The Eugene weekly guard., July 13, 1901, Image 3

Rheumatism
<bMi t, the UW ot telling the rheumatic
lhat be feel» a» ••
Hint» w,r* beln« d1»-
lucaie<l
He know» that hi» sufl»rlr.<» are very
„ 4i like the tortures ot the rack.
” » »at V •«"'»
*• whal wU1 P*r‘
.nentlr cure hl» disease.
"’That, aeeordin« to thousand» of crateful
testimonials. Is
The Tramp’s View
Besting Robert — S-e here Tom,
this paper says we l ave no’
leisure
class in th« country—that rvi en our
PROGRESS
NOTED
IN
THIS
millis naiies are hard working t neu.
BRANCH OF INDUSTRY.
Tires! Thomas— That man didn’t
know what he was writing about.
" • are th.' leisure clans
advance in farming
Net Additien* to Firm Reeourcea Ee-
Miss Asdtnoe. Citv Attorney.
tween ItMIO and 1IKM Wae Ureater
hi» Pared.
than Value of All Fare* luvsatmeata
Mrs. Lota—llaant that man next
Fifty Years Ago.
d.sir got a mortgage on hi* place’
Aeprtciativ».
••uu
^
o,
*
“
Yee.
indeed,
he
lias.
H pronuclj neutralizes th.- and in tkf
Farming
1»
so
vast
au
interest
that
“
You
seem
quite hilarious this
''hy does he refer to the property
Maki on which the disease depends, com-
eliminates it. and »trenathens the as a parcel?”
1 it» i urreut cvudltlon . auuot be express morning. ”
ysteui against its return. Try flood s.
I
Because it’s tied up, 1 suppose.” ■ vl in figures. It is uot capitaUxed iu
“I am. 1 had a terrible attack of
stocks mid bonds, mid Its values are neuralgia that kept me awake all
not quotable from day to day. But any night, last night."
Thu Paa-.«meri»ae Kspoaitios
Activity.
“Joking, eh? Why should you te
W il be the greatest this country has ever intelligent farmer cau make a cotupari
First Tramp— De ‘tog chaeetl yon, seen.
I lie euiire maciiinerv will terunbv son of the general state of bls Indus so happy on account—”
d "si mid Tramp—You bet!
Fora power furnisheil from Niagara tali' \|. try with what it was six or eight years
“Because I haven't got it now.
tm.ugli the power reqmre.1 is enormous *•
I ago, and w ill then realixe the immense That's why.”
fe« minute» 1 had to lead a purely ncliye tins cataract IS equal to ttie task.the
same as Ho-tetter'« Stomach Bitter* is gaiu that ha» occurred. In fact, the
Clrenuous life! ___________
, *M’tal to the task of supplying the body activity among the railways and the
Sharp Agiinst Sharp.
with motive power a hen it is mu down.
Amateur, develop your own plates at I here is no medicine in the world so good rapid growth of foreign e*i>orts .srgely
Just ateut the time when the peo-
dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation, 1 rest on farm productiou.
pie of New Jersey have extermiuateil
home * G- P
r •h'veloja.r, six lor
flatulency and nervousness Try it.
It 1» stated by the chief statistician the nioaquitoes in responae to the ad- •
nackages 25 cents. For »ale by all
, of the agricultural section of the vice of the scientific »harp some other |
photo supply dealers, or Kirk, Geary à
It W.s Up to him.
twelfth census that the net addltious scientific shar|>s will rise up and tel)
Co.. 330 Sutter St., San Francisco.
Mawise—If I should fall out of this to farm resource» in the ten year» be­ them that the mosquitoes are among
wagon, what would you do?
tween is1.») and 1!H«> exceed the value man's test friend» and they will te
Not Very Ancient
Dick—I d catch you in my arms.
of all farm investuieut» in 1860. As compelled to import the creatures
"I- Miss Primrose a Daughter of the
Maisie—Get readv.
the writer referred to puts the ease; and start hatcheries.
Revolution?
’The increased wealth of our farmer»,
"Mercy, no; »he wasn’t born until
as the result of their last teu year»’ la­
Jackton'» Moul« for fioipitat.
I
1 s 1 -
bor, equals the farm wealth of the na
The Mary Cutis Lee chapter of the
lion reiHirted as the outcome ot their
Store the Ccugh and
Daughters of the Confederacy, in Lex
WurJt Oft tho Odd.
toil ami ecououiles from the settlement
iiigton, Va , is desirous of purcha*
Lai at . ve Iironin-Quinliie Tablets cure a cold in
at .lainestow u to the middle ot the nine
Xu
cure.
No
Pay
.
Price
25
cent*.
mg the old home of Gen. Stonewall
The Story of a Stricken Woman
>ue J*>
teeiith century." Advances on the stock Jackson in that town for a hospital,
What a Wonder
exchange fade into a small affair te and if it succeeds will name it the
Whom Doctors Were Not
side a colossal increiueut like that. In Jackson Memorial hospital. The res­
Hird Dealer—What do you mean by
the United States to-day there are at idence is now owned by Gen Jack-
Able to Help.
returning that parrot after keeping
least 5,700,000 farms, or ateut one to son's w idow.
him four month'? W hat s the mat­
Ft m the Neut, Connrrnrille, Indiana.
every thirteen itilialiitants In 1850 the
ter with him?
The story of Mr». Nellie M. Hed* number was 1,149,073. In ten years
Customer—W-w-wcll, the b-b-b-
A Play Upon Word»
den, of No. 621 Summit avenue, Con- the nuuiter has increased 1,150.000, and
blamed h-b-b bird st-»t-st-utters!
"Isn’t it kind of brother Harry'”
, uersville, Ind., contains an important iti the same time farm wealth has ex­
Maiua Pats a C’aeoaeet.
lesson for many American women who panded by not less than $6.*>O0,000,000. said Mrs. I>c Style, “he has promised
Babe sets the b-netit. Nursing mothers suffer in silence rather than face the In the twelve adjacent State» ot Illi­ to buy me one of those fashionable
Bat»llirii milk mildly purgative with < a sear
poodles for u |a't. ”
et», ihr on y »sie laxative for babies Alldrug- ordeal that the usual treatment of nois. Missouri. Ohio. Iudiana, Michigan,
"Madame." replied Mr. De Style,
their troubles entail. It is a story Wisconsin. Minnesota. Iowa. North Da
giets. IOv, 2oc.
i that rings with honest gratitude and kota. South Dakota. Nebraska and Kan who despised these |>oodlea, “I give
If your brother
Well Named
; does not tell half the misery that the sas the number of farms has Increased you fair warning.
Cora—Why is that artist called an narrator endured. Other women who since 1890 from 1,923.822 to 2.220.000 leaves a (a-t in this house I shall
leave this house in a pet."
are suffering as Mrs. Hedden did will
impressionist ?
These States added $2.500,000,000 to
Merritt—Because a picture of his know how to understand and appre­ their farm wealth between 1880 ami
“The A. H. C. of Photography” by
looks as if 1 e laid the canvas on a ciate much that cannot lie told in a IMS), and a still larger sum in the last
Fayette J. Clute is one oftheiH'St text
Mrs. Hedden’s
palatte full of colors and took an newspaper article.
1 ten years.
experience is best given in her own
looks for amateurs ever published.
impression.
The government is not unmindful of Price 25 cents by mail. Camera Craft
words. She says:
“For nearly a year I endured terri­ the vast imixirt ot agriculture. Con­ Pub.Co.,330 Sutter St.. San Francisco.
You Don’t Own the Earth,
ble agony caused by a general break­ gress has endowed agricultural col­
But you feel like being king of the
ing down of the nervous system, fe­ leges In every State and Territory.
Hig Ancestors.
ocean when you get started to San male weakness and suppression of the | These institutions represent a value of
Father
Mulcaughey
(culling)—Oi
Francisco on the O. K. A N. steamers
periods. I suffered greatly with tear­ $63,000,000. and their Income is $••,-
leaving Portland every live days. ing down pain» and was very weak oiNi.(MM). Their students last year num­ suppose these pictures in yez parlor
are av yer ancestors?
The surroundings are perfect—good
and short of breath.
My circulation bered 31.658. The annual national ap­
Pat O'Callahan (acquiescing)—Y is ;
meals, tine terths, quick time, and was very bad, causing numbness of propriation for exiwriment stations 1»
some nv thin) are moi aunt’s sisters,
officers of the steamer are attentive limbs, dizziness and headache all the " $789.000.
hut mohst av thiin are moi wife's re-
and capable. Bound trip tickets for time.
When American farmers note what
My heart would sometimes
the Epworth League convention cost feel as if there was a heavy weight on Is going on In intensive farming. Irri­ lat ions.
only $20. including meals and berth. it. I had never lieen healthy and gation. cattle raising. Improvements
TO CVKF. A « OLD IN ONX I»AV
Good only on steamers leaving Port­ strong, so you can readily see that I and preservation of products, manage­
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
land July 11 and hi.
Irucgisu
refund the m'-nei It it 1*11» to cure.
was in no condition to withstand such ment of soils, betterment of facilities
to reach markets and new uses for IL W. Grovo'» ala nature iv on »ach box. 2 -c
a combination of ailments.
Misery Loves Company.
"I grew worse very rapidly and all waste products, they will see that their
Th« Iceman.
“And was every one of you seasick the doctors I tried failed to check my Industry is truly the most expansive as
"Certainly
nolsxly can deny that
coming over?”
decline. A friend of my husband well as the greatest. Though the pop­
"Oh, yes; we were all in the same* told him how much good Dr. Wil­ ulation of the country should continue giving a »mailer piece of ice than is
just at times the fault of some ice
boat.”
liams’ I’ink Pills had done his wife to double, inside of forty years, there
men. ”
so I commenced taking them and can can lie no doubt that the farmers of this
I do not believe Pino’s Cure for Con
“Unquestionably. ”
sumption has an equal fol' coughs »nd now state that they are the only re­ country, the most scientific and effect­
“Anil iliM'sn't it make the fault
raids. .Ions F Bovis, Trinity Springs, lief I ever had. The first box helped ive in the world, w ill meet all demands greater when they lay it at other
lud , Feb. I.>. 11)00.
me so much that 1 was thoroughly and te the main reliance for foreigu
people’s doors?”
convinced of the efficacy of the rem­ nations when their own production
Millions for Tulane University.
edy. 1 continued the treatment for runs short. Chicago Bonds and Mort
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Mrs. Newcomb, who died recently several weeks, using six boxes in all. gages.
inW Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
in New York, left $3,000,000 to Tu­
“In conclusion 1 will say that if
children during ihe teething |>eriod.
IMPOSSIBLE AT THE PRICE.
lane University.
She had already any one. who is suffering the same as
given $750.000 to this university.
I was, will take Dr. Williams’ Pink
Thought He W»s Gctt ng Perional.
the Value of
Pills as directed they will te reward­ Artistic Idea Concernins
m Picture.
Iloitt’s School.
“1 hear you and Walshingham
ed.”
A certain parvenu of great wealth
have fallen out,” said Hawley.
Al Merlo Park, San Mateo County, Cal., with
Signed, ELLIE M. HEDDEN.
has hanging In his drawing room a
Itatemmiil, » irroundinga, perfect clonale,
“Yea, "replied Hicks, “lie asked
Subserilied and sworn to tefore me large and hideous ilaub In oils which
«•«refill mi , en »ion, thoro igh Instruction,
me to design a crest for him, and I
complet» lai-oratories, anil gymnasium, essili this 14th day of Novemter, 1900.
some
dealer
In
I
’
arls
induced
him
to
m»mania Its peeltton-In the t ont rai ki
suggested a pig rampant upon a wax­
Finley H. Gray,
fChools for lane on the Pai-,lie Coast I a ’■
buy. He la very fond of taking a call
ed Hoor as consistent with his name,
Haltt, Ph. 0.,’Principal.
Seal
Notary Public.
er by the arm, leading him before the
ami he lost hi» temper.”
Dr. Wiliams’ Pink Pills for Pale cam as and saying:
Farms In Vermont.
People are sold at all druggists or
“Grunt picture that. By Maecaronl
Stamp» Hav a Boom.
For Vermont the enumerators re­ will te sent direct from Dr. Williams di Vermicelli, you know. Paid £2,(MMJ
port 33.1(M) farms; in 1880 there were Medicine Company. Schenectady, N. for It in Paris and got a great bar
The great rise in value of late was
35,522 ami in 18110 32,573. The num­ Y. Price 50 cents per box; six ¡sixes, gain. F-----” (naming an eminent art that sheet of 106 two cent Pali-Amer­
ber of farms in 1900 is 536 in excess $2.50.
ican stam[>s, in which the accidental
1st) "says it is worth £10,000.”
of that of 1890, and 2.413 less than
inversion of the picture in the center
A
few
days
since
this
gentleman
was
Use» of the Day.
in 1880.
lunching at the Artists’ Club when the increased the market value of each
“The proposition to abolish ladies’ cat came out of the bag. Some one stamp from two cents to $20
Tha Beat Prescription for Malaria
day at the club was voted down. ”
said:
rhlll» and Fever is a bottle of Grove’s Tasteless
“Yes?”
Chill Tonic. It is simply Iron and quinine In
-----, ol I Centpercent says that you
“
Yes;
it
develops
that
there
is
»tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Price 50c
have appraised that frightful night
hardly a member who does not, in mare of his at £10,000. It it right?’’
A Natural Inference.
a
point of fact, enjoy meeting his w; e
The artist answered smilingly.
Parkville—There* talk of getting occasonally. ”
“I will tell you how that happened
Dp a milk trust.
He asked me to dinner one day. and
Rockaway—III tet that would la'
after we left the table took me to see
watered.
the picture and told the usual story.
Then, turuing abruptly, he asked:
“ ’How much Is that painting worth?’
Thi» aignature ia on every bo* of tba genuine
“’Why. Mr. Centpercent,’ said I. ’I
Laxative Bromo-Quinine T*bi.t.
For Infant» and Children.
th» remedy that cure» « cold In one day really would not like to place a value
upon it.’
A Strange Flower.
“ ’Well, I’ll put it differently.’ said he
One of the strangest tetanical curi­ •How much would you charge for such
osities in the world is the “Wonder- a picture?’
•! don’t mind saying,’ 1 answered,
Wonder” Hower found in the Malay
Smart Answer,
peninsula. It is simply a blossom ‘that I would not |>aint such a picture
for £10,000.’ I had to te clell, you
‘‘You fell into the creek with your without leaves, vine, or stem, and
Muat Bear Signatur* of
grows as a parasite on decayed wood. know.”—Tit-Bits.
Dew breeches on?”
“Yes, pa. You see, I fell in so This c\t r.i"idiii.o v flow« i i- - "
A Baflte«l Tigress.
Quick I hadn’t time to take them off ’ thing like a yard in diameter, and >1.1»
An officer of the Bengal Lancers,
“A smart answer, my son. So sitp- a globular cup in the tai<J«l!s aith a who was seised by a tigress, owed his
capacity of five or six quarts.
P 'c you take them off now. ’
ecape to a curious accident The ti­
gress seized him by the breast of his
coat and shook him till he tecame un
conscious. On recovering he heard a
strange noise at a little distance, as if
BOinelKsly was sneezing violently. It
was the tigress herself. He slowly
turned round and gave» furtive glance
In that direction.
He could hardly believe his eyes.
The diseases most feared are those which are
'a
There «as the tigress slinking off with
•Merited — handed down from generation to gen­
her tall very much li^ween her legs
eration, and family to family. By far the most
and snes-zlug most violently and mak­
destructive of these is Cancer, which fin is the
greatest num ter of it» victims among the children
ing the most piteous grimaces.
Th«
•®d grand-children of those whose blood was tainted
......
. ,
truth dawned upon him like a Haan of
*>th this dreadful malady. You may carry this poison in the blood for years, but lightning in the ojieration of shakln»
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
as the vital powers begin to wane a sligiit bruise or cut, wart or mole, sore or
him
his
snuffbox
had
flown
open
from
pimple may develop into Cancer. From middle life to old age is the time when
hl« waistcoat pocket, and the tigress JOHN POOL B. Portland, Oregon,
U>e »lumbering poison is most apt to break out, a sore or ulcer often degenerating
JDto Cancer, and Tumors become more progressive and ulcerate through the skin,
had nxelved the contents thereof full
Poelot Morrtaos atrMk
tae sharp, shooting pains causing the most intense suffering.
...
,
in her face. Cornhill Magaslne.
The Cancer patient naturally grows despondent as one after another the usu
Can give yo” the teat ter gai ns in
•«nedies fail, ami the »ore »hows no *i „m of healing. The impuntus that have
Consumption of Tolmi-o.
Boggie» Pio«« Bo »r» and Encinea,
The Austrian« .-ousume Aore tobacro
teen accumulating in the system, perhaps for generations, cmr -t beenmm-.t« :-l no
W-.n ‘mill* »nd Pump« an i Gwnaral
B>e poisoned blood made pure by salves, washes and plasters. Theproper e
than any other nationality or race on Machinery. See u» before baying.
to to purify and build up the blood, remove the cause, when the »2rS
the glolte. drills«! or savage. Re
S. S. S. goe* directly
.ent investigation by eminent statisti­
« » • ' e ’o eure Catarr!
, ®r- J- B. Arnold, of Greenwood. 9. C.. write»: “A into the blood, destroy»
a and
’»T ulcer came, just under th« left eye. It b«»«n
cians give» the number of ponn<ls con-
/
■ > ir remedy I» ff'iaranteed, |i
Preadity, and tree worse rapidly, d«»troyin< th« mation of Cancerous sumed annually by es< b 100 Inhabitant»
H
O. lU.i W73.
«•h ae it went. As Cancer is hereditary in my family cell* and cleanses the
of the different European countries as
tnoronghly alarmed, consnltinr the best phy- svstem of imnuritiea.
follows: Npaln. 1<»> pounds; Italy. 120;
.?*** and takln< many blood medi'ines, none of What we »ay of S. 3. 8.
-l»h did r.e ary good, when one of our leading
Great Britain. 138; Russia. 182; l>en
«rncri.t. advised me to try B. B. 8., and by the time a* a cure for Cancer •.»
Springtime Resolution»
* “J taken the second bottle the Cancer began to supported by the testi­ mark 224; Norway. 22», and Austria.
Sims of healing, the discharge grew gradually mony of those w ho have | 273.__________________
* " end Anally ceased altogether, the sore dried up tested it and been re­
C,M< of Hsllwsy TrsneporSAtaow.
a®1 nothing remains but a slight »car. I feel that I stored to health.
»er» r»l>»t ■""» ■ A"”», ' pin™ »n't t"’r«eee
•We my life to B. B. a.”
In Fran » it «>»<" E H ’« ’’•rr> ■
Begin in time, don’t
nabli
s,».) fer perllee Ian to
Ion of freight 100 uiiles; In leruuiny. , ,__ 1.^.,.», WsvsS •• »«• William«
•* ’ until ----------
W- blood
_
---- - is so pollute ’
Itali?
I
Ulti
(III.
As« Käst «Id..
SI 28: in Bwltzerlaod. $2 *>. in Holland.
»■«srm that no medicine, hosever efficac- ms, can check the progr-ss of the
If there is a taint in your blood get it out at once, don t wait f r i-me «tern-l eM- $1 no iu Belgium. $1 3«; in Italy. $3 2D;
B. p. ■. B.
■«. iB-iaeu
Of it. the appearance of a turner or ulcer. We have prepared a sp. < ial b- - a I in Austria. $2. while In the United
«riti
Hf
l*
»4*ertle«ra
H KM
Cancer whuwe will mail free. Our physician« .re ready to he.p-y»«by t-'«* I Slat**’* the co »t 1» only si cent*
Il
ibis
•¿weeand «jet ¿.re, tloB o -our c*« req
te
fuVL-“‘lrl.r?e’>1Ana
^-"ge fur ntedxal advice.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, ÜA.
CASTOR IA
<9
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Carter’s
Little Liver Pills.
¡CARTERS!
SUMMER
W. H. SMITH 2 CO., Buffalo, N. V.
Keeley Cure
W
“Do you wish now,” inquired the
prison visitor, “that you had followed
the straight and narrow path?”
“Dat s de one ¡did toiler,” replie«!
Jimmy Dores. If I’d only dodged
inter dat crooked alley, dey'd never a’
ketched me.”
TH R0A t K\ «¿BLADDER!
lungs HOM flmale
Good Tim« on the Ocean.
For a perfect rest from business,
nothing equals the steamer trip front
Portland to San Francisco and return
this month and next, when the ocean
is sniisith and the days are pleasant
on deck. Every live days a splendid
st' liner of the <I R A N. line leaves
Portland. The aceoinnKslation» are
excellent. Any agent of the company
will give details, or address A. I..
Craig, general passenger agent. Port­
land.
STOMACH^ ¿Q^ORSAHS
fiood’s Sarsaparilla
AWFUL AGONY
Th« Wrong Way.
KATARRH
Palmyra. Mo . probably has the
only woman city attorney in the
Unit«! States. She 1» Mis» Ander­
son, 23 year» old. and. in addition to
her practice as a lawyer, is a political
s|«.ik(-r. She got her first impetus
to study law by reading Blackstone
while she was oouvalescing from an
attack of typhoid fever.
GEV, JOE WHEELER
Say s of Peruna: •• I loin
Senators Sullhan, Roach
and McEnery In their good
opinion of Peruna as an ef­
fective catarrh remedy. ”
Mm F ranr C artkk
3 Merrill S um :, Anieabarj. M am .
This lottor should carry Faith
andOjnviotlon to thoHoarto
of all Siok Women.
“ I suffered with mtliinimatton and
falling of the womb and other dis­
agreeable female weakness«'». I had
bad spells every two weeks that would
last froui eight to ten days and would
have to go to bed. I also had head­
ache and backache most of the time
and such tearing down pains I could
hardly walk across the room at times.
I doctored nearly all the time for
about two years anil secniei to grow
worse all the time until last Septeniter
1 was obliged to take my bed, and the
doctors thought an operation was the
only thing that would help me, but
this 1 refused to have done
'Then a friend advised me to try the
Pinkham medicine, which I did. and
after using the first bottle I began to
improve. 1 took in all five bottles of
Lydia E. 1‘inkham's Blood Purifier,
four boxes of l.vdia E. Pinkham's Dry
Form Compound, three boxes of Liver
Pills anil used three packages of Sana­
tive Wash, and I am as well now as I
ever wax 1 am more than thankful
every day for my cure."
Mas F rank
C aktvk . 3 Merrill St., Amesbury. Mass.
N»w Jertty’i Otnitvt Population.
Paterson has the most ¡stpulous
city waril in the state of New Jersey.
It is the Third ward, with 23.780 )>eo-
ple
Newark has the next largest,
with 23.3,59
Elizateth has a ward
with only 6,578 imputation.
FTSTS OP Onio, CtTT OF TOl.IDO. (
Lvcaa i OVNTT.
1 '
F risk J. < sbsbv in,Kes oaih
that he t» th,
s»nwr r,rt»r of lbs firm ot F J < hknkt A Co
doing buatui-M in lb, Cilv oi Toledo, County
and si»t, a'or.'B, d. and that »aid firm will par
ih» aum ot Oh f : Ilr s 1’KF.l» lx>1 1 v gs for earn
«nd everv < « of Catarrh Iliac cannot be cured
by tue u»c oi lUll'l i ookh C ckk
KRASK J iltESKY
Sworn to before me and »ub*crlbed iu my
presence, tbi» Sih da) ot beeember, A. l>. is»».
I
*w
t
• *
*
Ball'» Catarrh Cure 1« taaen internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surface, ot
the system, send lor icuimoniala, free
F J CHKNKY A CO., Toledo. O.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Pills aro the beau
Just l ike Him.
Fogg—Buss tells mo that there is
nothing like equestrian « xercise. Ho
say» he is positivelydelighttwl with it.
Fi'iiderson—H'nt' Just like Bass.
It 's all talk
I see him almost every
day out horse back riding, so he can’t
j imssibly have any time for this eques-
I trian exercise he raves ateut.
HALF r
actual ­
size -
$5000 flat la not ganulna.
t. Pinkham MotHolna Oty
A Moral Lecture.
Aintrna Beating Germany.
M IMH Upperten— They say there is
The lead pencil industry in Germany
is at present suffering front American a great deal of misery among the
eom|M'tition. It is allegetl that our poor.
Miss Gotrox—Well, it's their own
success in this branch of industry is
There'» Reggy Van Pelt, for
mostly title to the jierfection of th«* fault.
instance, with only $16,(MM) a year,
machinery.
trying to keep a yacht mid a stable of
YOU KNOW VV HAT YOU IKK TAKING horses—no wonder he’s miserable'
When von take Grove'» Ta»t»le»a chill Tonic,
because lhe formula ta plainly printed on every
Lilt's Horid Grind.
telile show Ing that it 1» simply Iron and Que
mus iu a taaiel««» form. No Cure, Ne bay. Soc
“It'a so tiresome,” sighed the gill
in the fur jacket.
“No sooner do
Interurban Badinage.
you get back irom your winter trip
“Your town, '' said the Uhieagoikii, to the South than you have to In'gin
"is called the City of Straits, I be­ to make up your mind where you are
lieve.”
going to spend the summer.
Some-
“Yes,” replied the Detroiter, "and tilin'» I think life is hardly worth
yours, I suppose, might I m * known as
living.”
t lie City of Crooks. ”
BEST FOR THE
BOWELS
If yon haven t a regular, healtliy movement of the
txiwela every day. you re aick. or will be Keep yi»ur
bowels open, and bn well
Force. Iu liiewbupeuf
violent pbywlc or pill poison I n danyerotiN
The
moot Debt easiest, most perfect way or seeping the
ot w jli clear and clean is to Lake
Know Littlr About lhe Sky.
It is a strange thing how little |teo-
ple know ateut the sky. It is a part
of creation in which nature has done
more for lhe sake of pleasing man —
more for the sole mid evident purpose
of talking to him mid teaching him
—than in any of her works, and it is
just the part ill which we least at • d
her. — Ruskin.
Dressed to Slay.
CANDY
CATHARTIC
“My!" exclaimed the young man,
who had called to take her out in his
cutter. “Fur cap and jacket! You're
dressed to kill. “
"Not
exactly,"
she
replied.
“Merely to sleigh ”
Peanut King Employs 600 Men.
F. W. Mills as a “peanut king ’ has
liiul an interesting career. He tegan
life as a peanut vender on a train.
When only 12 years old he had con­
tracts with several railroads running
out of Chicago for the exclusive right
to sell |H'anuts on the trains.
Long Service as Time Keeper.
William Barrow, tiniekeepr at Gil-
low's cabinet works, Lancaster, Eng­
lund, has Is'en in the employ of the
firm for 66 years. Although 8G years
of age, he is still active, being invari­
ably the tirst on the premises in the
morning and the last to leave at
night. H is father held the keys te­
fore him.
Stability of Wooden Churches.
Some of the wooden churches of
Norway me fully 7tM) years old, and
arc still in an excellent state of pres­
ervation.
Their timtera have sue-
ci essfully resisted the frosty and al­
most Arctic winters tecause they have
been re|M‘atedly coatetl with tar.
The Fee W»s Tempting.
young couple
in
southwest
Georgia called on a colored minister
and offered hint a string of fish to
marry them. Said the minister: ”1
mighty positive flat both cr you ia
too young ter marry, but tien you
looks a heap older den what you is;
en furdcr mo', dey is one t’ing I
wants partiekler for dinner dia day, it
is fish. So jine han’»!”
A
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MACHINERY
AND
SUPPLIES.
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Pleasant, Palatable. Potent Taste Gpod Do Good.
Never Mlcken. Weaken or Gripe 10c,
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Wumam Like, She Is a Linguist.
Queen Wilhelmina is an excellent
lingust. for, teitidien her knowledge of
Malay, she »peaks French, German
ami English as fluently as her native
Dutch, and she knows something te-
sides of Italian and Russian.
LEAD
With one I-ever Railing and Lowering Devic«.
Latch les s Reel
Concave Drive Wheel
Light Draft
Our 1901 Vehicle Book
Our 1901 Implement Catalogue
Epw nrth l«ayu« Rsfts.
A c.sd, delightful trip can Is' made
JUST ISSUED.
to Han Francisco ami return by
steiimcr for only $20 Ity taking advant­
age of the O. R. A N offer.
I hat
rnte includes meals and terth.
Dur­
ing July and August the ocean in
Bend yonr name and I’ O, address an ! we
sm.Mith ami the trip is very beneficial win mall one or both, an deaired, free of all
to health, as it give» perfect rent charge.
under the most pleasant conditions.
Agents of the O. II. A N. anywhere
HOOK. Sfatar St.. Port lard. Oro.
will tell all about how to make the
trip, or write A L. Craig, general
PORTLAND, OK Complete Stock of Water A Wood Extras.
First and Taylor Sta.
passenger agent, Portland
Mitchell, Lewis & Slaver Co.,
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g g 111» Per feet ion of Wall Planter, In a aure prevmtaliva
A Bonanza.
“Here's n distinguished scientist
who says that, after, all, there’s no­
thing in germs. ”
“Nothing in germs'
Nonsense!
Why l<s>k how much the doctors have
made out of them.”
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Welsh Linqua^t.
Th»* | h »II takfn «»f (’»irtlifT. Walen,
on th»* <|ii«‘*tion of wlu-thi r children
ill the I not rd schools should fa* taught
th»* W« Inh laiiguag»’ Ino» reunited in a
majority of 07 votea againat it.
WEATHERWISE.
agaitiat damp wall*.
“ADAMANT
By taalni it yon can Increase the yield of both
LAND PLASTER Grain ami tira»««
AgrntM wanted In FV»*ry town.
PRUSSIAN i-OULTRY FOOD .
fi
JW A7/ h mahet Hen« Lay and Keep« thon Lay ■ <.
'B m F/
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I curea Roup, Cho en and All
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My young ehlctoeaffi eominmi'«! dying and aft*r living four dogwn 1
ehaM^I a Mrbagu of your pki - mia N »'SULTRY Fool» •hi< t*
fr.,m
an4 I bavr . ..n.tontly U-pl 1» on i.aa<!
it a* Ju*t what ia
m raiaing $• »ultry
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THE AULTMAN & TAYLOR MACHINERY CO.
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