The Eugene weekly guard., August 01, 1903, Image 2

united crews of a sealing fleet some­
HABITS OF THE SEAL I times
number 2,000 men, it may prop­ H. .. W.n .
the harbor to the open sea; and as the
of tho world was not attempted. Had
the Sherman law l>een promptly and
faithfully enforced from the time of its
enactment the history of corn nt In the
United States would be briefer. We
cannot affonl to substitute d*a]M>tlam
for democracy, but It Is a humiliating
comment on democracy that it has
Throw physic to the nelghlior’H dogs. failed to prevent the erection of a des­
potism in commerce as alwolute aa that
Starchi d g iods don't always com­ of the imperial government in fluitala.
mand a stiff price.
It 1« ■ fact that no witch waa ever
Character writes Its name on a man’s burned or put to death by fire In Sa­
face in Indelible ink.
lem or any other part of Massachu­
setts. How the Impression that Cot-
No man can succeed unless be bas ton Mather and bis associate« bad
faith in bls own ability.
perpetrated that horror gained cur
rency is inexplicable, but it has been
A successful revolution is sometimes floating around for generations, and
but a turn for the worse.
In all probability will "go on forever
•Salem was the scene of the trial, con­
I.ove that lias nothing but beauty to viction and execution by banging of
keep it alive Is apt to be abort lived.
person* accused of witchcraft, say*
the Washington Star
Gallows hill,
It’s eHrler to get the best of an ar­ the eminence on which the hanging*
gument than it is to prove that you occurred, Is perhaps the most inter­
are right.
esting show place In New England.
It may be doubted if more sincere or
Can you fancy a debate on the Irish conscientious men ever lived than Cot­
land bill developing Into a "veritable ton Mather and hl» brethren. They
love least '!"
went to the Bible for their authority,
to the Mosaic law, omitting the Chris
Is
easier
to
i>e
a
little
man
in
a
It
tian dlsiH-nsatlon. That law told them,
big town that it is to be a big mau In "Thou «halt not suffer a witch to
a little town.
live.” Firmly believing In witchcraft
and having no doubt that they had
Should Miss Stone get $7(»,0l>0 out of
witches to deal with, what were they
Turkey she ought to start a bad debt
to do but to kill them? From their
collection bureau.
point of view they exercised great hu­
manity in employing the gallows rath
careful
It
If the pulpit is not more
er
than the fagot.
will soon be supplanted by the preña
as a moral teacher.
It Is not generally known that John
A scientist has discovered that hciiH \V. Guiteau, brother of Charles J.
lay eggs in the daytime because at Guiteau, who shot Garfield, Is in many
respects the greatest statistician in the
night they are roosters.
world. Guiteau Is a veritable crank on
The new King of Servi. smokes cig figures, but Ills crankiness Is very prof­
are.tes constantly. Still he Isn't like­ itable. Just now the government Is
under contract to pay him >25,000 for
ly to be killed by cigarettes.
certain tabulations. The big insurance
Thia Is a world in which the Chris­ companies are his profitable clients.
tian lias only to examine himaelf in­ Guiteau is the only man who has suc­
wardly. as his friends are ready to do ceeded In getting inside the Itook* of
Dun's and Bradstreet's commercial
the rest.
agencies. It was he who gnve out the
It may appear to you that all the startling statement that the books of
good jobs are taken, but by the time these companies contained but 3 p*r
you are capable of tilling one It will cent of the name« that were there
be vacant.
twenty years ago! What a pathetic
story of the premature deaths and
Never stop to explain your actions, bUHim-KH failures of twenty years,
People prefer to form their own opln- But here Is more of the same
Ions, and beeide« tliey wouldn't believe sort! Guiteau says
that of the
you. anyway.
men of tills country who live to
lie (it) years of age so out of every
A feud battle In North Carolina was 100 are absolutely dependent u)K>n oth­
suspended to allow a picnic party to ers for a living. That is an appalling
pass. Merely one plciilc paying its revelation.
Of every 1,000 human
respects to another.
barques that with precious argoslrs Het
buoyant anil N00 are wrecked on the
If there's anything In these vacuum coasts of business failure.
Failure!
caps advertised to make lialr grow, Eight of every ten who light In the
some people's skulls must be very business arena bite the sawdust. For
hairy on the Inside.
men do tight to-day as they fought In
the arena at Rome anil Antioch. And
It Is one of the compensations of ob- HO of the 100 are carried out dead or
■curlty mid poverty that a man does defeated. Why? Because of competi­
not have to dodge kodak Heads nor tion. Because of extravagance, bad
perjure himself in swearing off hl* habits and many oilier tings.
But
taxes.
largely,
because of
speculation,
Thomas A. Edison has gone Into Rend the list of the victims of the
politics. and the people of the Oranges get rich quick swindles at New Or-
Men, women
are excited. They fear lie will in­ leans and Nt. Louis,
vent n new political machine which and children- all were trying to get
will baffle tlie oldest experts. Ob, let something for nothing Ami there
I* gambling on the l*oard of trade
it be soon!
where the maelstrom swallow« men
Satl.ticlai:. figure that It coats 11.17 alive. The wheat pit Is only thirty
to stop a train going at full speed, feet across. But It bits swallow, d
And one of the worst ways to attempt whole fleet« of business
ca rgoea.
to make the train hesitate Is to grab It is only a few feet deep, but it has
the roar rail on the last coach and let thousands of souls down to Hades!
hold back, Then the expenses are The man who Is doing well tiecomes
dissatisfied. He reasons: “I work like
much heavier.
a slave and save it few dollars. Ho
Small American towns and cities and so make« dollars where I make
ought to be Interested tn a rep<rt made cents. He runs the risk. Why should
by tlie United States consul at Hamil­ I not venture?" And before he knows
ton. Ontario, on the paving In that city. It be Is In deep water and unable to
He says that tar macadam roadways swim. We are a nation of specula
have been built In the business part tor« The craving for wealth becomes
of the town for slxty-elght cents a a disease. Men are money drunk.
•quire yard, and that they are almost This la not rhetoric. It Is fact. Gov­
aS gisal at the eml of four years aa ernment and Insurance companies pay
when first made. Either asplialt or men like Guiteau large sums of money
brick ct Sts tw o or three times as much, for disclosing this real history. He
runs may read It.
and Is not so durable.
DESCRIBED BY PEN AND CAMERA
AN
THE TIMES.
I
In bygone times It was the practice
of the Newfoundland coast folk to a(*
proprlate everything they secured from
shipwrecks, tiut this lawltwMKM had to
be sternly repr-exaed. Now the un­
written rule Is that they get "half their
band.” or SO per cent, as salvage. In
portable and valuable article«, such as
silverware, tlu+e Is still a strong temp
tatlon to keep the whole, but the pun­
ishment la »even-. Champagne, liquors,
cabin stores and the like have also
a trick of disappear. I ng. and In the
istoreat fl a tier a cottage you will rotne
upon rare china, dainty tiapery, all-
verware of price ami wine« to tempt
an epicure.
a
Physicians are calliug attention to
the alarming lucri-ase of pneumonia,
Figures compiled by the health com-
iidaaloner of Chicago show that In ll.kt
the disease stood side by side with
consumption, as regard» the numtuT
of d. atlia throughout the whole coun­
try. and that since then the mortality
rate in tlie one lias increased and In
the other has fallen. Pneumonia, there­
fore. may now lie said to have dis
placed the "great white plague" aa ti>*
most terrible human scourge. Good
evidence of the highly communicable
character of pneumonia come« from
Chicago, where thirty eight cagM oc­
curred among the three hundred ern
ployes of the county treasurer's office,
■ nd eight resulted fatally. The evi­
dence of contaglouanem la In one re
■pect encouraging, for It will lead to
the establishment of the same safe
guards as those which have checked
consumption.
IWO SUIS I OR CHIIDRIN.
d lupia) * a chic plaid linen
Russian blouse suit for s little I h >. v
from four to seven years of age. No. 2
shows h white duck sailor suit, trim
med with turkey red »tltchery and
braid. The tie Is of red allk. The
suit Is «tillable ft* a boy from ««ven
to ten years of age.
I-lthographlc Mlone In Greece.
One of the rarities of the earth 1«
th« finegrained llmeatomw usrvl for
making lithographic plate«. The qu.r
rles st Soleiihofen. Germany, are cel
ebr«ted not only for the exceilenc* of
their lithographic «tone, but al»» be
cause remarkable specimens of the ex­
tinct flying reptile called the arvhao-
opterix have Is* n found embedded li­
the atone. News now cotnes from
Athena that large deposits of this
•tone have l>eeti dlacovtwd In The«
■sly, not far from I’hanmll«. where
Pompey the Great was defeated by
Julius C«e«ar Some rxperta nay thia
Greek «tone 1« superior to the best
heretofore known In Europe.
They do some things better in Rus­
sia. Tlie Ktandanl t >11 Ostnpany un
derti-ok to i-orner petroleum at Baku.
A Rockefeller «g< nt got control of «11
the roiling stock and sent the price
up All the via I bl« supply was kept
under perfert control until the rail­
way authorities telegraphed to the Im
perial capital for Instruction* An Im­
mediate reply was rrlurneit that If de­
livery were not orderer, within twenty
four hours the tanks ready for haul­
age should be emptied on the railroad
tracks and returned for fresh filling
A man's avoirdupois has nothing to
at Baku, subject to open market con
do with hie greatness or smallness.
trol
The corner tn petrtdeuin waa
convincingly broken «nd a repetition
Good resolutions and squalling ba
•f ths Im»1 uses «u familiar la this pc t bfata ar» all right If carried out.
BOOK THAT TELLS OF THE RESOURCES OF OREGON
WASHINGTON AND IDAHO
For
INTERESTING CREATURE OF
COMMERCE.
th«
Mas
For «ad
—Th« Ito««««
AsaL
Not
Lot of Dry Rot Rubbish and Figures That Repel But
an Attractive Story About This Land We Love Written by a
Railroad Man Who Gave His Work Originality and Strong
Narrative Interest, With Illustrations That Catch the Eye
and Help to Impress the Truth.
O» Tb«a««“d. of
Kvary Tear Impartì Th«ir Llv««
of
L'afortan«»«
erly be supposed that the broad, icy
plain displays a scene of no ordinary
animation and excitement. Once the
vessels are in the open sea, a day’s
run will bring them to the edge of an
Ice field, where myriads of seals are
discovered with their new born young.
The young produce an oil that is both
valuable and abundant and. as it takes
but a slight blow with a bat to kill
them, they are easily made captive.
The gun is used to shoot the old seals.
As soon as a seal Is killed and some­
times even before—a circular cut is
made with a sharp knife around the
neck and a longitudinal one down the
lielly to the tail. The skin with the
surface fat is "scalped” off, forming
altogether a "pelt.” This alone is
taken and the carcass is left on the
Barring accident a vessel In a lo-
PLEA FOR THE BRlO^
th. Hrld<
of Ton'cler.tiu,1^
Rhapaodles on the bria.
ful. The dear cre.tur* n,W* Ct­
worthy of all tb* g00d .
4
.bout her. She 1* th* lovrtl2* M
eat, most charming .nd .it.,1^ ”*
delightful thing that ever
the pike or tbe central
church. Her very pmetJ* *
diction and a suggestion oft«"*
Isles, and her dreeBes-lh £
dreams! If you don t beiieTT**
get into the company Of .. "
girl friends; you won’t hsr.
hav, V' *
ble
ble of
of HNkiniz
asking »hro.»
about it tv
•’it" She 1» always "top 7^ 4
next to reading matter" whL
interpreted means that sb*
i*1“»
position, where she .nd her b*?,^
her gown would positively
tention If It were not givL M
Not th* least interesting sight wit­
nessed by the visitor to San Francisco
are the rocks covered with »eala,
which He not far out in the bay and
are easily discernible from the Cliff
House. At times the piles of »tone
and earth projecting above the water
are so till**«! with the smooth furred
creatures that none of the rock is visi­
ble. The bay Itself swarms with th*
animals, which assemble on these Seal
,
’
’
this
year
Resources,
’
“Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and Their
Rocks, as they are called, to bask in
issued jointly by the Oregon Railroad & Navigation Company and
* tb* sunshine. Should the visitor at­
the Southern Pacific Company (linea in Oregon) is just off the
tempt to study the animals at close
press. The book was compiled by Rinaldo If. Hall, It is the best
work on Immigration ever issued in the interest of the Pacific
range he would find them extremely
In the excitement of the pursuit after little plea on behalf of thPM 11
Northwest, and clearly demonstrates that those railroad compan­
Interesting.
Of American animals the seal, leaps of terrific risk are taken groom that he 1. not
I ' there I* non* more valuable or sought from field to field, across yawning dlnarily he cuts mighty lfitl,
ies are doing good work in helping to build up the three Northwest­
ern gems in the union of states. It contains 88 pages. 27 of which
after than tb* fur-seal and no creat- chasms, whose terrors are scarcely no­ the proceedings. He 1* r*g,M«d™,i
are fine half-tone pictures Every industry in the Pacific North­
I ure of the numerous American animal ticed and sometimes night draws on, er in the light of a plR.e n{
west is given attention and the story of each industry is so told
i family is more interesting or intelli­ with the hunter then first realising settings, or a foil to .how off th.
that It is convincing. The first chapter is devoted to "The Pacific
gent. They live in the sea, but always that he is many miles from his vessel, diant beauty of the brlde-rt.« fl?
Northwest" in genera), the opening paragraph following:
i in the neighborhood of the coast*, and there is no clue to guide him be la a very necessary adjMc, .
where they wage an incessant war­ across interminable icefields. With the function which bring, tb* bride
told in the next chapter, interesting I
Land of Promise and Opportunity.
“
fare on th* fishes, which constitute setting sun. the temperature has gone ablush Into th* public *y* wlll
tables
for
the
months
of
June
and
"Every year I b a memorable one In
their
principal
food.
They
enjoy
mftted.
But
who
notice*
how
fa.
l
down
and
the
bewildered
voyager
has
July
being
given;
also
another
table
the Pacific. Northwest—Oregon, Wash­
ington and Idaho. Nowhere In the which shows that the annual precip­ climbing upon rocks and beaches along to pass the night on unsheltered lee, dressed? Not even th* brid*
entire world is there such a land of itation for Portland, Or., for the past ' the shore. When out of the water in an atmosphere at xero. Frozen She and the others have . h.xy p, J,
promise and opportunity, Prosperity, 31 years was 38.52, while that of Bos­ they are exceedingly watchful, and ap­ limbs are frequently the result of of a man with »omethlng bltCk
ton was 41.28, New York 43.01, and pear to have sentinels to give notice
plenty, happiness and contentment
<
these exposures and individuals. In his body and something whit* o
are Been on every hand throughout other eastern cities surprisingly a? of the approach of an enemy, plung tbelr attempts to return, often drop bands, and some of the spectator«
high.
"Soil
”
and
"Grain
Growing"
the great section, where millions of
Ing into the water th* moment any
acres of government land are yet un­ are each given separate chapters, th« danger approaches them. On land they through boles and are seen no more.
But this Is not all. Sometimes a Bud­
taken .and where several acres of as following paragraph from the chapter
good. Improved land can i be bought on “Grain Growing” being of espec­ are very awkward. Their movements den change of wind will separate
are performed by the actions of the fields of Ice on which the men are fectly his costume sets off hi« ipl-Tu
for the price of one in Illinois, Wis­ ial interest:
strong muscles of the back. The crea­ sealing and ere they are aware they figure!" "Wasn't he Just too nrw f,
consin, Ohio, Indiana, Iowa and other
Cost of Wheat Production.
states. It Is the mecca of the home­
“The cost of wheat production in tures take hold by their forepaws, are driving far out to sea, helpless anything!” Comment* and
seeker and Investor, and so great has the Inland Empire is relatively so while they curve the back strongly
menta of this kind are reserved t9
been the influx of new comers the past much ess and the yield so far ahead anil thus draw forward the hind feet. and hopeless.
The seal possesses much Intelli­ the bride. The bridegroom doesn't nt
few years that the industrial condi­ of many much advertising and boast­ The latter then form the point of sup­
gence. combined with its docility, gen­ them. And, to tell the truth, h* h
tions have been completely changed ed sections of the United States, that
and the outlook entirely revolution­ actual returns from harvest fields are port and the head and forepaws are tleness and affection.
It may be glad of it. He Is well content for "her
Iiushed on by the straightening of the
ised."
to be the recipient of all the attentl®
often discredited by those who have body. Th* mode of progression 1» taught to perform various tricks.
while he stands meekly in th* back
Plenty of Good Land for New Settlers.
not visited the region. Under date plainly laborious, and th* seals never
ground. It's less emban-aMlng nd
SPLENDID EXERCISE.
The second chapter is devoted to of November 8, 1902, Mr. John Car­
travel
any
great
distance
on
land.
less bothersome.
“Homes for Millions.” In this the penter. of Forest River. N. D., writes
In only one genus is an external ear I« That Obtalaad by Baseball Fan*
number of acres of government land that the yield in the Red River Val­
It Is after the wedding and In th*
While Watching a Game,
untaken at the close of the fiscal year. ley for the year 1902 was from 5 to 35 present and that genus inhabits the
“Baseball is a good thing for the home life that the bridegroom ib*^
June 30. 1902. are given. Those un­ bushels per acre; that the cost of southern ocean. Yet the northern seals
acquainted with the government lan-1 raising a 35-bushel bumper crop was hear well when under water and are liver,” said the enthusiastic fan, "and up big, if he la of the right «on.
question in Oregon will be surprised $7.50 per acre, and that wheat at that easily attracted to the surface by a I ought to know what I am talking and most of them are. It 1* when tb
to know that during the year there day was worth 60 cents per bushel, noise. They generally travel in shoals about, for I have tried it.
It beats honeymoon has waned that h* prova
were more public lands entered and which means that the net profit from
to the bride the wisdom of her choice
disposed of in Oregon than In any an acre of wheat land in the Red Riv­
It is when he take« off hla coat ud
state west of the Rocky mountains. er Valley that yielded 35 bushels in
hustle« hard at work all d*y and j
In spite of all this there yet remained 1902 was $13.50. In the great Inland
tender, loving and true under th* er
at the dose of the fiscal year 31.872.- Empire the cost of raising an acre of
ening lamp that he demonstrate« belt
871 acres—homes for millions, to he wheat ready for market is between $5
not the clothing dummy that he ap
had for the mere nothing, the new set­ and $7 Assuming that it is $7.50 per
tlers having for neighbors active and acre, which according to Richard Me
peared to be during the wedding cere
thrifty people, who came originally Gahey, of Walla Walla, authority on
mony. It may be that the world will
from those parts of the United States the subject, never exceeds that amount,
not notice it. No mention of th* fart
where systematic industry, on pro­ in the case of Samuel Drumheller, who.
will be found in the society column
ductive lines, has long been establish­ In 1902, from the uplands of Eastern
and the neighlrorfiood gossips trill bar*
ed and actively developed. The un­ Washington, raised 10.560 bushels
nothing to say about it. But when bt
taken tracts lie In every part of the from 160 acres, an average of 66 bush­
has made her a happy home th* brtdt
state and include lands of all kinds els per acre, at the market price. 65
and classes, adapted to all purposes cents per bushel, means a net profit of
will understand and appreciate th«
This chapter in the book will be of $5664. or $35 40 per acre, nearly three
fact, if she is of the right sort, and
incalculable value to those who re­ times the profit of that from an acre
most of them are, and will bless th«
ceive inquiries concerning govern­ in the Red River Valley. To Bruce
day
that brought to her her own
as
ment land and how to obtain it.
Ferrell in the same county, who
bridegroom. They are both good peo­
especial pains have been taken to threshed 23,250 bushels from 420
ple: may they live long and prosper
point out to the inquirer how all acres, an average of 56 bushels per
—Chicago Chronicle.
these lands are secured.
acre, it means a net profit of $11.-
962.50. or $28.25 per acre.”
Children May En|oy Best School Advantages.
The third chapter Is devoted to
Chapter on Irrigation.
Oregon. Washington and Idaho in gen
SEALS SUNNING THEMSELVES IN SAN FRANCISCO BAY
There is an interesting chapter or.
oral. "School Advantages." is the "Grasses and Forage Plants." "Dairy­
fourth, ami one of the new chapters ing,’’ "Stockralslng," "Fruit Culture,"
in the book. A long felt want was "Vegetable Products," "Hoprpising,” and are often seen in such numbers all the patent medicine under the sun
supplied when this chapter was in­ “Lumber Industry,” “Mining," “Fish In the northern seas as to appear like if you can work up enough enthu­
troduced In the publication, for if and Fishing." and "Irrigation.” This a continuous mass. For the sake of siasm to make the cure go. Don’t you
Further experience of th* iwtt
there is one thing that Interests a chapter on irrigation will be of es­ respiration they appear now and then ever get It Into your head that there’s storms of dust is told by tb* African
newcomer above all others it is pecial Interest to the people of East­ on the surface, springing up with their nothing In It. I know there is, and. mall steamship Borneo, which, tiefon
whether or not the chances for edu- ern Oregon. The figures in this chap­
whole bodies out of water. Fishes, besides, the thing will reason out sden reaching Teneriffe, ran through « ter­
eating his children are good. In Ore- ter bring out some surprising facts
crabs and aquatic birds disappear tifically. Isn’t exercise a good thing rific Ban<10torm for thirty hour«.
Ron the state constitution makes gen
One chapter is devoted to Portland,
Baseball is exercise.
crous provision for a complete educa­ and as is the custom of the Oregon when the seal gets hungry. Before a for the liver?
The record of voracity belong« of
tional system, from the kindergar­ Railroad & Navigation Company, this gale of wind the seals are full of frol­ And 1 mean It Is exercise from the right to a stoat recently caught it
tens through the university, and those city is given special prominence. ic, jumping and tumbling about, some­ viewpoint of the fan. the rooter, If you Pennyhill, Pa. During the night th«
unacquainted with the educational re­ Spokane Is also given a special chap­ times throwing themselves entirely out please. Why, sometimes when I re­
cord in Oregon will be surprised and ter in above. Another new chapter Is of water and performing many awk­ turn from a closely contested game bloodthirsty little creature had killed
eleven turkeys, thirty ducks and twa
Interested to know that so thorough that on "Markets." the wonderful de­
I feel like a man who has been plow­
has the school work been carried on mand and Oriental field being pointed ward gambols. At last they retire to ing or mauling rails all day. It’s ex­ ty chickens.
In the state that ft Is a statistical fact out. Chapter 21 is devoted to "Rail­ their wonted rocks or caverns and
“Most people are aware," say« th*
that Oregon stand* third from the top roads' In the back of the book, un­ there remain till the storm Is over, ercise. all right—exercise In large, Scientific American, “of th* power of
lusty
quantities.
A
man
will
wave
his
in freedom from Illiteracy, with a per­ der “Condensed Information,” a short They are extremely curious; If people
centage of 99.58 of a possible 100, paragraph is devoted to each town are passing in boats they often come arms In the air. He will wrench his egg-shells to resist external p-wrir-
only being surpassed by Nebraska along the Oregon Railroad & Naviga­ I up very close, stare at them and fol­ hands. He will throw his head around on the ends, but not many would
with a percentage of 99.68, and tion Company, and the Southern Pa­ low them a considerable time. When and pull the muscles of his neck taut. credit the results of tests recently
Iowa. with 99 63. Washington and cific lines tn Oregon. A splendid map
He will rear back and give his spine made. Eight different hen's eggs wrn
Idaho also stand near the top of Oregon. Washington and Idaho is
a
healthy and Invigorating twist. He submitted to pressure applied eptn-
The citizens of these states. ac- also In the back of the book.
will
dance around on his feet, exercise ally all over the surface of th* «bell,
cording to the above, point wtth
his toes, twist and turn the muscles and the breaking pressure« varied be­
pride to these figures, and justly so.
Copies of this splendid publication
and points of his legs, move his ears tween 400 pounds and 675 p unds per
for no more fitting monument could can be secured by sending four cents
this way, and now that; pull his scalp square Inch. With the stresses applied
stand as evidence of the fact that the In stamps to A I,. Craig. General Pas­
early pioneers who came here first senger Agent. Oregon Railroad * Nav­
down In knitting his brow, move his Internally to twelve eggs, these p’«
and settled in the country were pro­ igation Company, or W. E Coman, G.
eyes rapidly, blink the lasbes, sniff his way at pressures varying being thirty-
gressive and energetic In buildinc F. A P. A.. Southern Pacific. Port­
nose, work bls tongue—exercise! It Is two and sixty-five pounds per squsr»
right foundations for the continued land. Oregon. Get the book and read
the greatest exercise in the world and inch. The pressure required to cru«a
Intelligent growth and progress of the it. Send it to some Eastern or South­
all
these other physical culture the eggs varied between forty pound»
future great states
ern friend. Then do so again and
schemes
look like 30 cents in stage and seventy-five pounds, The «vertí»
Not So Much Rxln After All.
again, in the cases of other Eastern
money
when
compared with the exer­ thickness of the shells wat thirteetr
Oregon’s delightful climate Is well and Southern friends.
cise through which the baseball fan one thousandth inch."
passes in one afternoon, and I tell you
The Idea that alcohol or any other
from my own experience it is a good stimulant can ever impart «rrength
A Ma n of Bunin*«*
Fortune« In Needed Invention«.
thing for the liver. It is good for any­ must be abandoned, says a writ« l>
Ths angry father kicks the young
Have you an Inventive mind? If so,
thing that exercise Is good for. and will Th« Hospital. A stimulant has a w
you have a fortuue In your head—If man from the front strps.
COMMON 8KAIA
cure anything that exercise will cure. tain effect on the circulation, and thli
you only knew how to get It out. Here's
"Sir," *«y* the young man. picking
Besides, the excitement is a good men-1
your chance. Here are thirteen things Mmself up, "I would like to call your
a church bell rings for divine service tai tonic. We get away from the grim | may enable the person who tak*» 1
the world needs, for either on« of which attention to the good* handled by my
to exert more strength temp nrlf.
at some point on the coast, all the cares of age and become boys again, but th* energy that b* use* o®«
house. We make the best line of soft-
It will pay you a fortune:
seals
within
hearing
swim
directly
for
Try baseball If you feel out of whack, not from the stimulant, but from ::l
rubber «ole« and beels that you can
wall papering machine,
the shore and remain while the bells and. mark tbe prediction, you will feel Own blood and tlasue. A slmlUr ma­
find anywhere.”
quick acting monkey-wrench,
continue ringing, look about wonder
ke a new man. and the world will take lg raa(ie (n the admlnlstrstloti of
Father goes back Into the house, rub­ ingly, but never alarmed.
rail joint without nuts and bolts,
look aa rosy as of yore."—New Orleans a stimulant to relieve a feelln*
' ------ "f - , *
4*
bing his chin and wondering whether
scrubbing machine.
In
appearance
the
seal
Is
unique.
Its
cuspidor that will not spill when bing his chin and wondering whether, skin 1* clothed with thick, downy Tl mes- Democrat.
pression or sinking. An injurlnu* t*
after «11. he has not made a mistake in
upset.
action always follows. Ah-ohol
When the Count Proposed.
wool. But aa this would Impede swift
A trolley that will not come off the refusing to welcome so great a bush motion. It is covered with an outer
“I don’t see how the count could pro­ harmful also in diseases of tit*
ness genius Into his family -Judge.
wire.
coat of close, strong, shining hair. The pose to you when he can’t talk any ney« or of the liver, but It see®»
Au oil can that will not explode.
nostrils are closed at will. The orifice English and you don't spoak French.” good for disease of the lungs, »nd
Ki pee» I Cat Catcher.
A quick firw-boss coupling without
of the ear can also be closed and the
"Oh. it was very easy. We were sit­ effect on appetite and digestion o*.
A really expert rat catcher does • eye Is furnished with a third eyelid, ting iu the parlor. Pointing up at an be good when properly enipl‘^
screw threads.
Combination Ironing board and step­ thriving busluess, aa may be gathered which can be drawn across It as a oil painting of papa, the count took When “stimulants" put one to «W
from the fact that he can always count defense The limbs are short and al­
ladder.
out a piece of paper and a pencil. Then and quiet agitation, they are
upon a regular "round" of warehouses, most enclosed within the body, little he set down a dollar mark, and after it good; when, on th* contrary.
A music leaf turner.
■
hotels,
etc.,
where
the
catch
Is
paid
A window lock «nd burglar alarm.
_
more than the ft^et projecting
Placed a figure 1. Looking at me out raise the pulse-rate, and cau*"
An envelope that cannot bs opened for at the rate of 1H pence per head,
of his big, deep, eloquent, lovely eyes, ment and wakefulnew*. they ar*
A Craatnre of Commerce.
while there Is a steady demand for
without detection.
Though little known to science, the he began making ciphers after the dol- harm.
____ _
A stmpls nut lock.—Atlanta Journal. live rats by terTier keeper*, who will seals have been long known to com ar ¡nark and th* figure 1. When he
Gladstone'«
Mat«*
pay a pence each for them. As a
mere* and the pursuit of th* animals had made four ciphers, which with the
A statue to Gladstone has 1*^
night's work ts often rewarded by 200
At th« Kladergar«*«.
for their oils and skins forms no In other figure* meant $10.000, be .topped.
"Would you b» eorry If your mam­ or >00 of the creatures being secured considerable source of national wealth I nodded my head for him to go on. been placed in Westminster A
ma waa to die?" asked the amali*«« the profit Is large. < Hove makers pay Fleets of vessels of various sixes Then he made another cipher That the »pot marked for
girt on the bench a* th* painstakingly half a crown a dosen for the skins, manned by expert and hardy seamem meant $100.000. I nodded my head Dean Stanley. It occupl«« '=» g
threaded ber needle and fell to work which are sent In great quantities annually leave the shores of Europe ag.iin. He made another, which raised vacant space for « standing
from the metropolis.
the north transept The Londtrt
on her hemming
and America, bound either for the Are ■ t to $1.000.000. I nodded for him to
“Oh. what a silly question7’ replied
• .
tic regions, the coast of Newfound go ahead He put down another cipher describee the «tatue
Wi«<lon> in Crimson Gulch.
the plump girl with a blue pinafore
It was made by Mr
*—«
making
it
$10,000.0««).
land,
or
the
desolate
shores
of
extreme
"Ds
you
think
It
polite,"
sahi
the
fool-
who «at next to her. “Of course I I
Royal
Academy,
and
is
«
JDK
''
"Then I smiled and took the pencil
Ish stranger In Crimson Gulch, "for a South America, whence they return
on a marble pedestal, which »
■ hotild." And she gav* a vicious tug
sian to sit In bls shirt sleeve* and play "
""J TOT"<M1 "«mded with In­ from him. and he caught me in hi* ent contain« no Inscription
■ t h*r thread to shake the knot out «•rds all day?"
credible hardship«, loaded with the arms and—and ah. it was so lovely!
side is the statue of Sir Ro
of It.
"Ye*, sir." answered Three Finger valuable products of the seal The It almost seems like a dream to think
“Well. I shouldn't be sorry If my fa­ Nam; "and maybe It will be for your seabng craft generally start out about that in three week* I shall i>e a real on the other, that of I n ' .^f*»-
ther wers to die." put In a thin itttlo
field. The «1*1* i«
!h* ‘„g
own good to remind you that the fewer the first of March X From 1« to 35 countess."—Chicago Record-Herald.
men's Al«le." «nd 1» near tb* F
f
woman of 8
hands
usually
com-
sleeve« a man ha* on when he plays
npose a crow, many
Gladstone stands In th* n •
y«
Negro
Voter«
About
Tbs others looked «hocked sad asked cards around here the lees liable be Is -‘f ’hom an* provided
with large gwi I
Thero ar* ».«*) negro vat*« ln Xew doctor of civil l«w
Oxfo.
p,
why
«nd the rest with stout club, oe hats
I» fall under suspicion."
face turned «lightly to the
"Oh. he's too fresh." replied the thin
Each man ha. .Iso . po!* w
«»
RhM* Island. fiilOO ln Delaware *)ta*>
In three days of paternal Indù .
girt. In accent* of deepest disgust.
llkenem 1» good.
h '^tW 11“«
*
*Bd’ ,0
There 1» no ceremony cj
<«+
of children, girls are a* self willed la him In leaping from piece to pfec, In Maryland. lS.ono in «>., virglnta
ln Indiana and 14.000 tn Kan. monuments which, like t ■'■
Kerry young man la looking for a tbelr choice of a man a* they were la when among kxwe tee. Often It I.
e.1 by the authority of r,rli*
position of trust la the employ of a picking oat a doll tbelr parents rouldn t
"—•«7 *• «L with Ice saw., .
sffonk
display 1« neceasary to call «
rtch man who baa an only daughter.
„J?*
between
a
cook
and
a
broad channel through th*
*of
the honor which th* nat l ‘
I «bef is but a matter of salary.
great men.
•
▼our
■ori
! rater
•tren*
usuo
prieto
Why
bhe I
Bn
He oi