Conclusive Proof,
EUCEgE WEEKLY GUARD.
BUG ENE
OREGON.
Citte, that want a library "touch'
Mr. Carnegie, and be do«*» the rest.
sow knelt and prayed every day for
six months Love tor bls wife was
th« one absorbing passloa of bls life.
For ter be arre «ted a great furtuu*
trum trade He honored ber and tv
•p«*ct«-d her If ever rwo people J»
served long life and continued nappi
tress It would -*-»-m that they did. But
suddenly be found that bls money was
not bl ng It cvuldo t purcha»«* b«silt|>.
tbe luxuries It could provide fall«*«! to
tempt a dying womau. bls wealth
didn't delay tbe visit of the grim spec
ter a second. Ami so tie paid tribute
at the grave of a good woman When
It rained tbe dro|H« fell on the bare
bead of a man l*e*l<h* a pile of «sartti.
Wb«*n the sun beat down It touched
tbe face of a man who was praying,
Ho wasn't crazy. It was not worship,
tribute to her who hail ennobled
life. Hr di«**I of a broken heart
but there was a smile on tbe d*md fa« e
It Is right to d«*«ire money, to work
for It, plan and do all thlug** honorable
for It. Yet It Is well to remember that
to be rich Is not always to possess dol
lars (Rias. I'as-ow d el poor te-«au»e
tbe thing that he coveted life for the
one most dear to him waa denied him.
Health and <-ontentinent coupled with
the stimulus of ambition, are In them
selves fortune.
I
**-THE HORN**
r*N/N
I i atern of ns. »nd It waa nothing now
I
but a question of tugs 1 bad oua a»k-
' Ing fur a Job already, tbs only deep
tug. perhaps, in tbe chops uf '.ba U'bah-
' nel. 8u I made my bargain for Dart
mouth, and aoun I was making eight
knots for Jones’ nine. At no«5u. 1 b«*-
ing still a little ahead, another tug hove
I lu sight, and 1. being «llsabled. bad a
right So away we went witb two tugs,
leaving Jone» raging mad astern. He
was bull down when I got a third tug.
Juat to »plte Jones, aud went Into Dart
mouth like a royal procession.
Yes. 1 was first In an English port,
first to send tbe cable to Van«.-ouver,
first to secure tbe stake. Moreover. 1
got Mr. Jones dismissed from his ship
and charged, with bls accomplice, in
wrecking mine, aud bis owuers had to
pay tbe damage. Now Captain Jones
aud Diego Ramirez, bis bo's’ll, are Im
proving their minds In her majestv s
honaaof tuition st Wormwood 8< rubbs
The Daisy? We'l. next time 1 put
Into Vancouver the merchants gave me
a banquet, and I wear a gold watch and
chain to Joues' memory.
SUPPOSE WE SMILE.
"This letter,” »aid the counsel f_
Mrs. De Vurce. "is a forgery. |t W||
not writteu by my client, ami, m
HUM JRCUS PARAGRAPHS FROM It 1« evident It was uot written by ,
woman at all.”
THÈ COMIO PAPÈRS.
-What proof have you of th*t»
asked the oposfng counsel.
P1 „..»t
lacidento Ocvrwrring G«<
"Simply this: There Is no postxerpt
World Over b»> lug» «bat Ars V-heer
aud tbe several pages run right
fnl «o Old or »oung Funny h«l«*’
In the regular order.”—Pbilade.ptux
Press.
«ion» thnt Everybody * IU Enjoy.
Mitt hap to uu Obituary.
She wept. “Oh. you editor» are kef.
Professor ^returning home at night.
sears nolsei—1» someone there?
rid!” she soblatl.
Burglar tunder the b«d>—No.
-What is tbe trouble, madam?" ¡j.
was
Professor—That’s strange. 1
qulred the editor.
positive someone was under my bed.—
"Why, 1 boo boo—I sent In an obit,
vary of my husband, and—boo—t»oo_
Tid-BItx.
a id said in it that be had been married
Cynical»
Binlcus—One cannot believe every for twenty years, and you—oo—o<>_
bo-vboo—your printers, set It up 'Worried
thing be hears.
Cynicu.— No; nor everything one for twenty years.' ”
Sue wept. But tbe «*dltor gr!uued._
doesn’t hear. About half of what one
Baltimore American.
takes for granted is false.—Puck.
MASTER bas th. right to be lug to fear. Everything was what the
proud of bls ship, and mine Is a doctor ordered up to eight bells. 1
It 1» poetic Ju»tlee that a trust wht*-b
dipper ■» "wlud Jammer:” but beard the w atch vhaAged; then oue bell,
makes brleka should be bit with some-
I've left many a flrst-elas* tramp astern two bells, tbrea bell», four bells At
thing bard.
of me. yes, and liners, too. 1 haven't last 1 got sick of bearing tbe halt-hour
broken any records; I can't claim to | stroke», and went up on deck lu socks
One of the best things about a col
have »ailed 4.'!3*/4 statute mil«» In a day. aud pyjamas to take a look at tbe night.
lege education for a girl Is that It ena
as did the Ely Ing Cloud, or even 419 I All seeiued well. The mate was at the
ble» her to bav« bridesmaids from out
wiles, the record of the Sovereign of the gallery door, alpplug bls coffee, aud
of town.
Beas. Record» like those were made • mail blame to him fur getting it good
when ships carried a big crew, regard I aud hot. His fare was turned towards
It bi said that the American girl Is
less of ex|»-use, ami «plead out their i me, his back to ibe forecastle, where
tbe moat expensive In tbe world. Hard-
stu u s'is and luisiu v* iupers until tbe | something stirred lu the shadow—a
up foreigners will uot be likely to bw
bull was uo more inn panel with their I mau coming up out of tbe »cuttie
lleve It. though.
«-auvas than tbe basket is to a balloon. Diego Ramirez, who ought to have
But my bark Daisy doe» all thut can be 1 been In bis bunk, »u«-aklng quietly up
The DeluleJ Canine.
Something l.ike it.
Tbe Vanderbilt taxes Lave been
expected witb b< r crew of twenty-one I tbe ladder to the forreastie bead. 1
"Tbe dog 1» oue of tbe most lntelli.
boost«! from 1400,(JUO to $ltl,(XM).OOO
lawi, and my owuers gave me a gold felt half Inclined to hall him. but why
gent of animals,” remarked M U.(
Tula will afford considerable latitude
watch and chain when I lieat the giant should my bo's'u steal about like a cat,
Wishingtou.
for a compromlae.
Fran«-« on a dear run across tbe U ext •link in the shadows, Instead of going
"So I have beard,” answered M; m
A POLITE HORSE.
ern ocean.
about like a mau? 1 thought 1 saw the
Cayenne.
Apro[s>s the death of Michael G Mul
1 was loading timber In Burrard In I gl«?am of u knife in bls bauds. Then I
hall, the great statistician. It Is remem
"And be is the most loyal admirer x
Anecdote Somewhat Out of the
let, Just up th«- harbor from Vancouver, | ran full pelt along tbe lee side of the An
Usual kun.
bered that he estimate«! the census of
man can have.”
the western terminus of the Canadian deck, for if the man meant mischief it
the United States at 7(i.2UO.OOO. It was
It la seldom that borses show their
"Yes. 1 never could quite reconcile
Pacific Railway. I was feeling pretty wa» time I kuew. 1 took the steps at intelligence In any striking manner,
7fl,295,000.
those two assertions.”—Washington
The chemist se«-ks always for fresh good, because, since my last visit, my three jumps.
. but they sometimes do things that
Star.
Wbeu I galn«*d tbe forecastle head 1 would make tbeir mental processes ex
A new use baa been found for the teats by which be may re«-ogulxi* most lnv«*stment of $5o<) In town lots had
Only Natural.
R etttgen rays to detect smuggling A easily the elements with which h<* turned Itself Into a good $1,500 with the saw nothing at first. Yes, there be was tremely Interesting If we could under
She—Sometimes 1 wish I had never
radiograph was taken of a package en deals, says the Chicago American, We growth of the city. And as to
over the bows, his bead Just allowing, stand them. I once owned a beautiful
married you.
tering a South American port and tbs humans, dealing with each other, are
moving from side to side as though he gray horse named "Douglas.'' and in
He—That's but natural, my dear,
contents were shown to consist, as sus forever striving for sure means of
were at work.
every way be was essentially a fam
We generally go back on those things
pected, of watches
1 bent down over him. and found him ily horse. He generally knew what
knowing each other with tbe least ef
that we have tried hardest to get.—
quite unconscious of my presence was required of him, and would try
fort and greatest certainty. Here, for
The North western Railroad officials
Life.
slashing with a long kulfe. cutting to do it. He was so gentle that he
your consideration twe say nothing
have dei-lded that hereafter they will
away tbe most vital gear In the ship- ' could safely have been driven by
positively
’
),
Is
a
test
of
human
polite
I r res poo-1 bi 11 tv.
hire no more men who are past the age
the gammonings of the bowsprit! I means of two pieces of strong linen
new; Two men are talking earnestly
"They say,” remarked the very cyni
of 85. They d<> not apply thia rule to
flew at his throat, half strangled him. | thread, and be was so thoroughly trust
women, probably, because all women about nothing In particular and are
Mamnta Bobby, do you remember cal person, “that iu this corrupt and
aud dragg«-d him from his perch, uu;:l , worthy in regard to standing without
of course deeply luterewtwl in the sound
superficial age the great obj«*ct is not
are under that age, anyway.
the
text last Bunday?
I bad him hanging over blue water , hitching, that we left him anywhere
of their own vole«*». Both l«egin to talk
Bobby—Yes. ma’am. 1 think it was to tie found out.”
But I was too late. for. with an awful 1 we pleased, entirely by' himself, and
"That shows you have very little ex
An ancient philosophic said that tn at the same second. Both stop sud
“
Many
are cold, but few are frozen.”
crash, tbe gammonings parted, tlie ,
perience with bill collectors,” auswervd
•leep every man has a world of hla denly ami each says, with that amusing
were always certain to find him In ex
bowsprit flew Into tbe air, rearing
Th it lirx Corner.
the impecunious friend. "My great ob
own; when awake, all men have one affectation of courtesy that mark» us
actly the spot where lie had been left.
straight on end. A yell froth me sent
"What do you think of the plana for ject Is not to be found in.”—Washing-
world In common. Ko Is It also with all: “I beg your pardou." When this
We had such fuith In him In this re
the mate to tbe wheel.
ton Star.
nations. When China awakes, she will happen, you will tin«! that one of tlie
spect that we got into the bad habit, that gigantic corner in eggs?”
"Luffl'T shouted. “Luff!”
•-I think they are well laid.”—Cleve
recogntee ami share In the privileges "I beg your pardou" gentlemen usually
i
w
hen
we
were
visiting
at
a
bouse,
of
Wanted It Had.
But before he could bring her bead I >
land Plain Healer.
and blessings of the larger world which means It He really does stop to let
“Scribley asked me to-day If I would
to tbe wind, she gave one heavier roll leaving him standing at the door and
now seems so small and unreal to her. the other go on. The other one dot*,
Ini ourt Circles,
give him a bad character.”
than usual, aud with one tremendous thinking no more of him until we came
go on, ami talks ahead happily. He
He—Ob. yes, when 1 was in England
"He's after a job and afraid you'd
smash all three masts, no longer sup ,out. One afternoon my wife and I
dl<! not In tbe least mean It wh«*n he
Great reformer«, gr**at Inventors,
ported by tbe stayB, broke off like car- | were making a call at a suburban I was enthusiastically received in court queer him, eh?”
»aid "I beg your pardon.” He did not D1SCOV K HI SO THS
great teacher», great xtateemen, and
MIIIKZ.
”O! no. He's writing a play, and be
rots aud went whirling down over the bouse, and as usual left Douglas stand Circles.
mean to give way to the other. He
the leader» of tlaiught and action who
She (simply)—What was the charge needs a villain.”—Philadelphia Press.
merely meant to prove that be was as Daisy, well, I wasn't going to let that side. Then I hauled Mr. Diego Ramirez ing outside. lu a little while, glanc
have beckoned tbe race to higher
ing out of the front window. I was against you?—Tit Bits.
polite as any oue could be. Of the two, •wink Jone, crow over me. He com inboard, and battered him senseless.
An 1 fficient Officer.
achievement» have not been the pro
The Daisy lay a total wreck lu mid ainawd to see the horse slowly moving
of course, the more polite Is the man uauded tbe Breeze, a four masted bark,
Gets Up Early,
duct» of the communal life. They rose
along
tlie
driveway.
1
was
about
to
ocean.
her
masts
and
spars,
a
tangled
who means It wbeu he says "I beg your
Jimmy—What time do yer have ter
through Individual initiative, supple pardon." The less polite Is the man who bigger titan tbe Daisy, but with noth mas» of wreckage to leeward, were go out to him, but as lie very soon
get ter work?
ing of her sailing qualities. He bad
mented by Individual struggle and Indi
•topped
and
stood
perfectly
still,
1
re
talks ahead. But here Is this to think got some new fancy patent tops'ls. ami charging Into her like a battering rani
Johnny Oh. any time I like as long
vidual perseverance. Single
.*rne«t
about: True, the one who »¡leaks after was trying to make the merchants be with every roll. aud. worst of all. the mained where I was; and almost at as I ain't later thau 7 o'clock.—Harper’s
mind« have accomplish«! the revolu tbe other la more polite. But the one
lieve that he'd be unloading t:. iuindou whole of the »lauding rigging was of that moment two ladies cattle in. They Bazar.
tions fur more than have societies aud
who
speaks
first
Is
more
apt
to
mtiivwl
River ltefore I was round the Horn. He steel, which no ax could cut fur our wore also paying a visit to the house, I
cvr|H>ratlons
Brooklyn Flat.
but on foot.
In the world, for It Is tils tendency to wu» a good talker, vv a» Joues, aud made release.
Benham—There isn't room here
One
of
them
remarked
to
me
that
I
At
once
I
bad
all
hands
at
work
to
Impress
himself
upon
others
and
to
Ulimmlf
out
a
proper
hero,
especially
This tendency of outraged communi
•w ing a cat.
ties to lake the law Into tbeir own assert hla will. Gf Bit* two who said ”1 I among the women, who, bless their deal with tbe disaster. One watch had a very polite horse, and as I did
Mrs. Benham—Then we won’t have a
bands la alarming In Itself ami In the beg your pardon” each doe» good One souls! don't know a man when they *e«‘ riggevi a sea anchor, witb a cask of oil. not understand this compliment to cat.—Brooklyn Life.
Itouglas.
she
explained
that
when
they
bored
with
an
auger,
which
we
put
<loes
good
through
individual
achieve
one
uuless
lie
lias
got
a
torpedo
beard
rapidity with which th«* contagion baa
Tearful Di>covery.
apread. Ho far
the crime of the ment. The other do«*s good through and apes tlie naval officer. Anyway. overboard to windward and so broke reached the house they found my horse
“Dis Is terrible.” said Meandering
lynchers Is concern««! It is Immaterial setting an example of politeness. Oue Jouea' bragglug made me so sick that I the seas. Meanwhile I got the other and buggy entirely blocking the en
whether their victims are guilty or In represents the driving wheel, tin* oilier challenged film to start tbe same day — watch to work cutting the wreckage trance; and as they stood wondering Mike, witb a deep-drawn sigh.
what they should do. the horse turned
"What’s de matter?” asked Plodding
Doeeut. These re»[>ectable citizens, for the ball bearing« that make life’s mo- We were isttb finishing our load» ami adrift as iwst they could.
Only when daylight came had 1 time his li«*ad. look«*d at them, and then Pete, In alarm.
only r«*»|M*ctable cltlxena do such things tlon smooth. How varied are our dlf race uie home for $2,500 a siile He
wanted to buck out, but the challenge to go forward, lluie to deni with Diego moved on a few steps in order to give
"Here's a nice piece In de paper. It
of late, have no more right to kill the ferenl missions on earth
Judge—When the gentleman cried for
wan made al tlie shipping office before a Ramirez, Esq., my bo’s'n, caught red- them an opportunity of entering.
says we’ve got muscles inside of us
objects of their wrath than they hare
crowd of masters aud merchants, and handed wrecking my ship. Even theu
I have nothing to add to this anec that keeps up an Involuntary action. help, why didn’t you run to bls aid?
Marrlc«t H title t’p n Tree.
to shoot the sheriff to death or to bang
Officer—Well, sor. it war across th'
Wbeu tlx* minister aud the two lor Jones bail talked to such an extent that I could appreciate the fiendish cunning dote, except to say that It must have Dey goes on workin’, whether we
th«* lending minister of the place. The
members of a mob are murderers In era, who were having a tiff, were all bls friends forc«*d him to stand up to of the man, bis masterly knowledge of l>een a very strong sense of politeness, Wants ’em to or not.”—Washington street, and not exactly on me bate.
tr«*«*d by an angry bull there followed me like a man. I've heard since that seamanship. The chance had beeu a or else a word or two from one of the Star.
tlie sight of God and man.
One Way to Tell.
tbe queerst wedding on r«*cord. Char be was lu «lesperate hard straits, so thousand to one against his being ladles, which would have Induced I
Henderson (who has Just bought a
Ina
Hurry.
caught,
so
simple
was
his
plan,
so
cer
much
»<>
that
tbe
loss
of
that
bet
would
Douglas to move from the place where
The Duke of Manebeater, who prac lie Bling« and hl» sweetheart, Emma
"How d'ye do?” said the busy man. new pipe)—Can you tell me. professor,
tiers what be preaches, says that for Svvanzer. left their home, near Mont menu sheer rulu to him; but be bad tain Its success. No masts ever built I had left him.—Frank II. Stockton, in
if this amber is genuine?
“
Will
you marry me?”
clgti noblemen marry American girl, rose, a town not far from SiiMquehnnna, talked too much, ami the Vancouver could have borne bo sudden and so Youth's Companion.
Professor—Oh. that’s easily deter-
"O—er,” she gasped. “This is so sud
because they are beautiful, witty, Pa., one evening recently to go over to people would have chaffed the life out tierce a wrench. It was a comfort to
mined. Soak It In alcohol for twenty-
den;
I
must
have
time
to
think.
I
----
”
me
that
I
had
mark«*«!
Diego
Ramirez
of
him
IX
he
tried
to
sing
small
before
graceful, high bred, original, InniM-ent. Great Bend to atten«l the wedding of
Wolseley Merely a »«tripling.
•Say. don’t keep me waiting too long four hours. If it’s genuine it will then
audacious. Intellectual and practical. one of their friends. Charlie was feel me. We planked down the stake», the for life, But I had not kilh'd him. nor
It Is pleasant to come across old war
would
I
while he could be held alive in riors who. having fought in many or I won’t have money enough left to have disappeared. Glasgow Evening
That Is to sa.v because they are the Ing n little flirty that evening, amt his first mau home to cable to tlie stake
Times.
sum of all the virtues Itut Isn't It odd attentions toother girls whom they met holder. claiming the whole amount. evidence of hl» crime.
clinics against many people, are still buy th«* ring. I came in an autocab and
they
charge
by
the
minute,
you
know.
”
I
put
the
mau
In
irons,
with
nothing
Then,
I
guess,
Jones
felt
alck.
Bar
ac
Shrewd.
that practically all of the girls sought put Kuitim out ■» much that when Hi«
bale ami hearty. The other day one
"You've Iteen In a tight,” said his
by tbeoe foreign gentry are rich? There time came to go home tlie pair were on cident». the man couldn't possibly beat but bread and water, and on the third of England's veterans. Field Marshal —Philadelphia Press.
mother, reprovingly.
are deail loads of American girls wlm very poor terms with each other, The me sailing, and I never suspected foul day he confes»e«l that Jones ha<l bribed Sir Frederick I’. Ilalues, celebrated his
Not Nutural.
have all the qualities enumerated by minister accompanle«l litem, but It was play; such a thing never entered my him to come on board at Vancouver, elgbtv first birthday.
Ob. not much of a one,” answered
tbe boy.
the big Duke and yet do not contract n pretty quiet and, on the ¡»art of the bead. I was short of a lio's'n, my man had paid him $250 In cash to commit
Just sixty-one years ago lie began hi,
having run from the ship, and there the crime. That was Mr. Jones’ Idea career as a warrior, and fifty-five years
foreign alliances. With few exceptions lovers, a decld«*dly sulky pai ty
"Did you count one hundred as I told
foreign noblemen are attracted only to
you when you felt your angry passions
On the w ay home they cros»e«l a held was nut one of the for.uiast hands who of racing, and certainly the way things ago he went through his first campaign,
rising?”
rich American girls Of course, It may that was pre-empte«l by a bull Uoteil couhl fairly claim tlie Job. They were look«*d be would have no trouble in seeing most of the lighting that took
be only a coincidence. but It suggests for hla ugly deposition. The bull soon go* k ! as sallormeu go. the best dozeu of
“Oh. sure,' return«*«! tlie boy. "I
place in the Sutlej campaign of 1845.
all sorts of Idh* speculations.
counted one hundred all right, but I
let them kuow thut they were tre» them, but a really first class bo's'n
Almost the first time he arnelt powder
knocked the other l>oy down first. It's
passers, and wh«*n lie <*harg««l down on could have glveu poluts to the lot. Now,
he was desperately wounded.
The undeveloped au<l the savage them all thr«*«* scudd«*d for th«> trees Jones ha*l a regular champion, a For-
the only safe way.”—Chicago Evening
His next campaign vvaa that In the
mind loves a practical Joke that causes Charite was In the l«*a<l ami th«* minis 1 tugee, who'«! learned his trade whaling,
Tost.
Punjab In 1848-9, and later be fought
lujury. To tie a rope acrosa a path or ter coveriMl tbe rear. Charlie ale«» was I and followed that up under the best
through
the
til-managed
Crimea.
Twen
A Knowing I,ad.
place a brick over a door so that the the first np the tree, but the minister masters In th«* deep sen trade Ko when
ty years later he was made comuiaud-
“Flow many pounds are there in a
next person passing may get hurt Is de walt«-d until be had booatetl Emms up li. came to s««e lue the day before I
er-ln-chief
In
India,
attd
was
specially
ton?" asked the teacher.
light fill to such a mind Tbe Hvlllxed before he sought safety Otic* up there was to »all. I listened to all lie had to
tbauked by Parliament for bis tact aud
And the timid, clean-faced boy with
mind prefers more delicate humor everyone began to feel so much better say about Uaplalu Jones which wasu’t
energy In the Afghanis'an operations.
a patch In bls trousers, timidly sug
llaxlng Is uotlilng but coarse practical that, In spite of Charlie's haste to lead exactly compliment». I coukln't tell
The old warrior is bale and hearty
gested;
Joking carried to the extreme It Is tlie retreat, a reconciliation waa effr«!t him lu run from his present ship. |n-
and still has an opinion of his own. It
"It depends a good deal where yon
absurd to look upon It from any other «•d on the spot -or rather on th«- de«'d. as In duty bouml, 1 advised him
is told of him that a dictum of Lord
point of view
Boys and young men bough«. Kuddenly It occurred to one of solemnly to do no such thing, but 1 did
buy your coal, doesn't it?”—Washing
Wolseley's was quoted against one of
ton Star.
are not dlslnt<>r«*st«*d enough to prao them that here waa a chance to have a drop a hint that I'd pick up valuable
hla own. Sir Frederick rapped his cane
Pastor Did your busband die a nat
tlce baaing merely for the good of tbe r*'ord-l>rvablng wtaldliig. and then and men wlto'd run from such masters as
Had a Sweet Sound.
on
the
floor
and
shouted:
ural
death?
ha«*«!
rules» the baser, could get there tlie marriage cereuiouy was ¡«er Jones, ami stowed away In the Daisy.
Small Jimmy Say dem lubly words
"Wolseley!
Wolseley!
A
clever
lad.
The
Widow
—
Xo.
sir;
a
doctor
attend
Sure
enough,
before
I'd
been
a
day
out
their elemental kind of enjoyment from formed. Pretty soon th«* owuer of the
once more.
It, they would «top it ami look for "fun” bull came «long ami itrove the animal 1 fouuil Diego Ramirez aboard of me. reaching England ahead of me. claim I'll admit, but a mere stripling, air. a ed him. — ber Pioli.
Smaller Gladys-I said I don’t want
ing
the
$5.dW
from
the
stake
holder
at
mere
stripling!
”
As
I«>rd
Wolseley
Is
elsewhere. That basing Is uot necee away, when lb«* III» rated ¡«arty went at mighty |>oor lu spirit, hutuble an«! will
you to l*e wastln your money on me
Purely Pessimistic.
»ary In order to make brave men la on<'e to the horn«' of the bridegroom to Ing Naturally, I w»sti't going to lose Vancouver, and cashing the check be only (17. that setth'd it, of course.-Pbil- I
"That next-door neighbor of yours for ice cream and sweets any more. -
time handing the mao over to Jones, so fore 1 could Interfere. As to the mon adelphla Post.
shown by the fact that tlie American mabe merry.
Boston Globe.
deserves
a great deal of credit.”
ey.
1
had
no
redress,
for
the
law
would
I
I
algn«*«l
him
ou
the
books
as
A.
B.
He
patriots who made Valley Forga Ini
'
For
what?
”
asked
Mr.
Biykins.
not
back
me
In
a
gambling
transaction,
The
Singer
and
the
Porter.
aoou proved Hie best sailorman In the
mortal were mostly •■based farmers
A Matter of Hearing.
How Philpot Curran Got Ev.-n.
"Why. for being so neat, lie is al
but I swore he should be ptinlsh«*d for I M A. T tells a story of how. once
Ami th«* Boers, who will l*e famous as
Suburbanite You ve got a new babv
John Philpot Curran, one of the wit •hip; such a goo.I mau. lu fact, that tny wrecking my ship.
ways
up
in
the
morning
cutting
the
upon a time Sims Reeve«, the fiuno^s
fighters for all time. have known noth- Beat lawyers who eier fac«*d a >*ourt «»wit ¡«-..pie werou't jealous wlien I pro
at your bouse. I hear?
Well, from tbe moment we lost our tenor, waa stranded nt a country Junc grass on hla lawn or shoveling the
Ing of the basing folly. The cases of was once arguing a ca«a before Lord mot«*«l bln: over their lieada. and made
Townite—Great Scot! can you hear It
Broth and B*s>x should he enough to Clare, tbe Irish l«>r»l «-haucellur. Clare hint bo’s’ll. I waa proud of Diego Rs masts 1 bad all hands, including my tion. waiting for a train. It w»« cold snow off his sidewalk.”
away out there In the suburbs?
self,
working
nlgbt
and
day.
saving
"Oh.
be
doesn
’t
do
those
things
be
mt«! miserable, and the singer was nat
compel the West Point authorities to <-herlahe«l a cordial dislike tor t'urr..ti mires. If I'd ouly known!
1 Me start«*«! fair. Jones and I, and all what could be saved of the wreckage, urally not in the best of tempers. While cause he Is neat. He enjoys the thought
A Stitch In Time.
stop the practh e.
and. tn order to show hla contempt for
He—Miss Rusty is awfully old, isn't
the city turned out to see the start. A and using tbe spars, tackle aud cauvas chewing the end of disappointment, an that his noise is worrying the neigh
that gentleman, affected to |>ay no at
she?
A Cincinnati Judge, bellevlug that tbe tention to the argument amt devote«! 17.U)U-mtl« race 1» out of the common; to Jury rig tbe ship. I had thirty feet old railway porter, who recognize«! him bors."-Washington Star.
She—She Is just my age.
present met hist of naturallsatlou himself ««» fondling a mast ft wli ch hr the papers were full of It. and at the of foremast, eighteen feet of mlxzen. from the published portraits, eutered
For Protection.
and
six
feet
of
tbe
main
to
build
upon;
He—Well-»>h. 1 b. g your partion
Um,
wbeu
»»
cast
off
tbe
tug«
th,
bet
the
waiting-room.
makes little Impression utxm the In had brought with him to court I'rrs
"I wrote to Aunt Tabitha about our
"Gnml evening Mr. Situ» Reeves," be robber.”
coming foreign«'-. has iutruduc«*«! a rally he «looped .towu uatentaMoualy to ting was five to three ou Jones. 1 took and. if you'll believe uie. I turned tbe
The Art-Bo-.
more formal ceremony Amid profound pal the nog inatatitly t'urrgn stopped care to be abroaat •« bexi we passevl the Daisy into such a rig as was never said.
"Well?"
"Why. Madge, where are all the tas
silence and the r.wpectful attention of •peaking The Ion! chanrellor looked city of Victoria; I took more care while seen before in the world. We rigged
"Goo«! evening, my man." replied the
"Rhe sent us a guinea ben; she says seis on your new chenille boa?”
all In tbe court ro««m. tbe candidate la up and said "Go on. Mr Curran " "I we ran dowu the Straits of Fu. a that I her as we went along un«1er a Jury fore vocalist, getting ready the necessary they always make a big fuss wbeu’,
"Oh. I stepped on some of them, and
sail,
and
before
we
passed
tbe
Western
ahotil.l
round
Cape
Flattery
ahead
of
made to kneel au<t kiss the folds of the t>eg your ion!«hip's pardon,” replied
tip But the tnan sought for Inform»- stranger comes un tbe place."- Indian other people stepi»*d on some."
American Hag He Is likely long to re- Curran, “I thought you were engage«! him. The l*etUng th««rv was five to three Islands I had turu«*d her Into a sort of » tlon rattier than tips
apolis Journal.
on me. Jones did all he knew, and as four masted Jackass bark, with a sprit
member the act. Far more notable, In ronauttatlon.
"They tell me you earn a heap of
Now Will Yon Smile?
far as speed went then* wasn't actually sail under her Jury bowsprit, and even •aoncy." he remarked.
however, was the recent naturalisation
Gneernmental Interfc ence.
Mrs. Kemlal is nothing if not Impul
much
t«i
choose
between
our
two
»hips;
booms
rigged
out
over
tbe
side
to
carry
In a Western Court of a little group of
"Oh!" murmureil Mr. Reeves.
"Here s a portion of the President's sively genial, and the Imperturbability
Thousands of Them
but for seamanship, well. I'd t*e sorry small sails. My sa lortuen laughed uu
full blooded Indiana. Through the cua
“And yet." pursue,! the porter, "you message Intended for you. Carolyn.”
"Ree here.' •al<! tlie ol«! gray rat. for Jones' chance Of course, we put til they spilt their side« at some of my
of certain characters has often a curi
nlng of «-ertaln white settlers, these whose cvnm-lence troubled
"Nothing of th«* sort, Clarence."
him. "I him astern tbe very first day. nor did fancy canvas, hut we dM fire knots don't work hard. Not so hard as I do
ously irritating effect upon her. She
ludtans were tn danger of tosln.- their .tont think we should eat
“Ye«; he advt»««» economy.”
up thia we ses him again for many a Io g day an hour before tbe wind Every ship we for Instance But 1 dessay you earn -
was sh«jpplng one day at certain well
ancestral lamia, and as a last resort a ch««e»e It belongs to a poor widow
p'raps ten t1m«*s what I do-ebT’
after.
known stores, and. having com pie'e* I
sighted bowled at ua, but I beggt'd.
They WoaMa't Rip,
wise missionary drove with the••* near and— "
“Wbat do you earn?" asked the
There'« no n««ed to descritve the roy. bought and borroa ed something from singer.
ly a bundled miles an«l bad them for
"What do yon call these?" he asked her purchases, tools leave of the ass st
"Is that a fact?" Inquire«! the young «<•'. I had all th«* winds I tr:« >1 for, each of them, of
ant who bad serv ed her with a friendly
spars, rope ami sails
at
the breakfast table.
■tally naturalise«! as American cltlxena eat rtMlent tn tbe swarm
"Eighteen shilling« a week all th.
«nd not too much. I roundel th*» Horn to add to my rig I even hoisted salla
"llow long bare you Brest In this i-oun
"Flannel cake»." repl ed the wife of "Good morning" There was no reply
year roun«i." said the porter.
"It la."
without ■ n-ef In my tops'l«, to. n reach on the boats in a ay davits, and Trovl-
In that hard working damsel’s busy
try?” was the orthodox Inquiry of the
Sin»» Reeve» opened bls cheat- ' "Do. bis bosom.
"Ah. new I know what's meant hr
deuce helpesi me witb Just tbe winds re. ml -A ~
“Flanne! ? They ma le a m stake and career th« re was no time, probably, for
Judge "Twenty tire years." came the widow's mites ‘ Gev whlaa! Just l«s>k •d sway to catch the trade» f 1-onte
he «ang. the last note b»
We were howling along toward« the I wanted, I kept my bands In gooo
•old you <xt rduniy this time."—Rai ti the minor gentlenesses of life: “Ray
answers, "thirty.” "thirty two" the In at 'em."- Phila«b*lphla Press
IJne- running down our latitudes In humor with plenty of grog, ami you ing a ringing top one. "There, mv more Amerli an.
good morning am! smile!” exclaim«»!
«Usus giving as nearly as possible their
man. there's your year's salary gone.”
fine style, and on Oct. A. at noon. I should bave beard them cheer as we
Mrs. Kendal, impetuously
respective ages Think of It! The heirs
Tbe girl
Meet Meat and l.qght.
made It Itki 3«« 7 R We were under sighted I'shant!
Stare«! ;n mute atdazement. “Then 1
of the ats>rlglnal luhaMtants of this
Perfuming
Gloves.
When a mol fire la lu use for h«*atlng close rrefel top gallant sails, w nd
Since we had N'en (telare«! at least
shall remain here until you
country standing before a |>etty official and the <*le«-trtc light for lighting an
—. do" *• wa. !
To perfume your gloves mix well to-
•1«-* ,*»«!«"1 from some Irish <tr German inhabit«*«! ruuia the air la purer than •bout K E . blowing .’«out • top«'] six weeks, of course there conld be no gather half an ounce Of e»sen«-e of
the rreat actress in the most persuasive
brveae. atwut as much ss we care«! for hope of winning tbe race, Yet we were
or English forefather amt by him for by any of the other plans tried
but yet in the firmest tone*. Tb.i .• wa»
Fn'inrr.
rwws a dram each of oil of cloves «nd
for Indee«! the mate wanted to snug home •can-ely in
n.ally pronounce«! American cltlseua
too much for the girl. "<•»•■! mx»T'>
or freah course up Cbaa ma.-e, - and - a * quarter of «0 onn.-, of
beating and llghtlug.
the top gallant sails | knew what th, nel. tbe time being Just after
ing. she said, ami burst out laughing
break frankincense ria«-e thia h> Haan, pa-
Daisy coul<! st,mt. and when I went fast, when wt •houkl I see astern but
Not long ago a gravo was dug ta a
From that hour Mr«. Hernial’, appear
His enemy for life "I've ¡'rr>m!s«xl to
per and My It between the gloves
Faenara .-Ina.
below
at
10
octaw
k
I
toM
the
second
Baltimore rometery and tbe twvfy of go tn to suppasr with some one else. Mr.
Mr Prancer l'm sorry I'm such an ance at the store in question was tbe
my dear friend Jone« It wss a len.-
Chas l*a««ow was loner»! to Its last Htauque. but I'll lutnwlm-e you to a •« t to call me for le«a than a light gale Judgment. In my mind, for be'd been
Tbe men alao get new ttmlerweur •wk ward da - Miaa Park las
signal for an outburst of geniality.—
But I could not altop. and that • , driven eoutb by a gale we Just ni «»ed when they marry, but they don't a«iver
resting placa. It was not a lonmotue very handsome aa«l clever girl “ “Hut
Pii ladelph:«^', iegrapb.
grave. Near It was another pike «M I don t want a handsome aud elevet queer thing at ,<w tww one • Nsty ,tay,
tlse it
■ s <> blown clean I b * o tt.e A:. sr
wall Mr 1 ran er Fr« bm j „ u > rk
•
wake,
extwet
ng
danger
while,
an
far
garth by the a.de of which Visa. I*a» gtrl, I waul yeu.
No man should object to thick »ole»
• round :. t. w
fhlQ fhll w_.b u;her
tic. where be found a berg In a f.<
Dt Htta
A well t>lle«i cupboard la tbe beat
•a mortal m’nd an tell, tbero is noth
on hi, sm*», a» tbe objection« will ^«
Í ri» lu»!
t*«
Ji'tiruAl.
I v ay way bore no was round ng L'sbaat I .■<rd of health.
wear «way.