The Eugene weekly guard., July 06, 1901, Image 3

■ a VUM.
Eczema
SMALL BOY ANO THt WORSE.
Magi.trate _ Well, yOung ,ua
what excuse have you for taking the Acta that Stamp the Human with the
>flT tt redden» lb» »kin. lube», ooxei,
Badge of Nobility.
ptcture when you were forbidden to
«’£¡¡¿^*<*••1* 11 u“er- 01,11 cru*‘ or do it?
" bat nuisances these small boys are
Young .Man—Judge, I didn’t know sometimes. The streets are full of
•‘i?”’,„Bering from 1« 1» sometime« In­
them. 1 hey play tricks upon us. They
my camera was loaded.
li»! application» »re resorted to-
snowball our tall hats. They steal up
but cannot cure.
Uliy T«J«ds from humor» Inherited or ac-
A Poor Subject.
l^ehiud us aud placard our backs w’’h
'-Jd
l*rsi»t» “n,U these *“»• been
"I don’t believe in hypnotism," 1 am blind.” or "Wauled to buy lot)
said Mr. Smart in the presence of Mr cats. ’ We are made aware of It only
Stunner, a veritable Svengali in the by the people who pass us. stopping
rrno'ir* them, has radically
aud pointing aud sueeriug at us. How
*7 rermanently cured the worat cases, and hypnotizing business, “becausen of
¡,“dwlitbout an equal ,or •“ cutanev>us one has ever been able to hpvnotize augry we are! Aud theu we discover
peeping around the corner three or four
me.’
ansa;b«.i»0^. prUei»
“Well," oltserved the professor, small boys. They are so comical we
cuttingly, "the exception only proves burst Into a laugh; that Is. if we are
the rule. It is a scientific fact that wise, aud remember that we have been
At Carnival Tim«.
people
who have no brains cannot be l>oys ourselves some time iu the pa»t.
.qf you dislike her. why do you hypnotized.
Aud so the lucldeut passes with the
”
isit her,” *“* »«ked, after the
comment. "Boys will be boya.”
¿«iden had ex preened her opinion of
F.ae. In the Philippi.»,.
I or our part, we like small boys. We
Peace in the Philippines is bound to cau get along with their pruuks.
the absent one.
We
••Oh all the parades pass her prove prudtabletuallconcerned. Warriux »■an endure the uolse they make, muddy
conditions, whether they be in the Philip*
home ’’ »*» the satisfactory reply.
pines or in the human stomach, are equally footprints ou the carpet, pillow tights
disastrous
if your stoma, It has rebelled
iu the tnorulug when we would like to
there is one authority that will quickly
sleep, the new suits all bedraggled and
subdue it
It is Hostetter's Siomacn Bu-
muddy with holes Iu the kue*. the
| t*r», and it cures constipation, indigestion
biliousness, nervousness and dyspepsia' stubb«! toe that must be washed aud
that a private Revenue Stamp tover»
- . .inature >• on .very bos of th. renuiae , bee
done up, bedlam Iu the house iu gen­
the neck ol the bottle.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine T»biM.
eral. Why this luotalizlug upou the
remedy that
a e*M la aaa day
subject of the small boyi you ask.
II Th«v Only Knew.
Just this. We saw a small boy, as we
"“ggs—Boston women who ride were passing aloug the crowded street,
Apprr hsnsion.
croM-aaddle fashion are being talked stop aud caress a horse. It was not
First Old Codger — No, I haven’t about all over the country.
a royally bred, high toned beauty, but
hrt-n at the club today.
Daggs—Yes; 1 11 bet if the Puritans
Second Old Codger — So they told had foreseen it they wouldn't have an ordinary work horse, staudlug wear­
ily by the sidewalk waiting for "Get up
nle 1 was afraid something might landed in Massachusetts.
here," aud perhaps the lash of the whip.
be wrong—thought you might be
The boy was eating au apple. He
married.
___________
stopped aud patted the horse. He gave
A WIRE FENCE MIRACLE.
him a part of bis apple. He caressed
his nose, placing It against bls face.
You should have seen the mutual quick
Interesting Ltstovery M Important as the
Rev. Enoch Hill, of Grand Junc­ understanding lietweeu horse aud boy.
Mead Io a Pin.
Would we trust that boy? Surely we
tion. Iowa, Indorses Dr.
The fences in the United States
would with uncounted money.
His
Williams’ Pink Pills for
eort
IBB.
The average
frank, houest face, his eyes »(leaking
county has paid $2,000,000 for its
Pale People.
sympathy and kluduees, intelligence
fences—all paid by inhabitants—you From the Erie Headlight, Grand Junction, la.
ami pent-up fun and life, were au index
and yourn eighlior.
of his character and uatural bent that
No higher praise can I k * offered nor were unmistakable. Boys, you are
Did you know this before? Such
better
references
given
concerning
an it..... ‘use sum of money seems in­
soon to tie men. Such Incident» as the
credible, yet it is the correct amount. the virtues of Dr. Williams’ I’ink above are worth your consideration.
Also it is a fact that fences cost more Pills for Pale People than the many They are Indexes of what you are and
than all other farm improvements voluntary testimonials from minis­ what you may hope to be. They have
combined! It is absolutely essential ters of the gospel which have come a reflex influence upon you, too, that
to the prese. vati n of yourprojierty from all parts of the country. One will help you in after years. The boy
and stock that you have good fences of these is from Rev. Enoch Hill, was understood by the horse; the ob­
and keep then in good order. This pastor of the M. E church of Grand serving man understood the boy as
fence question is always pressing Junction, Iowa, who says:
"I am a firm believer in the effi­ well.—Boston Traveler.
itself mam you, and the stu|>endous
aggregate cost of fence» renders the cacy of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for
COIN S QUEER HISTORY.
subject worth the most careful con­ Pale People, the remedy having been
used
in
my
family
with
highly
grati
­
How a Q tarter Cemente I Friendship
sideration.
Betwe-n Business Rivals.
Untold trouble has been experi­ fying results. For three or four years
There is a proprietor of a popular
enced for many years and the general I was a sufferer from general debility.
advance along the line of improve­ I seemed to be lacking in vitality, cafe in a downtown cross street who
ment has resulted in the widespread was tirt*d out most of the time and guards as his elilefest treasure a worn
substitution of wire fencing for the sleep gave me no rest or refreshment. and battered coin which was struck
various forms of wood fences. But I was troubled with headache much from the mint In IStH). The coin is
with the new era of wire fences the old, of the time and my illness incapaci­ only a 25-cent piece, but It Is safe to
old fact that anything is only as tated me for energetic work in my say that $25 could uot buy It, anti the
strong as its weakest part has been pastorate.
reason why is this:
"A sister-in-law living in Nebraska,
time and again conspicuously demon­
When the owner of the coin opened
strated. Wire fencing in all its var­ who had suffered very much and who | his cafe shortly after the Civil War.
had
used
Dr.
William's
Pink
Pills
ious applications to different pur­
lie chose a good location, and this fact,
poses is undoubtedly taking the lead with good results. recommended coupled with his own vigorous person­
in the construction of the world’s them to me and I decided to try ality. brought him a flourishing trade.
fences today. This is so because it is them. I had taken but two or three | His business grew so rapidly that an-
the most economical and most dur­ doses of the pills when 1 found that o.her cafe was opened by a rival di­
able, even in its earlier and cruder they were helping me, and further rectly across tlie street. The newcom­
use of the remedy brought such relief
I forms.
er announced that he was after a part
The great drawback to all iron that I am glad to offer this public of the trade In the neighborhood, and
recommendation
of
Dr.
William's
fencing has been the difficulty of se­
1 that, what was more, he was going
curely fastening the joints (wire to Pink Pills for Pale People in the to get It. His attitude was distinctly
wire) so that thev will not slip. interest of suffering humanity.
“My wife was troubled much as I defiant, and the customers of the es­
These joints have always slip|a*d.
was
and the pills also proved of great tablished enfe wnggisl their heads sol­
They constitute the one weak i>oint.
emnly and said that trouble was brew-
benefit
in her case.
If they liecome loose the whole fence
j lug.
I
have
recommended
the
pills
to
loon goes.
That has l»een every­
On the day that the new cafe was
one's experience and is the base of all many whom I have met in my work opened a crowd of Idlers tilled the place
and
am
always
pleased
to
indorse
the
trouble with wire fencing.
and waited for something to happen.
Recently a genius solved the prob­ medicine, the excellence of which They were not disappointed, for In the
has
been
established
within
my
own
lem by inventing a clamp which
middle of the morning In strolled the
binds the wire and bend» and "an­ observation. ”
restaurateur from across the street,
Signed
REV.
ENOCH
HILL.
chors” a joint into perfect security.
At all druggists or direct from Dr. and. throwing a shining quarter on the
The thing is so simple that people
Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, bar, he nske 1 his rival to have some­
wonder why someone did not think of
N.
Y.,
on
receipt of price,50 cents per thing to drink. So the men drank,
it before. But the important point is
while the crowd gaped and wondered
box;
six
boxes,
$2.50.
that the clamp does its wonderful
who would strike the flrst blow. But
work unerringly, and from now on all
no blows were struck. On the con­
Extent of Swrdiih Agriculture.
wire fences can be made tenfold more
Sweden cultivated only 1,350,000 trary. during the afternoon the owner
durable. Of course the big parent
of the new cafe took the same coin
company that secured the patent for acres of land in 1812. Now she has which liis rival had used In the morn­
this wonderful "anchor clamp" is 12,500,000 acres under plow and grows ing. and. walking across the street,
having a phenomenal success. "An­ 105,000,000 bushels of grain a year.
treated In turn.
chor” fences are multiplying like hot
The operation was repeated the next
YOU KNOW WHAT l'Otl ARE TAKING
cakes everywhere, for the discovery of Whenvou
take Grove'» Tasteless Chill Tonic, day. nnd every day for thirty years.
the “anchor clamp" in wire work is because the formula -■ plainly printed on every Meantime the piece of money grew
showing that it is simply Iron and Qui­
comparable to the deed of the man bottle
nine in a tasteless form. No Cure. Ne Fay. 50c. worn nnd oil. nnd the two men grew
who invented the head to the ordinary
worn anil old, too. At last the pro­
pin of commerce, and an old-fash­
A Cheap Shave.
prietor of the newer cafe died, and the
ioned wire fence can l>e qpnverted
There are places on the Bowery in other man was the chief mourner at
into an “anchor” fence if you have
New
York where a man can get a his funeral, nnd when It was nil over
•onie of the little "anchor clamps"
he ¡mt the battered quarter In a safe
and a pair of pinchers. The Portland shave for 3 cents. For 2 cents more place and vowed never to part with It
Anchor Fence Company, which has he can have his face washed with bay this side of the line separating him
its hindquarters at 742 Nicolai street, rum.
from one who hnd lieen Isith his rival
Portland, Or., controls the sale of
Poco, Premo, Korona, Graphic, Cy­ and liis friend.—New York Mail nnd
“anchor" fences in the Northwest,
•nd they send very interesting clone, Vive, Hawkeye, Al-Vista cameras Express.
pamphlets and pictures, telling all and Eastman kodaks in stock. Send
The Toad in the Rock.
»lout fences, free of cost, to anyone for special catalog of any of them.
Of late days 1 have noted, says a re­
Kirk,
Geary
A
Co.,
330
Sutter
St
.,
S
F.
who sends them his address.
cent writer, a considerable number of
reputed cases of the occurrence of
Roadsters for Governor Barnes.
Seeking Hit Fortune.
lhe frogs and toads In what were al­
The school teachers of Oklahoma leged to !>e solid rocks. Tills In. of
“Young man, why do you stand on
the bridge every day with that life have given Governor Barnes of that course, nn old, old story that appears
territory a pair of driving horses as a to |H»ssess perennial powers (like the
preserver on?”
“S-s-sh, don’t give me away. Ono recognition of his work for the public toad! of revlvlflcntlon. I hnd thought
that Denn Buckland (father of the
of these heiresses may fall overboard.” schools of that territory.
genial Frnnki had exploded the toad
In the rock myth once for all. The
I lean Inclosed toads and frogs In cells
cut in blocks of stone, and burled them
three feet deep In Ids garden. Here
the conditions were even lens rigorous
than those under which the amphibians
are reported to survive for ages in the
"solid rock.” Dean Buckland's toads
were nearly all dead by the end of the
Spray», washes, powder», »alves, medicated ¡7
first year of entombment and none sur­
tobacco and cigarettes, however long and persistently V.
vived the second year.
°»ed. do not cure Catarrh. They relieve temporarily ' . w,
th' inflammation in the throat and nose, and enable Ji
A Polish Wedding.
you to breathe more easily and freely, but the con- V\
A curious marriage was recently cele­
tmual rush of impure blood to these parts keeps up .
brated st Grocholetx, In Poland, where
the irritation ana ultimately produces ulceration of I
a peasant at the age of 88 led to the
„ • an is. when the breath becomes exceeding’, v 1
offensive and the soft bones of the nose are frequently N
altar a maiden of 18 summers. Among
destroyed. The catarrhal inflammation extends over »
the 2"" guests Invited to the wedding
the entire surface of the mucous membrane, or inner skin ; the stomach, kidneys
•nd lungs are often involved ; the whole system soon becomes affected by the rapid were eleven sons of the bridegroom by
•bsorption of poisonous matter into the blood, and the disease that you had hoped former marriages, the eldest being ••)
years old and the youngest 41. There
to cure with simple local remedies, assumes a dangerous form.
I had Catarrh ao bad wan entirely were also sixty three grandchildren,
• A 2?^ c»tarrh about IS years, and
deaf in one ear. and all the inside thirty nine great grandchildren, twen
tried during the time everythin* I could
of my noae and part of the bone ty one children of the fourth generation
of* but nothin* did me any good.
aloughed off. The physician. gar.
la»t I came to the eoncluelon that
me np aa incurable. I determined to and four of the fifth.
. ril mn»t be a blood dleeasa. and
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
HIGH PRAISE.
CATARRH
A Constitutional Affection.
“•elded to give 8. 8. 8. a trial. I could
?*?• little Improvement from the flr.t
eottla. and continued it throe or four
“cntha, or until X was cured. Have
taken anythin* for Bin years, and
ee well a. I over waa.-H. MAT
,oiI- 1 »peer, Hlch.
try 8. 8 3., and began to improve at
once. It eeem* d to ret at the neat of
the diaeaae. and after a few
treatment I wan entirely cured, and
for more than aeven
“
no .i»n of the diaeaae MRS JOSE­
PHINE POLHILL. Due Weet, 8. C.
When • servant girl leaves, the
woman of Fbe house always says. In
,
Me saM It «aa the
easiest place she ever had; still, she
wouldn't stay."_____________
A man never baa as much difficulty In
getting the girl's consent as the novels
I la in, and is never as happy after
marriage as tld novels picture.
Catarrh ia a constitutional disease —a blood dieease which ia
tnhented. and only a blood medicine, such a» S. S. S. can remote the her. ..Ury
destroy the poison» that have been accumulating in the system fry ears
$7b»P». and restore the blood to a healthy and pure condition The ir.IGmeU
Jben'.branes and diseased glands are healed by the nch. pure blood which M carn-T
‘“‘hem and the offensive discharges from the nose, and tbe temble lya-lacbe a_.d
■*®r»lgic pom» cease Chronic cases of the most desperate charaUr an-1 apparent-
Many a mar. S *
I long
'
have been cured completely and permanently by
„ ... TOU stream simply for the privilege of tluav
. . * nte our physicians fully about your case and they will < heerfuL v aw .
their advfciw, UUig« 8*th>ng whatever for thisjn >e L - « Lrei u* ; lug Itack.
•
THE »Win SPECIFIC CO., ATLAMTA, 6A.
They Agrted.
The Change of
Life
‘ Mr. Carnegie is the greatest am
ti st M-nsible philanthropist *8 worl< |
ever knew."
”1 agree with yon sir. and now may
I ask your buainese?”
“I am a bookseller. And you?”
"1 am a maker of hardwovai book I
shelving."
la the most important period In a wo­
man's existence. Owing to modern
methods of liviug, not one woman in
a thousand approaches this perfectly
natural change without experiencing
a train of very annoying and some­
times painful symptoms.
Those dreadful hot flashes, sending
Inneitiury Prtlimmari««.
the blood surging to the heart until it
“
I
can't
understand all this prelim- j
seems ready to ourst, and the faint
feeling that follows, sometimes with inary talk about that duel these,
chills, as if the heart were goiug to Frenchmen are going to tight,” said I
stop for good, are symptoms of a dan­ the eminent pugilist.
His entourage begged him to am­
plify his views.
"Well, as I understand it, the event
isn't to la* pulhxi off under the
auspices of any athletic club, and
there is to be no gate money to
divide. ’’
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JUST ISSUED.
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«111 mail one or both, a» desired, free of all
•barge.
To shake off trouble we must set
about doing good to sonielaaiy.
Put
on your hat, and go to visit the pair;
inquire into their wants and adminis­
ter unto them. I have often tritai
this, and found it to la* the la-at med­
icine for a heavy heart.—A. J. Sym­
ington.
gerous, nervous trouble. Those hot
flashes are just so many calls from
nsture for help. The nerves are cry­
ing out for assistance. The cry should
be heeded in time. Lydia E. Pink­
ham's Vegetable Compound was pre­
pared to meet the needs of woman s
system at this trying perkxi of her life.
It builds up the weakened nervous
system, and enables a woman to pass
that grand change triumphantly.
“ I was a very sick woman, caused
by Change of Life. I suffered with hot
flushes, and fainting spells. 1 was
afraid to go on the street, my head and
back troubled me so. I was entirely
cured by Lydia E Pinkham s Vegeta­
ble Compound.” M rs . J knnik N obl *,
6010 Keyser St., Germantown, Pa.
Th« Retort Court«ou>.
"No, I have nothing for you," said
the housekeeper, sternly
"And
don’t you come here after dinner
• again.”
“Beg pardon, lady.” replied Hun­
gry Hawkes, “but 1 didn't suppose
you'd have dinner over da- early in de
day. You ain’t very stylish, are
yer?’
Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co.,
First aud Ta,lor »u.
CATALOfH'K FRKE
J. A. FREEMAN, Gen’l Agt.
Do Good to Somebody
MSOff. Watortf.. Part land, Oaa.
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COMPANY.
Chamber of Commerce,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Secures patents for invennans
in the I nlled States and foreign
countriee Also negotiates mar
keta and defends patent lnven>
lions.
No better terms or facilltlea
than we offer obtainable any­
where
Payment of our feee
may be deferred till ¡»atent io
allowed.
rite for pamphlet.
The Perfection of Wall Plaster, is a sure preventative
against damp walls.
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LAND PLASTER
By using It you can increa>e ths yield of both
Grain and Grasa.
THE ADAMANT OO.9
Agents wanted in every lown.
Willi*'» Miupprchtnsion.
Willie Boerum (entertaining liis
. sister’s caller)—Do you like baseball
very much, Mr. Jamaica?
Mr. Jamaica—I never played ball
very much, Willie. I enjoy golf—
Willie Boerum (dis.<p|H>int<*dly)—
; Why, 1 hear pa tell Susan you was a
I great catch.
Portland. Oro^peee.
Foot ol 14th Street.
OO1IQQPAM
r HvOOkAIll
a
ar 11 | CO
LI w TC» u 4 I I* "• t ■»
Kills Lire on I’oultry. T<m
paint the parche», the
fumee hill the lire.
lien«
cannot feed lice and fre^
yoo. Price. AOr and •l .OOa can. Hold by dealer».
PRUSSIAN MF-MIDT CO . R» Paul. Minn
Gentlenisn I am a breeder of Orsi risse Sil La«w Wyandot tee.
1 won area of y our PR U»Sl A N LIQUID LIU« KILl.hK as • special
premium at the St l'aul Poultry Show of 1*». and And IS is ail
rtffht There are several here lhat want a reliable lice killer. aM
righi
WM M swa G g RRT Waysata Mina.
a LONR of Adel. Mo says the PRUMlAN LlCB KlLLKB
Ihtnir for lice on hog« ami is worth fi’f times Its ooeh
,1. Bowen, Coa«! Agent. Portland, Ore.
Front and Taylor Nte.. Portland, Oregon.
tier Strong Hold.
Wife (testily)—Don’t interrupt me.
No Room for Doubt.
I leave out half my words when I’m
“Y’oti speak with great positiveness writing.
about the sincerity of your friend's
Husband—But you don't when
religion. ”
you're talking, do you?
‘‘There can lie no doubt whatever of
Boiti'a school.
its sincerity,” was the answer. '
Menlo Perk, Sen Mateo County, Cal , with
"Why, sir, that linin would rather go its At bi'sutliwi,
«urroiindiii«», perfect ollraete,
to church on Sunday than play golf.’’ rsrelui Mipervlaion, thorough Instruction,
M entì « n this P aprr .
Walhln. Plow..
Gan. Plow.
Dowa.lac Brain Orlila,
Mountain Hr oho.
Ha> Praaaaa,
Road Barta.
Food Cuitara,
Sommar F allow Vloadara, ata., ata.
i complete laooreiorleo. and »> ninaaiuni. easily
ms iiteins it» poeltion In tli front ranks of
school i for boys ou the PacUle Coast. Ira G.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Haiti, Pb l> , Principal.
lnijrgiits refund the mi ne/ if it falls to cur»,
i. w. Grove'« siKusture lion each box 3.<c
TO CVRK A COLD IN ON* DAM
Improving Grant's Tomb
The grounds around Grant's tomb'
at Riverside are to be beautiiied. The'
trees will lie planted, the steel em­
bankment terraced and asphalt walks
laid.
Learn to take pictures. The “A. B.
C. of Photography” tells you how to
do it. The best book on photography |
ever written. Your dealer can get it
for you. Camera Craft, 330 Sutter
street, San Farncico, Cal.
Th« Remedy.
Stern Professor (to nervous stu­
dent in homeopathy)—On the prin­
ciple, then, of like cures like, what
would you order in a case of delirium
tremens?
“Wouldn't some form of sniikeroot
till the bill?"
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth­
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for tlieir
children during ibe teething period.
In Smokiest Chicago.
"The bridegroom was late in com­
ing to the wedding, wasn’t he?”
"Yes; he hnd allowed only an hour
for getting his hands thoroughly
clean.”
Piso's (’lire cannot be too highly spoken
of ur a cough cure
.1. W. O'B hikn , 322
Third Ave., N , Miniieapolii, Minn., Jan.
0, 19U0.
Cuckoo ESP
Willis' hail Is'cn told that when a
hen was heard cackling around it ia a
pretty sure sign she has laid an egg.
One day he ran to his mother in an
excited manner and exclaimed:
"Oh, inaiiima, I just heard the
cuckoo in the clock make a noise.
I’ll godown and sec if she's laid mi
egg”
S,
lii:
.
.-i:.,
»Joo 1) koi » s
I AVcgetabJePrepamlionforAs­
simila I inf? the Food and Retfula-1
Unß the Stomachs and Bowels of |
BENEOiA AGRICOLI ER AL WORKS,
Born Lucky.
Blinks— Lucky man, that fvlkw
A F«rry Till.
Jolies.
Winks—I don't see how you make
On the boat between Locust Fuint
it
uni Fells Point he found a large roll
Blinks—Why, he took out a life in­ 3( hills.
surance (Ktlicy for $5,(MX) and died six
"Ah!” he smiled, "my good ferry
days before the company failed.
has arrived at last !'*
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
THE ORIGINAL
X
i;
Las.tlv. Hrorno-qulutiu' Tablets cur. a cold in
quo day. No cure, No Pay. Price 26 rente
Genuine
Carter's
Th. Boat «•reacrlptlon for Malarta
Chllla aud Kevnr l»a bottl.of (4rose's Taateleaa
Chill Tonic. It is simply Iron and qtilnln. In
a Vaateles. form. No Cure, No Pay. l'rtr. 30<
Must Bear Signatura of
WEToWEATHER WISDOM]
Stapa tha Cauph and
V/arha Off tha Oatd.
A Ktrson for Everything.
Alice—Did you notice that Mr.
Skynllint only put a nickel in tho
contribution I h > x ?
Gladya— Yes, the Lord love» a
cheerful giver, so Skynllint is afraid
to toss off n w hole dollar.
Little Liver Pills.
1IKVK, IX. < ALIFORMA.
Inhuman Torture.
"Miss Vinagaree, they don’t haze
the freshien at Vassar college, do
they?”
"‘Don't they, though? They made
me buy pound after pound of almond
buttercups and stand and watch them
while they ate them.”
OILED
CLOTHING
BLACK OR YCLLOW
WILL KEEP YOU DRY
NOTHING EL5E Will
SHOWING
TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE»
CATALOG 5 FREE
CATALO6UE5
FEEE
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LL LINE OF 4ARMENT5 AN»
MATS.'
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TAPE
WORMS
••A lap» worm elgliteau feet long al
l«iiMl rame on the acene after my taking two
CASCARKTS Tbla I am anta baa «anted cuy
bad health for the naal three year« I am allll
taking Caacureia. the only cathartic worthy of
notice by aenaible people
Glu W BoWf aa. Ualid. Miao
See Fec~Simile Wrapper Belew.
P1TQ Psrmansutiy (’ured. No fits or »•rvousnosf
■ IIO after Arni -fay's utruf D f K lisa'a Great Nerv«
Rastorwr Band for FK RK R J M trial indtlaand trawl
iaa. Da. R. H K Lias. Liti »31 A ruh Mt.. Philadelphia. Pa,
IEAOACIE.
J CARTELS roa
FM DIHINUS.
FDR IIUOUSRItS.
FOR TQRPIB LIVER.
FOR CONRTIPATIOR.
FOR SALLOW SKIR.
FOR TMECOMPLEXIOR
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
CANDY
CATHARTIC
Accommodation«.
"Did you hear altout their preach­
ing nerinona on Sunday trains?’
"Yen, but how would they go als>ut
it ’' ’
"First collect all the pansenger. in
the nltM’iM'in, of course.”
ffraTxoFOHio. citv or toi . idu , (
l.c-'an covntv .
I
Fassa J. I HSSSV make o*<b ihat ha la th.
armor par-.r ol the linn ol F J < uanav A < <>,
doth» bust,o-ss In the cite of Toledo, County
and Htate aforesaid and that eaid nrm win par
lhe sum ei ON K Iff1 N l-ICKIt pol I a KM for es. h
and every case of Ca(arrh that cannot b>- cured
by tbe use ol H all ' s ’ sus«- C- ««
PRANK J -HENRY
Hworii to Irefore me and subscribed in my
presence, tbis »th da) of l-eremher, A. P. I-Vw.
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A W - LKA80N,
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Notarv
PvhUe.
Hall's Caiarrh < Hr. Is taken Internally and acta
directly on -he blood and into ous surfaree of
th. system, send for testimoníela, free.
F. J < Il KNEY A - O., Toledo, O.
Hold by druagiata, 76c.
Ball's Family Pilis ar. th. beak
THE MoOORMIOK
Roller Bearing Header
Io the best In th« world.
has been tested In .11 harvest fields. In
It----------------------------------------
eaite of linixlling. «teering, otrength. and light-
nr«M of draft, ft I n without a peer. It runs
light, in fa< t run« lighter with four horaeathan
any other header with ala.
Spotted.
First Shirt Waist Man — There
goes Mr. Schermerhorn in a new
shirt waist.
Second Shirt Waist Man—That’s
no new shirt waist.
That’« one of
« all <»n the nearest MrCortnlek Agent, or
his last year’s shirt waists; see how BfldreM
largo the sleeve, are?
Ae He BOYLAN, Gen9! Agent,
PC UT LA MO. ORiOCH.
Only »afe Mr<ll«*in« fur < hlldren.
I NUN i s A mu . i > ki n
The tender little ln*l«!e< of children ar» ruin­
ed by violent purge« pillw nr litpildw
<*a«rar*
eta are plea r nt.harmlewii, »■ff <’ti\e
Drugglotv,
I Or. X'xr, tor.
Promotes Di^cstionChrerfuk
ness and Resi Contains nriihw
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral
N ot N ahcotic .
It has no squ.l la
STRSHOTH,
ADJUSTABILITY.
ABD SIMPLICITY.
Hotel Flavel
Open« for «eaa«m June 23, 1901.
Cal. J K Harvey, Manager
An Unjust Epithet.
Hungry Higgins — Wot do you
think? A woman called me a ani­
mated scarecrow this inornin'.
Weary Watkins—I’ve knowe-l you
since the early NO* but I never seen
no animation about you yet.
Springtime Resolutions
th V
Far Susite Signature of
NEW YORK______
Alia
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I SIS
tXACT coer tx wwAooca
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Keeley Cure
Vure relief Dom liauor, opium an-1 tobacco
habit’. Hen-1 f«»r particular« to
Aperteci Rs'rnedy Forronshpa
lion. Sour Stornarli. Diarrhoea
Worms.« onvulwns.Feverish­
ness and L oh8 OF SLEEP
K n M latthit«.
.....
JOHN POOLB, Portland, Oregon,
Thirty Years
CÄSTORIÄ
▼w« •carrav«
*••• crw.
TH1 ••MONTKRKY” OF OR1GON.
Moat beautifal and perfectly equipped < ub -
mer re«, rt.
Every convanlence and comfort.
Free bua from hotel to turf. Battling, rtthlng,
dancing, bowling
A aplendid hotel with
lovely «urr<»und ng«. Under new management
thi« year For rat ■ and reservation« a<!dre«a
HOTEL FLAVEL. FloooL Of.
foolot MorrUon Hl reel.
Can give you
B-lggie., flows.
Win -mill, and
Machinery. Nee
tbe l«at bargain, in
Boiler, and Engine.,
Pump« an I General
ua before buying.
Or J. L. MITCHFLL.
Ill tdarauam BldM.
Partland. Ora.
A|ia8a8r A IS beat tirso to enro c.t.rrb,
\ II MML
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Ou mW tn
r* ri;. ■:.*;‘7»r‘- ”
I W. H. SMITH I CO., Buffalo, N. Y.
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8. r. 8. 8.
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HEN writing to o4v.rtl.orw pl..a.
m.atl.a th I. paper.
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