IfprZ/zg Medicine TRIALS OS THE ASPHALT GANG. The For««»» Ha. Hard Work tn Keep Public Off tb. S«ft Pavement, ■ There ia no ether season when good Lc dicino is so much needed a* in the ■pring- I The blood is impure, weak and fcpoverished—a condition indicated By pimples and other eruptions on the k.e and body, by deficient vitality, Love of Christ.—Our love must be Lss of appetite, lack of strength, and personal and not abstract.—Hutus Lant of animation. Wood’s Sarsaparilla and Pills Make the blood pure, vigorous and ki ll, create appetite, give vitality, Itr ngth and animation, and cure Li eruptions. Have the whole family be .'in to take them today. I - Hood's Sarsaparilla has been used in kir family tor some time, and always with |ood results. Last spring I was all run ■own and got a bottle ot It, and as usual Received great benefit." Miss B kvlxh ■orca, Stowe, Vt. [ Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to ■ure and keeps the promise. The Only Way. I Clergyman—I am sorry to hear that km sell liquor in this hotel. [ Hotel Clerk — Well, sir, we wouldn’t if we could get people to stop buying it. I-Brook ya Life. Exp'anatory. “For a first attempt in public,” said ter friend encouragingly, “I thought kiu sang with a good deal of feeling * » [ “I don't wonder at that,” replied hie ambitious young vocalist, “My heart was in my throat al) the time.” [-Chicago Tribune. The Root of the Matter. Pat— An’ so yez shtru, k fer shorter pours? I “Mike—Y’is—We want each wan to kmsist av for-rty minutes, begorry! — Fuck. A Strong Man. I “Jaysmith is a strong man," said renspot. I “Indeed?” asked Goslin. "Yes; I have seen him break a fwenty-dollar gold piece.” | “Ah, I presume you mean that be is k strong man financially.” B of Ointment® for Catarrh That Contain Mercury, A« mercury will surely destroy the sense of tanell and completely derange the whole sys­ tem when entering it through the mucous sur­ faces Buch articles should never be used ex­ cept on prescriptions from reputable phvsi- fciH ns, as the damage thev will do is ten fold to [be good you can possibly derive from them. Hull's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo,O., contains no mercury, End is taken internally, acting directly upon [he blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure b® sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A Co. Testi- Jnonials free. | Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle. i Hall’s Family Pills are the ben. Disappointed. “So you were held up by bandits?” ' “Yes, and that isn’t the worst of it. [They simply took my money without detaining me long enough to give me a start as a magazine writer or lectur­ er."—Washington Star. That “O-u-g-h.” A rough -coated, dough-faced plough- Inan strode coughing and hiccoughing through the streets of Scarborough.— much. A Canadian's Wise Saying. I The greatest asset of any country is the brains of its people. — Andrew klonar Law, M. P., London. A Ouess. “This is the laundry,” said the agent who was showing them through the house. “Here, you see. are stationary wash tube.” “Ah, why do you call them station­ ary?” inquired the bride-to-be. “Is it liecause colored goods won’t run in them?”—Philadelphia Press. Something of a Mathematician. “He must be a pretty good mathe- matican?” “How is that?” "He’s manager of a burlesque show.” “Well?” "Well, that’s mostly a question of figures, isn’t it’”—Brooklyn Eagle. Calls for Explanation. Philosophers like Mr. Perkins, Mr Morgan’s partner, who declared that in modern conditions the young man wno works hard must win success, should add a few foot notes to their disquisi­ tions explaining matters satisfactorily to tbo men who Jiave worked hard anil not won. Those Who Roost. Newcome—They tell me hens never lay eggs at night. Did you know that? Hubbubs— Uh, yes. Newcome—Strange, isn’t it? Subbubs—Not at al). All the hens era roosters at night, you know.— Philadelphia Press. O£HX>O{HXKHX> I CASTOR IA It makes no difference , whether it Is chronic, ■ acute or infUmmatcry Rheumatism Maybe a Higher Temperature. A doctor was attending a dangerous case where a Scotch butler was en gaged, on calling In the forrno n be said to Donald: "I hope your master's temperature is much lower today than , It was last night" “I'm no «ae very sure aboot that.” replied the butler, "for he dee d this morning " cf the musc.es or M"ts r cF I Grand larceny. He stole a kiss Now. that" cried »be. “I'll have you understand. Is really petit larceny " “It s not." said be “It's graudr • -Philadelphia Pre»» without mem I bare uae«i them foraotne time for ind geatiea an-: * p *teiy curad Recommend then to every one Once tried, you will never be without them ;n the fami.y ’’ Enw a M abx , A akoj . N. Y. CANOV CATHARTIC r»ADI Da BRONE GRiSSiSS® SPECIAL PIANO SALE Lots of Snaps in Prices. Carter's Little Liver Pills. Need No Law.—People who wish to Might Be Doing Worse. do right need no law; those who are “If I were the mayor,” remarked desiring the finest and best things do not feel the touch or pressure of any the stranger who bad attended a meet­ statute; they keep within the limits ing of the city council, “I wouldn’t of the right because they have no de­ permit the aldeimen to waste so much time in useless wrangling over trivia) sire to do otherwise.—Rev. Dr. Savage, matters.” Unitarian, New York. “The mayor knows what he is Character.—Christ looks at life in its about,” replied the citizen. “When contribution of character. It is not a they’re wrangling they’re not doing question of per cents and returns of an any mischief.”—Chicago Tribune. investment Blmply; it is a matter of principles and purposes and results in Mothers will flno Mrs. Winslow's Booth. life and life forever. He asks: "What Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their sort of men does it produce?”—Rev. ahildreu dunug the teething penod. Dr. Carlisle. Methodist, Columbia. S. C. Pedagogics. The Greatest Thing.—Love is the “ Oh, yes, ” replied the bright and greatest thing, not only In this world, scientific young mother; “I always but In all worlds. It Is the master give Clifford 25 cents when I spank builder of the home and also of the him. The best authorities are quite human heart. It is the essence of true agreed that punishing a child for noth­ religion. Our human loves are but ing tends to confuse bis ethical sparks of the great divine love.—Rev. notions.”—Puck. Dr. Waters. Congregationalism Brook­ lyn. N. Y. Heart Power.—The world is run on ST. HELEN’S HALL. heart power, yet men do not realize It. Portland, Oregon. Thought, what a great thing It is! It, and Day School for girlw. Has is said that the day of high thinking a A Boarding Normal Kindergarten Training Depart­ is past. I do not believe It. There' ment, which has a separate residence for classes The Bo ar ding IM* must be high ideals and aspirations. kindergarten partmen t provides a cheerful and well ar Thinkers are necessary — men of ranged home for young ladies. For cata­ or other information apply to thought, as well as action.—Rev. Dr. logue MISS ELEANOR TEBBETTS, Principal^ Page, Episcopal. Waco. Tex. An Action.—The average man does not seem to think far beyond an ac­ tion. There is a larger lielief in luck and chance than there is in law and certainty. The men of this genera­ tion have constructed a God after their CREAM own conception and laws contrary to SEPARATORS the principles of the kingdom of God and the Scriptures.-Rev. Dr. S tu­ Are told subject to ap­ rnons. Baptist, Peoria, Ill. proval and at a price Development—To strive to find the that will enable you to make a good profit best in life, to get at Its real though on a few cows The half hidden meaning; day by day cleanest, fairest ma­ faithfully looking always for the deep chine in all the world. er. truer things of life, cannot fall to Strongest In ALL theee pointe that any other, via: bless us. We live to become some­ Clot* Skimming. Easy Clean® g. thing rather than to get something Light Running. Durability. Heaven cannot come to those wasting Write for free catalogue. the life given to them for develop- ment.-Rev. A. E. Bartlett. Universal MITCHELL LEWIS I STIVER 10. 1st. Manchester. N. II. PORTLAND, Or«. Deserves More.—Which of us dares SPOKANE. U..h, BOISE, I4»I n to say that he. in God's sight, deserves Woo Medal, rari., 1«». more than be gets? Which of us. then can say that God is bound to give him , more than He does. The truth taught j all through the Gospel Is to throw our | selves not upon the justice of God. Imt upon His mercy. His goodness. Ami goodness Is free. It la spontaneous It flows from God -Rev. Dr. Alsop. Ep s *•1 have eead yo«r valuable CAW< A« RFTS and «rd tbem perfect. Cou dn t do copallan. Brooklyn. N. Y. Biliousness Mind This ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Bestorwr. Send for FRRKS'J.OOtria) bottle and treat iM. D b .IL II. K linr . Ltd. R31 arch St.. Philadelphia» P b AMERICAN Can rive you the beat t-argaln» In Boilers and Eiiftnea Windmill«, i < | - and i .ene­ Bald tb» foreman of a repair gang Hardest Known “ • ral Machinery w<. ..i «• ua before buying working on Eighth avenue: “People Tl U (IT li V lir“* u '••’U'l.r’ul lu • * Hl ,,r>' rou”‘ry My Timo have an Idea that a foreman has an “ For 25 years I have never I I 111 U I II I thy la (Imply unequaled easy time; that all be ha* to do 1* to missed taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla Finns! in U.S. Ä iur every spring. It cleanses mv •taud around with bl* baud» In bl* llvered in yuur town blood, makes me feel strong, and pocket and »wear at the meu at regular does me good in every way.” — Intervals. Aside from the fact that a G. 184 S. Front MINN, the SEEDMAN. John P. Hodnette, Brooklyn, N.Y. St., Portland, Oregon foreman superintends the job and Is SHOTS therefore responsible for any mistake, Will also semi you at same time sam­ UNION MADE ples and prices of my great specialties. Pure and rich blood be has the duty of policing the »trip of W. L. DouglteN ntahna and anil9 mon'a Qoodvaar (Hand- asphalt being laid down—that Is, of Sowed Proceea! ahoaathan any othar carries new life to every keeping pedestrians and vehicle» front manufactumn In tha part of the body. You running over it before It’s hard. The $25,000 REWARD will be paid to anyone who gang know» how to do It» work without can diapruve thia etat^iuaut. are invigorated, refreshed. being eternally c.iased at. I could go Because W. L. Ikuigla® You feel anxious to be to deep, and while they might loaf a isthe largest manufacturer he can buy cheaper and little the work would be just a* well active. You becomestrong, f>nxluce his shoes at a done. But If I should go away for half ower cost than other con­ steady,courageous. That’s an hour I'd tiud when I came back that cerns, which enables him to st'll shoes for $.1.50 and half the population had either walked what Ayer's Sarsaparilla $3.00 etiual in every or driven over the new patch. way to those sold else­ "You'd suppose that citizens who are will do for you. where for $4 and $5.00« The Doutrl&a secret pro- forever complaining about the condi­ SI M a Mattia. All drafflata. ?eae of tannin« the bottom aolea produces abso­ tion of the streets would at least not lutely pure leather ; more fexible and will wear A»k your doctor wbat he think» of Ayer'» longer than any other tannutra tu the world. delay the work; yet they're like chil­ The »alas have more thau doubled the L>H«t four S a r»Aparilla. He know« all about this aisud years, which proves ita superiority. Why not old family medicine Follow hi» advice aud dren who want to poke their fingers or give W. L. Douglas sh mas atrial and eavs money. we will be »MtUfied. J. C. A t ia Co., Lowell. Maa» Notice Increase il'W Sales: •«. SOU, HRII, « I their feet into everything that looks In lluiiurki 1 1 lAU >A.e« ; Sà,OÌ4,1140,00 soft. Once in a while a man will come A Fktnof SS.it«o.45fl.7S tn Four Tears. up to the edge of a fresh strip and dig W. L. DOUGLAS 14,00 GILT tDCt LINS, Worth $6.00 Compared with Othar Makes. ••Fltist.** Not Fittest. his toe into it to see bow soft it is. I sup­ The beat imported and American leaf here, Hey I 'a Calf, Ca'f. Vici Kid, Corona pose. Then he'll try to smooth the im­ Mrs. Kingdon—Just think, out of Patent Calf. Enamel, P. H. Ü. Na. 13—1603, Colt, and National Kangaroo, fait Color Eyeleta. pression sway, but you can't do that all of Uncle Koger®' nine children, the Pailthn • Th*' genuine have W. R DOUOULS UflUilUII » name and price etaiuped on bottom. with asphalt—make a hole In It and one now living is Cousin Jane. ’HEN writing to ad v erti sere please Hint. Catalog free. mention ibis paper. Mr. Kingdon—Cousin Jane, the w. 1«. ba mjtl. for. sxfra. you've got to pour in more stuff to level UMOC M.TUN. MAU. dressmaker? it off. Mrs. Kingdon— Ye*. “The inquisitive man Isn't the only- Mr. Kingdon— Well, it’» only nat- troublesome one. Probably the man < who's in a hurry and doesn’t like to go nral that she should be the last. Sur­ Boys’ and Youths’ « out of bi* way Is the worst. When we vival of the fitist, you know.—New are working at crossings where thou- ! Y’ork Time». Jack Knife Shoes sands of people pass every hour It 1 Ask your dealer for the Jack would take a 'fire line' to keep them off 1 For coughs and cold« there ia no better Knife Shoe. Every boy gets a They cut right through the middle with medicine than Pi*o'» Cure for Consump­ pocket knife w:th his pair of the air of a small boy with a chip on tion. Price 25 cent*. shoe*. Best wearing shcei. Razor his shoulder. Women are the hardest steel knives. HI» Occupation. creatures to manage Only a day or two “ What have you ever done for your J KRAUSE & PRINCE, Wholesalers, 87-8«» First St., Portland, Or. ago 1 caught a shopper attempting to country,” naked the indignant citizen. break past me. I spoke to her. ns I . “Never started to count up,” answ­ thought, very quietly nnd respectfully. | ered the practical politician. “Too She jumped ss If a horse had suddenly 1 busy finding out what my country can ..Scarcely a Day.. stuck his nose In her face. The tongue- do for me. "—Washington Star. P bm ®« but we are called upon to perform lashing she gave me before an amused Home difficult dent al operation that la crowd would have made a grease spot the direct result of neglecting the teeth Fickle. Me cannot urge too atrongly the benefit of any man less hardened than I am. Tommy—Lil Greenup, you told me and economy of consulting a dentist at “ 'Don’t you speak to mt—don't you last week you liker w A « 1».- barriers of barrels and planks. I've Tommy—No. 2f the art of true living. This may not I above letter proving genuineneee cannot be produced. Such testimony shonld be ac­ be ecclesiastical advice; It is common sense.—Rev. F. E. Mason, Independ­ cepted by all women as convinc­ ing evidence that Lydia E. ent, Brooklyn, N. T. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Restitution.—Great gifts from taint- ' stands without a peer as a rem­ ed fortunes are acts of restitution. edy for ull the distressing ilia of Judas' money was not put in the treas­ women. ury of the temple, but devoted to the uses of the community.—Rev. Dr. Of Course. Grant, Episcopalian. New York. The palmist looked fixedly at the The Moral Code.—Society at present «'Oman's hands. is to tie condemned for many devi­ “Why,” she said perplexedly, “this ations from the moral code, but more is queer. Your right hand and your particularly In Its frivolous views of left hand give different fortunes.” the sacredness of marriage.—Rev. Dr. “Yea, I suppose so,” replied the Kranskopf. Hebrew, Philadelphia, Pa. woman, placidly. "I never let my Highest Type.—If Christianity is the right hand know what my le’t hand highest type of civilization and whd doetb, you know.”—New York Times. can deny it?—then is It not true that we are retrograding instead of ad­ vancing in certain lines?—Cardinal Gibbons, Roman Catholic, Baltimore, For Infants and Children. Md. Amusements.—People can get the The Kind You Have Always Bought good there is in amusements without going to the bad. if they have the right Signature of purpose; a class of genial, broad-mind­ ed Christians are attracting men to re­ Safer. ligious life,—Rev. J. L. Scudder, Con- "Aren’t you afraid to go bear hunt­ gregationalfst, Jersey City, N. J. ing all by yourself.” “No,” answered the huntsman. Good Courage.—A believing heart Is a source of courage. Good courage is “I d rather take chances on meeting a the courage of faith in God. The Lord beat single-handed than on being mv- said to Joshua: “As I was with Moses, J self mistaken for game by an excited so will I be with you.” Joshua be- ' companion.”—Washington Star. lleved God and was invincible.—Rev. EIT® Permanently eurea 5o fit» er nervouROMi W. A. Huckabee, Methodist, Macon. III® after fir»t