The Eugene weekly guard., June 08, 1901, Image 3

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MV SHIPS COME HOME.’’
If a» ,k* *h'^slibiZhouie to
n°?«*e barlwr would not holJ
**:*iX « “»ere would be.
A»
«..— catue home to me.
K ,11 sU •*“’•
came l«a«k from aea
»• **“ “d.t tbeir precious freight to
Y.. Lid have wealth a. great
A* •'kiL that sits in state.
7b tbe tr. asnre there would be
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is k*
FOR THE LITTLE GIRLS
Every Mau, Woman and Child Among
Them
Brll tf that .hip "« nt down at sea
B . it .he other» cam«* to me.
., « ,-h gems and wealth un-
W»iíbe«l <io"n
toM.
-, riches. glory, gold.
A“-1 *" . .
,,ot ** *“*'
O winds blow fr«*»,
»hips safe home to me .
glow all m.v
-
some a wrack
gut If thou »« ■n<l«*st
I
sailing back,
fo never more come
c
that sail the sea,
11 a 0 v . ■ »11.
—
Lt send atj lore »hip home to me.
_Ella Wheeler \\ ilcox._______
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I
EVIL BUTTERWORTH and Guy
Chadwick lmd b«*en chums lu col­
lege. The acquaintance formed
I there » «* cemented by time Into a fast
friendship, »"d when war was de-
I «lared against Spain Ix'th offereti their
trikes to Unde Sam. But this frieml
I »bip. so strong, was one of diametrical­
ly opposite natures. E«(ual opportuni­
ties bad been given the two men to se­
cure shoulder straps.
Butterworth
alone took advantage of them. "The
Government has need of «*ducate«l men
as officers,■' he said. In accepting a lieu
tenancy.
sentiment of bis friend
was: "It the country has uee«l of my
services. 1 give them gladly, but a gun
shall rest upon my shoulder; 1 can* not
tor the honors o> war." For this speech
Private Chadwick was highly esteemed
by bis comrades iu Company B, of the
Ninth.
Ute In the home camp was drudgery
to Lieut. Butterworth. Chadwick, as
eager as any to strike a blow at the
"dirty Spaniards,” as he termed them,
took the matter more philosophically.
He submitted to the inevitable grace­
fully. When, at last, the order to break
«•»nip was given, then* was some regret
that the Philippines were the objective
point. Nevertheless, it was a jolly
crowd that unpegged their tents and
rolled their blankets, preparatory to the
departure for the coast.
The trip across the continent nnd the
life on the transiiort, lessened, in a
measure, their eagerness for action. To
stand once more on firm, steady land,
with no longer the pitqhing, rolling
deck beneath their feet was content
ment for a time. Barrack life iu Manila
was begun. Then a new element came
Into the lives of Lieut. Butterworth and
Private Chadwick.
Nina was a Filipino girl. She was
the daughter of au Insurgent leader.
Lieut. Butterworth nnd Private Chad­
wick had fallen prey to her snapping
black eyes and pretty face, smiling co-
quettisbly beneath a crown of Inky
Mack hair. Sin* fascinated oue, charmed
toe other. Butterworth was head over
heels in love with the girl. Chadwick,
less impetuous, was cauglit by her
sweet simplicity. Yet their friendship
did not suffer; rivalry, rather than Jeal­
ousy, was the keynote of their rela­
tions.
"Guy," said the lieutenant, one «lay,
forgetting rank In a burst of contidence,
"I can't get away from those black
eyes, they follow uie everywhere, they
are in everything 1 gee, but. someway,
1 doubt her sincerity."
"I have my doubts, too,” returm*d
Guy, "but knowing how much you care
for Nina. I have refrained from men­
tioning them. I have a fancy myself
for the girl. Nevertheless, I believe
that she Is trying to inveigle us Into
Joining the insurgent cause.”
“Oh, Guy," exclaimed Cecil, "Nina is
too loyal a girl to conspire for our ruin
In such a manner. I laud her strong
belief in her father's cause. But no,
not that from little Nina.”
Private Chadwick said nothing. He
prayetl for a call to the field to sever
this attachment. His hopes were real­
ized-but partially. The Ninth was
ordered to join in the chase of the in-
»urgent», but the activity failed to re-
ston* to Lieut. Butterworth bls equillb-
rium of mind. Military duties now
precluded further lntercour»e betwe«*n
tbe two friends. In the excitement of
battle Private Chadwick gave the black-
eyed Nina but a small place in bis
thoughts.
Private Chadwick loung«*«! carelessly
in front of his tent admiring the beau­
ties of tbe setting sun, which painted
the horizon with glory. He was think­
ing of Manila and, for the first time
•Ince he had taken the field, of tbe
bright-eyed Nina. He wondered If But
terworth had forgotten her. It was
pleasant to recall those happy days.
"S-I-Mt”
The sound lnterrupte«l bls revery. A
^rty, ragged individual steppe«! from
behind the tent Ixxtking cautiously
to the right an«l left he slipped a grimy
bit of paper Into Chadwick's band.
Gny hastily tore open tbe note,
read:
My Dear American Soldier: Trove to
n»* that you love me. Join us to night.
I »pa will make you a big officer.
NINA.
•' psng went to bls heart. A srnoul-
*l»rlng fire flam«!
— up. In spite of this
v denr-e of her insincerity. Guy now
rt'Slized that bis feeling for her was
■»ore than mere Interest In the girl. He
• •« disgusted to discover his weak­
ness.
•Jet out of here." be said in a harsh
’«•■■». "Go tell the one who sent you
•hat tny flag ;» d«*ar>*r to me than all
he world, and before 1 leave it I will
Go."
1 be effort cost him pain. He crawled
’■ k into bls tent a miserable man. The
•on bad set
Private Chadwick's nick." comment
*•! bi» romrades.
ran with tbe new» to Lieut But
*«*rths lent it warn empty.
of
Balsa All Their
Foolaiulfv tn Addition to This.
' “let’‘X.
A DESERTtR’S FATE.
Hal
»:klt JA, and
robe others »" went down.
aaJ Prt.u.1 an I «lad Ud be
JJfbat e*- -‘“P ' a,ue b',ule lU
o skies l*e
ROLLING IN WEALTH
◦SAGE INDIANS ARE THE RICH­
EST PEOPLE ON EARTH
;;XX-b* »■«•-r«'1”-“ ib-u -‘«b'
It ¡¿t one »hip
SOMETHING ABOUT THE GAMES
I
this compliment In sign language, but
1 didn't want to spoil the tun.
I
"They kept up a very five discussion
of my appearance, and when we I
reached City Hall statlou 1 arose to go
out an«i they followed right behind. The
car had b«*en well fllh*«l sud the girl»
were in a burry. I gtepp«*d to oue side
and lu sigu language said to the oue
right behlud me:
“ 'Excuse me. I am sorry to be in
your way.'
"That girl read my hands In amaze­
ment. and I would not have missed the
expression on her face as her eyes
met mine for anythiug It was a blush
to remember. Without explaining to
the other girl, who was Iwhiud her,
she gra»i*ed her arm and hustl«*d her
about face and out of the other door.
As I reached th«» platform 1 saw the
girl whom 1 addressed explaining It
to the other girl, win»»* face Indicat«*«!
that slit* was struggling between mor­
tification and mirth.
Just as they
turnetl toward the bridge lx>th of them
look«*«l back at me. 1 stull«*«! and
raised my hat. They laugbs*d ami ou
they went. It was a pleasant little en­
tertainment for a downtown trip."—
New York Sun.
SUPPOSE WE SMILE.
HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM
THE COMIC PAPERS.
Pleasant
Incidents
World Over
Occurring
the
Ha, Ings that Ara V heer-
ful to Old or Young
Funny Halec-
tlous that Everybody Will Enjoy.
Their Weak Fela*.
"Ro you don't think the automobile
will au«*«*eed the borse for farm work?"
asked the visitor.
"Nope,” answered L'ncle Silas, “flnan-
cfally they would be a failure. When
they'd get old au' wore out bow couhl
you turn 'em loose In a Held by the rail­
road so's they'd get kilt? An' even If
you could, 1 doubt If the company 'ud
be held responsible." — Indianapolis
Sun.
Too Late,
At the office of commissioner of In­
"Don’t you feel a thrll of exultation
After hearing evidence in an assault
dian affairs a few days ago contracts
every time you »«*«■ th«x«e symbolic let
were let to cattleuieu for the renting of
ter» V. S ?" a»ke«i the patriotic citizen, ease between man ami wife. In which
th«* wife had had a deal of provocation,
the pasture lauds of the* Osage Indians,
who had Just returnc«l front Europe.
"Yes," answered Senator Sorghum. th«* magistrate, turning to the husband,
in Oklahoma. These Indians have
mmi ,<»»> acres of pasture lauds, of
"And 1 like 'em best lu the shape of a remarked:
"My go<xl man, I really cannot do
monogram. They l«x>k almost exactly
w bleb 909,000 acres w ere rented. This
like a dollar mark."—Washington Star. anything iu this case."
will add to the annual Income of the
"But she has cut a piece of my ear
tribe about $120.000. "And already,"
off.
sir."
Pio.
»aid Captain A C. Tonner. assistant
Tie that melts In your mouth Is as­
•'Well." said the magistrate, “I will
commissioner of Indian affairs, "the
tonishingly obdurate after It gets Into bind her over to keep the peace."
Osage Indians are th«* richest p«*ople In
your stomach.—Detroit Journal.
"You can't.” shouted the husband;
the world.
"she's thrown It away.”—Londou Tlt-
Wl h .« Rrcklesa I'erslan Flovor.
"Several years ago the lands of the
“My guess concerning 'An English­ Blts
Usages in Kansas were sold, the sale
woman's
I«ove Letters' ought to attract
The Situation.
realizing $8.000,000. This money was
“Y es; Roberts Is going home because
great
attention."
It i« not only the kniekerbockered small constant
placed
lu
the
treasury
of
the
United
like the red on Gladys
the war la over.”
"What la It?”
boy who has games of big own. Girl», Gwendolen's waxen cheek, lu constant State.«, ami from It the Osage Indians
“And Kitchener?"
too, have fads and occupations, though repetition there's a certain wear and tea.*, derive an anuu.il Income of $400,000
"I believe Dinar Khayyam wrote
all of them are not monopolized by doll
"Oh. he’s going to stay because It
lieaven knows if the Scotch had any­ In addition to this they own 1.570,19ft The Tuihrella as a Sign of Dignity. them." - Chicago Record Herald.
babies. In fact, their historic devotion thing to do with hop-scotch or not. acres of laud, which Is fairly worth $5
Isn't."
Slam
a
magnate's
dignity
and
In
Mure Mgi».
to these painted beauti«*« seems to be There's nothing in a name, anyway. To
Realised Hia Own Madness.
lessening. Dolls of sawdust and paper play the game a complicated acbeine is an acre, making the value of their land power are rwkonml according to th«'
"Now you ar«* tired of me and abuse
holding» $7,850,875.
There ar«' 1.972 number of umbrellas he poeaeasea.
are good for rainy days aud for the twi­ chalked on tbe concrete walk.
The
me," sobb«*«l the young wife w hose bus
light hours before or after dinner, when squares are quite large and numbered Indians in the tribe, counting men, One of these magnates Is proud to l»e-
band refused to hire another uiahl to
one is not allowe«! to go out. But the and th«» boppiug begin», It is certainly women and children. They all shar«* gin hi» titles with "Lord of Thirty
«loll «lay is decidedly on the decline. It good exercise. A little chip or stone alike lu th«* tribal wealth, ami when a seveu 1'mbreUas." Among certain Af­
take care of her pet dog. "Yet," she
is better for girls, as for Im.vs. to be in must l>e kicked from square 1 to s«piare child Is born It becomes a joint property rican trll»«Mi. the grandeur of the ludl
continued, "not two years ago you were
the open, to chase butterflies with net», 2 and so on. It must always be done owner with .ill the other Indians lu the vldual Increases with the size, and not
Just crazy to marry me."
to climb trees eveu at the expense of with one foot and the other f«x>t must tribe. Th«* profits from the $8.<100,000
"Yes, answered the complacent nun-
with
th«'
number
of
umbrella»
be
pos
­
clothing, and to jump and frolic with all never touch the ground. Neither must held In the treasury, the tveettt rental
brute,
iny friends tohl me so at the
sesses
Au
African
chief,
determining
their might.
the chip atop on one of the numerous
time, but 1 didn't realize It until after
1 here is more to lie discovered with chslked lines, nud the hopper must never of pasture lauds, ami other sources of to surpass all bls rivals In this reepect.
w«> were marrlt'd." Kansas (Mty Star.
the ants, the bees, the birds, the flowers, twinkle » toe on one of these line», either. revenue. give the Osage» au aunual In­ mad«* up bls mind to procure the larg
or in the companionship of a wise dog, It’s all very complicated and jarring. com«* of approximately $000.000, a per est umbrella In the world, and got the
Arithmetical Backing.
than in all the sawdust and china eyed Almost everything is prohibited in hop­ capita Incom«* of $304.23 for each man, article made to order In London. Its
"Jimmy. Sammy says you liad more
babies in the world.
woman and child. When a family con­ rib» were 49 feet long, and other parts
scotch.
caramels than the rest of the children.''
However, there are certain games sa­
Jumping rope is left to girls, too. Doc­ sists of man and wife ami eight cbll- lu proportion. When distended its ef­
'Well, ma. I seen they wouldn’t go
cred to our grandmothers and still kept tors have inveighed against it. but all iu i dren. as often happens, the family re­ fect was sublime, the machine resem­
'round again, an’ so 1 jes' had to eat
up in a measure by little girl», being re­ vain. Tb«* girls are still jumping. When ceives each year In cash $3,400, and on
bling
a
green
gingham
circus
tent,
lu
vived from year to year. Some of them ever you see boys spinning tops you will
'em." Detroit Free Tress.
are silly. Most of them date from the find girls jumping rope, and probably the their lauds they raise all their food China the four highest rank» of Man
"Guess It'» a »lire go 'bout '«'tn goln'
lie Knew Iler.
time when boys and girls did not study benefit, so far as exercise goes, is on th«« stuffs and considerable gralu for the derln are entitled to a r«*d silk um
"If you waut to marry her. dou't be
market.
brelln with three flounces the smaller ter nuetlon off this 'ere busted rail­
from the same b<x>ks, and when it was side of the girls.
so abjectly devote«!. You simply cheap­
reasoned out that even games must be
It is a matter of pride to be able to
Tin* realty holdings of the tritie have nobility la'lug allowed two. Gentle road."
en yourself In her eyes.”
feminine. Now we know better. The jump to twenty or forty or sixty, accord­ a per capita valuation of $3,897, or. for man commoner» of the two highest
"Why so?"
same sports that develop the little male ing to age and strength. How tbe braids a family of ten. $39,870. There Is no ranks have a re<! State umbrella sur
"Then she’ll take me. Mary never
"Well, by gum. I seed rtsl flags along
animal are good for little girls, too. Girls bob and tbe curls fly! They hold their other race of people In the world. It 1« mounted by a gourd shapi'd knob of the track In three or four places."
couhl rt*slst a bargain."-The King
now play baseball and even football.
hats on by main force, while the rope
block-tln. The two next degrees have
Art Cookers,
Cayuse Made Hood.
First ami <learc»t of all th«* girls' games whips tbe «round lw*neath tbe flying feet. declared, that can mak«> such a show
the knob of wood only, though painted
"What lovely brown biscuits sb«
Pepperliole Pete -Cayuse Charley Is
comes tag. The children range in a There Is a double r<»l«e called th«* Spanish Ing.
r«*d.
Then
cornea
the
fifth
rank,
with
Th«' Osag«* Indians have not fail«*«! to
row anti somebody count».
gone at last; he trl«>«l ter throw the makes!"
rope, which calls for great swiftness of
eye and lightness of foot. There is a protit by this wealth. The sons ami umbrellas of blue cloth, with red paint­ through express off th' track an' will
"Yes; in <*ol»rature c«x>klng she Is
Eeen.v, nteeny, miney, mo.
slow motion of the rope from side to daughters of families an* sent east to ed wixalcn knobs at th«' top. ami only cut Iu two.
quite unexeell«*«!.—Puck.
Catch a nigger by th«* toe.
side, calleil mnkiug the cradle. Anylxjdy colleges aud boarding schools to lx* two flounces. The governor general of
Lariat Luke YVaal. Cayuse mad«'
If he hollers let hint go,
lemlsine Hiucerltr.
can jump that.
educated, tunny of them receiving pro­ a Chinese province la heralded by two good; he alius s«*d he'«! never die with
Eeen.v, in«*eny, miney, mo.
Ted He stutters ho badly It took him
Whether you are a girl admitted to tbe fessional training. There are a few great re«l silk umbrellas. In Turkey
Ills
boots
on.
Ohio
Stale
Journal.
over half an hour to propose to her.
The last "mo” is “it,” and the game blessed privilege of overalls, or whether
no one Is supposti! to use an umbrella
begins with a nimble scattering and a you are a girl obliged to look after the famlll«*». of course, which still live with ex«'ept the Sultan, while In Morocco
N«sl Wliat «lid she say to him?
for
Conirrwtn
’
at
ion.
Cause
shrill squeak. The lines are silly and unbroken continuity of skirts and st«x*k- almost the simplicity that marked the
Ted
Oh, this Is so sudden.—Jmlge.
Drummer
Any
mall
for
me
.lohn
II.
ungrammatical, and the kindergartners ings, the pleasant spring days are the Ilves of their savage ancestors, but the only members of the Royal family Kia whack ?
do not approve of them because they time for fun. The days are so short an I desire for education and culture Is rap claim this peculiar honor as their own
Petty vili«* Postmaster Nope!
are such meaningless jabber, but the obi the plays are so many that the little folk Idly spreading, and when the Osagen
New Waterproof Clothing.
Drummer Good! The firm hasn't
doggerel has been used for so many years stuff themselves at night, after all the become citizens a few years hence they
A study of much Importance at till» Bred me yet! Duck.
that very likely it» meaning, if it ever vigorous exercise, and go to sleep with will be fully equipped for the duties
momeut Is that recently taken up by
had any, has all been rubbed off from skins tight as any drum.
and responslbllltl«*» of citizenship.
Dr. A. Berthler, wlio has applied him
1 he Only Way.
The homes of some of the moat pro- self to the discovery of a material for
"Bores can't bore me.”
"The lieutenant went oft with a dirty scene. Iu the midst of the dead and gresslve Osages compare favorably the clothing of soldiers that will repel
"Why not?"
looking beggar,” said the guard. "One dying, lay the lifeless body of a pretty with the dwellings of white people of water an«l yet admit air for ventilation.
"I always mating«* to get the lead
of Ills charities, 1 guess. Said he'd be black-eyed Filipino girl, beside the dead equal wealth. Their houses Hre richly Dr. Berthler found the clew to ktich a away and I «ore them.” Puck.
back before long.”
deserter lieutenant, ami there, with bis furnished with carpets and modern fur­ material In the dress of Arabs, who
A lleflnitlou.
Private Chadwick knew otherwise. head buried in his arms and weeping niture. and In many homes there are used wool w hich »till contains the util
Musician I t'ink he's a true moosl-
He was torn one way by jealousy to- like a child, was Private Chadwick— pianos upon which the boarding school mal grease. Experiments were mail«'
ward his erstwhile friend, another by he mourned tin* loss of friend and training of th«* daughters lias taught with lanoline, a product of the purltl clan a true artist.
Friend What do you mean by that?
to perform. Horses and carriages are cation of this animal grease, deprive«!
anger nt the girl who had played him sweetheart.—New York Evening Sun.
Musician Veil, a true artist I» one
not Infrequent, aud though the autotno- of Hotip and acid fat a ml mail«* neutral.
false. He worked himself into a fever.
bile has not yet made Its appearance. It The results were favorab’e. and th« rot would love art for It» own »nk«>
Ills comrades attributed It to sorrow
Huvage» on the Hcent.
Fly Poor little things'.
Nothing
for his lost friend, for, after a fruitless
Among many savage tribes the sense Is not au Impossibility of the future.
Impermeable effect was »retired by a If he could nfforil It.—Puck.
seems to grow up tn this desert.
Th«* enviable condition of tlu* Ganges mixture of ten to twenty gram» of Ian
search. It was said that Lieut. Butter­ of smell is almost as acute as in some
Whv lie Broke Loose.
A Hhorl Cut to I • ihty.
worth had been trapped into an am­ of the lower animal». Tin* Peruvian has led to a considerable Influx of ollne to 1,000 grams of spirits of petro­
Mrs. Von Blunter I thought you said
Ague» In answer to the question:
buscade.
Indians are able, according to Hum­ white settlers on the reservations, leum as a dissolvent. This sprem! Itself that Mrs. I’eterby had such thorough
In the gray dawn of morning Private boldt, to distinguish in the middle of many white men seeking alliances with rapidly In the tissue and evaporated control over her husband that she "How can I become beautiful In thirty
Chadwick paced slowly up and down, the night, whether an approaching the daughters of Osage families. The quickly. The material can be dipped made him go to church every Sunday. days?" we would recommend that you
get |H>pper to sn«*ak In ou the right sld«
w itli his gun on his shoulder, doing sen­ stranger Is a European. American. In tribal government, however, has found In the mixture for a few- moments and He wasn't there last Sunday.
try duty. He was still weak from the dlan, or negro. M. Houzeau also as a way. If not to stop, at least to profit then wrung out, or the solution can be
Von Blnmer No. He found It was of the jiork market.
fever. A rustle, as of some one mov­ serts that lie proved by repeated ex­ by this whit«» emigration. From every applle«! to the surface with a sponge. affecting his golf. Life.
Moat Carlo««» Thin».
ing. caught his attention.
periments thut negroes and Indians can white peraon on trie reservation n The last Is the most economical, but the
Mrs. Qulzzer (who wants to know
Off and On.
"Who goes there?”
distinguish persons in th«* dark by their monthly poll tax of $1 is collected. The first gives the best results. A solution
everything)—Now, what do you con­
“He gets on a spivs occasionally, sider to be the most curious thing you
His challenge went unanswered. He color. Indian travelers have recorded Imposition of this tax has driven from of alum and acetate of lead lias also
doesn't
lie?
”
espied a form disappearing into a clump that certain natives who habitually ab­ th«' reservation many suitors for the b«M*n tried with some success. The ma
ever saw, professor?
"Oli. yes, off and on.”
stain from animal food have a sense hands of Osag«' maidens and has given terlal thus treat«*d Is healthy, the tissue
of bush«*».
Prof. Trotter-A woman, madam».—
"Bang.” He tired—but into the air.
of smell which Is so exquisitely deli­ those who remain an ardor and eager­ Is not clogged, the weight Is not In­ "More often on than off. I suppose.” Harlem Life.
—
Philadelphia
Press.
The corporal of the guard came run­ cate that they can tell from which well ness for matrimony which might not creased an«l the color ami texture are
Beyond a Whisper,
ning down the line. He receivi'd the a vessel of water has been obtained follow were long courtships not thus unimpaired.—Louis Globe-Demo­
WlH Hur.
"It la great drawback to be getting
rendered
expensive
luxuries
Wash
­
of
sentry's report: "Marauding party
By smell alone the negroes of the An­
crat.
deaf."
devils.’ ” But Guy did not tell of all tilles will detect the footsteps of n ington Post.
I
"Yes, It Is; people quit telling you se
A
Bad
Trade
in
the
Klondike.
be saw. In the disappearing form ba Frenchman from those of a negro. The
crete.”—Chicago Record-Herald.
"You simply go it blind in sinking out
UNDERSTOOD
SIGN
LANGUAGE.
had recognized his deserter friend.
guide» who accompany traveler» on the
a claim," said a returned Klomllker.
With liasty formation Company B rout»' from Aleppo to Babylon will tell
Want««! Hpeclflc itlona.
"ami brains don't rount for anything.
of a Ynnn» Lawyer Over
The farmer (wearing long lioots)—
was sent forward. Keeping undercov­ by smelling the desert sand liow near Imuiement
Gossip of Two Girl Mates.
"I was with a crowd tip there alstut
Iley, sonny, d’yew want tew shine 'em
er of the trees, they halted on the they are to th«' latter place. But the
“YVhen I l«*arned the deaf mute sign a year ago. We all hoard that there
for a dime?
e«lge of a clearing. Not more than people gifted with delicate olfactory
language, a few years ago,” said a was gold In a certain section not far
The Bootblack (looking them over)—
a thousand ynrds away, 900 Filipinos, nerves, above all others, are the ills»
young lawyer yesterday, "It was for a from our camp, and acturdlngly there
How far up? Brooklyn I.lfe.
under the leadership of a young officer ri glues of Australia; and to such an ex­
definite purpose, and since then. Inci­ was a prompt exixlus. It was a cane of
In the uniform of the United States tent 1» their gift relitsl upon that th«*
dent ly, It lias furnished a goo«l deal of first come, first nen«*d, and mmiu we all
A Tip In Advance.
army, were stealthily advancing.
government had, a few years back, a
amusement to me. There art* not ninny had our claims ntaked out. Two fel
First Waiter You see, the man gave
••Careful men. Don't tire. Wait for number of natives In the police force
«leaf-niiltes In this city, ami when. In lows who were chupis hud tried to get
Pet» a tip----
who were employed solely as tracker»
orders,” cautioned the officers.
claims side by side, but another man
H«*con<l Walter—What!
Before he
The American lines deployed and for hunting out criminals by smell coming down on an elevated train this
got between them. They proposed an
got anything to eat?
now a volley carried death into the op­ alone, wliicb they did with the greatest morning. I discovered that the ero»»
seat op(«o»lt«> me was occupied by two exchange with him.
First Walter—Yes a tip that he
posing force. The battle raged back success.
"Tt's nil luck,' they said, 'and we
young women who were conversing
wouldn't get any If he didn't burry.—
ami forth. Scattering were the shots
in sign language, my interest wns at want to work our claims together. Now
Puck.
________
Where W'ater Was Found.
which returned the regular lire of the
The Arabs of file Nubian desert sup once excited. They were neat looking you take either one of our»; It won't
Can Alw«ra Mint Words.
boys In blue, The Insurgents became
girls, and ns I settled In my i^ent 1 nuke any difference to you. nnd will
Ils This author should l»e asliatiu'd
disorganize«!, Their retreat became a pose«! they knew all about their coun­ discovered that they were having an help us out.'
try, but an engineer recently bored a
of himself. A married man, too!
rout.
iinimat«*d conversation on a certain
"The other man said It was all n
lie- He »ays that a man's wife
The battle was over. The soldiers well 75 miles from the Nile »lid LUM) young tnnn whose merits and demerits gamble anyway, so he chose the right
*‘l want you to take me to St. John's “gazed at him In »(»eechle»» astonish­
returned victoriously rejoicing As they feet above the river and fouml an
they
were
frankly
<ll»<*u«slng.
never
han«!
<lalm
In
exchange
for
Ills
own.
ment.” Why. such n thing Is unknown
Wood, Cabble.”
picked their way over the spot of the abundant supply of water at a depth of dreaming that nny < ...... Ise tn the car
That was a year ago The two men
tirsi encounter, they came upon a sad 5<5 f«*«*t.
"All right, sir. but would you mind In matrimony!—Puck.
couhl understand .......... Suddenly one who ar«* working their claims together
getting 111 the other side so ns the old
of them noticed I hai I wns looking In­ haven't made a thing, while the other
The Rest of It,
'orse don't ««•«* yer?” I’hll May's An
MANCHURIA, THE CHINESE
tently at them, ami with her lingers han already taken over $I,000.< nm > out nual.
"I don't see why you aren't Industri­
said to the other girl:
of his. Queer, Isn't It? But that's the
ous and economical like the man next
TERRITORY COVETED BY RUSSIA she “'Don't
look up Just now; but In the Klondike."- New York Mall ami Ex
A race»»».
door," said the wife. "You will scarce­
“And they tell me a colony hath lieen ly have time to get to your office In sea­
seat across from you Is a young man press.
plante«l In Delaware Hast heard how son. The man next door has his lunch
on whom you have mad«* an Impres­
Wrote Hermon» in HI» Bleep.
sion. He Isn't bad looking.'
It 1» prospering?"
In a basket and starts out at U o'clock
Narrating "Home Remarkable ('uses
"Marvelously! The first (teach crop In the morning."
"I glanced idly out of the w indow to of Double I'ersonnllty," Dr. It. (>Ngoo<l
give the girl a chance to Inspect me, Mason cites, In the Iaulles Home Jour hath lieen ■ glorious failure!" San
"Yes; and goes flsblng."—Washing­
Francisco Bulletin.
ami w ith difficulty I auj.pt esaed a smile.
ton Star.
nal. the cast* of a "young ecclesiastic
She looked me over critically, and then
In the se'nlnary with th«* Archbishop
A Philanthropist.
Handed Porter lloussean Manuscript
with her fingers she said
She (haughtily)—I bap|«en to know
Very qu«*er tales sometime» attach to
"’You saw lilm first. He Is yours. I of Bordeaux, France, who wns In the
habit of getting up at night In a com 11 that you have already proponed to two the journeying» of manuscripts, and
don't Ilk«* blonds myself.’
other girls this year.
the following la not without Interest
“ 'It was you at whom he wan look­ (Ion of »ouiitambiillsin. going to hl»
study and comp«>slng ami writing hl»
He Yea, dear, but I assure you It An elegantly <!ren»«xl Indtvidunl recent­
ing.' came the reply
“ 'No; be was |i»»klng at yon. I don't sermons In the «lark. When lie had was only out of compassion. Detroit ly dropped In at one of the Paris boul­
like tils mustache. Just look st him finished one page he read It over ami Free Press.
evard clubs, and banding a parcel to
An Adjunct tnTtir«,
now. conceits«! thing! He Is curling IL' carefully and profx*rly correct«! It. A
th«* ball porter nxiuest«*«! hliu to utlrnl
"Perliap» you can <llr«*«*t me," she the same for a little while. The ottl
"T think his mustache Is very nice,’ broad piece of cardlx«anl Interpos«-«! I«e-
said tip* first girl. 'Don’t look in his tw«*en bls «*y«*s ami hl» writing mad«* said with pompous coii<l«ui«*eii»lon to the clal very naturally thought the par«*el
"I've a crying ne«xj was the pro|x*rty of a member, and at
direction so frequently or lie will sus­ no difference to him. lie wrote. re»«l fl«x>rwalk(*r.
and cornx ted Just the same as If there for - "
orn-e <ie|x>»lted it In bis cupboard,
pect u».'
"Yes'm,” Inti rrupted the fl«x»r wnlker. where It lay till a day or two back,
" He looks too slow to suspect any­ had lieen no olMtructlon Having coin
thing. Besides. I can see him. by look­ pleted hl» work to hl« satisfaction be In his quick, nervous way, "han'k'chlef when It «ran, with the »auction of the
ing In the mirror, sud he doesn't know returned to lx*d. ami In the morning ba d«*partm«*nf, flf counter, n«*i' aisle."
President of the club, opened. It was
It. I am going to slse him up again had not the slightest Idea of what ba
. .0.1 th<* rannlrv of tbe Manchow», or Msn
then fouml to contain a manuscript of
The
Sen««
of
Ownership.
■ By 1 tbe w>
»•■»
.Is
1 a»
n by thè b.un ier of tbe dyasaty whi h
now', and as she turned toward the ' had d«xie In the night, and hnd no
« hut. an epithet meaning • ,,rF»
‘
“There goes my train!" zahl the com­ Jean Jnc<|U«*s Rousseau nml a copy of
mirror so did I. ami I caught her glance knowle«lge of It until be »aw the nianu-
“Lt Roman <le la Rone." These were
now rnh-o over AUn.-buria and < b.n-i «« an appropriate designation for hi»
muter
with exasperation.
duly examined by an expert, who re­
family. Mawhnri« n it baa eiiatrd r* or upwsrd of two «-entnrir»— that i» to »»y, sqnar«- In the eyes. The young woman x-rlpt In his own handwriting "
"If
It's
your
train,
”
said
a
sarcastic
xist.w-e—i» ■ trart of country w«~lr»«l in berween
flushed a bit ami then pretended to be
sinre it ha* had an historical <*
ported
that the manuscript was per
Diffrreat
Points
of
View.
bystander,
"why
didn't
you
have
It
wait
ni northwoot. and (ore» ani thè Rna.tan
looking out of the window. The girl
China and Mong«'iia on the west »
fectly genuine ami worth at least lo.MXt
"Rhe caught a tblef In the house and for you?" Hommervllle Journal.
I.
Hpeaking more deflnrtely. it i»
territory on the Amur on th» east and n rth
who admltt«*d that 1 was not bad to chased hl in four blocks, " said the ad
francs, while the novel formed part of
>aat by thè Cauri, on thè «outh by thè
I ■Minded on the north bj th» Amur.
?
look at nudged her friend ami with her miring friend.
Diagrams.
»
very rare «*«lltlon of which only a few
. a» I on thè »est by tbe ri»er
Gulf if Ixaou tung. the Yell «» sea an I
o.
K
She I see Iu New York every theater «•Of«lew are extant. As the elegantly
nimble angers said:
"Xi and - line *< P»h..de» ** M k
' - J«« Htun<-t»se te thè Great
"Isn't It strange," replied the »areas
nule» in lengtb and 5»X)
“ Illa clothe« lit him well, «lon't they? tic rival, "how »«»me girls are always program Is requlr«xl by law to bear a dressed gentleman did not reappear to
•^:„f chi... Ve
It i» divided mio three
plan of the bouse on which the exits claim the parent I»» contents were
Wouldn't be lx* angry If be knew that after the men?"-Chicago Poet.
X or <^hen> M.n.F«n». Kirin or Central Man«buriO.
are plainly market!
we were talking abont him. I think
handed over to the police iinthorltlc».
prorin'i*. th .. Taifibar or
«
«ountry i» di«i«le«i into
A Ile g'ie« by telegraph, anal the truth
Led ¡jraou tun« or Southern M»m buna.
He-Oh. Is that what those things art
that
be
Is
al«»
'
,
.
nz
northero an-i
New brooms »w«*ep dean ami old
ekas itnd* a *»*ri*,<* 4,f moUDtaifi fflUi
"It was with difficulty that I could follows along by freight a few days Intended for? I always thought thus*
■ sr» regi-ns. the one a sen »
a pia u nriit b atreUben »outA
ones, too, if properly manipulated.
later.
llagratns were dress pattern-.
e..ten. port.-» of th- k.ngJmn
prevent
myself
from
acknowledging
•f L mvj tung.
i
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