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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (June 8, 1901)
«Mt Ai»taipa«*d Troubl«. • «•Mamm..” said five year old Wil- I.. H1.h vou would not leave me Xne with the baby when you go out Willie?” queried Women Must Sleep. Avoid Nervous Pro.tratfon. F«lt Lit« a Minl«t«r register of iREAsuRY.j “Were you ever taken for a minis ter?” asked the soubrette. lion Judson W. Lyons, Register oi “No,” said the leading man with th«' United State Treaury, the spiritual face, “but I've been treat ed like one. ” “Eh?” “I have been sometimes compelled to wait six or seven months for my salary.” Machinery, Implements, Farm Supplies, Etc. dangerously sick what is Ine first duty of your physician '? He quiets the nervous system, he deadens Uie pain, and you sleep well. You ought to know that when you ceased to be regular in your courses, God a Comforts.-God's comforts aro grow irritable without cause, and Arduous Task. Something N«w in Mining. the first whispers uf undying peace.- pass sleepless nights, there is series ••I hear that you have been laid up Itev. E. Burk, Episcopalian, Philadel He — I saw your neighbour, Mr. 1 IH * Wk..« prostration. What ___ was phia. Pa. Skinner, today. with -- irons 1| h > matter- T_ overwork or worry?” She—Did you? What is he doing Money, it is not money that is the ‘‘"•Not exactly; the fact is, I tried now? to have a photograph taken that root of all evil: it is the love of it to He—He's interested in one of those lie exclusion of holy thoughts.—Ker. suited my wife. _________ wiki eat mining schemes 8. E. Rife, Evangelical, Akron, Ohio. She—The idea! 1 never knew you JUST ISSUED. On« Indian Trib« Incruaing. The Widow's Mlte.-The widows had to mine for wild cats. The Penobscot tribe of Indians, mite stands for the small gifts which No Rae« Probltm. which I nuniliercd 240 in 1800. is now hose In humble circumstances may of We preunt at>ove a. cut of the latest an<| Maine appro- fer to God and man.—Rev. Dr. Eaton, about 400 strong. nii -t popular Traction I'nitlna built “I never could make out why folks Send your name and P O addreaa and wc UenawjiiMt ee«*ive*l a f’>ll line of AdvanC« priâtes annually $8,000 for their rniversaltst. New York City. is all the time worryin' deyse'f wid wIII mail on. or both, as desired, tree ot all L itgiiit « an i separator* of different Mtxlcsaiid Story of Creation The very first fact benefit. what dey calls de ’race problem,'” Nines, mid inv te our friend« to < all a nd inspect charge. »ame or write u* fur riptive ' dialogue aivi which the story of creation nets forth said the old colored citizen. “1 Iwn circular*. Room for Improvement. is this: God is man's friend. He plans rout»’ heah sence de days I been bo'n, | Hon Judson W Lyon*. Kt-gi.ter ot the Treasury. en neither me tier my family hiz l>een “Say. ’ remarked the impatient tor man. lie provides for man.— Rev. April 23d. 18W. k -, f "ho was traveling on busi- l>. Gregg. Presbyterian.Brooklyn, N. Y. lynched yit!” ptwengvr. PORTLAND. OR- I’e-ru na Drug M'f'g Co., Columbus, Firit and Taylor 9ta. South, “ .. is this ner> in the ouuy., ...... the fastest The Universal Law.-lt Is difficult for O. : Her Secret train vou have down here? us to conceive of an immutable being, Gentlemen—I find i’e-ru-na to la' MILWAUKEE MOWER. •‘Yes. sub.” replied the conductor, or even of an immutable condition, for Rev. Dr. Gollie—But how did you proudly, “this is the Southwestern we live In a realm in which change Is manage to interest so many in your an excellent remedy for the catarrhal CHAIN DRIVE 1.IGH1 DR A LT. The bent hope of competit - n is to make affections of spring ami summer, and limited, sub.” charitable work? the universal law.—Rev. J. R. Boyle. machines* just a> good as McCormick.'’ those who suffer from tiepression from "Well, your company ought tu Methodist, Philadelphia. Pa. Mrs. l.ureing—Well, doctor, I find Kiftv < ut of er. ry lnr h . I d d .<• h n . I mound the heat of the summer will timl no raise the limit, that's all.” that a card with “Dancing” on the the world bear the name McCormick. Resurrection of Christ. Nothing is lower left hand corner, seems almost remedy the etpial of 1‘e-ru-na. IOg l'«»tir. more vital to the validity of Chris Jud HOll W. Lyons. Ont Strong Reason. Sew I our. as attractive as the promise of future tianity than the resurrection of Christ. Is'tter known in t No man is I.lttle I- our bliss. Magistrate—The assault you have It is the crowning evidence of the di M m . HAttrLKV. Vertical l.ift. financial world than Judson 1 committed on your poor wife isa most vinity afld authority of our Lord.—Rev. trouble somewhere, and uervous proa- Lyons. H is name on every piece of tration is sure to follow. They Hadn't Made Up. brutal one. Do you know of any Geo. P. Perry, Baptist. Troy, N. Y. money of recent date, makes his sig You ought to know that indigestion, reason why I should not send you tu “Well,” said he, anxious to patch nature one of the most familiar ones Character. — Character possesses a exhaustion, womb displacements, up their quarrel of yesterday, “aren't prison? Hon. I.vous’ in the United States, fainting, dizziness, headache, and Prisoner—If you do, your honor, it ?harni for only those who seek It, and backache send the nerves wild with you curious to know what’s in the address in Auugsta, Ga. He is a is the priceless Jewel of heroic souls, will break up our honeymoon. package?” affright, and you cannot sleep. memla-r of the National Republican , who care for no approbation but that Mrs. Hartley, of 221 W. Congress St., “Not very,” his wife, still unrelent Committee, ami is a prominent ami VICTOR STEEL RAKES jf tlie law, conscience and God.—Rev. Chicago. 111., whose portrait we pub ing, replied, diffidently. Lesson I. influential politician. With St. el Wheel», made (or the C, P. Smith. Methodist, Minden. La. lish, suffered all these agonies, and “It's something for the one I love Hon. Judson W. Lyons recom ‘‘What do the Filipinos appear to Wild and Woolly West - Figure of God.—Every man. through was entirely cured by Lydia E. Pink l>est in all the world. ” mends I ’ eruna for spring catarrh. learn most easily in connection with ham's Vegetable Compound ; her case J. A. FREIiMAN, (ieneral Agent, Call on ttie agent or addreas “Ah, 1 sup|H>se it's those suspenders if you do not derive prompt and our civilixaion?” asked the eager in Ills imagination, paints his own figure should be a warning to others, and «BO K. Water Mt. 1*0111 I. AN l>. Ora. of God. Plato gives his own image of you said you needed. ” satisfactory results from the use of her cure carry conviction to the minds A. H. BOYI.AN, Portland. Oregon, quirer. Complete Stock of i’eruna. write at once to Dr. Hart Without hesitation the strategist God, and then there is the Bible's idea of every suffering woman of the un WALTER A WOOD EXTRAS. For Catalogue and prices. Johnny'i Modoty- >f God. - Rev. Dr. Newell Dwight failing efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's man. giving a full statement of your replied • Vegetable Ct mpound. Hillis. Congregationalism Brooklyn, case ami he will I«' pleased to give Papa — Who is the smartest boy in "The value of money.’’ you his valuable advice gratis. New York. your class at school? Address Dr. Hartman, president of Millions for Baseball. Johnny—Well. Willie Jones says Predestined.—Some are willing to the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, he is. Sacred Lily's Aliases. A million dollar» are spent every year make any sacrifice for God and the CASH BUYERS OF HIDES. PELTS AND TALLOW. upon the gumeot baseball, but large as this Ohio. Papa—But who do you say i»? Deception 1ms even reached the dis Sinn is. it can i '»t begin to euual f he amount word of God. They are ever prepared Conaigntnents solicited. Pay highest market price. PROMPT RETURNS. Johnny—I'd rather not say. You There Ims lately spent bv peop •• in search oi health. There :o run their course righteously. They, ciples of Flora. Dealers in Leather and Findings. i»a sure method of obtaining strength, tnd they alone, are predestined.—Rev. been intrduced into the market a bulb see I'm not as conceited as Willie Rubbed Him. Refer to Wells, Fargo A Co. Bank, Portland, Oregon. and it is not a costly one. We urge those Jones is. called "the sacred lily of the Nile. "You set- that prosjH'rous looking who have spent much and lost hope to try E. Magevney, II. C., San Francisco, The name is sufficiently catchy to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. It strength California. mail over there? lie rtdibed me of • IOO KE AVARI» «IOO. ens tne stomach. makes digestion easy and A gentle JlJf JI l>t>rre< tton °r Wal1 Plater. tbe only material the beat chance of lavoming rich 1 ££ jb Socialism. — Socialism will reject capture lovers of (lowers. natural, ami cures dyspepsia, constipation, O with which repairing can be done neatly and to stay. man added one of tin* new Howers to The reader« ot ihi« paper will be pleaae.l to ever had. ” Christianity and give a real faith which biliousness and weak kidneys. Wru tbal there 11 al lea-1 one dr.-adeil di-ea-e Time passed and that science list been able to cure in all Ils “How did it happen?” g gkgm ST" *f y°u havc never a«ed it Bend and get a trial he infidel church has denied. By re his conservatory. and that iacatarrb. ilall'at atarrh Cure W MiaVH lot II will pay you. lor information addre«« “ He refus'd to ¡et me marry his Cause for Rejoicing. jecting the church It will liberate the up came the plant, but when the ■taxes, ihe only positive cure known to the medical sacred “lily of the Nile” appeared he i- Irateruitv < slarrh being a eonatitullonal dis daughter.” “How pretty and clever you are, •eal spirit of Jesus, which will defy found only an old. but still agreeable ease, Agents wanted In every town. THE AO AM AMT OOog requires a constitutional treatment. mankind.—Rev. Geo. I>. Herron, So friend in the homely narcissus.. L .»<■! <‘t I I' h . .......... , mamma,” exclaimed little Edith. Hall s • atarrh Cure la taken internally, arting In th« Thratcr. directly upon the blood and muetma surfaces “Do you really think so ,tny dear,” cialist, Brooklyn, N. Y. of the aystem, thereby destroying the foumla "Dear me, 1 can't hear a word that If you use the K, G. toning solu lion ot the disease, and giving the patient replied her m< ther. The Spiritual World. The knowledge ■ by building up the constitution and those actors are saying.” "Course I do,” replied Edith, "and >f the spiritual world which Jesus tion you will never l>e troubled with a trengib I; s -ung nature In doing its work The pro "You have no cause for complaint. I'm aw/ul glad you married into our Christ has imparted to mankind ex- faded prints. 8 oz. bottle, 30 cents. prietor! have so much faith In it» curative iiowi r«. that they offer One Hundred Dollar* family.” •eeds that of Moses as much as the At all photographic supply dealers, or for anv case that it fails tocurv. Send lor bat light of the noonday sun exceeds that Kirk, Geary A Co., 330 Sutter St. S. F. of testimonials. F. J. Address CH ENEY A CO., Toledo, O. >f the flickering lamp.—Cardinal Gib- Sold by drnggisls, 75c. Cheering. Rail's Familx Pills are the best. lions, Roman Catholic, Baltimore, Md. “ You are sure you can support my Sci- Christian Science. — Christian Unappreciative. daughter in the style to which she *nce not only embodies the healing and has been accustomed?” asked the Mrs. Flatbush —Mrs. Daubcliina is regenerative methods of the Christlan- heavy father. ho artistic! Whenever she refers to >J»Jt ty of Christ, but represents also the “Sure. Mike,” answered our hero, art it is with a big A. highest attainments of modern meta- with the assurance of youth. Flatbush—Well, her husband is We have just issued an excellent little Cat ihysical or psychical practice.—Carol ■ “Well I’m glad of it. It's more different from her. He generally re Norton, Christian Scientist, New York than I can afford to any longer.” alogue on Fence subjects. Full illustrations; fers to art with a big I». It injures nei vou» system to do so HACO* City. all the newest Fence information. A postal CI RO I» the only cure that ivnll.v cures A Statesman and a Politician.—A YOU KNOW WI1AT YOU ARK TAKING and notifies you when to atop Hold with a Student of Humanity. When von take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, card will bring it to you. guarantee that U..... boiee « ill cure an v case. From the Leacon, Leonard/»town, Md. itatesman Is one who thinks, plans and because the formula is plainly printed on every The manager looked over the adver- UAPD Pill A ,B vegetable ami harmless. It ha« a cured thousands. It will cure you. works for the future good of his coun bottle showing that it is simply Iron and Qm- t ising man's work. Many veterans of the rebellion can i ATaHdruitgiNts or by mail prepaid, |1 a boi; uino in a tasteless form. No Cure, Ne Hay. 6ts I try and countrymen, while the pollti- recall incidents as thriling as the cav “1 see you sjicak of our payment 3 boxe« I-’ H'. Booklet free. Write E vrkka CHKMlctl. Co., La < rosse, W1». alry charge in which the narrator of •lan is concerned about present per- plan, ” said he. Not Wholly Free. vonal and party advantage. — Rev. II. V. “Yes sir.” the following experience nearly lost “I see that the young Widow Ers “Mtike that word ‘credit’ instead of Springtime Resolutions his life. and. unfortunately, many of Hunter. Presbyterian, Indianapolis, kine has just put aside her mourning the old soldiers have disabilities that Indiana. habiliments, but she isn’t going out ’payment.’ It is more attractive.” 742 Nicolai St., Portland, Or. r are unpleasant reminders of their days Immortal Life and Eternal Life.—Je- any. ” in the army. To all such this story »tis makes a marked distinction be Sure relief from liquor, opium and tobacco Hasn't time. She Ims gone into QftCGONflLOODpURIMIt habita. Bend for particulars to will have a [s'culiar interest ami may tween Immortal life and eternal life, executive session to examine the show the way to restore health, immortal life Is to live on. Eternal various proposals of marriage she has K««l«y InjtituH, V,;" ¿7. y.A'.'.'--* strength and energy. Mr. William H. life is to live well, and when we have received within a month.' Tim«. Whiting, of Mt. Holly, Va., says: the latter it Is difficult to make us doubt “How do you pass -the time?” in “When the Civil war began I was the former.—Bev. Dr. Mason, Unlver- I do not believe l’iso's Cure for Con quired the city visitor of the friend JOHN POOLE, fPortland, Oregon, living in Buffalo and there I joined »alist, Chicago. Ill. sumption has an equal for comrhs and who had moved to the country. Foot ot Morrison Stre.t, * colds,—J ohn F. lloYra, Trinity Springs. Co. F. of the Tenth New York Caval 1« bent time to cure Catarrh, Skeptic». “I don’t pass it,” replied the lady Test of a Christian - What is the test Ind , Feb. 15. 1900. Can give you the beat bargains in Rronchitia «nd ConNumption. ry. In 1863, while serving with my who could always find something to Buggies, Flows, Boilers ami Engines, Our remedy i« guaranteed, |1. vf a Christian but the fruits of his com ics are like tho near company, I received a sabre cut that -- ----------------------- P. <>. Um V73. Adversity's Round Robin. Jo; “it passes tne.” Windmill» and Pump« and General sighted man who skates right up to caused paralysis. For eight months panionship with his Lord? Give us a tho danger sign to see what it says. Machinery. See as lietnre buying. “This is a cold world; a man can’t I was obliged to lie in the hospital at human Christ, who sympathises with TO CUKK A COLD 11« ONE DA» Washington, D. C. I afterwards us in our common temptations, who get a job unless he has a good suit of Take Laxative Bromo Quinine 1 ableta. AU tried many doctors, but the paralysis loves us. not the one who stands so far clothes. ” IruggHta refut'd the monev II It fail« to cure i. w, Grove'« •ignature la on each box. 2.'«. “Well, t hat's logic. ” remained as bad as ever. 1 suffered above us. and we shall gain In our M. knowledge of your Lord. Rev. C. “ Logic? He can't get a good suit from chills and my general health Why He Said It. Sheldon, Baptist. Topeka. Kail. of clothes unless he has a job.” was not good. Costigan — Don’t say you ain’t done Prayer.—Go<l has ordained prayer “This continued until about eight Your Guide and Guard not bin'. years ago when I read in a newspaper lust as truly as he has ordained labor, Mulligan—And why not? of the cures effected by Dr. Williams’ md it is no more a thwarting of divine Is the famous Oregon Blood Purifier, Costigan—Because that isn’t gtwxl Pink Pills for Pale People. I began law than that he should bring In the tested and true. Use it now. English. taking the pills and soon found they harvest in response to the wise and In Madigan—Faith, I'm glad to hear Getting Rid of Him. were doing me good. In six months' telligent labor of the husbandman. But it, for by the powers, nayther am I. Her Beau — If you ’ ll be a good boy time I was completely cured. The God’s will in this regard was accom paralysis has not returned and I never plished by the faithful toil of human I'll give you an Egyptian cigarette. The fascination of flashlight photo Bobby—And may I smoke it? have the chills now. My general hands.—Rev. Dr. Barrows. Oberlin. His sister—Yes, Bobby; and, of graphy is greatly enhanced by one of health is also letter than when I be Ohio. Co«tg course, you know, gentlemen always the new electric flash lani|r< gan taking Pink Pills for Pale People. Become as a Little Child. We must $1.50. At all dealers, or Kirk, Tieary I alwav keep them with me and. in unload the mind of traditions and es go into the library to smoke. 4 C., 330 Hutter Ht., H. F., Cal. the eight years that have passed since tablish truth. We must abandon fol- «Topa th. Cough and I first took them, I have never had les and establish facts. We must dis thrht Off tho Cold. Mort Subitantial. Laxativ« Hr..ino-^uimn- Tab ■ t- <■';rr a cold la occassion to call on a doctor. card ritual and establish right. We day. No cure. Mo Hay. f rio-26 ce ma. Blobbs — Why did she jilt you? “I have recommended Dr. Wil must abolish custom and establish Hlobbs—She detected the rxlor of liams' Pink Pills to many people, ami Notwithstanding. 'hrlst. Then we become as a little beer on tny breath. goes! results have always followed “ And when he projstsed did you ?h!ld, and of such is the kingdom — “A prude, eh?” their use.” “Not at all, but there was another Signed, WII.I.IAM H. WHITING. Rev. F. E. Mason. Spiritualist. Brook tell him to see me?” inquired her mother. fellow whose breath smelled of cham Subscribed and sworn to la-fure me lyn, N. Y. “I «lid, and he said be had iwn you pagne.” Peace in the Church.—If peace abides this 14th day of January, 1901. n the church each member must be at several times, but that he loved me John L. Beale, PormAnentlr Curri No fit« or nervousneai -rente with God. ’’The peace of God. notwithstanding. ” Seal Notary Public. lllO after flr«t «lav • itrt.f |»r K lnw'« Gr«»at Nerr« Reo«i lor FHKI-14 OOtnai botti« an<i treat Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale which passeth all understanding in Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Booth- lUetorwr iao |)|. R II kLl’t 1.1'1 V ll A rt b !lt , Pliliadrlpbia. Pa. People are sold by all dealers, or will creases and blesses both the life of the lnr Hyrup th' b»«t remedy to use tor their I* sent postpaid on receipt of price, individual and that of the church, as children during the teething period. Where Ruben Went 50 cents a box, or six l>oxes for f'2 50 ‘he conscience is enlightened by the Farmer Hayrakt—I spose ye’ve Th« R«al Thing. (they are never sold by the bulk or by Living Word and Its dictates are obey bearti Ismt my sendin’ my son Reo- ?d. Rev. G. P. Rutledge, Philadelphia. First Dog — Look a bit thin, do I? the hundred) by addressing Dr. M 11- I sti to an institution uv lamin’? 0o'd you, if your master was a |s»ster liams Medicine Company, Schen Pennsylvania. Farmer Hnakeroot — Why, no. ectady, N. Y. Conscience, _ Conscience— In other artist, and had got you in training as Home fool's bin spreadin’ the report a model for his new jroster of a «log ’round the neighltorhoo«! that yew've words, the moral sense—la a natural Not at Present. endowment, a part of the organic con- that wasn't f«sl on Fillemup's Patent sent him ter college. Have you any sodding you want <titution of mau. Not by any means Biscuits! done this spring?” asked a colored Independent Thw ll««t l-rwacrlption for Malaria of ---------- reason, 1, but rather de- nian of a mean Central Avenue resi pendent wpon It. growing In clearness. Phil la and Fever la • bottle of Grove’» Tastale.» bvUUVDV - -V Chill Tonic II 1* * mplr Iron and q'tlnlna In dent “Not at present. My mother- ind In ethical authority as man In- THE BEST a laatelea« form No Cure. No Pag. Price 5Uc in-law s health is first class.” reases in knowledge and power. Lib What Mamma Calltd Papa. el science now teaches not so much Annie Ellstein, four yean old, hat man has conscience as that con- IN THE WORLD Unable to &CAR5 TMÔ TRAPtrU» got lost in Central park. iclence has n.an.-Rev W. D Sinmnda. find where she 1 ivrai the polkre took Unitarian, Seattle. Wash. Tt • «¡(natur« is on every boa o| ths genuino her to Harlem’s court. "What s your papa’s name?” asked Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets A Man. u* that rares ■ eoi a Is ••• *•> wise Magistrate IJogan. A Idoodbviuad man has Is-en “Mr Ellstein ” Indi- Root’s Law Studies Delayed. ed by a Gel Timin doctor; this is an k»M*n “But what'■ your mamma call to sense of smell is so Ilihn Root, secretary of war. mad< vidua I whose Tognixe bis friends at a your p*|*a when he’s in another °P his mind when he was 10 years old that he can re< room ? ’ ’ serai feet, and when he is .3* • lawyer, but combination ot distance of sev, “Hey, come here'” the infant r-lentlflc fact resulting blindfold one st A5A5ÂWLEC0AT lisped. sense in from this highly developed The magistrste gave it up, and hare IT HAS NO EQUAL sent that all the amben her to the Gerry sock ty. each a chars<feristic odor, ami era < MAS?** family has its distinctive odor. A w ’OWta GO BOVOM MAM »« ■ -, loses A dentist says that a woman ber teeth suuoer than a man ¿'r 'robsbly ■. r, M- ». ovo »A»»«»«»» -. •. 11'81’ wrlllna «* aSvartlaars plaeaa • * she wears tbCM I----- out » vl maatlM rfcTa paper. "‘-Eause I’m afraid I’ll have to t *|1 the cakes and jam in the closet " t to please her. ”_______ FREE TO FARMERS ADVANCE THRESHER CO Our 1901 Vehicle Book Our 1901 Implement Catalogue Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co., BUY THE McCORMICK MOWERS Chas. L. Mastick & Co. 75 ’p^eoVeSo“k A VETERAN URIFIERt Tells of a Thrilling Experience in the Civil War and How a Newspaper Article Saved His Life. What Does It Cost? D on ’ t S top T obacco S uddenly Portland Anchor Fence Co. I V Keeley Cure SUMMER W. H. SMITH I CO., Buffalo, N. V. POMMEL SLICKER Li I n L 3 I