The Eugene weekly guard., July 05, 1902, Image 3

Scrofula
CURE FÜR THE BLUES.
—------------------- —
M ur entirely free from it.
i} ilevelop so »lowly as to cauM HOW TO GET RID OF SPELLS OF
” g»nr disturbance during the whole
morbidness .
pttle tr
, a Qg childhood»
>*rU , .hen produce irregularity of the
11 “ J and bowel». dyspep»la, catarrh, An AbsorbiOll Intereat or Occupation
srked tendency to conaumption
In Bent Memsd»-Victims of “Blue
-nówiiifestitig itself in much cutaneou,
Devila" Are Too Much Taken Up
brfc’r'^ glandular »welling.
" 1, »t to be »ure that you are quite
with Tbeir Owu henaatioue«
‘ m>ni it. »nd ,or ,U ’»•“I’tete eradiea-
J* you . »u my on
Is there anyone of the buinau family
w ho dues but suffer occasionally from
lhe beet ■ t »>* u>*Bciiw» for all humor». pLat "loathed tuelaucholy" called “the
blues:
!p such a perwou exiata he la
u» rare as the great auk.
A DiHtrcnct.
From whatever cause the blue uevlla
Renin« (haughtily)- Miss Johnson,
‘ take possession of us. whether from
*h d l*»k a little understandin’.
Yu
<leiaugetaeuts of the liver or uervous
v„' wiidn’t marry me kasevo didn’t
! system, or from simple eunui, the cure
lak;iewavAh gambled, en den yo’
*ent eu accepted flat crapehootin’ i for them is the same, uuless, indeed,
| they are bred by organic disease w Uich
Johnson —Dat a jes de teason. has taken vital bold of the system.
And this cure- au absurbiug Interest
Ah did«’* lak *ie w,,y -vo K:lni,lle'1- Yo
always I"'« en Gawge always wins.— or occupation. I’eopla who ride their
! hobbles In season aud out of season
Chicago News._______________
i cry rarely have the blues. Eutliuslas-
| tic collectors are also apt to be ag­
Bid Family Example.
pr, wn—I don’t like to read tales gressively cheerful. If you suffer from
wlii.41 »bow that geniuses were once | depression of spirits, then take the
advice of authorities ou the subject
unruly children.
Jo;tt.,_Why?
and look about for au interest In life.
Brown—They merely encourage lazy
L rsula Gesterfeld, lu oue of her
their unruly , bucks handles the blue devils w ithout
na-ents to believe that
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1
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..ii » turn out geniuses.— gloves, she frankly informs the vic­
Children
will all
Detroit Free Press.
tims that what Is the matter with theui
is not that they are “too fine for
advance in prices
earth s coarser uses," aud that their
delicate natures suffer from contact
Binder Twin« Mzrket R.»« Half a Cent and with tlie rude, boisterous world, but
li Still on the Up Gride.
that they are abnormally selfish, too
Confirming pretlictions in our former absorbed in tbeir owu sensstious to
comments on Binding Twine, prices heed the fact that they are enveloping
have advanc 1 one-half cent jier pound themselves In an atmosphere of gloom
on all gra les. This advance is made which must necessarily depress all
on the s r aig position of the filler ubout them,
Her prescription Is to smile, anil’.**;
market, and indications are that pres­
ent price« will lie maintained, although smile in season ami out of season;
even higher prices may prevail in the smile whether you fee! like It or not.
very near futuie.
aud gradually tbe mental, state will
Consumption will be larger than an- adapt Itself to the bodily expression.
ticipated as, from farm paper» of the
A charming young women was heard
Mi -issippi valley, a larger amount of to say the other day: “I am too much
twine than usual will be required for In love ever to have the blues.” “Too
the oat harvt at, an increase of at lea-t much In love?” echoed her astonished
25 !>er cent by most conservative esti­ auditors, surprised nt this frank reve­
mate. Wlie.it straw is large and grain lation. "Yes,” she replied, provoklng-
lodged, thu» demanding more twine ly. "too much lu love with myself. I
where only un average was looked for regard myself as a mirror, don't you
a few weeks a i e.
Thia means a
see, put on earth to reflect all the Joy
ghortage of twine in the Fast.
aud gladness of the universe, aud so I
A careful canvass of the Northwest
cannot thluk of lettiug myself become
indicates that home manufacturers are
obscured and dimmed by such ugly
well prepared to take care of the market
clouds ns the blues. Ab. never! I am
of this sectit n, and native pride would
too vain.”
dictate that, other things being equal,
Charles N’ewcotub, that coiner ot epi­
home protlucts should lx' given prefer­
ence. Brands with no superior in grams, says: "There is uo stimulant
quality, and an excellence such as pos- that Is more speedy aud thorough In
M>.--ed by the C.over Leaf Brand with its action than the thrill of Joy and
lower c<>»t per 1,000 feet, also a market gladuess. It Is a natural tonic, aud the
near at hand, dealers should not hesi­ entire system responds to lis exhilarut
tate in making up their orders.
At ing vibrations.
Anything that arouses confidence In
present, however, heavy shipments are
being made, and orders shouid be placed life, w ith a larger scuse of its use and
at once a“ better attention can be given beauty, increases human energy and
to early orders than whore bunched so prepares the best conditions of success
iu all undertakings. We are never left
near harvest time.
in life with au entirely empty cup­
Th« Octopus.
board.
“What!” ejaculated the man. “Four
'ihere Is always sotue little portion of
bundled dolla-s for that dregs?”
fat to eat and sweet to drink if we will
"Yes,” answered the wife soothing­ only go our w ay and look about us. aud
ly. “It is the train that makes it so not allow the leanness of our grief
expensive.”
to absorb our thoughts or tears to
“Ah-li-h!” groaned the husband, blind our eyes aud fill every cup with
"that cur»ed railroad trust again.”— bitterness.”
Baltimore American.
There is a very old story about the
fatuous clown, Grimaldi, who once
She Had 'Em.
called in a physician to see If he could
Miss Newlyrich was being taught offer auy alleviation for the depression
how to play hearts.
A diamond was from which lie suffered. "Go and see
led. and she played a club.
Grimaldi.” advised tbe pbysleluu. “1
“Have you • no diamond»?’’
they am Grimaldi,” replied tbe "melancholy
asked her.
Jacques" iu tbe Jester's garb.
"Oh, she has a quantity up stairs,”
Poor clown! He was suffering from
exclaimed her mother, proudly.—New- the rtaction occasioned by tbe con­
York Evening Sun.
stant effort to he funny. He netwled
change of thought. Interest aud occupa­
She Acknowledged IL
tion. "It Isn't the 'uuting as urts the
“Beauty,” we remarked, sagely, “is
’orses, it's the 'anitner, ’amuier. 'am-
only skin deep.”
mer on the 'ard 'Igh road."
“Ah,’’ murmured the vain damsel,
There Is an exceedingly bitter tonic
“I am so thin skinned."
But wo told her that it was just as that all of us must gulp down sooner
painful to skin a thin skinned as a or later, ami that is that no oue cares
thick skinned perron, and
walked a straw about our woes. The man w ho
haughtily awt.v.—Baltimore American. laughs Is tbe man who lias friends by
tbe score, whose society is eagerly
Sleepy Grin.
sought and who Is always welcome,
Sleepy grass is found in New Mexico, but the woman who weeps very soon
Tex is and Silieria. It has a most in­ learns that she must weep alone. "This
jurious effect on horses and sheep, l>e- sad old earth lias need of our mirth."—
ing a strong narcotic or sedative, and Chicago Record-Herald.
causing profound sleep, or stupor, last­
ing 24 to 48 Lours.
CHINESE EGGED AN ACTOR.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Felt It
“How long was I tip in the air?"
asked the victim of a subway explosion.
“<Ui. about a minute. Why?"
“What a long time to be away from
New York!’’—Life.
BA» BLOOD,
BAD COMPLEX!«^
The skin is the seat of an almost end­
less variety of diseases. They are knewu
by various names, but are all due to the
same cause, acid and other poisons in
the blood that irritate and interfere with
the proper action of the skin.
To have a smooth, soft skin, free from
all erupti ns, the Flood must 1« kept pure
•nd healthy. The many preparations of
sr»enic and potash and the large number
of face powders and lotions generally
used in this class of diseases cover up
for a short time, but cannot rem>'ve per­
manently the ugly blotches and the red,
dtefgunng pimples.
,
Yferna/ vigiSanc^ /•
price
of a boautiful oompfexion
•hen »uch remedies are relied on.
Mr H T Shobe. »704 I.ucas Avenue. St T^ult,
V say»: •* My daughter waaafticted for > cars
» dufifurnnf eruption on her face, which
re«-.»ted all treatment She was take.» to two
eeletnated kealth *. ing.«. but received not*ne-
it. Many tnedicines were pre«criT>e’i, but with­
out result, until we decided to try 8.S.8, wl ^7
Uetimetbe f.rwt t«ntle wa«fitu«hedtbeerun<ion
n to disappear A dozen bottles enre 1 liet
«»uipietely snd left her »kin perfectly smooch»
Rhe ts n- w seventeen yenrs cld. snd iv t a j gn 01
khe embarrssainf disease has ever returned.’’
S. S. 8. is a positive, unfailing cure for
the worst form! of skin troubles. It i»
the greatest of all b!o<>-l purifiers, ar 1 ths
Only one guaranteed purely vegetable.
Bad blo-jd makes bid complexions.
z TLZ*
yrifies and mvigo-
rates ths old and
'Ws
makes new, rich
^^^^VJthat «oxtrishei the
roSF w C' body snd keeps the
•km «ctiro and healthy and in proper
eondition to perform it» part toward»
carry ing off the imparities from tlie body
It you hsvs Eczema, Tetter. Acne, Salt
Mheuni, Tsor asis. or your »km 1» re -’i
! J imply, send for our took on F '
•nd Skm Disease» ard write ottr ph'»i-
o«n» about yonr case. No charge w—aL
••»r far this »ervice.
MWT OOtCIflC COMOZOT. »TL*«?*. kA.
Celestial Edwin Booth Meets with a
Ratliiw Forcible Criticism.
The artistic temperauient is, perhaps,
more highly developed In the Chinese
theatergoer than in his American
counterpart. It certainly was manifest
ed strongly enough the other night in
<an Francisco, for Chew Foo, tbe great
Chinese star who recently went to that
city nfter winning the highest praise
fro.n the critics of the Chinese press In
New York, was pelted with decayed
egg.« and then made the target of in­
numerable light firecrackers, all be­
cause he failed to dress the part be
was acting In a proper manner.
Chew Foo stands in practically the
same light to the Chinese play goer
that Edwin Booth stood to the English
speaking public. Yet there were oc*-a
slot)» lu the career of that great actor,
when he played “Hamlet” arrayed In
a long frock coat, his head covered
with a «Ills bat In place of the raven
hair of the mad Danish prince. There
la, however, no record that the audl
encea did not make all allowance for
delayed
trains and washed away
bridges which were the causes of the
lack of costumes.
Hundreds of Instances might be cite«!
ot Indulgences shown by American au-
«lienees to actor» who failed to dress
the parts they were playing ns they
should be dressed. These are Instances
right In this city, says the San Fran
cisco Call, whero— but never mind,
these cases have nothing to do with
tbe riot which took place In the Wash
Ington »tret theater because Chew Fo*i
wore tbe dress of a young man when
be should have worn that of an ahi
inn n.
Scnresnt Conboy was there. He Is
always there when any trouble arise«
in Chinatown, but he cannot tell the
.cause of the row. He saw Chew Foo
>n the stage. For a moment no <»n»-
in the audience moved, an-l tl hen pan
idemoniutn broke forth.
The pre were
yells and catcalls In Chinese and then
1 fusillade of Chinatown eggs began
Th* egg« that a Chinaman will throw
«way are beyond descrlpM An. Just
plain, ordinary stale «gg» they eat and
profess to like These had got beyond
that stage and were only fit to be
thrown away. Chew Foo got about a
bushel basket of them. After that the
men la the audience began to throw
lighted firecrackers on tlie etage. To
those outside the theater It sound««!
like half a bundre«l aiea engaged iu
pistol practice aud word was »ent to
pullco headquarters that half of China
town was engaged In battle, murder
ami sudden death, ami that the war of
tbe Tongs had tlually broken out In
real earnest.
Half a dozen policemen were rusbe«!
to the theater, only to tiud tbe place
resting In perfect peace. There was
uo noise, no disturbance, aud tbe play
win going smoothly along.
SAVED BY AN INDIAN
How a Bloody Revolt of Negro Slaves
In New Jeraey V u» Averted.
A bloody aud desperate revolt was
once threatened by the negro slaves ot
the Acquackanom k district of New
Jersey, and were it not for a drunken
liidiau there would have been au awtul
slaughter of the whites.
Shortly after the Revolution the
slave* demanded their emancipation.
Some of the New York farmers had
fre«*d their »laves, moot of whom went
to the Ramapo mountains, where they
found unoccupied land. Stragglers ap-
•pred among the New- Jersey slaves
Ä1
d bad little trouble spreading dissen­
sion. The Dutch farmers were not yet
ready to abolish slavery and refused
the demands made upon them
The
slaves became Insolent and hard to
manage. They even went so far as to
threaten dire vengeance, but little at
tention w as paid to tbeir mutterings.
The negroes formed a secret society,
and held meetings In the woods and in
deserted houses. At last their plans
were about complete for n general re­
volt. A meeting was called In an old
distillery w hich used to stand near I’as
»ale. Negroes came from every direc­
tion, and by midnight nearly a hundred
were gathered there. The leaders matte
excited speeches advocating the «laugh
ter of all the men In the community
They were eager for a revolt and were
to he Informed Just when to strike
The slaves of each family were to take
care of their own masters. What was
to become of them afterward was not
considered, nor were there any plans of
escaping the punishment which would
surely be Inflicted on them. They were
for blood, regardless of consequences.
An old Indian hail spent the day at
the distillery, and the man In charge of
the vats had amused himself by getting
the redskin drunk. He fell Just outside
the door, and lay there In a drunken
stupor. He was awakened about mid­
night by the loud voices of the excited
slaves, and after a time realized the
purpose of the meeting. He knew that
the farmers would reward tilm with
whisky and tobacco If he carried them
the news, ami lost no time in doing so.
He went to several farm houses before
he could find any one who would be­
lieve the story, for no one thought that
the skives really intended to make troll
ble. Investigation showed that lie was
telling the truth, and the farmers sur­
rounded the distillery. The lenders wer •
arrested and carried to Newark In
chains. Many of the slaves were lash
ed by their ow ners until all thought of
r »volt was beaten out of them
BLOWING UP OF THE MAINE.
Gen. Fitzhugh Lee's Theory of the
Destruction of the Vessel.
In Ills interesting address In this city
Monday evening General Fitzhugh Lee
gave Ills theory regarding the destruc­
tion of the battleship Maine, says the
IndiamtiMiUs Journal.
Alter relating
the circumstances of the explosion and
describing the scene of fire and car
nage he witnessed on visiting the local­
ity a few minutes after the event, he
Bald:
“My theory Is tlnrt It was done by­
young otticers who had been attache«!
to Weyler. After the catastrophe they
disappeared. Young otticers of the
Spanish army did not take the trouble
to hide their pleasure over the horrible
affair. Many of them dropped their us­
ual potations of red wine and opened
bottle» of champagne in the cafes.
The government of Cuba Immediately
tried to forestall European opinion by
sending a dispatch which stated that
the explosion had been caused by the
carelessness of the Americans them
selves. As to that I want to say that
the keys to the magazine of every
American man-of-war are brought to
the captain and are hung on books at
the head of his bed so that be can
know where they are all the time.
When the divers went to work on Hie
Maine Captain Slgsbee said to them:
“Go Into my cabin and see If the keys
to the magazine are hanging where
they ought to be.’ The divers came up
with the keys. They had found them
hanging by the side of the captain's
lied.
Furthermore, the luiestigatlou
brought out that the plates of the fore­
part of the ship were bent upward,
showing clearly that the force of the
explosion had l>een directed from the
bottom. The court of Inquiry beard
plenty of testimony which showed that
there bad been two explosions; one
when the torpedo went off snd tore Its
way to the ship's magazine, snd the
other when the magazine Itself ex­
ploded with a roar.”
The real enuse of the destruction ot
the Maine Is still a mystery, though
there Is strong reason for accepting
General Lee's view. The report of the
United States court of Inquiry sus­
tained the theory of an outside ex
plosion, but said “the court has been
unable to obtain any evidence fixing
the responsibility tor the destruction
ot the Maine upon any person or per­
sons." The solution of such mysteries
come In time, when those who are In
possession of the secret think the right
time has come.
o man.
«Are you a T*rohlbltlonlst T' a feed a
y»tander. taking him cordially :>y tl
and.
"No, sir." "*• the contemplo »an
,1».
"1 sell milk. '
T
PORTLAND S FOURTH OF JULY.
Evtrvbcdy Invited to S«< sad Enjoy th«
CsIsbrsifotL
The celebration to lie given by the
Fortland Fourth of July committee
this year will eclipse in extent and
completeness that of any former year
in the hiaotry of the city.
The cele-
l ration will extend over two days,
both of which will la* crowded full ot
interesting and patriotic events.
Arrangements have been made
a Loa Angeles firm for a display of fire­
works, including many st piecea and
thou-anila ot stands of rockets.
The parade will la* jiartieipated in by
the Third regiment of the Oregon
National Guard, by fixe liamis from
surrounding tow ns as «ell as from 1’oit-
land and by numerous civic organiza­
tions.
C. E. S. Wood,'who is without doubt
the most talented speaker in Portland,
will deliver the oration and the literary
exercises will lie of unusual exeelleutv.
The hotels of the city hate recently-
handled large crowds of |>eople and
are now in lietter condition 'than ever
to entertain visitors w ho « ill la' present
front outside towns.
“ Every one in Oregon is invited to
come to Portland and assist in this
celebration.
Arrangements have lieen ti ale with
the railroad companies by which gteat-
ly reduced fare» will be offered on rail­
road aud steamer lines from ail point*
iu the state and the reception commit­
tee will make every effort to make the
stay of those w ho come to Portland a
pleasant one.
Among those who have the celebra­
tion in charge are lien. Summers,
("apt. J. P. Shaw, Julius L. Meier,
lamia Rosenblatt, C. IL Mclsaac and
I an McAllen.
All are well known
I usines- men and the fact that they
have been energetic in arranging for
celebrations in the past, is a sufficient
guarantee that the coming festivities
will le a success in every particular.
RECENT
JUDICIAL
DECISIONS.
Street-railway employes riding gra
tuitously when off duty, under a rule
permitting them to ride free, are held,
in Dickinson vs. West End BL K Co.
(Mass.), 52 L. It. A. 32U, to be passeu
gers and nut servants.
Au Incorporated college which sells
diplomas Is held in State ex rel. Sheets
vs. Mount Hope College Company
(Ohio*, 52 L. K. A. 3G5, I o be guilty of
such a misuse of its powers as to re
quire dissolution and a Judgment oust­
ing it of the right to be a corporation.
A promissory note given to stop .i
criminal prosecution Is held in Jones
vs. Danueiiberg Co. (Ga.), 52 L. It. A.
271. to be Invalid, even In the hands of
a bona tide holder, under a statute pro
tectlng such holders exc ept against eer
taiu defenses, including "Immoral and
Illegal consideration."
A note with the word "president” fol
lowing tin1 name of the person who
signs it and with the name of the cor­
poration aliove the line stating place
and date Is held, In Second National
Bank vs. Midland Steel Company
(Ind.), 52 L. It. A. 307, to be enforceable
against the corporation on proof that It
was Intended to be a corporation not«,
Damaged condition of dressed poul
try put in cold storage. re»ultlng from
the warmth of the temperature. Is held,
in Allen vs. Somers (Conn.*. 52 L. It. A.
100, not to render the bailees liable,
where the temperature Is that ordinar­
ily keptdn cold storage rooms, but high
er than that at which freezers are kept,
and both parties believed It would be
sutlic'lently low for the poultry.
Maliciously procuring the discharge
of a servant, whether accomplished by
Intimidation, slander or merely by
malevolent advice, la held. In Moran
vs. Dunphy (Mass.), 52 I.. It. A. 115, to
constitute an actionable wrong, even
If the employment Is only at will so
that the master does not break any con
tract. This seems to extend the doc-
trine of most of the cases on the HUb-
Ject of Inducing a third party to break
his contract, but Is the converse of the
doctrine shown In 21 L. It. A. 23N,
which bolds flint a master has a right
of action against those who entice
away a servant
Jspancue Porcelain Itepalr».
In tlie manner of repairs those won
derful followers of principle and truth
In art, the .lnpiine»e. have a lesson to
teach un. says the Connoisseur. When
a Japanese connoisseur breaks some
precious piece of pottery or porcelain,
he does not throw It away with dla-
tlnln, neither does h«' try to deceive the
casual observed Into the belief that It
Is unbroken. Instead, he tins It Joined
together, generally with gold lacquer.
In such a fashion that the fracture Is
Imldly shown and commented on. aa It
were, by the frank exposition of tbe
method by which It Is made good.
Curiously enough, a distinctly new
and charmingly decorative effect 1s In
most cases added by these Irregular
gold lines, while the sense of crafts­
manship Is tickle*! by the marvelous
skill exhibited by th« repairer In thus
welding together tbe two dissimilar
materials
Truth Is preserved at no
loss of artistic beauty; Indeed once
more It Is made clear that the two
may always walk hand in band.
Plenty of Hot U t'«r in N< w Zealan*l
In New Zealand geysers ami thermal
spring» are plentiful and portions of
the e* untry ar*........ istantly dlsturlx-d
In IH>»' Tarnwera was In violent eriije
tlon, covering villages with stones and
ashes for many miles. Tlie beautiful
terraces near Mount Rotomalinna. the
admiration sf many tourist«, were de­
stroyed. One township was covered
with mud. sixty square miles suffered
from this eruption, arid li»> people
were killed.
A Hoys! Painter.
Th» Empress Frederick baa always
ti*-* n an admirable artist. At Windsor
,,ne room 1« entirely hung with ex
qu site water colors done by her. and
at « Sr,'*< eharity bsuar two paint
Ing» d"“e
*‘er «*>ld for fl.«*« apiece
I low n>
ft leles
II
land up
"Mie
U bat has become of the oM fasbloi
ej ones who went to tied In the dark?
i
Ths Skylark.
The skylark sometime- singe during
winter, and there is a Scotch proverb
which runs to the effec t that if it l>e
heard before Candlemas there will be
bad woathe.r after that period.
Dark Hair
“ 1 feme used Ayer’s Hair Vigor
for a great many years, and al­
though I am past eighty years of
age, yet I have not a gray hair in
my head.”
Geo. Yellott, Towson, Md.
A Student of Human Nature
Muggì*)'—Y 'line give
l«>r <le pair of
trousers ut <i« nimmagu sale?
Why,
dey're too tight ami too long for youse
to wear.
Swipes (elatedly)—Sure! But, say!
I knew that if I could find de gent
w Imm* wife sent 'em to de sale he’d
gimme »’ for 'em to get ’em back! —
l‘m k.
^'e mean all that rich,
dark, color your hair used
to have. If it’s gray now,
no matter; for Ayer’s
Hair Vigor always re­
stores color to gray hair.
Sometimes it makes the
hair grow very heavy and
long; and it stops falling
of the hair, too.
PIT© Pwm.tnentlT Cuntd. 6o ni» «r ttervouszMaa
III® aftvt llifit Ift**« ar >f I»? K
r«-*t
aloktotvr Ar id t.i FK E K S'4-00 trUki twmir AD 1 tre*v
«•. 1>U. R ll K link . Ltd vdl Ari h st.. Philadelphia.?»
Diamond! at Cap« Norn«.
Genuine diamonds, varying in weight
from one-half carat to a carat, have
lieen found in placer de|<osits on Golo­
vin bay, 40 miles east of Cape Nome.
Miners found the diamonds while
w ashing out gold.
Schneider, 2409 thirty­
seventh Place, Chicago, III., writes:
••After taking several remedies
without result, I began in January,
lOoz, to take your valuable remedy,
Peruna. I was a complete wreck.
Had palpitation of the heart, cold
hands and feet, female w eakness, no
appetite, trembling, sinking feeling
nearly all the time. Y ou said I w as
suffering with systemic catarrh, and I
believe that I received your help In
the nick of time.
I followed your
directions carefully and can say to-day
that I am well again. I cannot thank
you enough for my cure. I w ill always
be yourdebtor. I ha« ealready recom-
mdeded Peruna to my friends and
neighbors and they all praise it. I
w ish that all suffering women would
try It. I testify this according to the
truth."—Mrs. X. Schneider.
Mrs. Fanny Klav.idat«chsr, ol Sum-
mitsville, N. Y., writes as follows:
“For tlinsi moiitlis I suffered with
pain in the back anil in the ragion of
the kidneys, sml a dull, pressing sen­
sation in the abdomen, and other
symptoms of pelvic eatarih.
“But after taking two laittlea of I’e-
runa I am entirely well, bi tter than I
ever was." — Mrs. Fanny Khivadtascl er.
Send for “Health snd
Beauty, I »
written especially for women by Dr. H.
B llsrtii an, president Hartman Hani-
tarium, Columbus, Ohio.
I
II H i taMte.
All Znnists.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth
Inx Syrup the beat remedy to use tor tbeir
Children during the teething period.
Max O'Rell's Philosophy.
Th« B«ttcr Cho c«.
Life is not worth living unless you
can, when the winter of life approaches,
still thoroughly enjoy a game of mar­
bles with little boys and telling long
fairy stories to little girls. —Max
O’Rell.
“Ze Miss Milyons, it is said, »pen’s
thousan's of dollars on ze bonnets
alone, uiy dear count,” observed th«
baron. “She is ze one for oyu,”
“No, my dear baron," was the re­
ply, “I »ill make ze proposal to ber
milliner!”
Prli« Coupons.
With every can of Monopole Coffee,
Spice and Baking Powder we pack a
numbered cou|M>n which entitles you to
certain valuable prises, de [s'nd i ng on
the number of coupons you have.
If
you want a sample con |> oii and a sample
tin of the finest spice yon ever used,
send us two 2-cent stamps and give tts
the name and address of your grocer.
Send to Wadhams <k Kerr Bros., Port­
land, Oregon.
Nothing quite so good to allav pain
from many causes as is Hamlin's Wizard
Oil. 50c and |L00 per bottle.
Bolivia's Tin Mines.
The Bolivian tin mines are situated
at an altitude of 14,000 (ret above sea
level in the departments of Oruro.
l’otosi, La l‘az and Cochal amaba.
Iwrit*« Can
Waar Shoa»
On» ili« »maller alter uaing Allen'» Fnot-f«»«.
1 ure» »wellen leet. bliater» an<ir»lli>u»»|»>t»an<l
I» « cerialn rin» lor in«mwtr.f naÜS, »wettiln«.
Sarcastic
hot, »1-hinx leet. Al »11 !>n>zsl»t«, 2Ac 'I rtu
Wife (reading)—Another mysterious l>ack»ite FRK* L< tualL Add reu Alten S Olui-
»ted. UUoy. N Y.
suicide—man throws himself from a
cliff.
Fine Bust ot McKinley.
Husband (thoughtlessly)—Bet hie
Mrs. Emma Cadwalader Guild has
wife was at the bottom of it.
just completed a fine bust of the late
Wife—Charles!
Husband (hurriedly)—Of the cliff, President McKinley. It is pronounced
my love; not the suicide,—Collier's one of the moat life-like productions
yet seen.
Weekly.
Not Exactly Comforting.
Admiral Schley was strolling around
the picturcsipie naval cemetery at An­
napolis, the other day, when, happen­
ing to meet an old sailor, he said, in a
kimllv way:
"Jack, this is a beautiful spot.”
Saluting, the weather beaten salt,
replied :
"Ave. nve, sir.
And it'll be still
finer, your honor, when some of our g«i»l
admirals get planted here.”—New
York Times.
BANKING BY MAIL.
A Convenir
Helpful System for Rural
Ruidtrti.
Sjiecial attention is called to the an­
nouncement of the Portland Trust Com­
pany of Oregon, which appears in
another column. This is a very old
atid well established trust c mpany,
and its certificates of deposit are in us«
throughout Oregon, as well as in Cali­
fornia. Maryland, W isconsin mid other
points. Farmers ami stockmen, who
have money lying idle, can by the use
of these certificates get interest up to
the very date on which they withdraw
the money. If, for example, a farmer
had to make a payment on the lfitli of
Iiecemlier, ami he held one of the Port­
land Trust Company of Oregon's HO
day certificates, he could give notice on
the 15th <>f SeptemlsT, and would re­
ceive his money on the 15th of Decern-
lier, with interest up to that very date.
The trust company will be glad to furn­
ish additional information upon request.
a. r. a. o.
Ho. S7-1SSS.
HaW writing to odvartlMro piso»»
bu U m able pagar.
]
••TNH OLDEST TRUST COMPANY IN ORlSOON.*’
PORTLAND TRUST COMPANY
INCORPORATED APRIL 21. IM7.
of
OREGON
B IKK PAGKT, tec ret ary.
BEN J. I. COH KN. Piwldant.
The Portland Trust Company of Oregon Issue« Interest Bearing Certificate« of Deposit
on the I olio wing Terms:
On special Certificate« of Dap<»*lt, not less than
each, payable upon ten days'
call by tne holder or ten days' notice by the Trust < utnnany,
per cent per annum.
Taxable on thirty days' call or thirty day»' notice. 8*a per cent |»er annum.
Payable on ninety day» call or ninety days’ notice, 4 per cent per annum,
on cerlltliates of
or over interest will bo paid quarterly or mnl annually if
Sprin< School Day*.
Teacher—Didn’t von write this ex-
cuae for being late yourself, Henry?
Henry—Yes; but father told me to
write it for him.
Teacher—Ami he signed it?
Henry—Yes'ni.
Teaiher—But I didn't know your
father's name was Henry.
Henry—Guess he must have forgot.
Teacher—I think it «in* you who for­
got Henry.—Boston Transcript.
Iw" 'wMiij
HOW ABOUT IT?
Wh.n yon »Irik» » »tniup with th. ordinary
pu.li out mower, nomrllihis happen, ahmlt a.
shown hi the alHtv. Illuatrallun, and they ar.
m H push cuts, and all will du this .ko-pt lh.
Champion lirawi'ut Mower.
Tilts serve» lo show lliul pro.aura azalust the
bur w III raise llie whei-ls from »round, dei-renne
traction and rullili« power,
with Ih» « ham-
plun liraw Cui lhe « oulrary la Ih» result—pre»-
»ur* UKnlnst the bar tn heavy cuttlns give»
downward pull, huidla« lhe wliaeln tl«hter to
Ih» «round. Inercn-eu traction, more power,
making lhe nursi powerflil cutter on the mar-
kel. I Ilia tael »lauds undisputed, and It you
want the Item mower mad», liuy the Cnainpiou
l>raw < UL
Hand for hook of testimonial lettera from him-
druda of ilellKhtrd customer» all over Oregon
Washington and Idaho. MlTt'IIStl.i. LEWIS
PORTLAND TRUST COMPANY OP OREOON.
109 Third Strwt, Portland, Oragoa.
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VUKni,
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FIELD (ODDER CORN, t Vartatlsz.
Vintllti.
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FOP CORN Don't For»«t Th»L
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For Infant» and Children.
Farmer* hi the corn Rtaten are more proftperoua
than anv olherw In the world
’5<Hi<h »aid-
>• 1« wtel to »*«. <wn .«a write ». fur i>«uw.
LAMBERSOH, Portland, Ora.
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BISHOP
SCOTT ACADEMY
Fortland. Oregon. Founded
1 Rm Scholl fir Bop.
■Hitan Mi ■mill Traiilat
W rit« lor Illustrate*! Catalogna
ARTHUR C. NBW ILL. Principal
HOITT’S SCHOOL
ANcÇftabte Prepat.iUonlnrAt
stanila ting (lie Food andkeß tila
ting it« 5l)uwchs and Bowels of
Promotes DigrstionJChreriul
nessandRrM Contain^ neither
.Morphine nor Mineral
N amçotic
Aperteci Remedy for Constipo
Run. Sour Stoumrh. Diarrhoea
V.
i iivukmrw,Feverish
neat sial Li)«« OF SLBEP
Far Smela Signatur« of
NEW YOIIK
Bears the
Parent» <1««Lrln< home Influences, beautiful
imrr<>un<1lng». perfect climate, careful *uprr-
▼ lalon, »n A thorough mental, moral and phys­
ical training for their boy», will rind all the*«
requirement* f«llv met at Hoitt’l Hchovl, Menlu
Park. Han Mateo county, ('al.
tend for Catalogue
Twelth year be flu* Auffnet
IRA U. Hou r, Ph U„ Principal.
Signature
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
Summtr Retolutlont
Keeley Cure
Sute relief fmm liquor, opium »n*t tobeoee
haMta. seiet lot paraleu¡to
Ia»4ì4u4» !•*»»••« •«* *•*• WMIlatae
hell} iBStltltl Aee.. r. ti—. <»r^»a