General Debility
RUOFISON MAOHINCRY OO.
A PROMINENT COLLEGE MAN
w Bnd out there ls that fe*llr>« ot
^¿ess that rnakea a burden ot itaeU.
Dark Hair
’food doe» nt>‘ »fene‘h«n-
One of Indiana’s Useful Educators Says: “I
Feel Like a New Man.”
»1« p does not refresh.
. it hard to do, bard to bear, what
Jould be easy. - vitality is on the ebb. and
jLwbole system suffers,
“yor this condition take
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
„ ....«lizes the blood, gives vigor and tone
11 .11 the organs and functions, and is
*° lively unequalled for all run-down or
Habilitated conditions.
.—¡¡¿jjTniXS ears eonnlaatiou. M cents.
HIS Inherited Dramatic Talent.
Miss Blanche Booth, a niece of Edwin
gooth, has established a dramatic
school'at Minneapolis. She was for-
—,r|y a member cf her uncles com
pany and played Ophelia at hie Ham-
tot.
_________________ ,
nodern Conveniences.
One day my little three-year-old
brother »»• visiting at onr neighbor’s.
He catne home vety much excited and
said:
‘Mamma, you ought to have a pump
jits they have at Camery’s. You turn
it like a gasoline stove anti waterccmes
out like a washing machine.”—Little
Chronicle.
No Longer a Mystery.
“I have often wondered,” obeerved
ths doctor, “at the extraordinary popu
larity of ‘O kie.’ People always ap
plaud whenever an orchestra begins to
play it. Why is it?”
The professor was silent a long time.
“Well,” he said at last, ‘*1 have
sometimes thought it whb because
everybody liked the tune.”—Chicago
Tribune.
An Objection.
“No,” said the friend, *‘I don't
think your new type of American girl
will create anything of an artistic stir.”
“Why not?” asked the artist, in at
one of indignant disappointment.
“Because her legs are not too long
nor her waist too short In fact, she
looks too much like a human being to
bs accepted as artistic’’—Washington
bur.
THE WHITE SUMMER OIRL.
She Is a Sympbeny In White and Ker
Teeth Should Match.
The girl who now plane to go off on
her summer vacation recognizee that it
is a white year.
Everything in the
line of feminine apparel is white by
preference. White is all the fashion.
White dresses, white ribb ns, white
bats, white stockings, even white trim
ming on the bathing dresses.
White
psraeols, indeed the summer girl is a
svmphony in white.
Now comes the point we wish espec
ially to make.
Do you think this beautiful vision of
white lovliness this summer girl in all
he»- white costuming looks well when
she opens her mouth to laugh and
shows a yellow set of teeth?
Heaven forbid that any dainty wo
man who expects admiration this sum
mer, from those who look upon her,
will forget the absolute necessity of
having her teeth white, clean and per
fect.
Before yon go to the coast, or to the
country, for your vacation, go to Wise
Brothers, the famous dentists in the
Failing building, Portland, Oregon,
and have your teeth put in good order.
The cost is very moderate and the pain
nothing.
Outdone.
“He doted on Alice and would have
married her but for her mother.”
“Ah, her mother—”
"Yes, her mother was still more at
tractive.—Detroit free Press.
In Sunny Kansas.
Druggist’s Clerk—See Old Limping
Wolf—what a brown study he is in.
He’s wrestling with a tremednous prob
lem.
Druggist—What’s that?
Trying to figure out how he can get
a drink in a prohibition town.
On, that’s the trouble, eh? And
thereupon the kind druggist conducted
the noble red man to the back room of
the store, and the Indian problem was
quickly and easily solved.
Uncomfortable.
Finnicns—I wonder why it is that
those who attain the pinnacle of euc-
ce’“ never seem to be bappy?
Cynnicua—Because the pinnacle of
success is like the top of a particularly
tall lightning rod with a particularly
sharp point, and those who succeed in
perching temporarily upon it usually
find that they are targets for all the
•orld's lightning.
The readers of this paj^r will be pleased to
jam that there is at least one dreaded disease
mat se euee bas been able to cure in all its
“*»“ a id that iacatarrb. Hall’st atar-h Cure
"n-r positive cure known to the medical
•’“nay • atarrb being ac<institutional dla
ser requires a constitutional treatment.
Strli.?.' •I*rrb Cure is taken internally, a ting
.. . ‘V’’Pon the blood and mucous surfaces
» ,’?”*'®* thereby destroying the foun.la-
... ’ ".JS* dfaee, and giving the patient
s.e
br building up the con-tttui on and
,ri nature in doing its work. The pro-
K ors hare so much faith In its curative
•-re. that they offer One Hundred Dollar,
>hat it fa U to cure, bend for list
v'terttmoniaia. Address
K, , v. .
F •». CH EM1Y & CO., Toledo, 0
bVr’>Wista,7Se.
• fannlr Pills are the heat
Not Too Precipitate.
Georgia, dear,” she said to
’he duke, "why don’t you go to papa
^May, ar* dangerous, you
'*»• I realize that,” he replied,
1 ve only xnown you three days
*n' these get-rich-qnick schemes al-
*»m to be so risky.”—Chicago
**wd-H«r*ld.
„
Bls flood Hearted Guess.
I J'®*ley thinks his wife is an an-
That so’ Why, I didn’t know
J1m»iey was married ”
is a widower.”
Bibles In Demand In China.
Intemperance.—Intemperance Is not
only one of the most degrading of
sins. It is one of the moat disgusting
of follies. It is wasteful. It is sinful,
it is foolish.—Itev. G. Dobbs. Baptist
New Orleans, La.
Holding Office.— a mean, little pol
itician may have to prostitute all his
virtues to bold office; but a great man
with convictions and patriotism need
not do so.—Key. M. E. Harlan. Dis
cfple, Brooklyn. New York.
Stirring up Strife.—Shame upon the
man or woman who only knows hour
to stir up strife that can only lead to
a battle and have not learned yet the
necessity of following the sanie to the
final Issue.—Rev. W. L. Simmons, Bap
tlst, Peoria. 111.
The Name of Jesus.—Jesus is to us
the sweetest name that is ever breath
ed on mortal tongue. We lisp it at our
mother’s knee, and it Is the last utter
ance In our mortal agony, as the soul
goes to the great beyond and into
eternlW.-Kev. T. H. Rice. Methodist,
Atlanta. Ga.
Rewards.—What is the reward of the
spiritual life? We do not ask a re
ward for taking the trouble to keep
well. Health Is its own abundant
reward. And so to live spiritually is
to have life and have it more abund
antly.—Rev. Bartlett Crane, Methodist,
Kalamazoo. Mich.
Objects of Contempt.—The loafer,
MR. JOHN W. MENO.
the sporting rich, the selfish society
Mr. John Meng, 54 Jeffreson Ave., Indianapolis, Ind., State representative
woman, the worthless mau of mouey
In the private car and the tramp on of Indianapolis Business College, writes
“I firmly believe that I owe my fine health to Peruna. Constant travel and
the trucks underneath It. are equally
the objects of the contempt of the man change of food and water wrought havoc with my stomach, and for months I
suffered w ith indigestion and catarrh ot the stomach. I felt that the only thing
who works.—Rev. J. H. Speer, Presby to do was to give up my occupation which I felt very reluctant to do. Seeing
terian. Denver. Col.
an ad. of Peruna as a specific for catarrh I decided to give It a trial, and used
The Living Christ.—Jesus Christ it faithfully for six weeks, when I found that my troubles had all disappeared
lives to-day more than be ever lived. I and I seemed like a new man. I have a bottle of Peruna in my grip all the
time, and occasionally take a few doses which keeps me in excellent health.”
He lives in all the good deeds with —John W. Meng.
which Christendom is tilled, in every I
The most common phases of summer [ who need a good remedy. As a tonic
effort to discover new means of coming '
catarrh are catarrh of the stomach and it is excellent. In the »bort time I
to the aid of the sick and the suffer ■ bowels. Peruna is a specific for sum- . have used it it bas done me a great
Ing and the poor.—Bishop Spaulding, I mer catarrh.
I deal of good.”—Willis Brewer.
Roman Catholic, Chicago, Illinois.
Hon. Willis Brewer, Representative
If you do not derive prompt and sat
Change of Heart.—Man usurps the in Congress from Alabama, writes the | isfactory results from the use of Peru-
authority of Christ and deceives hi»: following letter to Dr. Hartman:
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv-
fellowmen if he professes to Join any
House of Representatives.
ing a full statement of your case and
one to the body of Christ. Men may
Washington, D. C.
he will be pleased to give you his valu-
Tbe Peruna Medicine Co., Colum- able advice gratis.
add "names,” the Lord adds souls in
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
re[ientance and faith, (inly a change bus, O.:
Gentlemen — I have used one b ttle The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
of heart unites a soul to Christ. Rev.
W. E. Wilkins. Baptist, Columbia, S. of Peruna for lassitude, and I take Ohio.
pleasure in recommending it to those I
C.
The Unknown Future.—If death ends
all, let us eat and drink for to-mor
All There la to It.
He Doesn't Worry.
row we die. If death is the beginning
“Tell me,” pleaded the artless
Duffy—Meeker’s a philosophical sort
of a larger life, let us be steadfast, maid, “wherein lies the secret of the ’ of chap isn’t be?
unmovable, always abounding In the art of conversation?”
Guffv—In what respect?
The sage affected the attitude he was
work of the Lord, for ns much as we
Duffy—Why, he is the husband of s
know that our labor in not in vain.— wont to assume when in the act of im famous woman, you know, but his oh-
Rev. F. O. Hall. Vnlversallst, New parting wiedorn, and said:
| scurity doesn’t seem to trouble him in
“My child, listen.”
' the least.
York City.
“I am listening,” breathlessly she
Manhood.—Manhood is not a thing
answered,
Something to Talk Through.
of the lips, but of the life; it lies not
“Well, my child,” he rejoined,
Hilow—I wonder if Breezes is going
in seeming, but in being. Manhood "that is the art of conversing agree
to make any political sfreecbes tbit
pays. It Is its own reward. It lifts ably.”—Stray Stories.
spring?
to the highest summits of real power;
Cumso—I don’t know. But why de
It gras|is all the prizes worth possess
Lively Occupation.
you ask?
ing; It commands the forces that con
To one nnfamiliar with country nom
Hilow—I saw him buying a new hat
quer men.—Rev. J. M. Markley, Con- enclature the question asked by the yesterday.
gregationallst. Denver. Col.
young man might no seem wholly un
Physical Energy.—Physical energy natural.
Making Money.
“And were you never in the country
Is an absolute requirement for success.
A certain amount of money minis
No matter where a man Is. he must during the season ot huskingbees Mr. ters to the proper wants of man, but
do some kind of work—he must liilior] 8— ?” asked the young lady.
the uian who spends his life in trying
“No. The idea' How do you husk
with his hands. The Almighty fiat pro
to make money is doing nothing more
nounced in the Garden of Eden was a bee?”—Philadelphia Press.
than piling up a mass of brass-header
that labor should forever lie the
tacks. What good does it do to neglect
Her Preference.
destiny of man.—Rev. J. F. Atkinson.
Fashionable Doctor—My dear young your wife, your home. y«*ur friends, t<
Episcopalian. Elizabeth. N. J.
ladv, you are drinking unfiltered water, make money?—Rev. Frank Crane.
Decay of France.—Germany, Russia, which swarms with animal organisms.
Pessimism.
Great Britain and the United States You should bave it boiled; that will
Pessimism nourishes itself in our
are to lead the nations of the world, kill them.
Patient—Well, doctor, I think I’d time, not in the hard ground, where la
because they are the most virtuous.
Since France Is dying of a moral i sooner 1« an aquarium than a ceme bor swears and mails, but in the flow
ery I reds of luxury and slothful ease
plague, let us put a quarantine upon ■ tery.—London Tit-Bits.
— Rev. J. W. Chadwick.
her products—her pictures, plays,
A Valuable Publication.
novels and works of art.—Rev. W. F.
Moral Rectitude.
A full set of the “Almanach de
Crafts. Baptist. Washington. D. C.
Moral rectitude is a protest against
Gotha,” from 174« to 1900, was re
The Value of Music.—In estimating cently sold in Paris for 11,300. Of evil.
Wise men are ready to com
the forces that are set apart by God j course its value is largely that of » lit- I mend a goo>< man, (or he is of value
to work for the world s regeneration, erarv rarity, but the old volumes are to the community in which be lives
we must give music a high place; not extremely useful to s|>ecial students. | — Rev. George Adams.
that musl<' can do It of Itself any more
than preaching can. but music is often
the medium through which the spirit
works ui>on the souls of men. -Rev
G. B. Vosbugh. Methodist, Denver,
Col.
The Power of Sin.—God does for ths
sinner what the sinner can not do for
himself. The sinner can not regener j
ate himself. He can not work for hli
pardon, but when God saves him from
For Infants und Children.
the guilt of sin. the sinner must from
that point t>egln to work along with
God. for his deliverance from the pow
er of sfn.-Rev. A. R. Holderby. Meth
odist. Atlanta. Ga.
Freedom—Men may oppress and
tyrannize under constitutional forms,
A\cCdabk’ Preparation for As
tint they cannot evade or permanently1
similatinßtticFoodandRegula •
prevail where the soul of freedom rules
Ung the Steinachs and lkrweis of
the people. Wealth may be increased j
and may engender such effeminacy |
and love of luxury as not only to le
stroy itself, but to destroy the capabil
PromoicsDigcBtion.ChprrruE
ities by which it Is produced. -Rev
ness and Resi Contains neither
G C. Lorimer, Baptist New York.
Opium. Morphine nor Mineral
City.
N ot N ahcotic .
Cause and Effect-The only thlhf
bat oppose» man 1a the negative
z ,
_
Human law. If this did not obtain [
man would be restored to his pristine j
k
Ztx rsM *
condition as a spiritual ego. Man is,
jEfedfwUt-
1
not depraved bet ause be wants to be
¿New*"* '
\
I
but tiecause his mind 1» human, moral |
and finite he has no option than to
Mirw
’
I
express a corresponding condition He
Is under the law of cause nnd • lie. t.
A perfect Remedy forU onstipa
—Rev F E. Mason. *<dentist. Brook
1 Ron. Sour Stornar it. Diarrhoea
lyn. N- Y.
Worms.tonvuhions.Fv'vvri-h-
An Evpenslve I.uvury.
ness and Loss OF SLEEP
An Ind an Territory man ««• fined
Fac Suede Signature of
for four minutes of steady <w ear
ing over the telephone This may »«■»ml
high but It should be rein* nd-ered I
NF.W YORK
CASTORIA
CAST0R1A
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Thirty Years
*ntly a Chinese professor in a
v,.’?“**"* college mad- application
Verv likely the Judge fee reti ine
“by English bibles for the use of
wires would fuse next titue if be dl.i» t
“* ” mien la.
give the fellow a severe warning.
Cleveland Piarti I»ealer.
Every man thinks be I« «•* In a
tfo issul and be is-one of the d
p fiera.
exact copy o ' wnAPPC*
fe»----------------------------------------------------
CASTORIA
t»f rt***v» «•••••» WWW *••• «rw
(SueeoMort u> John Poole)
Foot nt Morrl«on Street. *\>rtlmd, Oregon
The Eli <>«»o!ine Engine A child « an run It.
Valve« and all working pi rt cowr»M| up 2 h.
p |1*‘ ih p |_1 t*h p . # •*'
Put in a lit
tle <>aMoline «nd then go to i«k*ep.”
W ri’e for illustrated catab <ue and for price
on anything you need in the machinery line.
Among the articles composing a
“ 1 have used Ayer's Hair Vigor
bride's outfit In th«* Japanese island
for a great many years, and al
of Oshirna is a big tub of drinking
though I am past eighty years of
water. Water Is very scarce in the
age, yet 1 have not a gray hair in
my head.”
islaud, and the prudent bride tries to
Geo. Yellott, Towson, Md,
have a supply on band.
The penalty among the Hottentots
We mean all that rich,
for widows who marry again is a
somewhat severe one. It is the rule
dark, color your hair used
among these p«*ople that, before so
to have, if it’s gray now,
marrying a widow must cut off the
no matter; for Ayer’s
Joint of a finger and present it to her
new husband on the wedding day.
Hair Vigor always re
8mokeless powder throws off a faint
stores color to gray hair.
haxe which is clearly discernible
Sometimes it makes the
through violet glasses.
Drilling machinery. Over forty different «tylfe»
hair
grow very heavy and
of machine« for Water, Ha« and Mineral Proupwt-
Chrysanthemums In Japan ar«
tng Steam or borite power
We handle the Kelly
it lannevhlll Co.1« machlnerv. and full lines of re-
long; and it stops falling
trained into nunierou» qualut shapes,
l»aln« carried in stock. We «I mo furaUli «aaallne
engine« tv mu this machinery. Our machine« are
like the old Fngllsh yew trees. In the
of tne hair, too.
«'aster, stronger and eanler to operate than any other
form of i>»Nicoeks. etc. In Toklo there
machine on the market riiotiwands are in sue-
SI M a tettto. All tfrvttiata.
ce««ful »«iteration
HEIEHHON MAtHINKHY
are gardens filled with life size figures
CO., (venerai Agent«, foot of M oitis « hi street,
if your drii^gim cannot supply you,
Portland, Ore. Send tor Erve lllUHtruled C«tol«»g.
made entirely of the flowers and
•eud ua one dollar and we w ill expreaa
leaves, the faces being masks, ami
you a Iwittle Be «ure and gne the n«ui«
Of
your ue*re«t eiprea« oflu e Addie««,
these chrysanthemum figures accurate
J.C. A\EK UU., Lowell, M am
ly represent court ladies, warriors,
children and animals, one of the fa
WONDERFUL
vorite characters IH-Ing a young lady
Why Engagement Waa Broken.
with a fox's tall peeping from under
HOME
"I,
A.
B
,
declare
my
engagement
to
her dress, and a mask which by the
TREATMENT
touch of a string turns Into reynard’s C. D, »piiiHter, of thia town, to l>e at
Thi* wor.dvrtul < hi
an end by leaaon of her pawning the
tie«»»* <|octur I m railed
head.
great I hm - uhm * hr currM
engagement ring,” ie from the per-
WithlHIt O|MTH
"The contractor for the New York tonal column of a Germau uewtpapar.
tion that art1 given up
to die. He CUT»* m with
rapid transit subway recently statiwl.”
thonr wonderful Chi
To Break In New Shoe«.
kh . vb the Electrical Review, "that ow
nese herbs, root«, hud«,
bark« uiul wgeteblr*
ing to th«* gr«*at developments In elec Always shake in Allen's Foot Eaae, « |M»wder
that
arc entirely un
It cures hot, sweating aching, swollen fret
know’ll to l1U*dlCHl M«'i
trical art. a generation of electricity Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunion«. At
enor In thH country
rhrmigh thè
th(M»<* barmlPMM remcdlen thl* famou« doetor
is now only thr«*»> years. This Is a all druggist.« and shoe «tores, .’. m - l»on t accept
any •'iibstitutc Sample n.»» . i i 1.1 i
\>i ■. < -
knowN th»> Hcllon <»f over
tliffvrvnt rem-
startling announcement, ami sets one Alien S. Olmsted, lx? Roy, N. V.
whlch lie AiucecMMfully u«»*n In «lifferent
dlwcaMCM.
Ile
guarantr«*N
to
cure
cHttwrh, twith
to thinking. What becomes of all the
iiiM. luiig. throMt, rhvuniHtImn. iiervtHWiiMfe,
Truly Unlucky.
«tornarli, llvwr, kldney», etc. ; tuv» humiredn of
old machinery and who pays for the
Cliarge« moderate. Cali and
Do you believe that 13 is an un- t«*y«timonÌMlM.
new? How long will it be before a
«(•e hlm. l’atlent1* out of firn city wrtte for
blanks and CIK «U hi s. Mcnd «UUUP CONNI l.
company can install a plant and f<*el luesy number to have at the table?”
TATION FKICL
ADHKF. mt *
assured that the machinery will not asked the Mt. Auburn man
“
I
do,
”
replied
the
Norwoo»!
philos
The
C.
Gee
Wo
Chinese Medicine Co.
have to come out within a year or
253 Alder St.. Portland, Oregon.
two? Does not thia continual scrap opher, ”espe< tally when there ie only
IfMruiiou paper.
ping of machinery mean a loss some enough dinner for 12.”
where?”
C|TQ r.rm.ii.un» owns Vo n>. sr nM.ou.nM»
»n»r firn I.» • onttpr Ntis.'.orMlt Nom
A curious railway accident Is report filo
AMtor-r. B-u.t for HU KK SZ.UOirl.t hoin.sudIn-*»
ed front India by C omuioh . About two «• Oi R H K lims , lad. un ArrhSt.. PhlfoUlvhtor»
kilometer» (l’<, miles) from Ranqtore
Granite Beat Building Material.
Hat. says the Journal, "a train com
The value of granite aa a building
posed of an engine, thirteen passenger material is 10 to 25 time» as great an
cars and three other cars, was seized that of brick. After granite come in
and overturned by a tornado. The the following order limeatone, alate,
ff you b«T»‘nt a regular, healthy movement of tM
phenomenon was absolutely local, and aandhtone.
Dowel« every day, yuu'ro sick, or will be Keep roof
bowel« open, and be well. Force, in the «bape of
since nothing was nottced at the sta- .
violent physic or pili poison t« dangerous The
tlon Just left by the train, and except I For cough, and colds there is no better nmootbest. easiest, nmtt perfect wa/ vf keeping ixe
bowel« clear and clean 1A to take
medicine
than
Piao
s
Cure
for
Consump
for th«* upsetting of a few native lints
there appears to have been no other, tion. Price 25 cents.
CANDY
damage. The number of the wounde»l |
CATHARTIC
An Earth Angel.
is not exactly kuown, for the Hindu
81. Peter (at Heaven’s gate)—Come
passengers tied panic stricken In an In
in.
slant. Thirteen persons were killed
Fair Spirit (anxions'y)—la my halo
and fifteen wounded are known, Some on straight?—N. Y. Weekly.
of the cars were turued eml for end.
Indicating a whirlwind.”
P’s««»«, rslstable. Hoceni Tsite (food. Do (food,
Those who have had no practical
Hever
Weaken, or Gripe. lUc.
50c Writs
experience In the use of ll<]uid fuel
tor free sami >> and bookk-t on heslm. Address
Bt.rli.a «•«.», I
CklMs^ So.tr.sl, S.w Isrk. SSW
ar«* often surprised at the elaborate-
neas of some of th«* methotls employed
16251746
to secure efficient eonibustion of the
oil. One of the latest Is tin* Orde
• .stëX£fë(txî)<»'s; •>•*• *®®e®»>- •
system, which Is employed for steam
ship«. First, the oil must Is* fre«*d, as
The Champion Draw Cut Mower
perfectly as possible, from water. This
la done by preliminary settling In a
Write for
tank, l-'roui the tank the oil Is pumped,
Alcohol, I llusi rated
under a pressure of sixty |«oumla to
C irculars
Opium, . M
__
the inch. Into the burners. On Its
way it la heated to a temperature j
Tobacco I ftw A rfo a TOOMtST to
Just below its Isilllng point, and then, '
Usina jw
D’fiftAND.o«
AT* I Ttiephc>ne
rviinJS»
on emerging from the Inner tuts* ot the
burner, it is met by »teain mid air
heated to 800 degrees or more, and
thus is entirely converted Into vapor,
In this form It Is sprayed Into
flame and eonaunied.
The VI,,«er with the “HIIAW ITT "
/Dr. C.Gee Wo
J
BESTFORTHE
BOWELS
drawing" ihe cutting bar from h point
Hhrad, caiim I iik the w heel-* to pre«« hard
er <m the ground. Mini giving iiirreaM*<l
¡Hiwer for nard cutting.
i
It I« no "pimh cut," “pushing" the bar
from lieeind, when the more cuttiug,
th»* more tendency for the wheel)* to Hit
from the ground.
s«*e the point? The "hraw <’ut” (’ham-
pton keepN the wheel« on the ground 1
nnd i« the moat yowerful cutter in the
Held llax many <onvenient featurex
Send for handMome catalogue and cal
endar. Mailed free.
A nntive iraveler In Japan bought
two »napping turtlfs, and being afraid
that lie would be »barged heavily for
their transportation ns live animals
on the train, he place»! them In a small
portable trunk which lie carried. The
Japan Weekly Mail tells of au
venture that befell the man and
turtle«.
When he got on the train he held
trunk so carefully under his arm that
a thief who was In the crowd was sure
the man had Mtmethlng valuable In
the box. Bo he got Into the »time car
and took an adjoining aeat. Taking
the first opportunity, be cut a amall
hole In the trunk with a sharp knife
and sllpp«*d In bls band.
About thia time the turtles conclud
ed that there was "something doing,”
nnd they took bold of bis fingers In a
In-arty way. Gritting bln teeth, the
thief tried to withdraw hlx hand, but
he could not. Then lie howled, and
the owner of the trunk seize»! him and
turoetl him over to the train ¡>eople,
who at the next station gave him to
a policeman.
The Incident, however, wru not rl<>«.
ed until the traveler was pnnlshx! for
violation of the railway regulations.
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MITCHELL. LEWIS A STAYER CO..
First <a4 Tartar Sts..
SHOW ME A PROS
PEROUS BUSINESS
And I’ll »how you a
Smith-Premier
W antril f<» (i«> H ck.
An abtwTit minded elderly man en-
tered the station at Rockville (’enter,
L. I.. tb<* other day. Nervoonly Snyer«
Ing a dollar bill, he appro«« ho<| the
window an»l asked:
"What's the fare to ÎCorltville C'en
ter?"
The agent InokM at him a minute
and then said In a loud voice;
"Tbla la Rockrille (’enter.”
The old man with the far-away look
In hla eyes pushed the dollar under
the grating and said calmly :
"Give me a return thket” New
York Tim»-«
A wrmian doesn't «are snyhng
ats.iit the silver lining» of clouds If ber
gown la only silk lined
Tboae who offer lairynlna yet rick
qu. krr
bau ’L -•
n •
Type
writer in the office of
that buaineaa-nine times
out of ten. It’s like the
red headed girl and the
white hone
when you
•ee one you can ice the
other.
Drop u» a poetai and let
u» tell vou about thia
T ypewriter.
Carriage Exercise as Mourner.
At h funeral In Glasgow a gentleman
found himself opposite a pale faced
man very warmly clad. Feeling a curi
ous lnter»N»t In Ida companion, he ven
tur«*d to a»k him If he wm a relative
of the deceased. The pale-faced man
replied In the negative. Pressing the
question a little further, he Inquired If
he was connectid with the dei-ease»L
"No.” ««hl the other. "I am in no way
connwte»! with him.” “(Inly a friend?”
Inslnuatol the gentleman. "No,” was
again the reply. “I am not aware that
I ever shw the r!e«-eai<ed. but,” he ad
ded. "I have l>e«*n In poor h<*alth for
some time; my medical adviser has
ordered me to take carriage exercise,
and thia la the third time I have lie.n
to the crmelrry this week.”
Porllaad. Orrzoa.
CXM)« *««(«••••!
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DURPHY & DICKERMAN
Sole Aeentv for faille Coast,
247 Stark St., Portland Oregon
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milk
HOGS grow end fatten <| hi < krr if <lvrn thi« food.
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Perhaps this ia the ls*at <*han<*e that has l*e»n offer*»! to
vrsi. You can't sfford tooveri*M*k it. I’* r ha pa you will
a ic< ■•«•»I 1» at in a l«i- io as car«s*r. B e fit you practically
for laisine«,, ami assist in getting y«ai a position «hen
f-omplet»*»i; all our grmluates are • niploy»*»!. That's the
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atrs You hml belt« r sit right down now ami write for
<atal>*ne «Inch explains fully.
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BEHNKE-WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE, »•X^
l^at the Smith I’
w hawe purché*
if 1« the m««t (O-mler typewlier t»n
tnarhinm fot our new rho» L
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