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Eugene, Oregon
much? No, again. Is there any coun
ty school superintendent in the state
who thinks it is too much? Not one.
Do the teachers in the high and pub
lic schools think the appropriation
excessive? Is there any educator in
the state, any man whose opinion can
be considered expert advice, who is
opposed to this appropriation? There
is not one.
Will the voters, in a plain case like
this, follow the unanimous advice of
those who know, or will they shut
their eyes and follow blind leaders in
an attack upon the State University?
All friends of direct legislation wait ;
anxiously to see, for the case Is cru
cial in deciding the fate of the ini
tiative and referendum throughaut
the United States. Let the voters of
Oregon make no mistake here.
rom RAILROAD
¿RRSPAY, APRIL 23. II><>K
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Let nie live this life with-
out truckling appeal to the
present or fear of a future
»¡ta head erect and hope in
my heart—conscience
my
comrade, and work its own
recompense. Give it me to
suffer fools with fortitude,
and meanness without mal
ice; vouchsafe me self-forget
fulness and
self-respect—
with these I can face them
now, and Thou then.
Help
me to forget a fault, and for
get failure.
Forbid that I
ever be discourteous or un
kind—may I remember, al
ways the relative values of
money and manners. Let mo
not judge others—bearing in
mind that all is set down
in the Big Book. Make me
obedient to Thy purpose of
creation, that I may have the
love of woman and the con
fidence and companionship of
friends. If so be there is sor
row and suffering In store,
as is the rule of all life, give
me courage to bear and
strength to endure—having
in mind that others, too, have
carried a cross. And if, as the
end draws near, I shall not
have reached the castle of my
dreams, be gracious then if
ever, O God, and give it to me
to be content.—Bill Barlow’s
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Sagebrush Philosophy.
TRAIN OUT TO SEA
The dream that Henry M. Flagler
began dreaming ten years ago, of
uniting Cuba to the United States
by an all-rail route to span the 200
miles of narrow sea which separates'
them, has just passed the greatest
stage in its transformation to reality.
So writes M. B. Claussen In the Tech
nical World Magazine for April. The j
first section of the remarkable ”sea-'
going railroad” which Mr. Flagler
has been building for the past three
years is now completed to the tempo
rary terminal at Knight’s key, 100
miles south of Miami on the mainland
and 47 miles from the ultimate end
of the line at Key West.
On the same day that the passen-,
ger trains of Mr. Flagler’s road, the!
Florida East Coast Railway, begun
running through from Jacksonville
to Knight’s Key, the Peninsular and
Occidental Steamship Company put
on a
direct
boat
service from
Knight's Key to Havana, 115 miles
away.
A half day has thus been clipped at
one stroke from the traveling time
between New York or Chicago and
Havana, and the great project is
brought in sight of ultimate realiza
tion. From Knight's Key the steam
ers are scheduled to make the pas
sage In ten hours, against twenty-four
hours required from Miaina, hereto
fore the nearest rail terminus.
,
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In 1879 the kingdom of Prussia I vice men being detailed to protect
■e
began to acquire the railroad sys-1 nu mbers of the cabinet more calcu-1 ♦
terns of the country and the process luted to attract than to deter an as-1 + "A cold world, but a gold 4»
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world.
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was continued until the state now sassin?
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And the best old world ♦
owns and operates 21.500 miles of
we've gut—
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If the statistical bunch will insert1 +
railroad, which includes all except
♦ So laugh and bo contented.
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two or three very small lints in the the word "poor” before their "living i
And be happy with your 4»
kingd >m. It has paid off, from cur- * is cheaper," the lie will not be hand ♦
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lot!
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rent revenue, one-third of the total ed them so often by householders.
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A cold world, but a bold 4»
cost . constructed branch lines as re- '
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world.
Undoubtedly the three receivers of ♦
qulred and made large equipment ex.;
When the heart is beating ♦
the Knickerbocker Trust Company +
p nditures which iu this and most i
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right.
did their work well, and they deserve +
other countries would have
been
a share of the congratulations which ♦ When the hands have done 4»
capitalized , and for the last twelve
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their duty.
are now being given upon the success-; ♦
years has earned an average net
ful reopening of this institution, ac ♦ And the eyes find hidden ♦
revenue of 7.12 per cent per annum, j
beauty.
cording to the Wall Street Journal. +
which haB been paid Into the treas- j
But $75.000 each for six months' ♦ In the sweet and simple val- ♦
urv.
Recent appraisements show i
leys
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work, making $225.000 f r the three ♦
that in any favorable condition of the
And the hills that lead to ♦
re< elvers, and $7 5,000 more for the ♦
money market the state system could
light!
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lawyers, seems big pay. Surely our i ♦
be sold for double its cost to the
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system of receivership and its remu ♦
state, as may well be believed from
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neration need reform.
the net revenue which it yields
By
world.
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the sale of its roads the kingdom
Really, those members of the ad- [ ♦
But the best old world we 4»
could pay off its entire national debt
know—
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ministration who have been presiding ♦
and have hundreds of millions of
over state conventions and pulling ♦ So deck your lips with laugh- ♦
money left.
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ter
other political wires ought to do +
And forget about your woe!
There is now in the United States something for the government print-1 ♦
treasury a larger amount of gold ing office employe who was suspend ♦ A cold world, but a whole ♦
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world.
than was ever before collected at one i ed for two months for the heinous 4»
Of blessings in disguise.
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crime
of
presiding
over
a
Maryland
place in the world, says the Philadel
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phia Press. Uñóle Sam has invested village meeting which declared oppo ♦ When we take its paths of
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gleaming
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sition
to
an
aspirant
f
jr
a
nomination
in coin and bullion a clean 11,000.-1
golden
shores of ♦
♦ To the
000,000. In calling attention to this to congress.
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draem,lng.
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record-breaking hoard of the precious .
"People ought to be ashamed that ' 4» The violets in the meadows
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metal Congressmen Boutell says that !
they do not live to be 100 or 120 4»
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And
the
sunshine
in
th«»
at the close of 1905 the amount was !
years old in this age," said Bishop ' <•
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skies!
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only $156,000,000. Since that time
Samuel Fellows to a Chicago congre ♦
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there has been a yearly average of
gation. Just a wee bit too general. 1 ++♦♦++♦++++♦++♦+ ♦
more than $70,000,000 of gold add
bishop!
There are several citizens!
ed to the immense store. That is
\ SA) ING CREED
hereabouts who ought to be ashamed j
more than has been mined in the
that they did not die in infancy, cor-1 Save a little every day; cling to ev-
United States during the same period.
erv c«»nt;
rects the New Y’ork Tribune.
Spi ndthrifts only care about Th« ir
Americans also utilize a vast amount
environment.
of gold in a commercial way. If this
Now the foxy Japs have old John Ceas«» to long for scenes that please;
were placed on top of the huge pile Bull throwing fits because they are
hide yourself away
yellow metal which is in the govern casting longing eyes on Australia as Back of idles of ugly brick, where the
light of day
ment’s purse, it would be seen that a desirable place to herd their sur
Seldom finds
it
chink through
this country has been getting far plus
population.
And
they are
which it may feebly creep.
more than its proportionate share of “pards” at that—at least a treaty Any hole may be sweet home If you
the world’s output.
get it cheap.
says so.
There are fools who go to dwell
where the scenes are fair;
Where the lawns are wide and sweet
odors fill th«» air.
If they migtv month after month
swell their worldly gains
By remaining where foul smells ris«»
from reeking drains,
They ar«» fools who think that cash
was mado but to buy
A former professional baseball, What brings gladness to the heart or
may please the eye.
pitcher has been nominated for con
STATEMENT NO. I
gress in a Pennsylvania district, but Save a little every day, pinch each
STRONG WITH VOTERS
penny hard;
even if elected, it will be the one
"best bet" that he'll never strike out Turn from beauty as a thing no one
The result of the primary election
should regard;
Joe Cannon, who leads the batting Frown on pleasure, scoff at art; let
throughout the state is what the
in his league.
no Beene be made
Guard predicted it would be. The
Fairer by a dollar which you have
people hav£ declared strongly for
gladly paid;
Attorney-General Bonaparte says
Statement No. 1, meaning the election
Hunt some dismal corner where you
he
has
been
unable
to
find
evidence
of senators by direct popular vote.
may eat and sleep.
to justify proceedings against the pa Any hole Is home sweet home If you
Fulton lost more votes from his un
With all due deference to Senator per trust, though he has enough to
get It cheap.
certain stand on this question than
DIRECT LEGISLATION
—Chicago Record-Herald.
Beveridge, who says there never was justify continuing the hunt.
Pub
AND STATE UNIVERSITY from the assaults of Francis Heney.
such a day for young men In public lishers in a position to give him tips
In Lane county the anti-statement
SIGN OF SPRING.
life, we are confident a little study please note.
Sures thing you know,
The initiative and referendum are ' people were thoroughly organized and
of congress will convince doubters,
Spring Is on the way;
edged tools—effective, but apt to! got their forces to the polls, making
Well, anyway, John Sharp Wil Haven’t heard a bullfrog croak,
not only that control is in the hands i
a
strong
showing
because
of
the
light
tut the hand that holds them, if tin-
Nor seen a moving dray.
of the elderly, but that the bulk of liams has not been accused of engi
practiced. If legislation by the whole vote and the excellent personnel of the work is done by the same class, i neering that filibuster to boost the Yet spring Is surely coming,
A fact I advertise.
people is to be a success one princi the candidates they centered upon. The oratory? Well, that’s another1 presidential boom of his beloved “Un
For father’s spenilng all his nights
ple at least must be learned and , On the other hand the Statement No. question altogether.
cle Joe.” That is something in these
Repairing trout hook flies.
steadily followed, The voters must' 1 people were unorganized, and
suspicious times.
learn to recognize those cases in failed to get out and vote, the Repub
Silks are on the table
Saturday morning the Pendleton
Tiny hooks are bare;
which they themselves do not and licans having but one legislative can Tribune, T. T. Geer’s paper, appeared
This story about an Indiana man
Father's out of patience—
cannot know which side is right. In didate, Mr. Eaton, who subscribed to without a line of editorial, the ex who found a pot of gold burled dur
Touch them if you dare!
those cases they must form the habit the principle embodied in this governor probably having no lan ing the civil war, while cleaning up Seo the yellow doctor
statement,
and
he
was
strong
enough,
of finding and taking the advice of
guage on tap that would express his his yard. Is good enough to push Get a brand new coat;
tùos- who do know, or the new leg without any organized assistance, to opinion on Congressman Ellis’ re along—lots of yards are badly In See the pretty coachman,
Soon to be afloat.
islative method will lead to civic dis-' stand the assaults of the aggressive nomination and at the same time be need of being cleaned up.
opposition and is nominated by a suitable for publication in a family
aster.
Spring is surely coming,
Father spends his nights
The University appropriation is a good margin under the circumstances newspaper.
With societies for the suppression
Working on his trout hooks.
In Multnomah, Marion and other,
case in point. It is impossible for a
of useless noises on one side and this
Dreaming now of bites.
It is among the probabilities that Pittsburg preacher who tells his hear
man who has only a common school counties where the Statement No. 1
Father’s making trout flies,
the
question
of
again
running
for
men
made
a
vigouous
campaign,
they
education to know the difference be
Surest sign of spring;
ers to "make some sort of a noise"
tween common school work, where, seem to have won easily, according governor will look very different to on the other, it seems to be a case of Mother's laying wagers
He doesn't catch a thing!
I*cause the work deals with the be to returns at hand up to this hour. , Governor Hughes after the Chicago hiking to the woods for somebody.
Chicago Record-Herald.
convention.
The governorship of
ginnings of learning only, the teach
WILLIAM
ALI
EN
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New
York
is
a
sizable
job,
even
in
the
It’s a g<x>d guess that the tariff
er need not be a specialist, nor re
ON “COUNTRY EDITOR." shadow of the White House.
will be revised a long time before
CLASSIC VS. RAGTIME.
ceive a specialist’s pay, and univer
Congressman Nelson, of Kansas, gets
sity education, in which, because it
William Allen White, of Emporia.
Before throwing bouquets at the . his resolution for a select committee Since I tumbled Into money,
deals »¡th the moat advanced learn Kansas, is an Ideal newspaper man'
Boston
preacher who asked to have of 4 5, to revise the rules, adopted by Mary Ann's b«*en actin’ funny,
ing. the teachers must be highly
Says she wants to tend the opery.
of one of the thousands of small cit bis salary cut from $2,500 to $1,200.
the house.
And set up In a box.
'rained specialists, and paid accord
ies in this country.
He has won ’ it might be just as well to ascertain
When she knows how 1 detest it,
ingly. Nor can he estimate the nec-
broader, more worthy, desirable and , how much in arrears It was.
The
SAys 1 oughn't have confessed it.
We
take
it
that
Mayor
Becker,
of
wssary cost of apparatus needed by more substantial fame and reputa-|
gentleman may have been only re- Milwaukee, doesn’t mind "being up That If our cultured friends would
Uose who teach chemistry, or assay
bear,
tion in his calling than Is possible ducing his worry.
in the air,” as it is stated he will use ’Twould give them awful shocks.
ing. or electricity. He can see that
to any office holder below that of
a balloon in his gubernatorial cam
naiveraitv teaching must be more ex-
Disputes between the authors of paign.
I tell her I’ve no feelln’
President of the United States, and
P*n»ive than primary education, but
For a lot of classic squealin':
and proved bills providing for publicity of cam
has
done
greater
good
Just how expensive he cannot esti-
She says I’m such a soulless clod,
At
a
lun-
paign
contributions
are
only
calcu
That
thrilling
rescue
story,
with
more practically useful,
I cau not comprehend.
■•te. Neither can he judge how im
cheon at the Press club i of Chicago, lated to arouse the suspicion that Mark Twain for Its hero, merely I've enough of comprehension.
portant this more expensive educa
White i said: "An somebody is engaged in trying to shows that age has not dulled Mark's That I’d like to rise and mention,
tion is to the common schools them on March 9. Mr.
advertising faculties, even if he does When something's bein’ done to me
editor
’
s
first
mistake
is made when humbug somebody else.
selves
To stand my hair on end
His
own
life
not need the money
he goes Into politics,
*l>at. then. is be to do? Follow
Congress as a body isn’t "afeered”
and success exemplify the wisdom
Then I tell her quite emphatic,
'ha advice of Messrs. Palmer and of a devotion to the calling To be'of anything, but individually it has
Pat McCarren’s plan of giving'the That her tires may be pneumatic.
*»lker?
Certainly not, for these a good editor is greater and much about decided that It will be easier, I courts a hand in seating delegates to But I'm still an old four-wheeler.
On a dusty country road
tentletnon know nothing of Univer
more satisfactory and useful than and safer, to explain why things were •a political convention will doubtlessly And her “Mozy Back and Handle”
sity education, and are examples of
to be a king. Mr. White talked on not done than to defend them, if be endorsed by lawyer*—certainly by Why they cannot take a candle,
Ue very voters who should be seek
To a bent d«*creplt dago.
the "Country Editor" somewhat done
those employed.
ing advice, and not offering it. There
With his hurdy-gurdy load.
along the same lines as In his ad
in a commission of eminent and high-
Yes, the world will give you the
dress at the Guthrie convention of
However the legislative record may Then is when my soul goes leaping.
iy respected citizens of Portland,
glad hand, just as the Chicago Tri
the National Editorial Association,
stand, tilers is one kind of work that And the shivers come a creeping,
Eastern and Southern Oregon ap
bune says, for making a noise like
few, if any. congressmen ever neglect And my system's all a sizzle;
and said among other things, witty
a dollar bill. Also, if you’re not foxy.
pointed by the governor to estimate
You can gamble that's the truth;
— working their constituents. ,
J
wise:
and
For there’s nothing like g«xxl rag
tM1‘ very matter—the regents of the
It will give you the quick touch.
"There are three things,” he said.
time,
•iversity. Do you not trust them? ‘ which no man can do to the satis
Though a lielegs campaign might I With a modest dose of Jag time.
Why waste so much time and space
then, to the presidents of other faction of other men — make 1 love.
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stop the salaries of a bunch of ever- To make a man feel jolly.
•■¡versiti es of the state. Pacific. WII- poke the fire, and run a paper. No advising congress how to carry out
j And to resurrect his youth.
. - .i _ man
— — I. has
— — •• n<«
z« vw»
rt — — sense
ma
“
tt«»r
’
if
mor.-
lamette, Albany — is there one of luauiv-i • • *» «•—— -----
Florence Goff Schwartz.
r«k <>mmandations, imaginative press agents, it need not
the
president's
necessarily
be
a
lifeless
affair.
than
an
oyster
and
does
not
know
the«.. pn
‘sidents, whose institutions how many toes he
e has. he always when there are no indications of any
■re re pre sented in some degree as rl-
a paper better than intention to carry them out?
E C. DeWItt A Co., Chiia*'-.
Looks now as if Eugene's >ong de
what is more, he
n1« of th e University of Oregon, who
Gentlemen —In 1897 I had a dlseawe
ferred
hope
to
own
Its
own
water
sys
th
p
str<
It in
of thè stornaci» and Ixiwels
In th»’
1125,000 an excessive annual
tem might be realized within sixty sprlng of 1902 1 bought a botile of
'his 1 raluable
tiatlon for the State Univer-
Kodol and thè benefit 1 recelved al!
days.
and m
Certainly not; they know it Is
thè gold In Georgia conld not buy.
4 ;
ined
May you live long and prosper. Your«
touch. Does the president of
Senator Bourne 1 « pleased with the ve-y fruir, C. N. Cornell, Rodlng, Ga.
de Agricultural College think
»ries.
Ditto
has
-ult of th* Oreitn n prhnt
»tignai 27, 1906. Sold by all drug-
There is a movement on foot to in
terest the several social clubs of the
city iu the work of the Commercial
Club by organizing a sort of wo
man's auxiliary. The idea is to im
press upon the women the advantages
that will accrue to the community if
strangers are looked after and made
to feel more at home when they come
here to locate. The members of the
women’s clubs will be asked to call
upon newcomers and assist them in
getting acquainted and to feel at
home among our people There will
be a meeting of the ladles at the
Commercial Club rooms tomorrow
night to formulate a definite plan,
of work along that line.
Judge Grosccup, of Chicago, de
clares the Hepburn bill to amend the
Shermaa anti-trust laws to be “de
ceit—a promise mad to the ear, but
broken to the hope.” For once the
judge and Sam Gompers seem to
agree, which must astonish both.
I.OWI R -Il -I Hl NOTES
OF GENERAL INTI REST
Mapleton school closed last Friday
for a few weeks' vacation
Fred Funks is erecting a building
on his lot on Howard street near the
'.’» . -i 4 . .in i bu h
The steamer Roscoe left Wednes
day for Astoria, where she will have
s one repairing done.
The Roscoe went to Marshfield on
Monday with a cargo of salt salmon
and chittlm bark aud returned Tues
day morning.
” Yesterday W. C. Purdin, of Fiddle
creek. was taken before Justice Sev
ery on a charge of catching trout with
a net. which is contrary to law A Ju-
ry trial was held and a verdict of
not guilty was rendered.
Carles Allen, who came here with
hts family from North Carolina a few
weeks ago. has purchased 8. B. Col
vin's ranch on Whoahink lake, and
moved his family over there last Mon
day. The price paid was $3500 for
the ranch and stock
The papers
from Mr. Allen's former home speak
very highly of him and his family,
and we are glad to have them locate
here permanently. The West.
GOSHEN WINS FROM
CRESWELL AT BASEBALL
i Sp«*cial Correspondenc«». >
Goshen, April 20
A larg«* crowd
of peoph* witnessed the baseball con
test between Goshen and Creswell
here last Sunday. The score result
ed -4 to i> in favor of th«* Goshen
team, and this about shows the rela
tive strength of th«» two teams.
The Creswell team play» d a good
game, but yet need some training.
Some of their players are stars, but
others shine weakly
beside them.
The game was lost chiefly by costly
errors.
Win McDaniel pitched a fair game,
and with proper support behind him
down the score. Th«» visitors held
Goshen down the last four Innings
and It looked as though Creswell
would reverse th«1 score
It. C. Roney, the well-known ball
player, pitched th«» successful game
for Goshen, whtl«» John Gilbert stood
behind th«» bat and was good support
for him. Wiley Humphrey did excel
lent work at short.
Bases on balls Sehermer, McDan
1X»ST VALLEY NEWS
iel. Two-base hits Mathews, Hum
phrey, Roney, Nolan
Time of game
-1 hr. 30 mln.
Umpire Charley
< Special Correspondence.)
Lost Valley, April IS
About five But ler.
hundred persons attended the Cres
well District Sunday Schooleconven-
tlon held here April 5. There was a
full attendance of delegates record« d.
and our president kept things moving
In his energetic way.« The convi n-
tion was'a success In every way.
Mrs. Woods is visiting with M s.
Win. Williams this week.
"Knock and the world knocks with
E. R. Parker and family were vis yau; boost and you boost alone."
itors at Dexter convention day.
This is not the motto adopted by
M ss Alta Wiliams was a passenger John C. Veatch, athlete, artist and
on the overland to Goshen one day orator, who has been elected secreta
last week
ry of the Yamhill County Develop
R. W. Jacobs and family have mov ment League, and will go to McMinn
ed their belongings to Pleasant Hill. ville Monday and open an anti-knock
Rufus Wood has returned to June campaign.
to reside.
Veatch is a graduate of the Uun-
A. F. Edwards Is visiting relatives verslty of Oregon.
lit» served four
and friends here at present.
years on the track team with great
Mrs. R. L. Jacobs has moved to her credit to himself and his school. His
farm at Zion.
four years on the debating team are
Died At the home of Mr. and Mrs. history at th«» State “U.” He won vic
R. L. Edwards, April 10, their daugh tory after victory for his team and
ter, Ethel, aged two years The sor last year captured the All-Western
rowing father and mother bav«» the championship from Utah. Veatch is
sympathy of their many friends in also a clever cartoonist. Borne of his
their bereavement.
work having appeared In the Journal
Mrs. A J. Crusan and daughter, of recently.
Cloverdale were at Dexter visiting
H«»adquarters of the Yamhill league
with Mrs. T. J. Crusan last week.
are at McMinnville, rfnd Veatch will
The primaries were very poorly at make his home there. Journal.
tended here.
Most people thought
they woould allow the "other fel
low” to nominate th«« candidates. FRIED CHICKEN—
VIRGINIA STYLE.
That plan is all right, but theme who
do not attend the primaries should
Fried chicken Is, of course, my
keep still if the ones they wished for
chief recollection of the poultry
are not nominated.
dlsh«»s "mother used to make," says
ChristIne Terhune Herrick
in the
VOTED FOR A PRINCIPLE.
May Delineator.
We had roast
(T. T. Geer's Pendleton Tribune.) chicken, besides and barbecued and
The outcome of th«» primary's held smothered and boiled chicken, and
throughout Oregon on Friday car roast and boiled turkey and roast
duck.
But fried chicken
was as
ried a surprise in many particulars, regular an article on the Virginia
as popular elections always do. bill of fare as beefsteak Is in some
fried,
Where there are several candidates Northern homes,—chicken,
plain or with cream gravy, with bac
for an official position there Is cer on or without. Broiled chicken ap
tain, or at l«*aBt likely, to be a var% peared pretty often, we always had
lance of opinion as to the d«»serts It for breakfast Sunday—but it was
of aspirants as viewed from differ not such a real Virginia dish as fried
chicken. The Southern cook of old
ent standpoints. Two citizens of a time might fail on anything else In
community, who may have lived th«» culinary line, but 1 don't believe
there for thirty years, have directly I ever heard of one who got her
opposite opinions as to a certain can "han* out” in cooking poultry.
For this you must have young
didate who is precisely as well-known chickens, broiling size, and they
to on«» as to the other. The differ miiBt be cut apart as for frlcasse,
ences between men as to conclusions rinsed, wiped dry, peppered lightly
regarding a question about which and then rolled in flour, a piece at
a time. Meanwhll«» half a pound of
there are equally Informed constit salt pork should have been sliced and
utes one of the mysteries of the hu cooked in a frying-pan long enough
man mind which will never be fath to make th«» fat flow, but not enough
omed. And It accounts for political to brown the pork. In this fat lay
the pieces of chicken and fry to a
as well as religious and personal dif good brown, turning the pl«»ees as
ferences.
they cook. When all are done, take
Th«» election of Mr. Cake over Mr. out with a fork, so as to free from
Fulton is one of the greatest sur grease, and lay Ln a hot dish. Set this
In th<> open oven and pour into the
prises of the primary contest, as it gravy left In the frying-pan a cupful
was generally conceded throughout of rich milk half a cream is better,
add a tablespoonful of flour rub
the state that Mr. Heaey's last on
slaught against the senator was a bed smooth with a tablespoonful of
butter, stir until the sauce has boiled
failure, and would, indeed had, re smooth and thick, add a tablespoon
bounded to his advantage.
ful of minced parsley and pour ov
But Mr. Cake's triumph is a sig er the chicken.
nal victory for the principle of the
ESSAY ON EDITORS.
direct election of Unit«««! States sen
ators, lo the support of which the
A little boy In town was given the
people of this country are practically stunt by his father to write an essay
unanimous
It Is a crude manner of on editors, and here is the result:
securing that result, but it Is the ”1 don't know how newspapers come
to be In the world.
1 don't think
best there Is In sight, and was ac God does, for He ain’t got nothing
cepted as a step In the right direc to say about them and editors in the
Bible. I think the editor is one of
tion.
the qxJssing links you read of. and
stayed in the bushes after the flood,
and then came out and wrote the
FOR ORMGON’H UNIVERSITY.
things up. and has been here ever
(Seattle Post-Intelligencer.)
since. I don't think he ever dies. I
The people of Oregon ought to never saw a dead one and never
vote down the effort now being made heard of one Retting licked.
Our
to defeat an appropriation of $126,- paper is a mighty good one; but the
000 for the Oregon State University. editor goes without underclothes all
No state can afford to strangle any winter and don't wear socks and
paw ain't paid his subscription since
institution engaged In the worthy the paper started. I ast paw of that
work of fitting men and women for was why the editor had to suck the
juae out of snowballs in winter and
the real struggles of life.
Since the matter has been referred go to bed when he had a shirt washt
in summer. And then paw took me
to the people for approval or rejec out Into the woodshed and he llckt
tion, the people should approve It by me awful hard. If the editor makes
a decisive vote that will leave no a mistake folks say he ought to be
doubt In th minds of future lawmak hung; but If a doctor makes mistakes
he buries them and people dassent
ers as to the attitude of the people say nothing because he can read and
toward Oregon's Institutions of learn writ»» Latin. When the editor makes
a mistake there Is lawsuits
and
ing.
The University of Oregon is mak i swearing and a big fuss; but of a
j doctor makes one there is a funeral,
ing splendid progress and Is doing | cut flowers and perfek silence.
A
a noble and enduring work for the I doctor can use a word a yard long
State. Given proper support, the without him or any body knowing
support It deserves, and ought to re- what It means; but of the editor
uses one he has to spell It. If the
ceiv •, the institution will broaden doctor goes to see another man's
Its sphere, extend its influence and wife he charges for the visit; but
become a larger force for good In if th ■ editor goes he gets a charge of
When the doctor get«
Oregon. States err when they stint buckshot.
drunk. Its a case of being overcome
and starve their schools.
It la a by the heat and If he dies. Its from
wicked policy.
heart trouble! when the editor gets
| drunk. Its a case of too much booze
and If he dies Its the jim-jams. Any
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the old college can make a doctor; a
famous little Liver Pills. For sale I editor has to be born.—Rapid River
LANE COUNTY BUY
BUOSTS FOR YAMHILL