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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (June 7, 1902)
Eczema science & an ” ion „<jens the »kin. lubes, oozes, call I* tetter. milk cru.t or It ru»«"' , frora It Is sometime« in- Mi”«-« «•rM,,rted U,~ U“* m—te but cannot cure. Three electrical furnaces of 3«i0 horse «*•’ from humor« inherited or ac- l*r»i«l» until these have been power ea«h have been erect«“! at Ca- ¿ni «nd ““ ----------------------I monies. In the north of Italy, where the manufacture of pig iron by tbe "lUT^uretiThr woi-st cases. and Stassano patent will be engaged ItL The Chine»« court may appolut six •nd mis •“‘w’SSrt •" • • ......... qUM1 iur h “H || piitatii eut“‘,,<Jl1 ’ foreigners, expert specialists, us au ' 1 «U* thorities on international law and finance and on military, naval, parlia mentary, domestic and governmental Lika Th«m All. affairs. “Thi* y«' h* the gre,tert in South Australia possess«*» one of -r bistory." those rarely occurring sink holes, tbe “How do you kn<>w .i t eli wbv shouldn’t it be? Every bottom of which lies below the level ,.her year ha» been.”—Indianapolis of the sea. An expedition, led by Pro fessor J. W. Gregory, has started out News- _______ __ to Investigate this Australian depres v >tfcfr, will tind Mrs. Winslow a Sooth- sion. which is known as tlie Lake Eyre * “ up the best remedy to use tor their Basin. On«‘ object of the explorers is Jgk&nSuring th* teething period. to obtain light on the unexplained na tive traditions concerning giaut ani mals said formerly to have Inhabited Fearful Thought V shadow crossed the young man’s the basin. Not long ago tbe perfectly preserved . ’ «'Can it be that we will make a „“intake in marrying?” he queried, laxly of a man was discover«“! in a s«'ah“Lup cave it, the French Pyrenees, anxiously. ■ How you frighten me! ecxlainieil where stone was being quarried. Be- .hsmaid’ "f*t’s have another wed- xide him were some Implements of jing rehe«rsel right away.”—Philadel stone and a drinking cup made of bark. 1 here were also the remains of a tire, phia Record- ___________ and some bones of animals, which fell Into dust soon after being expos«xl to ,1.« r«rm«"""Ur er«1 ,»• f ’ *f FITS 11- ! • 1st - >f"r kbn.'slirr.t Serv. tlie air. Tbe body was wrapped in what I1,,, .., |rHBI--»3.OOtfi*ll«,iil.'»i> itresS {fftsiLH Ktc*« Lia ,J31 Art •>l‘‘*«*hdrl‘ifcl** is probably the skin of a cave bear. The mau must bare been large nn«l athletic. Explained- The Cunaid Company has order«“! “It reems to me,” said the young fiou-vwife, "there’s entirely too much two new ships Intended to excel any hitherto plann«“! lu their «x'ean going water in the milk you serve.” -It won’t occur again, ma’am,” said spe«“l. Twenty five knots, or 28.8 miles, the foxy milkman. “You re«-, the per hour will lie th«* contract speed, to farmer»’ man has been giving the COWH develop which engines of 47.000 horse too much salt and it made ’em very power w ill be required. The turbine thirsty. The farmer's got a new man principle ui-iy lx- employed instead of engines of the usual form, ami this is ho «.”— Baltimore News. expected to afford a very desirable ab Shake Into l'our Shoe«. sence of the vibration which Is so dis Alien’« Foot-E*^. « powder. It cure« painful,swol agreeable to many passengers in the len unartliiK. nervous feet, anti instantly lukeg the iitiiig out oi • orns and bunion«. Afa'I I>rug- swift ships hitherto built. rists 25 cents. Accept No Substitute. Trial Pack- Several methods of applying electrici gjt'Frve. Ad'lres-“, A lien S. Olmsted, LeKoy. N. Y. ty to hasten the growth and develop Stum Laundry in Siberia. ment of vegetation have been tested In An Amerieiin company recently Germany. One plan Is simply to elec «hip|*“l a complete steam laundry out trify th«» air about the growing plants fit to Vladivosto k, Siberia. It is the by passing a current through a system first of its kind in that part of llie of barbed wires fnoni tbe points of world, and will be capable of handling which the electricity is discharged. An 4,000 pie*-es of linen a day, with its other way is to submit the seeds to an washers, its centrifugal wringers and electric current before they are planted or sowed. Both of these methixls are its large mangel. said to have given favorable results, but the best plan yet trleil Is that of passing a feeble current of electricity through the soil. A market gardener near 1’aterson. N. .1., is said to have New Remedy. treble«! the productiveness of his b«“ls German physicians are applying a of carrots, beet» and other vegetables new remedy—lecithin«'—to the cure of by sending through them a current de diseases which require treatment of the rived iron, the (xiwer cable of a trolley nerves ami nutrition. Lecithin«- and line. its compounds are said to have a tend A Hungarian chemist lias «liseovered ency to increase weight and growth. Hint some of the salt hikes In Transyl- The grocer who wants to sell you a vanTa present the peculiarity of a layer Biking Powder of a certain brand be of warm or even hot, salt water, I»«" cause it is cheap, generally has very tween two bodies of colder water. Thus little to say of its quality. Poor, in the Media- Lake the surface temper cheap, alum Baking Powders are worse ature in summer is about 70 degrees, than none at all—are positively injuri but at a depth of a little more than four ous to health. By a chemical analysis, feet th«* temperature becomes 132 de Monopole Baking Powder tests higher grees, but declines again to 66 degrees in quality and purity than any other at lhe bottom. Tin- surface wat,er Is sold in this country. Try it and if you fresh, but th«' warm water beneath is don’t think so your grocer will refund intensely saline, and the explanation of your money. If your grocer doesn't the difference of temperature is that, handle Monopole groceries, send hi“ sine«* th«- sp«“-itie heat of salt water Is name to Wadhams & Kerr Bros., Port less than that of fresh water, the salt land. water is more easily heated by the sun, and having risen to a higher tempera E»»v Problem in High School. ture than that of tlie overlying fresh To see objects at a distance of 100 water, retains its heat because the miles the observer must be standing at fresh water prevents its escape by a height of 6,667 feet above the level radiation. It is suggested that some of the sea. The rule is that the dis us«' might lx- fotin I f< r these natural tance in miles at which an obbject on reservoirs, or a- e«.«iulators, of solar the earth's surface may be seen is equal heat. to the square root of one and a half DAMASES WERE RECOVERED. times the height of the observer in feet above the sea level, allowance being made for the effect of atmospheric re fraction. One morning a few weeks ngo n Hood’s Sarsaparilla J A Sly Dog. Mrs. Woodby (mournfully)—Ah, yes, the fire was most disastrous. All our family heirlooms were utterly destroyed —an irreparable loss, in fact. Mrs. Peprery—The ides! And didn’t yon have them insure*., at all?—Phila delphia Press. No Money in Bicycles. Of all the bicycle factories in Ger- nuny only six paid dividends last year. Fifteen large factories are on the point of going out of business. CATARRH Catarrh has become such a common «'»ease that a person entirely free from this disgusting complaint is seldom met ’’th It is customary to speak of Catarrh as nothing more serious than a bad cold, a simple inflammation of the nose and throat. It is, in fact, a complicated and wry dangerous disease ; if not at first, it Very soon becomes so. The blood is quickly contaminated by the foul secretions, and the poison through the general circulation is carried to all P*rts of the system. Salves, washes snd sprays are unsati» factory and disappointing, because they do not reach the seat of tbe trouble S S. S. <lue' t It cleanses the bloo«l of the poison •nd eliminates from the system all catar rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly •nd permanently tbe worst cases. T. A. William«, a leading drv a-mds mer- çn.ntSparlanbur» S C write. Inryeart I h.a . urn, of “Catarrh, with all -s - tics belong to that ••« which ••esdnraM.. 1 n.ed “»2 premnbea b. ««•■tH V,T non.her. •''■'Oil Sot „«bout «T.»y better I J, '< h.4 the 4m,ed T* Catarrh'1 Ut< • • S tfttheoaly wedi • perm*a»ct cure Is the wely pus^y Ictitist with a large and lucrative prac- Iee in Paris, awoke to make tlie very disagreeable discovery that a maid whom he end Ills wife had engaged some days before lind flitted, carrying away with her nil tlm money and Jew elry on w hicli she could lay her hands, together with gold which he used for professional purposes, nml last, uut least, a goodlj collection of sets of false teeth belonging to or destined for different patients. One of these, indeed. Is said to have tieen the prop erty of a former minister of world wide reputation, while it is even assert ed with bated breath that a certain tooth, which Imd also been annexed t»y the girl, who Is evidently do respecter of persons, lind garnished the mouth of a policeman who Is In such an ex alted position that he acknowledges no superior. Be that as it may. the robbery was extremely annoying, since, besides the loss of the valuables, the worthy dent ist was placed on the boms of a- di lemma with regard to some of bls most eminent patrons. Tlie maid had lieen secnr»“l by liim and his wife at a registry offico. by which she bad l>e« n warmly recommend«“! as a young woman of the utmost honesty, who had recently come up from the coun try. ami was therefore without guile. So her employers Imagine«! that th«-y had lighted upon a veritable treasure, and great was their disappointment and indignation when they realized th«- extent of the diaster which bnd be fallen them. Their wrath Increased when the den tist lietook himself to the prefoture of police to report the theft and to stimulate the energy of the authorities He was shown the photograph of the girl, who tin had l*«-n "wanted" for some time, and with good reason, for. as one official put it. • yours Is the eighth pla«.-e which she has cleancl nut in this way. and we have been looking for her for months.” • But.” obje«-te«l the dentist. “St the her up. arrived I best of fr etab’e blood purism known, and tbe great- e«t Hood medi- ci we. and tonics uJ1 -''oo have Catarrh don t wait until it tc deep-eoeted and chronic, but be- > M one« tbg ..e of S S. 8 . *4 send M’S —s>or.«o<>h on Blood and Sk-.a D««-« *rlte our physicians about ye>r < use young ‘ n* mciFic CB.. aria<a, « a n U» although we. too, ^,<1 a <or «•r which, when she is caught, «lie »ill keep for sime time." <>n the stn-ngth of this disclosure the dentist took legal actlou against this particular servant»* registry office, «la tn.ug damages to the amouut of ip.t Die case Ua» come before tbe civil «-ottrt of the Ssihe. with the re sult that C300 has lieen acoirdeil to the plaiutiff. the Judgment setting forth that as these offices ■ regular monopoly It Is their bouuJen duty to be careful aud not to welcome all tbe adventurers who may apply to them. Meanwhile, says the laiudou Telegraph's Paris letter, tbe thief lias successfully defied all the exertions which have been mad«* to timl her. WIVES AND BEATINGS Wuniru Discus» the Amouut of Abuse 'their Hex Should Endure. "How much beattug should a wife bear before ahe made up her uilnd to leave her husbaud?” was «me of the main subject* discuss«“! to-day at the womeu's conference of the lu-llis- Nauie 8oclety In All Souls' Church, at Madison avenue and (kith street. In the opiulou of Mrs. Louis«* Seymour Houghton, «“liter uf a religious news- paper, tlie wife should submit rather than leave her husband to be at the mercy of bad lnriuence«i. Mrs. Hougton said that, although there were times in the present state of sotiety when a divorce «eem«“i u«“-es- sary. a higher and more lileal state would make such a thing Impossible. She calle«l attention to the stormy do mestic life of the prophet llusea, In order to show to what extent oue part ner should bear with the ludiacretlons and the sins of the other. The sentiments produce«! a seusatlou. and tber«1 was a murmur of dissent. One of those present asked If the woman Injured by an intoxicate«! hus band should remain with him. Mrs. Houghton said that she had known many noIde wives ami mothers whose husbands had lieaten them every Satur day night. 'Die speaker said that it would be better for the family If the injured wife had the grace and the strength of mind. and. atvove all. the lov«* for her husband, to hold to her family relations. Mrs. Elizabeth B. Grannis suggested that such treatment of a wife on the part of a husband was degrading to the marriage relation. Mrs Houghton an swered that one soul could not degrade another without that soul’s consent. She said that she had known In the lower walks of life of husbands who bad Ix-nten and lll treated their wives, and that, after all. they had come around all right; whereas. If the wives had left their lorvls and masters, the men might have gone Irretrievably to the bad. "What I wish to ask," said Mrs. Ar thur Smith, "is. how long should a wife submit to beating before she leav«*s her husband ?” "Mrs. Houghton. If I understand her correctly," replie«! Mrs. Grannis, "sahl then* was no limit. Now, there was John Wesley, whose wife dragged him around the house by the hair of Ills head. It seems to me that It would have been more dignlfi«*d had he resented It." — New York Correspondence Baltimore Sun. Fatal Mistake. A new member of Congress was very anxious to get ui>on the good side of Su perintendent Smith of the botanic gar dens, so that some fiowers and potted plants might be sent to his home. As every on«- knows. Smith is a fine old Scotchman, w ho worships the memory of “Bobbie” Burns, and lias probably the finest and most complete collection of editions of Burns' works tn the world. When, therefore, the new meralier went to Smith he resolved to say some thing which would please the lover of Burns. When he entered Smith's 11 brary lie looked with interest upon the books. "I always did love Jimmie Burns' poems." remarked the new member. "I never saw such a tine collection of hts works. I think Jimmie Burns was » of the greatest men who ever lived." At this point Mr. Smith could contain himself no further. "•Jimmie’ Burns.' he exclaimed, angrily. "Tommy W sb Ington! Samtny Bonaparte: Get out!” And then the new member realize«! that he had made a mistake.—Washing ton I'ost. At an Abnormal Angle. Any one who rests bis head on a pil low and bolster while he is sleeping Is slowly but surely committing suicide, says a French physician The only nat ural positlou for a man while sleeping is the horizontal one. and the first thing to do In order to accustom one's self to It is to remove the bolster. Within a few months one will lie able to sleep much more calmly than ever before, and. moreover, the general health will |>e much Improved. This statement Is not made lightly, but la the result of long experience. The next step Is to re move the pillow, for not until then will the circulation of the blood be as free as it should lie. The pillow a«.d Ixilster keep the head and neck at an abnormal angle, and consequently the sleeper’s entire laxly remains during the ulgbt In an uncomfortable position, and one which Impedes the free course of the blood through the vessels and organs A Trust There. Too. "But.” we say to the Intrepid polar explorer, "do you not fear that you will tiecome depressed for l»< k of home ties and home customs while In the frozen north?” "Dh. I don't know." be carelessly re- spends "Why. It Is very homelike up a there Fresh meat Is quoted at pound." —Baltimore American. fn the « ampsign. -1 believe." »aid the candidate. "that Hie State wants me " Bur Perhap» " replio! hie friend tbe voters may refuse to honor a requisition ’-Atlants Constitution. NATIVE OF MARTINIQUE. Kapreu jMsptelas, W if. of Napo!s«a, Horn I hers. MEDICAL EXAMINER NswMt la Of especial bi.turc interest i. the in Of the United States Treas ury Recommends Pe-ru-na. fated Island of Martinique, whose blacken»I. Ilfel«*as ruin» tell the story ot a fiery visitation exc«>ediug tpat of Pompeii. It was on thin sle ot trop al luxuriance that tbe Empress Joseph lue, first w ife of Napoleon It mapa:..- was born In 1733. Her father came troiu an «-state uear Biola. France, emigrating to Martulqu, and locating tn the little hamlet ot Trvls-llela. to serve as a naval officer under tbe Marquis de Betzuharuais. then lu command of the Island. Het mother. Rose Claire des Verges de s»u nols, belonged to a family which bad likewise settled in tbe colonies. A long, low building, set In the midst of a picturesque and richly wild growth of wood and tangled shrubbery, was the home In which was boru the child. Marie Joaephlne Rose Tascbi r de la Pag«-rie. destined to one day grace the <?ourt of an Emperor. Her days of childhood were speut In this smiling atmosphere and It was here that the wartu. free, generous BIRTHPLACE OF JOBEI’HIN K. characteristics that made her the re cipient of a nation's homage and love were imbued luto her nature. She had servants to attend her every wish from the time she was able to lisp a com mand. Her life was fre«- from care, tber<> was nothing but laughter amt gaiety for tlie youthful Josephine. Sue was r«“ally a queen before »lie could talk, nn empress lu face before she ever saw the shores of France. But as sbe advanced In years her life became more ruffi«*d with the cares and disappointments of the world. When but It* years of age she was mnrrl«“l to tbe Viscount de Beau liarnals In Fiance The marriage prov ed an unhappy one and the coupl«; were sul>s«>quently divorced. In 171X1 she lieiame tlie wife of N i poleon Bonaparte aud until he separ.it ed himself from her to marry Marla Ixiulsa In INOtt. she followed him in Ills checkered career with unfaltering lo>«> and devotion. Ry her Invariable good news she wou tin* hearts of the peoph' and even the admiration and este«'in of her opponents When Napoleon <11 vorced her. tbe crown«“! beads of Eu rope offered her protection and estates, but she remalne«! at lier former court of Malmaison until death claimed her lu 1814. Her remains now rest in a marble tomb witliln the church at Rueil. Dot Cellars. D- P collars are made of all sorts of «emi-prreious stones in eff«s live de aligns. One fashionable style ia of many rows of coral beads .with a large clasp of brilliants. A fantastic collar is of liui'at ou pearls,with a large vampire like buckle in front, the wings living of odd blue enamel and the eyes ot blaring r«“l stones. I Gray Hair “ I have used Ayer's Hair Vigor for over thirty vears. It has kept my scalp free from dandruff and hx« prevented my hair from turn ing gray.”—Mrs. F. A. Soule, Billings, Mont. Dundonsld a> an Inventor The Earl of Ihindonald, who ia com ing to Canada in command of the lk>- minion troops, won distinction as a soldier in South Africa and has given his country some valuable military in ventions, notably the Ihindonald gun carriage lie married Miss Winnifred lh-sketh, a Welsh heiress who owns tiwyrch castle, a Ixvautiful place near Abergele. A Modrst Rrquest An omnivorous reader down in Ken tucky wrote to Senator liels* for a copy of every document issued siuce the government was establish««!. ‘‘lam sorry," answered l>eboe. “but 1 >r IJev,'tyn Jordan all the freight cars herealiouts are Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, medical ex- busy.”—Washington Post. aminer for tl«e U. S. treasury de| art- Not to Be Drowntd. ment, grit'luste of Columbia «“dlege, Over—Queer thing alxmt the Niagara and who served tiir«-e years at West Point, has the following to sav of Be- Falla, isn’t it? Myer—What's there queer alsmt it? runa: Gyer — There isn't enough water “Allow me to express my gratitude to you for the benefit derived from goes over it to drown tlie noise.— Chi your wonderful remedy. One short cago Nev«». month has brought forth nvastvhange and I now consider myself a well mr.n A Wandering Rivtr. after months of suffering. I ellow During the last century tlie Chinese sufferers, I’eruna will cure you." Yellow river chang«“l it* coarse 22 1’eruna nnm«“li.itelv invigorates tlie times. Its present mouth is 600 miles nerve centers which give vitality to ti e away from its mouth of 1800. mucous membranes. Then catarrh dis appears. Then catarrh is permanently In Memory ot Dr. Johr.ion. cured. Dr. Johnson's long association w it 11 A free book written by Dr. Hartman on the subject of catarrh in its defer the Strand, London, ia to be commem ent phases and stages, will be sent orate«! by placing a Ixautiful stained free to any address by I he I’eruna glass window in St. Clement Dane’s Medicine Co., Columbus. Ohio. chapel Catarrli is a systematic disease cura THE TWINE SITUATION. ble only bv a systematic treatment. A rem«“iy that cures catarrh must Him directly at th« depressed nerve centers. Mark«! H«i Hetn Advancing and Price« Art Thia is wlist I’eruna die«. Firm If you do not deriva* prompt and sat Some idea of the magnitude of the isfactory results from the use of I’eruna «ale« of twine may 1st gained from the write at once to Di. llHrtm in. giv mg a fact that during tbe first nine months full statement of your ease and he will of the current tis. al year, the value of Ire pleased to give you his valuable ud- tilier imports into the I’nited States vice gratis. a M MSI I) •••,000,800.00« i Address Dr. Hartman, president of Every man in the Northwest who the Hanntan Sanitarium, Columbus, O. Inis to do with the harvesting of crops She'll Sing Hereafter. A charming young lady, who glories in the possession of a wealth of bright auburn-colored hair, is the teacher of a Sunday H>-h<K>l class. On s r«“«-nt Salibath the r«“-tor imide tlie announce ment of a hymn to is* sung, and, rising, waved his hand«, and the organ pealisl forth. “Now." said fie, "ready—sing.” A small and prococious youth in the young woman's class said “Why don’t yon sing, Mias Frialx'e'.’” “Me? Oil, I never sing,” replied the teacher, smiling her prettiest. “But,” exclaimed the boy, “the minister save you must Didn't lie just ray, ‘Now, Heddy, sing'"” Smelling salts and numerous other restoratives had to be used to bring the teacher out of her faint. WINOS LIKE A WAICIL Comptniatlon. Highblowcr—My first daughter mar ried a poet, my second an artist, and my third a railroad magnate. Dimpleton—And which couple is the most fortunate" "Oh, the first two of them. They are sup|s>rted by the husband of til» third.”—Life. Surprlit. Were you surprise'! when I pro posed?” he asked. “Well,” she replied, thoughtfully, In Santa Anna. Cal., Is a man who baa built for his own use no automobile "I wus not so surprised that you pro- |xis<“i as 1 was that you did not pr<qsi*e that is certainly a curiosity It I Is buin on some previous occasions.”—Chicago Its pro ou the Waterbury watch Idea, Post. polling power comes from a huge spring, There are three other smaller The Freedom Seemed Queer. springs from which power is also ob “Of course you were given the free- talm-d it uses no fuel, nnd all that Is necessary to get It ready for tin- start dom of the city?” “Yes,' answer«“! the distinguished Is to work a lever which winds up the visitor, "but I had to keep so close to spring. The Santa Anna man has made DU a regular schedule, under the strict sur merous excursions on country road* veillance ot so many committee«, that with his curious little machine, mid it was hard to r«-alize how free 1 was." lias never had a breadkdown. The en — Wasbintgoti Star. tire machine weight but 410 pounds, and It lias attained a speed of fifteen tulles an hour on a level road It Is not good at hill climbing. The machine will run uuder ordinary circumstances alxiut ten miles on one *■■ ... — -1' winding. The Inventor does not claim that be has made any gnat discovery, and does not propose to build ma«hln«'» for the market. He built this one fur bls own use and amusement. 7^ fiii.iiiwn There is this peculiar thing about Ayer’s Hair Vigor — it is a hair food, not a dye. Your hair docs not suddenly turn black, look dead and lifeless. But gradually the old color comes back,—all the rich, dark color it used to have. The hair stops falling, too. is interest«“! in tlii« matter. Many have pnrxuetl tlie ohi time policy of “waiting" for a break in tlie prices be fore they Imv their twine, but, tör many reasons, thin year prospects an» that prices will remain practically un- chang«“l, and certainly not lower«-«!, as as the fiber for this harvest’s twine haslxen already purchased. Home oi the largest houses have sold all the twine they will be able to produce for tbe coming harvest, and are therefore out of the market. In a few inetances it is known in the trade that travel ing salesmen and manufacturers have cut w holesale price« in order to induce dealers to enlarge their orders for itn- pletnent«, etc. But this has not Ix-en so largely done an in former years, and pr<d>al>ly will not affect general prices at all. I’rices have rarely ix-en no firm a» at presant; that is to ray, there lias seldom I e'en no little nhading of the established prices. In pant seasons at thia period, nianufuctnrereaand jobbers complained frequently of cutting by competitors. Just now no complaint» of this kind are heard. To sum up the situation tlieie 1« not in the filwr prices any warrant for re ducing the quotations on twine, and it probably in the best advice that can be given to dealers generally to suggest that they do not hesitate in buying all the twine they need at the present market price. We note that the sales of Standard Tw ine are not nearly so heavy this year as they formerly were. This is only a repetition of all past experien e, that when an an article is gotten up to de ceive or in imitation of a lietter one, it is only a question of time when it is found out and is forced down to its in trinsic value. SI M t battle All 4ro<gl»tt. If your drueçiftt cannot >»itply yon, •end ne on« dollar and we will eapreaa yon a bottle. He «uro and gne the name of your nearest CkproM offl.-e, Addre»«, J <’. AYER CO., I..*well. Mues. How It W«s Done. “I’ll match yon." said the sporty girl, “to tell whether I'll accept you or not.' ’ “Alan," replied th«' foxy won Might Have Bern Worse. Casev to Ca-sidy. who has just lo»t his arm in an accident)—Oh, my! Oil, my' but Oi'm sorry fur ye, man. Cassidy—Tut, tut' Shure, Oi'm in luck. That was the arm Oi was vac cinated on, an’ twa* jist Ix-ginnin' to hurt me."—Philadelphia Press. He Wat Next to the Game. “Put not your trust in riches,” said the clerical looking man in tl e rusty coat. “I don’t," replied the humorous- looking individual, “I put my riches in trusts ” — Exchange. Oam Chit Up-to Datc. “In these sandy wastes," observed the traveler, "the camel is indtMMl in- valuable." “Oh, yes," replied the Arab, non chaiantIv. “I have heurd it referred to as the automobile of the desert. 11 Golden Penny. Safe let. Seared Amateur — Is the ice safe, my dear child? Dear Child—Oh, yee, de ice is safe all right, but I don't know wr<-dder you’ll lie or not—New York Journal. 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