The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, March 30, 1901, Image 9

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LIVING ON MONKEY MEAT.
There
ftre 2400
-jers inciJcnt w
hum‘n
JJuch • m»jority .re caused or pro-
poKdby impure blood.
Th« remedy U simple.
T«ke Hood's Sarsaparilla.
That tins medicine radically and
actively purifies the blood is known
druggist, known to hundreds
/ thoiDsmh of people who themselves
r by their friend* have experienced
it* curative powers.
The worst cases of scrofula, the
„n4. ionizing sufferings from salt
hcutn and other virulent blood dis-
r
are conquered by it, while
cured of boils, pimples, dys-
ptic and bilious svmptoms and that
ifred feeling are numbered by milftons.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
W1U so you good. Begin to take it today.
A* It Seemed to Her.
u, ciubman—I never was a jury-
man but once, and then the jury was
0Uvr*81 Clubman—How you must have
wJyed it!-Poston Courier.
Jtopa th« OoupA and
Work* OH tha Cold.
Brone-quinine Tablet, cure s cold in
MU», No Fay. Prie« 26 cents.
.
Supremely Restful.
-I wonder if there's any lazier occu-
Mtlon than fishing."
-Well, yes—looking at people fisi!
M."—Brook 1 yn Life.______
There «re »
«>»">' remedies
hui liiere I« one U1 K1 lor a
poor complexion; that is ’.«rtleld
T,.» winch cure» bv piiril’inx th*
bioóil. Ih U» reuioviiig lhe rail»«.
A Reminiscence.
“One time,” rematr.ed Wragson
Tstters "I got lnto a soft snap.”
•Did'yer, honest?" Inquired Perry
Pstetick. "what was it?”
“A poor ole watchdog dat hadn’t no
teeth left.”—Philadelphia Press.
BOW’S
THIS.
f.ofier One Hundred Dollrr« Pevrsrd tor any
^¿ofCstsrrb theican no', butursl by llsll'»
Citarrh <
j. ( O
Props., Toledo, O
w. te/under«i|{ned. buve known F. J. Cbenejr
L'pi.t Invests, and believe him perfectly
h »orsblc in all butln »• iranaaction and tin-
¿neial’ • able to carry out any obllgr uon* mad.
„uelrlim. WBRT4TBriX>
Who esalc Drux-lais, Tclclo, ’.
WaLBI.Mi, ’'. i . nnin A Ma-vix,
V< nolerala Drug ista, Toledo. O.
EsH’iCatarrh Cure lit ken n rnally. acing
.'i-M I t on the blood and in cous surface» ut
iteiyil m. Fri « -- >*-” '»
Ea-'1
.
*
*rur;!»U.
Testimoni is free
tree,
pili ■ Vsm.lv Pul • r th i«sL
Glad of It.
Mamma—Why are you so quiet.
Robbie?
Robbie (aged six)—I was dess
thinkin’ how glad I am Christmas
doesn t come in the summertime.
Mamma—Why?
Robbie—'Cause I wear such teeny-
weeny short socks In the summer
time.
A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK
Of Articular Interest
to
Threshermen
Tenor* in Offlea.
OLD-TIME RAILROADING.
Dr Printing of Germany deciares
Woman
that marriage prolong* life. This gives
How Track«
Were Constructed andl
some smart bachelor an opportunity
Train. Kun S str hr.tr« Ago.
la Able to Help Slot Womaa
Living in Mexico I* often a disas­ to rise and remark that marriage
Irving D. Cock. v. bo lives near South |
When Doctors Fall.
trous experience to the foreigner wbu ;* makes life seem long to a man*-—Bos­
Byron, recently repaired a barn on the I
uot acquainted with localities and eu»- ton Globe.
old Cook homestead that was built
Tfow I gladly would men fly to wo
tutu*. In the case of John Bascuu aud
id di
did they but ssdenUnd a
many years ago. lu laklug out a gran man » aid
Pawing of Yellowstone Park.
bl* compauion. au EuglUbuiau named
ary. some timbers found 'n It* construc­ woman's feelings, trials, sensibilities,
It
is
said
that
the
<ry»er$
which
have
Martin Haye*, their experience wa*
They will generally reply, 'Oh. no. I tion were recognized by Mr. Cook as a and peculiar organic disturbances.
inis park famous, ar« gradually dc-
Those things are known only to
never had catarrh. My nose is per­ part of the first old New York Central
•ucb. but It la aft»u lutereatlug lu cuu- 1 nia<ir
ining Tin* brings to mind th* fact, that
women, and the aid a man would give
fectly clear, and my breath is not bad.
veraatiuu with Mr. Baacuu that gentle­ dn
e is th« Ua of the world. Health is
Railroad
roadln-d
that
was
built
to
By-
is not at.his command.
1 ant not troubled wtth coughing or
man stated the fulluwiug to au Enter­ the most previous possession in th« world,
To treat a ca.se properly it is neces­
spitting, or any other disagreeable rou, which was for a time the termaius.
«nd 1*10 great care vatmot t* given to it.
prise reporter:
In the »nrmg you should renew your
symptom of catarrn.' But. my dear about sixty years ago. These white sary to know all about it, and full
"Not luug ago 1 came up from Guate­ “trength. revitalize your bhtod and uerve«
madam, you may have catarrh all the oak sticks were 3 by 4 inches, as sound information, many times, cannot be
mala with au Englishman uatued Mm- with tne t»eHt of all medicines, Hostetler •
same. Catarrh is not always located as when first used, and were what the given by a woman U> her family phy-
Stomach
Bitics.
It
also
cure»
aio
mach
biciun. She cannot bring herself to
tiu Haye*, aud we had three burro* disorders. Try it.
in the bead
Y’oti
first strap rail was milled or spiked on. tell e very thing, and the physician is
may hate catarrh ol
laden with good*. \Ve prospected all
The Imprint of the two-inch iron strap
the langs, or stom­
Late Realization.
along the Hue to Totieludo, and stopped
! 1* plainly seen. Mr. Cook'* recollection
T
ach.
or
liver,
or
kid
­
now
realize.
”
said
the
pig.
aa
tor oue week w ith au ludiau at Teuu-
| of the early railroadiug Is very clear,
neys and es[M-cially
they loaded him into the
__ _
autepee. V\ bile there we leurued that bound for the butcher’s, “I now wagon.
as the road crosses bis farm.
realize
you may have catarrh
iu the district up to Touelado there v<aa that overeating tends to shorten life.
He says ties were first laid, and on
of
the
pelvic
organs.
”
plenty of gold, as another Englishman —Indianapolis Press.
these were placed long stringers, which
The
doctor
went
on
had passed through there with ♦ft.UU),
were ot any kind of timber that could
to sav : “I have l>eeii
Table* Turned.
which he had pauued out at a eertaiu
lie obtaiued from farmers near by.
preaching
this
doc
­
"The first time 1 tried to smoke a
point somewhere iu the region of Sau
1 These stringers were hewn on the upper
trine (<>• tlie tail (ortv
Pablo, iu Oaxaca. \Ve traced the gold cigarette it made me awfully sick.
years, but there are a
i catarri) I side, and on the under side were
"You are getting even now."
along the streams for sixty miles, aud
va*t nui titn-le of
notched where they crossed each tie.
“I don't see how.”
women who have never heard it yet. On these stringers and running in the
reached as far as San Miguel. We
"Why now they make everybody else
Catarrh may attack any organ of the
were very hungry by this time, having sick when you smoke them.—The
body. Women are especially liable to same direction white oak scantlings
ruu short of provisions, and. going rung.
There | were fastened. When the ends of the
la t* Candidate for catarrh of the pelvic organs.
_ _
across the mountains, were told that
t lie Presidency.
are one hundred cases of catarrh of strips of iron met, a short piece was
we should be careful, aa banditti were
Mrs. Belva A Lockwood, late candi­ the pelvic organs to one of catarrh placed so that the ends of the rail, if
numerous. boon after two men met us
date for the Presidency.
of the head. Most people think, be­ 1 they might be ealled that, would uot in
Mrs. Belva A._ Lockwood, the emi­ cause they have not catarrh of the 1 dent the wood.
not far from San Miguel, and the both
nent barrister, of Washington. D. C„ head, they have not catarrh at all.
had rifle*. They ordered u* to halt,
There were no section bosses III those
but I pulled a revolver and took their WONDERFUL CURE IN I STUBBORN CASE is the only woman who has ever This Is a great mistake, and is the days, and handcars were unknown.
been a candidate for the presidency cause of many cases of sickness and
guns away from them and marched
Tlie first repair gang consisted of three
of the United States. She is the best death.”
OF RHEUMATISM.
them on in front of us. When we ar-
known woman in America. As She
Mrs. T Pelton. 562 St. Anthony avc- men, who carried a few spikis, a chisel,
rived at San Miguel one of them enter-
pioneer of her sex in the legal pro ttue, St. Paul, Minn.. wTites: "Peruna au auger, a hand saw, etc. In a handled
ha* done wonders I basket. Thefew heavy tools, like a crow­
ed a complaint before the jese politico Ths KVI<l«nc« Is Furnished by the Sts- fession she has gathered fame and
Mu (1. II CHAmi.t-
fortune. In a letter to the Peruna
retury of the Hoard of Trade of
for me.
It has bar. adze and shovel, were carried on
charging us with holding them up, but
Me Heine Company she says:
Wellsburg, New York, sud
cured niv headache the men’s shoulders. Tlie men worklsl st a constant disadvantage. Tills Is
the Jese knew the men too well to list­
atnl palpitation of
Csunul He Doubted.
••/ hai e i s.'dyour Pcrjna both
why, for the past twenty-five years,
en to their story, and the result is oue
the lit art;
has as they pleased, and duriug the hot thousands of women have been con­
of them Is still lu Jail at that place.
summer
day*
It
was
no
uncommon
The popular secretary of the Wells­ for myself and my mother, Mrs.
bililt up my whole
tiding their troubles to us. and
"When we left San Miguel we secur­ burg, N. Y., board of trade is Mr. W. Hannah J. Bennett, now In her
svstem. I cheer­ thing for the gang to s|>end hours in advice has brought happiness
J.
Dalton,
and
his
statement
to
a
re-
Sfiih year, and I find it an Inval­
ed a mozo to guide u
to where the
fully recommend the shade of Mr. Cook’s sugar bush, ad health to countless women in the U.S.
Peruna to all suf­ Joining the track. Trains were iufre 1
Englishman referred to found his gold, 1 porter regarding one of the most im­ uable remedy for told, catarrh,
Mrs. Chappell, of Grant Park, III.,
portant events of his life carries with it
ferers affiicteii with quent. and a roadtnaster's pony » u un-1 whose portrait we publish, advises all
but when we got there the mozo would the greatest weight. It is unusual for a hay fever at d kindred diseases;
catarrh. Mv moth­ known.
sufferini g women to use Lydia E. Pink-
nut stay, as it was known the English­ person to be afflicted from childhood also a good tonic for feeble and
er is never without
hams Vegetable Compound, as it
Among
the
locomotive*
first
usisl
man hud returned and died there. We with rheumatism but It is even old people, or those run down,
Peruna.
When
cured her of inflammation of the ovaries
for
freight
and
passenger
service
were
found Ills skeleton, wtth the legs and wonderful that there is a remedy so and >vith nerves unstrung."
one is tired and
au.l womb ; she. therefore, speaks from
arms eateu off, and the mozo, being exactly suited to the tratment of this
Mrs. T. Pelton.
generally out of the I.ouls Brooks. Whittlesey, Asa knowledge, and her experience ought
Yours truly,
stubborn
disease
that
one
hundred
sorts, if Penina i« Sprague mid No. 4. tlie last being to give others confidence. Address Mrs.
fearful he would see the ghost of the
Belva A. Lockwood.
taken it Immediately removes that kuowu as tlie Iron Engine, because no I’uikhaiu's Laboratory, Lynn, Mass.
dead, left us to ourselves, We went | doses were sufficient to eradicate
11 in a case of twenty years' stand­
tired
feeling.
”
Peruna cures catarrh by removing
wood was used in its construction ex­
across a river and camped In the ad- ing. The proof that such a remedy
factory results from the use of Peru
jacent woods. Along the stream we is within the reach of an rheumatic the cause, inflamed mucous mein an, write at once to Dr. Hartman cept in tlie cab. These engines had only
branes.
Would Not Submit.
one drive-wheel on eaeli side. The first
prospected for gold, and in two weeks sufferers is found in Mr. Dalton's own
Dr. Hartman, the compounder of giving a full statement of your case
Johnny—Doesn't Uncle Henry Ilk»
Fourth
of
July
after
the
road
was
con
­
we found gold which went about 25 words. He says:
and
he
will
be
pleased
to
give
you
his
Peruna. once said. In a lecture to
“1 had been troubled with rheuma- women: "A great number of women valuable advice gratis.
structed and in running order was ob­ plum pudding?
cents to the pan. We remained there
Mamma—Yes; but the doctor won't
|
tism
al!
my
life,
even
when
a
boy.
consult me every year. I often have
Address Dr Hartman. President of served by the railroad company by tir­
about six months, and all that time we
him eat it.
' It attacked me in the legs, arms and
Hartman
Sanitarium. Colum­ ing n cannon from the rear platform of let Johnny
lived on monkey meat aud green ba­ | shoulders. The pain in the latter occasion to say to these patients: the
—If I was as big as him. I'd
tlie last car on approaching stations. like to see any doctor keep me from
nanas, and both. too. without salt. Just was particularly severe. I, of course, ‘I fear you have catarrh, madam.’ bus. Ohio.
The
passenger
cars
were
short
mid
think of It! Nothing but monkeys, and took medicine for it. but did not
eating it.—Puck.
much like the body of a stage couch.
One day
occasionally a fowl or two, and not a obtain permanent relief,
Accommodating Old Man.
Becoming Personal.
Too Much Imagination,
tortilla or common hot cake.
ell. sir. about three years ago while reading
Mr. Saphed—Aw—do you believe
He—I asked you father’s consent Some of these passenger cars liml an
up|H*r story, and from tills upper deck
The gentleman whose claim to a
by telephone .
tny partner. Martin Hayes of London. a newspaper. I saw an advertisement thawt monkeys talk. Miss Smawt?
Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
Dr. ..................
Florida island, . based upon a
Mr. Cook saw Martin Van Buren climb whole ____________
Miss Smart—1 know they talk—I
She—What was his answer?
England, died four months after from of
i
People and determined to give them I
He—He said: "1 don't know who down to shake hands with a crowd Spanish grant, has been adversely
the privations suffered during that a trial, I had taken but three boxes have heard them.—Ohio State Jour- I
nal.
you are. but it's all right,"- Harvard when he was rutinlng for tlie presi­ considered by the supre.me court, tnay
time, and I don't suppose lii* wife or of the pills when the trouble, which
be consoled by the fact that there
Lampton.
dency. Tlie conductor was then called are numerous people who have found
family ever heard of It. But we got had been my affliction from child­
Be Beautiful !
>1 collector, mid passed along on tlie out sad defects in their titles to Spanish
mine gold, all right, and monkey meat hood. entirely disappeared.
A clear, clean complexion in the foundation
In the Affirmative.
side of tlie ears on a running lioard that realty, principally, however, in the
"About a year later I had another ot all beauty. C h » aieta ( amiy <- athurtic inahv
would have been all right for me. If we
The
body
of
tne
latest
mysterious
All diu*-
».ui keep th* skin u t » mi ,
only bad some salt.—Chihuahua En­ attack of rheumatism which was gl»l>
disappearance having been found at extended tlie entire length of tin* car. matter of castles in Spain.—Baltimore
We.
2x
‘
,
.'tOC.
•
brought on by working in a damp
the bottom of a creek, we pause long The putting of name* on engines was Herald.
terprise.
place. I remembered well what Dr.
enough to ask whether the mysterious discontinued twenty Uveor thirty years
Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People
Compensation.
To be Expected,
disappearance ought not to stop dis ago, the last to run on tin* western <11 vi
HE FEARED ONE-MAN POWER. had done for me, so I immediately
"You fellows.” complained the king appearing.—Philadelphia Inquirer.
“Yes,” said uie author, "when 1
son
being
the
Demi
Richmond,
which
purchased some. Strangely enough, of beasts, "don't seem to be properly
get Btarted writing a novel I do lose
That Wa« Why a Detroit Man Got Out just three boxes again cured me, and
impressed when I start to describe CiTQ Permanently <’urr«l No fit or rurToimne« was No. 147; the Azariah Boody, .Inuit« considerable sleep over It.”
a Warrant for a Neighbor.
Whitney, James H. Kelley mid Gen. 11
I have been entirely free from rheu­ my adventures.”
■ I IQ after limr -i.»» *
|»r hltaa’u (ìrrat N«rv»
“Oh! well,” exclaimed the critic
Ke-UTer brini tot FK K l¿
00 trial Imtth amt treat- II. Baxter. Rochester Democrat and
After the applicant for a warrant had matism ever since. I have told a num­
“Ah!" replied the diplomatic hyena, I ím
who had a neat way of disguising a
.
Da. K. 11 K link . Li«t . vii ah hSt., Philadelphia. Pau
been admonished two or three times to ber of people about Dr. Williams’ “your stories are wonuerful, hut then
Chronicle.
bitter dose of sarcasm under the
In the New South.
stick to the text he was induced to pre­ Pink Pills for Pale People, and they we know you are a lion."—Philadel­
sugar-coating of apparent flattery,
A federal gunboat has been ordered
"what is your loss Is your reader's
Th»» Heavy Sister.
sent his grievances In a connected man­ have taken them with most bene­ phia Press.
ficial results.”
to Memphis for the special delectation Come in, Sister Muudy don’t «tan* dnr gain."—Standard.
ner.
(Signed)
W. J. DALTON.
of the old Johnny rebB during theli
TO Cl’RK A COLP IN <>NK DAT
by de do’—
•’What I'm claiming, Judge, is that
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale Take Ltxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All approaching annual reunion.
How
the main thing we've got to guard People are sold by all dealers, or druggists refund the money if it fail« to cure. "things has changed" since 1861 5! — De fiddle des a gwine, en de white san’
on de Ho’’.
against in this country is one-man pow­ will be sent postpaid on receipt ot E. W. Grove’s «ignaturv Ison each bux. 2uc.
Louisville Times.
De «inter in de center— »hr weigh two
er. We've got it in the nution. we've price, 50 cents a box. or »lx boxes for
The Secret of It.
hundered pouu’,
got it in New York, we've got it in 12.50, by Dr. Williams Medicine Co.,
Too True.
Ann 1 Eliza—There goes Mary Ma-
Eu de prize is for de deacon dat’d swing This signature is on ev«ry box of th« genuine
Schenectady, New York. Be sure
Nodd
—
How
do
you
like
your
Philadelphia and Pennsylvania and it you get the genuine; substitutes never loney.
She’s ih‘ styllshest dressed
dot Nister rouiT!
Laxative Bromo-Quinine T*bi«u
country home?
looks to me very much as though we cured anybody.
the reu>«d/ that curve ■ eul*
Look for the full girl of 1 any of us.
Todd
—
It
’
s
a
great
place,
The
Maria . Jane—An’ small wonder. Her
Don't you heah de music?
had it In Detroit. Do you believe in It, name on every package.
missus is th’ same size ’s her, 'n em­ only drawback is that I can’t sell it.
t'ome en jiue de ring I
What he had Hsard.
Judge?”
—
Harper
’
s
Bazaar.
ploys th’ best mobilst in th’ city—
Ain't dis halleluia?
Jarring Mr*. Von B.
"Certainly not, but what has that to
Tommy
I'm glad I don't live out In
Swing y o’ pu’tuera- awing!
Mrs.Von Blunter—My children have Philadelphia Bulletin.
North Dakota.
do with the case?”
I or Catalogues
been
to
school
now
two
terms
and
Arthur—Why?
"I'm coming to that I only wanted
lleull collie Deacon Williams lie'll win
I do not believe T’ iko ’ s Cure for Con­
have made scarcely any progress.
Tommy -I have hoard that they
to get a general expression of principle
Mrs. Witherby—How sad! And It’s sumption has mi equal for coughs aid
ont, I be boun’l
have thrahsing machines out there.
from you. You are right, judge; en­ such a good school, too!—Detroit •olds,—J ohn F Bov »a, Trinity Spring*.
But, oh! dat heavy sister doue Hinged —Somerville Journal.
Ind.. Feb. 15. 1900.
tirely right. What Is wrong in nation­ Free Press.
Br
’
er
Williams
down!
MANTLES,
Still she standiu' lonesome fines' gal in
al, state or municipal government, is
Even There!
Rather Unkind.
The
Beat
Prescription
for
Materia
town;
wrong to the end of the logical se-
Gusher
—
My
wife
has
promised
to
GRATES
"Miss Vinagre«. they don't haze the
Chills end Eever t> a bottle of Grove’s TasteleM
Eu
de
prise
is
fer
de
descon
dut'll
swing
quence, is It not?”
Chill Tonic. It Is simply iron and quinine in w’ait for me at the gate of heaven it
freshles at Vassar College, do they?"
<lat sister rulin'!
a taateleua form. So cure. No Pay. Price oOc. she is the first to go.
“Yes, if I take your meaning.”
"Don't they, though? They made
and
Flasher—Tut, tut. You shouldn't
me buy pound after pound of almond
“Ob. you’ve got my meaning, judge.
Mixed.
Don't you beah de music?
buttercups and stand and watch them
One-man power is wrong when it gets
Officer of Gas Company—But don't be so revengeful as to make her wait
TILINGS..
t'ome en jiue de ring!
while they ate them.”—Chicago Tri­
beyond the Individual, or the family, you know we can't afford to give you through eternity simply because she
Ain't dis hallehiia?
made you wait while she fixed up
bune.
good
gas
at
any
such
price
as
that?
Address
say. Now. judge, we have one of these
Swing yo' pa'tnera- swing!
Consumer—What are you giving UH sometimes.—Life.
obnoxious bosses up In our block. Yes,
now. hot air?—Chicago Tribune.
WALSH
Bless God, none kin swing her! «'hit
sir, precisely the sort of fellow we've
you gwine ter do?
OREOOR.
been condemning. He tells us all how
The remarkable sseeeas of Garfield
Dsr's de prize s-lookiu' f'uui de ehinilily-
Tea. the great tl SC It H cure for Con­
to raise our children, makes them keep
shelf st you!
stipation an<t Sick Headache. t»
quiet when he wants them to. dictates
due io its healf Mui action on
Br'er Williams lie is inissin'. but he'll git A Prosperous and Popular San Francisco
to the women about the garbage, raises
ail the digevtb* irgaus.
dar, I Is* bouu’1
Institution.
i
ned if a dog barks, protests if anyone
He gone ter git a derrick fer ter swing
Entitled to Half Rate*.
Among
the
Institutions
Identified wtth the
wakes him up by getting home late,
dat sister roun'l
Beggar—Please give a poor old
grow tli nixi development t»f Sau Francisco,
W yow haven't a regular, healthy movement of the
lieaid's
Business
College
holds
s conspicuous
tells the mall man his business, cen­ blind man a dime!
bowels every day. you re tick, or will be Keep your
place.
Both aa a l»ualn»*aa enterprise aud su
open, and be well Force. Io the shape of
you’re planting
Don't you henh de music?
sures all who have any doctor but his.
Citizen—Why, you can see out of bowels
1 etliicational Inatitutten, It haa been ever siuev
violent physic or pill poison, is dangerous.
The
when
plant
1 ita organisation, nearly forty years ago, ex-
Colne ell jine de ring!
■.ia<M)ihest. easiest mowt perfect way or Keeping tbs
tells its when to trim our trees, and one eye.
I trenM'ly popular and emlneutly sucteaaful.
It
Ferry'«
•»•<!«. Jf you
Ain't dis halleluia?
■ Well, then give me a nickel. — M w*li clear and clean is to take
>a in the claea of thoae «K-Utl and substantial In
rushes to the fire marshal when any of
buy cheap
you can't
atltiitloiis in which a «-tty lakra pride. ( Itisens
Swing
y«'
pa'ttiers
—
awing!
Chicago
News.
be nure
Take no chan» *« —
us want to make some slight Improve­
CANDY
1 point to it as one uf the old reliable and tbor-
—Frank Leslie's Popular Monthly.
t«t Ferry «
LHairni every-
I uuglily progressive vstabllsbnienta. au instltu-
CATHARTIC
ments.
■ (Ion with a definite purpose and au unques­
wbt re «ell them
Writ«
"Now he knows better than you do
tioned status
, .
,
Reforms in German Language.
for I'JOI seed Auuual—
In
»onneitlon with commercial education
BXallM fr.-<
how 1 feel on this pne-tnan power busi­
The Allgeiueluer Deutaeher Nprach the name of lleald'a Is a household Word on the
Pa< Iflc Coast and throughout the country at
ness and when he rushed over before
For Infant* and Children.
vereln is a German association to en­ larg«- In its own field of effort It la as widely
(J M FERRY & co.,
known as Btanfttrd or Berkeley, for It enrolls
breakfast to tell me that the snow wds
OttroiL Mich.
courage the simplification and purity atudeut«
from the four uuartere of the globe.
not properly cleaned from my walk. I
of the German language. One of Its In lMitW every county In California but four had
NtudcDts tn Heald’s Business College
The four
just tunied loose and kicked him half
alma I* to make Itotli spoken and writ­ not represented were Itei Norte, l^aeaen, (Grange
Bears the
and
Ventura.
The
register
of
the
college
the length of the block. He'll lie out
ten German simpler, not only by using that in I WK) atudrnts were enrolled from shows
Pleasant, Palatasi«. P 'Knt Tut« Good Do Good.
the
R«v«r Nicken Wsakeii or Grip«. 10c.
50c Write
tomorrow and I want to get a warrant Signature of
shorter and less involved sentences, following Ntates aud Trrltorles outside of Cal
fur free «ample and booklet oo kealtb Addrr«»
tfornln
in
many
caeee
there
were
several
r»p-
MmrllM »••♦«r
■oairval,
Tar*. 32»a i
for him as a one-man nuisance tiefore
A guarBnicsKi
guaranteed wir«
Cure io»
tor v-Bwir.u
Catar.ii and but by the elliiilnntlon of the use of nsentativea from each Nevada. Iowa. Wash­
---------
, —w CblMfa,
w—• -—
strange Obatinacy.
ing!”?!. Oregon. Montana, Colorado, (tab, Idaho,
_____ work,” re-
he can get at me for assault and bat-
foreign word* In the Ms-Inl. business Artaona,
“It's funny how things
Kansas. Missouri. Pennsylvania, New
tery.”—Detroit Free Press.
maked the fluent man. "I have
and scientific worlds. The headquart­ Jersey. Vermont. Virginia and New Mexico. In
7-— tried
-
P.
hk
)
students
came directly to the school from
everything for insomnia without the
ers of the anaoclatlon are In Berlin and Mexico, Canada,
Japan, the Hawaiian Islands,
least relief
And the other evening
Where He Was Weak.
Territory, Alberts and Central America.
then* are branches In Milan and many Yuk<-n
Enrollm»
uts
were
also made from England and
Mr. Jowder» looked gloomily at the 1 merely mentioned a few of the ex­
part* of Austria as well a* in London. S u . ■ I. ti
Ita large body of alumni conatttuie a m>xt
letter to which he had Just painfully pedients I had tried, and every man
fennldabM promoting force, and the steady
in the room was fast asleep before
affixed bls signature, and then cast a I had got half through.”—Boston
Lighting a Lamp with a Hnnwball. growth of the college can in? attributed large»/
the commmilng v<•!<•»• of these ihouwanda of
When a small piece of potassium, the to
dubious glance at hl» wife.
graduates, who know whereof they speak
Transcript.
information write to the college for
"Ito you want to just run this over
size of half a grain of corn. Is dropped the For HO full
pare catalogue and college journals.
Address K
P Heald, Freaideuf,
24 Post
before I send it to son James?” he In­ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦444444444444
Into a tumblerfill of water, some of the
oxygen of the water leaves Its hydro­ street, San Francisco, Cel.
quired; and when Mrs. Jowder» shook
$65.00 AND UP.
gen. owing to the intense bent which
her head, be hastily folded the sheet,
His Philosophy,
which bore the marks of hours of i
the chemical notion produce*, ami coin
She—I wish I could be as contented
Ä
j
blue* with the metallic potasalunL as you.
toil, and thrust It Into an envelope,
He—Oh' I sln’t contented—only I
17
canning
a violet bluish flame. When
which he sealed with trembling expedl
it?
don't think it's worth while to worry
the
piece
of
potassium
I*
plnr-ed
on
the
tion. and then leaned back in bls chair
to;
wick of a coal-oil or alcohol lamp, the about it."—Puck
with an air of relief.
1
•>
“
Haute produced by touching the |H>taa-
"I was afeard you'd want to read It.
alum with a bit of snow. Ice or water,
4
and tbf*n moat likely 'twould be all to *
a T
sAi
will light the lamp.
♦
do over «Kain, mother, like the last ♦
♦
“
But
I'm
glad
James
♦
• -=r.
one.” he aaJd.
♦
Age at Which They Married.
♦
♦
wrote h<* didn t mind « word mi**pelh'd ♦
/
Royal pernonnge* almost Invariably
♦
here an* there. There'» some thing* I :
:
marry young. Queen Victoria was not
.wn do?but 1 never eottld sewn to get a ♦
»»-Tn to be the heritage of the
21 at the time of her marriage; the
♦
human family everywhere, via
good ptirchn»e on the system of spell­
Is htrt to stay, It is the Most Economical
:
I’ritK-e of Walea was rather les* than
and Powerful Engine built.
ing. someway.
22 when he marrieil the tieautlfiil Alex­
: Iron rorn^rw on bod iex of $11 <»’** Heua«y and
“As I view It.” continued Mr. Jow-
Bee Lin« Buffi««. Heud lor < a ta lug,
andra. The King of Italy wa* 24 when
. XX
BLACKoaYILLOW
der* "there's some word* you can spell
Write us for full particulars.
he married 111* eeventeen year old brl<|e.
♦
by the looks, and some you can spell by
♦
MITCHELL.
LEWIS
1 STIVER CO.
sad
The King of the Belgiana wa* first mar
♦
the sound; them lean m<»t gen lly
ried nt the agv of IN, mid the Emperor
Firti and Taylor SU.
brillìi. Orafi«.
manage. But when you come to spell
of Gertnnny *>a* 22 when he married
PORTLAND and SPOKANE,
Ing by judgment and main stren the.
tlie Em pre*», who i* a few months his
my chance* are about a* slim as they
senior.
POULTRY NETTINC
nottitry »* d 4 ifit'. fr>r I mo«
’em.**
WOMEN OF THE UNITED STATES
Itraits toWtoicto >n Americas Free-
pector ka< Reduce 1 in Mexico.
and
Farmers.
Russell & Co., of Portland, Ore., the
dealers in niHchiuery on the
Fscific Coast, have just issued Ht cod -
iidirsble «X|>ense a neat and very mm-
piste account book for up-to-date
thresheimen, etc. The lie oka are lor
ires distribution and all people who
ssnt them should writo immediately
to Russell <fc Co., Portland, Ore.
Choice of Letters.
“I think I shall adopt letters as a
profession," observed the party with
the bulging brow.
"Typewriting or sign painting?” in­
quired the sardonic person.—Balti­
more American.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AKE TAKINO
Whesvoutsk* Grove's Tuteless Chill Tonic,
esuH the form Ills is plsinljr printed on every
lleibowing that it is simply Iron and Qui­
to* in s tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. fioc.
Kitchen Necessities.
"Cook, do we need any necessities
for the kitchen?”
"Yes'm. I'd like a Roman chair, one
of them Ven'shun lanterns an’ some
more pillars fer th’ cozy corner.”—In­
dianapolis Journal.
Scrofula
WE OFFSPRING
OF HEREDITARY
BLOOD TAINTa
Scrofula is but a mollified form of Blood
<o»»on and Consumption. The parent
T”,*• tainted by cither will see tn th*
eluld the same disease
tonifejtmg itself in
form of swollen
gland» of the neck and
throat, catarrh, weak •
eves, offensive sores,
sad abscesses and of­
tentimes white swell-
;,ure sign* of
,
kwfula There may
!
external signsfor ,
,,
\
• or,g time, for the disease develops slowly
f“*5' but the noison is in the
, ,n<^ *tU break out at the first favor-
toe opportunny S. S S. cure* this wast-
"eeteuetive disease bv first purifying
", ^’d'ng up the blood and stimulating
I wv'goratmg the whole system.
»T*1'1 <5 Public Square N'aahTttle.Tean.,
krr
j »*•’• »»o niy daughter fell and cut
tbaad. .
From thi, wouud the *:»nd» on
I,, .became»wollcn »ad bunted
Ind«*
,**1 doctor» here and ».»«where
, »er without any benefit
W’c decided
Uy ? •' » ■ and a lew bottle» cared her en-
make* new and pure
blood to nourish and
. ^^k
strengthen the body,
and is a positive and
t .
safe cure for Scrofula.
,k°?JfTcon’es all forms of blood poison,
•her inherited or acquired, and no
thoroughly and effectively
,** the blood
If you have any
n. v°U
or ' °ur child has inherited
TL*”?4 taint, take S S S end get
in gonl condition and prevent
‘Imng further damage
for our free book and write our
-404 about vour caae We make no
*uatever for medical advice.
1 »WT SPICIFIC CO, STLAkTA. SA.
Why a
Regard Peruna as Their Shield Against Coughs. Colds, Grip and
Catarrhal Diseases.
OR TWFNTÏ TEARS
HEILO’S BUSINESS COLLEGE
BESTFORTHE FERRY'S
BOWELS
CASTOR IA
The Kind You Have Always Beught
CUTLER’S URBUUIE of IODINE
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAR,mïïw KVÄ,jtA.h«'.
MACHINERY, FARM IMPLEMENTS. Etc.
Bee Line Buggies
a
ar
Two Big Pains
1 ODER’S
The “Russell” Compound
<2
ENGINE
HENNEY, $90.00 and up
Rheumatism
v M' cfp YOV
RUSSELL & CO.,
Neuralgia
Northwest POULTRY News
A young m.m 1* considered elig bl«
these day* who would have lacked •*'
per cent of being In that list twenty
year* «go.
A man dislike* attention until It 1*
alreut to be taken aw*» from b‘»-
h» Or Faweler« Mnfith'T,
I « ♦ I • <1
r
•
*
'•
Tf e
Ffinr» DOWFR’*,w'ßTS • C*W»TMSW?RTS
I ITlirC «CNIWS»SLPPIItS
li I II L J:: -
Buy from th« nanufarturar. frtea tn full mil»
2 fowl wM«. 1 fl
Jong ......... ..........
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4 M
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Plenty of Itoom In Montan*.
There are aliout 3O,i**).(NM* acre* of
unoccupied public land yet retnniniug
In Montuna.
The dull man bores you and the sharp
POWTLANO WIRE A IRON WORK* wue skin* yua.
I
All Kindt of Wire and Iron
14V F mist 91.,
Ornjoi,
L
K r. X. it.