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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (June 30, 1900)
Eugene City Guard. 1. L. OAMrBBLL, EUGENE CITY rv»»Vt«a»W OREGON. A cycle path for wheelmen may be considered a good thing on the aide. At last all 1» made clear. He 1» called the unspeakable Turk b«'>wuse money talk* A contennHirary a»ks In an editorial headline "Were our ancestor» black?" Some of their deed» were—very. There Is a movement on foot to or ganize a banana trust. It will require no Supreme Court to take the hide off that. O latent thing In railway Inven tions Is a cigar sha[>ed train. It is l>eing puffed by some of the sclentltic jourfilx. "Robs” Is still tlie way the English jBpcrs i«®r to I.ord Roberts, although they confess lie's £ilde a bigger name for •Imself. At Impl* tarn «'ompng.« It ii>«rt«-.l tn lune beet W ¿off o»t by yellow fever In Kr.'izil. but »MS«- *eag |',"fl|< WiM probably css»» tlait tap «■•'•'«» tied <• UN SI«'. Ward comes frost Ten« tteit a cy- cloas reeeatly j»l< keg S» a girl, cur»»» her half a nails asd put her «bwi Without even a Icsiss- Teraa eyites»-« have now «te»' netwly 'everything *o< tette» v«4 «ras "nd chars th«1 batter. Frlace Alexis liolgoroukoff Ims been In tills esuntry Investigating the stand l»< of American capitalists for the »»sun usveeMMs-M If he M ml ted his reseiMtches tn a consMeratlwn of the tax Rets l»e fon-nd that American cnpl- tabUwks are geaerally a very poor lot. AM the momentary IndlcatkHM tn the ci mt lory astw Ithstumllitg, we venture the itsm-rtlen with great «'oahrleme timi never were character and a good name uf an much value us bustnemi as sets iw< they are to-day. Time was wlren by a change of environment and the focmatlwa <«f new coHwectloa* a biMlH-es» man w ho had kept within the Revised Statutes to the extent of kecji Ing out of Jail could balance tlm record »f hin past and open a ww account with fortune. This Is becoming In- creaalngly difficult The very perfect mie hluery of Investigation maintained by the commercial agencies, supple mented by th«1 even more searching analysis of the association» of inaiar facturers, merchant» am) Hmimlnl In stltutions formed for mutuili Informa Boli and protection, give the man with u shady past or a record clomp'd by wrongdoing very little chance to es eape re< eguRh-m, however disguised. o • nd unfeeling. There may !«• «ntri* thing In the charge '1 l.^ » ork brings them In coutact with ao much that Is Insincere, with so much of m«*«ry. with ' ki much of crime, that, uule.S thyj bo broad enough to understaml that their live* are narrow, they are prone to think the world is uiad* up of these t^ig«. But the newspaper man usually I learns early that "honesty Is the b. st policy.” Almost dally be comes in con tact with the hardship, the disgrac« I and the misery that follow dishonesty almost as surely as night follows the setting sun A trusted employe sudden ly “resigns,” and when the reporter comes to look Into tlie facts he find« a sorrowful employer, a crushed and pen itent ex-employe and a family, half crazed with a grief that is worse than death. Imploring that nothing lie print ed of the matter. Nothing appears alarut It In tlie paper, of course, but the young man, "short In his accounts,” never re covers from tlie blow. A building as sociation or bank has been lootid by Its tildnagei«. a commercial enterprise has tieen wreckeil by dishonest prac- tlciQ In almost any of th«1 ca-ws that «»■cur, always eoiues tlie same stagger ing load of sorrow and shame. We are In the world to gain as mu« ti of happi ness as we can Indany one look among those he knows best aiftl ask himself who. aniAtig them, are the happy ones Invariably he tlnds tl?ein to la1 the ones that have lived the liest Ilves according to the Christian code of murals. Whether they be rich or poor »cents to mak« little difference In the sum of happiness they ar«1 aide to extract from life. If their reconls be clean. If they ■»ive (otklng to be ashamed of. If they po«s «< th«1 proud consciousness thHt they have accomplish« d good In th’ W«rld, If they have the confidence and respis t of those thnt know them, riches beyond a comfortable competence «an make little difference In their ha ppi- • OHS. NOW SNA trrwn FATHU "M h - «*»* Musi W hs A in am'« st I.lttke ISeceit. B»-r Tbto I'k ty hill family is rich. Ind» a Hui aad free from the weaknesm1» of H m * parvenu. The daughter is «ptent < mi has an admirer who pleases her. Bal she Is H m 1 only ose In the w hole d<imi-« tic circle who Is under the sped of bls attractive. He Is a Hm fellow , perhap« a bit tint Him, fi>c he has s<on • very old fashioned Ideas ami live» up to th< u>. Tl»1 other «lay she had a l«attle to have l«lm with them f«a dinner, any» th* In trolt Free I're»««. They had Just begttn to enjoy the soup wli« a 11«1 turned to the father aBd effusively tiinnkisl lilui for a picture re celve«l n» a birthday present. It iiw as dainty niwl pretty a piece of work as h«1 ha«l seen In a long while, ami It was partlcnlarly weleome from her father. All but <«*•■ of bls liswrer», father In clmh'd, hiokeil »tunned He ch'iirt-d his throat aud, wlilh* sparring for thus, caught th«1 ey«1 of th«1 favorite diiugliier. It was shining, knowing, ami cotumand lug. "All, yea. yes; glad you llkeil It." Ami the head of the house deliberately burncil hlww«‘lf with the soup. "What was It?" An«l th«1 tmdls-r lowered the («-mperature of th«1 ro«Mu uutll tie1 more timid »hlv»*red. "1 presume It was a water color,” «aid the «laughter, hurriedly. "Some thing pastoral. IIS doubt. George likes sM< h tiling». Park frame, of « our»«'.'' “Guessed It the Hrst time," smiled th«' father. “It wnn so go«d of you,” murmured the visitor. “You dsrllng okl popsy.” »he whisper Oil after dinner. "I knew you'd uader stand We wver show him any kltnl news, wo I Just weat «Iowa anil bought thnt picture nail en. losid your cmd. Isn't h«1 giati'ful?" It tickled th«1 old gentleman. II«1 frit Important and like a protect «r. H> f<ir« the family separated for Iasi he mivte an emphatic anaouncement that the daughter should marry any one »he wanted to am! tie would allow uu Inter ference. As ft stands now the bouse was Bti- NOTED HOM ES IN KEIN I chauan ’» birthplace aud the hou«»e tn ■ which be received bls schooling. Both ' the residence and tbe school bou»e one« TWO HISTORIC PLACES ARE GO stood at StotSp Batter, In Franklin ING TO DECAY. County, and were removed to Mercers • —— burg, the logs from the »chool bouse be Asroa Burr's M»u«ion In New York ing used to build an annex to tbe red- r. This school was kept by the In Hunds of Wrrvkert-Jsmr« Bu Rev. J a© «-a It. Sharon, and was loated chanan's i. >g Cabin Hume Has Also ’ In Mercersburg. Many other noted Gone to Decuy, men besides the future President gained tbelr first Instruction there. Con In New York tbs born« of Aaron Burr sidering that this school was situated In • nd In Mercersburg, Pa., the borne of a thinly settled section of the State an«! James Buchanan, are falling Into de was attended only slightly, the scope cay. Both men were once signally bon and erudite nature of tbe studies were ore«l by the country, and both have In little short of marvelous, for Greek, teresting recons. The old home* of Latin, French, German, metaphysics both are full of historic Interest not and phlloHophy were Included. only attaching to their owuers. but to It was here that Buchanan gained the the great men who visited them. foundation of his remarkable talents as Burr's house on the southwest corner a linguist and profound reasoner. aud of Hudson and Charleston streets In which galne«l him so much praise on New York City will soon be torn down I his celebrated tour of the world, when •o make room for n modern structure. he was entertained at the courts of At one time It was the finest residence Europe an«l held Ills own with tbe most ■ brilliant and erudite minds. The father of President Buchanan. ' Jam«1» Buchanan, for i«©om be was ! named, was a resident of Mercersburg for thirty years. During his long resi dence be was one of tlie best-respected ! citizens of the town, a prosperous mer chant, and man of affairs, and held | many positions of truBt. Janies Buchanan’s early school days ; «lid not very well presage bls character and his life. At school he was exceed- | Ingly nimble wltted and mischievous, j anti at one time he failed of winning a prize for scholarship because It was considered a bad example to reward a >11 CHAMAN’» llinrtlPLACK. boy wla«»e deportment luVl been So far on Manhattan Inland the Richmond below the standard. Afterward at col- Hill mausioa, celebrab'd as tbe place lege Ruchanan became a bard student, whore dl»tlngulsh«,«l men gathered, grid aud In 'ils statei man's career he was to which guests from all over the world reckoned very dfgnlti«1^, If not pom were proud to be invited. In this houife pous. Washington had Ills h< adquarters awhile «luflria hl» stay la Ne»v fork; IMi’U««» st Ty««ssoa<|». here Mrs. John Adams lived for n num- Th« London Academy quotirs frees lier of years, miking it the social center an unpublished letter of Dickens his of tlie city, and It was here that Aaron account of his visit to Tynemouth, oa Buur isu-sed the aiost taiipy years of ole of his “reading tours;” bls life. “I wish you coultl have he« a with in 17*? Burr niarrl««! Mr» Pr»v<»«, n« (of cour'«-. In a snowstorm» one day tka wlikow of a British ««HI’ er. sn«l v> «>» ths jder at Tynemouth There was can»1 lato p<»-wsskia of th» F h«u>u»l a very imavy sea running, and a per Hill house. < ib account of lib« gallant fect fleet of a< rvwmerchantmen wen» services during tlie revolutionary war I»iiins:lrig tn nmi out on the turn of the Aaron Burr was ■ [sipular b«ro of the tld« at high water. Budilenly there lime. Il«- at once entered politic», and came a gold-en lmrlaon, ami a most wm eks ti-d » meaibsr of tlie New York glorious ralnliow burst out, arching one Legislator« th« ywar after be settled large ship, as if she were saillog dl- r There Is bound to be n react low ngalMs* the prevent popular form of ftctlwH, with Its dueling ilucliesues, gam bllug prlueesses and abnormally ar dent lover». The realists will hate their day and we aliali know Just how Evelina felt when sl+e went to imirket la the morning, and JwM how the car rots and cabbage» were arranged lu AAKON BURR’S OLD MANSION. the grocer’s wlmlow. There I» mnch lo is* Mid for Illese Mill water cotae In tbe etty. At that time tlie mansloo red for henven. 1 was »o enchanted dies, and even the relation between tin* stood ou what 1» now the corner of with tlie acene that I became oblivious housekeeper aud her grocer Is full of Vurlck and Charleston streets. It was of a thousand tons of water coming on psychological subtleties. Tor the gro surrounded by a park of ltJO acr«»«, ex la an eaormoue roller, and was cer knows exactly wliat Ills customer's tending to th«1 w ster. knocked dawn ami boaton over by Its standard of crispness, both In life and When Burr’s wife died twelve year» spray w I ioq It broke, and so com In lettuce. Is. ami Just wluit degree of later, si»1 let: <«ie «laughter, Theodistia, pletely wetted through and through wlHednesp It will he possi I ile for her w ho Is « am«- niistreua of the moet beau that the very Dockets In my pocket to endure. It Is time that the world tiful holis«1 lu th«1 city. Iketseeu the book were full of sea." realized tliat the eternal love theme I» father ami daughter there existed au It was at Tynemouth, by the way. Hot the only legitimate subject for unusually strong uffeetloa Tlieodoala that Dickens was tickled by the story Hovels. All of the lanes of lift* are not was a iieautlful girl, ami many tradi of a poor dressmaker, who. when a lovers' hikes, with the altar aud orange tions of her wit ami charma ar» still lady lodging In the name house sent hlosswimi nt the end of them. There extant. Among visitor» to the mansion her up a plate of go«»« on Christmas iwe some pretty sequestered paths In those days were Alexander Hamil day, returned It with a request that when* plutonic friends love to wander ton, Talleyrand. Voluey. Jerome Bonn th«> lady would "d!s»einInate her goose ami where all sorts of lofty relation parte ami Louise Philippe. Nearly all In her own sphere.” ships are formed It would Im gratify distinguish««! foreigners coming from log m many readers should the navel Rsrr k«t«-« «f rw«' Bv»»h«»> Aeswy. Europ«1 war«1 entmtai»««! there by Woudwrral Memories or tbe Riled. hds take to these patlis when I» pur Tlie Ihn-r primmer» In hospitals still Aaron Hurv ami bls «bisgbter. At till» Tlie acutaiic*» of their memories invlt of subject matter. continue to proap^T h »I grow fat, suys tlm«1 Burr's fam«1 was at Its height. seems to bs a comp-moat Ion for tbe fhe London News. I was speaking to Ills home life was bai’P.v. aud n great blind, on.1 of the vleltora to the read la bls moiiugiaph prepared for the on«1 of them the otlu r day. He was as career was open to him. lug room for the blind In tbe National educatloHaiexklblt of the I lilted States ex« eedlngly interesting man, ami th» Theodosia Burr, while still quite Library at Washington expressed a at tlu1 l'aria exposition Prof. Nicholas half bour n coni ersutl«* w as saest Is young, married Gov. Allston, of South desire to leari. to use th» typewriter .MuriH) Butler feels call« d U|mu to Jus etructlve to me. He was «slucati'd at t'arollna ««ml went to Charlestoa to live. There was none provided, so Mr. tlfy the multiplicity of small colleges Htellenlstsch. th«1 t'-ape Dutch univer In IHtsi Burr tin«! Jefferson rei-elved an Ilutchewm very kindly «-ent «lowo hie which is often the subject of foreign sity centre, aud was one of the Inst «spial number of votes for the Ptwsl- own. Th.- girl sat down to tlie ma criticism. Then* are 473, and he ad men one would Imagliu1 to linvc atty deucy, tlie Hott1«1 of R«prv»1ntntlves chine, and had explained to Imr tbe nits that the number Is enoromus and mistaken notion as to Britain’s re flmilly deciding In fa« or of Jeffermn. position of tbe letters and th» key- I that many are small and weak ami III sources. and yet he lufortne«! me lie Ihirr being made Vice President This boar«! slowly read to her twice, gtie endowed. and that the .-nt!« Ive hail been umh r tin* linprewilon that the ’cau»«'«l much bitter feeling, the result practice«! for a few amMMfc »ad the» msbu-a the existence of many lire Jus English army c«>usl»ted of tl.tHM» sol of which was the «had between Burr WIOto a l.tt.-r In whlcg tbgfO w g Mh’d let he nays It should not I»1 for dlers. ami Haaiiltu». rusultitig la tla» lattar s only thrt'e mistake», a feat which It am tv» that almo-g nay college exerts Do yog res*, saber the char.» t«r Is «lea th. would tie difficult for a «-elng perwm a helpful inSm u e u»>oii the life of Un ose of Khler Haggartl’s Imoks ’ .1« Burr t!« <l from New York, going down to surpa.w. One afternoon Mr- Wg !•< .»Illy Ike fa« t In frequi ally si er I thtnk w ho hiul Is'cu 1s Cap« Town tbe Mississippi to the Southwest I •■ lx IBM« I h 1« g. It ef th» Mount !••*«•« tli.it all Aluertcna I «lieges .p- usd c«uiiWsl the British army? l*er There be lamght several hundred thou Vernon Association, read In the ¡ r Ji sb f»r their stud at attendato« la soanlly. I slioald never have l«elleve«! sand acn s of land. Intenfllng to fouu«! v’llou. While doing so she repeat,.! ■ • teats »f that rack Htupi'iidoua hBBBl'itS'i' <on'«l an empire and conquer Mexico. .Iron Quill’s well known verses on their o«a dnii.t-i at« m ghb t a.... i have |iosslbly existed. Jefferson ha«l him arrest«1«!, brought Dewey’s victory, beginning. “Oh. l ew dt IW fiom tlie antion at la a "But. surely.” I argued, "you must t«» Richmond. Vn . and tried. No act of Dewey was the morning ’ Inter In aud even In these few the greater num- ktiow that the British army consists tr«-:i*on I'ould l><" proved, he was set the afternoon on.1 of the blind listeners IP r of tlie st mien tn aie from w ithln the Institutions' own State or the I mils of of more than tl.«»»«? You read the pa at liberty. He then went to Euroj«e, brought to her a complete copy of all lters, you hare a knowhslgu of the try lug to carry out his schemes for con of the verses, which he had n tuember- their own section of the country Fot 1 ” querlng Mexico and founding an em e«l from hearing her.- Womans Home’ example, of the 27.Wd student» attend world My friend, the Boer prisoner, shook pire. all of which came to nothing. Af Companion. Ing • odege» n tfie Sortii Atlanti, d G- ter a few years In Europe, where he' Sion of the l ultisl States 2ti..'nU. or III* head with a wise smile. "I have s«s'n only »««■ounts of a big was »eorne«! by men who tea«! known Common Delusion*. Pi.41 per cent, are realdentn of the Full nine out of ten persons plume Staten Included In that division, of I English at my In the English pa|«era. him In former times, be returned to tlie S.Mitl students In ^ «• . illese» ot What would I»« easier than for your New York, broken In mln«! and spirit. themselves on being different from Ma.»»' hurndta B.,*WQ ate resident« of commander In chief to put dow n an ex He looked forward eagerly to meeting others, when their very belief In the tra humins! thousand tn»«ps on paper? hla daughter again, and she set out by notion Is Its own contradiction. the State and NM.3? per cent an1 re« We complacratly aver. ”1 have such a keen denta of the North Atlantic^ division If you have so many troops, why are boat from her home In Charleston. sense of the ridiculous,” when a true The colleges In Oregon draw W *7 per you aetidlng to Imlla. and Australia, Diespi«e«arance «>f Theodosia lliirr. cent, of their students from the Parlile ' and China for assistance? The vessel ou which she sailed was sense of humor would have prohibit«1«! Coast and ISklW come from the State It | I di«l not attempt to explain never heard of again. It has been sal«! the boast But what we most plum«1 O la safe ■ :«•«« tl it te of t . , that th«1 I«oat was w-eek«»l at Nag’s ourselves upon-If w«« are the average Money In a Famous Name. students would hare to do without a !!«■»«! fl* « r - « ■ o t:.«■ •■ ffeet woman or man Is our power to read j It Is estimate«! that the fam«1 whli-h ' 11 n,H r(l 1 i that It w as l«oarded by pirates and that I character. “I may not be particularly • ill v - n . I W ■. r atta-h« s to Mratfonl on Avon be«'au'e all on board were force»! to walk the clever." we’ll observe, with that guile ■ f ' • I tre «Iti of Ml w ,.| , of the fact that ffhukspeare was Imrii plank. Burr afterward marrleil Mme less I'rnggadocki which maaquerad«*» lently illustrate» the truth of Dr Hut three Is worth •A.UUtl.ltlM to that town Jumel. but they were soon divorced. as humility, "but of one thing I’m cer ler's contention. Although th«1 I nlver The chargi-s for ailmlsslon to the poet's Richmond Hill b«»use ¡Mk»»< I out of bls tain. and that Is. I’m a goo«! judge of ■tty of Michigan draws fr> m all the h««use. to Ann«1 llatheway's vottag«1. to hands, ami for a time was u»«i! as a human nature, l’tu never deceived In | world, yet of Its 3.447 students 2.««».i the church, to the memorial am! to the theater. Seventy live years ago the a person, w hen. If such persplcadty I grammar »«li >ol uet ft3u.i»»i yearly are reported as residents of the State. house was torn down when Richmond were really possess«1«!, we’d say noth a sum which Is •spin»lent to an Income lllll was leveled, and part of the ma ing about tt before those capable of Public events that bste reiR* hoot» I of 3 per «•ent on the >.’«»«• «»•« « ap tai terials wen* set up again tn the bouse sceuting our limitations, ___ This esleulstlon does not tak<* Into a<* with peculiar forte to the p>*>ple of which stands now on Hudson street, count the tm-otne to the rallwny* from It Is an unf«»rtunate and mistaken this nation seem to «'all for a r«q*et1tl<>ii an«! Is all that Is left of what w as once notion of women that when they dis- I of th«1 homely aphorism. Tl««ue«ty I» the flnest mansion on Staten Island s ami tlivre Is no estbnate of tli. cuss the latest novel, they are “talk- I the I.est policy." If there were no i I'eunsylvania baa had one President. pmftts of the Stratfonl trmlesmen. who Ing over the h«»ada" of the hard work «•nl-t.in religion If th m »halt u t <lo a go»»! buslni ss In photographs, James Buchanan, and tbe house In ing men present who haven’t had tlm» j which he was Ixirn stamls n«'gl«*et»^l Btaal^had never barn In»« b d pamphlets and trinkets relat ng to the to read It on Fayette street. Mercersburg. Fa. At writ, the truth w ould still hold go st town and the great bar«! present th« building is fairly preserved, tl.at the risk of d «l^m »ty I. out ot ah It will usually be faund that tbe girl preport o to any p—«ild«- gain It I» If a young girl k «•■ • a man but «uc- but unices steps are taken to malutaln w o l as no ortglnajlt/ In any other way aald that «tost uew-ps;»r meu are pre he evidently t«elle«as that Ural imprv» IL It must soou make way for modern spells her name In th» usweat and most •B ibbi » that Urey are. «re» elsa», cruel •k>M are la «ting. r'olkuieua fashion. wesley ’ s pulpit . 1.ET US ALL LAUGH. From Tbl* the Great Preacher Delia ' cred Hie First Bermon. JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA- There are two magnet» to attract the RIOUS HUMORISTS i pilgrim to tbe lovely little church of South Leigh. In Oxfordshire, or three If he be au enthusiast In architecture Pleasant Incidanta Occnrria. th. Waiving tbe question of architecture , World Uv.r-B.yi»*» that Ar. ths.r- there are. tlrst. tbe exquisite fifteenth fnl to Old or Young-Funny «.Inc- century frescoes which have tieen Uena that You WU* Mor. brought to light In recent years. One of these, representing tbe “Judgmen- -She teems to"dZiTgbt In Hdlug on of Souls." la not lacking In buuwr to the modern mind, though when it was crowdi'd cars." “Yes; I've noticed IL" first painted on these walls tbe Inten “I wander why?” “Well it seem* to me her fondness for It developed about tbe tlm«- that 1 told her I was once thrown into the lap of a handsome young man when the car suddenly went round a corner. —Chicago Pont. ___ Another «J^e. The patrol wagon rattles noisily over the »tony street. “This,” grunted the drunk and disor derly pugilistic celebrity, whom the po llce were taking to the station, “la •nother hall of fame. Isn’t 1L b’gosh! -Chicago Tribune. A Neighbortv T„|,n. • Mrs. A.-Are you trouble m your neigbborho«Ml with borm». , Mrs. B. )innocently>—Yes 4*** deal. My neighbor» don’t »eem anything I want. Caeaar and Chicago. Ruth—Carear »aid all Gaul r... vide«! into three parts. u ’* Nitty—Did be say how much of s Chicago drummer g«x? ‘ “ • Muat Have Them. Asklt—Why couldn’t a bird itor, run on a cash basis? ' ■" Telllt—That business can't without bill».—Baltimore Auieri«»^1’ Same Old Hat. “Harry, don’t you think that 1 pretty good straw hat I bought ' for 39 cents at the ’rummage wt,'* “es. indeed; 1 llki-d It iast . . when I paid $3 for it."-ChlealD p ord. o M liat About “Heavies?11 Bobbs—Dhl you read Prof. Ttl, scope’s artlcl.» on how to weigh «»¿« Dobbs—No. I suppo*«« you-d them Just tlie same as you w , chorus girls, wouldn’t you’-Buiti^ American. Her Way of Putting It. He Gue*»e«l Wrong, juHX wesley ’ s pulpit . • -------- I tiou of the artl»i was probably far re move«! from gaiety. Nowaday», how ever, it Is Impossible to repress a rmlle while gazing upon tbe little discomfited Imp of darkness, who, being weighed lu tlie s. ule» against a Christian soul ' and finding kiiu»»<lf «sating, is blow ing luatlly uu a bora to aall o U mt Imp» to his aid. Then there te tbe pulpi’ to »xatDlM, It liMa, nollilng to rei-'o'U mend It such as a (mlpit from the knife of Giinli’ig Gibbous w « mi M have, but the fai t that John Weeley preach- i e«l hi* first sermon from this lustrum ( will invest It with Interest enough to! thou«-an«ls of p-«« pie. I here is ■ mall brass tablet on one of tbe panel» re cording that fact. _______________ RrovOi -You seem to be a hustler « •aw that life Insurance agent g., «Bf. your house this morning, and in 1^, than half an hour after hltu came u» doctor. Smith—Well, what do you gatha from that? Brown—Merely that you were 1» great hurry to undergo the phyx,^ examination and have it over with Smith—You're wrong. The doctor came to examine the insurance mlat wounds.—Philadelphia Press. After Tukins. Mrs. I’uteherfutin—“We had meant to call long before this, really, but with th» l»wt Intentions, somelUiw »e kept putting off the evil day .«a long as pos- gjlde."—runeb. Kzftnomic Measure. 8un«’a.v School Tea- her iduring lea- ton In th«» children of I»ra»l« Robert, tell ui» why it wag the children of It rael built the golden calf. LAW AS INTERPRETED, Hubert 1 «kin't know, unless 'twaa tliat they didn’t ha«e rtld enough to Isath caused by unconsciously ano make a cow Life. uniutentluualiy inhaling gas while a»l««-p is held. In Fidelity & C. Co. 's. Dlucovcre«! ■ Prise. 1-oewelisbelo tC. C. App. Sih U.i, 4U L» First Business Mau I have a gem K. A. 4o.J, to ba within au accident pol of an office boy. icy against Injuries "througii external, | Bei'ind R«t»iti«iws Maa—Why. I vloleut and a . ideutal imans." aud not thought yon said he wot to etupkl? within an exception of "lujurlea. fatal | Flrat BuslneM Man .*o lie I*. trut or otherwise, resulting from poison or now 111«t th«1 liaseliall seaaon lias open anything accidentally or otherwise tak ed. I’ve discovered tliat lie list no liv en. administered, atisorbed or inbaled.'' I ing relative«, so he can’t ask to ret off A carrier transporting for hire a for funerals. Philadelphia Re«-ord. package contalulug spirituous liquors, The Only K*nlunntinn. and whose only undertaking i* to carry The Good Man What causes your aud deliver tbe goods to tue consignee, la held, lu floutliein Express Company h us ba nd to get on tbeee periodical vs. State (Ga.l, 4G L. 11. A 417, not to drunks? Mrs. Malone Shure. awn Ol «lunno, be guilty of violating a statute lu force at the place of delivery, making It un nulls* It's from radin' th' magaziue».— lawful to sell or furnish such liquota, Chicago News. directly or Indirectly, by any device whatever. Tbe ewe has a oote review Ing the authorities on tbe liability ot a carrier for trausportiug intox.catiug llquora Restriction of the right to member ship lu a eorporstloo to |iersoti* of s certain uatlunality 1» held, in Blieo va Rand (Mino.). 4G L. R. A U18. to lie a valid charter provision; but persona ac cepted as stockliolders io violation ot this provlslou are held estopped, a* against creditors of tbe company, to assert that they were not stockholders because not eligible to membership. With this case I* a note collectlug the authorities uu tlie subject ot ebarter re strictions upon eligibility to be« ome shareholders io a corporation. A trademark woicO Is not strictly personal, such as toe word* "King Bee ' a* appl.ed to m.'iuufactoreil totsteco. IV livid. In Karasin vi Irby Cigar and lo bgcco Company (C. C. App oio C.l, 4t L. K A 541, to lie transferred by so aselgeiueut of all ths owner's property for the benefit of creditor* under a state Insttlvemy law. although the trade mark Is registered lo tbe toned Stales l«ateut office. With this ease will be f««un«l a note showing ths otlier authori ties on the transfer of a trade mark by liai>krupt«:y o« losolveo :y assign ment "Say, I’ve got a new story on Brown.1 (Tells It.) ( "Yes; that's a new one—on Bron It was on Jone* when you told it ku befur»”—Chicago Tribune. 0 Mflre«»«' Teflt.’ Mftny a young girl mak«1» the mlstak, of thlnkiiill tliat because she wdftdSt for a mtn she truly loves him. litH restless, throbbiii» age It Is necewxrj for her to awk herself In all «ertuii» ness. “Would I take In wasMtq hint?”—Detroit Journal. Brltaia's H varie of osfc. A Wnmnn’s Reituon. 8he- Yon are so ]ie«'iiliar! lie—In what way? Yon tell me that I am faithful and manly and steady in my habits, an«I you know my love for you la unswerving. 8he— Yes; but tliere are times when I would like you to appear otherwise than all this. Her Fecret. 8h»—Doesn’t tlie grand ol«! sphinx awaken glorious emotions In your breast ? He—Well, y«1«; tliat 1» she always reminds me of a wotflan who has firmly determined that she will never teU her An< leat but Modern. It is sot often that a Womao « sb!» to grrgy bergelf lu any ftbrie wa ck lioO y«4|ra azo •»» the property of • tjtissa of Englanit. Th» Countess at l'vnibrok» ha.l, tn wever. tOla pro ad prlvii« ge at a re. cot drasriag re«>m, « lien her ii aat ft«ent weiie as I * leer g<>« n «ml lignt pea *» ««I traia were tri:nni«'«i gitli okJ point 0« »«So t which lia«l one» belonged to no«: hod I»'« n worn by Queeu Eliaatietb. It Wa in admirable preservation, and consist flroe I th» lattili a hoi w ' «-.I of «h'«'p fl.iiiiHT», p.-irtty of tlcral <lfti "Well, what of that?' •ign. aad also d aplaj u a •« ■’W ■ ateo d tin1 court to redntea her.” walk, with b r«i* .«n pedestal» qua ur and curious. O The book agent—1 would like to show A Itoysl Friistonrr. you this beautiful work. It tells about The Duke of Cambridge, cousin o1 the habits of savage animals. Queen Victoria, lias receive«! more ar The severe lady at the door—I don’t my p« n«lons than any other member of ne«*d IL I have been marri«1«! four the English royalty. In Ks), on the times Ind.anapolls Press. dreease of his father, the country vot- ed fen an annuity of Srto.tsst a rear. Explanation of Her Pc^hant. At 1* years of age he became a colonel “1 notice thnt she has a portrait paint- at 'JH a major general. In K«4 a lieu <d.ol'Ut never I ms her photograph tenant general, two years later a g«*n- taken.” eral on full pay. and In HH2 a n,.|o "Yea. You aee. the camera la so marshal at f’-J..*»») a .«ear. He occu- exacc” pies his residence reut an«! tax free— Her Cha tep -««n. the equivalent of ftZ.M) per anuurn. I’ay—That Miss Knapp |s Juwt tav fui. Isn't ah« ? Duk» of Elfe. May—Yes. You were present yester « « . « • ■ 1 ri.i uns serum1 the wevr 1*1» po**lt ioti sonne of her <re.ii -Kranki‘btl day when she told me I was the "borne- drvu by iati ng a new grant o( th« l.ett girl In our set," w«'ren’t you? lay Yre. ami I gave her a ple«-e of Pukodoi of Fife to the Prlttce of Walvi' a ating him I my mind about It afterwards. A May 111 g) was kind of you. dear; iitr In the pet*t■age of tlx but 1 ho|«e you weren’t too severe Ki ngdlorn. Tbe ea and Fay-Well, I t»ld her she ought to till kt*t1oc ••‘filUlt of IDI le 'ssiiy ? * uy | remember how sensitive you must tie tbr Prli M Louis« of Wiilea. g. eich da ugl ' they have or may ttart alsiut It. Catholic Standard and I Times. invite »u’-crssiv eiy ao-orti- 'nilv to lor i1 Criticism. I ret Mi-vseng.-r B«.y womleringlyi— h|9 feet, If a woman Is loyal lo her kin. sh» Say. Muggsy 1» party light e«<n hates the man who Is a buvlnre« ain’t he? S«"eood Messenger Boy «contempfiP rival of her tirotherda law's cousin. ously .-He must la- purty light In his Tbe older tbe g rL th» lev* applau«» bred to be sprmun Eke dat In J., busi it rvqu re» to tuduc» her to slug ags1 a. ness.- Fuck. Polite Frenchman-".Mon ana at eet ze way tu ze von iu<«os»eai fia» e»b zat zo«i « an east met me?" First Tough—“Wbt d yer sy?" Polite Frenchman "Mon a«l. A ect ze way to ze von mooseeui Bite esh zat »>0 can enstruct me?” 8e«'oii<t Tough -“D'yer koo» "N 1 sylng of. Bill?” First Ditto—"BloWeil if I ®>!" Second Ditto—"Then why *»t.« 'it 'im a, rost the mouth?" M «w>«« Not Taking Cbancsi* Neighlsir's Roy Pop s»ut tneovtt’JJ Iwrrow your lawnmower. 8ubtirl««!ilte Iles «ally. i»<t ¿I We haven't us<-«l it ourselves yet. J Nidgldior’a Ro.v He sold h«1 tboWl youae hs.ln't, anil now would t* *1 g.sul time to cut the grass li«‘fon‘ ) got it out ol' order l’hiladt ipi» ■»d. I BHreful tgnorsnre. Mother istcrolyr- 11» hi--»»! r®* W!*i to my knowledge, aud I d«aat 1“ how ««Den sftw that. 1 1 laughter—Neither do I. ■* 1 was nita h »■»«I at mental art lta ' 1’hHadi lplila Pre-«». Aa txpv«»’« ' “Why. Who lift'd te.Hre! you. ««Id o-1 "lift. It’» Just -on.«' mon f ®y *•* My at ilM got (way from i«««’ ■> mff throngs a p*<t g i"1 »li d “ ■” ten Bi t." "Tbftt te lull'd lu«4t, hUte. O "«Iff. fui not picking about tlcu'ffrly. But it was a mill n't’** «1o<k, full of spring bonnet-« 51 ' couldn't It have p|pke<l out a J*’*'1 ( or flhddsmitb's. or s-im‘ ■ p" like tl«ht to destroy thing- T||c Savage Bachelor' "The woman of to-day. -* youthful lioarder, "does not kao* * she wants.” • "The woman of to-day. r-llD-'' y said the Savage Bachelor, t» w oman of any other old «lay 4 e anything, as soon as she I cannot get It.”—Indianapolis IT«* Amputate«! Leg «*en«»ti''* A correspondent of the I b a Press writes: ' "Mr . right I«1« wt* 1 j off at the middle third ‘ of th» J* nearly thirty years ago. but site* time the s««nsation of th« presepi toes. Instep, h«*!. foot of '■■' »»■r than In the other lei than It was before ampu It seems that when the normally, there 1« no any sensation at al! there Is always more In the stump. My lei In such a position that 11 stand to t>e flex«»! w me. I have often of the way of a dos sons passing me ««n tbe day I often fall by t my foot on the floor «taldtly from a ait tit by year. also, there shortening, the foot nearer the brely. If a* If to extend tbe of heat occur» In the ” th» rest of my body maj
