The Eugene weekly guard., July 26, 1902, Image 9

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r.ntral Debility
.nJ out there Is that freUng ot
(Mt
* bUr<,e” “* “*e‘t
not strengthen.
txX refresh.
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11 ** \w»r —vitality Is on the ebb. and
system »offers.
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Jew- wi*hi'l«to become Catho-
T slle.1 at the hour« of a priest and,
i,e waa not in, decided to wait.
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Journal.
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pe Style- Have you
ever
heard of
P bdul.u'ta (innocently)—Oh,
(rwoently take my laundry to
•mart Set-________________
Ths Ob»srvst>on Car
Hasbarl»er shop and bath rooniR,
m*ing «nd card rooms, library and
1 elegant parioF for the ladies, and all
i'rilliantlv lighted with electricity and
-,ied with ele trie fans. Mighty pop­
ular train, this.
All atente will be
.lad to give you any information de-
siwd-
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Caaflrmad.
Clara—He told me that although you
had refused him, he knew tnat lie
svuld get o'er H-
Maud—That’s what I was afraid of.
teir ¡Hindi
The
“Thompson
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mother-in-law
“To be sure
be satisfied to
fenerotity
tch of pe*.
iat.
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Smart Set.
? establiaà-
deliver/ u
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s 8ooth-
tagSvrup the best remedy to use tor their
oblWren during the teething period.
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their mail
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uudings.
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tendency ti I
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marita thè |
social lite,
'b lias saved
a borer» vi»
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lenders win
nterest Hi
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a also presi-
»ace Society,
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tlon, gorer»
and plinti
the lot of tie
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the strenfi 1
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on with tbes I
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Hoody.
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[>e from C»
■retar; ot tie
hie repunta
character.
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quick court«#
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his fatbef’*
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Particular Kind.
save
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he
regards
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“» A perfect treasure.”
he does—the kind he'd
lay UP in Leaven.”—-
i
• Boreman —Hello, Sharpe!
Well I,
tell you I’m glad to get back again.
Sliarpe—Back from where?
Boreman—Why, I’ve been in Europe
fora month, and I've had lots of inter­
esting exper —
Sharpe—Shake!
I've been visiting
in lamelyvilie for a week, and I tell
vou, I was surprised with the place.
Let me tell you about it.
You see—
What, going? Well, so long!—Detroit
Free Frees.
Financial Efforts.
Jack—Was »he church garden party a
(access?
Julia—Well, I worked hard enough;
I ate ice cream with every young man
on the grounds.—Detroit Free Press.
ONE GIRAT NOVELIST.
A Miiunderitood Man.
Geraldine —Did you ever have the
feeling that people didn’t understand
you?
Gerald—I often have it; I use the
telephone a great deal.—Smart Set.
Shako Into Your Shors
Alien’« Foot- Face. A powder. It make« tight
ornew -hoes t-eleasy, it Is a certain i urc u r
(»eating, callous and hot. tired, aching feet,
fold by all liruggi«:». price iV'. Trial package
mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le-
Koy. N. Y.
No Mice on Papa Little.
Mice cannot exist on Papa Little, an
island in St. Magnus bay, on the west
of Shetland. To test the trutn of this,
several mice, at various times, were
brought here, but the soil proved so
uncongenial that they soon died.—Ex­
change.
SORES AND
ULCERS.
Sow« ami Viters never become chronic
■nless the blood is in poor condition — is
*uggish, weak and unable to throw ofi
the poisons that accumulate in it
The
system must be relieved of the unhealthy
niaf.er through th« sore, and great danget
to life would follow should it heal bef r-
the blood has been made pure and healthy
•nJ all impurities eliminated from the sys-
taa. S.S.S beginstliecurcbyfirstcleans-
n>? and invigorating the blood, building
op the general health and removing from
•H
A CONSTANT DSlAlli
tfvtemattttl UPOM THE SYSTEM.
this has been accojzip' isbed the dis
, r?” gradually ceases, and the sore ot
■leer hrals. It is the tendency of these old
•addent sores to grow worse and worse,
«nd eventually to destroy the bones. Loes!
•PT'.n ations, while soothing and to som<
•Jtent alleviate pain, cannot reach the aeai
“ the trouble. S. S. S. does, and no matte»
now apparently hopeless your condition
^V'n though your constitution has broken
it will bring relief when nothing
**»* can. It supplies the rich, pure bloo-i
necessary to heal the sore and nourish
the debilitated, di*eased bcxly.
_ 11 r J n Talbert, Lock r.or 14. wia"w. MI m
year» aeo my leg t-om the kn-e tc
»«e loot w:i one solid e rr Bevern* pbe.ici.or
I”?!*1! mesr.4 I n.<!e two tnpst.. Hot spring«
»»I I wad ro relief I
md red lorry s. 8 S .
•»« it raw. <e a complete care I have been a per
'^¿r We’d man ever »nee '•
»to Wto toto »« tbe only purely veg
gL
etable blood purifier
known — contains no
poisonous n- rerals •
ruin the digestion and
•dd to, rather than relieve vour suffer
,BW M your flesh ixr not heal readily
•hen scratched, bruised or cut, your blood
•• la bad condition, and any ordinary »ore
• *3 to become chronic.
Send foe our free book ar ! write our
pavweians about vour Case. We make nc
““¿JU lov thia service.
(WT aPCOFIC M. «n»ITK M
o
It» modest
•uceess caused fate friends to urge him
upon some more familial* theme, aud
l/ARYINC CAREER OF JAMES FSIte remembering an Interesting tale of a
SI’>" that he bad heard some years be­
NIMORE COOPER.
fore from the lipa of John Jay. be set
about puttlug It Into a story
"The
tnaraBhlsgTHtkofTbhkwoulMd Spy” was the result and during the
Genius His Long-Uuruiant Powere—
winter of 1821-22 the Amerkau public
CbanRe from Popularitjr to L'npopu-
awoke to the fa« (u^ t possessed a
laritg - Foremost American Noveltot.
novelist of its own. ana the immediate
auccess of the book, which was un
James Fennimore Cooper, the dean precedented at the time In the annals
of American novelists, holds a posi­ of American literature, determined
tion In our native literature at ouce Cooper's future career.
The next live years witnessed the
unique and distiue-
publication of some of his best works,
tivs.
It matters
but little Uow that among them being 'The I’loueers.”
"The Pilot.” and "Lionel Lincoln.” In
ils literary genius
182H his popularity had attaiued Its
should
have
re­
zenith with the publication ot "The
mained d o r ui a ut
Last ot the Mohican*.” But with fame
for so long a time
came envy aud uucharitableness from
as a diamond lu
hie contemporaries at
home and
the rough before
abroad. English reviewers claimed him
evident chipped off
as a native. Axing his birthplace In the
the crude exterior,
Isle of Man. and denounced him as a
disclosing tlie bril­
| (AkhS C. IUOP c K. liancy wltblu. It is renegade. Naturally of a bead strong
aud combative disposition, he resented
( of small Importance that bis early life,
the accusations and Insinuations thrust
spent in aimless pursuits, was wholly
upon him and In so doing could not
without promise of future achieve
help but give offense to a large class
merits, and soon but a regrettable mem
His self-assertive manner made hhu
j ory w ill also lie the fact that dur.ng
I the last few years of bls life through
misunderstandings and misrepresenta­
tions bis breast was tilled with feel-
! Ings of deep rancor toward men who
should have beeu his friends aud who
in turn denounced both him and the
products of his pen.
These circum­
stances, tlie Inevitable contradictory
accompaniments of recognized ability,
have waned Indistinctly into a hazy
background, against which stands bold-
ly the undisputed truth that tlie author
of "The Spy and The Pilot” is justly
worthy of all praise that bas been or
may be accorded him.
The life of this varying popular and
unpopular author had Its beginutng
September 15, 1781», nt Burlington. N.
.1. His parents were both of Quaker
I extraction.
Soon after the close of
the Revolutionary war the Cooper fam
By established a household wltblu the
A RELIC THAT RECALLS f.’l
borders of New York State near the
(Chimney of the PI.brow House In Msuinro
headwaters of the Susquehanna River.
neck, which was the hiding place of Har­
They encouraged the populating of thia
vey Birch, a character lu Cooper*. The
Spy.)
vicinity and subsequently laid out the
site of Cooperstowu. The Cooper fam enemies among men who could not un­
ll.v decided to make their permanent derstand bis nature. He made fre­
home In the town founded by them quent visits to England, during winch
and In 1709 completed the erection of Ills company was sought by the moat
a spacious manor house, known as Ot­ distinguished men of the time, and
sego Hall, which was for many years during one of these visits lie was un
! the most commodious and stately pri­ willingly brought Into a controversy
vate residence In central New York.
over the economy and efficiency of the
To every reader that has been charm­ United States government. His utter
ed with the spell of Cooper’s Indian ro­ nines on tills subject were mlscou-
mances. the surrnindings of his boy­ strued aud
hls published
letters
hood days are significant. During those brought forth what now seems an al
years the foremost pioneers of emigra together
unexplainable
bitterness
tlon bad barely begun to push their against their author.
way westward through the Mohawk
As one of the most successful of au
Valley, the first available highway to tbors. Cooper's fame Is assured. His
the west. Out of the forest that bor­ libel suits and controversies are for
dered Otsego Lake Indians came for gotten, his offensive criticisms are sel­
barter, or possibly with hostile Intent, dom read, and lie Is remembered only
and from those no doubt Cooper drew as the most brilliant and successful of
Fert« ol N«Nt.
“Wilbur,” asked th« ¡»atlent little
lady who taught in the night school,
“why is your anting •» dr< al fully up
and downf”
“Don’t know,” answered Wilbur,
• <
lees it'a cause I run an elevator days."
‘‘I wonder what makes my eyes so
weak?” a tierce Radical one« said to
Disraeli. “It Is because they ar« la a
weak place.” was the reply.
William Black was one* the victim
of au amusing typographical error, la
one of his books the heroine died of a
dose of opium; but the compositor got
lu liis flue work on the passage, aud
when the novel appeared th« tirât edl-
tlon stated that she died of a "dose of
opinion.”
A well knowu judge on a Virginia
circuit was reeeutly reminded very
forcibly of bls approaeblug baldness by
one of his rural acquaintances. "Jedge,"
draw led the farmer.“it wou't be so very
long ’to’ you'll hev to tie a string
around yer head to tell how fer up to
wash yer face.”
A raw Irish voluntenr. during the late
war In Cuba, was discovered by the ser­
geant of bis company lu a bole, well
out of the way of even a stray shot,
when he should have tieeu engaged lu
active service. “Get out of that hole!”
comniandid the sergeant, sternly; "get
out of It this minute!” Tlie broad Irish
face looked up at him with stubborn
resistance written on every feature
"You may be my superior officer.” he
said, lioldly. "but all the same. Ol'rn
the wan that found this hole tlr rst!"
During the examinations given re­
cently in the public schools, one of the
questions on the civil government
paper for fifth grade pupils was as fol
lows: "What do you think of a man
who takes all the things the country,
the Stale and the city do for him. aud
then tries to get out of paying hta
tuxes?" On one paper the brief and suc­
cinct answer was given: "lie Is a low
man.” It is unnecessary to say that the
Isiy received the maximum of credits
for tils very comprehensive answer.
,
American novelists.
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and four west. Flach is a solid vesti­
bule train, carrying Standard and
Pullman Tourist sleepers, dining car,
day coaches, mail, express, and baggage
car and the elegant observation car.
Each train is brilliantly lighted with
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Morrison street, Portland, Oregon.
ixtlng th« desire to writ«.
»
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M. Paul Der<»ulc<le, Noted and Kccen
trie French Agitator.
The announcement that M. Daul De
roulede. the French political agitator.
Is coming to this country to live ha«
caused no little Interest among people
conversant with French polities. De
roulede has been prominent In his couu
WHERE COOPER SLEEPS.
try for more than three decades, as
(Ills tomb ami that of Ills wife In Christ
dramatist, hero. poet, agitator, duells:
Church Cemetery, Cooperstown.)
and deputy. He had gained some fam ■
as a dramatist when he went Into the
the portraits of the red men who live
Franco-Prussian war. He was wound
In bls pages. Such wild surroundings
ed at Sedan and was made a prisoner
could not but stimulate a naturally
but escaped from Breslau and Joined
actiye imagination and the influence of
the army of the Loire, with which he
the wilderness, augmented afterwards
In
by the somewhat similar influence of fought throughout the campaign.
1882 he founded the ‘‘I.lgue des l‘a
the sea. pervaded Ills entire life.
From a private tutor he received bls trlotes." to keep alive In Hie breasts o.
earliest education and at the age of 13 Frenchmen hatred of the Prussians
entered tlie freshman class of Yale Col­ When Gen. Boulanger came to th"
lege.
According to bls own account, front. Deroulede w as his most ent bust
he learned but little at college.
His astic supporter, lie became a member
love of out-of doors freedom led liltn to of the Chamber of Deputies In 1889
neglect his books and he roamed about
and explored the rugged hills north­
ward of New Haven and the equally
pictairesqtie shores of
Long Island
Sound. Gradually he t»ecanie wilder
and more persistent In his defiance of
academic restraints and was finally ex­
pelled.
Upon leaving Ills studies tlie love of
activity and adventure laid hold on the
youth and be decided to take up tlie
iife of a seaman. In 18«>(J lie made his
tirst voyage as a sailor before the mast
on the ship Sterling, sailing from New-
York with a cargo of flour for foreign
markets. After tills he served for a
time ns midshipman on the Vesuvius
and was later ordered to Oswego. N.
Y.. with a construction party to build
a brig for service on Lake Ontario.
Then be was given charge of the gun
boat flotilla on Lake Champlain and
was subsequently ordered to the Wasp. and the next year waa forcibly «je< t< d.
In 1811 he married a daughter of John though but temporarily. A« an autl-
Peter DeLancey. of Westchester Coun­ Drey f uro rd. be wax a leader lu the ert
ty. N. Y., and resigned bis position In ala of 1898 and 1899. Illa daring was
tlie navy to settle Into a quiet, domes­ Illustrated when at the election of
tic life.
In deference to bis wife’s Emile I.ouliet to the l‘re»ldency he In
wishes he built his borne lu Westches Bulled the prealdlng officer and disturb
ter County on what was known as the ed the ballot. The aame night he trie I
Angerlne farm In the town of Scars­ to have the President kidnaped, hl«
dale. In which locality many stirring purpose being, if he succeeded, to him
events of the Revolution bad taken self Occupy the Elyxee.
He was al
place.
The Impressions gained from must successful.
the historic associations surrounding
The ¡»opuiaee has idolized b in. W hen
him here were of Inestimable value to the deputies drove away from Ver
him In the descriptive coloring of “The sallies on the day of the last i’reaiden
Spy.” There still remains standing tlal election. LoUbet wa« greeted with
near Scarsdale the ruins of a chlm
yells of “Resign! Resign!”
Waldeck
ney once within the Dlsbrow House, Rousseau. Brisson and Iteptiy were «a
wherein the original of Cooper's Har­ luted with some manifestation of re
vey Birch Is said to have successfully
► pect. Only Paul Deroulede was cheer-
hid from bls pursuers.
ed. Ills eccentricities and the know!
At »• years of sge James Fennimore
edge that be was an euvmy of Dreyfus
Cooper *«• following a quiet, common
are not likely to make him popular In
place existence, and no thought of a
th:» country
But he wilt not seok no­
literary life had aa yet entered h a
toriety. A Franco-Canadian sieatnshlp
mind. One day while reading an En
line Is to be created. It Is said, and he
gllsh novel to bls wife he half jestingly
the N>w York agent
remarked: "I iielfere I could write a Is to be
Levi P. Morton’s » n
letter story myself."
His wife was company
sure that he could and so encouraged the Due rie Volenr-sy Perlgnrd.
the <!«a that he made the attempt. HI« him the i vffer of this position
Initial work was “Precantlon.” s novel
In two volumes, published anonymous
ly in a* Inferior manner during the
year 1M0- This first novel was In no
respects a sample of the author's tal­
ent.
H dealt with high life In En
gland, a subject with which the writer
was
personally
unfamiliar.
savs
through the pages of fiction and while
the venture can hardly be said to bar«
enabled him to taste ot the sweets of
authorship. It had the effect of »Umu
••I tried Ayer’s Hair Vigor to
stop my hair from falling. One-
half a bottle cured me.**
J. C. Baxter, Braidwood, III.
“I «ho’ did pee Marse Tom’s ghost
las' night,” said the old family serv­
ant. "Aro you sure of that'.’" he was
asked.
“Yes. sub—aho' ex you stan'in'dar!
I couldu’t make no mistake, kaze he
gone straight to de sidelsiard, »liar de
ol' jinimyjohn stay at. en de fust word
he sav wux: ‘Dani ef dat nigger ain't
Iwen drinkin' my licker ag'iu!'
Atlanta Constitution.
Quit« Engli.h.
Aunt Debby (viewing the city)—
What does that sign. "Mistit Store,"
mean?
Vncle Abqer ( a rione observer)— I
s'poee that’s where these 'ere angler-
maniacs gets measured for clothes, so
folks’ll think they was made in Lon­
don.— New York Weekly.
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A Cal • Cradle.
A cat had taken up its abode and
nursed its litter of four kittens in the
fork of a tree 28 feet from the ground,
tn the garden of Aid. Peace's residence
at Castle Hills. High Wycombe, Eng­
land. The kittens were removed by
the gardener, but the .at «|>eedily took
them up the tree again to their strange
birthplace. — Exchange
HOUT’S SCHOOL
Ayer’s Hair Vigor is
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It doesn’t take much of
it to stop falling of the
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Two Great Facts.
She—How many men owe their
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"Yes. And how many more
a
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Portland.
Neattie.
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Botas.
Agrnta Everywhere.
Austin
Well .Machines
hood Boy
Grandma—Sakes alive, child I Don’t
tell n>e yon are chewing gum I
Willie—No, I ain't—
Grandma—That's a good boy.
proud of you.
Willie—It’s tobacco.—Chicago Daily
News.
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N«w Method.
In tier lecture on the stage In New
Jas|Mtr—I hear you have discharged
York recently, Clara Morris related
your cook.
How did yon manage it?
some mishaps In the theater to show
Jumppe—I met her policeman on
what self-control the young actress
the street and insulted hint.—New
must exercise. One evening, she said.
York Sun.
Survivor« of Indian Bur« or Widows of
she was playlug "Camille." when, dur­
Such »«• are l>eeea«e«l:
lì» tevent art
•••»«*»»-•»<■« von have a claim for
ing the scene with Armand, she discov­
iteusloii at Ih* rate of P <W per in »»«th. Nvud
ms
CATARRH CANNOT HI OUBBD
ered that tlie flower, the < amelia, on tlie
tor application.
Addre-w T- W. Tallmad<e, Wa»h-
liigton,
1).
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A
Pruaion
Attorney
for
forty
yea
s.
giving of which the plot turned, was
PRESERVE YOUR HEALTH
With local applications, am they cannot reach
missing frotq her breast, w here It the seat of tne «liBcas«*. ' atarrli is « blood or
Rv looking carefully to the kind of gr»H*er
ic* you buy. If you want to t»e sure of the
1 tried to constitutional<iiM «se. and in order to cure it
should have been pinned,
result insi*t U|M>n t'olfee, Hnlees, Baking
von must tag* internal rvmgdies
Hail s < «
Congrere ha« just passed a law granting wu«
“but be tarrh Cure is taken internally, nnd acts directly
Powder and Fanned Goods called
warn Armand." she relatei
«lone to the survivor* and to the widow* of de-
on
the
blood
and
inucou«
■urtacee.
Hall
’
s
Ca
<*va*ed a<thlier* of the Oregon. " aahingt. n and •
MONOPOLE.
was making love and did ni hear. In tarrh Cure is not a ouack medicine
It was
< aliiornln Indian w ar* o( 1JU7 tn lK*i
Full In­
If your grocer doesn’t handle them, send
despair, 1 went across tlie room. There prescribed by one of the best physicians in this
formation will I« sent bjr Bvinxton A M'llson,
us his name.
cuuntry for years, and is a regular prescription
No 72M .seventeenth Street, M anT.ingtoti, I).
was the eupper-lalile, and on It a lieiiu
WADHAMS A KFRW BROS., Portland^
It is Composed of the best tonics known, coin
or Branch ofbee No 412 Parrott building, Sau
tiful bunch of celery. It was tlie work ftined with tiie best blood nuriflere, acting di­
Francim'o., (’al. Fee* limited by law.
rectly on tlie mucous surfaces.
The perfect
of a minute to wrench off some of the combination of the two ingredients is what pro­
greenest leaves. Tlie poor man did uot duces «uch wonderful results in curing catarrh,
bend for tMtimonials, free.
F*
f«i l>f>| t‘C
We K'lnrutifo«« to help
know anything of what waa coming.
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE.
F J.l'ilKXKI A co., Proprs , Toledo, O.
^1
Viin
h 1Ve |Mr4..4|
Rohl by druggists, price 75u.
Foot of Morrison Street.
You should have seen Ills mien when
IJWkL Hprpl fnctory we«t of < hit hl »»
Malls Family Pills are the t>esL
IILIti iiiMkiHM itrtir.« im I liinht.
(’an give you the l»e«l l»argaiaa in Rollers
I handed him the celery, saying, as my
brace«, tleformlfy apparati** and all kind* crip­
aih I I nuiiiCK, \\ intlinillM, Pump« anti <»ene
plea' aupplle* Ì4*te«t good*, bvsi made. Write
rsl Machinery
Wood hawing Machines a
part required: 'It Is a strange flower.'
Willing te Compromit«.
un anti we'll m I iow you lateal appliance for your
«IRM-ialty
Hee us before buying.
'I agriv witli you.' lie whispered back.
Sir, if ycu iiersist in making
Sh<
Western Aluminum Krtifklal l imb Co.
That was smart, lint unkind, When I love to me every time that you call 1
227 % Waetkllikltoil St. IIU1, Second St.
said. ‘Cherish It.’ lie gasped, When I ehall have to auk you to discontinue
IMrtland. Oregon.
It.*
he
ended up with my last, ‘keep
your visits.
nearly threw a lit. He did not help me
He—Darling, be mv wife, and I’ll
The Best in the World.
out at all. But 1 got even with him. 1 promise never to *|>eak another word of
SPRINGSTEEN MEDICINE CO.
Tha new McCormick Right Hand Binder for
have
hhl
his
exit,
hut
Instead
I
■Chicago
might
love to you aa long its I live.
11« AllRkv bbl« . Third amt Morrluon hta.
lid has many novel Mid tfuitlnct ftMttnraa* mp
P ortland , oreuon .
raaanltag nil that la nawaal and beet In tllndor
swept away from him. leaving him News.
manufbt tura it ta bum tbr » i< an warli, .pin k
Th* merit« «»f the Springsteen Medicine t’sni-
alone In the center of the stage, and
|M?rfvct work. It in tha Binder you want.
panv ao« w«‘li known. Both Mai« and Female
‘‘Where to Hunt and Fldt,”
CoinpHcat ioiiM, many which haw hulYltMl n»»‘dl-
(lien In full view of the audience he bad
CAl experts every When-, Uava yield« <1 to liie
Northern Pacific's new gain» liook is
to kiss the celery. Nowadays lie cannot
ptHenev of thesa medicines«
ro ihoae who
cannotrall. s«fdi«*ssIk* above, and all Information
Illustra­
smell that vegetable without thinking now ready for distribution.
will lx* pro* l<i«’«l. Mat Irtfartlon or money l»ack,
of me.” Miss Morris did hot give away tions of LIVE GAME a particular
the actor’s name, but it was probably feature. Four full )>agea from Seton-
Summer Resolutioni
Thompson’s drawings made s|«cially for
Stuart Hobson.
this liook. Send address with riix centri
and book will lie mailed to
Won by W it.
furi relief from liquor, opium mid tobacco
The University of I’ennaylvanla ba« Chas. S. Fee, G. P. and T.
ha bi l a Send for particular« to
Paul, Minn.
not its large funds at Its command as
Vaalwu Ia««4ilii4a *«»••••
KBtliy IRStllllB Ave.. I'...H m ..«I. William«
Otago.
i ell on Hi* McCormick i*g«*iit, or CATA*
the authorities think to lie necessary -
Cultivation.
LUU UK MAILED FREE, by
In which respect It Is not greatly differ­
Me. ,i *—1WOS.
«•
P.
N.
IL
”1 suppose you aim to make a very
A. M. BOYLAN,
ent from other Institutions of the same
cultivated young man of your boy,
(Irn Agt. Mei’orni l«k llarvrellng Machín» Cto»
kind. It Anda the means to put up new
Josh?'”
POKTLANO. (NIBUON.
buddings and pay expenses through the
“Yen,” answered Farmer Corntoa*
untiring energy of Its provost. Mr. Har sei. "We’re cultivatin’ him the best
rlsou, whose little black subscription we can. Every now and then tn< ther
book Is well know n in many a Philadel­ and me given him a rakin’ over.”—-
CURE Your HORSE of HEAVES
phia office.
Washington Star.
g^
IH. temper or Pink Hye with Pai «•>*• rin.va
WC/M(*rTp Pownsn»
They »If A Gir.AT »1000 PUliriri
Mr. llarrlaou was pleading persist
ANU C0NUIT10NH. • «ure cure for all ailment, from which heave»
ently with a broker for a subscription CITtt Ferruawentlr Cureta f<<» nt« t nervousaesi
•rt«*
cuaio »a Honsaa.
■ I I W alt«r first lu » is* of l»r hGreat Nerv«
uot so very long ago, but without nuc­ tlMlorar fteud t < >r F It R E 9'2.00 ft ml » h »< tie an« I treat»
IS.«, been ualng rmeel,« He.»» t-nv«,n th. l*»t W.ht muath.
In tha.
Old Indian War Pensions
A
Buy the 0. K. BINDER
Keeley Cure
m D b .1 II I lins Ltd v3i Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa
cess. Finally the broker aald:
See here, Mr. Harrison. I will id ve
In Pelltlcs.
you something on one condition tlist
"He waa too dignified to join in a
you promise not to come Into my office
acamble for office."
again until 1 ask you to do so."
“And a list baa lie now?”
"Certainly. Mr. T.. I agree to that.”
"Nothing but hia dignity.”—Brook­
su'd the provost promptly, and walked lyn Eagle.
out smiling with a check for one thou
sand dollars.
Handin'* Wizard <>11 lianinhes pain ; it
A month or so later he heard a knock does it a thousand time* every day, and
at his door. “Come In!” be called, and han for ov> r forty years!
In walked Mr. Harrison. He had the
All Provlilon Mad*.
blnck ts>ok under bls arm.
“A man baa just dropped dead in the
“Good morning, Mr. T..” he scald. “1
ready-made
clothing
department,"
want you to help me with a little uul-
said a new clerk in the big department
versify matter I am----- ”
store, running up, excitedly, to the
“Ixxok here. Mr. Harrison!" the brok­ floor walker.
er Interrupted. “When I gav« that last
"Have him taken to the cemetery lot
thousand dollars wasn't It on the ex department with the undertaking an­
pre«« condition that you wouldn't come nex, fourteenth floor,” he replied,
Into my office again
......................... . briskly. — Lippincott's Magazine.
jouT'
"Why. yes,” returned the provost.
believe that was th* understanding
But didn't you say ‘Come in!’ just now
when I knocked?"
They say the check this time was fori
five thousand.
They Were Attentive.
A clergyman, preaching in a country
church for the first time, waa delighted
to Bnd the congregation very attentive,
and told the verger ao after the aer
vice.
The verger replied: ”Ix»r’ bless you,
sir. we was all looking for you to dis
appear!”
-Why. what do you mean?” aald tlie
clergyman.
"Well. air. you see. the pulpit Is rot­
ten and hasn’t been preached tn thia
ten year or more " I’eoroon • Weekly
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Little Liver Pills.
Muet Bear Signatur« of
KKNKST BF-nrii
►.
J
!*«W»T«, I*SW I
—-
HIIWKV, tout Agants, P..i»laa«l. Or»., a il Mraltla. Wasb.
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50«
ALL DRUGGISTS.
I
I
CANDY
CATHARTIC
SWEETEN
THE STOMACH
?
PURELY
I "etatetewAn'n*
VEGETABLE
•*********»»***•
LIVER TONIC
I
“‘ sure “'
tsste rood
Wat tb»m Ilka candy. Thar
remotfB any bad taste In the mouth, leav­
ing tha breath sweet and parfumed. It 1»
a plaaaure tn take th^m. and they ar»
liked eapeclally by rhlldran.
sweattn the Bornich by eleaniln* the
mouth, throat and rood channel.
That
meana, th«y stop undigested food from
Aourln» In th« atomach. rrevert gaa form­
In» In the bowela. and kill dlaeaae »erm»
of any kind that breed and feed in tha tn-
tlr^ symetn
»re purely vegetable end contain no mer­
curial or ether mineral poison They con­
sist of the latest dlscoverle» tn medicine,
and form a comMnatlon of remediea un­
equaled te make the blood pure and rich
and make eJean akin and beautiful com­
plexion.
tone the atomach and bowels and atlr up
the laay liver
They do not merely soften
the atoola and cause their dlachasee, but
strengthen ths bowel* and nut them Into
lively, healthy condition, man In« their ac­
tion natural.
»ever »rip nor gripe. They art quietly, poa-
Itlveby and rever cause any kind of uncom­
fortable feeling Taken regularly th* v make
the liver a t regularly and naturally as It
ahould They keep th* sewerage of the b« <ly
properly moving and keep the system clean,
tn crease the flow of milk In nursing moth-
era. If the mother eats a tablet, it makea
her milk mildly purgative end has a mild
but certain effect on the baby
In thia wap
they are the only safe laxative for the
nursing Infant.
taken patiently, persistently, will cure any
form of constipation no matter how old or
how often other remedies have fafied. They
are absolutely guaranteed to cure any case,
or purchase money will be cheerfully re­
funded
coat Ide. Mr. iOc a box RimpM
*r»»
for the asking We r lb»' b * o teet monisla
but sell Caacareta on Lhelr merit under ab­
solute guarantee to cur*
Buy and try a
box to-day. or write us for free simp ra
and booklet
HBm WTtsuae aaaier cw, mteseo w *sw roil.
c mn di
i on win
*• r** *•
Kl. ti
vVAKlz
wort to aa any
*5
rMd'r ®‘,h!’ pap*r wh* ’‘J1
attempt of oub»' ut«.x, o» sal« oj
“ somcthiag just aa g"->d” when Cacarrta ar« rallew
i««, ano far a tab mdeace upoo which tncu caw net- AU cmisspvadsoce £«iaaJ»ouaL
CURE BICK HEADACHE
i
BEST FOR THE BOWELS
NEVER SOLO
IN BULK
rnty bave I wen mad* to moarn.
• Iwaya think» b* I» tieing un
on whenever Mt wife ba» a
be.
I
time h.e. eurwt llkorw« ol He.". 14 u» (H.tem|»T .nd « •>< < lirtHdn 1 uu»»
Th. rrt-«.l.n K.tuwlM b.t. <<uuwl ■ <r~( n pi,talma In UU.BWtl'in
P»t Fkg-«1 *»«hr«- M»lt.tec
CONSTIPATION
l.lfe.
I
[
BOON FOR
MOTHERS
Mother - Now. look here. Bob.
You
know your father haa atrl« tly forbid
den you to eat any more of these Batea,
and here I find another atone.
jtob VVby. mother, slater must have
eaten that date, I did not throw that
stone there.
Motl) r Are you sure about It. Bolt?
mother, quite »tire, lie-
Bob Yes.
cause I .wallowed mine Brooklyn
Plenty ttf Pro« rsMion.
Fl RUSSIAN
r* HEAVE
1 OWDERS
Carter's
Quite Nur*.
Timid Guert- 1» there »ny pr «’aulivi
n»t Are?
taken hen
Hotel Clerk -Oi . ye»; the p!»
Jy Insured -Phil ielphli Rer< rl
Man bas very little u«e for advl<
that doesu t confirm M« own oplaio*.
Hair Falls
fl* Mad« No MnuU
For Posts*« Only.
We want you to try Monopole spices
so much that we are willing to send you
a can free if you will pay the postage.
Send two 2-cent stamps and
your
grocers' name and we will send you a
two ounce can of Monopole cayenne or
white pepper or ginger or other variety
you may select. After you try them
you’ll agree with us that no other brand
on the market is so pure and strong.
Most grocers handle Monopole groceries.
Wadhams A Kerr Bros., Portland, Or.
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