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lleved to be hopelessly 111 were to b«
denied medicine ami attention that
would prolong life. Judge Baldwin's
proposition la contradictory to the
highest instincts of humanity.
“MARCH ON,” HE SAID.I
—a pretty
TJt-i« chief of «tat!
wheeled aiMn.
"Forward:" aif tbe staff spurred bw-
bind him, wbilga tbe rugged troupers
felt a »tramps throbblug under their
khaki tOorma fur tbe brave little
wurnan who w.f watching them rids
away "JIar> og,” be said.
Tbe line la fa<liiar. Tbe picture ev­
ery l O lu arid woman has conjured, ev­
ery buy ».• girl bas dwelt upon, until
Barbara Frletcble 1» just a» much a
part of tbe greatQlvll struggle lu this
couotry as were tbe gi^t g•1 ctj*
great gun carriages.
°
“Forward!” Rlgbtman's girl was left
In tbe doorway of her farm a heroine
of the struggling Boers tn a country In-
' «wted by English, a* Barbara Friet­
cble was a heroine uf Frederick In u
country filled with Confederates.
NUMBER 138*
OliK BUDGETOE FUN.
»lien. »■■**>■• •*■■* **...»* A »-**“*.j
Liooil.
Iatiuence for Good.
consciousness of h UMOSPL®
-
,
»SAYINGS AND
ING« HMUE A£D THERE.
Not Good FeL
Mrs. Sparerod (to Mucks, fockM
for disorderly behavior»—••Well,
are you a good buy uuw? Area«*?*'
sorry for beinS>«o naughty? '
Muck»-“No; but you can con,
in ten minute«.”
One human being * <
“ ‘ j I
another, however brief, often makes
•ome difference lu a life. Mutual in­
OF BOON.
at<we CITY
Uncertaiut
fluence Is a mental aud moral fact. A
aa xai'sep««’1
i » ■ ■«—
PUGILIST WANTED HIS CHANGE
"There
Is
nothing more uncert»
lady
given
a
pleasant
example
of
thia
Bu»r Maid Hida IMttanca to Brltigi
than a horse race," exelalmed tbe tu*
to be^" may reault lu wisdom. Baotoni Annoyed tbe Conductor and
In the Uni^sallst Leader.
A house­
Chief of stall Uaable to Destroy tbe
with a tendency to talk loud.
***
Truuble Resulted.
keeper, after se'^ral complaints tu ber
04» g -• b*>> did ths owl get his repu
Uovo Without lujurlng Uer, KiU.h-
O And the melancholy friend reS1<(a...
The bantam weight prize tighter. Im­
grocer because unsound fruit bad been
eaer Follows Jackson's KxaoiplS.
"You never worked In a weather tu
»ent ber,Oh as one day offered a basket
maculate lu a uew spring uvercuat aud
Young Obed Perkins-It wasn't right reau, did you?"—Washington Star *
Tl<ie
jjrers may
rood a blonde bat, stepped uu tbe street car
of peaches and a basket of gem melons,
“Forward. gentlemen!" said Lord
fer you to go to see Cyuthy while I was
they don't »tick to tbe with a confident air aud leaued against
O Oghte*.
accompanied with this assurance
Reversal«
Kitchener to hls staff at Right tuau's
guin'
with ber. Seth. She won t keep
"You
will
not
find
a
single
damaged
tbe
rear
dashboard.
Tbe
cuuductor
tbe
price
ring.
relea of
Maud—“Tell me all about It’*
farm lu South Africa when Rightman '•
company
with
me
at
all
now.
pea b or u.® u In either uf these pack­
luuked him over with poorly concealed
Mabel—"Well, when it beganA„
Young Seth Wheatly-Weil. It weren t
A rood many failure« are due to tbe contempt, lie was not to blame, for girl defied them to burn tbe bouse on
age«. If you do I will gladly refund tbe
on his knees.”
M
the veldt, and to break up a Boer har­
jlst adzackly right, Obed. I'll
fact tl at tbe »o-cailed opportunities In tbe bantam carried no three-sheet post­
money you pay for them.”
Maud
—
"And
how
did
It
end?*
boring pla<-e. It was tbe Barbara
1 man's life are not labeled.
ers on hls overcoat telling who be was.
Rhe fouud every peach and melon per­ But you see. it were this way: While
Mabel—"In the end—er—I was oobii
Frletcble Incident over again, and
yer Jlst as good a-lookln feller as I afv
"Fare,” said the cuuductor mtu'-r
fect.
The housekeeper reported this
knees.”—Town Topics.
nightman'»
girl
was
tbe
heroine
of
It.
you
know
Cynthy
’
s
a
gal
what
«
8
ot
o
Tbe Boers are expert at making sharply. The slugger yawned aud
on her next visit to tbe dealer's store,
a all-fired good eddlcation. and she s
She Knew,
treks, but General Bobs has apparently fished up a coin. The conductor shoved Kitchener did wbat Stonewall Jackson
and
asked
why
be
was
so
positive
in
ordered done forty years before. CHEAPEST OF RAILROAD FARES
"What are pauses?” f
been able to take tbe most tricks.
It In hls pocket and rang up tbe fare.
warranting bls goods. "Why?” ex­ patlekler that she gits a feller wbat
tbe teacher
"March on!” he said, and dictated a
Then he guzeil Into the car aud rode for message to headquarters saying that Ru»»ia’« Great Efforts to Encourage claimed tbe i^aa.
"W by, because 1 uses good grammar. That's my strong asked the first cla « lu grammar.
pint. Obed. aud natcherly she tuck right
That Texas girl picked up by a cy- some moments motionless.
"Things that grow A cut* aud dog,-
have found that the farmer who fur-
Emifiration to Siberia.
the commander’s orders with reference
to me.—Indianapolis Sun.
rlone Is on record as not liking It. Htlll
answered the smallest girl.-bein',
The bantam touebed him on the arm. to tbe destruction of Rightman's farm
nis^ed
those
baskets
never
sends
dis
­
The Russian Government Is now pro
Free Press.
few are likely to be carried away with
"Well, what Is It?" dernauded tbe could not be can led out, owing to "nu- vldlng transportation to emigrants honest packages to market."
admiration for these phenomena.
conductor, turning savagely.
Tbe farmer’s number, among
After the Convention.
from European Russia who are willing
expected opposition.”
"My change?” said glie little fellow
Tarty Worker-“8ee here, }0B tol(1
nightman's girl was tbe unexpwtml to make new homes In Siberia at rates commission dealer’s consignment,
In classic times It was believed to be mildly.
me that you were confident 4 success-»
opp-wdllon. and the story makes one of of fare that have probably never been "135." After that tbe lady ftlwayfl
tweet to die for one’s country. If Aguin­
bought Number 135, and the contents
"Change? Whatcher w-nnt?” cried the the Uueet Incidents of tbe Boer Strug <sjuall«sl for cheapness.
Defeated
Candidate—"Well,
o(
aldo had died a« many times as report­ nickel snatcher; “change for a nickel?” gle. This Barbara Frietcble Is young,
course, I meant that, in the nature »r
The third-class tickets sold on the of the baskets never failed In measure,
ed he would certainly be a regular
"I gave you a quarter," suggested the ami Whittier's heroine was a gray-halr- Russian aud Transslberian railroads condition or In quality.
things, some candidate or other wM
Admiration for the conscientious fa*
honeyboy.
bantam.
liound to succeed.”—Indianapolis Jour.
ed woman. Illghtman Is a prominent w««re believed to be about the cheap­
"You what? Well, say, young feller, Boer leader, a God fearlug, scriptural- est in the world, but the fourth-class mer grew uj » ob th* bsusekseper, aud
Mr. Carnegie says he could raise another crack like that an’ off you go reading Dutchman, who lives on a tickets which the Government has r«r literally made her wore c«aeciaatlous
As Audaciwu Dust.
$2<M),(XM),<00 at short notice, Is not a in the ditch," said the polite conductor. farm lu tbe I'rleska regkm. He fights cently caused to be offered make the herself. She felt itehaiw«d wheisevBC
"My daughter tells me, sir, that you
man of Mr. Carnegie’« age who can Tim bantam looked him lu the eye and during a six weeks' campaign, then others a costly luxury by comparison. I she was tempted to slight or "scansj»
hail tbe audacity to propose to her'
perform that feat taking too many said:
These tickets are sold to any one her work. Numb« 135 seemed tu be
gets leave of absen«-e and goes home to
What have you to say to that?"
risks of dying rich?
"Are you going to give me my 20 the rude little farm bouse on tbe South of 141 stations In Siberia and they are looking at her.
"Nothing, sir, except tkut yawdmgk.
One
particular
that
deepened
this
Im
­
African plains, gets a change of cloth­ good from any point In Russia. The
cents?"
ter hail tbe audacity to accept 1st ,
Paderewski's testimonial to the mu­
"K s sp p »
the conductor started ing. food in tils knapsack, rounds of fourth-class passenger, for example, pression was the non-appearance In
Cleveland I'laln Dealer.
sical taste of the American people to say, linking hls words together so fresh ammunition, aud sets off again from Moscow to Tobolsk pays for that market on Mondays of any baskets
cost him nothing. The testimonials of fast that they fell over one another. to lay tra[>a for tbe English, ami to long journey only two roubl«*s. or a lit­ b« arlng tbe favorite mark. Farmer 135
Cheated.
I
the American jieople to the musical And then he lucatitlously reached forth pick off mea with hls sharpshooting tle over $1. On the other hand, If lie would not pack fruit on Sunday, the
"What Is Jimmy crying about now?
talent of Paderewski cost them many an arm toward the dapper little man la rifle, nightman Is responsible for many wish«*« to go cl«»ar to Vladivostok by dealer said. The housekeeper felt her
“Oh, we had a little blaze and put it
thousands.
humiliating disasters to the British. tbe railroad and Its steamer connection, face flush when that was said. She bad
out ourselves. He’s mad because ««
the light coat.
never been so scrupulous.
didn't call out the fire departiueat''-
When they had stopped the car to
The three gentlemen of Constantino
Indianapolis Journal.
The summer and autumn passed, but
take the conductor off he was fit for a
pie who were arrested for carrying
the Bermon of the faultless fruit contin­
surgical clinic. What the little fellow
The Treasurer.
plans of the sultan’s apartments con­
ued to preach to its buyer when she
<lld to him was certainly sufficient from
Jones—Y’ou used to complain that
fessed that they hud not i..’••“«! the
could buy no more. Careless lapses of
a scientific standpoint, and tbe messen­
exact room where the wily old mon­
"Writing poetry fills me with passion­ your wife was constantly asking yuj
duty frequently brought up the thought
ger l>oy on the platform methodically
arch preserved tils souvenir ultima
ate
longings. it enthralls me. It makes for money.
"Number
135
would
not
have
done
rang up ten fares before he d«*ctared
Henry Peck—O, that was when we
turns.
that.” She remembered and thanked me soar, as It were.”
the conductor “Out.” Meanwhile the
were first married. All that’s changni
"Hump!
Beading
It
after
you
write
the
unknown
man
whose
integrity
had
The Buskin co-operative colony, little man was standing on a corner sev­
now.
strengthened and helped her. His rec­ it makes me sore.”
which recently went into involuntary eral blocks back lighting a cigarette
Jones—She doesn't do It any more?
titude
represented
to
her
the
presence
and
telling
n
friend
that
some
of
these
liquidation lu Tennessee, Is atiout to
Unwelcome Friendship.
Henry Peck—No. I ask her for it.
of
the
sinless
Teacher.
try It again In Georgia. A new expedi­ conductors would got hurt some time
I want to say to you,” roared the when I can sum up sufficient courage,-
The
above
instance
Is
but
one
among
tion Is also being planned to find the If they got gay. -Chicago Chronicle.
red-faced passenger, “that I am a Philadelphia Press.
thousands of the pow’er of Involuntary
north pole, and a London man Is tlgur
friend to the Boers, all the time.”
Influence. A good man's life is one of
An Explanation.
Ing on startlug a Christian dally.
LESSON FOR BOYS.
"Well,” said the slim passenger, who
the moral tonics of society. Hls silent
Funston—See here, old chap, what do
was in a corner of the ear, where he
example is In Itself a blessing to
couldn't escape. "I hadn’t thought much you mean by taking my jokes and pass­
It Is the busy man, the man who la­ The Wise of Frank <>, Lowden a For­
mer Burlington, low a, Teacher.
world.
about it, but if you are with them I am ing them off as your own?
bor«, tbe workmen, If you please, of
Frank O. I.owden, of Chicago, attor­
Funston—Well, you see, it's this way;
sorry for them myself.”—Indianapolis
the world who have built up the com
I’m a good-natured sort of fellow and
tuunlty. The trouble Is that they have ney and practical head of the Pullman
don't mind taking a joke from a friend,
worked without unity of purpose and Pnln.e Car Company, and husband of
A Working Basis.
—Chicago News.
on too low n grade of Intelligent pur­ Florence Pullman, and ut one time a
I want to marry your daughter,”
school
teacher
lu
Burlington,
was
In
pose. They are weakened by their
Said Foxey.
I’rejjurin« for the Hurvest.
low conception of their power nnd In­ Havenport, Iowa, recently. Ills short
"Have you spoken to her yet?” asked
fluence as well hs by Ignotance of how stay there Inspired the following In the
tiie father.
to go about It. Of all the citizenship Davenport Democrat:
"Not many years ago Frank Lowden
“No,” replied the suitor. “You see
the busy nnd the working man has
wns
an
lows
farmer
boy.
lie
eventu
­
I
want to get your refusal, so that 1
most need of this public effort and are
ally got Into the Iowa Shite university,
w ill have something to work on.”—Phil­
the oues who should press It.
Dr.
Conan
Doyle's
new
book
of
short
w here, as people of this city who knew
adelphia North American.
stories will be called "The Green Flag
him then tell It, he held the banner for
Another Illustration on the compara- country verdancy and awkwardness,
and Other Stories.”
The Professor Knew.
live liopelessuess of The Hague peace but along with It he held the reputation
Queen Victoria Is about to publish
"Professor," the seeker after knowl­
conference la furnished In the fact that of being one of the best students and
another selection from her diaries, ac­ edge inquired of tbe great toxicologist,
the English Government lias a plan quickest learners lu the Institution. He
cording to the Outlook. The profits “if a tarantula were to bite you, what
under consideration whereby every lad taught In the Burlington high school for
w 111 go to one of the war funds.
would be the first thing you'd do?”
III the public schools of that country la a time, then gave up teaching for the
"Yell!” replied the scientist promptly.
Gertrude Atherton's new novel, “Sen­
to receive a military training with a bar, then went to Chicago, and then the
ator North," which has been running —Philadelphia Press.
view to future possibilities of being rest came easily. Any bright lu.y might He I* one of th«* ke«*u eyed, bushy-whis­
now complete, a distance of about 5.000 as a serial in the Times of London, will
called on to serve as a soldier. If the do the «nine. He succeeded In having kered Boer farmers woo have trekktsl
A Dying Race.
f
tnUes, he has to pay 4H roubles, or shortly be brought out In book form
•¿'¿«rfc«
Jennie—"Herbie, It says here another
plain matures about four million clill one of the richest girls In the country th«» country over, and who appear to $3.60.
both In England and America. The
octogenarian's dead. What's au octo­
dren w ill be subject to this new branch fall In love with blin, and when her have been born with a curious lustlnct
"Isn't this a queer spot to plant seeds,
The Government thus practically theme of the book Is said to be a some­
genarian?”
of learning It la proposed to start In father conveniently tiled he came Into for military tactics. He can plan an gives free transportation to those in­ what daring essay in fiction.
little boy?”
with their martial tuition at about the the management of hls vast estate, and attack. an«l he knows how to retreat habitants of Russia who will move into
Herbie—"Well, don't know what they
"We ain’t plantin’ no seeds. Tbe*
Arthur Morrison’s new book “To
nge of 11 and continue It for nt least a foremost position ns a successful at­ with victory. Rightman’s house has the fertile agricultural amt industrial
are, but they must be awfully sickly are InJun relics for the summer board­
London
Town,
”
has
just
come
out
in
throe years. During thia time they w ill torney and a man of affairs. Every le*en a retwlezvou« for Bo«*r re**rults regions that have recently lieen opened
creatures. You never hear of 'em but ers to find.”
Loudon. He is a wiry, thin man of
use dummy guns. When they leave Iowa farmer boy ought to look up and and a refuge fur wounded Boer sol In Siberia. Tbe Czar and hls advisers
they're dying.”—Brooklyn Life.
middle height, with a curiously dry
Don’t Judge by Appearance.
school they will form armed cadet or take henrt with the Inspiring vision of dlers.
are very anxious to secure the rapid voice, and rather emphatic. Jerky way
A Natural Tendency.
Lulu—“From outward appearance*
ganlzatlons, and so b«y<itne In mini«
Mr. Lowden's success to encourage
development of Siberia, and so great of speaking. Mr. Morrison is also a
Right man's Girl In Charge.
"I guess Binx bas just had a raise In I don’t think much of him.”
lure exact counterparts of tile present hint.”
In nightman's nt»sen<** Rlghtmanta efforts are making to fill the new re­ great collector of Japanese prints and aalary,” said the confirmed cynic.”
Dolly—"Ah, but the Inward appear­
inllltln or volunteer regiments. All of
girl takes care of the house, th«* fields, gions with an industrious imputation.
Ilves uear Loughton, where most of lita
"lias anybody told you so?”
ance of Ilia pocketbook Is lovely."—
which Is quite a commentary on the
A Candid I’uhllsher.
lu
the
past
three
years
aliout
600,000
th«» herds. Just "Rightman’« girl," the
work Is done. When In London be Is
"No; but he goes about saying he 1'ldladelphla North American.
way modern education la Inclined to
In tbe rin-ent death of J. Rchabelltz. dispatches *ay, and so far as history Russian peasants, stimulate«! in every
generally to be found at the Savage thinks the world Is getting better, nnd
teach the young Idea how to shoot.
th«* well known Zurich publisher and goea ah«* has no other name. She Is a way by their Government, have remov­
Talking Business.
Club.
that the danger from trusts is greatly
author, Switzerland Ims lost one of Its pretty youug girl. She knows how to ed to Siberia, and to-day Its population
“Who is that man who is eternally
William
Waldorf
Astor
’
s
Pall
Mall
magnified,
and
that
human
nature
Isn
’
t
He wns a spin and weave ami brew and bake Is about 6,000,000.—New York Suu.
To wed early or late, that Is the ques extraordinary characters
Magazine is In the market It has been so bad after all. That's the way a man talking to you about the brevity «!
tloti which Is now agitating the mluds shrewd business num, an excellent and s«*t the uillk to cool In a spring
excellently edlte«! by Sir Douglas nearly always talks just after he lias human life? Is it the minister?"
An
liupoitant
Position.
linguist,
a
skillful
writer,
nml
one
of
of people who want to keep the human
bouse under the hill. She knows the
"Minister!
That's an Insurawv
Straight and Lord Frederick Hamilton, had a raise in salary."—Washington
The
man
who
Is
known
as
the
"fin
race beaded In the right direction. the moat savage publishers who ever history of her race, and If net*! I>e. she
agent.
”
—
Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
with
splendid
pictures,
equtslte
speci
­
■tar.
Whether 'tls better to rush blindly In­ lived When Im accepted th«- famous would take up a rifle aud tight for tbe vorer" in the tobacco trade lias a high
I
grade position, since he has few com mens of process work and first-rate lit­
to matrimony when one feels that he memoirs of Count von Arnim h«> wrots country.
A Measured Term.
The Same Old Story.
erature, but so far It has not been pos.
Tailor—Will you have your coat ¡a
Is up to bls ears tn love or, by waiting, on tbe |Histal curd with hls acceptance
Lord Kitchener was ordered to do petltors. 11c is responsible for the fla­ Bible to build up a shilling monthly
vor of all grades of goods made, and
run th« risk of meeting some one Inter the proviso: ”1 reserve th«» right to ■troy the l‘rl«*ska district,
man-o'-war style, sir?
"Burn,”
on who will not be opposed to taking corirct your Infernally bad grammar." was the order, and especially was sees to It that the flavor Is kept the magazine In England on the lines of
Customer—Man-o’-w ar style? Wbat
To an aspiring poet who had sub- Kitchener directed to raze tlie night­ same year in ami year out; it matters the first-class magazines in the United
in boarders or looking after a grocery
are
you talking about?
If necessary. Mr. Edwurd Bok. editor mitted manuscript he answered by pos man farm house, onward he marched, not where the tobacco that goes in States.
Tailor—Why, a broad side, air.
The famous Guyot de Villeneuve li­
of the Ladlea' Home Journal, Informs tai card: "1 refuse to is- dtagraced by down on the plain went the hero of tbe them comes from or the condition un­
ua that no man can afford to marry printing your doggervL 1 don’t return Soudan, hls detachmeuts thrown out, der which it has grow n. By hls art aud brary has been sold at Parts for f 142,-
In the Cafe.
I
Carte—I tell you that waiter I’ *
before he la 25 year* of ago. Mr. Bok the copy lusmus«» you don’t Inclose to sweep the little settlements. Occa­ skill he can make tolmcco that grows OM>, the collection having previously
hliuaelf re null lied a bachelor until he enough {»«stage. If you will send It, sionally th«* English soldiers encaunter- on low lands taste and smell the same been valued by experts at $120,001).
gentleman from bead to foot.
was well past 30, and we Infer from with the price of this card. 1 will re­ ed small parti«*« of Boers. Then came as that grown on high lauds. He can The sale occupied four days. The hlgh-
D'Hot«;—You mean from tip te tip.
the advice be now give« out that he turn to you, but I don't think the stuff th«* charge, the twttle, the scattering make tobacco grown during a dry sea­ est-price was an exquisite Book of
In the Throng.
regards hls present happiness as suf Is worth the expenst- on your part.”
of one si«l«» or the other. Loug lines son take the same flavor as that grown Hours, superbly illustrated, which tie-
On«» of Illa ¡Histsl cards to a novelist of Utter b«»arers would go on to the during a rainy season. Tobacco grown longed to Marshal de Bouclcaut, and it
Ida—Do you see that man with ■*!'
tlelent to repay him for all the lonely
ton-chop whiskers? Doesn't be '"«k
year« Hint «'lapsed before he really lie read alsuit as follows: "Foe heaven's ■el«!, ami th«* groaning men whose life at different ends of the same State, or realized $13.800, having been purchased
gnu to live. An Irreverent Western sake, come and take nway the nn- H,*>d was gushing out would be carried In different States, are by hls treat by Its late owner for $6,000 In 1887
bold?
critic suggests that perhaps Mr. Bok nntnalde mass of paper you left here to th«» low, hot tent, where th«» weary ment the same, as far a* the consumer from an English collector.
May—He looks very sheepish to
looks back upon hls years of single for m«» to look at!"
»urgeoisa cut and hack«*! and Imadag«*! Is concerned. As may b«> imagln«».!,
Where Instruct lone Failed.
<»« the
blessedness with so much pleasure now
An nmbltl«»tM hlMorlaa wim crMwhed and t»ath«*l. amt the Hues of deml there ar«- not many who are competent
Smyth«—Haven't seen Diggs ¡» 13
An East End little girl was going te
that lie wants to help prolong the hap­ by th«» fallowing, written. III« all *f hl« would l*o nce«*ted a burial.
to do the work, and a* a result flavor-
• party the other day. and her mother
Me.
piness of others as much as ¡svsatble correspeHdence, k|>«« a postal card:
Om* day they cam« u,*»« th« Right era range In salaries all the way from
WoodfaU-Ht's on tbe rac« «:»
tiy warning them against undue haste; "Yen are making the HriMakt* ef y«nr rnaa farm house. Kltcheaor am! ills eight to ten dollars [w*r day of about gave ber a few lessons In etiquette.
now.
imt we dismiss this Insinuation s-s ua life. You don't want to study history. staff nxte at the rmr of tbo command mie hour's actual work. They are em­ "When th«>y pass the cake to you th«
flrst time." said the food mother, “take
Kraytl»«—Newmarket ?
"Helio, Rill! Catchia' ash. ehr
worthy of notice ami toe base fee seri­ Yeu want to learn how to write.”
"Burn," said th«» g«»«cral as he writ ployed, however, but about nine months
a pie«« and say ’Thank you.' When
Windfall—No; Pretoria.
"Nope; fishia'.”
ous discussion.
for a sergeant ami i>olnt«*l out the lit­ In each yewr.
they pass tbe cake tbs ve-vod time, if
tle farm house The sergeant started
I.ISn < I s» t ^» an ISwrr I'»masm
Tl»« Lsstis( Kffort.
K«wlr I»»l..i*s*l.
they insist, psditeiy take a smoU plere
Judge Simeon K. Baldwlu recently de
I |rs»s Illa rtans.
The native laborers on the Boer with a small detachment of trooper«,
Ramly Pike«. Y«r *l**ut I*
‘
Ever
notice
bow
kindly
and
say.
'rhank
ye«,
very
m»eh.'
The
It
llvered an address la-fore the Ameri­ farms often thirty or forty mile« from for the burning of farm house« wm< a
"D4d yea a»k i*»pa?" she qnostioued.
takes to Jokes altout pollee- momia', Billy.
third tls« tl«e cake regies around de
can R.xlal Science Association on "Tbe the nearest village hhve bard time« very ordinary thing. Th«» troop« wait­ eonerly.
Billy Coalgate—Na, I m
S**
Natural Right of Man to a Natural compared to their brethren who work ed. «»ip«**tlng every moment to e«*e
"Yea. a«»J .«'■ ail off * a, >»t«poude»l nat tnks any. >wit thank the lady.”
dv rfrd oí
grip.
With thews sspliclt InstrwctimM
Death.” He took tbe position that a In the dorp (town); they are badly fed. siuok«» curl up around the r<u>f and as *«« la a dr««ai
Mudy PUiCHe
In <iaa*l the llttls gid went to the n »
man who was hopelessly iy should lie badly housed. and too ofteu treated ns flames burst from the windows. They
"Why. di*! ht r«fu«a?*
■Tip?
ty, wbars «’<• rwjv/sd bet «if la re«««»-
permlti .-d to die without effort to pis» If they were cattle, tine often won­ »»1 •*! .o l waltesl .iiel »» ,.-n *' • »
t
No. but I m I a b«i- I .wkvfl la
Riily CvoJzottie-Ro»: I*
long hls life, aud that medical men ders w by sn III use«! family of Kafirs out their «py gla<««*s they saw th«* ser ?ou aaay from Illas I
t, iy. Vpoa h«r return h«r nserlw* »«id:
trip.
should not lengthen the Ilves of persons does not pack up Its few cooking p>* geant still parleying with a pretty rih I take »na.v th.* I g. t of bl, 1 **W that t'i« •Wall, say <W*v did w>u r>*s •»»'«•
■ •»«1» f«■ I.«v*
suffering from Incurable diseases. To and leave a cruel master; but the real exclt«*l girl at the door,
Kitchener
*
• •
! I*« a ; *»« what I t«Wl t « eta «t th« <-«k»:-»
"lit M.vs he is lu busiti«« for love."
•
t»w
t««s
««
r.-ta
-d
th.-
little
g>4.
uuderstaud the startling pn>|»o»ltlon It reason of the Kafirs' submission Is that start«*! forwar»l with hls staff at a
"What is his business?”
The Routh African winter •n
1s well to onderstand that Judge Bald they are always Induced to make agree- sharp gallop, their swords clanking.
*
••«■*-.
"Well, .ill papgg ggr that, yr* bl<
"He runs a matrimonial agency.”— ward the end uf April, and la»”
•
M
«
«ed
•
C
«
g
w in Is a man who does not vujoy mak ment to serve for a certain time par­ spurs jingling.
tender hearted fellow."
Philadelphia North American.
September. It Is a very -vnini-u
time.”
Ing statement« simply to see the effect tial»« a year or two years and If they
II«- Dcflance to Kitchener.
I kc ***
r«*«i : -led. md y,'but
acy to suppose that It Is al« ays
"Wbat did you say?" asked tbe aux-
end to la' smusod by the adverse crltl go away within that peritwl they can tw
"What's that?" Kitchener said, as he It Isn't that.”
q
That I» Different.
If not hot, under the southern < n "
*:« n>other.
clam, lie Is a Judge of tbe Supreme brought back, txat.n. nnd put In the
» up al t'.i<* doar K*
"What Is It. then?"
"Gifts with strings to them are al­
can
t»e cold enough to "freexe tb*_
"I
m
I«I
what
papa
«ays:
Take
the
Court of ’ onae, th ut and a l.itiir*
"Catri yon see? He expect» me to
trunk (as the jail Is call«*!). The only lia.l heard of Kitchener, an«l she knew
ways unp«n>ular," said Mr. Pitt
|
off a brass monkey,” as
---- thing away.”’—Cleveland Hain
constitutional law at Yale. Ills repu food given Kafirs on the farms la what the orders were But she drew take you away from home,
"I
gave
ury
a
little
boy
a
present
and
■nd I Dealer.
say. H0*> and there, but very n
ration as a Jurist and thinker entitles mealies (corn I, of which they make A herself up and l<*»k«*l at him defiantly, wouldn't have the nerve after he
he complained bitterly because there there will be snow. It may
talk
him to a respectful bearing. Should very coarne flour and then Isill into a
ag ber '!.«•* against the aid«« of ed like that to stay and--er well.
was no string to It." aded Mr. Penn.
(Tub Htatn* Explained.
most nights, particularlyo, n ’ '
the proposition t>e accepted by pbysl thick porridge; and perhaps once a tbe «loor. "You shall not burn tbts don't you «eeF
•'VLl1.1t did you give him?"
—
"Marla,” said Mr. Smart, “whenever
answered
coldly
lands, and at a 5.000 foot or gr
dans, think of tbe awful mistakes week they get a pu*-e of mutton as a house 1 am here, and here I Intent) to
"I see." she
tb»*-’
lo* I go to tbe club I always think of th*1
kite."—Pittsburg Chronicle.
v«tlon
above
4
'
*•**•
1
that would tie made. Think of the treat for specially hard work.
stay,” the said.
« 8 :n
dry ***
verse, ’Where the wicked cease from
it
is
cold
but
clear,
brfcht^
O
men w ho have been pronoun<'ed hope­
For a moment the chief of staff lo»k
Heckle*» Reply.
troubling and the weary are at rest.’ I
eternally sunny, with a clou die-
lessly 111 •rbo are today walking the
<s! at tbe little woman Rlghtmanta
"Pa. what is a leading candidateT*
A woman's groat consolation at a alter one word and feel perfectly bap-
I.arge Kamilka.
sky and an exhilaration of *
streets in the enjoyment of perfect
I
*
«
■
••
it
he
gazed
into
.
er
funeral
la
the
presence
of
former
"Well,
little
Jim.
beVtbe
man
who
old PT "
Small families are hardly the rule
part ci • t
li.alth. Their Ilves had !>een prolong.*!, amoug the English upper teu. The av­ eye«, ami then turn«*! sharply. Then servants In the family who have cc Ule
gets left first or the one who g, ts nom­ unequaled In any lAer
"Which word >k> you
world.
—
Montreal
Weexly
Star-
and then came recovery that In many erage Is all or «even. The queen I« the b«> raise*! bls ham! ami a military secre­ some dlst.in.** to attend.
inated first.’”—Indtanspolta Journal.
Mrs. 8.
t-aaM Is unaccountable
Man has a mother of blue and the Princess of tary spurred to the front.
‘ I say. ‘Now I sm wh«»re tbe women
>><«>» •" J«P‘"
--«rnn^nder's
Deceitful Appearance«.
»-* ( .
older a man gets the less he Is
"Pul It b»wn thatWhe
~
natural right to live as well as to die. Wales of six children. Ixird Aber­
cease from troubling and the weary
The Japanese ride Amori' an t>l<7°”
"Jaysmith
fairly
worships
hta
wifX"
the
day
after
he
bas
been
t.
Life Is sweet to most persons and their gavenny Is the father of teu, the Duk« order«, with reference to the desitnic-
a are at rwrt.’ "
IJ*
,rh '3*
■aid Fostilck. "and yet be won't give her and play base-ball, and the; »0 WllD
wish to live Is paramount to any rea­ of Argyll of twelve, the 1 »..wager tlon of Rightman's farm, could not b«
"John Str art. said bls wife severely.
lean
expressions
in
connec
’
enough
mon»*y
to
dress
herself
prvper-
son of expense ami burden to others Countess of Dudley la the mother of carritsl out. owing to the unexi>«*(«*l
• ne
**jrou
I change a word ’n the last
games, as "one strike,
that they might be. No n»«*il.-al man's seven children, the Earl of Ellesmere •pposlt •»n.” Kitchener growled, am!
part of that. It should be. W^«*»*e th«
etc.
"1^
isn't
always the^moBt devout
Judgment Is Infallible, an<! few physl tsuuits of eleven, the Earl of Inchlquln then b. r waited a second ami turned
wc
from tr.**it«ii-igOnd the w .’srtipvr that
-
----- —~
, 4 is»
—W>ut’
most money
clans would care to a sail me the respon of fourteen, ami the Earl of Lrlcentog toward tbe girl In tbe doorway, ■he
Fully half the people are sa.d to be
The s«]uirrel on the otU*r - *
feted
at rrau
Philadelphia
on tbe cvllei tjS plate," replied Keê- tree never iou*<» tu uSr Lui»**
was
stlU
there
with
aruia
strwbed
«ut
albility of tbe profession if those be ^0f eighteen, lodtauapolls Nvaa,
not right”
ueik
41c k. -T«wu Topica.
I
waits.
KITCHENER RUNS AGAINST
BARBARA FRIETCHIE.
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