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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 31, 1903)
Scrofula It is commonly inherited. few are entirely free from It. Pale, weak, puny children ara afflicted with it in nine cases out q< ten, and many adults suffer from it. Common indications are bunches In the neck, abscesses, cutaneous erup tions, inflamed eyelids, sore ear», rickets, catarrh, wasting, aud general debility. Hood’s Sarsaparilla and Pills Eradicate it, positively and absolute ly, This statement is based on the tbr*>isaiids of permanent cures these mediciuea have wrought. -My daughter had scrofula, with eleven ■ores on ber neck and about ber ears. Hood'a Sarsaparilla was highly recommended and abe took tt and was cured. She is now in good health.” Mas. J. H. Joaxa, Parker City. Ind. Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to ours snd keeps the promise. Crime Among Educated. Indeed the number of crimes com- mitted by the highly educated it» an alarming feature of the situation, The list of defaulting lxx>kkeei>ers. bank- tellers, clerks, and college graduates constantly lengthens, reflecting a lurid light upon the theories of those who attempt to account for the origin of all sin, vice, and crime by ignorance. Those w ho attribute all crime to intem perance are also silenced, since many prevalent crimes are incompatible with that vice, for they require the keenest intellects, the most concentrated atten tion.' It is noteworthy, also, that rep resentatives of the clerical, the legal, and the medical professions are furnish ing an increasing number of crimes of dishonesty, violence, and pollution of domestic life.—From James M. Buck lev’s “The Present Epidemic of Crime” in the November Century. Complete Brewing and Bottling plant, capacity three bbls per «lav. for Weiss Beer, Ale and Porter, in full operation, only one in Portland or Oregon. Long lease, low rent. Address ’‘Owner” or _______________ apply at C. H Pig gott, Lawyer. 4 Mulkey Building, Port land, Oregon HORGED SA.UE FOR SHF W. L. DOUGLAS •3.22 & *3 SHOES SB You cun »av» from $3 to $5 yearly by veering W. L. Dougin» $3.50 or $3 »hoes. They equal thone that have been cost ing you from 34.00 to $5.00. The im mense sale of W. L. Douglas shoes proves their superiority over all other makes. Sold by Retail shoe deniers everywhere. Look for name and price on bottom. That Do a Ml bn a«v« (or- onaColt prores there it value in Douvlaw bhoes. Corona is the highest grade Pat.Leather made. * Foolish Question. '^"Ttieh,” she asked, “would von rather have, immortality or riches”’ ‘HoW can you aak,” he returned, proudly, drawing himself up to his full height, “when you know that I aui writing popular novels.” — Chicago Record-Herald. ♦ ♦♦ I I I I « I s I > I I I t ♦♦ Mi« THIS DAINTY DAMS!I IS A WHISKY DRIMMIR OLf> - FAVORITES ■false Bank Cashiers. One hundred --------- and v.™ twenty-one men who were born ami reared at Owenton, Ky , have become cashiers of banks since setting out for thotuselve* in the world. This faet was brought out at the funeral of Walter S. Gaile, the cashier of a local bank, who died last week. A number of the surviving cash iers of the town were present on the oc casion . Mr Name la NorvaL My name is Noeval; on the Grampian hills My father feeds bis flocks—a frugal swain, Wboae eooatant cares were to increase his store. And keep bis only »on. myself, at home. For 1 bad heard of battles, and 1 longed To follow to tbe field some warlike lord; And heaven soon granted what my *ira denied. Her Nightly Habit. nil. moon which rose last night, round The Doctor—Is your wife a good aa tny shield, sleejicr, Mr. Stubb? not yet filled her horns, when, by Stable—Yea, pretty gtxxl. her light, The Doctor—Does she go to sleep as A band of fierce barbarians from tbe bills Rushed like a torrent down upou the soon as she touches the pillow? vale. Stubb—Well—er—she goes to sleep as soon as she touches my vest pocket. Sweeping our flocks and herds. shepherds fled —Chicago New s. For safety and for succor. I alone, With bended bow and quiver full of ar Turkish Proverbs. rows. W ith patience the sour grapes lie- Hovered about the enemy, and marked come sweet and the mulberry leal Tbe road he took; then hasted to my satin. friends, By the time the wise man gets mar Whom, with a troop of fifty chosen men, ‘ 1 ux-t a<ivan«jng. The pursuit I led. ried the fool has grow n-up children. Give a sw ift horse to him who tells Till we o'ertook the spoil encumbered foe. tbe truth, so that as soon as he has We fought and conquered. Ere a eword told it he may ride and escape. was drawn Be not so severe that you are blamed An arrow from tny bow bad pierced their for it, nor so gentle that you are chief. trampled upon for it. Who wore that day the arms w-hitdi now If you have to gather thorns, do it I wear. by the stranger's hand.—Mary A. Ma Returning home In triumph, I dledalned son in “In Lighter Vein” in the No- The ahepherd'a slothful life; and haviug heard veniber Century. That our good king had summoned his bold peers Future Anticipated. To lead their warriors to the Carron “Helen is a pretty bright girl.” side, “In what way?” I left my father’s houee, and took with “Why, last night I told her xlie had me her head on mv shoulder.” A chosen servant to conduct my steps— “What did she say, old man?” Yon trembling coward who forsook hie "Why, she said that wax nothing to master. what I would have on my shoulders Journeying with this Intent, I pawed these towers. when I got married.”—Chicago News. And. heaven directed, came thia day to do Physiological Error. The happy deed that gihls my buruble “It says in dis paper dat a feller wot name. broke out o’ jail was shot through de —John Home. V-i-t-a-l-s. Wot does dat mean?” “T’rough de victuals. Dey must Afton Water. Flow gently, sweet Afton, among tby have plugged him in de stuiuick.” green braes; "But dey had chased him two days Flow gently, 1’11 aing thee a •ong in thy an’ he hadn't had not’in’ to eat.” praise; “Den de paper’s wrong. It oughter My Mary's asleep by thy murmuring said he was shot t’rough de appetite.” stream, Flow gently, sweet Afton, disturb not Irresistible Combination. her dream. Miss White—So yo’ finally let <lat Sam Coal kiss yo’? Thou •bock-dove whose echo resound« through the glen. Miss Snow—Ya-as; de way he argi- fved Ah jist couldn’t he'p it. He said Ys wild whistling blackbirds in yon thorny den. ef Ail’d low him to kiss me lebben lapwing, tliy »cream- times he’d lie in de »ebbent* hebben Thou green-crested ing forbear; fob forty-foh minits. I charge vou disturb not my »lumbering John Bull has bv-en at some pains to gather figures about queer employ ments for women In bls domains, ami the result a are surprising. It appear* that In Euglaud and Wales aloue. there are nearly +4.000 women bootmaker*. 3.239 ropemakers. +.730 saddle makers. 5.140 who make a living by gardening. 3.880 butcher*. 27.707 who keep body and *oul together by tending bar. near ly S.OiK» bicycle maker*, and—the high est figure of all—117.<V4O tailor*. It ap pear* that there are female bailiffs, boatmen, boilermaker», bricklayer*. Iron founder*, plumtier», plasterer*, slaughterer* and veterinary surgeon* One woman tn the kingdom 1* set down a* a dock laborer, and auother Is a A PROMINENT CHURCH WORKER SATS SHE OWES HER LIFE TO PE-RO-NA any | Permanent improvement. Her treatment ha<l cost her hiinband who was a |MM»r man, humlre«ls of «lol ls r>. They ha<i lw*en obliged tn deny themselves many c<»mf«»rts of life in or der to get money enough to pay the physicians. The woman had lierome weak, ner vous and wretched, aial scarcely able to keep out of bed. Her c iildren were grow n4 up neglected ami ragged, Infause of the want < f a mother’s care. Her husband w as becoming discouraged ami broken down u ith overwork. Ticking up the paper one <lav she hap|s’netl to read an item which con tained the news that Dr. Hartman would treat such cast's fret* of charge by letter. She immediately wrote the doctor describing her case, ami giving him all her symptoms. She soon received a letter telling her exactly what to do, and what medi cines and appliances to get. She l»e- gan the treatment (the principal reme dy Iwing Penina) at once, ami in a few weeks she was well ami strong again, able to do her own work. Thia offer of free horn»* treatment to women is still op< n to all who may need the s<*rvices of this eminent phy sician. All letters applying for treat ment will Is* promptly answere«!, and be held strictly confidential. Miss \nnie Hoban, Post P«sahontas of Yeinasse»» Council of Hed Men (Woman’s Branch), writes from 872 Eighth \venue. New York: “Three months ago I was trouble«! w ith backache and a troublesome heavi ness about the stomach. Sleep brought me no rest for it was a rest less sleep. Tlu* doctor sai«l mv nervous system was out of order but his pre scriptions didn’t Hii’in to relieve me. 1 was told that Peruna was g«M>d for building up the nervous system. Af ter using it for two months 1 know now* that it is. 1 want to say that it made a new woman of me. The torturing symptoms have all disap|M‘ar**<l and I feel mys»df again. Peruna did me mon* go»sl than all the other m»*<lirines I have taken.” ANNIE HOBAN. I Unsportsmanlike. First Chaffeur—Puffer ought to lie put out of the auto club; lie’s no true sportsman. Second Chaffeur—Why, «hat’s the matter with Puffer? First Chauffeur — He runs people down promiscuously without even toot ing a horn. A regular pot-hunter. Where Squeeze» Occur. George — There is a pretty tight Catalog tris. W. L. DOIGLAS. Brorktsa. »safe squeeze in Wall street. Mayme—There are some pretty tight one»« in this street too. George—Why, there is no stock ex change in this street, is there? Mayme—No, but there are hamj “Holh my wife and myself have been mocks. ■•Ing CASCARETS and they »re tbe be.i medicine we bore ever bod tn tbe bouse Lssi Newport. week my wife was frantic wltb hesdsebe for two days, .he tried some of yourCASCARETS, Jaundice—I see by the papers that snd tbev relieved tbe psln In ber head almost Newport is ilkely to be abandoned Immediately Ws both recomm.nd Cascsreta Cass. STinavoao Pittsburg Sato a Deposit Co, Pittsburg. Pa shortly. Bilious — Shortly? Great Scott! Can Newport lx* more abandoned than CANDY it has been for the last ten years?— ■ CATHARTIC Tow n Topics. Part Color Eptltu uird. .________ pqurlltdat anp prier. Our 94 ______ Gilt Idqt lint cann C.__ t. Mho«, by __ mall. ", “ S& eeat. __________ extra. IlleXr.teS fair. How lofty, sweet Afton, tby neighboring bills. Far marked with rhe courses of clear winding rills! There daily 1 wander as noon rises high. My flocks and my Mary's sweet cot in my eye. How plenyant thy banks and green val ley» below. Where wild in the woodland, tile prim roses blow! There oft a« mild evening sweep, over the lea. The sweet scented birk shades my Mary and me. Thy crystal stream, Afton, bow lovely It glides, And winds by the cot where my Mary reside*; How wanton thy water, ber snowy feet lave. A. gathering sweet flowerets, ah* Item, thy dear wave! road laborer, while 279 are undertakers and 12 are shepherds. One bright little Irish girl, who man aged to escape the census altogether, has lately branched out for herself as a commercial traveler In whisky, and supposed to be the only woman "wills ky-drummer" In England. If not in the world. She Is Miss Victoria Short, daughter of a Tipperary property own er, whose reduced circumstance! on ae count of land agitation made it neeea nary for the girl to earn her own Uv I Ing. When given the offer abe hesitated. but finally accepted, and she has now become an object of much criticism and curiosity. She has succeeded so w**ll that she Is making a great suc cess of It. Oddly enough. Miss Short’s employer is a man named Tall. making sandalwood oil . Naw Froceaa Has Keen Dlacovcra«! Ha- cently Fnraly toy Accldant. One of tbe moat valuable of oils, both to tbe perfumer aud tbe pharma- clef, la that extracted from xaintel wood. Its discovery Is du«*, like otb«*rs of Importance, to accident, says th«* Saturday Evening Post Dr. David T. Hay of tbe United States e.eologtcal Society was making mhuc small cbein! cal experiments the other day on th, mantelshelf of hla otth'e In Washington. He had some crude petroleum from a Texas well and was ¡«Utting It througl various pro«'«*wsea. more for amusement than anything elae, win'll be noticed that the liquid resulting from a certain “reactIon" bad a powerful odor. It whs too strong to lx* agreeable to tile lunarite, but he moistened a bit of paper with the fluid, and. waving It In front of lite nose, perceived Immediate ly that the smell was that of shix I u I wood oil. He had obtained, quite by chance an artificial oil of mndalwoixl —Impure, It Is true, but easily (us ceptlble of purification by refining. Tbe discovery Is lielleved to be of great value commercially, but Dr. Day lias too tnucli aclentltic bualmws on hand to Ixrther with exploiting a syn thetic perfume, and makes the world welco-.ie to his lucky “And.” Inasmuch as the oil can lx* got from ¡«etroleum In eiidl«'»« qua nt lti<* at a very cheap rate It Is likely to drive the ordinary sandalwood oil. which Is obtained by distillation from tbe wed, out of the market. Tbe destructive white ant of India an«l China, which devours nearly ev erything save metate, will not touch samlalwood. and that 1» one reaaon w hy so much of It Is made up in cask eta. tK>xes and similar articles that come from Asia. Most people are famiUlar with the agreeable ¡x-rfuine of boxes made from this material Flow gently, «west Afton, among thy green bra«*; Flow gently, sweet river, the theme of my lays; My Mary’s asleep by tby murmuring A Slight Drawback. stream. “Yes, it's a pleasure to see her eat Flow gently, sweet Afton, disturb not her dream. corn off the cob. Her teeth are so white and even and her lips are so full —Kobert Burna Pleasant. Palatable Potent Taate Good Do of red, and she has the ennningest How n Tramp Hiwed Wood. Good. Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 2oc. 50c. pose. But there was one tiling I didn't Harry Sandcrsou. nianng«*r for Tony ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... like about it.” »(•rliag »M8«dy C mb » mj , Chtaag«, M m I fm I. T»H. SlT Pastor, who live* at Cranford, N. J.. “What wax that"”’ not feeling particularly well, took a “It took five ears to satisfy her.” «lay off recently and remained at home. From tbe window of hi* library be ob served u tramp entering Hla gate, and he walked down to the rear door to meet him. It was the old story--» re quest for » meal. Having a load of unsnwtxl «-«xxl In the shed, he told Nome Pygmy Animals. F the fellow that If he got to work and A species of dwarf elephant used to performed on the aawbuck for a brief live on the island of .Malta and In var period he would hare something pre louk parts of Italy. Judging from the pared for him. bouea which remain, these anima la. You knor when rich, red blood is coursing through V jj The tramp went to the shed and Im stout the size of a large aheep. were the veins, for it shows in the brightness of the eye. the \ J» mediately the sound of vigorous saw Mimevhlt numerous A dwarf elephant beauty and clearness of the complexion, the smooth, fair ing was heard, »tick after »tick part Is a rarity now and no longer form» n skin, and robust, healthy constitution. It is good blood Ing under hla energetic effort* Calling distinct species, but 1» connidrml rath a Mate ol that imparts imparts strengvu strength auu and wj/ energy to keeps it , in tnat *Y .* the “\ body T"-’ and j-/.---- i----- . a_j the tramp Into tbe kitchen. Handeraon healthfulness a*d blood a>d vigor. Good C—• v, -~* 13 ** the “ foundation of good > health and complimented him upou hla energy, i er a “freak.’’ to be physically and mentally sound it must be kept pure and untainted. and the tramp rr-plied with a modest | A very beautiful aperies of pygmy deer la found on the Kunda Islands People with good blood possess strong, I was in wretched health; my blood nlr that whenever he had anything to These little creatures are not much lar steady nerves and are blest with good *.■ In bad order, my gums being do be generally paid attention to It ger Hi a n a cat. but have all the points appetites and digestion, and enPy very much ulcerated. 1 began the ue* The meal wax eaten and the tramp of a "well bred" deer. sound, refreshing sleep. If we could of S. 8. 8., and In a remarkably abort ejprr«««! hte thanks and departed. Among bonws. HUM tend ponies are Nbortly after Sanderson went out to | always maintain the purity of the time wad Bound and well. My appe Tbe ordinary musk of the pygtnle* tite Increased wonderfully and my .ood then we might enjoy perpetual the «bed and was aurprlaed to find Central Africa Is a pigmy, or dwarf food agreed with me. X think it 1* a health, but it becomes infected and every stick of wood Intact, t’pon In- j of only ■ bout twenty inches In height medicine. ____ poisoned and most of the ills that afflict fine family MBS. qulry In the village he ascertained that at the shoulder and tlirw feet I d M. B. DAVTDSOM. humanity and undermine the constitu he had been entertaining a stranded length. Bockmart, Gw. tion are caused by an impoverished ventriloquist, who was wxklng bls or polluted condition of this vital fluid. Newspaper In the Far North. way back to New York from Easton. When the blood is diseased the skin For thraa yawn I had Tetter on my Pa. The mean chap bad »Imply gone There I* only one newspaper which loses its healthy appearance, and the hand. Part of the time tbe diaaaaa ioto the shed and given him Imitation I* published In the arctic circle. an«l complexion, its freshness and beauty was in the form of running eoree, of »awing wood. Rochester (N. T.i that 1» the Nonrlanaate. or Ea-tern and becomes red and rough and full of very painful end etnainr me much Star, which Is Issued once a week at Four doctor» »aid the Herald. pimples and splotches. Itching, scaly diecomfort. Blgerfjord, In the extreme north of Tetter h»d progressed too far to bo eruptions, blackheads, boil» and rashe» cured, and they could do nothing for Pauper l.anatlca In Britain. Norway. It la written In the Lap Ian i break out upon the body when the me I took only three bottles of 8 8 8. Nt«-tul ly for tbe teat ten ymr* the guage and la « very small paper, con blood is too poor or too thin and arr”' and waa completely cured. This wa. num »«er of cert;fle«l pauper lunatic« In ■1stlug of only four paga*. I la con- and is not supplying proper nour.sh- fifteen year» ago. and I have never the British Me* >•<“ ,’~n rt«,n« Mlm tents are chiefly abort art!« lea on re- I ment to the system. Debility, poor since aaan any aign ot my old trouble. iterly. suicide 1» Increturing all over tbe llgloua subjects an<i Items of Jowl! MBS. L. B JACKSON. appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep country. Turn to the physical form ne-ws Tbe peculiarity of tbe little I 837 St. Peal st.. Kaceae City, Kaa. and nervousness more often com- from and the tale I» the »an paper la that It has no advsrtl loments | sluggish, impure blood any other __ - °C than Ko*Li n'’ -cf .re its lost t ropertie» and make it nch aiw>w worse teeth tn h* protxihly because tbe want* of It* 1 up f the blood rest — re its 1 T ■ nroncr way to medical officer» every year cause. To build np readers are few and easily »atlsfied. and nutritious again in ULon,y¡^e S. S S. to a« « omplish thia Bnd neco*mry t get nd of skin troubles. There is and it doe3 it promptly and thoroughly. »rd of height, welgt irement to » «legre S S. S. antidotes and removes from the Inietef «Herr Btulde I» 11 lute rat blood ail poisons and humor.' and restore* Indeflmte. With all » fart that nearly ».♦»© latskTtu it to a normal, healthy condition, and in an there 1* still a d vigorates and tones up the general health. pa bought bis latest portrait—a liti» When rich, red blood 1» again flowing i<*a. apb costing 15 conta. through yonr vein» all »km eruption» ai-rp», «b. wpaxe ¡»pm.. thrioe miserable depressing feelings and nervousness^ano r bless.ngv of good health S S S .. n.tu« . Ue ease« It contains no minerals whatever - • ■ gn* ’■■ j .rmation WrtafcrfmM- No charge for m- fcsired V7/r SWIFT SPECIFIC CO*, ATLAffTAo A man who works usually pars hts ,t». a« h- «••• mor,»y But the loaf Is nearly always a dead beet, be- L käs do n* od ** jt . Ite pt lie IHe. Prohibited eating of snakea. lizard«, •ror rentiped««. tarantula* and other Mrs. Hattie La Fountain, Treax. I’roUwtive Home Circle ami Catholic Ladies of Ohio, writes from Galion, O., as follows: “ After my first child was born I suffered for several months with bearing down pains accompanied by dreadful headaches. I was afraid my health was ruined for life, and felt very down.ast about it. One day when a friend was visiting me she told me of l’eruna and what It had done for her when she suf fered with irregular menstruation. My husband procurred a bottle tbe same evening and I began to take It daily according to directions. Before the first Miss Mamie I’owell, Lake Charles, bottle was used I was entirely well, and you certainly have one grateful wo Louisiana, writes; man’s blessing. I have also advised my friends to use It." “1 sincerely lielieve that Penina is MRS. HATTIE LA FOUNTAIN. woman's Is-st friend, for it has certain ly been that to me. 1 had bail head I have known of «axes of chronic ca aches, lutckai lies and other aches every tarrh which were cured in a short time, month for a long time, but shortly af w hen a dozen different remedies had ter I Is'gan taking Peruna this was a been experimented with ami without thing of the past, and 1 have good gtxsl results. I use it myself when I reason to Is- grateful. I take a Ixittle feel nervous ami worn out, and I have every spring ami fall now, and that Mr*. Julia M. Brown, Secretary of alwnvx found that the reaultn^vere most keeps my health |ierfeet, and I certain the Woman's State Federation of Cali satisfactory.” JULIA M. BROWN. ly am more robust now than I have fornia, writes from 131 J* Fifth St., been liefore ami am weighing more. I lais Angeles, Cal., as follows: do not think anyone w ill Is* disappoint I have never known of any patent ed in the results obtained from the use medicine which «lid what it profexx«-«! of Peruna.” to do except l’eruna. Thia remedy MISS MAMIE POWELL. doe. much more than it claims, an«l If you do not derive prompt and sat while I have never advocated any med- isfactory results from the use of Peru- icine I feel that it is but justice to lut. write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv l|xaak a good word for it lavauxe I haw* A woman «'online«! to the house for ing a full statement of your case, and found it to lx* such a rare exception. “1 have known several women w ho several year» w ith a chronic female he will I*' pleased to give you his valu were little better than physical wreck», derangeinnet ha«i finally given up ho|x* able advice gratis. Address Dr. Ilartman, President ol mothers w ho «Iraggixi out a miaerable, of l>eing cured. She ha«l tried physician a(l«'r physic The Hurt man Sanitarium, Columbus, painful existence, but were ma«le well aiul strong through the use of l’eruna. ian, and remedy after remedy, w ithout I Ohio. Secretary Woman’s State Federation Says: “Pe-ru-na Does More Than Is Claimed for It.” HER GREAT FORTUNE A Woman Saved From Life-long Misery and Made Happy and Useful. flood Advice. Well Informed. Young Physician—If it is Inipoaibie Mrs. Knicker—Is Mrs. Jones a «ell to determine the nature of the disease, informed woman? Mrs. Bisker—Yea, indeed; her cook «hut is tile pro|ier tiling to do? Old Doctor—Ixiok wise and say noth lias lived with all the other families in the neighborhood.—Harjier’s Bazaar. ing. From a Canadian View. Two Boer generals have purchased 100,000 acres of land for colonisation purposes in Mexico. It is evident that recognition in South Africa is not advancing rapidly. fl ?:! Thw 014 Rwllablw Right Along St Jacobs Oil keeps right along curing A good thing Ilves and takes on new life, and so Pains and Aches» Price 25c. and fiOc. rum. The Wisdom of It. “Silence in a man gives him a repu tation f*>r » ixdom.” "Very properly; it indicates that the man lias wisdom enough to know «hen to keep his mouth shut.”—Baltimore Harald. ■ r rj’T'| | ALSO ALL KINDS OF v t: I CH grass and clover seed Send for Autumn Catalog Free. t Mann, the Seedman, firm og O hio . < in or tolxuo , i I.VCSS < <> cxtv . I F rank J. < hksky makes oath that he la ths Causa for Mappinass. senior |«rter ol the arm ol K J. < hkxxt 4 < o dome biiathrss in lha < Itr ol lolwte, < «mnty what it pretty kitten, “ <>h, l«x.k •nd Slate a for and thsi sai,l firm will par the sum ol ON« Ht'sliKKIi Ixil I.ARX for -■< n mamma!” exclaim)*! small Harry, and «eery «-see of Catarrb that cannot be cured “Yea,” replied his mother, “and, by tbe use of H kll ' s CjtT.seH Ct'at just think, it never cries.” FRANK J. CHF.NFY ■worn to before me end subscribed in mt no wonder,” replied the “Well, preeeuea, this sth day ol December, A. D laM “It doesn't have its neck youngster, *—*-t A. W.OI.KABON, In*t| Atuea/teMU washed.”—- Exchange. Bali’a Catarrb Cure la taaen Internally an«! act» directly on the blood ai»<1 m«ir«ma surface» of Plao » Cure r. a remedy for cough*, colda iyat«m. *en<l for testimonial», frr<*. an«i consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, F J. < HENEY A CO., loladO, O. •l druggists Boid by druggist», 76c. Hall's Family Fill» ara tba besL Clrcumstancas Altar Caaaa. "The hovx are throw ing stone* at a |xx,r ,««Idler.” “< hit rug«*« mis ’” “That’s what I think.” ••Wh<*r twiyw nr»* they?” “ Y'tur»«.” “Oh, well, boya will la* boya. Let th»* children plav hicag«» P»* it. Bad Coughs ft rup •• I bad • bad cough for six week* and could find no relief until I tried Ayer’* Cherry Pecto ral. Only one-fourth of the bottle cured me.” L. Hawn, Newington, Ont. I »welcome Advtca. Fortune Teller (to gaily dressed girl) —Y'orir huslanxi will lie a ¡xxir man— unleao— Maiden (eagerlji)—I’nleaa what? Fortune Teller—“Yo«l «Ire»» more »■orioinicallv after marriage than y«ai .io now ."—G>n«lon Tit-Bits Mother« will fln<1 Mr» Winslow « Hontblnf the l*-«l remedy to use for their children the teething mmob . Neglected colds always lead to something serious. They run into chronic bronchitis, pneumonia, asthma, or consumption. Don’t wait, but take Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral just as soon as your cough begins. A few doses will cure you then f ducat lonal Idea. I t Portland, Or, OHDEK «11ICK -1*. .1 tmr<aln II.,, u(w r«HMÌ« Nouth Nend Steel l'l«>w», w « mn Ì beami» I In., Ilo, South liend < Lille«! I low«, Wood t>eatnM, Il in , |7 70; M >nth Itene! < bilie«! l'Ìowa Wfxid tieaniR. M in , |-i .ìli; all »ize« and «tylea In pio*. Volili» Amerlra « reani Heparafor. No 100,1». Steel W in»! Mlll. m foot.f.J WoodW heet W|n«| Miti. 12 SV. U rite uà for prirei« or aiiythlng In thè ma« hlnery line Iteleraon Ma- chlnery Co., loot ol Vo r.aon Jit.. Portland. Or. -D pELIANCE'j ’***1 *n J the lead-1 ► ' w / / 4 F yZÿtRRAÏ® ’Waterproof Oiled Clothing HAÏR OS TILLOW ’ ¿•t Liver Pills That’s what you need; some thing to cure your biliousness, and regulate your bowels. You need Ayer’s Pills. Vegetable; gently laxative._____ r-.~-................................. . » , « I Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black » Lee I BUCKINGHAM’S DYE -----------------¿ j --«-’ >a»u.^« —»«ex . 1 Tww W ms n.. n < ~ c QNSUM PTIQN 1