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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 21, 1901)
-^ON A ROMAN COIN, A, B. C AM) OTHERS. .n old denarius from Rom Iler” t t.awar', head half buried In ^«iwo rust— in Ais polished case hath founJ a LOOK ^.„«"from a»L tarnish more, or dust. INTO THE ORIGIN OF OUR ALPHABET. I call it "ru»t,” thia green and purple Our Letter* mon Ae ancient silver coin-but. nay! -•L but the copper driven out. as pain And sorrow purge from us the dross away. purr, ih! how pure thia precious disk, re- Rv ages' testing!—purer than the hour il'hen find in the great Emperor's mint it shined. The glistening type of all his pomp and power. go we. all scarred and staiued by life's long test \re we not purer than the soul untried, Whose coarse alloy doth still abuse its belt— A coia 'hat shines, but is unpurified? —James Buekham, in Philadelphia Times. 5 PERFECT lovemaklnq EAR MISS RAYMOND — The Magpie Dramatic Club, of which, as 1 think you know, 1 am a m»-m- ber, has been placed in a very awkward position by the sudden marriage of its leading lady. Will you help us out of our difficulty by taking her place in the approaching performance of "A Golden Heart?” The part of Sybil would suit you »plendidly. Perhaps you will let me come and talk the matter over with you to-morrow eveuiug. If 1 do not hear from you by the morning 1 shall conclude I have your permission. Believe me, yoJr» truly. ROBERT MORE. Marjorie aRymond looked at the let ter with an expression half of pleasure, half of alarm ou her pretty face. "What shall I do, dad?” she asked, appealing to her father across the breakfast table. "Whatever you like, of course, Madge. Yiu always do, you know.” "I'm not sure what I want to do,” said Marjorie, ignoring the latter part uf the sentence. "The worst of It Is, I've get to make up my mind nt once, because—let me see, what Is it he says? l)h, here; 'If I do not hear from you by the morning-----’ the morning! Why, that's to-day—now—this very minute!” "H’m! I*et me look at the envelope. Why, that letter was only posted at midnight, so you couldn't possibly have gut It before this morning." "Consequently, I couldn’t possibly let him know In time If I didn’t want him to call this evening. He might have thought of that. How stupid of him!” “On tlie contrary, Madge, it was rather clever of him,” retorted Mr. Haymond, regarding her humorously. Miss Raymond attempted a frown, but only achieved a smile. "But 1 don't know that I care about stepping Into Miss Montgomery's shoes," she said. “She was quite a »tar. you see. and all the inale Magpies are su*'li shining lights; I shall feel like a farthing dip In comparison.” "Why not talk It over with More to night?" suggested her father. “Any how, you needn’t make up your mind till then, you know, Madge. The press ing question of the moment Is, what are you going to have for breakfast?” • •••••• "It's awfully good of you to come to the rescue. Miss Raymond," were More's first words to Madge that even ing. "But I liven’t said ‘Yes' at all yet," she protested, "and I'm not sure that I am going to, either.” “Then you’re far more stony-hearted than I took you to be. Just think of my position! Why, I've as good as prom ised the Magpies to get you for Sybil.” "You know very well you’d no busi ness to do so. Why, you’ve never even seen me act.” "Now, remember what an infallible physiognomist I am. You've got an acting face; that’s quite sufficient as surance for me." “Wliat nonsense! I'm only a feeble amateur—that's what Toni calls me— und Sybil is quite beyond me. I'm lure.” "At least, why not have a shot at it? It's a capital part, and you ought to play It well. Just think of that ex quisite scene In the third act between Jack and Sybil. Doesn't the thought of that tempt you?” "On the contrary. It appals me. I hate those sentimental bits. They don't ap- l*al to me In the least. I'm such a frightfully prosaic creature myself, you know.” "So much the beter; then you needn't lie afraid of letting the part run away with you. Come, you're not going to be so cruel as to disappoint us?" "Well, If you put in that way—I don't want to be disagreeable. But. I warn you, I shall never be able to do that love scene properly.” “You will, with practice. We can have lots of private rehearsals. If you like. My evenings are quite at your disposal.” "Why, you don't mean to say you're cast for Jack? Oh, how funny!” And Miss Raymond burst Into a peal of laughter. More looked a trifle hurt. "I don't consider the situation so very humorous," he said. "However, I'm glad If it amuses you.” “Oh. I really t>eg your pardon!" cried •he girl. “I know I'm frightfully rude; but If there la one person In the world mor« prosaic and matter-of-fact than ■nyself. I lielieve It's you. Mr. More. And tbe Idea of ua two Impersonating a love-sick couple! It's really too ab surd!” And the «peaker gave vent to fresh peals of merriment. “Yea, of course. 1 see It now. Ha. h»' It's awfully funny!” retorted More, «nd Joined in the laugh with a gusto that did him Infinite credit. But ’h»n. of course. More was a prominent member of the Magpie Amateur lira n‘stk Club. • e e e • e • “And you honestly think I shall doF* ••ke<J Madge, on the day following the ®r»t full rehearsal of "A Golden Heart." 'mi'll do first rate.” More respond- *1. heartily. "Hartley la delighted with Jou, I kuow. Uf course. It's against ® Are Mainly Ihr Same a. 1 ho»e t'eed by the Roman«-Earlier lierived from Greek and k'ben.cian — t bort Study of Interesting Subject. “T” waa the twenty-aeeond and last letter In the Pbenlclan alpbaliet. Its value has ever been the same. It was It*» as a nume'al. aud w as formerly branded lu the hand of a convicted thief. “t”’ was add<*d by the Greeks, and was written as V or as Y. In th* prlut er»' case its place Is supplementary, like that of “J." and not in order. “V " 1s older, aud long represented the same value. It was 5 u t uuuieral. aud so renialus. “W” Is both consolant and vowel, "X" comes to us from the l-atln. and was a superfluous algn there, as it was lu the Greek and Is with ua. It denotes no sound which Is uot fully provided for otherwise. "Y" Is an evolution from "U," has both vowel amt conso nant values, and meant 150 lu medie val Roman numerals. "Z" dates from the hieroglyphic age. It Is the raresit of our eousonants. Except In Initials. Its every value could be supplied or Is supplied by "«."—Chicago Ttmes-ller- ald. HUMOR OF THE WEEK ! Whrn Haraeons Ara a? No Paa. The driver of the stage, which was rolling down the Rocky Mountains aa fast as six muJee on the gallop could STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN keep ahead of It, may have noticed that 1 was. writes a correspondent, a little OF THE PRESS. nervous, for after a bit be soothingly said: Odd. Curioua aud Laughable I'baara "No use to grip that railing so mighty of ilumau Nature Graphically >‘or- hard, stranger. We shan't come to tbs trayed by Eiuiueut Word Artiete of danger p’lnt for half an hour ylt.’’ Our Own Hay A Uudael uf t ua. “Than It's on ahead?” I queried. "Yes, three tulles ahead, and I may First Shirtwaist Girl So you are giv say fur your benefit that bangin' on ing row lug with Mr Floor« alker? Ills won't do any partickler good.” "But I don't want to slide off ” trick Is to threaten to rock the boat un "And you won't. If anythin' goes it*« you give him a kiss. Second Shirtwaist Girl (naively)— It’ll be mewls and coach and the hull Well, mother wild she wasn't afraid to caboodle altogtelier. ami as the drop Is let me go with him. as all the girls say plump 300 feet you wou't have no use he never rocks the tsxit. Brooklyn Ea for arnica or sticking plaster after- warti.”- Boston Courier. gle. Our letters are uialuly the same as those used by the Rotuaus. and their alphabet was oue of several derived from the Greek, which was formed from the I’henlclan. And back < f that amateur photographer who wherein be thinks It could be made is a good deal of guesswork. Very like ly the Egyptian hieroglyphic and hier wishes to make a name and reputation still better. Discussion along this road atic characters formed the base of the that will be worth something to him is worth a great deal. l'heulciau letter-making. A Is the first must make a specialty of some oue line letter lu all tbe alphabets that came and stick to It. Think the thing over Room for lioubt. To Pe Perfectly Frank. If you are troubled with your nega from the I’henlclan, aud in that lan and study the particular subjects that Experienc'd Servant Gentleman A gentleman who Is no longer young, tives frilling, give up using your alum guage It signified "ox"; the Greek "al best suit your temperament and the want« to set* you. sir. ami who never was handsome. ask<d bath which at best Is rather trouble pha" means tlie same thing, though Its Mr. Richman Who Is he? surroundings, and in which success can his son's child what he thought of him. some, aud try rubbiug a little vaseline Egyptian hieroglyphic equivalent «as best be won. George Horace Lorimer, ExiH-rleiieeil Servant I couldn't find The boy’s parents were present. Ths on the outer edges of the plate, aud a bird somewhat like the vulture iu out out. sir; but. Judgin' by his clothes, he's youngster made no reply. editor of the Saturday Evening Post, WHERE MONEY IS LOST. your troubles will cease. IK> uot put line. either a ts-ggar or a millionaire, sir.— says the condition of affairs is such "Well, so you won't tell me what you too much on. however, or it will become "B" was also the second letter in tho Suited Linen at the Lann try Often New York Weekly. now that the man who makes a study mixed up with the developer. thluk of me? Why won’t you?” rheulclan, as iu the Greek. The name Contains l.«r«« Sunn. of and best understands some one sub " 'Cause I don’t w ant to get licked.” Chance to Begin. of the character waa "beth," meaulug "It Is astonishing bow careless peo ject, even If It be no more than huckle- replied the sprig of a rising genera- If one's bauds become stalued with bouse. It has less variety of use than ple are alsiut sending clothes to a laun lierry puddings, will make a better suc Tit lilts. developer, pour a few drops of muriatic any other, being more frequently si cess than the one with a general acid In a minim measure, and till up lent, as lu "dumb," or "debt.” In the dry without first searching them for Knew tile Pa. money and Jewelry,” said the manager knowledge of a variety of things. Go with water. Dip your fingers In this "Now. Tommy." said the teacher. “It original Indio European or Aryan lan- of a laundry the other day, according alow and sure. Put away some of the and theu wash them with hot water your father had ten one-dollar bills aud guages "b" was rarely found. to the New York Mall Express. "Yes pictures you think all right aud in a and soap, and the stuius will disappear. your mother asked for half of them, "C” iu the I’lienldan ami Greek had terday a woman sent a bundle of drees week or two look at them again. De 1 be Juice of a ripe tomato well rubbed the value of a hard “g." as in "go." lUld how many would lie have left?’’ fects will appear, not apparent at first, In to the hands will also remove the was similar I r the enunciation of "k" es here, and lu the pocket of one was "He'd still have the ten.” repl ed th« <11)0 In bills. We never search clothing ami points where an improvement stains. wise child Philadelphia Record. as "g" is now. For a long time the for valuables. The dresses were put in could have been made will suggest Latins made “c" do service for both the washing machine, soap and water His Pleasure Marred. themselves. Get some friend who is Do not use old hypo. New Is cheap "k" and "g.” No word containing "c" put In. and after tho maeltlu«* had been Friend (calling) Did you have a good capable of doing so to criticise your enough and when a fixing bath la used pronounced as "s" Is of Anglo Saxon time the week you spent at the sea work honestly. This does not mean too long. It becomes highly charged origin, except a few misspelled words, running half an hour It was opened, shore. Willie? to tell how g<x>d It Is, nnd what a great with a dejioalt of ultrate of silver, aud as "cinder,” which was originally "sin and tbe man lu charge was astonished to see paper money floating arottud on Willie Boernin (gloomily)—W-Well, photographer you are, but to say is very apt to stalu the film. der.” the water. The bills had lu some man pretty good. Only mother wouldn't let In the Eugllsh "D" lias the same place ner worked out of the pocket of the me go swimming until two hours aftea Ills tradition» as stage manager to wax properly. Tell me frankly, what's — fourth letter and third consonant as dress, and, strange to say, not one of 1 ate anything, so 1 couldn’t very well In tlie Roman, Greek and I’henlclan. them was toru. We ran tlie money very enthusiastic over anything.” eat things be tween meals.—Brooklyn wrong with me. do you think?” and Is singularly uninteresting as a through the drying machine and then "But that terrible third act scene! I Eagle. "Frankly then, you are too self-re ironed each bill carefully. After we shall never rise to the occasion there!" strained. You won't let yourself be car study. Old Gent My boy. Pm seventy-live Pead silence. "E” Is an unchanging and aristocrat got through you could not have told “The great thing Is to remember that rled away with your part." “Nothing from my poor husband?" 1c conservative. Its form was always that the money had been ill a laundry years of age. ami I have never smoked you've got to persuade a skeptical audi a cigar lu my life. "Why, you said the other day that It pretty nearly tlie same as at present. said the widow to the medium. ence that you're in love with me.” Boy Well, If yer likes ter fuller me was a good thing uot to be carried Its name In l’henlcian was "he,” which washing machine for half an hour. We "No, ma’am," was the reply; “not sent for the woman, and when she "It’s very difficult.” away with oue's part!" most scholars say signified a window. came to the laundry she had not yet you can 'ave this butt when I’m done even a message stating that tbe Are 1« “I dare say.” with It."- Ally Bloper. "Oh. you're not going to remember Iu its two quantities, as It "met" aud out!"—Atlanta Constitution. "But you've got to persaude them, what I said more than a week ago. In "they,” it constitutes aliout 5 per missed her money. A Hot Retort. "Not long ago a man sent some .dilrta To Be Consistent. too, that you're In love with me, and surely! Besides. I merely used that ar cent of English utterance. Deacon Scrooge No, parson, 1 dou't to our laundry from the bosom of one Von Blumer—The doctor thinks I you do It much better than 1. However gument to induce you to accept the "F” In the I’henlclan meant peg or of which he forgot to remove a diamond rightly think wo ought to give you a ought to go on a fishing trip. do you manage it?" part. The end Justifies the means.” hook, and Its value was that of the En stud worth <150. Our people did not vacation. You know, the devil never Mrs Von Blumer But, of course, you “1—1 really don't know." "I'm annoyed with you. all the same. glish "w.” Tills "w" sound gradually takes oue. don't believe him. For a man who prided himself on his You might have saved me a week’s went out of use In Greek, aud the sign see the dlamoud, and we did not find Parson Snappelgli He would. Dea Von Blumer—Why not? self-possession. More looked a trifle misery. I've been so afraid of letting with It. lu the adaptation of the al It until lie called us up nnd made known his loss. Then I put my men to search con, If you didn't keep him so busy.— Mrs. Von Blumer—Well, you didn't awkward. the part run away with me that I sim phabet to Latin use the slgu was resur Baltimore Amerlcau. have any confidence In him when he "I suppose those things come more ply wouldn't let myself go. 1 didn't rected. and first received the value we ing. and we found the diamond lu the toll! me I ought to go.—Harper’s Bazar. catch basin In the sewer.” naturally to some people than to oth want to be Inartistic." May NiHitefime« Do» give It. Figure» never lie. ers,” Madge remarked, innocently. Sllllcus "Please forgive me." said More, hum “G" is a sign of Italic origin, having A Willst ling Spider. "Well, suppose we have another go nt bly. "I'm horribly penitent. I had no I m «‘U fabricated by the Romans by add Uy ulcus NonKcnse! Did you ever H. A. l'eters, one of the owners of aee a girl in a tailor imide gown and that scene now,” said More. idea---- ” ing a tail or drop to the "c” a transi the Lasliawny dairy farm, on (In “Very well. Do you remember our "But now I'm simply dying to try tion very easily detected. It never oc Spencer road, while on bls way to then size her up In a bathing suit?— positions?" that scene again!" Interrupted Madge, curs at tlie beginning of words of An Spencer, Mas»., captured an Immense Philadelphia Record. "Yes. You're sitting on the garden excitedly. “Come, let's begin at the glo-Saxon origlu. Iu merlleval Roman A Constant Reminder. seat—there, that settee will da-and very beginning, so that we can k'-'i It stood for -KM), and with a Hue over spider of unknown species. When Mr. Dunlap I see you call your naphtha l’eters first saw the spider, which was I'm standing Just behind you. Now, ace worked up to the climax!" It for 40t),000. making a l*ee line over the public high launch after your wife. you ready? Jack says: 'I love you. "H” came from tbe rhetilelan, nnd way for East Brookfield, he was so • ••••• Bert whistle (working over launch en Sybil!’ ” “Bravo, More! Bravo. Madge! I had has had a curious history, In which the amazed at the sight Hint he rubbed gine, perspiring! Yes; because when “Oh, do you think we need go no idea you could act like that.” And cockney Inability to manage It may lie both eyes several linos before he could ever I want h> go anywhere with It, It through all that again? You do it so Tom Raymond regarded his friend ami traced. "H" meant 2t)0 lu medieval realise that the monster was a reality. takes so long before It gets ready to well and there's nothing for me to do Then, hastily grasping an empty glass start. Puck. sister with an air of profound admira Roman. except to cast down my eyes, so I can't "1" may be traced to the Egyptian. milk Jar, Peters Junqied from the wag tion. Legendary. very well go wrong.” "I—I didn't know anybody was list The I'lietilcliins represented it rather as on ami was alsiut to make the stranger “What was It Pandora did?" "Just as you like. We'll go to the end a consonant, but It was converted to a prisoner when he wan startled by a ening," said Madge, looking a trifle "She o|>eued n la>x and let Illes out III of Jack's little speech, then: 'Say you j vowel value by the Greeks, and tlie lto- distinctly audible whlatle emanating flushed. the house liefore Kplmetheus got (In- fly hate me, Sibyl, and put me out of mis ' mulls gave it both consonant ami vowel "Say, why don't you wear yer hair from the insect, Instantly a H im k of screens In.” Chicago Keeord Herald. “Oh. I only came In a minute ago.” ery.’ ’’ In a psyche knot? Yer too old far minute facsimiles of the peculiar apl- “I'm glad you liked It,” remarked ' duty. “'Is It such misery?’ Let me see "J” Is but another form of the »nine der came rushing from all dlrectioua, Too Bail» plats.” M ore. does the embrace come there?" letter. They were used Indlffeieutly u I uah IH‘1 Injb M|) t)us L'Aftg nf IliM hlv *U\|> “Do you know, Miss Friable,” said “Liked It!" cried Tom. “My dear boy, Medical A»«l»lnncr> " ‘ young ; author, "my until about ltBO. As a numeral it hail der. ami bld themselves In the fuzzy tho large headed "Not yet. Jack replies: 'To know it was superb.” Specialist Your nerves are affected; the same value as "I,” but was used hair on Its back. After securing her moat brilliant thoughts com«* to me lu that I have made you wretched and “Awfully good of you to say so.” said only at conclusion, as "vllj,” for eight you need exercise; walk to buaiueaa myself ridiculous!' And then Sibyl young Mrs. Spider assumed a defensive my sleep?” More, with elaborate politeness. "K" Is l’heiilcl.tn, and still earlier attitude. Peters thrust the mouth of “It'» a great pity that you are trou- every day. says: ‘To know that you have made me "Not at nil. 1 assure yon. 1 mean ev Egyptian. It was little used lu classi Bick Man I do walk to business every very proud and very happy.’ That's the Jar over the whole family of spiders bled with Insomnia,” added the pert ery word,” retorted Tom, calmly. cal Latin, and Is of rare occurrence In •lay. where you rise and come up to me, and made them prisoners. Huudnsle young lady. "Why. if I hadn't known you were act languages derived from the Latin. As Specialist You do? M’e-ll, you ought taking both tny hands. Jack says: 'My have since viewed the monster nnd Its E lucation. ing. that stage kiss of yours would a numeral it represented 250. to have more sense—that's wliat ails darling!' And then we do the em offspring and all are puzzled. The body "These Indians who have been edu have deceived me completely!” "I.” was a lion In the Egyptian hiero of the large spider 1» one and a half cated at college seem quite like the you overstrain. Now, behave yourself brace. Go on." “By the way. More,” addtsl Tom. glyphic, a figure <1 In the I’henlclan, and rationally and ride every day—<10, "Walt a minute. I can never get that inches In length. The Isidy Is black others, do they not?” turning suddenly upon his friend, “the aliout Its present form In the Greek and please. -Chicago Record-Herald. ami is supported by eight powerful legs, embrace properly," interrupted Madge. each "Except firr their 'Rah! rah!' at girl's name is Sibyl. Isn't It?” the Latin. It Is the most sonorous and each two Inches long "Now tell me exactly, after I've taken The head la end of the war whoop, yea.” How About It? “Yes, of course.” continuous the most purely consonant supplied with powerful looking Jaws, hold of your bands, what ought 1 to “It's funny that you should be ao tall. “H’m. You got a bit mixed at times, —In sound of all our letter». A» there from which two feelers half an Inch In Blasted Hope«. do?” Your brother, the artist, Is short, Isn’t that's all. So did Madge. Well, so long! are "three It's" in land colloquialism, length protrude. The beady eyes are “Simply put your bead on my shoul l.c'- " I dare say that scene wants nil the re so there are three "I-a" in nautical Jet black. der.” lie (absently) Tea, usually. hearsing you can give It?" With which phrase- "lead, latitude and lookout.” “Which shoulder?” parting shot Master Tom took a hur It Is a conservative, changing little. Rome Thlnas Are thought Over. “The left—the one nearest to you. An nmuslng scene wiih witnessed re "You're a likely looking girl,” Mid “M” Is au "ancient and honorable." That's always a safe rule. Now, then. ried leave. Then Madge said, "How absurd of Its hieroglyphic equivalent, away back cently on one of the mall boats running Mrs. Illram Offen, who was questioning shall we try that again?” Tom!” a greenhorn girl. "How were you In Egypt, was almost a flour de 11» Iu from France to England. The sea wna "All right.” "It wasn't so very absurd!” More re- the oval outline of a bird's head a fleur rather rough. A young woman, pretty trained across the water?” And Madge went through the cere- torted. "Why. I noticed It, too.” “ "Ha Jokin’ ye are, mum. There does de Ils minus the ceutral branch. As a und nicely dressed, npp<-are<l to lie and mony of embracing her companion in a “Noticed vvliat?” be no trains. I was shipped across."— Roman numeral it denote» 1,000. For denly taken very 111 with sen slekiiea» business like fashion. "That you said ‘Robert’ once or twice merly the brand of “M" was Impressed She groaned anil screamed In apparent Philadelphia Press. "There,” she said, “that was better. instead of 'Jack.' " on the person of one convicted of man agony for some little time. At length wasn’t it?” 1 he Fast. "You know very well you mnde the slaughter. In flagrant cases (lie brand a IH*rson who appeared to be a stranger "Beautiful,” replied More, gravely, You were a long time In tbe to her approached and asked whether same mistake," she added hotly. "You waa applied to the forehead. In print my saying so, couldn't "But, forgive t —„ Philippines, weren't you? ing It Is the square, the quadrate, the she would like to take a lozenge, which you manage to put a little more feeling calk*d tbe girl 'Madge' every time!” He Oil, yes. Ever »luce the first time -It wasn't a mistake on my part," lie guaranteed would ease her of her ... bnnw flint Villi unit of computation In any body of Into those words: 'To know that you the war ended. pain. He had often tried ft. he Raid, on Tommy 'Luff Rhm, Mam, the l»iys have made me very proud and very said Robert. "I meant It.” It was a type. A Testimonial. "N” Is as old, anil tlie value of Its people, and always with the most mar all say that If I handle the stick In the happy?’ You the audience doesn't full minute before he dared to look at "Dear Doctor: When I began using lady de base tmll gnme this afternoon we'll 1» at his companion. When he did so he dis velous results. The young character has been the same through know that Sibyl loves Jack, nnd you your hair medicine thre«> mouths «go the whole history of Its use. The sign murred a little at first, but finally ac- the Hilltops II to 1. have to make it as plain as possible to covered that she was laughing softly. “I'm glad you meant It, Robert.” she has no variety of sounds, aud there Is eepted tbe offer. Never was cure ao In Ills Mother I don't doubt It, but you you assured me that my hair would not them.” ........... ... . ehe awal- are going to »toy at home this after trouble me much longer. I take pleas "Oh, dear, It's so hard! sighed th.* sal<l. "be<-ause 1 meant It. too."—Wom no possible substitute. As a numeral atantaneoua. Hardly had loweil the lozenge when the fair pa noon ami handle tin- slick for me, and ure Is stating that you spoke the truth. an's Life. Its value Is to), which becomes I1O,<»M) girl "I feel 1 don't say those words when a line Is drawn above the letter. tient was sitting up all smllen and or we'll beat the < nrpet worse tlinu that. Could you give me the address of a good wig maker?" Baltimore Ameri “O” In the I’henlclan alphaliet repre dering ham aandwlches of the steward Hpeec li. can. HISTORIC BATES HOUSE. OF INDIANAPOLIS. A MEMORY, ■»elite*I a peculiarly ami to us- unpro Some passengers were ao struck with "But speech la wliat differentiate« nounceable'guttural. but the Greeks the Incident that they Inquired what Tbe Kissing Hug. man from ths beast!” was the remedy that had such a won made a vowel of It. though they chang "What was that?" asked tbe old gen "Yes. showing how much less sense ed Its form to a square Instead of an derful result, and the gentleman, who. tleman. suddenly appearing In the door oval. It stood for 11 In the Roman nu as he said, was the agent for tbe sale of he lisa, In the long run!” way. the lozenges, disposed of a considerable rnerals of medieval times. "I I guess It was a kissing bug,” aha It Hid. number of boxes of them at eight shil ••p” was evolved from the hiero Grogan 1 made up my mind 1 answered hesitatingly, while tbe youug glyphic age, and In all alphaliet« It has lings apiece. What was the surprise of wouldn't stand It any longer; so I Just man trlevl Ills best to look at ease. stood for the one unvarying sound. It the purchasers when they «aw ths The old gentleman looked at them put my foot down. has no varieties save that It 1s allent young lady and her preaerver go off Tlinllity (glancing at Grogan’s No. 11) both sharply. at the beginning of a few Greek word», arm In arm on the vessel reaching Eng — And that, of course, covered the ••Hoes tbe kissing bug make people as psalm aud pneumatic, It la 400 In land! The boxes contained common Ju blush?” he demanded.—Chicago Poet. ground, -Bouton Transcript. medieval numerals, and an abbrevia- Jube«. __ Within Hou«« Is. tlon for many things Heck in« Hw Pearls. Filled to Hi» Poaltion. Clubberly Have you ever been so "Q” 1s an ancient also Aa a algn It The history of l»earl seeking has Hlr Harry Poland, n British magis desperately lu love that you felt as If alKiut It so much of the glamour of ro was abandoned In Greek, The Latin preserved It, though Its value waa the trate noted for bls brilliancy, la care you couldn't control It? man.* and possible gain that the diffi lame aa that of “k.” In English, as In less In his dress. Once his family per Castleton No. All the girls I’Ve been cult!.« and risks of the que»t ara well- suaded him to go to Poole and order a Ijitln. It 1« always followed by "u." It In lore with have been only moderately nigh forgotten. Men love a pursuit fashionably cut suit. To the chagrin of meant tk«) In well off. tlmt entails much danger and much the household Sir Harry looked more ala. knowledge of tnen and elements. Lang Asalnet Vlvlaedlon. "K" looked like a capital “A” In the ' outlandish In the new clothes than In Mr. Woodwed- Your papa Is such a liefore the Roman conquest men were Phenlclan In some languages It Is used his old ones Ills brother In law went Joker. hazarding the danger« of uewlj discov to see Poole about It. "It Is not my as a vowel. In Anglo Maxon times "It,” Mias Wlllln Why? ered rivers In seurch of tlie eln»ive If the Initial letter, w-ss given such fault, sir,” the tailor assured him. Mr Woielw«! Bc.ause. when I ask gem«, and one of the prime reasons for Every care was taken, but bow could force as to need an "h" ” In expressing ed for your hand he refused me. saying undertaking rtie expedition Into Great It, and waa rolled to a double, so that we fit a gentleman who would Insist he didn't want any mutilated members Britain was to obtain tlie fair upon l>elng measured sitting down?" the form survives In auch spelling as In bls family.-Boston Poet. g<«l««l dewdrops pierced by sunk*®" henrorrtiage. catarrh; but' now, “in An<> the only satisfaction that could which poets ami philosopher» “ •** will be rem v. d to make way f many localities, even among tlie most tie obtained from Kir Harry Poland No Ihmlit About It. ages have made the embl<-’« °r P"ritF The historic old Bates Ho **■ ut wholly, «V1-0 to its name For himself later on was tbe dry com real ■R' Is ever wiped cultivated »peakers, no I m you bellera the comtltu- and worth and which -* K»"1’“ . modern hotel. Tbe o,4 Bat* . «■ ' be >- * noted b< el in Indiana, and for a long (line it ly pronounced at all. It waa MO as a ment: "Well. It's tny business, and not tlon follow« »he flag, tny man? . There to scarcely fifty years tbe B it.-« »•’ ‘h” D‘ ■«t 7 a ” in the country. The bou.e waa built in en so much cove^*- * numeral. Kir William Curtis, an eml- yours. I like to be comfortable. I Hobll*T My • "U«’lt1lt.. tl foll‘>w»| the has b«*n one of the tno«t f - b u r B named It. fir« C«^ waa a sacred lit.--" ” ” spi-nd three parts of my life sitting flag to tbe Philippines and It's there JD nent but Illiterate lord mayor or 1 1< i 2 by Harvey Bate«. • which te-rl’ *k’ '**r reT”rrnl >.n, of this kind in a .mall «ratera tow* don, said. In 1K25. wh« *n ask«» ! f. >r a down, and I prefer to lie measured so.” yet I'bel»»«» Gazette. fiiii.isa), a go»Hy sum t r lui .nt to th. eo»t of »r.'»s> «*>* an I ad -New York Tribune. A few year» later t^rtained many rm tent ni-n. l ln- >a toast: “I will give you the three K's— »Ml favor have not l>een bought by ths Fort ana« Under its varioua owtefbips tn botri e ¿.but Johnson spoke from it. bal-ony. Kiting. Resiling and Rlthmetlc”; and beautiful, lustrous products of tbe sea. ar. Pre • Too Blow. "And you will not «mH« upon me?” .topped there beftre tbe CHH « ° ■ri'bin I - Lippin. ott's Magazine. falter*«! tbe Man Almost the l*»t reminder of the ro Stephen A Douglas « « 1 has lived from the tieginning. It boa »red tbe bote »Ph O^r “No," answered Fortune sadly- “For mantic past, tbe prairie stagecoach. I» Why an employment bureau to called looked like “w” In I’benlctaa. It an 49 tf >nal event ia *bi h the Batea n* ( { »*»rs many demands and has many doomed Automobile« are to be built If I do 1 »hall get myself «HMlked by au Intelllgems office to an umK>h*l Hendricks. wbo~ b•’«« ••• ‘3 (>_h 1 values, was 7 In the numerals, and la a for prairie travel, the .»• Les being too the women who ba vs refused to marry ■uystrry. slow for modera travet you!” Ei comuioa abbreviation. I artists aal actors of dietin ' L o o O