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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (June 15, 1901)
" SUNSET on the farm the owner of the two cows has t I NEWSPORT IS FOUND. I trial sued Mr Wallington and recovered OUR BUDGET OF FUN. .WWS behind the western hill the rod 1 sun »ink« to ro«t. V1 tbr world is weary, and I am weary. ENTIRELY NOVEL. AND COMES FROM TASMANIA. «,e partridge seeks it. covert, sad the ’ redbird »«*k. its ne»t, I i gm coming from the held«, dear heart, to borne au l you. ,.,.ue when the daylight is waning; Home. «I»-“ “F ,oil‘n8 is ‘lone: Ab! down by the gate, sweet, watch- ¡ng pyrs wait My mining at «etting of sun. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ oeeeeeeooeeee Furore There as Football and ltaae- ♦♦♦♦♦»♦♦ ♦♦ oeooeooooeoe ball Do iu Aaaerica or the Olympic Games in Greece. The sb'-i' fronl "*! hi"*i'le h“*le ,0 the shepherd’s fold. For death lurks in the mountains and darkm »• comes apa-e. y-jje ft.-eing *uu looks backward an I turn» the sky to »old. Then folds the mantle of the night «cross its crimson face. Home when the daylight is waning: lioine. " h m ruy toiling is done; Ah! down by the gate, »woet, - ing eyes wail coming at setting of sun. I,J5 a»i de the h'* an'1 »i,nde- ““ 1 P"’ western sky, An I 1 *,u coining from the fields, dear heart, to home an I you. Heine when the day light is waning; Home, when m> toiling is done; All! down by the gale, sweet, watch- ing eyes wait My coming nt setting of sun. —American Agriculturist. Ned s Wife VERYBODl but Cuptaln Marvin liked handsome Ned Grayling, the most popular hand on board the old Vanguard. Ned never shirked his duty, but it was known to a few that he was dead Iu love with prett; Cora, the skipper s daughter, who was engaged to a man named Audley, a Junior partner in the flrm of owners, whom she bad never seen. Hence, I he old man's dislike for N cd. Cora w as on board, going home from Shanghai to her future husband, us we supposed. "Ned," said I to him one morning. “I've a good mind to get off this rail and give you a toweling on the spot. You orter have it good and solid. You orter know what chance a common sailor has with the captain and act like somebody. Come, give up the Idea." "Never.” ‘■You'll be sorry for it some time.” Ned looked over Ills shoulder and saw Cora standing in the waist and bad work there instantly. I was vexed, for I knew that the old man was watching him, and I was afraid he would get Into trouble. He only said a word or two and passed on, hut the old man saw him speaking to her and bore up to him. "Look here, my lad,” he said, "didn’t you speak to my daughter Just now?" "Yes, sir," replied Ned. "Any orders to the contrary?” "Yes," growled the old man. “You dare speak to her again and i'll have all the skin off your back.” "Give your orders, Captain Marvin, and I will try to obey them.” "You must never speak to the girl again. She's a fool and forgets that I've promised ber to the best young tnau in Philadelphia; leastways every one says so. But I never saw him. Now you must come and make trouble, blame you!” "I love Cora,” said Ned. quickly. "If you were to kill me you couldn't change that. But I'm a gentleman, and if she Is promised to some one else and cares for him I'm not the man to Btand In ber way. 1 give you my word not to speak to ber unless you give me leave.” "Go forward, then: 1 believe you will do as you say.” said the captain. He didn't speak to Cora again, but the old man forgot to tell him not to write, ami I believe they wrote enough letters to fill a mail bag. We made Calcutta by daylight and ran In with a pilot, and Just as he took the ship in charge the captain ran be low to get a glass of grog and found Ills daughter rending Ned's Inst note. Well, he tore around the cabin and swore until you'd have thought he'd start off all the deck planks. Then he came on deck on the Jump and ordered me to put Ned in Irons. "I’ll have you towed ashore on a grating, you confounded lubber," he roared. "No. you won't, captain!” cried Ned. "What have I done now?” "You promised not to speak to Cora.” "I kept my word, sir.” “Yes, and she’s got a stack of letters from you as high ns the mainmast. I ought to seize you up to the rigging and give you forty lashes.” "I wouldn’t do that,” said Ned, with a peculiar look In bls eyes "You've got the right to send me ashore, now we are In port, but no flogging, if you please. Now. I’ll make you an offer: You let me stay on board until we get to Calcutta, and after twelve hours. If you do not take back all you have said. I will agree never to »i»eak to Cora, write to her or see ber again.” "That's fair,” said the old man. •'Old Seth Audley comes aboard there. and I'll tell him wliat a sea lawyer I've shipped.” The pilot took ns In safely, and two hours later we were boarded by a shore boat, carrying a passenger. Just such an old blower as our obi man and with as little bite In him. They shook hands and dragged each other up aud down the deck, and then the old man asked him Into the cabin and showed his daughter, whom the old chap bad Dever seen. "She'll do." said old Audley. "Clean bnllt little clipper as ever I see. If my boy Ned objects to acting as convoy for such a craft as that I’ll have him °P at the grating. But where Is he? "I don't know anything about him. •aid the captain. "But I've got a man on bo«id who swears he'll marry Cora, ■ nd blame my eyes If I don t tlilnk be will if your son ain't smart.” “If he can weather on Ned Audley fire him the girl!” roared the passen fier 'My boy Is smart. I tell y o Ac anil Saw Contest» Create aa Much ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦♦ James R Keene, one of the foremost figures in the public eye during the recent skyrocket flights of railroad and iu.lustrial stocks, lias earned the title of tlie "1’riu e of I'lungers.” Conspicuous in that group of operators famous in Wall street for the last fifteen years, lie has made and lost at least four fortunes in tlie battle of speculation. During uis care r, and often with his back to the wall, Mr. Keene fenced with the late Jay Go ild and such other masters of the game of stocks and money. His recent deals, it is declared, have outdone suj tiling that Gould ever attempted. Mr. Keene has a habit of speaking of millions of winnings as lightly as if he were a farmer gratified over a good horse trade. This man. who has built up and toppled over fortune after fortune since his entry in Wall street in 1877. was born in England in 1st», the son of a merchant. Meeting with financial losses, his father removed iiis family to California in 1852, aud James It. Keene, then but 14 years of age, began earning his first salary by caring for the cattle aul other animals kept at Fort Reading, th u in the Indian country. lie later tried mining and stock rais ng. He secured property near the cele brated Comstock lode iu Nevada, went t > San Francisco, plunged into mining speculation, aud made a fortune. In the crash which followed he lost every cent. A friend bought him a »eat on tlie San Francisco Stock Exchange, and by a lucky purchase a few years later he cleared up $C>.0<M).(100, |u 1877, eu route to Europe, he took his first "flyer” In Wall street. He operated 'cau tiously, selling out his holdings two years later for >».000,000. This grew to >15,000,000, and in the early '80s all was swept away in an attempted wheat corner. He made and lost another fortune, and then, in 181)8. backed only by an indomitable will, he aided in cornering tobacco. He made a milHon mid a quarter. In two months sugar stocks yielded him >2,000.000. Recently be got on the “right aid»” of the market, and his fortune to-day ia estimated at >12,- 000,000. went up to Shanghai to—why, there lie is!” The door swung open and Ned Gray ling walked in. "That's the man!” cried Captain Mar vln. “He says he will have her, and 1'11 give my consent. But I'll see him hanged!” "Don't swear. Captain," said Ned. slapping him familiarly on the shoul der. "I'm Ned Grayling Audley, the son of that old fellow there, and I ship ped in the Vanguard to see how I liked Cora before I married her. And I loved her from the start, and unless you or der me ashore----- ” "Shut up!” roared Captain Marvin "Steward, bring on the wine while I drink the health of my future son-in law. Blit I was very near flogging you. my boy, very near it.”—New York News. MAN'S SPHERE IN NATURE. Evolution Theorleta Declare He Ha» Attained It l>.v Slow Degree«. Since Huxley's pioneer work In 18H3 a host of Investigators have carried forward the study of structural resem blances connecting the genus man with lower genera and orders, says Prof. \Y. J. McGee in his address as retiring president of the Anthropological So ciety of Washington. To-day the phys ical similarities are among the com monplaces of knowledge, whatsoever the background of philosophical opin ion concerning cause and sequence. During the last decade or two the lu- vestlgntors themselves, with scarce an exception, have gone one step farther and now include sequence of develop inent from lower to higher forms as among the commonplaces of opinion, whatsoever the background of meta physical notion as to cause. There the strictly biologic aspect of the ques tion ns to man's place in nature may safely be considered to rest. The chief advances in anthropology have related to w h.it men do and what men think, and the progress has lieen such as to Indicate with fairly satis factory clearness the natural history of humau thinking, as well as that of human doing. As Is shown by the latest researches, the mental workings of the human are analogous with those of the lower animals, while the range from the instinct and budding reason of higher animal« to the thinking of lowest man would seem far less than that separating the beast-fearing sav age from the scientist anil statesman In short, the evident tendency of the silence of anthropology is. according to Prof. Meths', toward the establish ment of n mental as well as a physi cal evolution of man from a prototype of lower rank In the animal kingdom. HERE IS A NEW CLOCK FOR THE TWENTIETH CENTURY st ../ . tää .' ä :. TÄSr.? P ä ää .’- s Z tä « z .... a.le suitable for the progressive P*ople present «rateai of tell ng time Mr. I,r,in trying nmn'ier of figures whi. h sro neter n-ewary there is a bewildering hour indications on the faro of the clock of today, «nd ba at one time fur one i?, that — m ™ . ro X.’t” : XJ^oT .’.Ä down, some repose on tn-ir sc..». iisiou and often reniera it difficult to This. »» can be readily wen. create» cow tell the exset time at a glan e. ■ ' ’*•* In Mr Thrash, r » system there are n er tn 're than four fig ate the time that no mistake is possi dial of the clock at once, so I tl ble. snd indicate it so accurst« i-um-tanro» a m.nnte over or under time will cause n> great m«ny ordinary circc •onble. but there are m my coalition» when even the Io«» of a inconvenience or tr° " money, or even tbe wrecking of lives few seconds means the li oss of millions o’ 4ved not only a singular time in lication Mr Thrasher by bis new system has ev 4 H-k nteebanisms radically different from for clock«, bat he hi « a l-o Jeve!1 ord cl a short while absorb much of the buai- present practice, , which will prob indard system of tbe twentieth ronltiry. sal becomi neas io time indicators i.. .. > difficulty in telling the exact time. a chil l will By the new clock c .,e<e is dang ing in "»•■ dire, lion between of the ol'i-fs’hioni When the b< ng itself i« another direction «omewbe s VI and 'll and the minute ham e will road simply awl con lusively G.38. let we. n N I ■nt XII. the n.w ally disappears and D takes its place, In another minute the l**t fi<nr es vanish and in their pla,-« appear 7 08. and ia sixty more mcoo I s all tli me will be told as the railroad time table To »tat.- the system clearly and tel • on of tbi’ system would I* d ne sway tells it. And witb the genera d by the old circular dial plate with its with »t»ch bungling eipressiot 14 n n re» of 12 Instead we shall ad.pt wreath of figure»-»« 1» minat me table, and say s Be twenty, ole es ‘he crisp, accurate termiaoingj foty sis. etc Tasmania may Justly claim the credit of having given the world a new sport. In that far-off laud, among the meu of brawn aud might, whose swinging axes baie felled the towering forests and converted their trackless depths Into flourishing farmlands, has arisen a contest tit for kings, a form of ath letic exercise calculated to bring the thrill of delight to all who have an honest admiration for good red blood aud the display of mighty muscle sys tematically trained to do useful work. The new sport may be designated ns "axmanship," aud although it Is of but recent origin it has already taken the premiership over all other sports. What tlie bull tighter is to Spain and Mex leo, the cricketer to England, the swordsman to France, the hockey player to Canada, and the football and baseball hero to the United States, the champion axman has become to the brawn loving Australians. The championship contest or carnival is held yearly In I'lverstine. Tasmania, some time during the first two months of the year, under the auspices of an organization specially formed for »be purpose, bearing the title of tin ted Australian Axiueu's Asaocl The entries to the yearly conq are not conllm*d to Tasmania, bu also from Victoria, New South and New Zealand. Each dlstr Its champion, and among the euts of these various stars then most heated controversy as to spective merits of each. For before the great contest these I axmen spend all their spare tlu tlelng. until they develop a spi strength that Is little short of ous. This year's carnival Is c< to have been the most suecessf the yearly meeting was Inaugu In the championship choppli tests there were six trials and t Eight men participated In eacl trials, and the wlnuers fought finals. As this contest Is d primarily to test a man’a skill Ing a tree, the log. a great p tough wood, six feet four Ini girth, Is placed tlrmly In the gn though It were a growing tree Five minutes before the begll the heat the referees whistl mons the contestants Into the It They are all splendid «peclu physical prowess—thick set chested. Iron muscled and from exposure. Each carries li Ite ax. the fullest latitude b lowed In the matter of selectic a significant fact that Severn saws and axes used this year ’ product of American Arms. \ Is ready the pistol shot sounds content Is on. Scarcely less exciting Is the contest. The log used In the s an that employed In the cbopi teal, but th» time made '* uni rapid, for the great saw cuts the wood much more quickly ax can go. This year for the first time men's a nd sawyers' chainplonsl won by the name mail-Thoma of Spclnt. Tasmania. Not on win both events, but he also I record for each. NOVEL ACCIDENT IN C< One of the Moet Eztraordina age Cases in Judicial Am A suit In the Superior Cott lelgh. N. C„ against the Seal Line Railway has brought to most novel accident known t nals of Jurisprudence. The vestibule passenger tr Atlanta was bowling along to lelgh on a down grade at th fifty miles per hour at 10 o'cl< morning William Watllngtc bls way to a wild turkey bill be has baited, and had hl barreled, breech-loading sliotg shoulder, two cartridges heli chambers. On reaching thi track, which was on an eni about ten feet high at this | Watllngton heard the train I tance and stopped on the si track about fifty feet away tc train as It swept by. He see over the embankment on side of the track. Along 1 embankment on both sides of there are the usual ditches, w filled with water. Mr. V was standing between the an and one of these ditches on side of the track with Ins g right shoulder. On the other side of the track were a number of cattle nip plug grass, which Mr. YVatlington could not see. Just a few se-'tids before the train passed these cattle commenced to struggle serosa llie track to the side on which Mr. Wallington was standing The bovlues all got safely across except one small Jerry bull. He was caught on the cowcatcher and hurled away with terriblr velocity, and. as nils fortune would have It, he slru a Mr. and Watlingtou about midships knocked bls> down Into the ditch and planted the bull on top of him. The bull »tunned and struggled, but could nd K*’ tip, and the water was drownmg Iwb man «nd beast. The engineer. Mr. Honeycutt, was watching the cattle ami had riot seen Mr WatUngto«, and when the fireman told him what bad happened he stopped the train *nd hurr.ed ba<k, and got there In t rue to get Mr WatLngton and 1 the t>oi "“I th* ditch tmfore they were drowned, striking Mr Wailing ton and knocking him Into the water saved the i f* of the bull, and the water saved th» blow by the bull from killing Watllngton. Further •lamination »bowed that the bull » ruck Mr. Watiington and the shock bad knocked the gun some dla tance. and when It struck the ground It wa» dl- ! irg<-d and k.lled one of the cows and wounded another no badly that It ..i ! to l»e k ll.-d The gun was not injured. On the«» fact« Judge Brown held that the railroad «ompany was not liable In damages to Mr W atllngton. H.nee the I >100 In full damages for their killing. Mr. Watlingtou says the ending of this lawsuit bangs a blue sheep: That HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO- he w as kuocked dow n by a Jersey bull, INGS HERE AND THERE. which was hurled at him by the train, and nearly drowned, aud bls gun is dis charged aud kills two cows, and be gets no damage and Is compelled to pay >lta) for belug the principal iu the most cele brated case In the history of accidents by railroad trains. A farmer lias an ambitious son. 12 But since all this happened Mr. Wat- 1 ington has had a great piece of good years old. who, being left alone for a luck to befall him. He has been work- | few hours the other day, tried to clean I f r 11 M IMS at High I'o nr. In the dock. He easily got the clock to the furniture business. Mr Know Is ple< ••«. but his difficulty lay In putting getting old and, being rich and tired of J It together lignin after cleaning. At thia task he w as only partly auc- the business, he retired and gave the whole plant and business, worth >.0, Icesaful, and ui«>n tils father's return rtlO, to Mr. Watllngton, who was of no home lie eagerly exclaimed: kin to blui, but simply a faithful em- | “Father, I've cleaned the clock and ploye. ~ So. Mr Watllngton baa had got enough works left over to make some recompense for his experience another one!" Exchange. with the bull and train—Chicago A Cúrele«« Remark. Chronicle. "1 ant really afraid you hurt that actor s feelings,” said Miss Cayenne. l entury Iu Office. "In what way?" Hubbard B. McDonald, whose official "You said he played his part very title Is Journal clerk to the luited States Senate, but who is In reality the well You know he la very sensitive, ami by using the word 'part,' he may parliamentarian of hate thought you were trying to Imply that body, la th» that he Is not the whole show." Wash third of his Irani».! ington star. dlate family to oc ••in Hv.l with the Grip,” cupy that position, Illa grandfather, John G. McDou- aid, was appoint- ed chief clerk of Home Th rest. Doctor Do you know that at time« my patriotism almost prompts me to give up my practice and enliat In our country's cause In the Philippines.” Experlem <-d Patient (on the spur of the moment)- You will surely sow the •«il» of consternation In the ranks of the enemy, doctor. If you charge them us you hare charged me. —Richmond Dispatch. Suspectmi Hrangadocio. "What makes you so unfriendly to that newcomer?" • "Well," said Bronco Bob, "the fust thing be said when he struck the town was that he thought of editin’ a paper In Crimson Gulch. 1 hate to see a man come around like that advertisin' Uls- self as bloodthirsty at:' troublesome.”— Washington Star. A Kiaagree.ible < haracteriatlc. Katharine— 1 detest that Mr. Tltthig- tou. Margaret-Why, Katharine? "Oh, he's the kind of man who al ways calls when you are expecting somebody else who doeeu't come."— Life. To He Sure. Mistress-And you nay your brother choked to death? What on? Maid on a chair, ma'am. He was eating dinner.—Indianapolis Sun. The Darktown .Minstrels, "Mr. Johnslng, can you tole me what's <le difference between a Span ish amusement an' w hat a savage dog gets out of a tramp?" “Dat's too rich for me. What's de answer ?" "It's dead easy. One am a bull fight, de odder a full bite." Bolin I to Kick. 's Calmer Retreat. Shnrp.on You mad» >13,1)00 clear loor, Is getting old." last year, and yet you're complaining i go by?" Iking baseball and gone of your hard luck! 1‘hlatx Well, blame It. look at that T3.' " ■hl losopher. <'n tlie Part of the Cnatomrr«. > a burglar down cellar. Proprietor (of restaurant)—I believe •11, my dear, we ought to our new ea.Utor „ ||| l)Cllr watching Assistant Bear It? XX ny, it we are upstairs. 1 .1 .-ly enjoys It! 'll come up here. <en we'll go down cellar, A Man ot Courage. y, a 10 room house ought She I didn't suppose you had the ,gh to hold three people nerve to kiss me. Ing. lie Oh, yes. 1 have got nerve enough to do anything. Dire. uat because I hnven't The Humors of Travel. r a year, my tailor won't "Did (Tara bring home an Interesting ier suit of clothes. Jot of photographs of her foreign tour?" 'hat will you do? "Yes dreadfully funny; ah» didn't eaten to take my trade writo names on them anil can't tell what mor» than half of them are." A Misfit. gement of young Mr. ss Klttlsh Is broken off." the cause?" ut Ills foot In It ns usual." Was llunitry. 1 Passenger (5 a. tn.) 1 nay, old sport, what o'clock Is It? Second Officer- We have no such Of thing an o'clock on board sldp, sir. It Is bells here. l*aMAH>Mr_ Tl’An xzJjsmma hnva Tllfl can l>ny ed In time for the first breakfast bell. * lame, If you don't la not for sale. pay Where lie Stomi, te thing I must say for •aid Mr. Meekton. "She once she gets her mimi A Depraved Variety. "What kind of a town Is that place you've lieen visiting, Laura?" "Ol>, it's the kind that always has a rain going on when you get there." An to tlie New Pastor. Maud IIow do you like our new clergyman? >e argued out of her opln- Mattel lie's splendid. 1 haven't heard him preach yet, but he golfs 1! That's what makes beautifully! py. If alie expresses her- A Vernal Setback. nornlng 1 know perfectly "Well. Jimmie, do you want gran'pa, hasn’t changed lier mind time nt night. It tunke« It am! pa and ma and Aunt Carrie to take isler to converse."- Wash you to the circus ?" "No, pa; I'd rnther go 'th Tommy Dobbs." Thron íh the Pocket«. Abie to Coaiply, Teacher Thomas, give me your idea of tlie differences between a curve and an angle. Tommy Tucker My Aunt Ann la all curves, mid my Aunt Hepsy la all an gles. _ Tlie Overcoat Vacation. "Yes. when I put away my overcoat for tbe summer I drop a camphor liall In each j»ocket.” “Do you? Three gilt balls are en.iUgb for me." - Cleveland l'laln Dealer. Urbane Minister Wu. Sarcastic Editor Your Interview with the Chinese minister doesn't seem to have been much of a aucceaa. Indignant Reporter It doesn't? I got by this morning s paper more questions out of him than all the very little change In men's other fellows put together. Chicago The Atlanta Journal relates an amtin | trousers this spring Tribune. Ing encounter which Maurice Barry Mr. Yes, I notice that. more once had with a stranger. "Will 1 he Worst. Appreciation Appreciate you oblige me with a light?" said Bar Mrs. Gusli I beard all about your "Does cook complain of my healthy poor husband tiavtng nts arm broken rytnore to a belated stroller. "Certain 111 that dreadful street car accident ly," said the stranger, holding over bls appetite?" "Oh. no; she nays she would rntlier yesterday; let me sympathise with you. cigar. Mrs. Swagger O. thank you, but that But when Barrymore handed back cook for six men with big appetites Isn't the worst; my new hat was simply the |H-rfecto the owner flung It away than for one woman without any." mints! In the wreck. Olilo State Jour Out came Barrymore'« cigar case. Unite I.lke'y. "Take one of mine," he said, with a __________ The Chronic Disc u»a Ion let (truculent nal. tone to the Invitation which made an lyi If Andrew Jackson were alive to American W»)« In Jamaica. order of It. The stranger hesitated aud day what would be Ills sentiments In When you arrive at your hotel In took the cigar. this matter? KlngHtoii, Jamaica aud here It may be "Ix-t me offer you a light,” aded Bar The Holter Minded Citizen (wearily) remarked that the town contain« but rymore, giving his lighted weed to the lie would be glad be was dead. 1 pre one hotel worthy of the name-you are other. «uine. Pu<k. at on< e made aware that the satabllsh- Upon regaining his clgsr, Barrymore, ment Is conducted "on tlir American In Ills I In,, of course, flung It away. plan,” says « correspondent in the Itnntt You are a new mem Howland "I should like to continue this Indef U.mlon Dally Mall. The gobte l«o»k company. May I ask. air, ber of our initely. but I have only a few cigars.” say« so. and the Inevitable Iced water your role? he said, and walked off conflrms the statement» Outalde, on The other I am the advance agent. Barrymore would devote aa much llnrlxir street, the fine ayatem of «Me Howland Ilantt Indeed! Well, «mid thought to a trifle like thia ns he would ttle trama make« you a» an English you er advance me a fiver.' I ’ blla require to write a brilliant essay or man blush to the list brim. Call a delplila Record. memorize a part. •• ■bu» It la a bnroF of tbe American < loee Quarters. pattern and d**« *•> ’*"■ railway sta Welsh Lan«nage. Hha Am I really the flrat girl you tion and ••,ce more the handiwork The poll taken of Cardiff. Wales, on mid efendi"* •»< Americans are the question whether children In ths ever hugged? He Ye« ■ but I've made calls <>n In p.idence. for the engine 1« of United board schools should l»e taught the girls who lived In flats. New fork mat«« design and the cars are of the Welsh language has resulted In a ma same make One la therefore not aur- J Weekly. jority of GT votes «gainst It. prtse<l to lean) -that nn American start The of kichr«. Ifad Not LIS. I "Do you And the letesvsalon ut a large ed the railway buslnea« In Jamnlea First Kanaan l»ld tbet cyclon«. dem sum of money occ«»l<>us worry ? said and eventnally «old out st a hnndm.me «ge Jed Perklns' bouse euny? figure to the government of the colony. the Inquisitive man. Hecond Kansas Dunne; It b«lo't lit "I do," answered the millionaire ylt.—Ohio State Journal. "What sort of worry T' t.-llv "Worry for fear aomebody Is going Too know bow other people bore you. will I zh A yourself over; maybe you have to get It away from me.” Washington Star. the habit.