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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (June 28, 1902)
o Drag8 Feeling ORIALS I» * Wrr’„1 unrefrsshlng sleep. de*pon- rou wvr* doing aomethlng. Ill*11®*’ ,ert anciently called the the ™ Tor ca- they .rs boidi ' 's. Hood’s Sarsaparilla ^.îb’Uncestor correcting and tonmg ¡¿ese organ*. Landos Uk«a Fo»«l»- T, ia the op‘“ion o( leaJing Ralw"”‘n V1. Loi «k>u coi'»««'** 1,0 iewer tl,“n (¿0 fowl* a year, which if ^’divided *n>«nK popol.tmn .Si »»io* •,-ut **r * per yin uni._________ . Provs It 1 U'e want vou to prove our state- th-t Monopole the X-t an«l •I'““*“ ‘ 7 W°r d‘ “ b e vou to do so we will send a 10 tin of White Pepper or Cayenne or Ser or other variety, if you will ^nd u* <"<’ 2-1*’“ f,,r. ,P°*U^ *’ *’ “dd,e* ° .nd give «■ t>‘* srocer. Prize coupon* packe«! Uth ever» can. Semi to Wadhani* A Kerr Bro*-. Portland Or^ Morocco Mail Carrier*. Mail carriers in Morocco are said to •mid the risk of losing their place* by oversleeping by tving a .tring to one foot »nd «etting tlie end on tire before going to Bleep. The string, they know from experience, will burn *o long, and slnn the tire reai lies their foot it is time for them to get up. \ bottl" of Hamlin’s Wizard Oil'!* a Helicine Chest in itself: it cures pain in every form. 50 cents atdruggists. Goatx' Milk. A German sanitarium regrets that io little use is made of goats’ milk. It* advantages over <*>ws’ milk are that it js richer, more like human milk an«l absolutely free from germs of tubercu- loti*. Barely Possible. "Wonder what makes the funny man look so glum?” queried the horse re porter. "Prehaps he is out of humor,” «ug- jested the snake editor. A Difficult Case. First lawyer—How did yon come out in settling up old Gotrox’a estate? Second Lawyer—It waa a hard strug- j!e. "No!” "Yes; T had hard work keeping the heirs from getting part of the estate.” —Ohio State Journal. Stimulus. Critic—Well, Dick, I suppose you owe all that you are to your wife. Successful Author—No. I think I owe al-out tb tee-fourth, of my stimulus to all those other women who wouldn't have me. Th* L«tt«r "E.” “E” is the most common letter. In 1,000 letters “e” occurs 137 times in English, 184 times in French, 145 in Sp nish, 178 in German. Pepper and Cream. A daub of black pepper, says an obi hoo.iekeei>er, greatly improves vanilla ice cream. The North Side of a Tree. * The side of a tree on which most of the moss is found ia the north. If the tree be exposed to the sun, its heaviest and longest limbs will be on the south side. Mad* a Beginning. CONGRESSMIN iLORICH ENOORSESTHETONIC.PERUNÀ. Sham Tippler*. Madrid has a law by which habitual drunkard* have their lieada shave« 1 every tour weeks. Huild Depleted Sy sten Rapidly. “I* he really such an ezpert stem»« grapher?” “Expertmes i* no name for it. Why, i just lor practice, he actually took ilown a church sewing circle dimussiuti with out missing a word.”—Chicago Post. OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS. Outraging Memorial Dav. The veteran* aud those who appreciate what they did from Isdl to lbtlo are ibdignjut over tile way Memorial da» ha* come to be regarded by a large ele ment of the American people. Instead of being lisoked U| m > u as au qccasiou tor Paying respect tu tbe departed American soldier who has served honorably iu the held it is turaed into a holiday to be passed frivolously aud without the slight est regard for the sacred nature of an anniversary dedicated to high anus and lofty pa^iotism. Each succeeding anni versary is more and more a joyous occa •ion and less and less au object lessou of gratitude to those who so tioblj serv ed the uation iu the hour of trial. When first instituted there was uo _ thought of levity iu connection with its observance. The parade moved througn streets to the straius of the funeral march, the beating of the mutHed drum, the shrouding of the Uag with crape, th«* soldiers with arms reversed. The re spectful atteutiou of the multitude cor responded to the somber processional. In the cemeteries crowds assembled for the exercises and to see the tloral trib utes ou the mouuds of the heroes who had answered the tinal roll call. In the churches congregations listened to nd- dresses in keeping with the solemnity of the day. That was a generation ago. A great change has come over those who have come upon the stage of action sin<*e. The present generation does not appreciate the sacrifices the soldiers made in the long-drawn-out war of the tiUs. such as their forbears well knew, or they would uever allow the day to degenerate iuto a season of merrymaking, with contests on land and water by day. aud dances by night, upsetting completely the mean ing of the anniversary. The desecration bus come to such u pass that unless a change comes over the public mind it will be necessary to abolish Memorial day. The flowers can be strewn just as well without ceremonial and interruption to business and have equal honor and equal meaning for our sleeping heroes us if a duy were set upart for this distinction. In this way the mockery and heartless ness which now discredit Memorial day will cease to disgrace it before the world. —Utica Globe. Boers’ Great Military feat. Worn down by the attrition of num bers, and threatened by the winter of the Southern hemisphere, the Boers have signed conditions of peace. The latest active oiierations were notable successes for them. They practically destroyed two or three large British detachment* with artillery not long ago, ami in the last battle of the war captured the Brit ish commander and the most of hi* force. Nevertheless, they yield to the general situation upon receiving terms that re spect their position ns soldiers and rec ognize their claim to relief as sufferer* from the waste and ruin of war. They abandon their claim to Imlependence, but that, as far as the Transvaal republic was concerned, was never coueeded by England. The little Orange Free State went into the struggle on the basi* of sympathy, and is wiped out from the lilt of miniature nations. Dreams of a Dutch federal union in the south of Af- rica are ended. That part of the Dark Continent will be under the British llag and dominated by the English speaking race. In spite of this result, which was easy to see from the outset, in view of the enormous disparity between the couibat- ■ uts, the Boers have added a new chap- ter to military si ii-me. For marly three years they taxed the army resource« of the British empire to the utmost and subjected it to a long series of humilia tion*. Up to the last this process was kept up. The Boers, though but a hand ful. have been mighty men with their rifle* anil go back to the vocations of peace with the admiration of the world I tor their tenacity ami skill a* fighter*. i “Miss Frocks has reached her de- dining years.” “Nonsense,” leplied Gargoyle. DRAMATIC DEATH OF GRIZZLY . A V ’ ” * “She's not more than twenty-five. "But she has declined half a dozen The Gray Terror of the l«lah«» Hills Will l>o Mischief No More. men.”—North American. Big Foot, the gray terror of the Ida Hungry, but Fastidious. ho bills*. 1* dead ut last The giant "Lady,” said the wayiarer, “I can’t grizzly closed Ids career with an orgy that Included the killing of about thir eat these scraps.” "You can’t?” said the housewife. ty horses In oue week, un«l the ranch- “Why ,you just told me you were so era throughout the wide region where be operated are rejoicing that he will hungry you could eat a bouse.” "Yes, mum; but I meant a porter Dot rob them any more. house."—Chicago News. When Tom Hop|>er. the veteran hunter of Epak.ine, nrrlve<l iu Lewiston Accounted For. with a party of amateur*, including Gladys—So Ferdy ha* been tracing D. G. Holbrook, a South Dakota drum back Ids ancestors? uier. and announced that they were Ethel—Yes, and found hi* first an going after Big Foot the natives, on cestor was * garbage contractor. Tool'* account, “reckoned tbere'd be “I th >ught he seerne«! ‘in th* dump*' ■omethln* doin'.” about something.”—Judge. A* nearly as they could find out Big Foot was about forty mile* from Lew Seeks in Germany. latou In an untraveled wilderness. The largest circulaton attained for a There were three feet of snow on the novel in Germany i* that of “Ekke- ground ail tbe way. but that did not hanl. by Schaffle, and it haa reached deter them. They wandered almut for but 180,000 in fifty years. five day* Wore the dogs got <>n to bia track. Then they made camps ami Deserved BttUr. tbe dogs trailed Big Foot up to a bole He—Do you mean to say the plumb among some rocks on a high ridge ar has not been here yet? overlooking a tributary of the Snake She—No; isn’t it shameful? And River. *e are such good customers; our Big Foot was so surprised by the plumbing i* neariv always out of sudden attack of the dog* that he order' started to run. Tbe dogs kept at hl* heels ami the race continued until tbe hunters were far behind ami cursing their luck that tbelr magnificent quar ry wa* out of range. Bat Big Foot changed bls route. Making a detour of tffe top of a rblge, be raced at top spe«*! down the other aide, noting little of what wa* ahead of him. Right below him was the camp and Holbrook and another monitor of the party were there. Holbrook saw the great brute coining like a cyclone and grabbing bl* Winchester he fired. It wa* a lucky .hot The grizzly rolled over dead with a bullet In bit heart. Fift.eu dead bor*es were found within two mile, of the point where the t>ear hail made bls den. says the Sevr York Workl. The animal wa* aklnne-1 and the hide is to be mounted. AN INDIANA SCARfCROW. In dcs.gning tbe I.file throw Ing ap parstus »Lown In tbe ae<-ocupanyiug cot. an Indian« man n seek* to provide an inexpensi»» animated scarecrow, adapt«*«! to I* operated by tbe wind, to fissh le-am* of — sunlight or lamplight •vsr a fi*l«> to fr ght.-» away any t rd On the other hand, the British military system ha* proved unsatisfactory and will undergo thorough reorganization a* a result of the remarkable serie* of de feat* and disappointment* that const! tuted the British experience in the con flict juat closed. The English people fer vently hope they will Defer have another such victory St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Cne Cent letter Postage, There are many who assume that be- cause the successive reduction* in lhe rate of letter postage iu past year* have «11 been followed by « vast increase in the quantity of letter* seut through the mail* a repetition of the experiment would certainly be followed by a simi lar result. But they overlook the fact that the principal part of the increase was not due to an expansion of the let ter wrltiug habit, but to the stimulus which the reduction gave to the practice of business men sending out price lists and other printed matter in unsealed en velopes, The statistics of the 1‘ostoffiee Department do not distinguish this sort of mail from the closed. No oue cau tell what proportion it forma of first-x’l.x«* matter, but that it Is very large ia well known. That it was immensely lacreas- ed when the law made it possible to send an unsealed letter or circular tor one cent is also a matter of general knowl edge, but it is not so well understoo«! that it wa* this particular reduction which so greatly enlarged the volume of first-class matter. It a reduction 1» made to one cent tor sealed letters, and there is no further lowering ot the rate ot uusealed first- class matter, there will be no very great expansion ot tbe use of tbe mails in con- sequence of the change. It is reasonably certain that the movement, if success ful, would result iu a serious diminution of the revenue, and the deficit would le still further increased. Doubtless, In course of time, the volume of mail at one cent for a closed letter will briug the receipts lip to their present proper- tion*, hut the general growth of busi ness, rather than the inducement held out by the cheaper rate, would contrib ute to that result. San Francisco Chron icle. Indians Must Work. The whole country is deeply interested in a recent order of the government re lating to the Indian* ou the Kosebml res ervation in South Dakota. Over 1.000 able-bodied male Indiaus there, who have passed the age of 18 years, bave had their ration* cut off in order to test tb" capacity of the redskins to earn a living for themselves, and it is uow a case of work or starve, a situation which many people insist should have been reacned long ago. The order is following up the suggestions of President Roosevelt, the commissioner of Indian affairs, many members of the House and Senate, aud score* of other prominent* who have given the matter their close attention and study. It is believed that the ludians can be taught to become self-supporting and thus advance more speedily tow ini civilization than wlieh they are eneour- aged to live in idleness by the govern- ment furnishing them rations. In deciding upon whom the experiment should first be tried it was determined to take the Brule Sioux on the Rosebud res ervation, as they are the fiercest amf most unruly of all. and if the experiment works all right with them, it will surely be satisfactory with the other tribes. If the Brule Sioux accept the new policy without going on the warpath, it will then he tried on the 1,800 Indian* at the l’ine Ridge agency, and upon other tribes as rapidly as the work cau be taken up. — Des Moines Register. Has Staggered Humanity. England has nothing to be proud of in the war which has ended. It cost her the lives of 28.000 men, the disability, from disease or wounds, of 30,000 sol diers, ami fl.Ksi.ism.iHSi in money, to subdue 50,000 farmers. Kruger's proph- or animal bent on depredation. The device can lie mounted on a post nt any convenient place and serves to frighten hawks, crows and other birds In the «laytime and owls and other rodents at night. It consists of a fixed frame of any de sired shape, open on two sides for the free passage of the wind, with a lamp In each eml of the frame for night use and a central revolving wheel which carries » number of mirrors to reflect the light across the field It Is desired to protect. The flanges on the blades are shaped to catch the wind on one Th< T.tl of Exparlsats. ecy that "the price of victory would (tag ger humanity" haa coiae true a hundred tiuiea dunug the two year* and aeveu month* of strife. All the world knew that the Boer* would fight, but such a fight a* ha* beeu made waa not expected. History ba* few inatance* of *uch resist ance by so small a body when opposed by a multitude. The Cartbagemau* held legion* at bay for yeara, but they were in a walled city: the Spartans bad their Thermopylae. The Transvaalera have repeated the acts of both, and have done »«> time and again. Stormberg, hlagers- fonteiu and Colenao will live in memory as monument* to men fighting for lib erty. l'erhap* the last act in this drama tea title* more tbau any to the true great ness of the men in the veldt. To save their friend* and neighbor* in Cape Col ony from puniahmeut they accepted haisher term* in the peace protocol than lion Aldrich, congre**niaii would have fallen to their lot bad they from Alalmma, « i ites from Washing not insisted upon atum-sty being general ton. D. C.: throughout South Africa Cincinnati ■' This is tocertify that Peruna, man* Post ufaclured by I he Peruna Medicine Co., ot Columbu*. O., ha* been used in my Hanging Women. family with succesa. It is a fine tonic A* long a* the punishment of death and will build up a depleted system is fixed a* the penalty for w illful and de rapidly . I can recommend it to thu.se liberate murder where ia tbe rea»ou for a who need a safe vegetable remedy for distinction of person* on account of sex debility.”- W. F. Aldrich. if guilt i* proved? If it would be horri fying to hang a woman for murder it i* also horrifying for a woman to be guilty “It is with pleasure I recom of murder. Duly the deepest depravity inspires murder in a woman'* heart. A mend Peruna as a tonic of unusual woman seldom or never cornu.its murder merit. A large number of prominent in the heat of passion under cruel prov memliers of the «iifferent order* with ocation. Almost universally in murder which I have l«een connected have by women erotic inspiration ia the im been cured by the ute of Pernna of pulse and the cunning of deliberation is < a*e» of catarrh ot the stomach and tbe method. If there are cases where a woman mur head; al.-o in kidney complaint and ders her husband to get him out of the weakness of the pelvic organ*. “it tom-» up tlie system, ai«is <iigc*- way so that she may inherit his property she always has a male accomplice ex tion. induces sleep, ami i* well worthy pecting to share in the gains of guilt. the confidence of sufferers of the Such murders sre always atrociou*, with above complaint*."—H. 8. Emory. surrounding circumstances of peculiar A catarrh book sent free by The Pe wickedness in tbe inception and the com runs Medicine Columbus, Ohio. mission of the crime. The*« facta, if they appear In any case, have a tendency An Obliging huihind. to divest the mind of sensibilities regard “ Why d<» you offer such a lar^e re- Ing women which are inspired by th«*ir innocence aud worth in the general rela uar«l for tlw> returq of that ugly (log'”’ “To please my wife.” tions of life. “But such a rewarii is *ure to bring In recent years women have been ex ecuted for capital crimes both in this him hack.” country and in England. There have “No, it won’t. He’s «lead.” been several such cases within the last two decades. An enemy to society, a Mor* Interesting. dangerous conspirator against human “ Were you interestod in that ac- life, a slow, crafty, merciless, secret, un appeasable criminal in malignant- homi count of the Washington man who'aud- cidal practices is equally guilty whether denlv disappeared?” “Well, I’d have been more inter a man or a woman. What reason is there for grading penalties according to ested in an account of a man who grad sex instead of according to tbe degree ually disappeared!" of guilt?—Chicago Chronicle. Catarrh of Stomach. "Th* Bndr Wai Attired—” Abuse of the Injunction. A judge issues an injunction forbid ding you to do such and such a thing. You may have a perfect right uuder the constitution of the United State« to do that which he forbid*. His injunction may be unjust sn<l illegal, but ueithvr this illegality nor the authority of the constitution will ssve you if you disoliey the injunction. The judge liim*elt, the offended one. lias then absolute power to punish you. He can tine you or put you in jail at hi* pleasure. You have no possible appeal. In any ordinary tram action the citizen who 1* supposed to have committed an offense is entitled to trial by jury and to appeal his case. But if you offend an injunction judge, he him self la the jury, he Is the jmlge, be fixes the penalty. This is law. but it is stupid law. worthy of a Turkish paaha, not of a civilized country. No man In the Unit ed States should have power to punish another for a crime committed against himself. The judge who sentence* a man to jail on his own authority because his judicial dignity is offended practically applies lynch law, and if lynch law Is abominable, the bench should lie tbe first to abolish It.—New York Journal. BSOLUTE SECURITY. Wife (looking over oil-fashioned magazine)—What frights we must have been in 1895. Husband—Yes. love ia blind, all right. That's the year you married me. Colonies of European Nations. The colonies and dependencies of France covered an area in 1900 of 3,740,000, square miles w^th a po, «pula- The area of Ger- tion of 50,000,000. and dependencies mail colonies amounts to 1,027,120 square miles, with a population of 14,087.000. Th* Wnttsn Proposal Scribbles—1 wrote a story one* that came near winning a |.iO,WO prize. Dribbles—What aide-tracked youf Scribbles—The girl's father.— Chi cago News. Genuine Carter's Uttle Liver Pills. Muet Bear Signatur* of Faw Wild Animals in Ireland. A curious fact about Ireland ia the comparative s. .ircity of wild cieaturee. No less than 21 species common to Great Britian are unknown to Ireland. Among these are the mole, adder, shrew, water-vole, wildcat, polecat and roedeer. r»OTro'c" 1,,U0K,t* LARI tnO FOR OIZlIMEtt. Feminine Suipicion “Mine Diui^ileniore say* that you are I very clever,” eaid the young woman. "Indeed!" tejoined Mi** Cayenne, calmly. “Did site *av it by way of intimating that I am not good looking or t<> suggest that I am uuaiuiable?”— Washington Star. I-. side only, and even a alight air current will set the wheel In motion. Any ordinary lamp* or lantern* may lie used, those shown being partially protected by metallic bo<ida. which also serve as reflector*, with opening* only ou the aldo* toward the mirrors. When thl* scarecrow la In use at night It throws stream* of light round and round the field, while In the daytime sodden flashes of light from the sun serve the same purpose. DEPENDS ON PLACE OF BIRTH J <i»*ll** —«■ *’« Th* Psmn* of Court, ly. Young Citizen—Do you really think CURE SICK HEADACHE that modern manners are degenerate' Ohl Citizen—Oh, yes, indeed. IV» Almoit Discouraging. used to la* surprise«! w lien pimple w*ro “We are going to have a numlier of rude; now we feel surprise«l when beautiful libraries,” *ai«i the happy they are polite.—l'étroit Free l'rea*. man. **Yes," replies! tbe gaunt |iers««n Thibet W< min. In districts of Thiliet a woman may witli tire lustrous eve. “It is a terrible have several legal husbands at the responsibility to put upon thia genera same time, over whom rhe rules with a tion. I don't know who is to write the power that might well arouse the envy books worthy of such niagniti«-ent sur- rouniiings." — Washington Star. of the newest of new women. Mothers will find Mr*. Winslow's Sooth- Ing Syrup the be«t remedy to use tor their Gr«ne—Do you suppose Ketchum ia children duriug the teething period. honest, or lias he designs on me, do A Woman's Aim. you think'.' Justice—Did you throw a brick at Brown—Why, what has he been do thia man? ing now? Mrs. O’Toole—No, nor. Greene—He borrowed an umbrella at Justice—Then how was it that you my house last night and he return««! it the first thing this morning. It look* hit him? Mrs. O'Toole—Because 1 t’rivwvsi it suspicious, don't you think? at some wan else, yer honor.—Cincin nati Enquirer. There 1» a certain j Permanenti» Cured No fit» or ti«rvoUMMMI disease that ha* CITO lllO after fi i gl la v , t«*.»f |»r \bijr»at Nerve come down to ui ( ftoatorvr Rend lot FK R l< 9'J.00 trial botilo and treat» through manv cen ibb . D b .II II Ki.iNB.Ltd »31 Arch &.» Philadelphia, P* turies an«l ia The Villas* Joker Ha» Hi, Joke. > older than Two Italian« with two liears wander history itself, yet very few ed into the village of Swanton veater- outside of day. The “village joker" thought it those wlio have learned from bitter ex would lie funny to explode a dynamite perience know anything of it* nature ot firecracker under Itrnin, and he did it. tharacteristica. At first u little ulcer ot ►>re appears, then glamla of the neck ot A moment later the entire population rroins swell; pimple* break out on the of the town took to the tall timlier. breast, back or some other part of the All eucceeded in getting away except body ami fill with yellow pustular matter; liarvey Beecher, who lost the greiter the mouth ami throat become «ore and part of Ina troueera.—Coluinbua L>ia- the tongue i* at all time» badly coated. pwteh. Headache* are frequent, and muscle» and joints throb and hurt, especially duriug Rhaks Into Your Shoes damp, rainy weather. These are some of Allee’s Foot-K«*e A piw.lsr It make* tight the symptoms of that most loathsome of or new thus* (eslrsay. Ill* • «wrisln curs lor callou* ami hot. tired, achlus feet, til diseases, Contagion» Bloo«l Poison. .westing, hold by all l>ru*(lt>iB frier XV Trial paeksx» This strange pois- , mslleil FREE. Address Allen S Olnuled, Le- Contagioua on doea not affect Koy, N. Y. A Susp uoui Css*. a Bad I Blooa Poison Tit; rate« Up with it within a abort time after being inoculated, while other« show but iliglit evidence of any taint for a long time after exposure, but it* tendency in every erse 1* to complete destruction ol the physical system, sooner or later. K 8. 8 8. i» a safe ami infallible cure for A Distinction. this bail disease—tbe only antidot« for “Papa, were we descended from this siiei'itic poison. It cures Contagious monkeys.” Blood Poison in every form and stage “Not all of ns, my boy. Some were thoroughly ami permanently. 3. S. 3. contains no Mercury, Potash or other ascended.’’—Detroit Free Pres*. harmful minerals, but is strictly ami entirely a vegetable reme«ly, ami we offer Exdueiveneit. Jl'Ooo.oo reward for proof that it is not. “Pauline ia very exclusive, isn't OVM : wt she?” DKPAR.TM1.NT, doing a nobis intro- quite. She never “Oh, yes, duces an eligible man to any other work in rslisvtng suffering. Olv* our physicians a abort history of your OS»« girl.” and got their advios. Thia will coat A Long l)*y, I From the northern terminus of Nor way's most northern railway the sun ! ia constantly in light from June 5 I July 11. What is CASTORIA BtVOLVISU MIHHOB» THROW LIGHT. i aTcü« I Pumy T*g«taM*.X4w>w*<^^ wrr Cou nothing, and what you say will be ed to watch bls antic* went up to him aid In strictest confidsno*. With N mm H cu L and told him how hi* mother used to thslr help and a oopy of our book on “It ia said that even the hair* of the Contagious Blood Poison you can cure tits and volunteered to try It on „.mg* your own on** and our* your- head are all numbered/’ him. “Yea, I know; but a goal many of golf nt home. ”1 haven't any fit,” the young man SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ga, them are back numbers.” said. "What’* the matter with you, then?" "Why, don't you see the snow?" "Yes. I see it. What of It? I have seen It before.” "Well. I haven't.” said tbe Florid., young man. "What! You never saw snow be fore?" asked tbe astoulshed questioner. "Never. Seems strange to you, don't N "It beats any sample of verdancy I ever ran ai-roas.” "Oh, I don’t know,” mused the Flor The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the Hlgna- Ida cracker, according to the New York ture of Cha*. II. Fletcli«*r, and has been made under hia Mail and Exprsaa. “Did you ever see personal supervision for over 30 ► years. Allow no one an alligator eating a black boy? No? _______ , you ___ ___ to de«*elve hi ______ tills. C ______ ’ounlet rf<lts, Imitations and Well, you are not so many, after all. Just-as-good ” ___ aro _ but unti endanger th* ~______ _____ 2 ** __t _ Experimenta, _ -___ „ health of ’children— Experience against Expcrinieiit. 1 have seen It many times.” And. throwing n handful of snow down his shirt collar, he pursued bl* joyous gam What Mhr Wduhl May. They were seated on the sofa In the parlor, Ilia false, curling mustache was very near to the painted rose* on her cheeks, lie was doubtful, after all. whether, notwithstanding tbe In numerable vows of undying devotion that bad passed between them, be real ly loved her with the 22 carat, 10-ton power that he ought to, If be was to re gard her as his future wife, and be w«in«lered how he could break the new* gently. Ko In a very low voice be *ald: “What would you say, darling. If I should tell you that you can never be mine?” "I should nsy. pet." she answered, "that I’ve got a nice bundle of your letter* that would help to make It ex l*enslve for you.’’-Ix>n«ton Answer*. ‘ FDR RILIOUSREt*. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATIOR. FOR SALLOW >KIR. FOR THE COM FLEXI0R Castoria Is a harmless substitute for < iistor Oil, Pare- goric, Ilrops nnd Hoothing Syrups. It is I’lcusant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age Is Its guarantee. It destroys Worm» and allays Feverishness. It cures Dlarrhtea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assliiillates th«» Footl, regulates tlio Htommh and tlowcls, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s I’itnucea The Mother’s Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. Plenty like It “Can I get this note shaved?" timidly asked the money lender. “Gracious," ex. laimed the broker he gla nce«i at the date, “it's o|d enough to need it!”—-Atlanta Consti tution. — If It’s Monopole It’« the Best In coffee, »pice«, baking |x>w<ier, canned etodN and other gro4’erten. lnfltal < n onopole. WADHAMS A KBRR HWOS., Packers. Portland. MOW ABOUT IT? When you ntrI•• a «tump with the ordinary push rut mow*r, aomethinff happens aiwiut shown In th« above Illustration, and they are all push cuts, and all will du thia except th« < hampion braw < ut .M«.w«r. Thia MrvM to ah"W that preaaur« a«aln«t th« bar will rala« the wheels from «round, tire re as« traction and cutting power. With the C ham pion Draw Cut th« contrary 1« the result— pres sure a«ainst the bar In heavy cutting fives downward pull, holdin« the wheels tighter to the ground. ln< reaseo traction, ruors power, iiiakin« the moat powerful cutter on the mar- keu Th 1» fact stands nndlepnted, and If you want the best mower made, buy the < hampiou Draw Cut. Hend f«»r book of testimonial letter« from hun dreds of delighted customer« ail over Oregon, Washington and Idaho. MITi'HFT I.. |,FW !H An^ChH^^^nera^g^ntsUbyrt^od^^ HOITT’S SCHOOL rsrent* <te*lrin* h<>m* Innucncv* beau litui surrwundlu*.. t«-rieri climate, rarebit suoor- vi» '>n sn-t ih«»r«>>i*h mental moral amt t»hyt- tral Iralnlnr frw their hug*, wi'l *nd all thess r*‘|‘ilr*,n*ii • fully met s' H- IH • school. Melilo Park, ssn M» e«> <vinty, < *1 , s»n«t tor < *<*b>*ue Ttrellh rear h**ln* Augnai 12th 1KA «> HOITT, l’h I»., Principal. 3I5H0PSC01T ACAOEMYi i» n wik A M r» o h »____ 2 Joe's Itevelallon. Just Because You Have Ween Know Yon May Not Know Everything. When the young man from Florid* came to live In New York be woke up one morning last winter «nd. going to tbe window, be looked out on wbat was to him a novel scene. It wa* a snow storm, tbe first be had ever seen. Jumping Into bls clothes, he rsn Into tbe street. He »looped sod gstbered bandfuls of snow and threw them In the sir; be Jumped Into a drift and sent It flying with b.s feet; be finally lay down and rolled In lt-all tbl* time shout t g and laughing at tbe top of bl* ▼ ol<5P. One of tbe crowd which bad gather Not long ago a nice young man was 'nvfted to dine at the home of a young woman an«l accepted the Invitation with pleasure It wan juat a family food It H« m lay K«*p» lay «f. ♦ Roap, < - *'« and A.I dinner. an«l everything waa passing < IT D ims »« It RtrMgtM»»« cSfcU, a«d »ra-« t*«m FhcsZXSMSQS. well when an unpleasant and quit* un ■ v IMM rMrltffg»« remet»lK>1 and «Ft*r 1 ein« d«HR I ««£ efca.~l L a«« of F<n»r TH' -J îa W r -CLTItV Fo«4> Alrfc .»«*W*d «Lm foreseen Incident occurred. fr«» dylM ' ••«aat'y «•« »« < a i*aad «.«r « »>••• r an Ü a* )«•» •«*< >• ao«d»d »a raisin« pouiiry <- M w , ia aa a# They were all discussing the pie. ». J. miWKM, I vast A*rnt*. I’artlaad, Of».. ••••* »«atti». Wash when the young woman's little broth er. who had been regarilng her closely, suddenly spoke up. ..................................................................................................................... ! "Gee.” be said. "look at Marie tryln' to put on atyle juat 'cause Joe la her*. >rn «rtwtR« »r* n r»rniFO In She'* eatln' her pie with a fork.'” »hr wor<4 than any It I* needles, to add that the cherubic • SWFET CO«N. 15 Var>«t>«s 1 Id expertan <sj a very nnpleasaut I FIELD FODDER CORN. I V.rietx« FOR CORN Dwst Fsegst That ________ _ ____ quarter of an hour after Joe bad «sal • warAR* Fööwwr , : CORN! CORN! CORN! LAMBERSON, Portland, Ore. ¡X ................................................................................................................................................................... .... ARTHUR C NCW/LLi All V»W l»lC!*»A.U___________ VJ Summer ffe^olutiom JiiV Keeley Cure Burs relief from lt*|»or opium an I l«»txeca habit« *end for particulars u> Kssley listituti a. r. a. o. Wa. ze—tee*.
