S FI’GKNE WEEKLY GUARD, THURSDAY. APRIL 28, 1008 - —— Ä« WEEKLY GUARO ' 1X —' caper TTTnJJs IL FISHER ‘«Jitor ami PublistM-r. I i pverv Thursday at Eugene. I publwhed e'erOregon. I I lf . SHu »«.rfntion price, 12.00 $1.50 at per end year, advance; of I Entered at 'he Eugene, Oregon. fTggas second-class matter. -------- ¿TmT for The Guard. «.. following are authoried to 5h!nd receipt for subscriptions or other business tor The Daily I tr*<>K ♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦**** ** 4 ♦ 4 PRAYER EOR TRUE MANHOOD ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ « ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ « ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ Let nie live this life with- out truckling appeal to the present or fear of a future »¡ta head erect and hope in my heart—conscience my comrade, and work its own recompense. Give it me to suffer fools with fortitude, and meanness without mal­ ice; vouchsafe me self-forget­ fulness and self-respect— with these I can face them now, and Thou then. Help me to forget a fault, and for­ get failure. Forbid that I ever be discourteous or un­ kind—may I remember, al­ ways the relative values of money and manners. Let mo not judge others—bearing in mind that all is set down in the Big Book. Make me obedient to Thy purpose of creation, that I may have the love of woman and the con­ fidence and companionship of friends. If so be there is sor­ row and suffering In store, as is the rule of all life, give me courage to bear and strength to endure—having in mind that others, too, have carried a cross. And if, as the end draws near, I shall not have reached the castle of my dreams, be gracious then if ever, O God, and give it to me to be content.—Bill Barlow’s • Sagebrush Philosophy. TRAIN OUT TO SEA The dream that Henry M. Flagler began dreaming ten years ago, of uniting Cuba to the United States by an all-rail route to span the 200 miles of narrow sea which separates' them, has just passed the greatest stage in its transformation to reality. So writes M. B. Claussen In the Tech­ nical World Magazine for April. The j first section of the remarkable ”sea-' going railroad” which Mr. Flagler has been building for the past three years is now completed to the tempo­ rary terminal at Knight’s key, 100 miles south of Miami on the mainland and 47 miles from the ultimate end of the line at Key West. On the same day that the passen-, ger trains of Mr. Flagler’s road, the! Florida East Coast Railway, begun running through from Jacksonville to Knight’s Key, the Peninsular and Occidental Steamship Company put on a direct boat service from Knight's Key to Havana, 115 miles away. A half day has thus been clipped at one stroke from the traveling time between New York or Chicago and Havana, and the great project is brought in sight of ultimate realiza­ tion. From Knight's Key the steam­ ers are scheduled to make the pas­ sage In ten hours, against twenty-four hours required from Miaina, hereto­ fore the nearest rail terminus. , - In 1879 the kingdom of Prussia I vice men being detailed to protect ■e began to acquire the railroad sys-1 nu mbers of the cabinet more calcu-1 ♦ terns of the country and the process luted to attract than to deter an as-1 + "A cold world, but a gold 4» + world. + was continued until the state now sassin? ♦ And the best old world ♦ owns and operates 21.500 miles of we've gut— 4» If the statistical bunch will insert1 + railroad, which includes all except ♦ So laugh and bo contented. 4» two or three very small lints in the the word "poor” before their "living i And be happy with your 4» kingd >m. It has paid off, from cur- * is cheaper," the lie will not be hand­ ♦ ♦ lot! 4- rent revenue, one-third of the total ed them so often by householders. ♦ A cold world, but a bold 4» cost . constructed branch lines as re- ' ♦ world. Undoubtedly the three receivers of ♦ qulred and made large equipment ex.; When the heart is beating ♦ the Knickerbocker Trust Company + p nditures which iu this and most i ♦ right. did their work well, and they deserve + other countries would have been a share of the congratulations which ♦ When the hands have done 4» capitalized , and for the last twelve 4» their duty. are now being given upon the success-; ♦ years has earned an average net ful reopening of this institution, ac­ ♦ And the eyes find hidden ♦ revenue of 7.12 per cent per annum, j beauty. cording to the Wall Street Journal. + which haB been paid Into the treas- j But $75.000 each for six months' ♦ In the sweet and simple val- ♦ urv. Recent appraisements show i leys 4» work, making $225.000 f r the three ♦ that in any favorable condition of the And the hills that lead to ♦ re< elvers, and $7 5,000 more for the ♦ money market the state system could light! ♦ lawyers, seems big pay. Surely our i ♦ be sold for double its cost to the 4- system of receivership and its remu­ ♦ state, as may well be believed from ♦ A cold world, and a gold ♦ neration need reform. the net revenue which it yields By world. ♦ the sale of its roads the kingdom Really, those members of the ad- [ ♦ But the best old world we 4» could pay off its entire national debt know— 4» ministration who have been presiding ♦ and have hundreds of millions of over state conventions and pulling ♦ So deck your lips with laugh- ♦ money left. 4» ter other political wires ought to do + And forget about your woe! There is now in the United States something for the government print-1 ♦ treasury a larger amount of gold ing office employe who was suspend­ ♦ A cold world, but a whole ♦ ♦ world. than was ever before collected at one i ed for two months for the heinous 4» Of blessings in disguise. ♦ crime of presiding over a Maryland place in the world, says the Philadel­ 4- phia Press. Uñóle Sam has invested village meeting which declared oppo­ ♦ When we take its paths of + gleaming ♦ sition to an aspirant f jr a nomination in coin and bullion a clean 11,000.-1 golden shores of ♦ ♦ To the 000,000. In calling attention to this to congress. 4» draem,lng. 4« record-breaking hoard of the precious . "People ought to be ashamed that ' 4» The violets in the meadows 4» metal Congressmen Boutell says that ! they do not live to be 100 or 120 4» 4» And the sunshine in th«» at the close of 1905 the amount was ! years old in this age," said Bishop ' <• ♦ skies! ” only $156,000,000. Since that time Samuel Fellows to a Chicago congre­ ♦ ♦ there has been a yearly average of gation. Just a wee bit too general. 1 ++♦♦++♦++++♦++♦+ ♦ more than $70,000,000 of gold add­ bishop! There are several citizens! ed to the immense store. That is \ SA) ING CREED hereabouts who ought to be ashamed j more than has been mined in the that they did not die in infancy, cor-1 Save a little every day; cling to ev- United States during the same period. erv c«»nt; rects the New Y’ork Tribune. Spi ndthrifts only care about Th« ir Americans also utilize a vast amount environment. of gold in a commercial way. If this Now the foxy Japs have old John Ceas«» to long for scenes that please; were placed on top of the huge pile Bull throwing fits because they are hide yourself away yellow metal which is in the govern­ casting longing eyes on Australia as Back of idles of ugly brick, where the light of day ment’s purse, it would be seen that a desirable place to herd their sur­ Seldom finds it chink through this country has been getting far plus population. And they are which it may feebly creep. more than its proportionate share of “pards” at that—at least a treaty Any hole may be sweet home If you the world’s output. get it cheap. says so. There are fools who go to dwell where the scenes are fair; Where the lawns are wide and sweet odors fill th«» air. If they migtv month after month swell their worldly gains By remaining where foul smells ris«» from reeking drains, They ar«» fools who think that cash was mado but to buy A former professional baseball, What brings gladness to the heart or may please the eye. pitcher has been nominated for con­ STATEMENT NO. I gress in a Pennsylvania district, but Save a little every day, pinch each STRONG WITH VOTERS penny hard; even if elected, it will be the one "best bet" that he'll never strike out Turn from beauty as a thing no one The result of the primary election should regard; Joe Cannon, who leads the batting Frown on pleasure, scoff at art; let throughout the state is what the in his league. no Beene be made Guard predicted it would be. The Fairer by a dollar which you have people hav£ declared strongly for gladly paid; Attorney-General Bonaparte says Statement No. 1, meaning the election Hunt some dismal corner where you he has been unable to find evidence of senators by direct popular vote. may eat and sleep. to justify proceedings against the pa­ Any hole Is home sweet home If you Fulton lost more votes from his un­ With all due deference to Senator per trust, though he has enough to get It cheap. certain stand on this question than DIRECT LEGISLATION —Chicago Record-Herald. Beveridge, who says there never was justify continuing the hunt. Pub­ AND STATE UNIVERSITY from the assaults of Francis Heney. such a day for young men In public lishers in a position to give him tips In Lane county the anti-statement SIGN OF SPRING. life, we are confident a little study please note. Sures thing you know, The initiative and referendum are ' people were thoroughly organized and of congress will convince doubters, Spring Is on the way; edged tools—effective, but apt to! got their forces to the polls, making Well, anyway, John Sharp Wil­ Haven’t heard a bullfrog croak, not only that control is in the hands i a strong showing because of the light tut the hand that holds them, if tin- Nor seen a moving dray. of the elderly, but that the bulk of liams has not been accused of engi­ practiced. If legislation by the whole vote and the excellent personnel of the work is done by the same class, i neering that filibuster to boost the Yet spring Is surely coming, A fact I advertise. people is to be a success one princi­ the candidates they centered upon. The oratory? Well, that’s another1 presidential boom of his beloved “Un­ For father’s spenilng all his nights ple at least must be learned and , On the other hand the Statement No. question altogether. cle Joe.” That is something in these Repairing trout hook flies. steadily followed, The voters must' 1 people were unorganized, and suspicious times. learn to recognize those cases in failed to get out and vote, the Repub­ Silks are on the table Saturday morning the Pendleton Tiny hooks are bare; which they themselves do not and licans having but one legislative can­ Tribune, T. T. Geer’s paper, appeared This story about an Indiana man Father's out of patience— cannot know which side is right. In didate, Mr. Eaton, who subscribed to without a line of editorial, the ex­ who found a pot of gold burled dur­ Touch them if you dare! those cases they must form the habit the principle embodied in this governor probably having no lan­ ing the civil war, while cleaning up Seo the yellow doctor statement, and he was strong enough, of finding and taking the advice of guage on tap that would express his his yard. Is good enough to push Get a brand new coat; tùos- who do know, or the new leg­ without any organized assistance, to opinion on Congressman Ellis’ re­ along—lots of yards are badly In See the pretty coachman, Soon to be afloat. islative method will lead to civic dis-' stand the assaults of the aggressive nomination and at the same time be need of being cleaned up. opposition and is nominated by a suitable for publication in a family aster. Spring is surely coming, Father spends his nights The University appropriation is a good margin under the circumstances newspaper. With societies for the suppression Working on his trout hooks. In Multnomah, Marion and other, case in point. It is impossible for a of useless noises on one side and this Dreaming now of bites. It is among the probabilities that Pittsburg preacher who tells his hear­ man who has only a common school counties where the Statement No. 1 Father’s making trout flies, the question of again running for men made a vigouous campaign, they education to know the difference be­ Surest sign of spring; ers to "make some sort of a noise" tween common school work, where, seem to have won easily, according governor will look very different to on the other, it seems to be a case of Mother's laying wagers He doesn't catch a thing! I*cause the work deals with the be­ to returns at hand up to this hour. , Governor Hughes after the Chicago hiking to the woods for somebody. Chicago Record-Herald. convention. The governorship of ginnings of learning only, the teach­ WILLIAM ALI EN ’ •» III I I New York is a sizable job, even in the It’s a gd guess that the tariff er need not be a specialist, nor re­ ON “COUNTRY EDITOR." shadow of the White House. will be revised a long time before CLASSIC VS. RAGTIME. ceive a specialist’s pay, and univer­ Congressman Nelson, of Kansas, gets sity education, in which, because it William Allen White, of Emporia. Before throwing bouquets at the . his resolution for a select committee Since I tumbled Into money, deals »¡th the moat advanced learn­ Kansas, is an Ideal newspaper man' Boston preacher who asked to have of 4 5, to revise the rules, adopted by Mary Ann's b«*en actin’ funny, ing. the teachers must be highly Says she wants to tend the opery. of one of the thousands of small cit­ bis salary cut from $2,500 to $1,200. the house. And set up In a box. 'rained specialists, and paid accord­ ies in this country. He has won ’ it might be just as well to ascertain When she knows how 1 detest it, ingly. Nor can he estimate the nec- broader, more worthy, desirable and , how much in arrears It was. The SAys 1 oughn't have confessed it. We take it that Mayor Becker, of wssary cost of apparatus needed by more substantial fame and reputa-| gentleman may have been only re- Milwaukee, doesn’t mind "being up That If our cultured friends would Uose who teach chemistry, or assay­ bear, tion in his calling than Is possible ducing his worry. in the air,” as it is stated he will use ’Twould give them awful shocks. ing. or electricity. He can see that to any office holder below that of a balloon in his gubernatorial cam­ naiveraitv teaching must be more ex- Disputes between the authors of paign. I tell her I’ve no feelln’ President of the United States, and P*n»ive than primary education, but For a lot of classic squealin': and proved bills providing for publicity of cam­ has done greater good Just how expensive he cannot esti- She says I’m such a soulless clod, At a lun- paign contributions are only calcu ­ That thrilling rescue story, with more practically useful, I cau not comprehend. ■•te. Neither can he judge how im­ cheon at the Press club i of Chicago, lated to arouse the suspicion that Mark Twain for Its hero, merely I've enough of comprehension. portant this more expensive educa­ White i said: "An somebody is engaged in trying to shows that age has not dulled Mark's That I’d like to rise and mention, tion is to the common schools them­ on March 9. Mr. advertising faculties, even if he does When something's bein’ done to me editor ’ s first mistake is made when humbug somebody else. selves To stand my hair on end His own life not need the money he goes Into politics, *l>at. then. is be to do? Follow Congress as a body isn’t "afeered” and success exemplify the wisdom Then I tell her quite emphatic, 'ha advice of Messrs. Palmer and of a devotion to the calling To be'of anything, but individually it has Pat McCarren’s plan of giving'the That her tires may be pneumatic. *»lker? Certainly not, for these a good editor is greater and much about decided that It will be easier, I courts a hand in seating delegates to But I'm still an old four-wheeler. On a dusty country road tentletnon know nothing of Univer­ more satisfactory and useful than and safer, to explain why things were •a political convention will doubtlessly And her “Mozy Back and Handle” sity education, and are examples of to be a king. Mr. White talked on not done than to defend them, if be endorsed by lawyer*—certainly by Why they cannot take a candle, Ue very voters who should be seek­ To a bent d«*creplt dago. the "Country Editor" somewhat done those employed. ing advice, and not offering it. There With his hurdy-gurdy load. along the same lines as In his ad­ in a commission of eminent and high- Yes, the world will give you the dress at the Guthrie convention of However the legislative record may Then is when my soul goes leaping. iy respected citizens of Portland, glad hand, just as the Chicago Tri­ the National Editorial Association, stand, tilers is one kind of work that And the shivers come a creeping, Eastern and Southern Oregon ap­ bune says, for making a noise like few, if any. congressmen ever neglect And my system's all a sizzle; and said among other things, witty a dollar bill. Also, if you’re not foxy. pointed by the governor to estimate You can gamble that's the truth; — working their constituents. , J wise: and For there’s nothing like g«xxl rag­ tM1‘ very matter—the regents of the It will give you the quick touch. "There are three things,” he said. time, •iversity. Do you not trust them? ‘ which no man can do to the satis­ Though a lielegs campaign might I With a modest dose of Jag time. Why waste so much time and space then, to the presidents of other faction of other men — make 1 love. * stop the salaries of a bunch of ever- To make a man feel jolly. •■¡versiti es of the state. Pacific. WII- poke the fire, and run a paper. No advising congress how to carry out j And to resurrect his youth. . - .i _ man — — I. has — — •• n<« z« vw» rt — — sense ma “ tt«»r ’ if mor.- lamette, Albany — is there one of luauiv-i • • *» «•—— ----- Florence Goff Schwartz. r«k <>mmandations, imaginative press agents, it need not the president's necessarily be a lifeless affair. than an oyster and does not know the«.. pn ‘sidents, whose institutions how many toes he e has. he always when there are no indications of any ■re re pre sented in some degree as rl- a paper better than intention to carry them out? E C. DeWItt A Co., Chiia*'-. Looks now as if Eugene's >ong de­ what is more, he n1« of th e University of Oregon, who Gentlemen —In 1897 I had a dlseawe ferred hope to own Its own water sys ­ th p str< It in of thè stornaci» and Ixiwels In th»’ 1125,000 an excessive annual tem might be realized within sixty sprlng of 1902 1 bought a botile of 'his 1 raluable tiatlon for the State Univer- Kodol and thè benefit 1 recelved al! days. and m Certainly not; they know it Is thè gold In Georgia conld not buy. 4 ; ined May you live long and prosper. Your« touch. Does the president of Senator Bourne 1 « pleased with the ve-y fruir, C. N. Cornell, Rodlng, Ga. de Agricultural College think »ries. Ditto has -ult of th* Oreitn n prhnt »tignai 27, 1906. Sold by all drug- There is a movement on foot to in­ terest the several social clubs of the city iu the work of the Commercial Club by organizing a sort of wo­ man's auxiliary. The idea is to im­ press upon the women the advantages that will accrue to the community if strangers are looked after and made to feel more at home when they come here to locate. The members of the women’s clubs will be asked to call upon newcomers and assist them in getting acquainted and to feel at home among our people There will be a meeting of the ladles at the Commercial Club rooms tomorrow night to formulate a definite plan, of work along that line. Judge Grosccup, of Chicago, de­ clares the Hepburn bill to amend the Shermaa anti-trust laws to be “de­ ceit—a promise mad to the ear, but broken to the hope.” For once the judge and Sam Gompers seem to agree, which must astonish both. I.OWI R -Il -I Hl NOTES OF GENERAL INTI REST Mapleton school closed last Friday for a few weeks' vacation Fred Funks is erecting a building on his lot on Howard street near the '.’» . -i 4 . .in i bu h The steamer Roscoe left Wednes­ day for Astoria, where she will have s one repairing done. The Roscoe went to Marshfield on Monday with a cargo of salt salmon and chittlm bark aud returned Tues­ day morning. ” Yesterday W. C. Purdin, of Fiddle creek. was taken before Justice Sev­ ery on a charge of catching trout with a net. which is contrary to law A Ju- ry trial was held and a verdict of not guilty was rendered. Carles Allen, who came here with hts family from North Carolina a few weeks ago. has purchased 8. B. Col­ vin's ranch on Whoahink lake, and moved his family over there last Mon­ day. The price paid was $3500 for the ranch and stock The papers from Mr. Allen's former home speak very highly of him and his family, and we are glad to have them locate here permanently. The West. GOSHEN WINS FROM CRESWELL AT BASEBALL i Sp«*cial Correspondenc«». > Goshen, April 20 A larg«* crowd of peoph* witnessed the baseball con­ test between Goshen and Creswell here last Sunday. The score result­ ed -4 to i> in favor of th«* Goshen team, and this about shows the rela­ tive strength of th«» two teams. The Creswell team play» d a good game, but yet need some training. Some of their players are stars, but others shine weakly beside them. The game was lost chiefly by costly errors. Win McDaniel pitched a fair game, and with proper support behind him down the score. Th«» visitors held Goshen down the last four Innings and It looked as though Creswell would reverse th«1 score It. C. Roney, the well-known ball­ player, pitched th«» successful game for Goshen, whtl«» John Gilbert stood behind th«» bat and was good support for him. Wiley Humphrey did excel­ lent work at short. Bases on balls Sehermer, McDan­ 1X»ST VALLEY NEWS iel. Two-base hits Mathews, Hum­ phrey, Roney, Nolan Time of game -1 hr. 30 mln. Umpire Charley < Special Correspondence.) Lost Valley, April IS About five But ler. hundred persons attended the Cres­ well District Sunday Schooleconven- tlon held here April 5. There was a full attendance of delegates record« d. and our president kept things moving In his energetic way.« The convi n- tion was'a success In every way. Mrs. Woods is visiting with M s. Win. Williams this week. "Knock and the world knocks with E. R. Parker and family were vis­ yau; boost and you boost alone." itors at Dexter convention day. This is not the motto adopted by M ss Alta Wiliams was a passenger John C. Veatch, athlete, artist and on the overland to Goshen one day orator, who has been elected secreta­ last week ry of the Yamhill County Develop­ R. W. Jacobs and family have mov­ ment League, and will go to McMinn­ ed their belongings to Pleasant Hill. ville Monday and open an anti-knock Rufus Wood has returned to June campaign. to reside. Veatch is a graduate of the Uun- A. F. Edwards Is visiting relatives verslty of Oregon. lit» served four and friends here at present. years on the track team with great Mrs. R. L. Jacobs has moved to her credit to himself and his school. His farm at Zion. four years on the debating team are Died At the home of Mr. and Mrs. history at th«» State “U.” He won vic­ R. L. Edwards, April 10, their daugh­ tory after victory for his team and ter, Ethel, aged two years The sor­ last year captured the All-Western rowing father and mother bav«» the championship from Utah. Veatch is sympathy of their many friends in also a clever cartoonist. Borne of his their bereavement. work having appeared In the Journal Mrs. A J. Crusan and daughter, of recently. Cloverdale were at Dexter visiting H«»adquarters of the Yamhill league with Mrs. T. J. Crusan last week. are at McMinnville, rfnd Veatch will The primaries were very poorly at­ make his home there. Journal. tended here. Most people thought they woould allow the "other fel­ low” to nominate th«« candidates. FRIED CHICKEN— VIRGINIA STYLE. That plan is all right, but theme who do not attend the primaries should Fried chicken Is, of course, my keep still if the ones they wished for chief recollection of the poultry are not nominated. dlsh«»s "mother used to make," says ChristIne Terhune Herrick in the VOTED FOR A PRINCIPLE. May Delineator. We had roast (T. T. Geer's Pendleton Tribune.) chicken, besides and barbecued and The outcome of th«» primary's held smothered and boiled chicken, and throughout Oregon on Friday car­ roast and boiled turkey and roast duck. But fried chicken was as ried a surprise in many particulars, regular an article on the Virginia as popular elections always do. bill of fare as beefsteak Is in some fried, Where there are several candidates Northern homes,—chicken, plain or with cream gravy, with bac­ for an official position there Is cer­ on or without. Broiled chicken ap­ tain, or at l«*aBt likely, to be a var% peared pretty often, we always had lance of opinion as to the d«»serts It for breakfast Sunday—but it was of aspirants as viewed from differ­ not such a real Virginia dish as fried chicken. The Southern cook of old ent standpoints. Two citizens of a time might fail on anything else In community, who may have lived th«» culinary line, but 1 don't believe there for thirty years, have directly I ever heard of one who got her opposite opinions as to a certain can­ "han* out” in cooking poultry. For this you must have young didate who is precisely as well-known chickens, broiling size, and they to on«» as to the other. The differ­ miiBt be cut apart as for frlcasse, ences between men as to conclusions rinsed, wiped dry, peppered lightly regarding a question about which and then rolled in flour, a piece at a time. Meanwhll«» half a pound of there are equally Informed constit­ salt pork should have been sliced and utes one of the mysteries of the hu­ cooked in a frying-pan long enough man mind which will never be fath­ to make th«» fat flow, but not enough omed. And It accounts for political to brown the pork. In this fat lay the pieces of chicken and fry to a as well as religious and personal dif­ good brown, turning the pl«»ees as ferences. they cook. When all are done, take Th«» election of Mr. Cake over Mr. out with a fork, so as to free from Fulton is one of the greatest sur­ grease, and lay Ln a hot dish. Set this In th<> open oven and pour into the prises of the primary contest, as it gravy left In the frying-pan a cupful was generally conceded throughout of rich milk half a cream is better, add a tablespoonful of flour rub­ the state that Mr. Heaey's last on­ slaught against the senator was a bed smooth with a tablespoonful of butter, stir until the sauce has boiled failure, and would, indeed had, re­ smooth and thick, add a tablespoon­ bounded to his advantage. ful of minced parsley and pour ov­ But Mr. Cake's triumph is a sig­ er the chicken. nal victory for the principle of the ESSAY ON EDITORS. direct election of Unit«««! States sen­ ators, lo the support of which the A little boy In town was given the people of this country are practically stunt by his father to write an essay unanimous It Is a crude manner of on editors, and here is the result: securing that result, but it Is the ”1 don't know how newspapers come to be In the world. 1 don't think best there Is In sight, and was ac­ God does, for He ain’t got nothing cepted as a step In the right direc­ to say about them and editors in the Bible. I think the editor is one of tion. the qxJssing links you read of. and stayed in the bushes after the flood, and then came out and wrote the FOR ORMGON’H UNIVERSITY. things up. and has been here ever (Seattle Post-Intelligencer.) since. I don't think he ever dies. I The people of Oregon ought to never saw a dead one and never vote down the effort now being made heard of one Retting licked. Our to defeat an appropriation of $126,- paper is a mighty good one; but the 000 for the Oregon State University. editor goes without underclothes all No state can afford to strangle any winter and don't wear socks and paw ain't paid his subscription since institution engaged In the worthy the paper started. I ast paw of that work of fitting men and women for was why the editor had to suck the juae out of snowballs in winter and the real struggles of life. Since the matter has been referred go to bed when he had a shirt washt in summer. And then paw took me to the people for approval or rejec­ out Into the woodshed and he llckt tion, the people should approve It by me awful hard. If the editor makes a decisive vote that will leave no a mistake folks say he ought to be doubt In th minds of future lawmak­ hung; but If a doctor makes mistakes he buries them and people dassent ers as to the attitude of the people say nothing because he can read and toward Oregon's Institutions of learn­ writ»» Latin. When the editor makes a mistake there Is lawsuits and ing. The University of Oregon is mak­ i swearing and a big fuss; but of a j doctor makes one there is a funeral, ing splendid progress and Is doing | cut flowers and perfek silence. A a noble and enduring work for the I doctor can use a word a yard long State. Given proper support, the without him or any body knowing support It deserves, and ought to re- what It means; but of the editor uses one he has to spell It. If the ceiv •, the institution will broaden doctor goes to see another man's Its sphere, extend its influence and wife he charges for the visit; but become a larger force for good In if th ■ editor goes he gets a charge of When the doctor get« Oregon. States err when they stint buckshot. drunk. Its a case of being overcome and starve their schools. It la a by the heat and If he dies. Its from wicked policy. heart trouble! when the editor gets | drunk. Its a case of too much booze and If he dies Its the jim-jams. Any DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the old college can make a doctor; a famous little Liver Pills. For sale I editor has to be born.—Rapid River LANE COUNTY BUY BUOSTS FOR YAMHILL