennings, County
Clerk of Lane Conuty, Oregon, at Eu
gem, Lane Oounty, OrCRon, on March
ii 1895. viz: Barah E. Hower, on home
stead No. 7929, for the lots I, 2, 3 and 4 ol
seel, TplOS, R 2 East.
. Bhe names the following witnesses to
prove her continuous residence upon and
cultivation of, said land, viz: Kate Mor-
Ban, nf Oslo Creek, Lane Co., Or. Ira P.
owor, of Gate oreek, Lans Co., Or. Clar
ence Thomson, of Gate Creek Lane Co. Or.
Therein C. Thomson, of Gate Greek, Lane
Co., Or.
11. M. Vkakjii,
Register.
S HE &
meantime was haunted by thoughts of
the nnnla nle thnt was to finish the ro-
nnst. Hor sensations may bo Imagined
when tho Englishman, aftor playing
daintily with tho contents of his pinto, re
marked In the most courteous manner, i
know thnt Mrs. Lowell will pardon me If
I omit the fish course." San Francisco
Argonaut. '
Minute Description In Old Deeds,
Those who read old deeds aro Impressed
with the habit our ancestors had of de
scribing a man not only by Ills name and
rosldenco, as we modorns ao, out uy nis
trade, calling or profession. Go back In
any of tho Maine records 60 yonrs or
more, and we find thoso things stated
with sreat nartlcularlty. So far as men
owned ' real OBtnte under recorded dood
nrlor to 1880'or thereabout, tbo historian
does not lack for Information about tho
business they wore engaged In. Ofton
when a party to a docd had more than
one kind of business the painstaking
scrivener wrote thom ell In, as if the Iden
tity of the person would bo doubtful with
out such description. Almost any man
can learn curious foots regarding his an
cestors and family oonneotlons by follow
ing baok the old land titles in tne regis
tries. Lewlston (Me.) Journal.
A Softened rleart.
Little Dlok Mamma, may I go and
play with Robby Upton and stay there to
dinner if they ask mo?
Mamma I thought you didn't like
Robby Unton.
"I didn't, but as I passed his houao
just now my heart softened toward mm,
"Did bo look lonelyr"
"No'm, he looked happy."
"What about?"
"He said his mother was makln apple
dumplln's." Good News.
The Reason.
The Author (to the printer) Why do
you not lncrcaso the Vvngcs of your com-
nnaltnra?
The Printer (to the author Because
since we are printing your uBn..... .
novel thoy ars constantly falling asleep.
Paris Revue Anecdntlque.
1JGEJ1E
S one of the few prominent papers in Oregon
that does not resort to Chromos, Coupons,
Prize Packages, Picture Books, Corn Plasters
or some other fake device to make an apparent
It therefore escapes
the fate of papers that depend for a show of success
upon these extraneous inducements, which is to be
pitched into tho street or thrown into tho waste basket
as soon as tho coupon is cut from their columns.
I
T
HE GUAKD, on the other hand, goes regu
larly and permanently into 80 per cent of
tho homes of Eugeno solely and ontirely on
its merits as a bright, clean, enterprising,
progressive aitd comprehensive newspaper. It is delivered
at an hour, moreover, when the household has both
timo and inclination to read, and it IS read thoroughly
and carefully by every member of the family. These
conditions insure for every class of business announce
ments not only tho widest but the best publicity that
can be secured in our city.
Guarantees advertisers that it reaches more people
than any other paper published in Eugene, and
therefore has better results. THE EVENING......!.
GUARD, in short, covers the field com-
pletely, and no one who desires to reach tho
peoplo can afford to do -without the facilities
placed at their command.
tie hi
lt. V "KLAKO
urn,Oregon
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