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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 21, 1903)
++♦+♦♦+++++++ Just tbe material to ten» th» ,7^ tbe New Orleans Times Democrat. purpose. n’8> GOOD She thought she wanted pearls and At English universities, xB1. corals and jeweled daggers and one undergraduate In his tlrut ynt * Here Is one of the greatest curiosities afternoon about a week ago. with iteen known for centuries as » -J? in church architecture. The edifice these luring ber along tbe quaint, sun man." which recent Oxtort stand« tn Eicbwaid. Bohemia, the ny length of the "quarter,” she enter lta Idiotic love for making , Idyllic health rewort near Tenlitx 4.++4.4.+++4-+-Ì-W-++ + + »♦»♦♦♦♦♦ ed a shop—dingy, dusty and of de versal termination, turns into Ncboenaau, which is the property of the lightful promise. In the process of er.” Across the Atlantic millionaire Prince Clary-Aldriugen. An Ingenious chemist baa made tbe "nosing” about with a veiled eye for Some time before the Civil War, and similarly used, while » During a visit last year in Venice be claim that tbe average butnau l>elng "finds" she came upon a broken plate while he resided in Southern Illinois, student is dublxsl a "sopbun^. saw the beautiful ebureh of tbe Ma Is worth about $1N,3OO from tbe chem filled with old-fashioned souls and be John A. Logan once found it neces name unknown on this »id». ' 1 Ada has married one man out donna dell' Orta and was so charmed ical standpoint. His calculations are gan half idly picking them over. Pres At German universities men sary to doubt ti>e veracity of a man of a thousand. He — Well, how many with Its architectural perfection and based on tbe fact that tbe human ently she chancer! upon one for a fob considerably older than himself, and In a variety of strange nan«. did you expect her to marry? artistic excellence that he commis body contains three pounds and thir peculiarly odd, a beauty of antiquity, told him so. "Don’t you call me a liar, of the chapters of Longfellow i g, sioned the Venetian architect, I ’ lotro Ethel — I didn't know that your Aunt with its heavy carved gold ring. “ I'll teen ounces of calcium; and calcium, sir," said tlie man. excitedly; “I have perlon" the reader may make a» v let you have that very cheap,” the Dorothy was married. Reggie—Well, Blgaglla, to have an exact fac simile just now, is worth $300 an ounce. a reputation to maintain, and I mean quaintance of the Nasty Fous, she Is. I guess 1 know, 'cause I went man said. "It ’ s a locket as well An* Tbe last discovered and most distant to maintain it If I have to do It at the wise freshmen; Brunders, or of great planets, Neptune, extended has a piece of hair inside. It’s funny to her funeral!—Lippincott's. point of a pistol." "Oh,” I»ogan is term men; mossyheads, old oim ll( sort of hair, gold and brown, an* al She lost her head when be proposed, tlie solar system more than one thou mild to have calmly retorted, "That princes of twilight. Most ot ways seems to me like it’s alive. I but be, a trifle bolder, made search sand million miles. Prof. George won’t be necessary. You maintain your sound delightfully meaningless. can’t sell it and that hair in it. Most for It distract«*dly, and found it on his Forties is seeking an even more dis teputition all right every time you tell Is one of the recognised beautia t people don't want to keep hair and shoulder.—Philadelphia Record. tant planet, so confidently that be has cunt terms. a lie." won’t take it out because it’s bad Rooney—Where did ye git th’ black actually luiuel it Victoria, and lie ex A colored barber thus explained to luck. The ring has some letters cut eye, Molke? Clancy—Why, Tim Do pects that it will be found alsiut 10,- the canals of E urope Senator Hoar his reason for resigning on it. you see. IL W. W.” lan's Just back from his honeymoon— Ui«>.000,000 miles from tbe sun. from a certain African church: "I This Means of TraB.p.rta,iM "R. W. W.,” exclaimed the lady, t'otton growing has lately attracted “my brother’s initials; how strange!” an' 'twas me advised Tim f git mar- Jlned that ebu’eh en good faith, and galninii Lona*Lost Prs,tiu * rled.—Judge. much interest in Paraguay, and many de fust yeah 1 give $1(1 to'ds the stated "Well you are tbe first person I’ve “In nearly all the commercial _ “Don't you think that woman's inquiries have been addressed to our ever been able to find that had ’em gospel, all’ all de chil’ch people calls tries of Europe,” says l't|W J* "Clever! Why, she's so Consul at Asuncion about American in any part of the family. Nobody clever?” me 'Brudder Dickson.’ De second Consul Hosstield In an official nZ, all her clothes cotton gins, presses, tires, baling, and wants to buy it. I'll let you get a clever she can make yeah me biziness fell off. en 1 give $5; , "the canal seems to be ^«2* so forth. Tbe native cotton of Para bargain on it. I’d have melted the without other women knowing it!"— en all de ehu'eh people dey call me long-lost prestige. Germtay guay grows on tall bushes, approach ring for gold long ago, but I never Brooklyn Life. 'Mistah Dickson.’ lie third yeah I pended during the last ten yetr, ing the size of small trees, and is roil- could git up tbe courage to take out Hhe—1 trust, Jack, our marriage will feel so pohly dat I don't give nuthin’ dreda of millions of marks torthr- These that there hair. Somehow it wouldn't not be against your father's will. Jack sequent)/ difficult to pick, t'll for preaching', ell all de ehu'eh peo- structlon of artificial water .-u^. buslies produce during from seven to let me.” —I'm sure I hope not. It would be pie dey |>ass me by en say, 'Dat ole and Austria will expend duriig2 ten years. Tbe question of planting The woman opened the locket and mighty hard for us if he should change After dat I quit niggali Dickson.’ next nine years no less than 3354« American cotton in Paraguay is under there was the little shining curl seem it.—Town and Country. ’em.” (MM) crowns ($(2>.975.000| fortlifep* discussion. ing still to vibrate with a beautiful Chlminy—How much ft*r dat dia A well-known profes nor, having pose, while Italy seems to n» 4^ A new illuminating material has fresh life that must have crumbled to mond ring in dere—de big one? Jewel boarded a few weeks with a farmer mined not to remain far liehiM |> I ecu discovered by Herman Blau, the dust many years since. er—Four hundred dollars. C'hlmmy— who was in the habit of taking a few Improvement of Inland navigxtlsi. Bavarian chemist. It is made from "Well, I’ll come in before I go and Say. Mag. would yer sooner hev dat cost nearly $50.000. The cost of mate summer guests Into his bouse to help "About two years ago the 1^ the sanctuary constructed, and In of oil gas. By a process of rectification see.” she said, and went on her search er a plate uv ice cream? Venice. The various parts of the build rial and the wages paid to architects pay the rent, decided to spend his va government appointed a romnnuiaj., the methane an I hydrogen contained for pearls. But the thing haunted her Snapp—He’s got a scheme for mak- and builders runs over $300.000. The cation th»re again this year. In noti Investigate and report upon th» uh» In it are separated from tlis gas. and, and finally impelled her. so she says, Ing money that seems to be all right ing were made of Veronese marble and prince’s fad Is a costly one. but to fying tlie farmer of ills Intention, he ability of establishing a systeggf* Italian plaster, carefully numl»er«-d and by a pressure of 40 atmospheres, are to write to her brother describing It. in theory. Skrapp—Huh! All men with his critics who aver that he could have wrote: "There are several little mat tional waterways in the northern ¡>g- reduced to the liquid form. In steel “If you want tbe thing I’ll bring it to theories are fools. Snapp—Indeed? packed in thousands of boxen. These saved at least $150.000 he replies that ters that I desire changed, should my of the kingdom. This i<otnmiMka receivers. Tbe new compound can lie you.” she wrote. He sent her an Im That's your theory, is it?—Philadel were shipped to Elchwald. where an be considers the extra amount well family decide to pass the vacation at ommends the establishment of 1 * other architect was employed to super used iu tlie place of petroleum, alco mediate reply. “Get the ring at all phia I-edger. spent for art's sake, and that be be your house. We don't like the maid work of inland water courses of 1 ton intend the putting together of all the hol and acetylene, and it is said to costs. Mother says it is father's and Briggs—It's too bad about Winkle parts according to the original plan. lieves he could not have secured an Mary, Moreover, we do not think a length of 2,112 miles. This great»« give a light of a beautiful color, pref the hair that of his mother. It was and the girl he’s engaged to. Neither The freight on the boxes and the cart exact counterpart of the Venice church sty so near the bouse is sanitary.” can lie achieved the more easllj» given to him with her blessing when erable to that of the eleetri- light. of them Is good enough for the other. age from the depot to the church site in any other way. This is what be received In reply: cause northern Italy has already l.r Tbe German government has erected he was a boy and he bad treasured it Griggs—What makes you think tlxat? "Mary has went. We halnt bad no miles of navigable rivers and dearly. ” a new lighthouse on Helgoland, in “Well I've been talking the matter hogs aence you went away last Sep and these can be connected with <ts Fifty three years ago the father had CONCEIT OF THE SOMALI. CHIEF JUSTICE ALVER8TONE. which a return has lieen made from ' over with both families."—Life. tember.” other by a system of auxiliary na» come south to Mobile and tbe seal the Fresnel lenses and prism* of oth Rudyard Kipling once visit) d the of a total length of less than« "This is a pretty time of night for His Vote Settled Houndary Question His Good Opinion« of Himself Are the fob with Its locket had been stolen er modern lighthouses to tbe old form late Cecil Rhode« at Lekkerwrijn, , one miles. The commission estimate in America's Favor. that girl next door to l>e playing the Subject, of His Honits. of paralsilic reflector with a power by a superstitious black, who, discov piano!” remarked an indignant lady The settlement of the Alaskan boun Perhaps tbe most remarkable charac of his fruit farms at Paarl. South Afri- total cost of the proposed imptw ful illumination In the focus. Tbe il ering the hair, was afraid of the ill- to her husband. “Oh, she's no respec- dary dispute in favor of the Americans One morning Rhodes ’ went ments at $22,774,000. teristic of the natives of Somaliland Is ca. luck and a possible hoodoo and left luminator Is an arc light, with a cur tor of time! You can tell that from Is due to I/ord Chief Justice Alverstone. their unt>ounded. preposterous conceit. round his farm before breakfast. 1 leav- “The main line of the proposed ip It In a bundle on the doorstep of that rent of 34 amperes, and an estimated who voted with ing his guest, who was not so ener- < the way she's playing!” rejoined he. tern would be a canal connertk Englishmen who know their language same old curio shop. candle power of 30,000,000. Tbe re the Americans for Time went cn, and Venice with Milan and Turin, .trot» Husband—Where did you get that have l>ewi appalled by It. When water getlc, behind. So flfty-three years afterward the volving reflectors are parabolic glass all the points sideboard? Wife—At an auction, for ing his camel or his hors«* the Sotrall Rhode« did not appear. Hunger soon canal would connect Milan trfth A mirrors, silvered on the back, and no granddaughter found by accident the claimed by them $1<X). Husband—Awful! 1 could have encourages the animal to drink by roused Kipling to action, and In a logna and a third Bologna with Vtm her precious little relic, preserve«! for protection against tlie weather is pro except two. This bought the same thing for $50. Wife chanting to it In a monotone. It is at short time he was very busy on his It is further proposed to open uh until now by tbe Intangible protection vided in front of the light has been a bone —Well, I wasn't going to let that worn such moments of extemporary effusion own account. As Rhodes returned he land water course from Venice to tk of the glinting curl of hair. of contention be- Prof. II. II. Thurston, of Cornell an across the way outbid me.—Brook that the man shines in all Ills glory. found his trees bearing a new kind Austrian frontier, for which putyw tween the two rnlverslty, calls attention to a curious LEAVING THE HOME. lyn Life. The subject matter may be the experi of fruit In the shape of placards, in the rivers Stella, Cort» and Aan countries for many variety of nickel-steel alloys, recently ences of the day s march, the virtues of scribed in huge black letters with could be utilized. He—Tlie astrologer described years and would Invented in France, which he thinks Desolation That Reign« After the Chil the animal l>eeide him, tbe charms of “Fanllne!” "We are starving!” "Feed "An Improved system of water exactly and said that I should marry dren Have Gone Ont Into Life. still be unsettled may have more Importance for tbe On reaching tlie front door ways would be a powerful wtlmultun bis latest wife, or his own prowess in us!" etc. Once we heard a num who was well you. She—Don't you think It wus a but for the agree world than tbe form of nickel steel he was confronted with the following, advanced lu life, the father of a large waste of money to consult him? He— ment between Am some bloodless tribal raid. By great in still larger type: "For the Human the farms and factories of nortben that has given us the modern armored good f< rtune the f Rowing llti ral tra ns- Italy, enabling manufacturers to ta family of children, d«*scant, with Why? She—1 could have told you ALVKMTONE. bassador Herbert bnttleship. The new alloys are prac moistened eyes and quivering lips, up the same thing myself If you had and Secretary Hay, signed In January, lation of one of these chants or eoiiga Race—Breakfast tones the mind, in lect their raw materials and fuel srift tically non dilatable—tliut is, tbeir di vigorates the body. It has sustained less labor and expense, and opoiif on the loneliness which broods over asked me! under which each country appointed came into my possession, and I insert thousands; it will sustain you. mensions do not alter with ordinary See more distant and more profltable mt- it without any comment: a home when the children have all Man Dressmaker — Well, what now? three commissioners. Those of the changes of temperature. Thus a pen that you get it.” Then in the house, on kets for both Industrial and apioi gone out from It. We couldn’t under Apprentice—I have discovered a way United States were Ellhu Boot, Senator “ Will you see a man? Then behold dulum of constant length can be made, stand what this perturbed father to make a womau's dress so that she Lodge and ex-Senator George F. Turn me! I am a Somali, as perfect in size every available wall, he came across tural products. and already the new material Is em “It is worthy of note that melt meant. We reckon thia la one of thoae will look like a hump backed baboon er, and the representatives of Great and f, rtn as Adam was after God had other mysterious placards. In more and ployed in making clocks and watches more pathetic appeal: “Why die when the canals which it is proposed if heart truths—one of those verities of with bat's wings. Man Dressmaker—I to run true In liotti winter and sum a little breakfast prolongs life?" larg make use of in this national syitm t life wlilch can not l>e fully ltnagln«*«! Glorious! It will become the rage.— mer. For measuring instruments of er and larger grew the type: "It is waterways were constructed oartj nor sd<*qiiately descrllied, but to I m * New York Weekly. precision, like those employed in geo late, It Is still later," leading at last 500 years ago and that one of them is realized must be personally experi "It Is her proud boast that she has detic surveys, these alloys are partic into the little breakfast room, where known to have been equipped with lift enced. We have lately lifted the veil never heard an opera In her life." "You ularly suited. The Inventor, Monsieur he found Kipling reading hts paper locks as early as 1497.” ami taken a peep, just a peep Into thia must I e mistaken. She Isn ’ t a Puritan Guillaume, Is also experimenting with in peaceful innocence, but very hun sombre realm of experience, and a at all. but quite a ga.v society girl.” nickel-steel as n substitute for the car- gry. It did not need much ingenuity GROUSE IS A CLEVER BIRO l faint Idea begina to dawn dimly* ppon “That s just it. She never go«*s to the l>on filament of the ordinary incandes to guess the author of these broadside«. us ns to wbat that father meant. To opera except as one of a box party. cent lamp. It Evade» th» Hunter brTrkkatta feel the thrill of parentage, to listen —Philadelphia Press. Display Its Intellistace. TRIALS OF THE NEWCOMER. to the sweetest music that ever charm SHE KNEW JO8H ALL RIGHT. He (as they were seated In a quiet It has 100 tricks of defense. It vi ed human cure—<he *oolng and the nook n«*ar the links)—Are you quite Lucky If He F»cap<*» Harsher Fata sometimes lie still until the hunter a Is Witness Not st All Reluctant to Than a Nickname. prattle of innocent childhood—to share sure we have never met before tilts within a yard of it. then soar straigk Hpsok Oat. In the later glory of the romp, to season? She—Yee. quite positive. He The Instinctive attitude toward upward in his front, towering like i "Now, madam.” said tbe counsel for wntcli with Increasing ho<>e and pride strangers of people in self-contained woodcock; again, it will rise for? e defendant to a little, wiry, black the budding and b'c-Momlng of these —And you haven’t a sister? She—No; communities, in which there is but lit yards away, and the sound of its wmp ed fidgety woman, who had been flowers of the family, to have the why do you ask? He—Well. I’m posi tle coming and going, is one of hostil is his only notice of Its presence. It minoned in a case, “you will please tendrils of the heart entwined and in tive I hugged that blouse before, some ity. says the London Globe. Traces of will cower upon a branch under »M ve your evidence in as few words as tertwined almut these objects and nf where. this feeling—a survival, surely, from he passes, and Iris cap will not be nr "Aren’t there some jealousies in your Nslble. You know the defendant?” fectlon like Ivy. creeping luto every the days of the tribal or village com than a foot below It as be goes, ui progressive euchre club, ’ ' "No. in- "Know who?" crevice of a wall, ami then I m * com munity—are still to be found even in though it has seen him approaching t "The defendant—Mr. Joshua Bagg?” pelled to turn from tbe contemplation de si.” answer)«! young Mrs. Torklns; ninny places where the immensely in will remain quiescent in frightful tat "Joab Bagg? I do know him. and of these pretty pictures to that iHithet- "when we buy prizes we are always creased facilities for intercommunica until his back is turned. It will h* careful to select things that no one 1 k no wed bls father before him, ami ic creation, “Breaking Home Ties," tion have broken up and almost abol then, and when he has slewed himMif I don't know nothin* to the credit of which hangs on the walls of so many really wants, so that the winner will ish«! tlie old isolated modes of life. hurriedly around be will catch oily I not be an object of envy."—Washing either of 'em. and I don't think—” memories, to have these Idols of the There are still old world rural parts glimpse of a brown, broad sing hr ton Star. "We don't want to know what you home go out, one by one, until evary where those who come from or belong think, madam. Please say ‘yes' or 'no' "Light In the window” Is gone, und the Mr. Kidder—Ah. bow tier <1»>, doctor! away. to other districts are generally styled Wounded and falling in the open, i to my questions.” luills of the old home are deserted, If you have a few minute« to spare "furriners.” But this is really a sur will be found—If it is found at *U- "Wliat questions?” snd the music of many voices Is hush I wish you would come over to my vival of inediaevalism. "Do you know Mr. Joshua Bagg?” ed and the fireside Is no longer glnd house nnd chloroform my youngest with the telltale speckles of its brvtf Connected with tlie old hostile atti against the trunk of some brown w "Don't I know him, though. You dened by the dear, familiar faces. ,ind boy. Dr. Price—What Is the matter tude toward the outsider is the custom, against which Its feathers »re tn<l» ask Josh Bagg if he knows ine. Ask the IhNue coming gets no more the with the lad? Mr. Kidder—Oh, his which is found all over the world, of tinguishable, and the black ruff iW him if he knows anything ataïut try- mother wants to comb his hair. — Har coveted greeting, ami the places at the dubbing the newcomer, whether to the neck of the male will be W Ing to cheat a poor widow like me out table are vacant, ami ttu* cradle nnd per’s Bazar. eovntry or town, or profession, with a against the darkest spot of the h»rt of $25. Ask—" Creditor—"See, here! Now the high chair anti the aelxml Isioks "Madam. I—” nickname, humorous or satirical. In Often it will double like a fox: oft» you ’ ve come In for some money and the souvenirs are all put away, "Ask him whose orchard lie robbed the far West of America or Canada he as man draws near. It will springn°i* and father and mother read In «nch don’t you pay my bill?" Slopay last and why he did It In tbe night? who comes fresh from the East or lessly into some spruce and hide unC- others eyes the mutual story, and two talnly—er—I beg pardon—what Is your Ask his wife, Betsy Bagg. if she from Enrols* is a “tenderfoot.” Orig lie passes, dropping then to the gtooi name? ” Creditor — “ Ziegler." Slopay full hearts find themselves in empty knows anything alsiut alippin' Into a inally. no doubt, the name was almost and continuing Its feedikg: often* — “ Sorry, but you'll have to wait. I'm rooms, at a time when tbe frail Imrque. nelghltor's Held and milkin’ three cows tossing upon a restless sea, most needs paying my creditors In alphabetical Britain were Lord Chief Justice Alver breathed Into him his immortal soul. literally true. A backwoodsman, or It will decline to take wing, *• on the sly. Ask--” stone. Sir I-oula Jette. Lieutenant Gov 1.00k how beautiful my curly hair Is, frontiersman, is a tolerably tough and unhurt, and will run fast for x strong oarsmen, and dim eyes most order.”— Philadelphia Press. "IxMik here, madam—” hardened individual, and a newcomer mile—so fast that tbe most exp* "No," said the fair proprietor of the ernor of Quebec, and A. B. Aylesworth. m*ed the supplement of dearer vision, and how majestic I look when wrapped "Ask Josh Bagg about that uncle of Under the terms of the treaty it was from head tq foot In my snow-white or from more civilized parts would prob woodsman will l>e unable to keep po* and the tottering limbs most need sup refrigerator heart, "I cannot l>e your bls that died In prison. Ask him about port—ah, this Is part, just a small wife, but I'll be a sister to you." not possible for the commissioners to Jungle-colorvd tobe, although there I h * ably find he deserved the name of with it. This It will do only onJeG lettln' bls pore old mother die In the l»art of wbat the old man meant!— "Thanks, awfully," rejoined the youth transfer Dyra. Skagway, Juneau or sometimes only one pie (ft small piece “tenderfoot" before lie lind l>een long ground and never when snow workhouse, Ask Betsy Bagg altout on the tramp. But, of course, the epi tietray its tracks.- Outing. who was left at the po»t. "If there any other American city from Amer Marlon (Kan ) ReeortL of money) tied to it. My house Is the putting a l>lg brick Into a lot of butter la one thing I need more than another ica to British jurisdiction. But It did desert, and I am born a free man. Free thet soon gained a wider application, Origin of “Mrs. (»randy." she sold last spring —” Ideatlfird. It is an elderly slater to look after leave open the question whether the and became a label for a fresh arrival as the wind! I know m ither king nor In Morton's clever comedy. “Madam, I tell you—” British could get to tidewater. Thia mo and prevent me from making a fool There is a time In n small tmy's life of any kind. Another western name of the Plough.” Farmer Ashfleld, «th* • See If J< m I i Bagg knows anything when his universe bolds one glodlous [ of myself."—Chicago Daily News. had always been the Issue The treaty master I am as A>!am was. my own like meaning was "pilgrim." with his jug and pipe, is talking » mastiT and king. In tbe jungle I tend about feeding ten head of cattle on all central star around w hich paler stars A girl al»ut five years of age was went at some length into the claims In India for many a long year the his wife on her return from inarlrt the salt they could eat. and then let tamely revolve. It is of that time that wandering around the other day. when of both countries, but the main points my camels and sheep; my only lal>or is to watch them fe»d. In my kcrrlrT, newcomer has always lieen known as ting them swill down all the water a N**w York Tribune writer tells. “Well, dame, welcome a policeman eaple«l her. and asked. wen* base«! on the meaning of Articles my wife, my dear slave, docs all the a “griffin,” usually shortened to What new s does thee bring rroo tu-' drlv they could bold, just One of tlie fliMinclal magnates of the "Where you going, sissy?” "Going 111. an«l IV. of the Anglo-Russian “griff"; but no one has yet been able bee country la so Immersed In business that home." "Where la your home?" "I treaty of 1825. or. In other words, manual work, while tending my off- them into town and ket?" "What news, husband? What I f spring, and woe to her If she forgets to explain the origin of the term. what he's got to •a.v he cannot make the rounds of his can't find it." “Can't you? Then I'm whether the line of demarcation. In ac In the Malay peninsuln newly im ways told you. that Farmer «¡rund?’ to prepare my evening meal. The jedal cordance with the terms of the treaty, "That has nothing to the showplaces with any regularity. One afraid you are lost " "Oh. no. I ain't!" was to be drawn thirty marine miles (whip) shall then have its turn to make ported Chinese coolies are known as wheat brought five shillings > case. I want you to—' day. however he had an hour of Idle she promptly replied "I'm right here "Then there was old Axrael Bagg. ness. snd strolled through the great but home la lost. 1 w ish you'd l>e gixal from the coast of the Pacific ocean or her remember for next day. In such "sinkeys." but why we caunot say. more than ours did." from the headwaters of the Lynn and a state Is any man happier than 1?” Australia, of course, has its own nick own uncle to Josh, got kicked out of stables of one of his country estates. and And It for me ." "All the lietter foor be.'" names for the newcomer. When he "Ah! the sun seems to shine os I** other canals Into the Canadian lnterl >r. —Golden Penny. bls native town, and Betsy Ragg's own In a enmer he came upon a little boy Aunt Jane They tell me you took The British concession of agreeing to arrixes fresh from the old country he brother got ketebe«! In a nelgtitior's the head coachman's son—at play with fifty dollars of Mr Young's money at The Iron Pillar of Delhi for him. ” missus, as th* h*’** is a "new chum" or a "lime Juice" and pose "Come. come, three commlasbiners on each side with henhouse at midnight. Ask Joab—” The famous Iron pillar of Delhi Is a a fox terrier. They admired the terrier the card table last night. 1 did not out an umpire or referee was offset usually lM»ars the marks of his new the grace to thank God for prov** «"Madam, wbat do you know about for a while together, ami then the know that you ever gambled Nephew solid shaft of wrought Iron. Id inches ness thick upon him in the shape of times, dan’t thee grumble sbrn by the wtlllngnews of the United States this case?" In diameter, ami x»f a length that is financier said, casually: | That wasn't gambling. auntie. to hold tbe delltwratlon.« of the <-om - length that I» his clothes, the topics of his talk, and “I don't know a livin' thing 'about The Young was quite elated at the ham! mission In* London under the presiden variously reported “Do you know who I am?” The total total length length the like. If he goes inland or up the be unkindly a hit." it. but I'm aura Josh Bagg Is guilty, A*nd ”î"'asâure yon la from 4M to tut feet underground and “Yes, sir," said the child, "of course tie held, and I bet with him merely cy of Chief Justice Alvwsttme The country, as the Australians would say. whatever It Is. The fact Is. I’ve owe«! I do.” to give him a lesson not to trust too commission held Its first formal meet- above. Including a capital of 31^ feet butter was quite the and settles down on a sheep or cattle them Bagg«»» a grudge for the last Tlie pillar rental ns almut so cubic feet much to appearam-eo. Aunt Jane— I "Well, who am I?” Oh. that was It. was It? I thought' Ing In louden Reptember 3. and dift- of metal, and weighs about sevent«*en station, so as to get practlcnlly ac Market." fifteen years, and I got myself called "Re quiet, wool ye? Ahnyt "Why. you'rs the man that rtdes In posed of tbe mt Ire question In a up on purpose to get even with 'em. my father's carriages ” tons. The metal !s. of course, chsrreal quainted with the work on a large run. dinging Dame Grundy Into mJ ** you wouldn't be so wicke«! as to more than two months. an<! I feel I’ve done it."—laindon Tit- Iron, made directly from ore in small and thus learn the details essential to »vowi »,,, .... Grandy aayv gamble.— Boston Transcript. By tbe decision of this tribunal. Ix»rd ‘What will Grundy Mrs think?* •'«x* billets; but how it was welded up no successful sheep or cattle farming, he tvlll Prepared fi»r Coming Pleaaure. Mrs. Rita Chief Justice Alvreotone voting with is known nt first as a "colonial experi 1** quiet; let her alone. and hob»'»'*!' Toothsome Coal. "You know I promised to buy you • one can tell, as no rererd exists of any FOUND IN A CURIO 8HOP. A stroller through a Mg department tbe Americana. tbe l'nlt«sl States gets early method of dealing with great ence" or a "jackaroo.” wheel If you brought a good report all tbe territory It has always claimed. The application of nicknames Is not self pratty?"—Answers. from school. and here you have one store In the shopping district was as masses of wrought Iron. An Inserlp IMrana* Keeovarr of a Fao>ll» ■ »lie Th«* Portland canal, which Is an outlet After V(f«»-thr»a Year«. touiahed to <-ouie upon a generous hod tlon roughly cut or punched upon the worse than last month. What were confine»! to fresh immigrants in any The Ancient kages from British Columbia, is given to Can “After all. it's tbe wise id» column states that Rajah Dhara sub country or colony. The habit is found of anthracite standing on a counter. Truth la stranger than Action, to re you doing?” ada dued a people in the tbirdhu. named In existence in many other directions. can change his opinion." "Mercy me!" she ejaculated: "selling “t^anilng to ride a wheel." F11»- vert to the dm»-honored and worn Ion! Alverwtone. whose decision has Vahlikoa. and obtained with his own “But the nisest wen simp’r 1 coal right here In the middle of tbe In military ’lang a lecruit is a "rooky.” phrase and If aver an incident proved geode Blaetter. not met with favor in Canada, la the arm an undivided sovereignty on the and many other occupations have par store?” It the experience of a Chicago woman head of the highest judicial tribunal tn earth for a long period. The date of do it” We have dei-lded that when women Looking farther she saw a sign, allel nicknames for tbe novice, the In New Orleans recently does so to a "Why not?” get together, the only subject upon "$,'too a ton. gtssl to eat; not to burn." England, and has been since 18H0. For the tnwrtptlon has been referred to the "Be,-a use they're been raw hand, tbe greenhorn who is not satisfying »«tent ¡.Ike many who which thay agree Is that nothing will and discovered It was candy.- X.-V» twelve years prior to this he was At- third or fourth century after Chrtot. coms dow* from east and west, she I necessarily a simpleton. ’’Greenhorn" Tear.”—Philadelphia Tress torney Getterai stop tb»!r hair from coming out. but on this authorities are at variance. Itself was used in tbe seventeenth cen York Times. Ancient and Modern Toleae** flrat wantsd to see French market and We should ttnua that the word After a man gets a nl<e home, be Is tury as a name for a raw recruit when There are about roles*«* then she mads a happy, fanatical tour When w» have troubles we flt>J that When a woman la do longer able to "lave” would strike married people usually compelled to l«*ave It for sev- I "greener" Is commonly used In I >0 nd on this earth that hare performed J»®" of the curio and second hand shops one of the greatest of them la tbe make a man Jeal >ua »he luay a* <scU much like a whiff of r »king after on« end months In the year, and live at a I and pawn shops for souvenirs, says at the present time among sweating »rn time« There are m»ar H’*’’ "helpful talk” given ua. has bad too much breakfast. giva It up at a bad jot». ¡■our hotel at some mineral «prina. 1 employers as a term for newly arrived more that bare long been exti»* foreigners in search of worlg who ara £ Science AH’., vention CHURCH SHIPPED BY FREIGHT Short Q^torie$ *