EUGEHE WEEKLY GUARD
EUGENE
OREGON
•wonld not pay" where labor 1« cheat»
Efforts to lutiodu<*e the trolley car f<*t
I pa-eeuger aud freight traffic lu th*
West Indies encountered au ®beta<4<
which the American promoters bad not
foreseen. Tbe ten cents for wbteh th»
company would carry a package Or«
utiles or mure -a rare that would in
sure generous support here-did not
seem small there, for the simple rea
-on that many a native could find M
-asler way to •-aru ten • euts than by
. walking the five tulle« six! carrylui
* tbe package uu Ilia bead. If "a work
man is known by Ills chit»».'' be 1« al»«
known by his tools. High-priced men
do their work with high priced machln
ery. Tbe <-tiglm*er of the mammoth
locomotive whh b 1» puflltig hundred«
of people aeroM country In a fast ex
pre»» train 1« well paid; the i>oor Orl
ental. drugging hi« »tugle pg»»enger In
a jlnriklshk. gets barely >0100x11 for hl»
sup|i«r. Not only do«-« the high-priced
worker create the uece»»lty for me
chanlcal Improvements, but ths me
chanical Improvements tn turn aug
ment productiveness.
The leaaon,
then, for nation« ami for Individuals
Is to make tbemaelvea worthy of good
tools. Human muscle« were made for
something liettcr than the work which
a few lump« of <-oal under a boiler will
do more easily.
Science
vention
' the sandbag that It took five minute«
to extract It.
"Tbe secund time Plunk cam« to bat
be drove tbe ball eight Inches Into the
ground. Just Ut front of the plate. The
pitcher and catcher dug frantically, but
before they could exhume tbe ball
Plunk had scored. Every ball be bit be
banged to piece», and »even new ones
were used in tbe course of tbe game.
"Tbe Whistling Thistles were so ner
vous after that that every time McGug-
genbeimer batted they threw them
selves on the ground to escape injury.
And they were so generally upset that
we easily defeated them by tbe score
of 49 to 7.
"At the end of tbe game McGuggen-
helmer had driven tbe ball Into the
ground three times, and had knocked
four boards off the center-field fence."
MONKEYS
India," „¡J a
-« .il
cently completed « jOurll
world, "I was « J ut°*J J
with tbe slmost bumVaJ
monkey^
monkey» there,
there. y,
You
., M
molested. «
. . .
’.'J
birds, and they are „ ***]
The Insect Vedalla cardinalls. Intro
duced to Califoru a to feed ou »cale In
sect», baa succeeded so well In its work
dent a, .. . .
that there Is nothing left for food—and
' I remember that .,«» »-
After s pret her hat made a married
they are now lu danger of disappearing
** were sitting h; Ur
couple one they each Immediately »et
through starvation.
veranda of our hotel ,UdZ *1
to work to timi out which la the one.
The earth within the Arctic circle
K*
the Misto«« . ! . .
supports a considerable population, but
main street of th. .
In view of various »torte» that come
tbe Antarctic circle Is without trace of
of long-tailed monkeva
from the Flowery Kingdom, Il 1» not
9
human life. Upon eight million square
•rlM, I
.
I
always well to accept a bure rumor tor
miles surrounding the south pole, the
ut
every
!<■;,,
d
-d
the naked truth.
pulled
J
foot of man ha» never trodden.
In the Islands near Singapore a new
I- I..,
.
The man who announces that he lias
STT? OU »ay you don't believe In fate. graph office, aud thither, therefore, we
SOLID BRICKS OF YELLOW.
While we leftt
... -’j
Industry has been developed, that of
a method of making old Ismes a»»»m-
\/ you fellow»." »aid young Fred . went.
producing
pure
gutta
percha
from
the
anti.,.,, .
_ U
ble themselves and come to life prob
Gold
Cubes
as
They
Reach
the
Mint
Julian, as he enu-rtalned a party
” 'I don't think I'll send a wire, after
leaves
of
the
gutta-percha
tree.
Tbe
solemnly
lined
up
on
the
1
Need
Not
Be
Avoided.
ably Imagines that be has a rattling
of boon cbmpanioiM In his bachelor all,’ she said beaitatmgly, as we found
leaves are ground up and pounded in
A paragraph In the New York letter watching us eat. made ./I
good thing.
rooma. "Wall, that’s because, at pres tlie place.
boiling water. Dry leaves contain as of the Ledger stated that there had food and ha l quite a fl<bt 7*1
eut, you ila ven’t had an op|>urtuuity of
" ’Why not?’ I said. In some surprise
A trade journal estimates the Amer
much as 12 per cent of sap.
been received at oue of the banks a tlve servant befure tbej »J
Judging
from
personal
experience.'
’
“ ‘Because- because I think I'll gu
l<un "output” of bicycles for the past
Two of the largest Ruhmkorff coils lump of gold from British Columbia driven away.
"Well, and have you?" asked a cho- straight home.’
year at about M50,«a»> wheels. More
"But tbe monkey» Of iDlJ . J
weighing 7,897 ounces, in shape of a
rua of voice»
" 'But think of the anxiety of the ever made have t>een ordered In this
thun 100,000 are exported, and about
cone, 13 Inches high and 34 Inches lu the most lrre,p.,hS|t,|e
country
for
a
foreign
government,
aud
"italber!
It
was
a
little
Incident
that
poor chap.' 1 Mid feelingly. ’Why, be
700,0« 10 were reserved for home con
occurred about six mouth» ago. Inter may be thinking aU kinds of dreadful will give an electric spark forty-flve circumference at the base, and valued world," coutlnt.. .1 the ,M *1
sumption. Yet the bicycle Is now no
inches In length, expending euergy at 1133,275. At the United States mint them people I m . ause tl,„ .J
esting to me, at JeaM and if you like things have happened to you.’
novelty. It looks as If the people who
lu this city it was stated yesterday to dleroua counterfeits ,,f ¿0. 1
I'll
tell
you
all
alM>ut
it.
”
"She stood irresolute for a moment; amountjug to three or four-horse | h > w -
have sup|K>sed and declared that
“Do,” »aid his friend», and the young then »be picked up a form and wrote, er, and having a [mtential of half a a Ledger reporter that it was unusual In many of the old tH.. “'4nl
wheeling wa» merely a tem|>orary fad
to ship gold lu such large masses. It monkey settlements. I
mau louug«-d l>a< k in ids chair ami with aud, for the life of me, I could uot re million volts.
would have to own themselves beaten,
That there are too many studies In
must have been cooled in a crucible, In particular wm. b wa,
bia
eyes
on
the
tire
commeuced
bl»
uar-
of
the
It
is
said
that
the
nut
trees
sist looking over. All that »be said
and aim their dismal predictions at the public schools, in all grades and all
’
ratlve without more ado.
world alone could, if necessity arose. which was broken from it, judging simians. There
was:
the motor-cycle and the automobile.
departments from the primary to the
from its shape. No such masses bad sands of the creatures andIJ
"It was oue lovely day In the July of
provide
food
ail
the
year
round
for
a
’
’
'I
have
changed
my
mind.
-Phyllis.
’
high si'hool, In nearly every State Wi
ti.at 5,900 had recently be« J
■’ 'Of all the cool cheek, that la the total population three times greater ever been received at tbe mint.
No person in the civilized world who the Union, is the general liellef ot last year." he began, "and I wa» »tart
The usual form of gold bricks Is that the woods to get rid o’t tb 1
than the present. It has been |H>i';ted
reads of the touching funeral ceremo schoolmen who understand ami cor lug Jubilantly off for a mouth'» holiday coolest!’ 1 thought.
"But 1 stepped back and pretended to out to tbe Washington Department of of au ordinary brick, the very largest this temple I saw little xlnuu J
nlea over the Ixtdy of Italy’s niunlered rectly apprehend the theory of educa at Scarborough. Knowing my luxuri
ous
habits
as
you
do,
my
friends,
you
being valued at about ?30,0<J0 and uestllug aud rocking their *,. j
king <»n fall to lie Impressed by the tlon. There are no new disclosures,
I m * much interested in tbe company’s Agriculture that Brazil nuts around
1’ara grow in such profusion that thou weighing about 1,500 ounces. That such their arms for all the
fai t tliuf anarchy Is a very small seiitl therefore, In the re|s>rt of the «dement- will not be surprised to hear that when timetable.
ment after all. and that It makes a ary school committee of the '‘citizens' 1 reached King's Cross I »elected a cor
" ’Now we must find out the next sands of tons of them are wasted every bricks are not easily bandied was eas Chrlstlau mother. I veotcwl J
noise out of all proportion to Its size. educational «■ommlsslon," appointed by uer »<-at of a first-class smoker, and train ba< k,' 1 -aid, as she turned again year; with eocoanuts it is tbe same in ily demonstrated by the reporter, who up one of the infants tbxtvM J
was allowed to lift from a truck a about, and lnstautly tbe baby J
There Is no hope for the anarchists In the Civic Federation to Investigate th* provided myself w ith plenty of cigars to me; aud then we will have some many centers.
the universal mounting tor the dead Chicago Bchool system. It is gratify aud magazines. To complete my antic tea. You must want some badly.'
Every sufferer from nerves knows brick from the Denver assay office, typical Infautlle squeal and tbed
ruler, and the unanimity with which Ing to note, however, tliat Hit* commll ipation of a pleasant Journey, just as 1
" ’But y ur train—you will surely that a gloomy day affects him unfavor 8x4x3% inches in size. It was Just the mother came to me. chatters J
the peoples of the world protested tee's report affirm» what lias already settled myself comfortably aud the lose It,’ she murmured.
ably, while the tirst ray of sunshine size of a building brick, only three- I put the Infant down, and the J
against the stupid crime Is a greater been pointed out by progressive edu guard gave his w histle, the door o|>em*<l
” 'York is my destination.' I said un makes him gay again. It lias la-en quarters of an Inch thicker, but It her eyes still blazing with taj
blow to amtrcliy than any of Its paltry cators. The committee tluds that the ami a pretty, excited young lady came truthfully.
suggested that the green of vegetation, weighed ninety ¡munds aud was valued ried the little one to a roraerj
and mean successes can compensate course of study In the elementary bustling In. She seemed relieved at
"After that I found out there was no the blue of the sky and the blue-green at £*1,000. Though small. It could uot ted and rocked It, frequently J
to gl ve me a s< ornful loot |
for.
grade Is so extensive that It is iiavlng caught the train, amt sat dowu train for an hour, and we took our way of tbe ocean may thus have a power easily have been gotten away with.
“It Is not uncommon for tb»aj
Very little gold as It comes from the
physically Impossible for the aver in a state of brea,tldess aud smiling ex to the tearoom, wlie-re my pretty com ful influence in calming the »plrits.
Chicago Is congratulating Itself and age child
In
the tree« to reach down and J
baustlon.
mines
Is
received
at
tbe
mint.
A
few
panion
made
me
her
willing
and
sym
1'arville, however, cautions bis readers
to accomplish what Is
with gissi reason on the steady im re<|uircd without overwork.
"I looked over at her from my corner; pathetic confidant. She was unhappy, against too sweeping conclusions. All small lots brought by the early Klon traveler's hat as lie paw, ]
. It found
"Perhaps the most retuarkabbl
provement In the health of Its Inhabit
so did a loudly dressed, bounderish very unhappy, at home, ami. lu an ill-
that tlie pupils
who flulsh
the
finish
that we can say Is that colors certain dike miners is all that has been seen In connection with tbe motkqij
nnts. Records kept by the Board of
elementary schools are, as a rule, defl looking young man from his, for »lie guarded moment, had agreed to a run ly appear to affect the organism, ami from Alaska. Tbe dust, or flakes, is
Health show a constant decrease In the
was an extremely pretty girl, with away match without the knowledge of
ilia I witnessed early one motiM
«•lent In English ami «-an neither s|«eak
tliat the subject will bear further In taken to tbe nearest assay office, prob were riding ¡n tbe highway igl
death rate during the last twenty
brown curly hair, small features, and Iter parents. Now she was thankful. vestigation.
ably at Seattle, aud there sold to the
nor write the language acceptably.
years, particularly among children, out
Government, which purchases all that vacant field. Suddenly fromt>J
Tlie committee Is also In line with tlie Uw daintiest little figure in the world. very thankful, that »he had been pre
In winter months tornadoes occur
of every thousand deaths during the
I
frowned
at
the
loudly
dressed
young
vented. It seemed like fate, That was only lu tbe Gulf States, but in sum Is offered. It usually contains more or Isirlng forest a troop of uu»M
most progresalve educational sentiment
first quarter of this twenty year pe
less silver or copper or both metals. It tered the field aud beganarrraJ
the summary of her remarks.
when It declares iigalust tlie teaching
mer they occur in tbe North, in Ne
dance, taking bold of hands ufl
rimi, five hundred and twenty-two were
"There, now, you fellows," broke off braska. South Dakota, Iowa and Min may be relined at the assay office, but is
of foreign languages In the grades. The
Ing a large circle, then dandg]
those of children under 5 years of age
the narrator abruptly. ”1 needn't tell nesota. Tbe average is twenty-five a usually relined at tbe mint. .Many
time and mouey thus expended could
During the last quarter the number
you much mon-; <>niy that we each ex year. They are simple examples of bricks shown to the reporter looked like aud round and chattering gleeM
be employed to better advantage tn the
has been only three hundred ami thir
changed cords, agreed to see one an vortex motion. A mass of air rotating silver, the proportion of one-third of
study of English and civil government.
LAW AS INTERPRETED,
ty-eight. The gain I r attribuiti to the
other in London, and that we parted at a low level runs Into a vortex, and that metal giving them that appear
The plethora of books in the schools
diligence of the Board of Health In
ance.
Some
small
bricks,
worth
about
cheerfully
at
York.
”
results from two cause« tlie growth
Constitutional mandate of eq J
a tul>e is projected downward. The
spreading a knowledge among the poor
"Anti did you fulfill those promises?” velocity of the lower end of the tube $5,000 apiece, were shown which had taxatiou as near as mar be j J
of the "cramming system" In the public
er [teople of the best way of feeding
schools, an«l tlie continuous and per
•aid one of the listeners, with interest. may reach two hundred miles an hour, been relined to 908 parts in 1.000, prac Drew vs. Tifft iMinn.1.17LLil
Infants during hot weather, and to the
sistent pressure of the sc I iihi I book pub
“Oh, yes! We have seen some little and it is the ¡»artial vacuum caused by tically pure gold. These were for a to be applicable to inher^iMB
establishment of day nurseries, steri!
prominent watch case manufactory for
lishers. Oue evil logically follows tlie
of each other since then.”
the whirl and the sudden inrush of the
and to be violated by
Ixed milk depots, floating hospitals and
use In its business. Chemically pure
other. Having engrafted tlie cramming
Ami her name?”
outside air that causes tbe disastrous
which discriminate betweeiM
other admirable charities.
gold Is made only for testing purposes. classes of persons.
system upon tlie schools, the demand
Will soon be Julian," said the young explosive effects.
I
—
Fhilailelphia
Ledger.
man promptly. Penny Pictorial Maga
lu his address at Cambridge Mr. Bal for Isxiks Is constantly enlarged, and
An assessment for a ’te-» J
The black sands containing gold
zine.
four, who Is one of the many scholarly the Issik publishers engage in fierce
which are spread along the shores of
ment under a resolution dMM
HEROIC CURE FOR AN ITCH.
and somewhat erudite British »fates competition to supply the demand. The
Norton Sound, near Cape Nome, Alas
improvement expedient ¡8 beiM
result
Is
that
the
schools
are
loaded
SANG THE SONGS OF FREEDOM.
men, professed a fondness for the
ka. are said to differ from similar Berio-Comic Experience of a Man Held folk vs. Young (Va.i, 47 L 111
i down with Isxiks atwl the old notion
eighteenth century. In those days men
l'l> by a Road Agent.
to be unconstitutional for lad<1
John W. Hutchinson ot a t-'amou» Fam sands found on the c-oast of California
1 which regard««! education ns a “draw-
occupied themselves much with the fu
Whatever difference« of opinion may process of law, where tbe axl
ily of Singers.
Hn<l elsewhere, because they show no
1
Ing
out
of
the
mental
powers*'
Instead
ture. Now people go ahead regardless
The Hutchinson family of singers are indication of having been transported exist in regard to other subjects, those not designate any tribunal |kJ
of packing the cranium with useless
of It. Instances are found lu the thrift
a pleasant memory to the older genera by streams of water. The flakes and who have been held t,p by highwaymen time where the partyeouMtebad
b-HHUesH hih I wastefulness of Industrial and Indigestible facta, has been dis
tions of people now alive, it is nearly nuggets of gold that have been found are unanimous in the statement that
Contract to expend 110.«») In w
wealth ami the de|s-ndence upon meth carded. It Is not an uncommon sight
a generation since they appeared lu the at Cape Nome are not water-worn, but no matter how few the holders up or
Ing and developing" mining pad
nowadays to see a lll-year-old with TUX Tuu.su SIAN COMMKNCBP HIS NAK-
ods which differ little from those used
West, It 1» more than that since-they sharp and angular In outline. A wide how many they held up, each and every
which consisted of a large nniJ
spectacles on Its nose, carrying to and
KAT1VK.
In the time of Watt. "Every new In
were lu the height of their popularity. ly accepted theory is that they have man said tliat the robber's weapon was mining claims, both qu»rtii»iJ
from school a half dozen tiooka. This
vention throws a new »train on the lim
Their
sweet
voices,
attuned
to
simple
pointed
directly
and
solely
at
him.
mtLn,
and
he
frowned
at
me,
aud
Just
been
transplanted
from
a
great
dis
la not education. The text book was
and in erecting a ten-stamp -¡turn
ited sources of power and sooner or
originally designed as nn aid to <*«!ii then the girl looked up ami caught my melodies, entranced tens of thousands tance by glaciers, their original source Years ago in California a traveler was Is held. In Stanton vs. Singleton■
later those uiurcew of nature will give
glame of admiration. She »tlffemsl, all over the country and w herever they being yet undiscovered.
on a stage coach that a pair of bandits
cation. Froperly used It Is a guide In
47 L. R. A. 334. to lie one whit
out.” It Is proof of the existence of
and then her eyes fell upon my cigar, went they received hearty welcome.
Tbe report of United States Commis went through. The fourteen passengers will not enforce by apecilt prfl
the mental processes tliat are neces
the conditions of which Mr. Balfour
which 1 had left smoldering In my
were
all
made
to
get
out
and
stand
In
a
Interest
In
this
band
of
singers
lias
sloner of l.al>or Carroll I>. Wright for
sary to develop tlie mental ikjwci -» of
complains that hi» worths w ill not leatl a child.
lutud, and a look of severe displeasure been recently revived by au attempt 1899 on “Hand and Machine Labor” row, with their hands high over their a nee.
Authority of railroad coni::/««
to any economy In the use of coal noy
came Into her face.
made by the children of Joint W. Hut sets forth some very interesting facts. heads. One burly ruffian stood guard
will they Increase the slender precau
" ’Are you aware, sir,’ she said, aus chinson, the only survivor of the origi Aided by machinery, 4.500,009 men over them with a double-barreled shot to order a company to build xaiw
Narrow Gage.
tlous that are taken for the preserva
terely. ’that this 1» uot a smoklug car I nal "family,” to cast him into an insane turn out a product which would re gun, w hile the other engaged in tbe tain a depot or station bouse»»6
The
Lewiston
Journal reports a col riage ?’
tion of the forests nor lend to a move
asylum and gain possession of bls prop quire tbe labor of nearly 40,000,000 pleasing task of relieving them of their State ex rel. Tompkins vi. Ccid
ment for lea« wasteful methods of ng Halon dowu In the State of Maine, In
" ’Isn't It?’ I answered, looking up at erty. Tlie attempt failed, for the Judge men If produced by hand. In America valuables and spare cash. This partic Paul, Minneapolis and Omalix W|
which no one was Injured.
the window. ’Why, goodness me. they
rlculture.
ular traveler was nearest the man with Company (S. D.l, 47 L. H. A. "il
A certain old man who does hand must have forgotten to take the label before w hom the case was beard decid the advantage derived from machinery
conferred by a statute
the shotgun.
ed
lliat
the
veteran,
although
past
tbe
is
about
twice
as
great
as
In
Europe,
Men usisl to look about In deserts and some work with the fiddle at country down.’
them to notify the company of™
While
the
ceremonies
were
In
pro
allotted
years
of
man,
is
still
mentally
so
that
the
actual
population
of
the
wlitlerneMcs for the fountain of youth. dances Is "great on time," but unless
The girl followed my glance, and at capable of caring for his estate.
United States is equal in productive gress his nose began to Itch ami instinc merits which they adjudge tobeB
lie
1»
argued
with
he
will
play
"The
Latterly they are more sensible, and
the sight of the purtfally obliterated
Power to deelde between cuB
lite family was In many respects a power to 130,000,000 Europeans. With tively he started to lower one hand to
look each man Inside of himself. Front Girl I la'ft Behind Mo” from eight letter», half concealed by tbe blind, her
remarkable one. There were sixteen lat>or-saving machinery, one generation scratch It. "Hands up, there!” came for Justice of the ]>eace who
teaching how to lie young at 60, they o'clock till twelve, for every dance ex fare crimaoned with mortification, ami, brothers and sister», all gifted far
of men can do tbe work of four or five the stern order, and his hand went auto equal number of votes is held. :tl
went on to teach lmw to be young cept the Virginia reel.
biting her lip. she took up a paper hur above the average with musical voices. generations of band workers.
matlcally back Into place. But that Crow vs. Kramer iMoa. 4> LI
Some
of
the
old
dancers
were
on
the
though a nonogenarlan, and then how
rledly to hide her confusion.
Itching redoubled and again he essayed 551, to l>e in violation of tbe Cd
It remained for thrrs- of the brother».
to retain youth's vigor for a hundred floor not long ago, atnl l«etweeu dances
" T have made the same mistake, my John. Judsou and Asa, with their sis SOME EXTRAORDINARY BATTING the relieveful scratel* "Say. what's tlon. willed provides for the elertj
one
of
them
went
up
to
the
tiddler,
who
years. A ml now a man has written a
dear,” «aid a kindly matron on her ter, Abby, to blend their voice« lu per
the matter with you. anyhow?” de such officers without any pro' w
Issik and a mighty plausible book It sat rubbing the rosin on Ills bow.
right. 'It diHwn't matter much; a lit fect harmony. Tbe emancipation of the How • BaaebHlt Game Was Won by manded the highwayman. "Are you deciding the tie, while it d»e*lj
"Uncle,"
said
the
dancer,
"nil
the
Is on “The Feasibility of Not Dying ”
Fierce Operation» with the Stick.
tle smoke won't hurt us, will it?’
wishing to become a lead mine?" "My such provision In respect t« oti8
slave and tbe prohibition of the liquor
Why not Uve forever! the advance folks on the floor want you to play old
"When
1 was playing right field for nose itches so 1 can’t stand It any long cers. With this case there n
•
’
’
No;
I
must
change
at
the
next
sta
traffic
became
their
watchwords.
'Speed
the
Plow'
for
the
next
dance.
s<»ltool Is saying. Is not the body re
tlon,” «he returned, sweetly.
\\ hen the brothers first started on the Hurtling Lilacs.” »aid the niau er," tearfully explained the sufferer. ”1 on the decision of a tie vote a.
Can't you give It to us?”
Hewed throughout every few years? Is
“ 'Excuse me.’ I broke In, 'but thia Is their campaign» of song they entered with tbe sandy whiskers to the man simply have got to scratch it.” "No. tlon.
The
old
mail
tucked
his
rosin
Into
tils
It not merely a machine? Cannot prop
an expre»» train.’
Into a compact to abstain from the use with tbe sun-burned neck, "1 was con you haln't,” ungrammatically corrected
vest pocket.
er care and Intelligence always replace
Made a Strong H* I
" 'Do you mean to say it doesn't stop of tobacco and alcohol and demoraliz sldered au exceptionally strong hitter. the knight of the road. " ’cause I’ll do It
"I »It'd like to ’commodate ye fust
wornout parts with new |mrts as good
The spread of education in
ing associations. The compact was But all records made by me, or by auv for you.” And with that he proceeded
rate," he said, "but the’» suthln’ »Ing*- at Peterborough?'
as the originals, or even better In many
•’ 'It doeau’t stop at all,’ I »aid, 'until never broken. John Hutchinson's voire one else that ever pretended to do to scratch the offending nasal organ Is rapidly developing tbe negnjj
lar 'Itout that tune of 'Speed the Plow.'
cases? Why not abandon the whole
we
get to York.'
things with the stick of hickory, were with the muzzle of his shotgun. You highest ambition Is to be ¡*
Je»t as noon as l ’Speed the 1*1 ‘low’ 'long
superstition about the ms'esalty of dy
cast in tbe shade by the performance can wager your shoes that that partic a »tatesmau. Oc-asiontilf J
’’ 'till, dear! What shall I do? 1 must
• little ways I run right Into ’The Girl
tug? There was an account In tlie I lieft Behind Me.’”
of a tall young man of the name of ular nose stopped itching with great ab ertlons get him before tbe
get off at Peterborough,’ »he exclaimed
new a reccntly of a youth of upward
” ’I’m »o sorry.’ I murmurisl, turnlug
Plunk McGuggenlieimer. who played ruptness. Troy Pres«.
earlier than be plana.
of 89 wlwv was making century runs
»on. Esq., w ho bad rei-1
1
one day with the Lilacs. I had seriously
to the girl, ’t an 1 aaalat you In any
Belaying
III»
Jaws.
down in Pennsylvania. A wagon ran
Mealing His Thunder.
way? If it Is a case of necessity, you
hurt niy thumb while running base«,
found himself before
Shark stories, with some rea won. are
over him and broke several of his
The indignant-looking passenger was some little Irregularity
know, we <-uu communicate with tbe
and Plunk was engaged to take uiy
bones. He wns In the hospital a few commonly received with Incredulity. A guard.'
about to speak, but the conductor head commandment. Tbe case
place.
well
authenticated
am
-
dote,
however,
weeks and then rreumwl bls century
"Guilty," said the JudP’-
J
"‘Ob, no that Is I mtsti I don't
The day he covered right for it» we e<l him off by exclaiming in a loud toue
runs. feeling, as Teddy Roosevelt la toll! of Dr. Frederic Hill, an English think It would be considered so,’ alie
of irritation:
"What ca7” asked tb«
went
agaiust
the
Whistling
Thistle«
Would say. "¡Ike a bull moose.” And surgeon of distinction.
"This Is tbe slowest train I was ever Samuel.
•tatumered. her face suddenly s u IT u »eti
We were very anxious to win. as we
A man fell overboard In the Indian with blushes. 'You «ee, I was
Physical Culture gives nn account of a
going to
"The facts." wns the rep?
liad won forty nine games and had lost on. What’- the u»e of having a sched
Ocean
and
almost
Into
a
shark's
mouth.
New Rochelle woman of 93 who Is a
a wedding.*
“I beg your Honor’» I'*™1 J
ule If we <lon t pay any attention to It?
none,
and
we
warned
to
have
tiftv
great dancer, as frisky and llmt>vr NR a Illli, who was standing close to the mil,
The drinking water tastes as If it hadn't Sam. grandilo'i’ieu i.' '
"The elderly matron smiled. I had
games
to
our
credit
with
a
clean
record
girl at her first txt It, and who Is also a grabbed a belaying pin, and without all 1 could <k> to reprcMi nty amuse
g
"The game Ix-gan. and the Whistllug been oft the kitchen range ten minutes. me guilty on de fa< '
daring horsewoman and la only kept hesitation jumped to save the sailor.
nient. while the loudly dresHed young
" x tj
Thistle» went to bat first. They had The car doesn't loot» as If it had been I re»q>ectively ma :
The
great
brute
was
just
turning
on
from lumping the rope anti rolling the
man in the corner sniggered aiatlbly.
three men on bases, when the batter swept for a month, and It is full of cent on de teciiuercalitiea -•
hoop by the entreaties of her great Ills back to bite, when lllll drove the
" ’Oh. well. 1 shouldn't let tliat worry
_ ____ - 1
knocked • line ball toward third. Those idiots who Insist on o|«enlng the win Life.
Iwlaylng pin right through Imth jaws.
graudchtldren. who do not think It dig
me. If I were you.' I said soothingly
on bases thought that It was good for dows when we go through tunuels, so
Both men were got on board again un
Russian«
1 irfl
'it'« disappointing, but they will be
Billed. To reoolve to live forever Is a
a hit. and started to run. but our third that the cinders can blow It.'
liar uieil
Jl'IIS W. Ht. K H X «OS.
There is no country in 11 * ,
laudable ambition. It Is a good Idea to
able to tlx it up all right without you '
The passenger caught his breath and
baseman
Junq>ed
Into
the
air
and
"perhaps that fellow won’t want an
'' (-
"Tho bluslH-w dee|H-nc<! and the girl Is still sweet and tuneful, aud whet caught the ball. He touched third then exclaimed: “I was Just about to which so much ti«li -
bitch your achievement wagon to a
other toothpick. Has any one got a hung tier bend.
aiar. If you don’t attain the full mm»
warmed to hl» subju-t it ring» out with base, thereby retiring the runner, who »ay that this whole affair is an out pean Russia, aud the rea* 11 7|
clean shirt to lend? This was my last,”
the Greek church I
1 ,T
"'I'm afraid they I mean. I
’
ure of your Ideal, at len«w you will save
wonderful power.- lie has given In hi» had started for the plate. Then he ran rage.”
were the only wonts of the rescuer.
"She broke off In confusion, and the long musical career more than
yourselt front being a whining, shriv
I know it But you're lucky. You days, and observes them n® □
toward second and met the runner and
old lady bent toward Iter.
eled. unsightly w rwk of a humau be
concerts, and though
year» of age on touched him out. He had made a can travel a few miles and then get off than the Western ' atbol"*• J
Il«-low Zero All the Arar.
“ 'I quite understand, my dear.' »he h » next birthday, lie Is still b-q>eful of triple play unassisted.
lug at 70.
~
<
anti l*e happy. But I've got to stay ou it in*
The coldest Inhabited country appears •aid ’It wouldn't lw* a wedd'ng with doing more public work. He is a very
evl on nearly half the d»F
"The umpire had called two »trikes this train for hours every day of my
A Russian arcbl’rvt who h.is I win to be the province of Werchojansk, In out the bride I’tu sorry for you. but forcible »peaker, with an irresistible
tnd the result Is '* - **' .
on the first man up for our «ide when life.”—Washington Star.
traveling In this country to study Oriental Siberia. The mean altitude you muatn't fret
portance to tbe pn>Hb*
it ctui’t t* lielped fund of humor, ami bls ¡u-wers of mim the opposing twirier made a tremen
American building methods was great of the terrain Is about 107 uicter» tab ut m>w aud you must scud a w ire directly lery have assisted greatly In pleas.ng*
M. Deiblrr.
In river, lake and «•»
4
dously wild pitch, the ball going about
ly Interested In the elevator which he 390 feet* above the sea. A Russiau »a we get to York.'
09.000 people with
M. Delbler. the French executioner,
a mi Impressing an audieure. }|e was four feet over the catcher's bead Our
saw Used for raising brick In the cou »ant pa«s»il one entire year In this In
"Tlila ses-me«l to raise rhe girl's »pir always of a peacefal nature In matters batter had the pre. "Uce of mind to ha» accumulated a fortune of 300.990 lee's Magazine.
___
struct ion of a great apartment house hospitable region and kept a dally re.
Its. and »he la-gan to laugh, a little relatiug to himself, though qntek t o re i »trike at it. and he ea lly made first b<
francs by his skill in working the guil
Irrigation f » '*’rlh7^I
He e»eu photographed the device. In ord of the temperature, which be ha» hysterically perlmps at flrat. Then she sent aud battle I against a wrong to' fore the catcher could recover the ball lotine At an execution In Faris, some
The extensive ari l
order that be might have visual eV I recently pnbll«bed, and from which It tlianked me pr*»ttlly for doing nothing
The second man let the ball hit him. time back, he had bis little son with
dem e of It to show on his return home appear! that the daily mean of tbe en ami begged me to smoke, and declared
and the third singled, thereby tilling him. from which It Is supposed that tie ern Mexico are to be ■
Tbe town of
In hl» country no other method of tire year Is 2.74 degree» below •ero •be really didn't mind the smell at all. founded l»y the I
the l*a*es
Then MeGugg/nhelmer intends him to follow the same profes from aid eitendvd .'
State governments.
hoisting brick Is In use thsn the prlini The daily mean for January, 1MM, «a- but rat Iter liked It. When the train IW’». 1» a flourishl
came np to hat. and we not iced that hi» sion.
live one of carrying them aloft on the t ill .4 degrees below sero.
ruatoNl
through Peterborough she steadily grow ing
club was re enfori-vif with steel band».
Coaaacks Despise Trade.
The costliest carni
shoulders of men. Much Incidents are
laiigliwt more merr ly « ill. ami was »<■
During the '<«>'»
the first tvall pitched. Plunk hit out.
d he Cossacks rarely become mer- begins when a glrlj - * ”
(
of common occurrence. Many of the
No Austrian Colonie«.
eharmmg ami unaffected tlwit long be I ted England and
and. to the Consternation of the This - bant*, ritough tjiey maintain **.000 n lien «he I» -'t> Ji ber u*
laltor-saving devices in use In A inert
Austria Is the only empire in tbr f -rv w e res* !»♦»! York we w ere ei>at and la-fore many
tle», It could not be found While they rtghtiug men. and can muster 128,0m |u
a month min*
ra are unknown elsewhere. Our own world which Ita» never had ,-oloaies. or ting togethev like old friends. We that country. Harriet Martineau. John "ere . ha«lng wildly around looking
an emergency, there are but 44o of their
what
’
countrymen traveling !u Europe, and even transmarine possessions In any found out then that we l>ad mutual Bright and t'harles Dickens were loud tyr It all of our runners arored. Just a« own people engaged in business.
Some one '■-- w
*
-*"» bos’*
more especially In Asia, are astonished quarter of the earth Her ambition bar • --qua i uta ure». that our respective in their praises
It is • party wb.ere,' 1
l*n of their musical gifts.
Flunk wa« croaalng the plate tbe fir»t
• t the »low and toilsome mcthoiU th, re hitherto been purely continental.
< »utspeed» a H.irw,
bodies were situated but a few nfles
worry l about
------- sheets ss
Among the «onga with which the ba«emaa dlsonered the t>aiL Mvsilig
employed
A failure to make use of
’‘«triches are not tbe only swift run cloths.
fnwn each other, and many other luter Hutchinson» delighted large audience« genlmimer bad driven it out with such
lal»>r saving contrivance« is not always
rls »*'
A lady who has tiren a widow three est tig facts
were "Tenting Twnlght on tbe Old force that It bad penetrated the canva« ning animals that can outstrip tbe
If • man meets « x *
due to lack of enterprise
Many of times »ays a good pla.-e tv get a bus
“lAT.ru th>tr< n drew up I pro;*.-- I t'amp Ground” am! "The Fatherhood <*f tbe first base and bad lodged inside -¡»■eil „f a burse. There la a land crab
.tWl**
of tbs day. «re <*■ b “
Ute Uneutiuua must useful to us baud .» by the ear.
I to a»».»t bvr tu Qud.ug out the tvle
of Gvd aud uae Brvtbetbuud of Mata”
the Lag, H wU w irmly lubedde-t lu In Cuba that - an rival the ostrich, an J
mas»”
gu mush faster than a bvrsa.
According to ths Medical Record
(her* Is In this country oue phys an
to »very tJW ¡ copie.
The Bride Who
;
? Changed Her Mind
; » Í
j