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THE EUGENE GUARD Iplish in the newspaper Said, remarks Note and Comment. TEN MARCH MAR RIAGE LICENCES A Plntaerat Indeed. It«4ace4. "Is splintery wealthy enough to Lav» Singleton—He used to be quite a lit a town bouse and a country bouse?” tle dude before be lost bls job. "More than that He's wealthy Doubleton—Now he’s a little subdued. enough to live In his country house.”— —Cleveland Leader. Brooklyn Life. I the "Editor and Publisher." The ft» have all read the famous story i Boston American on the first day of Franklin’s wbietle. He wua in Publishers , CAMPBELL BROS. ------------ reached a circulation of over 100,000 duced to pay an exorbitant price for Published at Eugene, Oregon, cop,eg This remarkable distribution a sbrieker because the sound delight Bia*. every Wednesday and Saturday. I can be accounted for beet, perhaps, At times when we re writing this guff ed bis ear. But to bis sorrow upon SEMI WEEKLY. We are just five lines shy on our stuff. ,, by the strong appeal which Hearst pa- That Many Couples Made Happy So we ask. "Will this flUf returning home, be found that the One year (in advance)................. ?1 50 Says the foreman: “It will. cere make to the common people. All or Unhappy the Last One year (when not paid in ad blast which so enraptured him, was You have written exactly enough!” vance ) 2 J’’ over New England the Boston Ameri —Chicago Journal Month. unheeded by some and cursed by oth Yix mouths. .................................... 1 Advertising rates made known on! can takes up • the cause of _ the working .- ers. Are you paying too dearly for Xeede Cash. classes and opeDS its columns to their application. _______ . Mrsa Chic— Anybody can buy a for your whistle? The Lane county matrimonial mar- SUBSCRIPTION RATES — DAILY, needs. ket holds Its own, but that’s about eign title now. Delivered by can ier, per week $ 16 | Governor Bates, of Massachusetts, Mr. Chic—Yes, but not ou credit.— all. During the month of March just Detroit Free Press. Delivered by carrier, per mouth M ... . That waa a terrible murder at Cop past County Clerk Lee issued ten By mail one year (in advance). . . 5 00 ( extended his congratulations to Mr. 6 00 ilearst "on the enterprise <4that acids ley, near Redding, in Northern Cal "glory tickets," compared with ten lr not in advance The Reason. 3 IX) Six mouths ....... The reason the plumber Is awfully slow ifornia, where one of fire bandits tbe previous month and ten in March, another to the ¡progressive journals 60 fine mouth ......... When he's got-you once In his gripe 05 of the Commonwealth," trusting rifling an express car deliberately 1903. Fallowing are tbe lucky or un Is simple - rough for an Infant to know: Single copies ... lucky couples, whichever way you Hi s always “hitting the pipe!” —New Orleans Tlmes-DemocraX. Entered at the postotfice at Eugene, tnat the first issue "may be the be shot the unresisting messenger dead. look at it, for the month ending Oregon, as second class matter. ginning of a long career of usefulness There waa no reason for the murder— March 31: Wireless. March 2—Jeaae W. Rust and Lizzie Build up Eugene by patronizing in the enlightening of the public, it was devllsh., “This is certainly having words over Eugene people. Hunter. wotlilng,*' mused the wireloss telegraph and in the moulding of opinion for March 5—John Blair and Gertrude operator as he sent a message.—Colum THE EASTERN OFFICES of the Tbe telegraph says there waa great the best interests of all the people." Newsham. bia Jester. paper are at 230 to 234 Temple Court, | New York City, and U. 8. Express Mayor Collins, of Boston, wrote a excitement at Redding after tbe mur Match 7—A. T. Grugett and Ella Bldg., 87 Washington St , Chicago, The Curtain Leet ere. der of the express messenger, and May Winn. 11)., E. KATZ Advertising Agency in very oordial letter to Mr. Hears Must wives are Inconsistent that hundreds of men vowing ven March 11 — Tborvald Trueison and When husbands drive them to It. ccngratulatlng him upon the estab charge. They say, “It's no use talking!“ Freda Anderson. lishment of the new paper, saying, geance were ready to go in pursuit. Then go right on and ds It. March 19—John Pennington and MARCH 30 SATURDAY —Philadelphia Ledger. ; "We all welcome another great paper When some of those same men get May Baldwin. into the mountains where they them to Boston, where every man and wo* March 24—James W. Scott and Tbe Time. Note and Comment. "Youth is tlie time to loam.” man digests the news." Greetings selves could be shot down without Amanda Vanscboiack. "It shouldn’t be. It’s tbe time yoi March 29—Elmer M. Circle and Ab The important news comes over the were forthcoming from governors of warning by unseen bandits whose lives know It all."—Cincinnati Uetuniercu. are forfeit, their courage, if they have bie L. Lively. wire that Buffalo Bill and Mrs. Cody other New England states. Tribune. auy, will ooze out very effectually, t March 30—C. V. Littler and Stella are not divorced, and further may The welcome which the newspaper Robinson. Fred N. Fredericksen and I nexpeetetl. not be. Friends of the family have received was unmistakable. In his We have had expert.nee in tbe matter. Petra Peteison. Francis M. Lorimer The girl who In the tlat nbta-e When called to go on what may Doll: • r. : grand pl- n- v aud Katie Dell Hise. nduced the hero of a score of bard editorial salutation Mr. Hearst inti- Makes muaie uf the 1 i.,-«; be a desperate mission there are no fought Indian battles to withdraw the mates that he would rather not make I fain would hear It night and *1. : —Baltimore American. complaint with its allegations of the promises, but let the accomplishment end of excuses. The Dore’s Service. misery and cruelty he, this brave of the paper speak for itself. In this If it were not for bores it would li fighter, has suffered at the hands of a he is very safe, for the reputation of Although Dowle s religion is a very difficult for us to realize wlim (Guard Special Service.) weak woman. Bill should out his hair the Hearst papers foi "doing things" mnrngel brand of blasphemy and big eternity Is.—New Orleans Times Demo Elmira, April 1. — Albert Sturte crut. and stand for hie rights in the do is their strongest point. otry, the sanitary regulations of bis vant and wife moved into Chas. Mc mestic round-up. The Boston American is an evening City of Zion are tbe best of auy city Cutcheon’s house last week. lugeuulty. The man who writes the novel paper, its first edition appearing at in tbe world. Not a solitary resident Carson Mathews brought out a large Has ancient plots. < n il l;.ol A combination wagon and sled is 10 o’clock in the morning and after of tbe city can use tobacco nor li The advertisement writer planer from Eugene for the Walters Has the most Inventive rr.in<l. the only vehicle that can oarry any ward In regular editions throughout quor; pork is uot used, filth cannot sawmill last week that weighed five —Washington Star thing like a decent l-'ad over the Mo- ' the day until night. accumulate on auy of tbe premises, I tons. The wagon on which tbe ma Kenzie road. Imagine a wagon fitted i The American takes the full day re crematories are provided for the buiu- , chine was placed mired down to the out with two long poles lashed one port of the Publishers' Press, the ing of all garbage and debris, and ex- ' axles in tbe main street in Elmira,re quiring eight large horses to move it. on each side under the axles next the | Eastern branch of the Scripps-McRae. pectoratiug on tbe sidewalks is pro B. J. Owen, of Ivisou, passed wheels. On good road the polos do and will also take the Saturday night hibited. No immorality is tolerated through here enroute to Eugene last not interfere with the going, neither report for Its Sunday edition. It does within Zion, and those who bave vis Tuesday. The Sound Sense which is Some do the wheels when the bottom of the not patronize the Associated Press ited this freak city say that it is a Quite a large crowd of friends at times Obscured by the road drops out, in the latter case the at all. superlative model of cleanliness, pu tended tbe funeral of Grandma Moore Sparkle of Irish Wit. last Friday. poles carrying the load like a sled, rity, health and morals, worthy of im Mrs. Emma Lamb is reported no being long enough to br’dge over the rrfsh wit is very often unconscious. itation. The same general comparison better. She is very low with cancer Oregon Weather Record. The Irishman serves up a dish of humor holes. It was a groat bead that may be applied to Mormon cities. of the face. with a garnishing of wit. Beneath the The climate of Oregon is apparent thought out auoh a combination vehi Our school closes after one week lightest sallie;- of the strongest brogue, ly the one thing which the people of Barring polygamy, Mormonism is all one often finds a depth of philosophy cle. the East find It difficult to under right. Barring Dowie's religion, hie more. Mrs. Inman has taught us a worthy of a :agr. When the Irish hod carrier fell from stand. Oregon Is often referred to city is a model, but remove Dowie's very successful six months’ term. the ladder with his load of bricks, and After school is out she and her hus While every possible safeguard as "the place where it rains all the nonsensical religion and there re was picked up by his sympathetic fel band wi'l take np their residence in lows : "Did the fall hurt ye, Pat?” should ba thrown about the probate time.” A more erroneous idea of mains nothing to hold his zealots to Eugene. said one to the half conscious man. of wills- the people making them the rainfall of the state Is impossible. gether in bis model City of Zion. Lee Harsh burger came up from Au " Faith,” came the whispered answer, " It's not the failin’ that hurt me, but the have gone beyond the reach of inquiry Eugene at the upper end of the rora last Friday to work for the Wal stoppin '. ” as to the*r intentions in case of doubt valley, has an annual rainfall of ters Milling Company. It sounds like an Irish "bull” but it Gave Sensations of Death. —still it seems that the bequest to 42 inches. Chicago has 34 inches, George Jordan left here last Friday isn't. It is profound philosophy. How A New York dispatch of April 1 for cbe Soliders’ Home at Roseburg. Bryan by a’New llavon, Connecticut, St. Louis 41, New Orleans, (X), Gal gives a message as it were from the He was accompanied by his eon, El capitalist, has much solid groun tod veston 48, Nashville 54, Cincinnati grave- the words of Dr. Truax, who mer, and T A. Fountain. sustain it, if not law. The will refer 42, Washlngon City 43, New York was stricken at the side of an operat J. D. Mays informs us that be is red to “the sealed letter which will and Boston 46 inches. ing table at Bushwick hospital going to move hack to Fairview next be found with my will " The identi The following table, prepared by and died within ten minutes. He week. ty of the letter is not questioned, the the for ecast officials at. Portland, The insurance agents from McMinn spent every second of that time in contest resting on the provision of Ore., shows the average monthly describing to fellow physicians for ville came up to ajdust tbe loss in the fire which occurred some time the Rhode Island statue that every cllmatlo conditions as recorded by the sake of the science he loved, the ago. paper that is testamentary must be the Uuiced States weather bureau at mental and physical characteristics of A Mormon missionary was in our attested by three witnesses in each Albany, Ore., for a period of five the last minutes of the life lost in such midst part of the week. Wonder if other's presence. It is a peculiar rul years: a manner. His last words were those he was working for Smoot? ing of the court that there was noth From 1898 to 1902, Incluisve— of endearment aud blessing for the Kaiu- Mean ing descriptive uf the letter in the family ha was leaving. Stimulants fall. Temp. will when that instrument referred to were administered and witbin five "the Sealed letter which will l>e found J a Hilary ................. .................. 5.35 42.4 minutes Dr. Truax opened bis eyes .................. 5.23 44.1 February ............... with try will." And the autbentic- and whispered : ................ 4.79 46.0 March REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. ’ Itv of that sealed letter is not ques There is no use trying to save me. Eliazbetb C and W J Thomason tioned, nor was any other letter found April......................... ................. 2.99 62.0 1 am dying, my friends, from acute to 'V A Wilkinson. 1 acre in tp 17, a May ......................... ............... 3.09 67.4 therewith. dilatiou of the heart. Listen, Dr r 4 w. 1700. June ....................... ................ 1.54 63.1 Herriman, aud I will give you my J J and J 11 Joues to J S Medley; I ................. 0.33 68.1 sensations. it is uot a pleasant condition over July . . . one half acre in Wm Shield’s do- j Then Dr.Herriman and Miss Elling nation claim. 8250. la Corea where through the disturbed August..................... ................. 1.02 66.8 Geo W aud Nancy Welder to Sarah 2.27 61.3 son listened aud tbe dying mau said; couditiou of atfairs crows are being September ............. Baker; lot 6, blk 16, Packard’s ad . October ................... .................. 3.01 53 0 My body feels like the waves upon eaten in some instances—that Is when tbe ocean. It seems to be lising and to Eugene. 82350. many a man who has fallen into bad they can catch the crow. Still they November............... .................. 8.30 47.2 Myer A Kyle to Susanna Matilda habits realizes that it's the »topping that pitching about. My agony is inde December ............... ................. 6.28 43.2 would be tough eating, we should scribable. My heart seems pounding Chapman; lots 1, 2 and 3, blk 57, hurts How many a good liver who has suddenly been brought up short by an think. The story is told of a mau eat against its walls. My heart is burst Chicago ad to Florence. $350. aggravated case of stomach disease real Total........................ ................44 20 Fred Fisk, sheriff, to W Niebels; izes that it’s the stopping that hurts. ing. My lungs feel as if they were ing a crow ou au election bet. When 7 acres in tp 18, s r 12 w. Tax deed. , The falling is easy enough and the sen he tluisheil it one of the onlookers sation pleasant. That downward route MARI AGE LICENSE. Ths Pullman Company has nous too mous visa. The action of the heart asked him how be liked crow. The I markaa by late lunches of lobster or is now not so Intense. 1 seem to lie Francis M Lorimer and Katie Dell i veldt rarebit, washed down with a stim- reply was that while he could eat ( soon decided to get rid of stuffy losing the faculty of sensation. My riating drink, was a very pleasant one Hise; Chas A Hardy, witness. sleeping cars, at least so far as prac crow he didu't "hanker arter It." heart is barely moving. 1 am dying, to travel. But to coma hard up against NOTARY PUBLIC. Watare’s punishment of dyspepsia, which Ince upon a time a Eugene loser of ticable. Owing largely fa sanitary my friends. Give my love to my wife The notarial commission of WT stops all pleasures of eating and drink an election dinner bet was more than ! considerations, they have adopted a and children, it is the end. Kaiser is filed with tbe county clerk. , ing, is the thing that hurts. surprised when the waiter brought new standanl sleeper which little re nx vat to hxalts DECLARATION PAPERS. Ta-Le-Ka-Pa Ni, a Lapwai squaw, him a p,after on which was a crow semble» the ornate cars built a few D J N MacLennan, a subject of the |s paved with good intentions. When placed on its lack with toes turned years ago. The new standard is se has taken as a husband a white man King of England, files bis declaration there is an over-full feeling after eating, with bloating and belching, the disco:- up, garnished with dog's fennel and verely plain and is devoid of all with a name suggestive of something of Intending to become a United ’ fort leads the man to say, "I must do something for thia ' stomach trouble ' ” accoirpanied by stumped loath « -croll and grill work. The upholstery forbidden to 1 ndians — Sherry. How States citizen. But after a time the discomfort passes off crackers. Appreciate it, though a of the cur hss t een reduced material ever, the Indian, buck o« squaw, pre and he does nothing. Sometimes l e The Idaho State University paper, does worse than nothing by taking some ly aud all the angles possible have fers alcohol to such light-waisted the University Argonaut, takes time great | ia.tie.il joker hluiaelf? Of thing to "settle the stomach * which, by been taken from the car. Imported dri ks as sherry. to discuss fashion, tbe parting of tbe giving temporary relief, encourages him Course not! The losing hurt him bail to greater delay in taking the proper mohair Iris la en adopted as a stand- female hair engaging its attention : ’ treatment for the diseased stomach. Pal enough. >rd curtalr, and tie elitl'e itisigu and I ho inhabitants of the Russian Perhaps one of tbe craziest crazes liative pellets, powders and tablets may laceration and furnishing is planned islands near Vlsdtvostock do not which ever apppeared to th“ humilia relieve for a time, but they won’t cure. They can’t cure. Suppose you saturate He.trst in Boston. ntli a view to facilitate tl.e woik of «iint to see any Japan* se. They have1 tion of any university is the Revival the garbage in a barrel with cologne; eaning the car uiij pieveutltig the been ord« ted to kill their cattle and j of tbe obsolete fad, by the females, of there will be a sweet odor in place of a ■. * * » new ì teeret The foul one until the strength <>f the cologne i gemi». All Pullman «ork-deei lu the event of a Jap parting tbeir hair in the middle. is used \;p, then the foul smell is worse > it .1 it* twenty-font tì li ’ HtO! . V paper i Although this ancient custom exng than eaer. an 1 though perfumes max in* will in» 1 mit ou the same plan anese landing. This is to prevent 1 Hk’»'* hi the flrM i> ne, nlmoet belt gt rates the personal I < auty of rome change the odor o. garbage they can’t uu up In dieplHj ‘tni after t 1 !■ Mme pattern so ttml the enemy taking them lor food. of its advocates. i’ ertalnly pictures arrest the decay. Underneath the per of nbiu v hat 1 n nn who uMfurmlty la equipment will le It i.* tnl a pleasant prosper* for to an innocent onlooker how many of fume decay goes along u a hindered. It's H1I»• 1 .1 the fair seis must ‘avelonkel an with the foul and disease 1 stomach. ec m <ttain«d. nt the inhabitants. • knot Tl.e thinp« that "settle the «toniach” whin nit ■ • lr nearest t <e •»—8 « — • ’ • • ■» »-»TVS» •C’ ' '■ • - •- Elmira Notes. PAT’S PHILOSOPHY. Courthouse Items wks..I, W.W. toOlssFl't VM « •* Burntujc Thought«. Hi« mind with burning thoughts was filled. His an<ry mood could not be st eyed. His words with indignation thrill-d, "That gas bill’s wrong, but must bs paid." —Washington Star. Couldn't Understand Kt. Uncle Josh—I see that Mrs. Richman gave a dinner with 100 covers. Aunt Mlrandy—Dew tell! What on airtb did she want with so many ta blecloths?-Town aud Country. Contempt. His Daughter—You don't thiuk much of the count, papa? Mr. ColdplunkH—Think much of him?’ I’d as soon see you marry a Wall street lamb!—Neu York Times. An Egyptian Marketer. An Ethiope went up to Cairo To look at some figs, not to buy, though.. So he said. "All I’ve seen Are too ripe or too green. I wanted to buy. not to die, though!” —Lippincott’s Magazine. The Opera Cure. Crawford—His wife vowed she would1 not talk to him any more. IIow did be cure her? Crabsliaw—Took her to tbe opera.— Town Topics. Reducing the Estimate. Upgardson—What do you say are tbe three essentials to a home? Atom — There are only two—dollar» and sense.—Chicago Tribune. The Change In Ideals. Youth wants to write fiis name up high. Fame's golden scroll to deck. But age is glad to write upon The bottom of a check. —Judge. No Permanency. Cltlmnn—Do they keep a servant girl? Subbuls—Oh, certainly not. Hut as soon as one leaves they engage anoth er.—Philadelphia Press. which is progressing steadily toward the chronic stage. HAVE YOU REACHED IT? Have you reached that point when i-ou ve had to stop eating what you iked ? Are you living on toast and tea. or oatmeal—crackers and milk, coveting the good things you don't dare eat ? Do you go to the table dreading the penalty of the meal and its after suffering ? Yon- can be cured so that you can eat any thing you want, eat it with appetite and digest it properly. Here's the proof : " I was a great sufferer with dyspepsia for over two years, and I was a complete physical wreck,” writes Mr. Preston F Fenstermacher, of Egypt, Lehigh Co.. Pa. " Had many torturing, gnawing and aching pains—I think about all that a dyspeptic has or ever could have. I also suffered much with constipation. I tried many different medicines which were recommended to cure the trouble, but these only made me worse and my con dition was more sluggish and weak than before. My stomach was in such a weak condition that the least and easiest kind of food to digest would get sour in my stomach, and I had such a weak and debili tated appearance that it seemed as if I had hardly any blood in my whole body. Muscles were soft and flabby, circulation poor and slow. Suffered greatly from cold hand» and feet. At last I came across an advertisement of Dr. Pierce’s. I read it through and thought to myself this firm must have some sympathy with suffering humanity. I wrote to them for a ques tion list blank, which X filled out and returned to them, stating my symp toms and pains. To my great surprise I received by return mail the best and most substantial ad vice that I ever before read. This advice gave me the greatest confl- dence in the World’s Die- pensary Medical Associa tion. even so great that I at once left off all formes remedies and tried Dr Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and * Pleasant Pellet».’ I used about eight vials of th» • Pellet» ’ and ten bottles of the ’ Discov ery ’ which brought me back to my former state of health.” TO BE KEPT IN MITO. Let every person who has some slight disorder of the stomach keep this in mind : What hurts the stomach hurts the whole body and every part of it. Ths body is sustained by food when di- gestsd and converted iuto nutrition. But when the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition are diseased the food eaten cannot be properly digested, the nutrition of the body fails, with the natural result of weakness. Hence the lose of flesh, the run down condition, the "weak” heart, sluggish liver, " weak” kidneys and other diseases which are a direct result of the diseased condition of the stomach. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cures diseases of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition. It enables the perfect digestion and assim ilation of food, and therefore the proper nourishment of the body. By its use lost flesh is regained, weakness gives place to strength, and the body is buil» up with sound flesh and solid muscle. YOUR HOME LIBRARY has i place that can be filled to advant- a -■ Me I- er. T’ is medical wot-. -nt • over one thousand large pages a: . re than 700 illustrations, 1« «ent /• ■■>« receipt of stamps to pay expense . . . v.l z thirty- one one-ceut -tarn: - for the cloth-bound volume or on tv nty-one stamps fee the book tn wsper covers. Address Dt U. \ : er - '■« N Y