The Eugene weekly guard., January 25, 1902, Image 9

However. after a while the artist
Difficult Digestion CHEAP CITY LIVING.! grew
tired of entertaining such expen­
A W«t Drop.
Vigorous but Futil«.
Wealthy Patient—What is your bill
Sandy—And will ye tak' a drap o'
sive guest*, which, moreover, lu spite whisky afore you you gang haine'*
for amputating my leg?
[That i»
Jt make« lite miserable.
of all assurances, kept the neighbor | Tammas—Ah, weal just a wee drap* 1
I in inAnt Surgeon—Three hundred
ARCHITECT
PRESENTS
A
VERY
Its su'ferers eat not because they «san» «e,
hood In a cuustaut state of terror. The !
di'llars, sir.
INGENIOUS IDEA.
Lbut simply because they must.
W ealthy Patiunt (filling out a cheek)
lluu Is all right lu the laudscape, anJ
Sandy—Then sav when, laddie.
' They know they are irritable and fretful:
—That’s a worthy effort, doctor, lait it
on canvas, but not ou the terrace over­
Tamniai—Nay, mon, the glass will
L, they cannot be otherwise.
will never restore the leg to its normal
say when.
Ila» Planue«f Comfortable Apartment» looking the highway.
They complain of a bad taste in the
length—Uhii-ago Tribune.
ltosa Bouheur gave her last llou, so
for People of Limited Means Here
pouth, a tenderness at the pit of the stom-
Ntithsr Smtll Nor Short.
carefully tamed, to the Jardin des
the
Bachelor
of
Slither
Sex
May
Live
k-h. an uneasy feellmt of puffy fulness,
Ustless Friends.
l’lautes. aud It was a privilege to hear
‘“Andrew Carnegie is a small man ” |
Nicely in Oue Room.
leadacbe. heartburn and whst not.
the charming wornau tell of her visit to
‘ Sniall’ There’» never ^-en any*
Tom—I'm broke and I want some
The effectual remedy, proved by perms-
her imprisoned pet, of how sad he tiling sniall about Carnegie '•
p-nt cures of thousands of severe cases, is
money.
“I have au anarchist friend,’’ said the was. reveling uo longer lu the caresses
Dick—Why don't you write to some
“Wl 11, then, lie's sicfft
man who knows a good mauy people, of his mistress, while his maue looked
‘ short, with $X<0,<HHi,lH>0 to give
of your friends'*
"who
has
a
design
fur
an
apartment
*
HOOD« F ills ar« the beat catbarue
away!"—(ffeveland Plain Dealer.
Tom—That’s the trouble.
I've got
dirty aud uncombed.
house that will work a revolution in
too many friends.
1 wish I knew a
"The poor auiuial." said she. "rose up
accommodations for those persons who 1 wbeu be saw me, and bls glance, so
A Thoroughbred.
stranger.
When It’s Contagious
cannot afford to have mure than one , eloquent and pathetic, seemed to tell
She—Is it true that when you pro­
Hoax—I wonder if insomnia Is ever room. 11c lias fitted up an apsiTmeut me—1 am wrung; his look actually posed to aie you didn't know whether
in his own house as a sample, and it , said: ’See what they have done to me.
tontagious?
I was worth a penny?
Joax—Well, I find it affects me really promises amazing results. 1 was | 1 am weary. I suffer. Save me! Take
He—Absolutely. But I always was
whenever our baby has it.—Philadel­ talking to him the utlier evening on the
me back!’ ”
willing to take chances — Detroit Free
phia Record.
problem of city living for people of
It was more than touching to hear Press.
small means, bachelors and bachelor
3 Merrdl Street. Am«»bury, MM«.
Mr. Isaac Bro* k. tb- 1 >l<fe«t Man In lh«
Rheumatism and Neuralgia will not maids, and that kind principally, when ltosa Bonheur speak of her models
( uitad Mates.
A Chinese Pen.
Thle totter should carry Faith
with such sincere and deep affection.
i*e under the same roof with Hamlin's
andOonvlotlon
to
thoHoarts
he
asked
me
to
cume
with
him
and
see
She
showed
for
these
carnivorous
Mr.
Isaac
Brock
, of Mcla-nnan county,
IVizard Oil. 50 cents a bottle.
The Chmese pen from time imme­
of all Sick Women»
what he had evolved ou that line. We brutes the same tenderness that she
Tex., has attain««! the gr«at age of 111
morial has been a brush made of some
•• I suffered with inflammation and
went up to his third floor—he Is able to evinced toward the deer of the forest. sirft hair and used to paint the curiously
Changing a Camel Path.
years, having l»“en born in 1788. He
falling of the womb aud other dis-
is an ardent friend to I’eruna and
Jules Claretle In Harper's Nlagazlue. ' formed letters of the tTiinese alphal'ct agreeable female weaknesses. 1 had
food Luxuries for Soldirs.
The camel path which for centuries own a house of his own—and he ush­
has formed the only connection be­ ered me into an apartment which was
bad spells every two weeks that would
All European armies have certain sjx'aks of it in the following terms:
TOO FULL FOR UTTERANCE.
tween Jersusale.ni and Nablus (Sy- about twenty feet long and ten feet
“During mv long life I have known
last from eight to ten days ami would extras weekly in the way of fissl.
The Easiest Way.
rhem) has at last been made into a wide, with a tine large window at one
have to go to bed. 1 also had head­
a
great many remedies for coughs,
Carriage road nearly twenty feet wide. end and a small door at the other, lie A Professional “Hungry Mau“ Meets
Husband—Wliat are you doing in uiy ache and ba<‘kache moat of the time Sugar is given in England and France, colds, catarrh and diarrhoea.
I hail
His Match,
two
gallons
of
beer
in
Russia,
half
a
]avclsi*ts.
Haven
’
t
you
any
money
’
and much bearing down pains I could
asked me w hut 1 thought of it. and 1
always stiiqsised the-e affections to be
LPermanently Cured, .w Ota «r nervouxne«
gallon
of
win«
“
in
Italy,
three
jsiunds
of
The
New
Y'ork
traveling
man
gets
a
hardly
walk
across
the
r<M»m
at
times.
Wife—I have money of my own, but
■ IlW alter tint lay'« »rofhr KI ido ' s Great Nerve looked around a minute to reach a con
different diseases, but I Lave learned
restorer Send tor FH K E 9»00 trial bottle and tretO-
lot of satisfaction out of a practical a man's pockets are so much easier to 1 doctored nearly all the time for fish in Spam, and five ounces of butter front Dr. Hartman’s lsx>ks that these
l«e 1) b . K. H K linf . Ltd “31 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa elusion.
alxTut
two
years
and
seemed
to
grow
in Belgium.
"It was nicely carpeted. There was Joke, eveu w lieu It costs him the price find.
affections are tlie same and are proj>-
worse all the time until last September
A Straw.
erly called catarrh.
one chair, and there was a two-liglit of a good square meal. Here is the
I was obliged to take my bed. and the
.
Chasing the Foxy.
All Planned.
doctors thought an operation was the
“As for Dr. Hartman’s rennsiy, l‘e-
I Edith—Why do you think Mr. Field chandelier altout the center of the ceil latest example:
"Mister, could you give me lome-
Teacher—An island is a body of rtina, I have found it to lie the best, if
ing. The room was nicely papered on
She—Is your .friend going to marry only thing that would help me, but
Leans business?
this I refused to have done.
land entirely surrounded by water, not th«* only reliable remedy for these
I Ethel—He has askisl me why I did one wall and at the ends, but the oppo­ thlng to eat? 1 haven't bad auything the widow?
‘Then a friend advised me to try the
affections.
He—1 think not.
He told me he Pinkham medicine, which I did, ami lake Cuba, for instance.
site side wall was entirely wainscoted, to eat for two days.’’
Lit attend cooking school.
A fat. red-faced person In a seedy had a better offer.—Smart Set.
Tommy—My )>a says that's what we
ns I thought. 1 told him It looked all
“I’eruna has been my stand-by
after using the first bottle I began to
I Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's 8ooth- right for a sitting-room for one. but suit had approached a well-dressed
improve. I took in all five bottles of are going to do fs-fore we get through. for many years, and I attribute my
Ku nip the best remedy to use tor their beyond that its usefulness seemed to man on Broadway at 8 o'clock last
good health and my extreme age
Lydia E. Pinkham's Bhxxi Purifier, — Boston Herald.
If One Loses.
Kildren during the teething period.
to this remedy.
It exactly meets
four boxes of Lydia E. Pinkham's Dry
me to be somewhat restricted. He night. The well dressed man paused
Mr. Dobbs (on tlie way to the races) Form Compound, three boxes of Liver
all my requirements.”
Never heard of It
laughed and asked me if 1 really ami looked at the beggar. He bad —Nice ride to the race course, don’t
An Inapiration.
Pills ami used three packages of Sana­
“I have «xime to rely ujwin it almost
thought so, an 1 go ng over to the wain» lieen accosted by the same man three ;you think?
Amazed and Delighted Foreigner (his
tive Wash, au<i I am as well now as I
I O'Hoolahan—Will, the barn is paint-
entirely for th«* many little things for
nights
in
succession.
first
x
n-w
of
Niagara
Falls)
—
Why
ees
Mr. Hobbs (nervously)— Yes, but ever waa 1 am more than thankful
id an’ Oi'll take thot money if it's all coting he turned up u little handle—
wlneli I lie<*d im-dicine. I believe it to
"Why, yes, if you are hungry I will
really opened a door. It revealed a
every day for my cure.”
M rs . F rank zees so far from Buffis-lo'*
think w hat a long w alk back.
hie same to you.
C artkk . I Merrill St . Amesbury, Mass.
How la“ esjH'cialiy valuable to old people.”
Native—Great Scott, mister!
closet big enough to accommodate all help you to a supper.”
I Ottinger (surprised)—Why, you can’t
Isaac Brock.
"Awful hungry."
the clothes an ordinary person would
a K fiílíi '"OI Aw »■/</ If thia tttllmo. could we move it any closer to Buffalo?
Catarrh is the greatest enemy of old
nlal i, no, Qa„„i„9.
nave painted it so soon, Pat!
"Well,
come
in
here,
then,"
and
the
Foreigner
—
How?
Ees
eet
not
a
care to have. Below it there was a
__ Ljfdla f. ritihlum Madlclno Ca,
age. A js'rson entirely fr««> from ca­
I O'Hoolahan (triumphantly)—Sure,
man iu evening clothes led the way
part of zet> Pan-American Expozee-
drawer for shoes and that sort.
tarrh is sure to live to a hale and hearty
pi hov, sir. Oi mixed the yellow paint
-heeon"
—
Chicago
Tribune.
Into
the
cafe
of
the
Morton
House,
at
"Then he went right on with his
old age. A free book on catarrh sent
lor the first coat wid the grane for the
Broadway
and
14th
street.
IliRIl l.ING RESCUE OF A UTICA
by The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum­
lecond, an’ Oi put both coats on to­ revelations, leaving me to stare at him.
Reserved Situations.
They sat down at a table and the
Sideshow Gossip.
bus, O.
gether to save time.— Brooklyn Eagle. He turned down a nice bed similar to
WOMAN.
“Yes, jioor fellow, shu married him
“The armless wonder is a cute one.”
the sleeping car variety; adjoining it man with money ordered an extra
to
reform
him.
”
large
sirloin
steak
with
French
fried
“What's In* been up to now?”
I Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal­ was a chiffonier with half a dozen
“Well?”
lible medicine for coughs ami colds.—N. drawers in it and a glass at the top, potatoes and cofft e. When the seedy The Story of the Kvont hb Told by Mr«.
"Sent a specimen of his writing,
Tucker
A
Horrible
Experience
M’. Junin. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17,
“Ami now lie's got his hands full done with his toes, to a woman who
the glass being concealed by a lid which individual finished with a sigh, he ten­
ItXXI.
________________ ,
trying to reform her.*”—Denver Tinies. makes a business of reading character
With a Happy Kliding.
dropped dow n, making a shelf lor toilet dered his thanks aud led the way to
Is made tn his si-lM-tlon of seod.
No Model.
from hand writing. But she was cute,
bead tor
articles. Beyond was a wash stand a street, lu a minute a well-dressed
How Mrs. Anna M. Tucker, of 352
Matched.
too. She wrote ba< kthat he must lie
“I know a man whose wife never opening up ill the same way. w ith wa­ man returned aud Joined a party of Kossuth avenue, I'tiea, N. Y., was
Mr. Drinker—I want a blue necktie left handl'd.”—Philadelphia Bulletin. Our Complete Annual Cata
spoke a word to him about money,” he ter tank, bowl, slop jar and all. In an­ three. There was a whispered con­ saved from a horrible fate when death's to match niy eves.
other place was a door that fell down, sultation. and oue of them rose and jaws were almost dosing upon her is
said.
logue for 1902, FREE!
Salesman—I’m sorry, sir, but we are
[ “What a model husband lie must making a small table, and revealing went down Broadway. At the coruer told in the following statement made just out of blue ties; but 1 can sell you
It contains full directions for gard.-n
have lieen!” remarked a woman in the u cupboard where dishes and food below was the beggar.
by her to a reporter.
one to match your nose.”
work and many useful tablee for tbe
"Haven't eaten anything for twenty-
company.
“It was 8(H>n after the birth of my
might be kept; in still another, a simi­
termer. No one sells better
THE ORIGINAL
Seeds then
“What a model wife, I should sav, lar lid dropping made a writing table, four hours. I am---- ”
iittle boy,” she said. “Three different
David Discounted.
LAMBERSON'8 SEEDS.
"Yes,
yes,
I
’
ll
give
you
a
supper.
father,” corrected the second man.
doctors had done their liest for me, but
and revealed space and shelving for a
Sunday
School
Teacher — X < »w,
“I don’t know about that,” said the good-sized library with a nook for ink, Come Into the Morton House.”
they all failed to do me any goisl. My Johhny, whom, more tliim any I mm I v
’ li
V
-áfiutx _
,
x
"I could get a good meal for half case seemed to 1st a combination of
8
first speaker, “she was deaf and pens and such things. A half-dozen
►
els«*, do you wish to s<*e when you go
<
4
I
dumb.”—Salt I-ake Herald.
I had to heaven?
leather-covered scats were hidden in a dollar.” said the beggar, Insinuat­ nervous and stomach troubles.
fainting spells, my food did not digest
the same w ay. ready to be pulled down ingly.
Johnny (eagerly)—< ioliath.—Boston
IIISKNISH CANSOT BK (IBID
"Oh, that's all right. Come along, and caused me great distress. My head Herald. ’
for use, and behind each of them was
felt very badly and at times I was de­
By local applications, as they cannot reach the shelving, the depth of the wainscoting and we'll eat together.”
llsea-ed portion of the ear. There is on.y one
OILED
The beggar followed reluctantly. A lirious. I lost in weight from 130 to
Detected.
a ay to cure (lvalue**, and that is by constitu­ being about two feet. Alaive the bed
CLOTHINC
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in­ and elsewhere about the wainscoting minute later he was seated at the ta­ 98 pound*, I had no color, my feet and
“What’mkes the actor criticise
BLACK Ott YELLOW
named condition of the mucous lining of the
hands were cold and my limbs had a so severely?
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in- were drawer* and shelves, room for a ble he hail left a few moment be­
The Farmer
WILL
KEEP YOU DRY
prickly
sensation
as
though
ashvp.
I
famed roti have a rumbling -onnd or linpe:
“My dear sir,” answered Storming­
trunk, and little cubby holes for storing fore.
|. t hearing, and »lien it is entirely closed
The
Gardener
was
not
refreshed
by
sleep
although
I
"Give this man an extra sirloin.
ton Barnes, “he hopes to make jteople
NOTHING ELSE WILL
d<-afne*s is t he result, and unless t he intiatuma- things, until really in that one wall,
|ion can be taken out and th is tube rest -red to twenty feet long and ten feet high, was French fried potatoes, a cup of coffee, slept heavily.
I learned of Dr. Wil­ s»y it is professional jealousy, thereby
TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE}
Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
The Housewife
lorever; nine cases out ot ten are caused by room for more stuff than nine-tenths and a pie,” said the host to the sur­ liams’ Pink l’ills from a published case conveying the impression that he is in
CATALOGUES FREE
Th.« ,-o.t a lltUs more. Tlrey
fatarrh. w l.ich is nothing bill an inflamed ’
similar to mine that had b(“cn cured by my class."—Washington Star.
5HOWIN6 FULL LINE OP VARMENTS AW HATS
prised
waiter.
of
¡teople
have.
Ar*
worth a yr rat itral more
ioudilionol the mucous surfaces.
than the ordinary kind.
A.J.TOWtB CO BOSTON MA55
I We a ill give tine Hundred Hollars for any
The beggar was turning red and the pills. I took three or four Isvxes
"1 forgot to say that the inside of the
every w hen* —
1-jir- * - annual free.
kase ot Dealness(catieed by catarrh) that can
Making the Punishment Fit Crime.
When before 1 was certain that 1 was ls*ing
D. M. FIRRY 4L CO
pot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Bend for high closet for clothes was a mirror 2 white, but he held his nerve.
benefitted,
but
continued
their
use
until
Detroit,
Mich
M
rs.
Boreum(
hopelessly)
—
Mortimer,
kirculars, free.
_ _ . . _
feet by 0 feet in size, and hung Just the stenk was brought In he tried to
I
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
I was entirely cured.
I
cannot
make
Willie
mind.
eat,
and
he
did
swallow
two
mouth
­
right
to
see
one
’
s
self
in
when
he
was
I Bold by Druggists, 75c
“1 am glad to recommend Dr. Wil­
Mr. Boreum (sternly)—Willie, do us
R Hair» Family Pills are the best.
ready to go out. 1 looked at the lay-out fuls. Then he suddenly bolted for the
liams’ I*ink Pills for l’ale People for your mother wishes or I w ill make you
door.
Milwaukee
Wisconsin.
of
household
conveniences
in
amaze-
It Depends.
they are the medicine that saved my go and sit in a cosy corner.”—Brook­
ment. and when he had shut it all up
life. I do not believe that ordinary lyn Eagle.
I First Chappie — I say, old chap, again, leaving the handsome, well light­
WOMEN PHILANTHROPISTS.
medicine could have cured me.”
|'m going to a big shoot. What sort ed sitting-room. 1 could scarcely realize
Although Mrs. Tucker's was a severe
Millions Have Been Given by Them
Th* Clouds of Doubt.
if a tip should I give the keeper?
that I was not in the home of a magi­
to Education and Charity.
case, Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills cured
Second Chappie — It depends on cian who touched the walls and brought
“He has told mt“ that he loved me,”
Selling mv goods. Big profits. No ex­
Few realize how much the cause of her. I-csser troubles yield even more
there you hit him.—London Punch.
forth what he wished. My friend told education and the various philan- readily to the potent action of this mar­ said the fair girl, “but 1 don't know
perience. New plan. Write for circular.
me he had more conveniences ill miud thiopic enterprises owe to tlie women velous medicine. Not only will these whether to marry him or not.”
Lock Box 60fi, Portland. Or.
“I am sure he does his best to tell
for rather larger rooms, one being a of tlie United States. Some of the gifts pills cure cases similar to Mrs. Tuck­
shower bath to take the place of the recently made to women's causes are er’s, but they have been proven to lsv the truth. But, you see, he works in
the weather bureau.—Washington Star. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Ongoa, New Year Resolutions
For Infants and Children.
wash stand. He said his idea was, that noted below:
an unfailing specific for such diseases
this kind of a room could be used in
Mrs. Josephine I.. Newcombe, of New- as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis,
Now Me Kept Up.
houses of tiny kind, but he des gued it York. to Tulane I'nlverslty. $.'!.<MJO.riOO; St. Vitus’ Dance, sciatica, neuralgia,
“Well, Billy, bow did camping go?”
Can give you the beet bargain* In
especially
for
the
apartment
house
of
rheumatism,
nervous
headache,
after
­
blu« relief from llqaor, opt um end toMoee
Mrs. I’ 1» Armour, of Chicago, to Ar
Bears the
“Oh, all right; I slijiped off to the Ruggles. Plows, Boilers and Engines,
kabftA Saad foe parttealan w
the future, where in small space a man mour Institute. $1.250,000; Mrs. Edna effects of grip, of fevers and of other
Signature of
or a woman might get some of the com­ .1. McPherson, of Newark. N. .1.. to acute diseases,
palpitation of the farm houses around now and then and Wiibimilla and Pumos ani Ganara! UeliY Institut*, r.°;.7,K,.’rtt^dr«&T
Machinery. 8ee us before buying.
forts of a home In a room that would Yala College, $750.1 DO; Mr* 11 R heart, pale and sullow complexions got a square meal on the sly.”
Electric Road to Mt. Blanc.
cost only $15 a month rent, and still be S< liley and Mrs. It. P. Flower, of New and all forms of weakness either in
During the past summer an electric a good investment for the retd estate
York. Jointly, to tlie city of'Watertown, male or female. Dr. Williams’ Pink
W
milroad was completed to the foot of owner. The Lord only knows when
Pills for Pule People are sold by all
Mount Blanc at Chamounix, which that good time is coming." concluded N Y.. $500.000; Miss Helen Gould, of dealers, or will be sent postpaid on re­
Lakes it possible to reach that place the talker, "but thousands are waiting New York, to various charities, $4<M». ceipt of price, fifty cents a box. or six
i . i . ii ; Mrs Vaughan Marquis of Ash
rum Geneva in three and three quarters for it”—New York Sun.
land. Wis.. to religion. $.! m.llCII; Mrs. boxes for two dollars and a half (they
pours. But recently the journey was
•I. F. Ityan. of New York, to religion are never sold in bulk or by the hun­
|iv dilgience and took the greater part
dred) by addressing Dr.
Williams
ROSA BONHEUR'S LIONS.
$j50.0no; Mrs. Eugene Kelly, of Buf
if a day.
Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
falo.
to
religion.
$250.010;
Mrs.
Em
Clareti's Personal Recolletciona of the
They act directly on the blood and
mons Blaine mid Mrs. Cyrus McCor­
Noted Painter,
nerves. Avoid imitations; substitutes
I do not know why, but instinctively mick. to tlie I niversit.v of Ch'cago. never cured anybody.
$25O.e<si;
Mrs.
A.
S.
Greenspiu.
of
To
ever >n my thoughts I place George
A Cinch.
baud aud Rosa Boulieur side by side. pekn. Kail., to various charities. $200.
The Boss—No I must have a married
I have known them Isztli intimately, I 000; Mrs Louise Selsir. of Middletoll
I Conn., to religion. $175.no; Mrs. Mar
and they have left me the same im
man for this position.
I caret .1. Bennett, of BaltilU ire. to va
Applicant—Just keep it ojien for an
pression
of
rejstse,
of
touching
naivete,
The Mood may be in bad condition,
rioiis charities. $15o.ooo; .Mrs. Mary hour. It's easier to get married than
of simplicity and goodness.
pet with no external signs, no skin
George Sand possessed a unique Shannon, of Newton. Mass., to various it is to get a job.
truption or sores to indicate it. The
charm in her expressive eyes tbo<e I colleges. $123.500; Mrs. G. S Burbank.
Symptoms in such cases being a variable black lakes, in wliicli one might al­ . of Fitchburg. Mass , to varlou* churl
►ppctite, poor digestion, an indescribable most bathe, as once said to me Mme. I ties. $120.000. mid Mrs. F. IL Alms, of
weakness and nervousness, loss of flest Victor Hugo, who also had most beau i Cincinnati, to tlie University of Cfuein-
I nail. $100,000.
Bid a g
- il run-down condition of the tlful eyes.
Besides these several Chicago women
lystcm— clearly showing the blood has
When the great novelist t<»,k her
» '- i's nutritive qualities. Fas become thir walks abroad iu Nohaut, the little bir Is I have given various sums to tlie univer
Ind watery. It is in just such cases that winged their flight to her instinctively, slty there, tlie total aggregating nearly
$>111,1101.
p. S. S. has done some of its quickest and and perched upon iter shoulders.
It was tlie same with Rosa Bonheur.
Why He Didn't Tremble.
Bost effective work by building up the
•'Tremble, monster!” shrieked the
I'.ood and supplying the elements lacking She loved the animals, and the animals
loved her. In fact, site exercised a heroine ns she |silnted a long, white nc
With many millions of families Syrup of Figs has become the
lo make it strong and vigorous.
Genuine
magnetic power over them. The fierce «•using finger at the double-eyed ruffian.
ideal
home laxative. The combination is a simple and wholesome
watchdogs of the house at By were
“ My wife used sev-
But the villain didn't tremble.
one,
and
the method of manufacture by the California Fig Syrup
Iral bottles of S. S. S.
like lambs in her presence. Tame lions
"You K|s>llt tlie scene.” hissed the
I* a blo<>d purifier and
Company ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product,
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she had alvout her, too, those majestic i heroine, when they stood in the wings
|o tone up a weak and
creatures that she so loved to paint,
"I
really
couldn't
help
it,
”
ajiologized
which have commended it to the favorable consideration of the
Im tated system,with
and whose manes she would smilingly I the unhappy man.
terv marked effect by
most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all
caress
with
her
delicate
band.
The
►ay of improvement.
"But I've always claimed you were
deer of the forest contemplated her the best trembler on the stage,” said X
who are well informed in reference to medicinal agents.
“We regard it a
with a glance of recognition, as if they
freat tonic ard blood
Syrup of Figs lias truly a laxative effect and acts gently with-
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the heroine.
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b r.fier.”—J. F.D uff ,
comprehended that she was in truth
"It
was
awfully
good
of
you,"
replied
out
in
any
way
disturbing
the
natural
functions
and
with
perfect
Princeton, Mo.
their painter. M. Gerome. when he
wished to paint lions, visited the tam­ ! the actor.
freedom from any unpleasant after effects.
j
is the greatest of all
"But why couldn't you tremble to-
er. Pezon. at the Jardin des Plantes,
In
the
process
of
manufacturing,
figs
are
used,
as
they
are
i
tonics, and you will and made his studies across the liars of I night?"
"It's enslly explained." said the vil­
A m FaoStmlls W rappar Balow.
pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the
find the appetite im the cages. Bonheur tried a different
proves at once, strength plan. She actually gave the freedom lain. "Hitherto I’ve always played that
combination are obtained from plants known to act most bene-
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Tarr saaaU aad aa aaay
■eturns, and nervousness vanishes as new of her gardens to the lions of the me­ j acene with my wife!”
te takr aa ngu.
ficially
on
the
system.
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■ch pure blood once more circulates nagerie at By. Sometimes the passers­
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by on the road would regard with stu­
gh all parts of the system.
F. A. Sampson, of Sedalia, .Mo., ha*
FOR DiniREM.
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Sorely frightened pedestrians would
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the ferocious beast would leap forth
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Rosa Bonheur. he was In reality both t. - g '• house
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