The Eugene weekly guard., June 23, 1900, Image 3

M the blooms o - the may .
avr drifted away from the blooms
th* May
«unshin« that silvered Love's
beautiful day;
ir memory, tweet " at * the
“ * teaderett
■**
a desolate lite on the dark way
along-
a hare drifted away—eo I «ine—so I
'• !<•<& the bills, and the heav-
are T ayi
that shone true in the dear eyes
,t you.
if» me dream that those heavens are
1 «till bending blue!
a bave drifted away. I.ik¿) an echo
to-day
r m - u I. rings that Hl soift of
"Drifting Away!”
in I.- 'e ever drift to t^e d«rkn «M>’'
No sight
drown 1 ith its «htfeows Love’s
beautiful liflfn!
■l»nta Constitution.
o
fhe H e«rt <rf « Singer
fltOhMHIMMMMM
OME safife co th Da. ifavsur
necu, Mstanmeen. loyouruy
»»■ret and eteur aiaariar ua
gs e ths ’oicfe Ttus profesHag
L uxl in:*»«, UstesuRR wffi ba«ri
I euro
“* «”• • «YilAlBS <* th»«
La ><d svbg, sung uo thus sweet
L^L vol e At me voice ceased he
Kto out. Coming coward taw house,
ajuu-ing IS e ther bond a foaming pud
f ndk »'*•• r°vng gtft Even ere the
'IJ|t gas finished a. horoh. tired voice
jjlid sharply. "<-pni Beth, dont yell
# I ou J wake bo by, and I’ve been
n sow getting her aaloep. Hurry und
rt the table."
The w a-td whs two months older
a:» the teat parlor shone the after
,,.n sunshine, playing gkefully on
diibi that seemed to shrink from the
uiu costumed glare. In one of the prim,
tmigbi («eked chairs at the front win*
»u» sat IN of. IlelfeiL wh.le opposite
t ¡he other window sat a weary, sad
heed woman. tearing idly at the huge
hd woolen curtain tassel, that had nev-
befure leen treated so roughly.
My good woman, think. Rhe has a
"DID IT TILL Toll ALL f '
fortune in her voice. Slie has a voice
at thousand—a gem. But it is In tbe
rough; It needs polishing year» of it;
ood it must be polished gently. Then
it trill shine ob, doeb! ’
Over In tbe corner a slim, dark eyed
(iri hung broken-bi eatbed on tbe.r
surds.
A «lienee that seemed to the girl
of «trange bright sounds chasing
Bust her uol«eies»ly till they met in one
«lash. "Yea. ye»; she can go. But
brthx her back, bring her back. I’ve
wwn. but I can’t spare her forever.’’
Turn somehow Beth found herself in
hw mother'« arms, who for once in her
111« of habitual self-control bad given
nay. And so the ultimatum went forth.
Beth was to go.
Out in the garden twilight was fall­
ing. th« beautiful tender sky color»
wor» siowiy fading into the dusk of
light; tba very air, foil of tbe scent of
the bay. was a caress. The vary peace
sf it seemed a mockery to Taul as he
stood before her.
■'Ton say you’ll remember. Beth, but
you won’t- you won't; I know It us If
years bad already paused.”
listen. PauL" Her voice, soft and
asethtng. bad caught bls earnestneHH.
' I shall never forget; you know my na
turn too «veil to believe your own
v-irds. This la the hardest part of it.
Dial to ieave yoa But the years will
soon pass. Pant Wa ar* both young,
>ind no lesson ba may try to teach me
ma blot «ut th* teuehjog of e gbtem
years ,«f lif* and with such a teacher,
iou believe me. rani?"
•
•««•»•'
Two week» of tba opera bad begun,
(a «resthie»», darkened silsmce the vast
sodie e ws ted fox tba opening oxiu,
ta to lung 1/ this anKnown singer
voiae 'atne. rumor bad whispered,
wot, «3 to.» ume wosfid-widfe.
at ’ <e end of to« tta rd get an act or
•fl»®: 0 n-r tlta l«r»to ottAtowa < -entry
tfr a ttoxe was aahi’ied aer Eno tore
• ae> « u « i . s «yen
Yoa «o «ketj lung ar
c«
eta 0M0 one*
I V j M*
Or
sranry was wo sp*Tg «o /on
•at
ffflt»*»!. F » saffin ? k' • It Mil
•Stag! I «fl isce*
*a«rBsfeu VMS
•• astr st*« iff«* a reps»' t«« wordk
• ■
. ’*«•?” Thfetg «»«• flto
iturg
- ■ • I tag • to I (ul t *.»»• • • l>oy
-I • th fen «•-•er. H;- ■ ®»>«al 1
W ■, y «-t w th >|Ul« fe f. <• • ffeni
us I ®u whi-p -rlDSg e gbt lor.S
Paul, t an I theu fotffit? Ab
■u who forgot; all my foollgp little
» unansv e-r I. You w ere cruel,
I> dn't yon h« ar me tell yoxniy
tache In that la«t song? 1 was srtig
-not my fler- e I tai an lover
after tbe opera iu my dress-
a flash he «aw all; heard th» prt>
« voire «aylng “Y’oti <an't love.
art has no room for love." And
eti tong years
tallenre grew
knocked aPthe door the «Up
»tinted out to bite He bal evl
leatly b«en expected.
’Who?*" said a voice Ins'de answer
Ing bls knock. “I-Pauir* And the
floor slowly opened.
’ '•« insul«be«1 Opponent* of t « r ise
A story 1» going tbe round» that " ben
W uug* M E«ta/ti a as asked tbe other
I1
I
day to what he ascrfcid hit, long life
HOW A MAN SPENDS HIS LIFE. ! they pll«sl their brushes and polishing
r reached the zenith of charms at 40.
TWO ADVERTISING EPITAPHS
and excellent health, be replied:
cloths
iu
time
with
IL
When
I
stepped
there are to be found members of the
"I don’t know, unless it la because I lime Devoted Io bleeping. Eating
dowu to tbe sidewalk to be brushed off Th« Stori' that Was t'ouuevted with
sex who sedulously cot teal the num-
Working und Other Pursuits.
don t take any exercise."
Each of Thcai.
both men took up that work, tbe hand
her of their year» even from their near­
An
ordinary
man
would
laugh
away
Mr. Evart« tsn t the only public man
“I got up a story about old epitaphs
URIOUS TALE OF A SCOTCH eat and dearest. One
organ playing now ‘TbAGeorgia Camp
husband known
who has a theory that physical exer­ as prei>osterous the suggestion that he Meeting,' ami the two men com
a
few
year»
ago."
said
a
Tenne»««-*
CONSPIRACY.
■vili tig lu
to the writer declared after his wife’s
cise. added to mental effort. !« a waste was likely to «pend twenty years of hl* with their whisk brooms witb sn inter­ newspaper man to a New Orleans
death that he never had known her
of tissue which tends toward debility life iu sleep. But that 1« because
locking flip-flap movement t (s' w as Time«-Democrat reporter, "and lu col­
it*.
She bad made !t tbe effort of het
to an Estate Involved in Vn- age.
and shortening of life Joseph Cham does not conduct his life according to uothlug short uf marvelous. 1 wouldn’t lecting material for it 1 ran across a
life to conceal it from him and had
beriain Is a conspicuous example. He a schedule aud really has no Idea of have beeu surprised auy minute to see couple of unique post mortem ad ter
\\ ornati U ho Stopped st Nu burued all records on the subject before
spares himself all physical effort so far bow be does »pend It. As a matter of them each turu a cartwheel haudspritig tlsements. Strange to say. they wert
their wedding. The natural inference
fact,
moat
men
over
tk)
years
old
have
Gain Her Ernie.
as he can. He will not walk up a sin
changing places In tbe turuiug. but Istth In tbe same cemetery, at a small
lu this ease was that she was the older
gle flight of stairs 'f he can help It. already spent more than twenty years keeping up tbe brushing aud never for town In my State One was inscribed
of tbe two. generally a sensitive point
Senator Hanna Is, ^ferbaps. the most lu bed. Which is only one of tbe sur­
In
a
few
week«
a
romantic
«tory
will
upon
a
ueat
granite
monument,
and
a minute losinjLtiuie. They kept right
notable ex^uent of thia practice lu prises in store for the man who sets ou down to iwrf feet, and putting in reau in this way: ’Sacred to the mem Is1 t--ld to the House uf Lords by a with women. A great many wotn«*u
would not mln«! b^-t.i g <<t their age If
himself
to
work
to
discover
how
those
U ashington. Vigorous as he Is lu
there a singularly able cumbinatior ef­ ory of John Smith, for twenty tiara •cuiKiluiaater who claims to l«e Vis they were only sure w hat It was. but
count
Ketimure.
aud
who
seeks
estates
senior
partner
of
the
firm
of
Smith
A
speech and In mental effort, the Senator
fect in that last final touch arouud my
Jones, now J. J. Joues A Co.’ Of course, tn Kirkcudbright»!. M» At present th«1 sine«« they are only aa old as they look
Is seldom seen save in an attitude
hopper», tln^i turned iur loose.
there is room of course for a dlfferen- e
which suggests physical repose. The
"1 paid for tbe iiolish.aiid put a nickel tbe names weren’t really Smith mid re-.dence kuowu aa Keniuure^t astl«1. of opinion lu tbe matter. It may l>e
president walks dally. He feels ba^'
In the orgau c< 04 tor s box. for tlie Jones, but 1 dou’t want to hurt any­ New tiiiliowuj, is occupied by tt"w oiuau a'ated as a truism that women always
without his cowtltutioual. Nobody
blacking artist* aud myself, anti then body’s feelings, and they will answer whose mother was the sister of Adam, C Ink tliat they look younger than they
can remember to have seen Senator
I walked away. k«*epiug step with the for the purposes of the story. 1 uiet the last Viseouut Keumure, who dltol art Al two |«erio«ls lu life femlulnlty
I
O
llant^ accompanying the president ou
music, ou the sidewalk, un one
of I Jones later, aud he gate me it frank ex­ in IMT.
declares Itself to Im older than It really
planation
of
the
Inscription.
'Siultb
Th«j
meuiorallst,
John
Gordon,
In
bls
• ttiilk in tlie three years at Wt^iir^
(0 e hand .<0u. w bile a lioi sc puinug :i
1* c
was
a
bachelor
without
relatives.'
he
aillligs,
recites
a
curious
tale.
Vis
ton.—Louw Globe-lictnocrat.
grocery wagon, ami going tlie same
after V' a« reach««! S.V Thus one obi
said.
'bi'Alie
knew
a
trvtnetidou»
lot
of
(y)it
Ketouure.
who
Joiue.l
the
rebel
way. kept step along ou tbe other lu
lady w lio last y«*ar announced herself
4 ftUff«ttt «AtTIHW.
tlie street. Tbe w hole earth sienird to country people, and lf nny of them hap li i n ITro. mid who was behead«*«! on «« Af* years old. this year by some
pened
to
see
his
grave
they
might
think
Power
HUI
tltta
follow
ing
year,
left
two
move, lu fact, to the stirring (ffjra'.r.»
Fre*ch *«*•«•
Ito ai* ig to.Mr
that fat ohi house had < lo»e«l up and - «11». both of whom dl<unmarried, strMig«- «-outretemps Is only !»'
of rug time." ClilcAgo Inter Octan.
bbrOs Ise ll*. tM>'«M'*»
I
.Rone
out of business So I thought it ills widow, lie«- Mary DaTz.el. «liortly she’s an intelligent old Indy too.
9
• «•*«• ffffvffotff tatafetaxcltffd Oil» t!ft
no more than right to let them know ifterward i:i:i:«-.i her fisitiiuin. O n!
>•9»
Wrfon-Y
a
•O
’
lffdK
’
C.
fliffko«»rp of • Vunffit <:io ••ul'ffeff
O 1 t'A th«* tirm was still ulive.' 1 coni Lumsden, a
their children t<»«| the
l»h «T •'■•fftail'tal'.ffm in ff hlch •!>•«*
VnDtlMto*'» c.ff-’ff iMtatoff f-r Not h«* pltmenteil him upon his gissi Judgment.
name 9 Kanmure lu »eieiSi • itag
-tot'ta* «<•<• •a-i-t*1 --
Wta tta ttar«» psfevloi* ffaifftffmffta
"1 Baimi the otiu-i advertising epl a - ill.
to Mr Gorifon, did 0-e fft
Whcu 1 liefer pcitplc boQtat ab.it Hwy •I'h quit«- l«y nccident, on a modest
r*M plntiei Marta. 1« lad* tanfl io t «AiM
tempi to nugi
big fen Ig bi.itli.-r
fcNmli! or bofefeiu't «*< under tin- per- llttl«' off * hidden g ay III oue corn®
iff tM t:A* to Mar«« tu. Mttl Ata iff
John from the p-g-ttaM ffital Dffi fam ly
tod
(I
-fe
fe
fe.tafe'bff':fer."
sa
d
an
old
Ahrdr acr aioux '■even' ore»*io« im
of thfe •rtveytrd. It ran tin*
l'o ItafelMtAff-'to to • hick M I ad I («»tofeto I
M m » < ci c.-sfexfe't-ff'. "tta)«
Ilf I«- tffta aa r» of .tfeff'ff • ffu* £ i* •
tnc*. durre ax* «oo ouuy - ippon oai ue*
On out m (• m ffM tnafl ta * ire g<'n-
ai aco a (a ex per« »ar a of i m- ><• a 1 thff
fox trickery o> taewa day» of b storveto
l.ffta nata ir#« • < oia;M«a * n ar« az-to tat ta<i hour felton Itos btaoth
ago oa taa iron u^o ao ax roaii.
am «*>. tax her to vwr.garore to iay say
Rtav ?o*-k Mtatata ** utstg' i ter» i is 1«« h;« feif« soil ta'.a «HIM «trs
"1 vox auction agent si .*• uqg« a> » 1 in ooy ooa.ea t»« is»»» ru so tstev
■fires» apon tain period. W About any
s«to<n. 0 'bs ftoll.a ts* r Darlrfe la»t {
opport am ty tar learn mg tr ose Ian-
UlUta cowa ucax lcxarkacA, and uAO 1 «to o* .sfera tara*d tta** rg w»i sag
T’a» i so»»« lltao risi* of I «.ion s
B > «:• A tox i « i*.:»- SA toSKto ' »• p 'O' ■ i
go tgee. however, aiw speak» ffmuerit rwenry four hour« that dally olip by eo bees «ummuned op to IJtUa kmdt o toad« so eo» . * i; sn rasa ■ K v • ioi«r4
aoused ta Wa«a stadie on im
uf
ertg -<i I Ou» V nevust a)/-«wry-uni » 0«»
noma busmes» chut baa aoilung tu do Its b.gtory 1* aretned that toaok lisa
febs-ta it a rrex-o oi a Oods w via» it
U’-id Arabic fluently when reverting to mysteriously are disposed of.
», sww red •' wus rei«'i-ved I hili Bury
tier India* pre-existence. Ancient man-
By a Iiainaraklng stady of average» a wit* tbm story A was 4) th» fin« day the tot» tomenoed Mr Rioni oad a« Is'juri had stolen th* box. Os th» otto , Was a standing joA« if tarrba* Max
agcr’prt. have demonstrated the truth «killed ms tint hi* a has recently arrived couch. wtU up to the front, and Io the 1 Immediata nscauies (isl the is>m;-any
wwlTw to soy to any inquirer !*to the
er Hawi sna »«ore that it told been
subywrv of lbw pi.-tore "Ton till vs oo
of certain episodes to which she refer­ at the rant'I avion exprewsed In th* fol­ next seat was an expreoa messenger ’ wbtcb a« had fiu’brulty served fox
burned
doubt hMu*d of Wolfe*' hyauu«. that is
red. It is, however, as a Martian that io wing figure«. They apply to the «»- who bad attracted u go-si deal of at many ytaare etuugvd listali with th» duty
John »!orj..n Viscount Kenmura, ni
en» of his here "
she naturally becomes of most interent. erage Ameruiui man of Go year* of uge tvntion from th« fact that h« wor« bis of marking his grave Th« order far a
terward
«sat
tta
I'rance,
»ad
white
tn
An such she speaks a prenumably Mar­ iI They do not accurately repreaent hi* hitlr long und had a jattr of enormous 1 tombstone won given fe> » ioeul «urne
While the late Jiimatt II Beard, fatto
I’srlt he was attiu hed by two masked
tian language, with clearly articulated life to day. be.-a use his years of Infancy revolvers slack in his belt. Th» rest of cutter, who wa» furnished with aue of men. Being a skillful swovteniaa ha ! <rf of Han Beurd, th» artist, was paint­
sound*, and referring certain recurrent and childhood are Included in the com­ th« cur was well filled with a mixed th« decnaard agent » busi net»» card» »•
• u-.-ceded tn killing both. Tb«-»e two ing a pwiTrelt of Ziu-toiry fay tor. h«
words to aHPocinted aehnite ideas. She putation. They wlU apply neither to I crowd. Including per bap« a dozen wom- u guide to th« eorreet spelling of hto
men ha«l lieeu sagagmi by Mary I'iiislol salii te kliu; "Well gota-ral, 1 supposa
also writes In the Martian language—
Sam« Being a rather thick headed In­ to kill him. In order to s«w their »«rk you are to be our neat President?"’ "I
or what is assumed to be that- as the
dividual, he dldu t stop nt the nani», done thoroughly she braVtal th» channel hop« not," grunted the bluff old hem;
peculiar characters used do not vary.
but copied the entire printed Inscrip­ passage an.l a long Journey on liorre "no military man has tuiy busiKosa in
No wonder the French savants are ex­
tion. and nobody had sufli«'ient authori­ back Th!» plan Uiivilig fall«!, she ref» ttie rreshtoutlai chair, Imt If they offer
cited.
ty in th« premia«1» to nrdtav him to do a reseuied that th* iiobtetnau waa guilty it to me, I suppose I’ll be
We rather suspect that the belief in
new Job So th« «tone was put In po of fraud, ami l«v was tlwreupou put Into enough to accept it." Ami he
the doctrine of reincarnation is more
sit Ion, and has remain«*«! there ever prison ami reuialuesl In chains fur otev
A firm lu LI verpool, delighted that
geneial than is supposed. Those who
»in«-«. WfefetlMr tbe 'ad.' ha* Is-ea of rn years.
oiu > of Its ctuployes was i-tilh'd H|KIU to
are believers are very strong in their
any value to the company I» «»pen to
tin th« Vlaeuiint's return to Kentnure join tb«> reserves, «olunti-cred to |siy
belief. Indeed, some of them insist
doubt 1 didn't refer to either of these from France Mary I Hi la lei vlalusl him half his wages to bis wife lu his ali­
that they are able. In their dreamy mo­
cases in my article on que«»r epitaphs
and drauk wine with lilni at an* of th«« s«-ti<‘«' At the end of the month tile wo-
ments, to recall some snatches of their
an account of tocfel association», but thr
feast* given In Ilia honor. The glass man appeared, iind the moiety waa
previous existence. But unfortunately
facia ax« aaactly a* I kava state«!."
she sa hi; "four
h* drank from, htawever, was polNotiett given her. “What
few of them are able to speak Sanscrit
by her mid he died. Tlie Viscount left pound?" "Yea” replied the senior piirt-
RECANT INVENTIONS
or Arabic or write In the Martian lan­
two sons, one of whom, William, waa n«r, "that la exactly half; sorry you are
guage, Therefore, when one comes
drowned
while boating lu A iikt I« «. 11» not satisfied." “It Isn’t that I’m not
Mncllage
or
paste
ran
be
neatly
and
along in whom the reincarnation is
oaslly applied l>y a new device, which was unmarried. Tlie other, Jfentan, satlsti«-d. Why. for years lie lias told
strong and who hue thewe accompliHh-
has a tubular reservoir to contain tbe found that Mary Dalzlel had taken p»s- me lie only got sixteen shillings alto
mentw re wem very near the solution
liquid,
with a brush on one end, the op­ srsslou of Keumure castle aud ha«l getlier, nn«t and If tto> Boer« don't
of a profound mvatery. Let us hope
posite
«nd
being provide«! with a aprlng spreail the story that she had imuglit kill him. 1 will.’’
that the lady In question, who. accord­
Charles Brediaugii. the English
plungtw which force* the glue Into the It from bls father, her l«rother-lu law.
ing to the account, I b ’’SO years of age.
thinker,
oucu engaged lu a dlscuHslou
John.
Eventually
the
rest
of
tbe
prop
­
brlstlea
for
use.
of unimpeachable character, and worka
At about 0 o'clock at night, while
To »«•cvt'ely hold the rain« when the erty going with th* title was selatad wltli a dissenting uilulster. lie luslstcii
In a commercial house." will not fall in the man of lelaure nor to the tailoring
love. We all remember how Kipling’s man. But perhapa the average man. we were going over a very desolate part driver letves the wagon a new dash­ by other pimple and these succ«*«'d<-'l In that the minister should answer a ques­
tion by a simple "Yea" or "No,” with­
hero, by such a catastrophe, spoiled who both work« and playa, will recog­ of the road, the train slowed down sud­ board aitaetiment baa a fiat tui>« pro­ keeping James out of lain rights. On«1
nize himself In them.
denly, and before we could Inquire vided with a sliding i-ei. which sup. of Mary Dalzlel'a children by her sec­ out auy clrcuinlocutiou, asserting that
"The Greateat 8tory In the World."
Twenty years In sleep.
what was wrong the front door Hew ports a pair of pivoted Jaws at the er.d ond marriage ’« the footmau Lttmaden every question could la- replied to 'n
Still, wa must await further develop­
Three years nine months In eating open and a masked man stepi«ed In«ale of ths tube, an Internal spring pulling forthwith usurped th«1 title of Viscount that iniinner. The reverend gentleimiti
ments liefore passing Judgment. There
with a «awed-off shotgun at bis shoul­ the rod down anil closing th«- Jaws fiver Kentnure In DEM, and ou his death, rose, and said: "Mr. Bradliiugh, will
be those among us who remember and waiting for the waiter.
1M0, was suecetHied by his neplww, you allow me to ask you a question ou
Seventeen years six months In work der. 'Sit still,' be yelled. ‘I'll turn the rvfu«.
Locke and the "Moon Hoax." And so.
tliost* tomia?’’ "Certainly,” auid Brtid-
loose If airy soul moves a finger!’ As
until we have other testimony as to Ing.
An advertising bomb shell has liera Adam < .onion, the last vlmwunt.
laugh. "Then, may I aak. have you
Ill
1M4
”
the
plniutlff's
grnndfuther
lie
Seven
years
aix
months
in
pursuit
of
lie
spoke
another
masked
man
steppeil
the truthfulness of the story that thia
patented, coniprlslng a central chain
thrice reincarnated woman has actually pleasure.
around him with a cocked revolver In la-r for the explosive, surroundrd by a irau to nu«ve in the matter, ehilinliig tn given up beating your wife?"
After the decens«» of tlie lilt«- F. T.
Six yearn three months in walking his band and »farted down the aisle, tula- filled with sawdust, tbe adverti* ' lie the only male heir to the title anil
been sceu, and is not a creation of the
space writer’s vivid imagination, we and other exercise.
looting the passengers as be went. ing sheets Iwlng wrap|ied around the estat«-«. as the nearest mill«1 lielr to th«1 liui'liuui.tlie "Greatest Show ou idurth"
Two years six months in making When he came to the express messen­ outside of the tube and designed to lie man who wa» bidu-mled on Tower HUI continued for a w hile to uw the imigl«t
must take M. Flourney with a grain of
one’s toilet.
ger he burst out lauglilug. ‘You ----- scattered by the »xplosiou of the bomb John Gordon, th«1 present claimant, of tils naiue. Once when nearing Hart
aalt. Boston Transcript.
ph-nds that lie cstnbllsli«'» lit* right to ford It sent free tickets to clergymen
Two years six months doing a beo scarecrow!’ he «aid. 'what are you do­
in the air.
the title mid Keninur«1 CMtates through tiiere. Among the lettera containing
HE DODGED THE PENITENTIARY. lutely nothing.
ing with them guua,' and he snatched
To
dla|s-nse
dl»lnfe<-tlng
liquids
a
new
The item of toilet may be subdivided one of the pistols out of bls licit find
the rrlullonshlp lie can trace to John tickets unit oue a«l<lresaeil to the Rev.
device is formed of a central ball, to lie Gorilon. who was polnnonml by Mary Hr. Joel Hawes, who had died sotue
Fat» of a Mun Wko Wrote His Espvri- Into seven months for shaving, eleven
hit
him
orer
the
head
with
the
butt.
I
•nca on th» Probl«»» of Living.
months for washing, one year for dress­ Tbei- he took the other, made him baud filled with tbe fluid, with a wick ex­ Dalziel. Loudon < licoillcle.
years before. The letter was sent to
tending through the center, and having
These letter» on tbe problem of liv­ ing. Most men walk about three years
Dr. George L. Walker, then the active
over bls watch and money, ami passed its ends Inserted In an outer shell of
ing on stated salaries take me back and six months and spend two years
IMAGINATION AND DISEASE
pastor of the l-Trst Church. On read­
on.
The
mewrnger
wiped
the
blood
volatile material, woven about th«1 Isill,
a few years to the time when I wa» and nine months In other exercises.
ing It, Dr. Walker Is reported to have
off bis face und «aid nothing.
to vaporise the liquid as the wick 11ts-lruti<«n «»f u Well-Known Pliyalo- said "A letter from I*. T. Barnum t«
working seven nights and Sundays on
The little table becomes more intel­
J’heimiiienon.
“
After
it
waa
all
over
ami
the
robbers
draws
it
out
a Western newspaper,” said a man ligible if less Impressive when it Is re­
Dr. liawesl Mr. Haruuin Is dead and
had disappeared the messenger waa a
In "A Joitriiiilisl'» Not«1 Book" Frnnk
A typewriter has (warn patent«si for
Who 1» still in the business.
duced to a scale of days. In which case
target for uumeroua sueering remarks. writing cryptographic letters, the type F. Moore tells as amusing aud slgnlfl- Dr. llawes Is dead. It la evident that
"The editor encouraged the staff to it stands as follows:
they liave not met, yonder."
‘If 1 had made a break,’ be mild to me, being arranged around the face of a '•nut story of the liitluouce of linaglna
write on the problem of keeping up ap­
Eight hours sleeping.
Major Ilayford Tborold. seeouil 1
quietly, ‘that fsller at the door would wheel, which la mounted oa Im spin file, tl'«u upon health. A young civil ser
pearances and a bank account at the
One hour thirty minutes eating.
have biased away with bin sawed off to be set la uny one ef a series uf po­ vast In India, fisdlrig ftigg««l from the eoiHiiiand of the First Battalion, Duke
Reven hours working.
same time on tbe salaries they drew
gun and killed half the women folks sitions, each of which w Ul print diffae- exissmlve best an«l from long hours of of Widllngtoii's Regiment, tells n story
Three hours amusement.
weekly with promptness. Th« aditor
In the ear.’ At the next stopping place ent characters to correspond with the work, oiisulted the best doctor w till In of hia experience« in Matalieh'lanii la
Two hours thirty minutes exercise.
bad beeu a suci'esafui man and be
be got off, and «Mie of tbe women stuck
reai h. The «loctor l«H>ked him over, lHial, whvH sent to reatore order In a
< me hour toilet
wanted bis men to follow his methods.
key’« struck.
her bend out of the window and
soumb-d
hia h«tort and lungs, and then little township callv«i "Gweto." Ou ar­
One
hour
doing
nothing.
"Every one on tbe staff had contrib­
A Boutto-rnur han isitouted a ventila­
screamed
T
oward
’
’
mb
id
gin
rely:
"I will write y«H l«nsw rival there he feuiel the acting e«aw-
The average man If confronted with
uted the called for article except my­
ting apparatus which will drew cur­
mandant tan ex storeki-eperi In a Uato
"Two days later that same mesern-
self The editor called me In bls office
rents of air from the top of a building row.”
bordering
on 4eMrlu*n treniens.; ae he
ger walked up to a little cabin in the
Ti«» noxt day the youug mas reeetv-ed
to the rooms below, having a vartiral
and said he would like to hare my ex­
ha<t him tm.'feinl up. The cootHwiin+aiiS,
mountains, kicked In the door, shot two
t.
tot
tor
tolling
him
that
his
left
lung
ptpv. prevMed with a flaring mouthed
perience for publication. 1 turned In
huwHrver, HHUvag-ed to break out and
of the robbere dead in their tracks, and
hood, pivoted at the tup. the hood »»« gm««1 iiml l-ila heart »«-rtoi»»ly af t+Mvke his way to the totegrii-ph offlve«
the same a week later. A few days
raptured three others, all single band­
swinging toward the wind and lectflv- fveleil. and iidvialHg him 1» tose a«> time whence to> «tispatehed t-he feHo-wtog
after tbe editor called me in again and
ed. I often wondered whetlier the
In »«IJuutlng hto I his I hcsb nffnlra. "Of
lng the air fw the pipes below.
said he had read tha screed that is t»e
wire: “Chamberlain, Lmudon: hltm
woman who hollered ’Coward’ beard of
«•oars«1 you may live for wee*»," the tot
name he guv« It and proceeded to tell
A < 'turndhi n tow designed na cMe« lor Mild, "toit y«m ks«l h«-st sot leave here mimed Thorehd questtou nig aw
that Incident.'* Chicago Inter fkean.
me wbat he thought of it. You any.’
hrh-ty. Wire hi Tkerwid? W-lce ad *
BuceWMe box, whk-k prem-ato unsesigia itupnriaut matt«1«« «mto cWed"
How IVrowntng Caa He Avoided.
he begun. That you get (25 a week; that
to nvswt Me-id-Aed ”
todag rood fey - asMttors. hav lag a reef
Naluraffy tbe young wffi<-ia! wa» ilto-
Anatomical experiments hots shewn of paper to be unwound sad ali.ie
yon keep up witb the fashion»; that
Str Arthur Stu-M-va*. the Ewgl+eli evwn>
maywri by so «tor* a prsgsuste tort hIng
that tbe weight of tbe body is about to-reHR a shelf to raeidve the BmMwrwn.
you hare cour»e dinner»; that you
tow tban a «toot* warrant
Within paeo-r »t light Miivate. tells thia Mony wf
equal to the sumo bulk ul ss-e water, so the siwvt pawdng befwoa two roltorn
»ometlmea go home in a cab. that yoa
>m e«|>.erivMM* lie had wtsh> tras'ellMS
fa msiy four toHMs to1 WMfe toning «Uffi
that pet
falling o V trbuwrd w he through a slot la the door, with lariflng
smoke six cigar» dally, at 10 cent* a
rwtvy wtlta ton resptowtitaii
and »»» s»i a «tog»- «me-to to < 'isil/ur-ttoi i-mwxg
cannot swim, if thoy de a-A attempi to pauls to ps-wr .-s’ the roilevP Crum lor*
smoke, that yon entertain your friends
yearn« ugw “Jto wa- fftxM>e u<, to a lata«-
■wue-d wWh .«a nvitto pats Hl Ito1 H»*htai
keep more thun their mouth out ut wo Ing bnrikwurd.
after office hours, and so on. Do you
tog-<« imh «« w-lrcrl' w>e had to
d-a-a
vt
ttev tos»tA
De totot In Ms to d w-IDi
ter. CM suolala lorm-ene. foe a cua
mean to tell aae. for you have kept that
tor nefsu.-toUHi-uto, tire dnl-v.es aaM-:
to* fl to lag (toil Iw itosuid taevvw iwtao1
ly •*■«-«*■>><
stderublo length of tinte M'wt perforai
out of your article, that yon save any
Tto-y iMH- e*gv< U-HU. yaw hese, Mr. Sato
from Ik
Inartww 'Me atari«* tor i»'-««1
a no full into in» water ..««a ttasrir peso,
money at tats gait?"
fl-iaw' I w«»M mscdi ptaMtoi d, iw»d w+o-t|i
ss saw * w s»wu toau bto «««vosan sn«»
«nee of aausd. sari «Cher draw tfesu
"I replied that I didn t save a cent
I »-»tod Ro- I«iw<a- I ■Mimre «wa»SM- «»
f«e ttan M»> to«.
ounde op sr wtMly Baso met» ipwvqgta
" I«o yon break «ven at this gait
l<a«>
issfurun t» oAtoem* <K- to>"
"Wlist <« ww-«fe tofere you »’• towras
ino air uaffi water «ir eue. «s im I»
igMsdSy sM»» Tito' toiaoMV»* si tt.M
be inqairod.
to yoOtaa-lf?" ta«n»ta'l th«1 to»«*»»
«tuai iM watokt of !M » wv- n i»MM
"1 repitod that f O’J not. that I wob
YtakU* «««• •» Itatoir-u’!*•■< sp ttar» -«•« •nas«' a* * • hfes koel g mnaa W« »*»
to tfeo wwtgfet ef 'M ueud «»vi tau
Stade. I»tad VM3M* ‘Atafe ywa Vto Y iMiri'UO V
(B deb’ and hopelessly so.
« re I ««»
ye fe «edsi»
ytiur ife» Sasf) -eato« «ad a »•« .-«*«»>
• Then- os wud us « very aerea way
Had psMtai-Ato
"It 1» tta* are» t. I «Mgs ■»« u<to«t«tx *4^- ItaHM Mto>
is* ef tka- mos ig laasjMi * » fers»
■«t yon keep toita *p yoo’ll land in rbff
Tka< olukca h»«S*«ta .* are aatoaai «ata
a> (p r- d the jetaret.
iba- vill doulsMto« Maa thug aa
ul dream »g
T m «. jm «•»eggst»
fslfti tenriary
"Y o M’ litatai*!” r«si««n»d Mta1 ffireow s « sm *W'«*A i ttasd iMfeto lay-WM- -.«N*
VM ties 8A»«to IM tue» endA* < m b *
"I 'baoked b n> Cor bls con«>ltatlofe SOI aoeud tig* aoax»- • «S m *
*• wm n««aff»F
Y«(ta fe-art wife« 41 ri4» «■•««*« ’ 'Vhg. bw
«ao cto»«o w ’
»*• «rtlclff <> m».» «*««« by 'tab tad mm tta»« it as tgr.voifel i.g«» >■ gv'M tat* M «t
t%wiuia '?*•*
• <**■*» <iA |t
"My
lufegs
•»HO
feff
•*«*«•
Boarffettw
■
••
«•
oeortd m »* b w »ff •'«•«I a /
I taxt taunoi’a« rari«to» he rm « m » «ft» st ■> «««<••
"Whuf la Ih. limiter with yog. ifeiafe? •■>*8« <*> p«Mir ad a isMitaMMtto. bi* •
rm * . feut ia tats a<«tat» I* «a«* aorta miti'V e ’
ff' I* 1 teeff 'hfey »
g i • ff . •«! the young w-imiii, I timi
at a*-••• a taw*»d 'DM«ssnata»«f
*• p«p* «oo* •*«• »*« »»a* «
Y'-il d->ii t *• • tn to have liei'fe ffrlfeff
Qgokta Iff ' I“' running I...... I - '
**g
v
«4
RM*
tffi"
b
'«tuff
fffll
ov>Tlt.*r<l
tlo-y
ff
tata
a
titr
,
I
i
idxty «»re ««Matos' •■«.’ «¡Mta
"» felt
(M?
Ing."
“
Well,"
said
Farmer
Corntoasi-I,
Itato •
nfft.Iff f*’it>i*’ffta» «'• •**«
•
t>V lisnilv and srn -
Ms formfffe «IA« •«' •••* •••
•a*. ’tiBG'a <>dff tta taM ita»A«w.
"Your
letter!
’
-••
th«
patlegt
"tl#n
summer
boarders
littered
the
feff -
fftr-a 'ffff- of to
' •• »♦' '■
r ffg’.-r :i1 (
Mfe'IUff •• •*«** •• lf 1
*nl
"You said I had only a few week« to i Tffff I ■»«« «• >taiy 'ttota toM ifeive |
. • ■ ■ -ui fet-"'ff • ffff r- «tlL4| an<l V Vkfj
notion to «us R u the place up#rribl<- wl'b tln-m tTfftafef «4
Rvll't « thff ••• t*»t I I d ff.'fe I
>• S:
Joffff * A*«»*«*»
I gg ff-'fe' ' ' ’**'’*'• '> ' ••'>'•1 that b'-wtl out of water. Ho long as the eia last year. Mr an' ma don«- tbe lieat live."
[ ntyr I toM ’Nff, I RM (tot give bl«
feta, .»‘«4 '«•’>
"Are you
in a «'tigl- «•■•ir a Bgff may «|>r:ik 1?.- mouth and nostrils do not get
we
could
to
burn
’
em
all
In
the
<
‘
<s>k
tub-
’•ell. wfe* are
•• -And • u !«'•**« M* • ;<•••»• 0» ....... ii .rd» and give 1,2(K> linn«!
fits.' lie theg «Riff
stove, but they do a>-« tu tu keep turnin’ wrote you
g
nW*S'- I Inf'vrm—I hit* t>at shakes. The total energy dispersed In merged tlo-re Mr " danger.
I youT I r^ltivl: My na*e ia fflilll-
lion
In
tlie
hills
aud
you
would
lie
all
up."—Washington Star.
I £| np to 1 « time ■
In thia fashion alone during fifty years
rlglit ’’
* C I van.' Aiti't j"U Jolm 1. Sullivan, th«*
d«»d<tffi that Institution He grunted would be ®iffl«-ient to ral««- 2..7M) tons
^«•Ilng in fair««.
I ■ r« |«ly t • p itl<-nt ^»,’W the letter »logger '' I diaclalm«-<i all title to tli.it^
»1 we separated If W had a»k«J tne
na-
Women cyclists fimi progress dlffi« ult front uu <I« t tl-e ts-dclothes ami gave It I •ri<! told him that I was Arthur Sulli­
van. ’Oh, Arthur Hulllvau,' ha said;
R
I had escape«! tbe p«w«rbouse he SHOES POLISHED IN RAO TIME.
w ar In tbe streets of Cairo, unies» they are to th« doctor.
would DO '1®bt have g«.t an answer
preceded on foot by a dragoman, who
’ll-aim«!” - r1< <1 that(jentl«man, as ’are you the man aa put "lTnafore" tm
0' rather » gratifying way <>f
that would have tickled him to death." Esperience on Mhoeblack’s Htand When
cost clears a way by the aid of a very ser he glanced at It. "This was meant
a Hand Organ Came Along.
my composition. I snfl
de»«-riblng
I Q man
>.»n
My assistant ml*
vi< ••:«' €>•’ 1
will--h «.
1 fr« -ly an i for auo'h«^
"Jus t after I bad got comfortably set-
•Well.
’ returned the citizen, ’I’m
Tl&u«»ads ot Islands
’
Tee.
’
Indiscriminately on tlie obstructing pla.ed th« <• 1 Tf-ttera.
’
u
oue of the leather cushioned
tied In one
Between Mxlagafe-ar and tl
M
-l'>gs si.-l i^l-l
The young man at once sat up In bed sorry you ain't John Rnlllvan. But.
»aid Mr.
-Mr. Billing'^* “there
ebnirs," said
still, 1 am glad to see you, anyway,
of India there are about lff Otm
and mad** a rapid recovery,
-ng tbe street oue of those big
came along
Amtmr In limisi« Otlumbla.
only
>»f rehlcb ,r*
for whom LfeTs have a drink.' ”
Am!
what
of
the
patient
piano
k’sns
li a v>. ■ e
a < aill-
most of which are capable of i
Valuable discover!«-* of axuber have Die direful prognosis waa Intended?
Municipal HulTrage for Women.
,pe x and haltol right In front. It waa
Ing population.
been made in British Columbia, which. Indlght««! with the report that Oo
Women who occupy torus«1» subject
a two-chair stand, ami there were two
It
la
claimed,
will
be
able
to
supply
lb«
Pretoria.
Journ In the hills would aet him right. to taxation In Montreal, Cauada. either
General Mile« »• • Pistol Bb<>*.
men on it I w an tbe only customer up
Tbe town oC Pretoria Dietim m-.ng pipe maker* of tbe world witb axuber he started st once, and live years later a* lessees or owners, have, by the new
Gen. Nelson A. Mlle« never neglect at tlie me eut, and the two each took
htdges A f'"“" Which ©grow eTory for 100 y«-ara.
»«• alive and In fair health Youth's charter, full municipal suffrage.
to put
where
Iti
wild
profusion,
and
•
trains
(’«»inp« olon.
aae
"They had Just l«egun tbe polishing
day at
Folaoned fey «ample Pille.
the alien tbe hand organ U-gan to bout of < bar wal^ f'°* «loan th-- sides of
queme y'“* uf tbe l”£)
A child waa eerionaly polaoned IB
Not s«i He Told.
army
Loncyann Ix>u.' Instantly tbe two the bro«<l stinta, which are la id out In
Ev«-n in thia enlightened tlfftta, when Middletown. Conn., recently by eating
M < king artists swuw In with the mu- atrn gbt lines.
Atotatrnllfen Bank Holidays
a»
a->- told that femininity la not baeia- «ample pill» left ou douratep« by a dia-
Tbe iu st su> < «-«« tu I ailM'at* nienti
•"m that ou.O*itb many
s
Western Australia h»» thirteen taaas
t
ful
Isrforr tbe age of 9u, aud baa «Mtly tributi ng agent
troth aud half faiaeb.^xL
,ual rag time variations at their own.
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