The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, March 21, 1903, Image 9

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TRIALS OS THE ASPHALT GANG.
The For««»» Ha. Hard Work tn Keep
Public Off tb. S«ft Pavement,
■ There ia no ether season when good
Lc dicino is so much needed a* in the
■pring-
I The blood is impure, weak and
fcpoverished—a condition indicated
By pimples and other eruptions on the
k.e and body, by deficient vitality,
Love of Christ.—Our love must be
Lss of appetite, lack of strength, and
personal and not abstract.—Hutus
Lant of animation.
Wood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Make the blood pure, vigorous and
ki ll, create appetite, give vitality,
Itr ngth and animation, and cure
Li eruptions. Have the whole family
be .'in to take them today.
I - Hood's Sarsaparilla has been used in
kir family tor some time, and always with
|ood results. Last spring I was all run
■own and got a bottle ot It, and as usual
Received great benefit." Miss B kvlxh
■orca, Stowe, Vt.
[ Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to
■ure and keeps the promise.
The Only Way.
I Clergyman—I am sorry to hear that
km sell liquor in this hotel.
[ Hotel Clerk — Well, sir, we wouldn’t
if we could get people to stop buying it.
I-Brook ya Life.
Exp'anatory.
“For a first attempt in public,” said
ter friend encouragingly, “I thought
kiu sang with a good deal of feeling * »
[ “I don't wonder at that,” replied
hie ambitious young vocalist, “My
heart was in my throat al) the time.”
[-Chicago Tribune.
The Root of the Matter.
Pat— An’ so yez shtru, k fer shorter
pours?
I “Mike—Y’is—We want each wan to
kmsist av for-rty minutes, begorry! —
Fuck.
A Strong Man.
I “Jaysmith is a strong man," said
renspot.
I “Indeed?” asked Goslin.
"Yes; I have seen him break a
fwenty-dollar gold piece.”
| “Ah, I presume you mean that be is
k strong man financially.”
B
of Ointment® for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,
A« mercury will surely destroy the sense of
tanell and completely derange the whole sys­
tem when entering it through the mucous sur­
faces Buch articles should never be used ex­
cept on prescriptions from reputable phvsi-
fciH ns, as the damage thev will do is ten fold to
[be good you can possibly derive from them.
Hull's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney A Co., Toledo,O., contains no mercury,
End is taken internally, acting directly upon
[he blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure b® sure you get
the genuine. It is taken internally, and made
in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A Co. Testi-
Jnonials free.
| Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
i Hall’s Family Pills are the ben.
Disappointed.
“So you were held up by bandits?”
' “Yes, and that isn’t the worst of it.
[They simply took my money without
detaining me long enough to give me
a start as a magazine writer or lectur­
er."—Washington Star.
That “O-u-g-h.”
A rough -coated, dough-faced plough-
Inan strode coughing and hiccoughing
through the streets of Scarborough.—
much.
A Canadian's Wise Saying.
I The greatest asset of any country is
the brains of its people. — Andrew
klonar Law, M. P., London.
A Ouess.
“This is the laundry,” said the agent
who was showing them through the
house. “Here, you see. are stationary
wash tube.”
“Ah, why do you call them station­
ary?” inquired the bride-to-be. “Is it
liecause colored goods won’t run in
them?”—Philadelphia Press.
Something of a Mathematician.
“He must be a pretty good mathe-
matican?”
“How is that?”
"He’s manager of a burlesque show.”
“Well?”
"Well, that’s mostly a question of
figures, isn’t it’”—Brooklyn Eagle.
Calls for Explanation.
Philosophers like Mr. Perkins, Mr
Morgan’s partner, who declared that in
modern conditions the young man wno
works hard must win success, should
add a few foot notes to their disquisi­
tions explaining matters satisfactorily
to tbo men who Jiave worked hard anil
not won.
Those Who Roost.
Newcome—They tell me hens never
lay eggs at night. Did you know that?
Hubbubs— Uh, yes.
Newcome—Strange, isn’t it?
Subbubs—Not at al).
All the hens
era roosters at night, you know.—
Philadelphia Press.
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I
CASTOR IA
It makes no difference
, whether it Is chronic,
■ acute or infUmmatcry
Rheumatism
Maybe a Higher Temperature.
A doctor was attending a dangerous
case where a Scotch butler was en
gaged, on calling In the forrno n be
said to Donald: "I hope your master's
temperature is much lower today than ,
It was last night" “I'm no «ae very
sure aboot that.” replied the butler,
"for he dee d this morning "
cf the musc.es or M"ts
r
cF
I
Grand larceny.
He stole a kiss Now. that" cried »be.
“I'll have you understand.
Is really petit larceny "
“It s not." said be “It's graudr
• -Philadelphia Pre»»
without mem I bare uae«i them foraotne time
for ind geatiea an-:
*
p *teiy curad Recommend then to every one
Once tried, you will never be without them ;n
the fami.y ’’
Enw a M abx , A akoj . N. Y.
CANOV
CATHARTIC
r»ADI
Da
BRONE GRiSSiSS®
SPECIAL PIANO SALE
Lots of Snaps in Prices.
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Need No Law.—People who wish to
Might Be Doing Worse.
do right need no law; those who are
“If I were the mayor,” remarked
desiring the finest and best things do
not feel the touch or pressure of any the stranger who bad attended a meet­
statute; they keep within the limits ing of the city council, “I wouldn’t
of the right because they have no de­ permit the aldeimen to waste so much
time in useless wrangling over trivia)
sire to do otherwise.—Rev. Dr. Savage,
matters.”
Unitarian, New York.
“The mayor knows what he is
Character.—Christ looks at life in its about,” replied the citizen. “When
contribution of character. It is not a they’re wrangling they’re not doing
question of per cents and returns of an any mischief.”—Chicago Tribune.
investment Blmply; it is a matter of
principles and purposes and results in
Mothers will flno Mrs. Winslow's Booth.
life and life forever. He asks: "What Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
sort of men does it produce?”—Rev. ahildreu dunug the teething penod.
Dr. Carlisle. Methodist, Columbia. S. C.
Pedagogics.
The Greatest Thing.—Love is the
“
Oh,
yes,
”
replied the bright and
greatest thing, not only In this world,
scientific young mother; “I always
but In all worlds. It Is the master give Clifford 25 cents when I spank
builder of the home and also of the him. The best authorities are quite
human heart. It is the essence of true agreed that punishing a child for noth­
religion. Our human loves are but ing tends to confuse bis ethical
sparks of the great divine love.—Rev. notions.”—Puck.
Dr. Waters. Congregationalism Brook­
lyn. N. Y.
Heart Power.—The world is run on
ST. HELEN’S HALL.
heart power, yet men do not realize It.
Portland, Oregon.
Thought, what a great thing It is! It,
and Day School for girlw. Has
is said that the day of high thinking a A Boarding
Normal Kindergarten Training Depart­
is past. I do not believe It. There' ment, which has a separate residence for
classes The Bo ar ding IM*
must be high ideals and aspirations. kindergarten
partmen t provides a cheerful and well ar
Thinkers are necessary — men of ranged home for young ladies. For cata­
or other information apply to
thought, as well as action.—Rev. Dr. logue
MISS ELEANOR TEBBETTS, Principal^
Page, Episcopal. Waco. Tex.
An Action.—The average man does
not seem to think far beyond an ac­
tion. There is a larger lielief in luck
and chance than there is in law and
certainty. The men of this genera­
tion have constructed a God after their
CREAM
own conception and laws contrary to
SEPARATORS
the principles of the kingdom of God
and the Scriptures.-Rev. Dr. S tu­
Are told subject to ap­
rnons. Baptist, Peoria, Ill.
proval and at a price
Development—To strive to find the
that will enable you
to make a good profit
best in life, to get at Its real though
on a few cows The
half hidden meaning; day by day
cleanest, fairest ma­
faithfully looking always for the deep
chine in all the world.
er. truer things of life, cannot fall to
Strongest In ALL theee pointe that any
other, via:
bless us. We live to become some­
Clot* Skimming.
Easy Clean® g.
thing rather than to get something
Light Running.
Durability.
Heaven cannot come to those wasting
Write for free catalogue.
the life given to them for develop-
ment.-Rev. A. E. Bartlett. Universal
MITCHELL LEWIS I STIVER 10.
1st. Manchester. N. II.
PORTLAND, Or«.
Deserves More.—Which of us dares
SPOKANE. U..h,
BOISE, I4»I n
to say that he. in God's sight, deserves
Woo Medal, rari., 1«».
more than be gets? Which of us. then
can say that God is bound to give him ,
more than He does. The truth taught j
all through the Gospel Is to throw our |
selves not upon the justice of God. Imt
upon His mercy. His goodness. Ami
goodness Is free. It la spontaneous It
flows from God -Rev. Dr. Alsop. Ep s
*•1 have eead yo«r valuable CAW< A«
RFTS and «rd tbem perfect. Cou dn t do
copallan. Brooklyn. N. Y.
Biliousness
Mind This
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Bestorwr. Send for FRRKS'J.OOtria) bottle and treat
iM. D b .IL II. K linr . Ltd. R31 arch St.. Philadelphia» P b
AMERICAN
Can rive you the beat t-argaln» In Boilers
and Eiiftnea Windmill«, i < | - and i .ene­
Bald tb» foreman of a repair gang
Hardest Known “
•
ral Machinery
w<. ..i <awtng Machine» ®
apecialty >«• ua before buying
working on Eighth avenue: “People
Tl U (IT li V lir“* u '••’U'l.r’ul lu •
*
Hl ,,r>' rou”‘ry My Timo
have an Idea that a foreman has an
“ For 25 years I have never
I I 111 U I II I thy la (Imply unequaled
easy time; that all be ha* to do 1* to
missed taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla
Finns! in U.S.
Ä iur
every spring.
It cleanses mv
•taud around with bl* baud» In bl*
llvered in yuur town
blood,
makes
me
feel
strong,
and
pocket and »wear at the meu at regular
does me good in every way.” —
Intervals. Aside from the fact that a
G. 184
S. Front
MINN,
the SEEDMAN.
John P. Hodnette, Brooklyn, N.Y.
St., Portland, Oregon
foreman superintends the job and Is
SHOTS
therefore responsible for any mistake,
Will also semi you at same time sam­
UNION MADE
ples and prices of my great specialties.
Pure and rich blood
be has the duty of policing the »trip of
W. L. DouglteN ntahna and anil9
mon'a Qoodvaar
(Hand-
asphalt being laid down—that Is, of
Sowed Proceea! ahoaathan any othar
carries new life to every
keeping pedestrians and vehicle» front
manufactumn In tha
part
of
the
body.
You
running over it before It’s hard. The
$25,000 REWARD
will be paid to anyone who
gang know» how to do It» work without
can diapruve thia etat^iuaut.
are invigorated, refreshed.
being eternally c.iased at. I could go
Because W. L. Ikuigla®
You feel anxious to be
to deep, and while they might loaf a
isthe largest manufacturer
he
can buy cheaper and
little the work would be just a* well
active. You becomestrong,
f>nxluce his shoes at a
done. But If I should go away for half
ower cost than other con­
steady,courageous. That’s
an hour I'd tiud when I came back that
cerns, which enables him
to st'll shoes for $.1.50 and
half the population had either walked
what Ayer's Sarsaparilla
$3.00 etiual in every
or driven over the new patch.
way to those sold else­
"You'd suppose that citizens who are
will do for you.
where for $4 and $5.00«
The Doutrl&a secret pro-
forever complaining about the condi­
SI M a Mattia. All drafflata.
?eae of tannin« the bottom aolea produces abso­
tion of the streets would at least not
lutely pure leather ; more fexible and will wear
A»k your doctor wbat he think» of Ayer'»
longer than any other tannutra tu the world.
delay the work; yet they're like chil­
The »alas have more thau doubled the L>H«t four
S a r»Aparilla. He know« all about this aisud
years, which proves ita superiority. Why not
old family medicine Follow hi» advice aud
dren who want to poke their fingers or
give W. L. Douglas sh mas atrial and eavs money.
we will be »MtUfied.
J. C. A t ia Co., Lowell. Maa»
Notice Increase il'W Sales: •«. SOU, HRII, « I
their feet into everything that looks
In lluiiurki 1
1 lAU >A.e« ; Sà,OÌ4,1140,00
soft. Once in a while a man will come
A Fktnof SS.it«o.45fl.7S tn Four Tears.
up to the edge of a fresh strip and dig
W. L. DOUGLAS 14,00 GILT tDCt LINS,
Worth $6.00 Compared with Othar Makes.
••Fltist.** Not Fittest.
his toe into it to see bow soft it is. I sup­
The beat imported and American leaf here, Hey I 'a
Calf, Ca'f. Vici Kid, Corona
pose. Then he'll try to smooth the im­
Mrs. Kingdon—Just think, out of Patent Calf. Enamel,
P. H. Ü.
Na. 13—1603,
Colt, and National Kangaroo, fait Color Eyeleta.
pression sway, but you can't do that all of Uncle Koger®' nine children, the Pailthn • Th*' genuine have W. R DOUOULS
UflUilUII » name and price etaiuped on bottom.
with asphalt—make a hole In It and one now living is Cousin Jane.
’HEN writing to ad v erti sere please
Hint. Catalog free.
mention ibis paper.
Mr. Kingdon—Cousin Jane, the w. 1«. ba mjtl. for. sxfra.
you've got to pour in more stuff to level
UMOC M.TUN. MAU.
dressmaker?
it off.
Mrs. Kingdon— Ye*.
“The inquisitive man Isn't the only-
Mr. Kingdon— Well, it’» only nat-
troublesome one. Probably the man
<
who's in a hurry and doesn’t like to go nral that she should be the last. Sur­
Boys’ and Youths’
«
out of bi* way Is the worst. When we vival of the fitist, you know.—New
are working at crossings where thou- ! Y’ork Time».
Jack Knife Shoes
sands of people pass every hour It 1
Ask your dealer for the Jack
would take a 'fire line' to keep them off 1 For coughs and cold« there ia no better
Knife Shoe. Every boy gets a
They cut right through the middle with medicine than Pi*o'» Cure for Consump­
pocket knife w:th his pair of
the air of a small boy with a chip on tion. Price 25 cent*.
shoe*. Best wearing shcei. Razor
his shoulder. Women are the hardest
steel
knives.
HI» Occupation.
creatures to manage Only a day or two
“
What
have
you
ever
done
for
your
J KRAUSE & PRINCE, Wholesalers, 87-8«» First St., Portland, Or.
ago 1 caught a shopper attempting to
country,” naked the indignant citizen.
break past me. I spoke to her. ns I . “Never started to count up,” answ­
thought, very quietly nnd respectfully. |
ered the practical politician. “Too
She jumped ss If a horse had suddenly 1 busy finding out what my country can
..Scarcely a Day..
stuck his nose In her face. The tongue- do for me. "—Washington Star.
P bm ®« but we are called upon to perform
lashing she gave me before an amused
Home difficult dent al operation that la
crowd would have made a grease spot
the direct result of neglecting the teeth
Fickle.
Me cannot urge too atrongly the benefit
of any man less hardened than I am.
Tommy—Lil Greenup, you told me
and economy of consulting a dentist at
“ 'Don’t you speak to mt—don't you last week you like<l me bettei’n you
the very first sign of tooth trouble
At
the atari tbaa® trouble® ere corrected
dare speak to me,’ she cried. 'You have ! did any other boy, and now ynu’te let-
quickly ami at small cost Our methods
no right to frighten people out of their tin' Dick Trotter shine up to you.
aie painless ami our work guaranteed
Both phones Oregon Kouth 2291;
senses. You wouldn't dare to talk to
Lil—I did like you the beet last
Columbia M9. Open evenings till V
Bundays
from 9 to f..
my husband like that.*
week, but I’ve changed my mind.
"It doesn't do much good to put up Does ycur papa keep a candy store?
l>r w A « 1».-
barriers of barrels and planks. I've
Tommy—No.
2<W. 209. 210, 211, 212, 21 <. Failing Bldg.
seen a few lunatics crawl right under
Cor. Third and Washington 8ta.
Lil —Well, Dick’» papa doe».—Chi­ WISE BROS., Dentists.
PORTLAND. OUBGOKi
them or vault over them In order to kep cago Tribune.
In the straight line In which they were
going. Of course after we hav» laid a
stretch, we always put a fence up, and
take It away later when the asphalt
has thoroughly hardened. Then's the
time when he merry truck driver gets
In bls fine work; he whips bls horses up
and catches one of the barrels or boxes
with the hub of bls wheel, and down
tumbles the whole business. This la bls
Joy and especial care, for, If his truck
be big enough and heavy enough, he
Every opportunity now to get good instru­
Genuine
owns the streets.
ments
at moderate prices.
“Our troubles are not always with
laying asphalt. Sometimes when we're
chopping out old asphalt we clash with
Second hand pianos and organs that don’t cost
the 'man In the street.' Then little
much, but count for a whole lot when it comes to
chips bmrlstllng all over with sharp
points fly In every direction, and the
value. Instruments whose names are prominent
citizen who feels the sharp sting of an
asphalt crystal seems to lose all control
! and young enough to justify much larger prices.
Must Bear Signatura of
of bis temper. His line of reasoning. If
he reasons at all, la that we are Inten­
Write for a full description with names of
tionally throwing things at him. But
he takes It all out In talk and fist shak­
pianos, special sale prices and all details of this
ings, and goes off vowing to report the
e». PaoSInlI» Wr.ppw B «l.w.
great house-cleaning sale.
matter.
"As a sort of dumping ground for the
bad tempers of people,” concluded the
foreman, according to the New York
Tlmea, “we certainly deserve to be
given a place with the tnotormau and
the conductor.”
Washington Street, Corner Park,
I)
Jones. Quaker. Philadelphia, Pa.
The Bible.—The Bible is a b.»ok for
the common people, to be studied by
every man —Rev. J. C Ager, Sweden
borglan. Brooklyn. N. Y.
The Real Gospel—New York needs
Mrs. Laura L. Barnes, Wash«
the real Gospel of Christ The popu­
ington,
D. C., Ladies Auxiliary to
lar Christianity is paganism—W. K.
Kindel, Zlonlte, New York.
Burnside Post, No. 4, G. A. R.,
Smallest Service. — Money is the recommends Lydia E. Pinkham’s
smallest service a rich man can gtve. Vegetable Compound.
It is barren unless service is giveu
diseases that come to women only,
with It—James Logan. Evangelical. as “ a In rule,
the doctor is called in. some­
Worcester, Mass.
times several doctors, but still matters
Self-Control.—Where restraint is not go from bad to worse; but I have
exercised over one’s self it all leads never known of a case of female weals-
to a tendency to allow base passions na»s which was not helped when
Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable
to master us.- Rev. Dr. Cotter. Homan Compound
was used faithfully. For
Catholic, St. Paul, Minn.
young women who are subject to
A Higher Union.—The time is ripe headaches, backache, irregular or pain­
for a higher union, a union that shall ful periods, and nervous attacks due to
severe strain on the system by
result In building up the type of so­ the
some organic trouble, and for women
ciety in which good and free men be­ of advanced years in the most trying
lieve.—Rev. W. H. Ramsay, Louisville, time of life, it serves to correct every
Ky.
trouble and restore a healthy action of
of the body.
Higher Kingdom —The facts of God's all “ organs
Lydia E.Pinkham's Vegetable
higher kingdom are as plain to the Compound is a household reliance
man who studies and believes as are in my home, and I would not be with­
the facts of God's lower kingdom.— ; out it. In all my experience with thia
Rev. L. N. Watson. Episcopalian. Chll- j medicine, which covers years, I have
found nothing to equal it and al­
licothe, Ohio.
ways recommend it."—Mas. L avra L.
True Living.—To rid yourself of your B arnes , 607 Second St.. N. E., Wash­
own hell and to keep out of others Is ington, D. C. — 15000 fvl.lt ff orlfital t>f
the art of true living. This may not I above letter proving genuineneee cannot be produced.
Such testimony shonld be ac­
be ecclesiastical advice; It is common
sense.—Rev. F. E. Mason, Independ­ cepted by all women as convinc­
ing evidence that Lydia E.
ent, Brooklyn, N. T.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound
Restitution.—Great gifts from taint- ' stands without a peer as a rem­
ed fortunes are acts of restitution. edy for ull the distressing ilia of
Judas' money was not put in the treas­ women.
ury of the temple, but devoted to the
uses of the community.—Rev. Dr.
Of Course.
Grant, Episcopalian. New York.
The palmist looked fixedly at the
The Moral Code.—Society at present «'Oman's hands.
is to tie condemned for many devi­
“Why,” she said perplexedly, “this
ations from the moral code, but more is queer. Your right hand and your
particularly In Its frivolous views of left hand give different fortunes.”
the sacredness of marriage.—Rev. Dr.
“Yea, I suppose so,” replied the
Kranskopf. Hebrew, Philadelphia, Pa. woman, placidly. "I never let my
Highest Type.—If Christianity is the right hand know what my le’t hand
highest type of civilization and whd doetb, you know.”—New York Times.
can deny it?—then is It not true that
we are retrograding instead of ad­
vancing in certain lines?—Cardinal
Gibbons, Roman Catholic, Baltimore,
For Infants and Children.
Md.
Amusements.—People can get the The Kind You Have Always Bought
good there is in amusements without
going to the bad. if they have the right
Signature of
purpose; a class of genial, broad-mind­
ed Christians are attracting men to re­
Safer.
ligious life,—Rev. J. L. Scudder, Con-
"Aren’t you afraid to go bear hunt­
gregationalfst, Jersey City, N. J.
ing all by yourself.”
“No,” answered the huntsman.
Good Courage.—A believing heart Is
a source of courage. Good courage is “I d rather take chances on meeting a
the courage of faith in God. The Lord beat single-handed than on being mv-
said to Joshua: “As I was with Moses, J self mistaken for game by an excited
so will I be with you.” Joshua be- ' companion.”—Washington Star.
lleved God and was invincible.—Rev. EIT® Permanently eurea 5o fit» er nervouROMi
W. A. Huckabee, Methodist, Macon. III® after fir»t <iay’« □•eof Dr. Kliae'iGreat Nervi
Ga.
Health
JOHN POOLE. PORTLAND, ORE.
Foot of MorriaoH Street.
EILER’S PIANO HOUSE
SCHOOLBOY IN ANCIENT TIMES.
PORTLAND,
How a Roman Pupil of 2,000 Tears
Ago Bet Down HI» Day*» Doinas.
Something quite new in the form of
an exercise book for budding Greek
scholars has made Its appearance In
Germany. Into this “Greek Reader”
have been packed all sore of delightful
and almost unknown specimens of the
literature of ancient Greece, such as
fables, fairy tales, stories, etc., adapted
for young people. There are also exam­
ples of the work done by the pupil» of
the Graeco-Roman schools some twen­
ty centuries ago. The following, for In­
stance, Is the account of his dally rou­
tine work by a Roman schoolboy. He
writes:
“I wake up before sunrise, leave my
bed, sit down with my straps and shoes
and put on my shoes. Then water for
washing Is brought to me. I wash first
my hands, then my face, take off my
nightcap, put on my undergarment,
anoint and comb my hair, arrange my
neck cloth, put on a white upper gar­
ment and a wrapper. Then 1 leave my
bedroom, together with my tutor and
my maid, salute my father and mother,
and leave the house.” The mixture of
Rpartan abstinence In leaving home
without a breakfast and of the alto­
gether un-Rpartnn luxury of an attend­
ant tutor and maid la suggestive.
Th« youth goes on to explain, with a
deliciously pedantic air: "I reach the
school, enter and say 'Good morning
my teacher.’ He returns the salutation.
My slave hands slates, penbox and pen­
cil to me. I sit down tn my place and
write, and then I cross out what I have
written. I write from a copy and show
tt to the teacher.
He corrects and
crosses out what Is bad. Then be makes
me read aloud. Meanwhile the small
boys have to learn their letters and
spell out syllables One of the bigger
boys reads to them. Others write
verse» and I go In for s spelling rompe
tltlon. Then 1 decline and analyse
some verses. When I bare done all this
I go h'.m* to breakfast. I change my
clothe» and then I ent white bread and
ollvea, cheese, fig« nnd nuts and drink
some cold water. After breakfast I go
back to school. I find the teacher read
Ing aloud, and he says. 'Now we will
begin nt tb* beginning.' ”
This w-booltoy performance, says the
Westminster Gazette, goe» a long way
to »how once mor» that there 1» noth
Ing new under the »un. not even the
trivial round of the modem »eboolloy
Th» vital question of today, accord
Ing to the women's journals, la this:
"When 1» a garment a gown and «hen
Is tt a dre««’” Thoae who want to
keep ft --»at of th* time» »lieu d read
I tb» women'« tournala.
OREGON.
Large Houses San Francisco, Spokane and Sacramento.
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
One of the essential» of the happy homes of to-day Is a fund of
information as to right living and th» beat method» of promoting
health and happiness.
With proper knowledge, each hour of
recreation, of enjoyment and of effort may be made to contribute
to that end and are of not leaa value than the uaing of the most
wholesome foods and the selecting of the best medicinal agents
when needed. With the well-informed, medicinal agents are used
only when nature needs assistance and while the importance of
cleansing the svstem effectually, when bilious or constipated, has
long been known, yet until within recent years it was neceaaary
to resort to oils, salts, extracts of roots, barks and other cathartics
which were found to be objectionable and to call for constantly
Increased quantities.
Then physicians having learned that the most excellent laxatlvt
and carminative principles were to be found In certain plants,
principally in the leaves, the California Fig Syrup Co. discovered
a method of obtaining such principles in their purest condition and
of presenting them with pleasant and refreshing liquids in the form
most acceptable to the system and the remedy became known as—
Syrup of Figs—as figs were used, with the plants, in making It,
because of their agreeable taste.
This excellent remedy is now rspldly coming into universal use as the
best of family laxatives, because it is simple and wholesome snd cleanses
and .weetens the system effectually without disturbing the natural
functions and without unpleasant after effects and its use may be discon­
tinued when it is no longer required.
All who would enjoy good health and its blessings should remember
that it is the one remedy which physicians and parents well-informed
approve and recommend and use and which they and their little ones
alike enjoy, because of its pleasant flavor, its gentle action and ita
beneficial effects.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all reliable druggists, at the regular price
of flity cents per bottle, in original packages only, having the name ot
the remedy—Syrup of Figs—and the full name of the Company—
California Fig Syrup Co.—printed on the front of every package.
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