The Eugene weekly guard., June 29, 1901, Image 9

Catarrh
Th« Only W«y.
X********>>>*•»>>>♦»»»♦♦♦•
An Illinois attorney argutnl to the
GOOD
Î
court, one after another, a series of J
.
-«»ttmt“’“1 <ii»ea*e.
** ^n.l«» 1» • *ro'ulou* «*<••<•<» “t very weak point«, none of which
seemed to the court to have any ment,
”
*nd depend» <» that condition.
* 1,11,1
..
bead*, he and dlxzlnes*. until the court finally said
V
"Mr ——. do you think there i* ^~tttnt..............
«
taste, smell *nd hearing, at-
.‘^1 urgaiis.
disturb*
lb* »tomach. anything in these points’ "
-Jul*/
‘¿ik'aily
and permanently
and permanently
..WelI Judge
11 “a. tbe Mood-purifying, alterative
Henry L. Clapp, in a company of
much
in any one of them alone, but good fellows, ouee said of a well known
^.nlc *«io» o'
i tiidn t know but your honor would editor who was constantly Impressing
/food's Sarsaparilla kind of bunch them.”
people with his own Importance: "Yea.
1 .real medicine has wrought the moat
be is a self made man. and he worships
H“’ «"* ,,.„.* f «>' disrase* depetidtng
King Henry', Debt*.
"i^L oMbe .. rofulou. habit. _______
his creator "
Duke Henry—My dear, why are all
1 hackeray. anxious to enter Parlla
. F ill * v. M» *-• > «Urer“«-
of those royal carriage* standing out
uietit, stood for Oxford, thinking he
in front of the palace?
Queen Wilhelmina—1 wonder that might win the seat from l.ord Mouck.
In Their Dream*.
you
ask They are standing there to who then represented it. Meetlug bi*
eV» I declined an offer of $.>.100
prevent
the wretched collection opponent in the street one day. be
’kto pby the Ic.lim eueuit.
agency
from
stopping it* dead wagon shook hands with him, had a little talk
Vaudeville Boob«'«»»*
over the situation, and took leave of
ui
front
of
the
door. That's why.
oHnh' I
‘•t’’’“"’ en‘ 1,11,1
him with the quotation: "May the Ixret
L
1 »Iwsys accept," commented
Ik* Nsw Bicycle,
man win." "1 hope not," aald l.ord
K Seltzer W ater Comedian.
Bicvcla manufacturare slate that the bi­ Monck. very cordially, with a kind
cycle for this year will b« practically the little bow.
». m th» O omr N attd
same motile a* Isa»«, *s improvement seems
In a little Western town the other
to be impossible Precisely the same i*
. BroiixeQuinln* Tablet* eur« a cold in true of Hostetter'* Stomach Hitter*.
It day the most popular citizen soundly
Coeure. No F*>
Frice 26 ceni».
represents the limit* ot sience and it i* ini whipped a tough character, and to vln
possible to make a better medicine for the
By th« Wrong Process.
stomach, liver, kidnev* and blood Try i dieate the majesty of the law the of­
dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation, fender was brought up for trial. The
Tll* teacher was trying to explain for
itatutency,or sour stomach and you will be jury were out almut two minutes.
k «he little girl what faith is.
cunvincad. Never take a substitute.
"Well." said the Judge, "w hat have the
r\-Oa when your father plants Ins
Jury to say?" "May It please the court."
A Time for Everything.
».¿r *red* in the spring, how does
k,. know they'll come up?”
"I have made all the arrangements respond«*! the foreman, "we. the Jury,
’ .'Cause our neighliors has got for your divorce,” said the lawyer. find that the prisoner Is not guilty of
bittin' with Intent to kill, but simply to
Licken*, ma’am,” said the little one. "Shall I secure it at once?"
"No," repiled the ^sensational act­ paralyze; and he done It.” 'The verdict
Send 15 cents in stamps for a sam- ress,"after some reflection. "Not yet. was received with applause and the
prisoner re«'eived an ovation.
Lle utcopv of Camera Craft and a My press jigent is on his vacation.”
Lgethreecolor picture of"Wawona. '
Reuator Veat of Missouri tells of n
muss UK'etlng once when a certain res
The I*’« photographic magazine pub-
Lhed 330 Sutter St., San Francisco.
olutlon was discussed for several
hours. Finally one of the delegates be­
Jimri J. Hili'* Early Day*.
gan a speech which wandered all over
Janie» J. Hill, the railway magnate, ALARMING SYMPTOMS DESCRIBED creation. Some one Interrupted him
with the remark that he ought to eon-
nail one time a Mississippi river
IN A SWORN STATEMENT.
tine his remarks to the resolution.
granilioat "runner,” and as such was
"Yes.” said Judge Phillips, who was
Jell known in the early development
Milwaukee. He was then account- I Mrs. W. T. Clark, of Kinue, N. Y. Tells presiding, "the gentleman liiast speak
Why She is Now Recommending a
to the resolution." “Let us have the
u‘one of the beet "drummers" of bus-
Wellknown Remedy to
resolution read.” suggest«*! some one
bess for river boats.
Her Friends.
In the meeting. Judge I'liilllps stoop«*l
/
L,n o» O hio . C itt or rot.xoo,»
Indigestion and stomach trouble down and whispered to the absent­
r
L it »» C ovnty .
1
minded a«*retary. “Read the resolu­
riASX ' ( HKsxv makes oath that he is the have many results that are not always
Lamr uarter ol the firm ot F. J. ( hknkt A Co., readily traced to their real cause. tion.” he said. “H'm?" queried the sec­
fci0*bu»ine*» in the Citv of Toledo, County
retary. waking up; “what resolution?"
Kd’’»:«a,or*»» d. and that aald firm will pay Sometimes the kidneys are apparently
K“,umol ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each affected but more often an irregulari­ "The one we have been discussing for
[idirerr i »»* of Catarrh that cannot be cured
ty of the heart’s action produces a far several hours.” replied Judge Phillips.
Clhe use of Hal i s CarafreH Cvxx.
F
FRANK J. CHENEY
more alarming symptom. The cause The resolution was hunted for high and
I (worn to before me and aub*fribed in my
is easily explained ami is removed low, but could not lie found. (In the
Learner ihi>*thda> of December, A. D. lWki
when the stomach trouble is cured. swretary's desk there was a bit of
p-.
A. W. GLEASON,
11111 J
Holary Public A case in point is that of Mrs. W. T. paper which looked as If It had b«*>n
trricaiarrh Cure 1* taken Internally and act*
Clark, of 318 West Thomas street, nibbled by a mouse. It was all that re
Erectly on th’ blood and mucous surface* of
Rome, N. Y. She says:
mainetl of the resolution. The absent
Eumtem Send for testimonial*, free.
r '
F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, O.
“To begin with, I had gastritis, ni|n<l(sl secretary had eaten the rest.
fold by druggists. 7ac.
which brought on sinking spells for
Ball * Family Fill* are tbe beak
During one of his expeditions in the
about an hour every morning. I was Philippines, the late Gen. l.awtou came
Systematic Economy.
very weak and nervous and finally was across the trail of a party of Filipinos,
My which he followed for several days with
"The idea of your telling me I'm compelled to take to my bed.
ktravagant!” protested Mr Cliug- illness began in the spring of 1897, a small I km I. v of troops. One day he and
later, "when I have saved up $500 in and continued for aliout four months. Ills staff reached tbe top of a small eml
be last 10 years on one item alone, For about half this time I was con­ nence and saw a river stretching lie-
fined to my I hm I.
I suffered greatly low them but a short distance ahead.
k a little self denial!”
['"What item was that?” demanded from the stomach trouble and ner­ Turning to one of bls aids, the General
vousness, but what alarme«l me most said: "Lieutenant, ride ahead and see
Irs. Chugwater.
["Cutting down my life insurance was the sinking feeling at the heart. If that river Is fordable.” The I.leuten
"I had read about Dr. Williams’
rum |-i 000 to $1,000.”
aoon en
Pink Pills for Pale People and when ant put spurs to his horse, and
tered the river. A few feet from shore
some
of
my
friends
recommended
the
TO Cl'RE A COLD IN ON It DAY
lTO*Lu*tive Bromo Quinine Tablet*. All pills very highly,
1 decide«l to give the bottom shelved off suddenly and
sriinuu ref'J'1 J the money If It falls to cure
them
a
trial.
I
bought
one box and tbe horse was soon floundering In deep
L w. (iron'» »¡«nature i*ou each box. 2.’c
by the time this was used up the sink­ water. The Lieutenant dlaengaged
A Warning.
ing spells had ceased.
I felt better himself and swam to the shore, which
the horse also reached In n short time
“You liiul lietter not go Uniting but continued taking the pills until I After a brief chase, to the amusement
had
used
12
boxes.
1
still
keep
the
rith «ister, ” said Tommy to his sis-
pills in the house for I believe that of the General and the staff, the horse
rr's beau.
they
are a splendid medicine.
I was recaptured, and. mounting him.
I "Why not. Tommy?”
the Lieutenant rod«* back. His khaki
"'Cause I heard her say she intend- always recommend Dr. Williams’ uniform was soaked and bedraggled
Pink
Pills
to
my
friends
who
are
ail
­
H to throw you overboanl soon. ”
ing for I know that they will do all and the water spurt«*] from the tops
of his military boots at every Jump of
that is claimed for them."
Holtt’s School.
Ills horse. Biding up to the General,
¡At Met Io Park, San »Mateo County, Cal., with
Signed,
MRS. W. T. CLARK.
lie gravely saluted, and said: "I have
■ betiitiiHl, aurroiindingA, perfect climate,
Subscribed
and
sworn
to
before
me
brrfui supers s on, thoiough instruction,
the honor to report, sir, that the river la
bmplete laboratories, and gymnasium, eaailj this 9th day of April, 1900.
ki ntatns its position in the front ranks of
not fordable.” Lawton looked nt him
Benj. S. Brown,
Inools for boys on the Pacific Coast. Ira G.
Seal.
Notary Public. a moment, trying to malntnln the dig
laltt, Ph D., Principal.
No discovery of modern times has nlty of his position, but th«* situation
proved such a blessing to women as was too ludicrous for him He burst
A Philnthropiit.
into a hearty laugh in which th«1 staff
She (haughtily)—I happen to know Dr. Williams’Pink Fills for Pale Peo­ joined at the expense of the young
ple.
Acting
directly
on
the
bloixl
hat you have already proposed to two
and nerves, invigorating the body, lieutenant, who, however, tells
ther girls this year.
He—Yes, dear; but I assure you it regulatng the functions, they restore story on himself.
the strength and health in the ex­
l*s only out of compassion.
Pope's Wardrobe.
hausted patient when every effort of
A large staff of women la employed
the
physician
proves
unavailing.
Self-Evident.
These pills are sold in boxes at 50 at the Vatican for the sole purpose of
Teacher—Johnny, what do we cents a box or six boxes for $2.50. and keeping the Dope's wardrobe in |terf«*ct
feat he?
may be had at all druggists, or direct condition. No spot or stain may dis­
Johnny—Air.
by mail from Dr. Williams Medicine figure the garments worn by bis Holi­
Teacher—That's right. Now. Toni- Co,. Schenectady, N. Y’.
ness. and. as he always api»ears in
ly, of what is air composed?
white, even a few hours' wear deprives
Tommy—Breath.
A Problem Solved
the robes of their freshness. It is con
George—Why do women talk so sldered that no man's hand Is dainty
European Match Companies.
enough for their care, so in this one
much?
An Austrian firm uses 10 tons of
Fanny—So the men can’t.
They respect women are perndtte«! to serve
posphorus a year and turns out 25.- think the lesser of the two evils the the Pontiff Only the most delicate
10.000,000,000 matches.
Another
materials are use,!, moire silk being the
better.
Htcli company, an English one, uses
summer fabric and a specially woven
The Beat Preacrlptloo for Malaria
N.000 pounds of sulphur, 700 000
flue cloth the winter one.
Fever Isa bottle of Grove’. Taateleu
Ft of choice white pine timber, and Chtllasnd
Cbill Tonic. It is «imply Iron and quinine In
AO tons of strawlxvard for its boxes a tastele** form. No cure. No Pay. Price Oc
A Hebrides Island for Hale.
► the same time.
It la annouuced that the Duke of Ar
Aft«r Seeing the Library.
gy 11 Intends to sell Tlree. the most fer­
Big Ettatci Doubled.
"Gran’pa, please draw me a naked tile island of the Argyleshire Hebrides.
, It is declared by Wall street men boy—’thout a stitch o’ clothes—not It Is some twelve miles long aud four
l*t the estates of Commodore Van- even shoes.”
mile* broad. By reason of Its flatueas,
“Why, Tommy, that wouldn t be Tlree Is prettily described In an ancient
Fjilt and Jay Gould havealioutdou-
M in the hands of the late owners. proper.”
Celtic legend as "the kingdom whose
"Yes. it would, gran pa. I want tc summits are lower than the waves.”
Ysnderbilt properties were worth
tr [J? ,M*1 and the Gould interests put wings on him—an’ make him an Around the eoast there are some forty
hOOO.OOO.
rulne«l watch towers of unknown bls
angel.”
tory anti several "«landing atones.”
The Duke's factor's house was ere«-t«w|
In the middle of the eighteenth century
on the site of the venerable ruin of a
turrete«! castle.-Ixindon Chronicle.
i Short Storie^ j
SINKINC SPELLS
Kheumallsm
^Kheuinatism is due to an excess of acid in the
U he«x this escapes through the pores of the
’o. as it o: ten doe«, it produces some form of skin
¡option — some itching disease like Eczema or
"«w —but when these little tubes or sweat glands
” suddenly closed by exposure to cold and sudden
P“Ung of the body, then the poisons thrown off by >.«•
F* blood, finding no outlet, settle in membranes,
.
J®»cl»s, tissues and nerves. These parts become greatly inflamed, feverish and
: dzgger-'.ike, maddening pains follow in quick succession, tbe muscles become
f^a-ly tender, the nerves break down and the sufferer is soon reduced to a state
' i>« pies<ness and misery. This acid poison penetrates the joints and seems to
FT out the natural oils, and the legs, arms and fingers become so stiff and sore
r”5Tiry movement is attended with excruciating pains.
Liniments, plasters, electricity and baths, while their use may give temporajT
cannot be called cures, for the disease returns with every change of the weather.
S. S. S. cure* Rheumatism by
working a complete change tn
*
V**rs ago I had a savers attack of
the blood ; the acida are neutral­
wfc,cl> l«ft ms aliaoat a physical
Li *• /O add to my wrstchsd oondlttoa, •
ized, the circulation purified and
I t . m I ii L™
Ah«umatiam developed.
I
the rich, healthy blood that is
physician» ia our city, but sone
carried to tbe irritated, aching
iae-l .*1 .s'11“ do “•
permanent good. I
muscles and joints, aoothe* and
a,-A*1 .**'• rh«umatte cures X could hear of,
heals them. S. S- S. cure* Rheu­
L I
Bo benefit. Aftor beginning B. B.
matism even when inherited or
a a-A* r* loved of the pains and have gained
I a.,. BB* strength and my general health
brought on by the excessive use
be
thaa foe years. X consider 8. B. B.
of mercurv. Opium, in tome
a« a.--*” bioed medicine in the world,
form, i* the basis of nearly all
Q Zji’j'jy rscommond it to any one aeek-
ao-called Rheumatic Cure*,
•ier from the tortures of Bhonmatiem.
which deaden the pain but do
■- Y. OBKOOBT, Ualoa, 8. C.”
not touch the disease and lead
-• *o often
*’ -• pr
->re-
t-T’J?0'1* hab,t»- Alkalie* and the potash and mineral remedie*
die tender lining of the stomach and weaken the «lig«retion. th ma
■ weak
__________
__________ blood, S. S. S con-
*•- "* •®°ther burden to the already
and impoverished
oTa any
’n v kind, but ia a *im;
»imple vegetable
vtiaeral or dangerous driig"
drug of
* - known.
• -—| L..
Send
on F neu-
I,. ’ •” ! die most perfect blood - purifier
— . f — r our txiok We
a -o, *n'l ’crite «Mir phvsician* if vou wish ant information or alvK«. _ - - would
I •'*“ to KaU you a book free ; we charge nothing whatever for mc.ical a .vice.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA.
«FRICAN HORSES ARÉ HARDY
The Duly
1‘oaa as Remarkable Kndurancw and
of _________
Mothers. I One of tb« v^
tr ,o Tr<”h
«ery first thing* that strike
Poi
What suffering frequently result«
from a mother's iguorauee; or more
frequently from a mother* neglect to
properly instruct her daughter !
Tradition says “woman must suf­
fer." aud young womeai are ao o taught
taught.
There is a little truth and a i great
gi
Ural
of exaggeration in this, If a youjg
woman suffers severely she needs treat
merit. and Iwr mother should see that
she gets it.
Many mother* hesitat» to take their
daughters to a physician for examina
tion : but no mother need hesitate to
write freely about her daughter oi
herself to Mr*. Pinkham'* Laboratory
at Lynn. Mass., and iwcur« from a
woman the most efficient advice with
out charge.
August Pfalzgraf. of South
Byron. Wia.. mother of the young lady
whose portrait we here publish, wrote
in January. 1S99. saying her daughter
had suffered for two veara with irreg
ular menstruation - had headache all
the time, and pain in her aide, feet
swelled, and was generally miserable
She received an answer promptly with
advice, and under date of March. 1899,
the mother writes again that l.vdia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cured
her daughter of all pains aud irregu­
larity
Nothing in the world equals Lydia M
Pinkham's great medicine for regu­
lating woman's peculiar monthly
troubles.
_
D«t«rminalion.
“If* the only toinie on earth,’’»aid
Mr Dolan, who was struggling with a
balky hors«', “that 1 wisht for an otty-
inobile. ”
“Would yez sell the borse?”
“No, sir. fd never give in like
that. I'd hitch the animal up in
front of th«' machine, and then I'd see
whether he'd go or not.’
Take pictures at night at you home
—print them at night—you can do it.
Aildress Kirk. Geary A Co., 330 Sut­
ter St., San Francisco, for informa­
tion. Largest photo supply house in
the W m I
For C xum .
Y’east — Do the robins come to pick
the bread crumb« from your lawn?
Crimsonbnck—They used to, but
they don't any more.
“How do you account for that?”
"My wife makes her own bread."
(O
tbe wanderer lti tbe great expauses of
ibe southern hemisphere is tbe streugtb
tud endurance of tbe borse. Though
o look at they are the sorriest scrag*
I ever .et eyes on. yet they sppear to
m * possessed of a power of getting over
le ground that Is little short of mir­
tculous and so astonishing lu iti per-
ilstence a* to seem automatic, A eery
itriking Instance came under my uo-
lice only a few days after landing in
Jape Town In 1863. I was slttlug one
Saturday afternoon on tbe stoop ot
Park's Hotel, wblcb occupied tbe cor-
>er of Adderley and Strand street*,
when a dust-covered horseman stopped
tud dismounted. His horse was taken
to tbe stables and In tbe course of con-
rersatlon in tbe bar I learned that be
»as a member of a legislative assembly
for an up-country district. There was
so railway communication with tbe in­
terior tn those days and be bad ridden
n from bl* borne at Colesberg tn less
than six days, having started tbe pre
vlous Monday.
Now Colesberg la more than MX) miles
from Cape Town aud tbe country is
very rough going, much of It being sand
and other parts very mountainous. No
English-bred borse. fed according to
English methods, could have accom­
plished such a ride as tbis. more espe­
cially when we consider tbe tempera­
ture ot tbe Cape Colony. I went to
look at the animal on wblcb tbe journey
had been performed and found tt to t>e
a little roan schlnimel barely fourteen
hands aud apparently as fresh as pslnt.
Another very remarkable ride that
cauie under my notke wrs performed
by a Boer who lived a few miles from
Graytown. In Natal. His wife wss
taken 111 and a particular medicine, not
to be obtained In Graytown, was Im­
perative. So In the early hours of the
night be started for Marltxburg, fifty-
five miles distant, through an extreme­
ly billy country and was back on his
farm In sixteen hours. The remark­
able thing In thia ride was that this
Boer weighed over seventwn atone.
In my own experience many Instauces
»f the wonderful staying powers of Af­
rican horses have occurred. To men­
tion one. In 1800. 1 bad b«>en appointed
honorable secretary of the first athletic
•ports held In tbe Urnbotl country of
Natal. They were to be held In Gray­
town on boxing day, which fell on a
Monday. All preparations, etc., were
roucluded early In December, when I
received an urgent request to go to the
Transvaal to look after a friend who
was lying very ill In bts wagon with
qo attendants but a couple of raw kaf-
ir*. I rode as bard a* I could aud
found him among the kopjes of the
Drakenabeng. between Lydenbcrg and
Wakkerstrom, very bad with fever,
which he had contracted somewhere In
the low country to the northwest I
tended him for some days until be was
dearly out of danger and then suddeuly
remembered that I had to be In Gray­
town on Mouday morning, I was then
lifting on the wagon box drinking my
morning coffee at 8 o'clock Saturday
morning. Graytown was 220 miles
»way. but I was at my post there at
10 a. tn. and In addition took a second
yrlxe both In runulng and jumping com­
petitions.—African Life.
Thia aignatur« ia on every box of the genuino
Laxative Bromo^Quinine
A CONGRESSMAN
e
Cured of Catarrh of Long Standing
A Conscientious Jury.
Judge—H'm. Your verdict »eenis
to be decidedly mixed.
Foreman of Jury—Ye*. your honor.
'» in accordance with the evidence
f
4
luckv Man.
"There'a
luck
for you."
Ex-Congressman A. T. Goodwyn,
"How's that?"
from Alabama writes the following
“Why, he’s got th«- butler sodigni*
letter:
The Perun* M.slicine Co., Columbus, tied that h«* even awes the cook into
submission. ”
Ohio:
Gentlemen—"I have now use«! two
Nifties of Penina, and am a well man JOUS' POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
today. 1 could f«*«-l the good effects
Fool ot Morrison SI tee U
of your medicine liefore I hud us<x! it
a week, after suffering with catarrh
Can give you the best bargains in
Kes|NH*tfully, A. Buggies, Flows, Boiler* and Engine*,
for over a year."
T. Goodwyn.
Windmill* an<l Pumps and Geneiai
Catarrh in it* various forms is Machinery. See us before buving.
rapidly Ixx’oming a national curse.
An undoubted remedy has been dis­
THE McCORMICK
covered by Dr. Hartman. This rem
edy has been thoroughly ^testixi dur­ Roller Bearing Header
ing the |>a*t 40 years.
Prominent Is th* beat in th* world It ti** no e*i'i*l tn
ar RC ROTH,
men have come to know of its virtues
ADJUATABILirr.
and are making public utterances on
AMD aiMPLICITY.
the subject. To save the country we
It has been t**t*d In all h«rv*.| field«, tn
must save the people. To save th«' e*ae
ot -------------w
h*ndlinit. .-----------
*w*rli>(.
atevngth, . and liuht-
_.-----------
l>eople we must protect them from ■irMOt draft. It 1« without * peer, ll run*
light,
In
fact
run*
lighter
with
lour hor*e*th*n
disease The disea.*«* t hat ia at once tin* any other header with aix.
most prevalent and stubborn of cure
is catarrh. Public men of all parties
recognise in l’eruna a national catarrh
remedy of unequalled merit.
If you do not derive prompt and
satisfactory resulta from the use of
I’eruna, write at once to Dr. Hart­
man, giving a full statement of vour
case and he will lie pleased to give
you his valuable advice gratis.
McCormick Agent, or
Address Dr. Hartman, president of I address
th<* Hartman Banitarum, Columbus, 4. H. BOYLAN, Oon'l Agoni,
PORTLAND. ORÍGCM.
Ohio.
Ki -Coni; r**. in *n A. T. Got w ya.
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
FREE TO FARMERS
th« remedy that ruree a cold io ooo day
"THE PAIR THAT I.KAD."
Our 1901 Vehicle Book
Our 1901 Implement Catalogue
JUST ISSUED.
Send your name and F O. addresa and we
will mail one or both, a« desired. tree ot alt
charge.
Alresdv Informed.
Mitchell, Lewis t Staver Co.,
Disappointed admirer—Y'o’ kin tell
Dinah (1st ef she wants dat chump
Sam Johnson she can hab him. See7
Mutual friend—He doin' tole her
flat hisself.
J. A. FREEMAN, General Agent.
PORTLAND. OR.
First and Taylor Sts.
SPO K. Water St.
|-«IK « I. AN l>. Ore.
WALTER A WOOD EXTRAS.
THE AULTMAN & TAYLOR MACHINERY CO.
Builders of High Grade
WET WORK? 15 YOURS?
Not a French Scholar.
THRESHERS, CLOVER HULLERS, HORSE POWERS. TRACTION
AND FARM ENGINES AND BOILERS, SAW MILLS, ETC*
"Here, son, you've studied French;
what's this wort! on the eatin' list?"
"That 'a ’fillet’. ”
"Fillie!
Do they thin' I want Catalogue Mailed Free«
horse meat?"
THE ORIGINAL^
OIL ELD
CLOTHING-
OWSAte •VCHTWHIM
yutSTiTures loo * roa above trap * maar
CATALOGUES FREE
SHOWING FULL LINE OF GARMENTS AND MAT>S
T am l
ho
A J TOWLP CO.BOSTON.MAM.49
Springtime Resolutions
i><KKF
Package, 6Oo and •l.OO.
MdKK* i’i««H allow-ttooi*
foh mti
calvkb .
I'evaaiA* kauanv Co . St Paul, Minn
Gasrt.KMKN —I have l>eeu feeding your rat *ai*n S tock Poon to my
thoroughbred »win*, ft Kivea them >11 appetite, and make* the piga
■row. I alao trlrd It on atunted calve* with *nti*factory recall*
I'. W. O koomk . Bigin. Neb.
r. .1. BOW KN, <’u»*t A(*nt, Front >n* Tsylor at*.. Portland. Orsgun.
Gayboy—Wliat’a wrong with this
tobacco?
Sli|>|»'is—To tell the truth,
man, it'» adulterated.
I've
eovered that my wife has Iwen empty­
ing tlie dust|>nn in my tobacco jar for
the oast few mornings.
WILL KLEPYOUDPT
NOTHIN« iL« WILL
ff Th* perfection ot Will I'laHer, 1* th* only material
^ADAMANT
LAND PLASTER
I
I
«ul, »hl. h i.-|.»lriii| . M b* 'loo* n.*tly*u.l Io tM|
Keeley Cure
Sure relief from liquor, opium an<l tobacc J
habit-. Send for particular! to
Ed."“m*
Inin intiiiti,
«•. as-itai.
N. P. M. Ü.
HKN writing t* adv«rtl»«rs please
mention thia paper.
W
182-186 Madison St., Portland, Oregon.
Th« Orest Conditioner »nd Stock Psttener.
MOHS»-» ds
Mors W ork on I.»** Peed.
COWS (Ice More and BKher
Milk. HOUS Patten Quicker If given «hi* Pood.
Trying to Break Him ot Smoking
SLACK ORYCLLOW
EDWARD HUGHES, General Agent.
PRU8SIAN STOCK FOOD
PIT© P»rman»>ntlT
u. No tit« or nervouaneM
Il IQ
aftvT flr«i 4*v ■ n»aof l»r K lin«'» Great Nerv«
R«»tor<*r Ren.I for FK KI t J.OO'rial botilean«l treat
ita I»«. Il II KLi*a. LM V3I Ar« h St., Philadelphia. Pa.
If you hare never need It ne nd and net a trial
lot. It will pay you. For Information addraae
THE ADAMANT OO.,
Agents wanted In every town.
The Critic'* Way,
Indignant Artist—You say it’s a
bad picture’ And pray, what «Io you
know alsiut pictures?
You never
painted any.
Critic—My dear fellow, I know a
bad egg, though 1 never laid any.
Toni of 14th Street.
P«*W/»*»«/, Or«*«n.
.♦i
*
M/
*
$
$
to
to
i
Fear* a Ti«nl>er Famine.
If it were not for the foreign suppll«*
England receive* n tlmlrer famine
would hare overtaken the country long
ago, because the home grown supply
has not l>een able to meet a tithe of the
demand for long enough, and that only
of Inferior kinds of tlmlrer. If the for
elgn supply of flr alone was to fall off
sensibly now the whole building trade
of the country would come to a partial
standatlll and the wagon companies
would tie next to Idle.
Tried to Pleane Her.
Ml*tre*<* I'd just like t«> know wli»t
was tbe meaning of all that loud and
angry talking down stair* la«t night?
Domeatle That was juat me an«i me
husband, mum.
"Your busban«!? You tol»J me when
you came that you were not married.”
-I wasn't, then, mum; but you com
plained about havin' «■> much love-mak
tn' In tb' kitchen. *o I marrie«! one o
•eln."—Nev York W. ekly.
AND MOWERS.
MILWAUKEE BINDERS
Mothers will And Mr*. Winslow's Booth-
ing Bvrup the beat remedy to use tor their
children during the teething period.
T»bi.t.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU tKX TAKING
When «ou take Grove * Taatele** Chill Tonic,
beesuss the formula is plainly printed on every
bottle .howln« that 11 1* - mply Iron and Qui­
to uo in * tureie** form. No Cure, Nr Pay
4s
/l\
/IS
/h
Zb
/l\
/l\
/l\
/l\
The Kimi You Have Always Bought Ims borne the signa­
ture of Cha*. II. Fletcher, nn«l has been made under his
personal supersUlon for our .30 Years. Allow no onn
to deceive you hi this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
•• Ju*t-as-go««l’’ arc hut Experiments. un<l endanger the
health of Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR IA
Caatoria is a harmless subslituto for Castor Oil, Pare­
goric. Drops an«l Noothing Bjrrtlps. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its ago Is its guarantee. It destroys Worm«
and allays >•'<• verisliness. It cures Diarrhea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
anti Flattil« fi« v. It assimilates the Food, regulafcs tlio
Stoma« h and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
What Does It Cost?
We have just issued an excellent little Cat­
alogue on Fence subjects. Full illustrations;
all the newest Fence information.
A postal
card will bring it to you.
Portland Anchor Fence Co
742 Nicolai St., Portland, Or.
W
M/
SI/
M/
M/
SU
SU
\U
\U
V
SU
SU
SU
\U
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Altogether Different.
"It’a »11 rerJ • •'ll trefore a girl * uiar
rleu! for ber to get * flow« r In l»er hair,"
remarked the otmerver nt Event* and
Thing« "h“* 11 • *u en,,re|J different
matter If after ahe'a in»rrir«l she get«
ber balr In tbe flour." Youker* Stat«-s-
In Use For Over 30 Years.
YW«
WWW »••• err»
I
iprOTj?:
peinäioin
If aicafoae W.akiM'«« •
C . the« Will o
niiKBurn **
,:'n*<o pnr*
° J*".*,*.” „ w
w. I. SMITH I CO., Buffalo, 1. 1