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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (July 14, 1900)
lè I ,M I cok |1 Sun tfords Re ! ■* A CATHLDRAL. The ruiiwter'« in.»' a II m uprear In Unit's rich hun against the sky; Fair sen tin« Is that year by year Have watched alow centuriea go by. MADDENED ELEPHANTS« llie Great Beaten Otten Drives Wild by Fearlal Task Ac be«. Q Within such perfect calm doth reign As by no word may be exprest; For, though without men war with pai^ Here weary souls awhile may rest, And. resting, gather strength anew Mid dim memorials of the pat; Th. tanh our Uch.r« held h j. tn» O'er diverse ways love’, light to cast. —C. M. Fame in Chambers' .l.-urnaL HAVE EYES AND SEE NOT. Every da> Matter, that Some People Seem Never to .Notice. "Can you tell uie If collections of the mail are mack t au . Mer ly man of a young man In a Pennsyl vania avenue news store last Sunday. "Yea; there are several collections made in this city on Sunday,” w as the answer. • “Do you know the hour?” “My friend. In frout of this store is a mall box, and on the front of it is to be found a card with the hours of dal ly collection neatly tabulated. Ex amine It” "Thanks.” “This is an example why some of the old men are pushed to the wall in the struggle for life and why it is not always the old practitioner who is the best,” said the young man. “For a man of apparently 70 to ask In the city of Washington such a question as that gentleman Just addressed to me Is little short of criminal and well ex emplifies how woefully deficient some people are with reference to matters of common knowledge which ought to be in the possession of every schoolboy at the age of 10. "There are certain wrinkles of met ropolitan life that some people seem never to grasp. The running leeway of the street cars, their termini, the streets through which they pass and the districts they tap, the running time between Washington nnd the principal cities of the railroads, a thor ough knowledge of the environments of the city, the major questions of ' the mall service and a thousand and one matters which, if not directly ac quired by learning should be by ab- J Sorption, ought to be at the finger tips of every person wtio enjoys the priv ilege of metropolitan life.”—Washing ton Star. Fixed For Her Photo. Many a refusal to sit for a picture has been given because of a knowledge of advancing years and fading beauty. It remains for the Devonshire folk, however, to give a new point on “mak ing up” for a sitting. S. Baring- Gould's “Book of the West” supplies the incident. The looks of Devonshire and Cornish lassies are proverbial. A complexion of peaches and cream, a well proportioned i body and well molded features are the , characteristics. West country women, I as they are called, cannot forget they were once comely. A woman of 75 years was brought' forward to be photographed by an am ateur. No words of address could in duce her to speak until the operation was completed. Then she put her fin- gers into her mouth. Rhe said: "You wouldn’t ha’ me tool; wi’ my cheeks failed In? I Just stuffed The Western Mornin News Into my mouth to fill ’n out.” Battery Place. Battery place is the traditional spot where, on May 6, 1626, the Indian own ers of Manhattan bartered It to the 1 Dutch for baubles worth 60 guilders. As early as 1693, there being a war with the French, "a platform upon the outmost point of rocks under the fort” was designated as a suitable place for a battery, and the council was called upon by Governor Fletcher to furnish "86 cords of stockades, 12 feet in Wngth, for tho purpose of building same.” In 1735 a really imposing battery, with a no less lmisvsing title. "The George Augustus Itoyal battery," was •reeted by Governor Cosby, and "The Mattery” has remained ou our city map ever since, associated though it has been with the pleasures of peace to a much greater extent than with the art or the practice of warfare.—New York Bun. Squelchlne «n lincore Fiend. The long, solemn gentleman with the piercing eyes tapped gently on the shoulder of the encore fiend In front of him. “Allow tue to present you.” said he. handing the applauder a small pa pit package. "What does this mean?” asked the recipient wrathfully as he o|»ened the package and found about $2 in dimes and nickels. "It means this.” replied the solemn gentleman: “I have noticed your ear nest efforts to have everything twice. Therefore I have taken up this small collection in order that you may come tomorrow in-t.-a-l of trying to t y it* two performances In one even.ng — Indianapolis IT' - • A Load Voiced Bird. A story runs that ou a certain <l:iy two men, one of them very deaf, were walking by the railway Suddenly an express train rushed by. nnd as it passed the engine emitted a shriek ti t seemed to rend the very sky The hearing man’s ears were w til nigh split, but the deaf man stm k nn ecstatic attitude. Then, turning t. :i > Buffering friend, he said, with a pleas ed smile: •That’s the first robin I've hen- thls spring:”—Kansas City Indep. 1 ent. ____ In Japan handkerchiefs are mad of paper, cords are twisted f Imitations of cord on leati. ® fully contrived from It. The contented man is never poor, tue discontented never rich. "Zanzibar," said Robert Crawfoigi. “is the gn-auat market for South Afri can ivory, w filch Is brought there In large quantities from the interior. T#s ivory Is placed in large ware houses from which it la either sold st once or el-g* held therein for a better market. The man in charge of these warehouses was a very luterestlug character, an expert In Ivory. Ue told me many curious things about it and among others propounded ti e following theory as an explanation of why ele- phauts go mad and occasionally run amuck. “In the warehouse were a pair of magnificent tusks, measuring fully 14 feet from tip to tip, which in life must have l>eeu carried by a veritable Go- llah among elephants. The expert In allowing me these tusks pointed out the fact that while one was complete ami (lawless the other was broken off al the |K»lnt and showed deep scratches and abrasions throughout its length. “ 'Now,’ said he, 'if you will look near tlie base you will find a hob» made by decay that had struck into the nerves and given that elephant a toothache. And think what a tooth- ache of toothaches a 14 foot tooth must have held. In his effort to relieve this pain the elephant rubbed his tusk against rocks and trees and drove it into the earth, which mutilated It In the manner you see here. I have fre- quentl come across places where an elephant lias ripped up great spaces In the forest and torn down the trees, and I am positive that toothache was the cause of this frenzy. " ’An elephant in a circus going sud denly mad and killing hfs keeper is not an uncommon thing, but 1'11 wager that in nine cases out of ten if they would properly investigate the matter they would find that the brute s sudden frenzy sprung from so ordinary a cause as common, everyday toothache.' ”— Exchange. FROM NOME THE HOSPITAL DOCTOR Why Got Fletcher. Laie <0 Salem, o Says: "Slay at Home.'' The 'olios lug is from G >v Fletcher, foilUel V editor of the 8«l.fi Iude- pend* {¡«nd» first da»» citizen: N ome . A'a-ks June 17, 1900. I w —I. to to ii v I h-nds alio m »' e • temp s.e com i g to Nome to stay where they are for the preeei't at l»a«t. Many are already returning The whole country is now in the con trol of lisiters, thugs, mine-juiupera, sharks and thieves. People who (»ought claims last winter find they are now occupied by armed bandits and they bld the owners <!• (lance. And so it goes. A few g s>d mines are not going to furnish employment to 4 t.OJO laboring men. 'I < d»-m peopls here are all well, only oue ex pretision is heard from evei y lip—"Ob! for a month of British law " There is no law here. And the town. The streets tilled wi h great holes and miners rocking 1 on sidewalks and middle ot streets, ol 1 . arges and schooners ru i up Snake c- ek and turned in"» bote -. gambling hall« every few feet with II the de- viOes known to nun, sahx-us y the hundred Miners, prospec ora, fskiis aud gentlemen all jamed together, e. few women pushiugthrogli ihe »‘enae throngs h»-re and there. We landed I ou the shore in a cold rain, tnr no one seemed to pay any attention to It rhoiisands that night s', pt on the ssnd», some in tents and some without, •Ollie under houses, some under i>oats up ride down, some under dry goods boxes, some iu saloons and some never went to bed at all. The nun eel at 10:36 and was up at i o’clock, and the rest of the uigbt Is as light as day only there is no sun. A TRIUMPH OF SURGERY. Every night there Is frem one to two The Case of n Man Who Swallowed suicides, but the shoot'tq.s are not yet Ills Suspeuders. A case recorded In the Boston Med numerous. ical and Surgical Journal by Dr. M. II. Richardson is a remarkable exam ple of the extraordinary feats in swal lowing foreign liodles sometimes per formed by men. A man. aged 29 yejirs, was admitted . to the hospital. lie said that two weeks previously, while he was in a despondent state, he had endeavored to Tlie following demurrer was filed in swallow his suspenders and had suc the County Judge contest ease this ceeded in getting down certain por afternoon: tions, but how much he had swallowed In (lie Circuit Court of the Htate of he could not tell. He did not complain of pain, but rather of discomfort un Oregon for the County of Lane. der the breast while eating. The food • <>. F. Knox, plaintifl and contest at times passed easily mto the stom ant, vs. H, R. Kincaid, defendant and ach. At other times it was regurgitat coute-tee. ed immediately. Nothing could be seen Demurrer to notice of contest. in the throat. With a probe some ob Conies now tlie defendant and con- struction was felt. testee by Ills attorneys, Geo. B. Dorris, A skiagram showed a suspender J J Walton, L. Bilyeu, E. R. 8klp- buckle at the middle of the chest and possibly another higher up. As the wortli aioi L. L. Htevens and demurs chief danger in esophageal Impaction bo die plaintiff's and contestant's is from ulceration into the great ves complaint and notice of contest, and as sels, especially when the foreign body grounds thereof alleges: has sharp edges, and as fatal erosion That raid not ice aud oomplaint fails usually takes place in two weeks or to state any sufficient cause of oouteet, less. It was concluded that If there as mentioned in said complaint and was any erosion It was sufficiently ad notice .’gainst the defendant and con- vanced to make even the most careful manipulation dangerous. The problem testee. That the same faUw to state or give was how to perform extraction with any sufficient or legal uottoe of contest out producing fatal hemorrhage. The throat was opened, and with a of tlie office of County Judge of Laue pair of forceps, a string attached to a County,Oregon, to the difendaut and brass ring and then half a suspender con test ee with two buckles and finally a third l'lial said notice and c iuplaint fails buckle were removed. A probang was to stale any cause of suit or action or passed into the stomach without meet contest agnust the defendant and ing with further obstruction. The wound was closed with silk coutestee. L B ilyeu , sutures, and recovery ensued. E R H kipwokth , Not IMI Itkdtan. G eo B D okki .. Mrs. II. S. Boal, a daughter of Wil J J W a i.T on , liam F. Cody (Buffalo Bill), lives at L L 81 EVENS, a place iff Wyoming which bears the Attonseys for DetwHi-itol and t on strange name of B. X. Ranch, Slack. ! testee. Among the curious questions put to her by visitors are these: "I suppose you have a large collec- tlon of Indian scalps?” "Have you evsr been scalped your- I self?’ "Do you keep buffaloes as domestic The American exhibit ait ,ttec pets ?” Expoei Ion will t>e an open vnls-me, Once, on the ranch, while she was whose lessons of skillfuxy directed ea- entertaining a foreign stranger, her dtayorand unfaltering energy may tie father rode by, and she said: read by all. Oilr Government Build 'There goes Colonel Cody now.” The man looked at the horseman ing is complete«’, and no < tt >rt has been spared bi make It worthy to tt | - long and anxiously. resent our uallon. Il was by the “Are you sure about It?’ "Certainly. 1 know him very well same American perseverance I list Indeed.” Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, tlie “Well. I declare! I was never so sur famous dye|iepaia cure, was fir t pro» prised In my life. Why, that man Is a dt'ced. Since that linn—fifty y-ar« gentleman and not an Indian at all.” ago—It has never failed to cure coustl« pation, itidnesliou, bililouane»«, j Don't Borrow. Only the other day a Boston firm of liver and kidney troubles, and it will Ii is an excell sharks charged a man $5 for making make rich r»d blood. out the mortgage on a loan of $10 and ent tot ic. and Is a regulator for the then charged him Interest. A Lowell towels that canuot be <quah d Ail shark recently loaned a man 120 agid gi»’« lit. Do not i»e talked ini«. charged him $3 for making out the »ei» nv •'Just »• .k.l.g mortgage, and every month he causes 1 i i 1 lo 1!. the man to sign a new mortgage and There 1« charges him $3 each time, besides the regular rate of Interest, thus twinging <« rdlel of not Nr <t TILTY.—A the Interest up to 910>) per cant ¡»er annum. The several mortgages are s.» y «e» r »»der» <1 i . the ca«« nf ’ lir W W Mu rqu»ni. not recorded since the first one. and ."It -. .- of Ol every $3 the tK>rrower pays g<»es into t'l» yi-ierday ts fore Ju lgs Wmter- the lender’s pocket—Boston Traveler. n,. II lie e.Sirt bouse. CONTEST CASE. Attorneys for Judge Kincaid Files Demurrer to Knox' Complaint. Pans Fair. Matte» of Dosbt. Dlx—I want to congratulate you. Mix—On what? Dlx—1 understand you are the father of a fine boy. Mix—Oh. that was about three months ago. Dlx—But It Is a matter of congratu lation Just the same, isn't it? Mix—I don't know about that I snly got About 15 minutes’ sleep last zight-Dftruit Free Frees FISHES WITH U NGS The OttARD job pre»«« are k<q t running steadily, turning out all kinds • f commercial and aociety printin«. H'yt«« slway* up to date. Give us an order and we will prove it. Joaquin Miller hi« been «ent to • bins a» correspondent for the San Frar cisco Examiner during the ¡.rewMit trouble«. QUEER CREATURES THAT LIVE ON LAND OR IN W*1#i ä to, «or»« Card of Thanks. o o County Treasurer. o Early to Bed and E.>1\ to io the National Guard. Funeral Nolice. o Vincent ENCAMPMENT HOI RS. Rise Hi«»pltal dot ' ■ ! scua •Ion. Every i an lu the party had ha»» tl ex • t a i time of l>»»e>«•£> Ihai Lise» Rurleal I n- allot her. at I for r ‘Ä** Ht»«y k,ri,l*l !*»« Mr" ids »irtleular d » tor w eti the dis I" .!ow. g are tlie Imur» winch w HI te1 *•••'■ — ludi»'« « >1»'^ »a Perch «u.l cordant man < ante In. "I tell you what -i serv<.i i \ the N«'iimal Guard at l«>^ Traseler. ■ !j»ty ('amp Geer. If Hie bo« a go to tied at Every one kuous that most tis'.ies coM blooded i en among than. (J"«-* "»»¡i.” they will be maktiig s new tivciihe iu a diiïereut mnn’Q’ from !u one of tlie big 1 t ils not long riC-iril lor lUmiselve»; r friend of mine. tuat of the greater uumber of'am.uals lgo. visiting n «1. i iret (or musicians’) «• 'I f-T r« v« »'Is, It was night mid < o was not much iiml tliai they get tlie oxygeu u< > ■ .5 a. ill going on fheri" e four or five di»c- tor their life from tiie water mil uot Reveille. 5:15 a. m. icnd around, and illr«-tly from the atmosphere. Watvr tor» I h * s ,a . n> of ¡Hiker. Assembly f>r toll call Immediately ilissolves it certain amount of oxygen tome oii> "V t slier reveille, and the gills of iNhvs take (hi> out the uuivr as out iuugs take it from Htame call i^tiy Hie inusicistiH of tlie the mixed air we breathe. The gills gusrd), 5:30 a. m. are bundles of line blood vessels, cui Mess esi tor tiiesklu-t, in mu- "lacs ered by a delicate nieiubniue that ¡e-r i ■ >f tIn- g lare > 45 nom mils oxygeu to ¡»ass through it to th«* .Vsembly . 5: n a m •t l.I.H.d so long us It Is liff.lst, hut usual ©Sic esp oy Hie u.usieians of tile ly when a fisi. I . iuk< n out «.f wui.r guard I. 6:15 a. iu. tin- gills dry. iud suffocation follow - 1>|| I call (liy tile musicians of the The gills are very thlu a id ma.» Le V guard), 6:40 a. iu. (oru or Injur, d l.y slight violence, 'dud. ii I saud, sawdn -l or any ut tlie i.i.n: m A-seiubly for roll call and formation, i. liar Impuliti. - iu water mu h. . e 6.45 a. m. ■re ill list .. miinit. - I 11 raise you a or irritate tlieui. so nature hus put hi R-call from drill (by musicians of tlie ter», like combs. Just lu flout of them I inrti'i. doe' "Wi >1. la- played that hand out and guaril) S 45 a in. to strain su< li foreign mutters out of First (or musicians') call for guard tlie water lietore rem hlilg the real gills. the next one. mid then In" said he Tli«»se filters a.e called "gill rakers" gi -. d he'd go s«‘ tile ¡>:iti«*nt. Tlie mounting, 9.tsi a. III. : . i him halt W ay. «low n tin" Assem.bly for formation <»t detail», and nit us do the grutitigs put over i. gutters to bold back trash that might »tails and told him tire man was dead 9M5 a in. block them up. l.ut the gutters grat- Now. wii.it doy..ii think of that?’ Adjutaut's call tor giiMrd IlJOUlitlHg "Well, they get burdened, they see so lugs get «"logged sonietlinp- ami, so do 9:15 a hi the gill rakers. When this huppens, much sutTerlng ' -aid one of tlio party Drill cull (by the musiciwus of the the tish must die. und II is well known ll|H>logetieall.l guard), 12 m. "if he'd gone when lie wus first call that the e.ivxlust In our streams has A-»i miily f ir roll call ami formation, been a chief laetor lu the destruction ed. Ii«‘ probably couldn't have done anything to save the man's life.” said 10.U5 a. m. of our fresh waler tlslies. Recall from drill (by the musicians But all lishes are not dependent ou th«" second. "Yes." said tlie dlscordiint man, "but guard), 11 30 a tu. their gills Some of them, like our commou ear,, aud goldfish, come to Just ns a matter of form lie might have Mess call (for dinner, by the imus I- quit after lie filled that first hand.” the surface now and then to t ike in elans of the guard) 12:00 a. tu. "lie might. ” nssintiHl all the party. drafts of air. and eels can navel over- A-sembly, 121*5 p. m. "But tlie man was going to die any laud around dams or otli r obstrue Officers call (t»y tlie mu Icians of the way." Now York Suu tions. These efiorts are trivial com gu d). 1.00 |>. m, pared with those of some tislu-s found h ir»t sergeants' call I liy tlie musk'laus lu other ¡.arts of the world. A QUEER OCCUPATION. of Hie guird), 1:45,> in. These are the lung tishes. or dipnoi, Gathering the Down ot I'nttnll« In ns naturalists call (hem. ai I the m Drill call (by the musleisna of the I tie .ler»e> Meadow». counts of them »«"tu to iM.rder on the guaid), 3.55 p in. One of the queerest Industries has marvelous. In one group of these uul , Assemtdy for roll call and formation, mais tlie "aw imbladder" is a kind of grown up on tlie HacKensm L meadows, 43)0 p. m. nn otlierwl-e ii|e ireutly useless bog lung lusteud of u mere Host, ns It Is In Recall from drill (l.y the musicians most tlslies. and iu some strange fishes iU>oti which It Is unsafe for man or of tile gu rd). 6.00 p. in. beast to venture. In tlie suiniiier cer In ludla (here Is a hollow space in the Htable call (l.y the musician» of the skull that acts as h lung, the walls of tain ¡nuts of tlie meadows are covered It having «-lusters of blood veus«"l» with a dense grow th of < iittalls. They guard), 6:15 ¡>. m. almut IL Just as the »esleles of our grow ¡inrticulmly rank and large. Mess call (for supper, l.y musicians luugs have. These tlsl.es can bury Sometimes tlie tall, or furry ¡»art. Is a of the guard), 5:45 p. in. themselves deep In the mud when the foot or more long and thick in propor- Assembly b:50 p. tn. dry season comes on mid live through tlou. The light, lurry down Is long First call for parade by musicians of iH ’ iirlug a dose resemblance nnd soft, tt till the rains till the fliers again the guard 35 minutes liefore »unset. A fish lu the Gambia river makes a to down when first taken from tho A-seinlily for roll call and formation cocoon of mucus mid mud. In w hich It stalk. Certain pc. ¡»le always more or less 30 minutes before sunset. has tieeu brought from Benegmut.la to Adjutants’ call for formation of Londou. w her- the ciH o«>n was genti) quit k to see tlie advnntil) > s of n waste washed off mid the tlsh found to be piodm t lune tw'gun gntliering tlie swd battalions 20 minutes before sui«et. dow n from cattnils m d are making It living. The naturalist Natterer dis Adjutant»' call for formation of Just liefore covered n similar tlsh iu the Amazon, n considerable buslnes» regiment lo minutes la*fore sunset. tlie lee Is gone 111 the spring Is tlie but th!» one. tlie lepldosiren of sei First end for retreat (by musli-tana ti ’ . ne selected Provide I with a large enee. Is oue of tiie rarest specimens suck In whleli to store the feathery of ttie guard) 15 n.inutes before sunset. In museuuiB. AsM-mtdy tor roll call and formation lu tlie I’nlte.l States there is a tish, ¡»rodr is. the gntlicn r goes nl»out the bowtln. Hint rail l»e drov,n«l by anm!' ; th ■ tall tings, ¡mils off the down, 10 minutes lietore sunset. (If there t>e no drees parade). stretching n net below tin" surface of d p" its It In Ids sack and Hikes It Imme It is not ii particularly pleasnnt Retreat Hunset. tlie water so that It eatinol get to air. Dr. Hector. Hi«" government geologist piece of work, becau e tlie little bits of First call for tattoo (by musicians of of New Zealand, re,M.rled finding Home down fly nil over one, getting In the the guard) 9:20 p. tu. tish alx.ut ."'>7 Indies long among the eyes, tlie nose, tlie mouth mid ears, and Tattoo 9:30 p. nt. roots of trees ut a depili of four feet completely cover one’s clothing. But Ta,>s (l.y a musician of the guard) it furnishes work, nnd men and women In »tiff day. Tlie place where they 9:4.5 p. m. were found was some 37 f«'t above do IL it Is taken from tlie sack, carefully First call for church, Hunday, July tlie Hokitika river, where there laid been a backwater during a time of spr«*ad where It will dry thoroughly, 8 h 10.45 a. tn. Cliurch call 19:55 a. in. tilKMl The mud tisties are common In and it Is then ready to tie used In pll- New Zealand, und tile early settlers lows or wherever else genuine animal down is ailvlsabh*. It doesn ’ t last long, were surprised to dig up lisli with their potatoes, ns farmers on Long Is- because Its filters Inek elasticity, but land are said to tie in doubt whether for a time tlie pillow will be ns soft as their spades will unearth poiatiK's or any. Those who gather It make reasona Andrew Vincent Peter» d • ' In Laue dams The most famous of Hie lung fishes bly fair pay nt It. though hardly enough county, Oregon, on July i>, 1900 a' Is the climbing ¡.erdi of India that has wli«"ii tlie danger and tlie disagreeable 1:20 p. m , al tlie residence Mr. si often been found siweral feet up the character of tlie work lire considered.— John, from neuralgia nf tlie New York Commercial Advertiser. mangroves. These auimiils migrate ag«l 67 y»ars, 1 month and 8 diiy». overland when their own streams fall The funeral services will I m - belt! in Tin* ( nt (’«trher, and are capture«! in great numbers by The dog catcher Is not tho only per IOO F cemetery, Eugen». Monday He natives, to whom they are great ■ lici.de» t’eylon lias several »¡»"des son tn the city who Is sincerely hated afternnor» at 2o'clock, Fatln r Pixyl.y of them. The Island Is dotted over by Iwitli man and animal. There is a l»ki officiating. Interment will imme with l».gs of thick, dioeolate colored cat catcher as well, and lie comes In diately follow said services mud. covered by a sod of reeds mid for ids full share of nntli»athy. Ho A l>ro her of deceased hast» i«g- .plitil grasse», and this mm! i.- .us with fish. makes a living at the business, and a from H in Fratieisco that lie »1 le m Th«" Clugaiese dear off a space nnd very good one. It Is said. Few are B'tendsi.ce Upon the funeral, tier e. the wait till the tish come up to till their aware of the fact that pussy’s fur Is a ehsrigeof ime from Hundsy to Mon-* very desirable article of commerce. air bladder, wlieu they catch them In There arc any number of dealers in day. stroMg «11,» Hets. hilei d* respectfully In • 11»<1 to al- Sir Jobu Bowling says that some tlilB city who are glad b< ¡»ay all the lung fishes In Shim go as mudi as way from 60 cents to $1 for a cat’s lend. tbre." miles from water and that they B-klH, according to size and quality. have been seen flapping along ii duaty The method of catching tlie unsuspect ing cat is a particularly mean one. It road. The lung fl»hes constitute a wonder- ta a well estaidlshed fact that cat» fui aud Interesting group of II ni ma Is are very fond of catnip and will troop We »leaire u> tender «ur lieart fall aud show the wide range iliroiigli after a man who carries a bundle of IL thanks •»» those who so kindly tender» This greed leads to the undotug of which tinture can adapt creatures to tlielr surroundings. Blolog; is full < f pussy, who will come to a stand If a ed their eervines and aid during the such hiHjnm-es. but few are mor< strik bit of the herb Is thrown on tlie ground last hickness and fatal Illness of our an<l la thus made an easy prey. A bag humatid anil f «her. ing than this.—Washington Star and a chloroformed sponge do the rest, M b «. Guo. » VKKNH AMt> F a MII.Y. and many a household ¡s t, the dlsap- Remembered «be One at Home. A Let»anon man .tell» tlie following ¡»•arance of which caused sorrow, can Daily liuard, July 7. for a fact: One day n l.lnn county l>e account«! for In this way.—Fliiia- farmer bought a banana at bis store, delphla I’ress. To TIIE E nca MI'MKHT.--TlieflUARD the first one he had ever «»men Afi r coiitribu'ea to tlie Nation, t Guard en- A Well Merited Retort. finishing It lie threw the ¡x"«"l ou tl.e campmeni, Captain RH Huston, Her- Ex Asslstant United State» District floor. After gazing at It a mom. nt Im g»-Hiit thamle Sylvester, anil Musician pick«! It up and wrapped It In a pi< . Attorney Butherlcn«! Tenney of N«ew As In moat of tlie York was gradual«! from tlie Colum H W Rowlutid, of paper and remarkni buslne-s hoiiHcs lirthe cl y, tlie force bia Uw school In 1875, when he carried "Guess 1'11 take that home to my Mr wife and let her see what a l auans off the first prize of $500. A disap will l>e very short next west point«! competitor congratulated him Bert East and will aaalst in the nftioe, look» like. She never se«l one." «bang local work and any courtesy Ami the man bail an Incom« of sev i anil added: “I suppose It was because your thesis extend»-«! him will tm appreciated. eral thousand dollars a year I’m Hand w » lb illegible, as usual, ami the Judges Oregonian. gave you the benefit of tlie iloubt.” Blate». Mr. T<?nney, unruffied, replied. "How D1BD.- Mrs Eliza Ford, aged 34 "Papa,” »aid Benny Bloobiimtier. “I much better you would do If you saw two bad boys dipping • nt», ami a<k»pted that practice In ail your year». di«1 of consumption Friday, July 6, 1900, at her late residence bs» after awhile they went away ami work:”—Saturday Evening Poet. low Irving. The funrral services will wh«m they bad gone I found a penny ” I« lieltl at lhe family lr me and tbs “Did you play yourself. Benny?' Th« Two Side«. a«k«Hl Mr. Bboobumper. What the employer said: "Tliank burial will occur tomorrow at the Lu- "No. papa.” heaven, I’ve got rid of that nuisance per cemetery. "Ther you were an In a « nt bystand at last I had given film hints enough. er.’’- Harper'» Bazar. but ft was of no use, and finally I actu • ' I' R ibs B roken .—Ysaterd ally had to kick him out of the pLa«-e.” A brass plate In the Alabama capital What the pafs-r said, "We hear that nett fell from a l«>w<l of bay orti •( In Moatgotnery, marks the plat •• where Mr. Benson Harding has sever«! hla town and had two riti« tr n. took Jefferson Itavls stood when h«^f «xmnectlon with the Brownstone Ixn- the oath of office a» president ST ' the proveuiant compauy.”—Boatua Tran T W HarrI» attende«! th» ilij «1 Ul u who is reeling eaaily. Houtbern Confetleracy. script o fm I to euraç) Drug Store. He 1)1,1 xot Visit th®l,«lt»«t W ho Was Dyina. TJ ■ driveway ou «liner aids or tustu. o