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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (April 13, 1901)
RiXEIl Eugciie H a CORDAY APRIL 13 to carry v he>v load oi coal an 1 water, ¿hould the motor train pile up in the ditch, or break tbiough a bridge, tbe passengers will not be scalded to death or burut alive. It ie a clean, safe and economical mo ive power. A Bear Experience THE ROMANCE OF MAURICE COHEN. Nearly 40 years ago I wa* sent into Brusbington is a Chicago artist who the northwest by a wealthy corporation Haw thorn» iu New York to examine tuiuiug proper fl 'Wer when John C*»ii»table presented »•ii-.i'v back from Paris with what »eernvil fever ties iu Montana an<l Idaho. The work . i .... i .-.J..-».l • i himself ut Brooklaud farm and a»k*»d tine pro-p«*'t* of fame aud fortune at necessarily took uie away troin ordinary to see Farmer W tllotlghby. home. He wa* saturated with the spirit lilies of travel into tbe forests and moun A big. square room, with tbe mental .it- “Father la down in th* fleMa, H* • U Money making ia the axis aruutwl of art. He hud already bad a whiff of tains still occupied by their original deni mosphere that is diffused by many book'. not be back before 12.” »aid beautiful the incense of praise. He thought that zen*. tbe Indians aud wild auiuial*. from bich the world’s activities revol v . Maurice Cohen walked up and down D»»ra Willoughby, who had responded to nil he bad to do to »stablish himself the ternhle gruxly to th« yelptug coyote. his study and dictated to his secretary: his knock. This is nothing new, but probably In th* employ of tbe company were •’And peace and truth will work out in with honor and profit was to set up his t'onrtnble t>»ok a »eat upon a chair uear it «as never so true as it is todav. ..... avenue and «bow two brothers—Jim. a boy of 15, and the end. Men and wotDtQ, too, will have the open door. Another rec »rd ha; been made in studio in Michigan Mike, a mature man. They were cutting A narrow passaxe aeparated the kitch On every side we see evidences th it the steamship building line. Th« ULicacni-.s what the home bred artist wood not more than a mile distant from justice shown to them; only we must - I daii > " h'-i1 ' " can do when he gets a chance. wait for these as for other things and en (■ the world is in » »ort of fever of A’hits Star line steamer, Celtic, But he soon found that a wrak picture the camp. Jim. wlio had been up a brook possess working I-'rotn Constable's ¡»»«ition by our souls in patience.** Mr. Co a few- rods, returned, rushing through the kiubeti d»H>r »he eoii'.d be seen a» site acquisition. Wealth-getting h«.s launched at Belfast, Ireland, yester dated "Paris. 1807.” is a better Iwiit tor the »ernh. shouting: "A griasly! Run, hen was writing for a Jewish paper that flitted about; but, a* if thl* were aot »»me “connoisseurs" than a strong home Mike, run!'’ and scrambled up a low- . liked its period* well rounded. Then ho enough, lie aroee when »lie In-gau to mak»> become a passion. The public day, is six hundred and eighty feel made work, and when all his foreign tree. lie had got bis arms over a low stopped aud looked at his secretary, nn-l the butter into pat», with the pretense of I__ • products were »old at a sacrifice to help press is filled with gog-ip about tbe long, ha* nine decite and capacity pay his rent he began to debate with hla branch when the grizzly caught him by she raised her bead au<l looked at him examining the print. great money-makers and their for 2859 paesengere. Her gros» conscience whether it would be doing the foot. In agony of fear be shouted ay in pathetically because there was nt “I atn well acquainted with th pat- for b«dp. Mika saw the boy was being ” he »aid, "but 1 del uot kno who methods. Enormously rich men tonnage in 20X80, ten tbousan violence to his high Ideals tn us* th« dragged down to certain death. Instead that morneut tbe little vibration iu Mr. tern. made the butter.” magic name of the French capital »m of saving himself by flight the brave Coheu’s voice that always appealed to "I suppose you have seen It in the are held up as models, Th* tone more than th° Great Ka-tern. tho canvases that sky _ _ he — palute»! in >i* xi hia saj her. She was rather a difficile young fehew ran back and buried his ax to the k;-c. quarter« -------- — overlooking ... - dairies and markets." she wet t on. bijh I.ake Mlehl- acquisition of wealth is set belota helv« iu the bear, w hich, leaving his hold woman. She was without much thought Imagine a ship that would rtanct gau. 11* dev'idnl that ho would rather "There is a great demand tor onr ____ '»utter, upon the boy. turned sot crushed Mike or sympathy for anything but modern We could sell three ________________ - times as much - if - we our eyes every day and every hour from the Odd Fellow’» Temple t< Ktaiw than re*vrt to fraud, and so h« with a single blow. nobl* fellow ambitions and ideals, tc which she had had It to sell,” to stlgniatlfe' his pictures with had given hi* Ilfs to The as an example of success Tin the First National Bark, and in it- contiuued __________ ___ ... herself only just awakened. She played save bis brother. He learned that she was the eldest of the name of his native city. Then he dis drew himself up to safety, for the Pierpont Morgans, the Henry C greateet beam ten feet wider tha> covered that if he nieaut to be honest Jim with emotion like a child, who, being »lx children; that, on account of her griaaly, unlike the cinnamon and black, l survive he mu»t paiut portraits, and is unable to climb. After killing Mike hungry, doesn’t wait fo • solid food, but mother's delicate health, most of the Fricks, the Schwabs, Carnegies an I the full epace of tbe street, sidewalk an with a sad heart he abandoned the fields eats little bits of cakes and so wastes its housekeeping duties fell to her share, l»ear rolled btm over as if to make appetite. ami In- was sure that they wer* all done Hill* are the modern ideals of ou- anti roadway, and you have tht Elysian and begnn to paint merchant the sure that he was dead and without re Maurice Cohen was not at all the Jew faithfully and well, and that she was the princ«« an*l kinqs if commerce at prices turning to the tree made off with Mike'« Celtic's outline. youth. of the city or our Imaginations. It is life and soul of Brookland farm. that made him fe«l like a guilty thing. ax still hanging from bls body aud. al "We have just lost our plowman,” sho He called tlmse lowering presentments Science and art are becomin; though bis bloody trail was followed for true, he had the broad, white band of a »aid at length. "Poor Jo* Summers! He of millionaires "pot boilers,” but he wax u long dUtanca. wa» never heard from Jew, with the little hollow iu the palm more and more the mere hand - ed fat on the profits, and as hostages to again. Much is tbe grisxly. that doesn't easily let go that which it diet! last wis-k. amt father is looking fis some oue to take hl» place." his better self he contiuued to paint "se maidens of industrialism. Our But all thia la “another story.” I com once posaesaea, but his eyes had the in "So I beard,” said Constable. ”1 cam»> rious" thing* which attracted neither herited pathos of centuries of suffering, menced to tell of my friend who was greatest scientific men are devoting The Portland Telegram take praise nor purchasers. Hrushington treed. lie will be designated by hla pro the hopeless regret perhaps for that cry. to see about the situation.” "You! But you dou't look like a plow Ibeir energies, uot to pure science, half a column oft pace, with r aver a thought it wa* bad enough to have to fessional title. For obvious reasons I “But ye would not.” For the rest of at ami stuffy for hours the rich name him the doctor. I can’t tell the story him, well. Rose llals herself, describing man," said Dorn. n t to their noble profession m its inches of headlines, to inform it stare "Don't I?" »aid he. “Then what do I him to a friend in tbe first days of their "sitters” whose patronage he disliked as it deserves, but the reader will let bls abstract or elementary form, but to readers of the benefits accruing t' even while he lived upon it, btit when he imagination work upon the facta I nar 1 acquaintance, said that his head was look tike’f “Like a gentleman," she answered. order* to paint portraits of the dead, rate. I think he will appreciate the ease sometimes almost beautiful, but that his those applications of it which result Portland frim the sailing of th» got "I am a plowman nevertheless.” with uo better guides than a photograph “legs were put on as if they were unless he is in the condition of the owl “I think 1 hear father’» footstep,” she in some new economy of the wond’* transport Keutiick from that por and lock of hair, his conscience smote who could see nothing In the blue Jay I thumbs.” But that was a year ago! *-■ — aud v ‘ heart became _ sick, When “For one moment sometimes, some one murmured, turning hastily to gl nice into him, hh story of Mark Twain. In boyhood tbe work and in the formation of more with supplies tor Philippine arrnv he accepted a "commission “___ 1— ” to paint doctor was my inseparable companion or something blesses our life aud the”— the farmyard. “You have not had long to Then he caught her eyes and read the wait.” Millionaire Slnpsky, »nd Ht nod I ■_. deceased, Z____ __ ________ immense stock companies, with service. and through his life my dearest friend. And thus, for two young hearts the look In them and said, with a laugh: alone in his room with a a»'lar print of At th* time I was in the northwest ho bunds and common and preferred heaven» were opened, and each humble As the cdrgo was only valued a1 tbe subject, a lock of gray hair aud the was living in Portland, Or. One of the “Bah! It’s all nonsense, really! There ta»k became glorified in the light of love, snares, dividends, aud all tbe pa-a- «56 925, ant the horses shipped gold spectacles of the departed great ablest and most esteemed mon In the new ! are many other ways which answer the for Constable and Dora had fallen »im purposo just as well, but it pays to write man, bls degradation seemed complete. territory, he had been a prominent mem pberoalia of modern financial represented «42,350 of that amount, Iu order to stifle l.is bitter thoughts lie ply and deeply In love w Ith each other, these things.” ber tn its constitutional convention and ! resolved to put a high price on the Slup- “Don’t,” she said, smiling nt him. “It’s and their» was the faith that would with- operation* on a big scale. the ‘‘money placed in eirculatioi sky portrait, and so he set to work upon was as much beloved for the benevolent horrid. When you talk like that, you atand nil trials and »liocks. activities of his private life as for his The men who love science for in Portland” through the comin; it determined to learn whether money Day by day It was strengthened by make things feel so ‘gtary,* as if you had public services. You cau form some faint on the electric light on life in eli ,ht servlets and mutual help, an<l it* science’* sake are giv ng way to of the transport will not cause th» could ever I»» an emollient for bruised notion of the impression made by the ! swished general and no more pink haaes wore growth was silent and unsuspected by ideals. The son of his subject, who ex the Ediso-ie, Teslas, Tripier«, Pu banks to enlarge the storage capacity pected to pay for the portrait, used to story of th»- peril to which such s man possible. And pink hates are much more the family, who would have discounte was exposed when "treed by a grizzly." comfortable to live in,” she finished. nanced an attachment between their pre come in every day to give the painter It found its way into the papers. pins, Marconis, those wizard* who' of their vaults. “To rest in,” he corrected. “Money is cious Dora ninl a common laborer. i hints alsnit the color of tbe old gentle The doctor was called about midnight For tile WiUoughbya were of n proud by day and night Beek to wrest from man's »kin mid hair, the droop of hi* to a case some four or five miles distant, generally not well made that is not made in a glare.” old yeoman race, and they counted on I eyes, the shape of his ear ami the expres- | demanding nature some new audc) timer dally immediate attention. lie President Mitchell, of the Penn sion of his face. But, work as he would, promised to follow the returning messen “And money,” she said scornfully, “con giving their daughter, with an ample stitutes your sum of life.” lie looked nt dower, to oue of the wealthy young farm profitable service to mankind. Tbe sylvania mineworker’s union, car inquire ns he might, no art that he could ger a* speedy as possible. He found bls her for a moment; then he said: ' command seemed to satisfy the exactions ! ers of the neighborhood. horso "dead” lame. Another horse had number of patent* taken out at riea a level head on his shoulders I of young Slnpsky. How John Constable worked under her “Isn’t that rather a hackneyed taunt been turned out upou the range half a I from a Christian Jew? ” And she had eyes may be imagined. Early and late, Washington steadily increases, The first day of April was set for i Asa matter of fact, Mr. Slupsky was mile away. The night was dark. The at the fidelity of the portrait; stars were obscured by drifting clouds the grace to look a little confused. Talk wherever a hand wa» required, there wa* nitwitnstanding the prediction*- the re adjustment of the scale o astonished but, being a good biisineas man, lie knew and a chill wind soughed the pines. It ing to him she always felt that there he. ever ready, ever willing. Little by little Willoughby came to de toads uot long ago that American wages iu the mines and the imna that by finding fault with it be might be was a creepy night. This physician never were a number of small points, htxlged able to get it at a reduced price when the counted the cost when called to relieve round by little fences, luto which it was pend upon him and to intrust the moru inventiveness had reached it* high gers refused tn treat with the union. day best not to intrude. Aud a woman is importlint labors of the farm to hl» super for payment came. Briisliington nev suffering. Undeterred, ho took a born a trespasser. intendence, mid before Constable hail tide. Tbt* is the age of materialism Mitchell did not call a s'nke but er suspected the guile of his patron and , human bridle, blanket and surcingle and started “Como into the garden,** he aaid. been »ix months In his service he had re worked away till it seemed as if every al for the horse, intending to ride on from mI of mammon. went to N“W York and finally go teration possible had been suggested ami , the range without returning for a saddle It was one of the radiant days which solved to retain him nt any cost. One afterniM*n Con»table was holding n Slupsky himself admitted that it and thus save time. The way led through summer sometimes slips by mistake into an audience with J Pierpon made. refractory cow which Dora was milking, was time to bring down tbe widow and a bit of forest with much scrub. He was the winter bundle. Morgan and other financiers who all the surviving Slnpsky« to view thu life | aware that there were still many wild “Even the cabbages are glorified,” said an.l lie noticed that tin- face ho ioveil size "picture of papa,” but when he con- , animals about, but as they rarely ven Rose, with a gay little laugh, as tluy lookeil perplexed slid troubled. are back of the mineowners ducted "Have you a grief yon cannot share the family into poor Brushington’* ' tured so near the settlements he regarded paced the narrow walk behind the privet hedge, “and 1 feel about 15,” she added. with me?” he iletiialuted reproachfully a* He then presented the grievances studio every member was instructed to danger Portland Telegram, April 4. as a remote chance. He bad pass ' “And you look”— bent toward her. "There’s no use Judge, I’m be- of the men in an able, fearless,con suppress admiration, and. as Slnpsky put | ed the scrub aud reached the pasture “Hush! Even a modern woman ob he "Father »ays I must give a di Unite an it, “take a little rap at tbe picture.” vond redemption. Don’t send me servative and respectful manner The artist was expecting his visitors. when he beard a noise as of some animal jects to having her age discussed,” Ao swer.” following him. He stopped and turned to interrupted. | "And is it ro bard to choose?” he nak to jail,” pleaded Harry Smith, a aud won every point. The ne» Ilis smoking jacket was brushed, his listen, when in the darkness of the cloud “Very well,’* he said. “But I am 42.” ed, with bitternv»» in his vuieis Vandyke was twisted to a sharp little ed sky he dimly saw a griMly coming morphine fiend, in the municipal “So ahull I be, too, Rome time,” "lie I "You know there is no choice for mo in he had chalked over the spots ou through the brush. In the gloom he seem court. The prisoner was one ol scale for a year was signed up and point, consoled him. “Only when I inn I "hall the case. I have asked for a tipuith’« his shirt front and turned his cuffs. Also ed as large as a mule. certainly fe*l it to be one of the occasion« delay, but 1 fear it ia usele»«. He would tbe worst physical wrecks seen in a strike involving one hundred and he wore a smile which was not heartfelt. Tbe doctor bad seen enough. He knew the courtroom in months. Hie forty-three thousand men The portrait was in a show frame on the the bear had no respect for character or on which truth ia too aa* red to go abroad never consent to our marriage.” “Perhaps he would if I were rich.” ho big easel, the chairs were arranged, and person or the cruel inconvenience to unveiled.” color was deathly and his figure averted. "Let uh talk about your books,” Rhe said. "I must consider what I »limiltl the painter was wondering whether he which he was subjecting a fat man. The twisted and. emaciated, while the “An author i* like an engaged do. If you love me truly, meet ..... to would get a check or currency. He need doctor was not an athlete nor was be ac xnld. rags he wore scarcely bung upon ed the money, and he was so tired of gaz customed toviolent physical exertion; but, man, quite cavy to talk to. There in ab night by the old mill, aud I will tell you The other day the Oregonian ing into old Slupsky’s tedious lineaments way« the beloved object as u subject my story.” him. dropping blanket and bridle, he went up ready made.” Dora found her lover awaiting her "How long have you had this made the remarkable announce- that lie almost felt like reducing tbe price a pine with a degree of speed that would "An Ruthor,” he "ai»l «enteutiouzly, "I* when she stole d >wn to the trywllug place. to hasten the removal of the picture. have astonished the most accomplished habit?” asked Judge Cameron. like a «pider; lie «plus hi» web of life out ment that Carter Harrison wa "You remember that llrst day? You “How- do you like it?" he asked of Mr». and he did uot stop until safely of hl« own Roul ” thought I v -i" aOgry with you whim you "Fifteen years, and there ie m elected mayor of Chicago for a third Slnpsky ami all the lesser Slnpsky», win n gymnast, astride a branch souiS 20 feet from the “Only we don't know that n «pider hn* said 1 I ol"l like a fjntleman. It is a they werd seated transfixed before the ground. He thought tbe bear would soon hope tor me. I can’t be cured.” a Roul,” »he observed. “Even successive term ‘‘»gainst the earnest likeness. bittei il','. *-t," Im Is'gmi tremulously. ’ leave, but doubted If even then ft would Lubbock doe» uot go »o far a« "It I place you where you can’i I."My r.ithi-i ia a gentleman. You know “Tliey’s something tbe matter with it. desire ard effort* of the beet peopb be wise to risk the danger of another Ihi-u I., repute- Lord Einscourt.” bi» bees.” get the drug it may help you ” she said. meeting by descending. There was no oc ”1 haven’t written a decent lino now* ' He fell In love With uiy mother. it poor "It would be working a sevm of Chicago.” From the election "What 1« it?” the aiti t asked, bolding casion to test the case, for he heard the for a week,” be »aid. “I couldn't be i vil* ige girl, when be was a very young hardship on me, a terrible punish returns in that same Oregot isn W' out the solar print. "Is it tbe pose or the animal still prowling around the tree. cause"— mn u and took bur to Scotland, wbcio At one time be thought it bad gone, and ment. Please, Judge; allow me '< | learned that Harrison got 156,952 complexion?” "Web given out,” «be asked, “or soul?” they were married. Shortly after my “oh, no! Those are all right, but there he began to descend, but the bear was “ Rose, ” he said gravely, “ I love you, leave town.” I birth he wiim called to bin father's death- ! votes against 128 695 for h's op is something wrong.” there, an»!, reared against the tree, was denr." I be«k "Why, you can’t make a living “Is it the hair?” waiting for him. The doctor scrambled A Jew always uses the extremity of "II.. learned that the < »tate» Im was to and this ie as good a place for yoi ponent. If the latter number in- “No!" chorus» <1 the Sliipskys. back to his airy perch. After awhile he language. Then she grew grave at once, inherit were heavily involved and that ho “Is it the eyes?” j eludes all tbe “best” people o! began to realize the cold of an Or*iron as el»ewhere.” ”1 love you.*’ he said again and took would be ruined uuliv»» lie married mi “No!" said they. “Those are all right— night, lie wie ehilled to the bone, fie her harnla as she faced round. h* in v. II»' wa* a weak mau. You may "I can only live by receiving > j ' Chicago there certainly ie an undue I but it isn’t pupa. It isn't Mr. Slupsky at could hardly hold himself to the tree "You are a Jew.” she said. uno; inc the result. helping hand.” all! ” while trying to keep up circulation by proportion of the worst, or goa' "Y«», i” r he answered, “but I am a man "II»» explain«! his situation to my artist was in a fury. Slnpsky, the thrashing himself with his arms. Oh, If he firat. “The best helping hand I ca dement, in tbe inland metropolis I son The I believe ns my fathers believed. tnotlier aud implored imr to keep their anil financier of the family, thought had that blanket he dropped. He shout Hurely to you. too, it mean» sometbilig to possibly extend to you,” said th ‘ marriage a secret, to ¡.more it, iu fact. it was a go.sl time to say something about ed his “eoo-ee” until be could hardly hear think a« your father did?” And »Im, poor soul, she loved him, mid judge, “ie to put you in jail wher< The political editor seldom care* i reducing th« price. his own voice. He wss so col»l that he “ I don't remember my father, ” »he •lie set him free by dying of a broken “We don’t like it very well,” be saiil, thought It would almost be pleasant to you will be unable to secure the for facts and figures. He bend» said alowly. "The name doe»n’t mean heart. Aud that Is how I eanie to be a dope. When you are released you everything to suit bis ideas and "but if you’ll make a reasonable reduc feel the hot breath of the bear, even if very much to me. I always think of him plowman. Directly after Jier death bo tion”— crunching his freezing body. Every now a» my mother’» husband more than a» will feel better; 150 and 90 days in prejudices. married tbe heiress." That was as far as he got. Brushing and then he would call with what voice my father.” "Aud Lord F.rnacmirt Ifas never sought the county jail.” ton leaped nt the paint» d sire of bls he had, although be knew it was useless. There wa« a little pause as they stood | you. never acknowledged you as his «on, I tempter and put his fist through the can- It was half a mile to the nearest house, the sunlight. although he is childless?” questioned There ie no election pending, I vas, while all the Slupskys held their and the transmission of sound was ob in "Tell It me,” «lie whispered. Dora. , breaths in horror. structed by the forest. But the doctor was hence the Oregonian ie free to tell "I didn't like it myself.” said Brushing "Dear, you know it all. but there 1» not “Never, although he was aware of my too valuable to be left to freeze or to be much to say. just the whole of pmir mother’s death. But I have rtm the truth about protective tariff ton. trying to »mile, “and I can't afford killed by a bear. When he failed to ap my life, Row! You It are sounds so esay to proofs pf her marriage am! my own birth, to let inferior work go out at any price. pear at the house to which he had been say and to hear”— The trolley magnate of New York law«: and I can claim my rights.” Here are the spectacles and the lock of called, tbs messenger had been sent ba* k "Ah!” she said, with a little sigh of Three weeks later a lawyer appeareshat Protective Ur.ff, which ie pro Mr. Slupaky'a hair. Good day!" City, Albert Johnson, announces to hasten his attendance. He could not content, •‘I>id yon love the other woman, Brookland faun, «ml it was known tfiat When the painter hail escorted all his b* found. An alarm was given, and tbe tected robbery, made Carnegie ’ s the first woman, like this?” Blit be did John f'oft»lable wus the heir to a great that he will build an elsctric rail immense fortune. It hie made visitors to the door and closet! it on them, neighbors, with Innterns, Instituted a not answer, are some men who property. road from New York to Philadel great fortunes for others, of con re«, he heard the widow say to.her son. "My search. A faint “coo-ee" finally guided refuse to break There their old Idols even at tbe Lord Ernscoart upon bis deathlied had gracious. Sammy, I'm afraid well never them to the tree In which the doctor was feet of their new deity rciH-nti-d of his conduct to bls lowly phia and carry passengers from but none we know of so great ar get another picture so like papa! perched. As they approached he warned "But you are a Jew,” »he said again. w.fe, acknowledged his first marriage city to city tor fifty cents, b email this. It was robbery of consumers “Wait a minute." said the son. "I’ll go them to beware of tbe grizzly. The black He was not at all a tragic figure as he ami instituted n search for his lost heir. back and make an offer on the pieces!" heap OU the blanket at the foot of tbe I “I trust you will now consent to my P»rt of the fare charged by rail of the country through a tar ff that "I wouldn't take for them." said j tree moved as the light of the lanterns stood there. But she did not think of that. marriage with your daughter.” »aid Con roads. There is one great recom excluded competition. Carnegi' Brushington. «tiding his brail out of the , was turned upon it. Up rose th* doctor’s "My dear,” be said gently and held her stable when tlm Willoughby» had assem has retired, but the billi m-dollar doorway. Then the Nhip-l.ys fled.—Chi- . St. Bernard, J* yfully wagging his tail and 1 tightly, "think what it means. It's your bled to congratulate bim. mendation for the electric line. It steel trust continues the monopoly «ago Record. I waiting the approbation of hla master, life and mine.” But lie liu I ie*t reckoned with the Wil- i* •»« safe a carrier as can bq deviied. and the law« will protect it. who slowly and painfully descended from “Yes. yes. I know.” she »aid. "Oh, let ioughlivs* prid»'. The Uahfrat Mdhutnnre. the tree In which bls faithful dog had Railroad accidents very seldom “Now less than ever." said the farmer. tne go! Let me go! Let me think!' What is the lishtest substance in aa- guarded him for more than three and a i And. with a little moan, she broke awsy "J>era is to» mal< li for you. i *»u are now happen except through the engine, Wc «re in foyor of phonetic tore? The luminiferons ether, answers half hours.—Exchange. from bim. a great man, aud you must marry a lady ’« Weekly. This substance per the size of which has been con spelling, but kindly, ihougn firmly Pearson Piccadilly at Is brightest and Its best— of rank." vades the universe, ami b.v mean« of its An tnlsrkr Animal. “Who will dl’.lain her plowman hus all the sin an*! sorrow of it Isbl ai»id* for stantly increased in order to gain dietent when a Polk county cor- vibrations light is transmitted from plnce Traveler—Get on, man; ret on! Wake a little, swept into the back streets. an*l band." a*tcmed Constable. “No. Dora to place, Yet it must be almost a boo up your na<! power to haul heavy train« and reapondent in a fairly written let lutely without weight, The earth, the Driver— Shore, aor, I haven’t the heart only the healthy, clean side of life left. A is my first ami <>uly love, and— "Behold I.u»l^' Ernscourt.” »»id he. pretty woman atopped to buy n bum h of planets pass through it. to bate him. make extraordinary speed. Where ter gives his a1dre«« «» “------ Pok moon and violets; a man said. “Town is getting "You must try t*> forgive u«. We resolved »n n* t perceptibly re- but their Traveler — What'a the matter with him? thirtv to fifty-ton engine« were need county.” The name of the dis ta rded by full;” a hansom came round the corner that nothing »h<*uld separate us, and so— The Cl halations of as- Is he aick? carelessly aa a woman crossed the street. w.' were t. uruej quietly Ibis ntoruiug."— twj is of these bo.lies til« Driver—No. sor, he's not aick. but It's There was a sudden wave in the human Exchange. * few years ago eighty to one tinguished ex-pte-ideiit -i iu I’I not tronotners 1 m t inp »oshi' on that they unlucky 'e ia, sor. unlucky. You see, aor, ■re b I-ur.dred-ton monsters now furnish be mutilated. tide, snd the bum of Piccadilly stopp d are rr space. Yet I every ttiornlnc afore I put 'Im In tbe car To Win l><> Year Rest Rvery Iley. th certi ft substance, I tosses 'im whether '»’ll have a feed of Even the dick >rf the horse»’ b*e*fs <“ »- uh motive power. It ia this imtt *u*e It is difficult to determine what i* suc that foi it ia ity space oata or I’ll have a dhrink of whisky, ao suspended just f*»r a moment, listening ’ eight that breaks rail« and bridges, Connecticut business me t have ah ild vi rate lifter ent m>Mle» the poor baste has lost five mornings ran- for the moan which would bare meant re**. A knowledge of the way to attain it i* not so difficult. Nummed up," it is hope, and that never came. P 'loco the color» uing!—London Punch. and hurls trains to death and formed • cotnpaoy which will en of « vil. ■ tin Death, tbe unravraler. had quietly no just this: Do your best every day, what of f en of tbe ever you hare in hand. d -t ruction. tied the knot and smoothed out the tan f gage in tbe busine-e of I reeding 1st I* * i and the lyi'iN ymn. The primdpal failures in business, so gl»d mass with his practi»-*d finger- Am! •• at at and irt The “Why do you n«<* th* won! 'hounded* The trolley motor weighs but a black cate. Tb<*y will be g>-own the sun streame»! Into the r*»*m. end the far as I ran jmlgi». are a lar k of definite e-t silbalanrr t t h a actually in this ««ntrnr»*. ‘Tbs r«v»nr»fnl Ryrisu little motes danced among tl.e b»»oka in plan. el iM>-*«m'«a, trying tn funi suine e nail fraction of the loco-no'Lvo’e for their skins which are worth It lee, than hounded him « h« rvvrr b* w^nt?’“ it. while Maaric* Cob. n sst still an l new way to suddenly l-up into high J*»si f the air. I thought it much mors refin lix.ked into the fir*. A little laughter, a tion instead of patiently plod«ling along *c *ht. It gets its power tbf >ugh , fifty cents apiece. The Ysnkev and hence it Is th t »ulmtance for in ed than plain ‘dogged.’ Cleveland tew tear*, and tbew- th»» >»lai mads of Industry and iutefirity.— w’r*. or iron rail, and doe« n l have does n >t neglect tbe small things,* datrng helio*-ns. I -Chicago Tlm»>-Ueral<L | Jotui Wauaiuaker in Nn<ee»s. the money making THE MOST MODERN SHIP. SATISFIED WITH LIT1LE. BEYOND REDEMPTION. Heard lie csrifol»» ■»y we fili '»ra .ntrariww." meet flitwns », c* nrtwj <■ l*»dratlyr«A erve it M*i * nd «atiefj 1* «. & ■ m 25' ELECTRICITY AGAINST STEAM. o 0 / ngeae. CHI ARV Cl rd. April 11 «man auc Died aa a y <at»rday y u> atop < d make a >t gli Ore {ram yea -tary: in, Ore, / AOU, Wi Ity town ivilaliou alf hour, M to pi R C h ri I ayor of C ut tea» -egislatl Ji y wai ANSIO!» D C A; y or; W Leglela th reo ireclatt le'.ed at Arrlv Cotnp ^"iilan 8 a r re Po id ta way ( elude will a hour C oht e beru not lee »» will I I M C3 I Ha irl I I