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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (May 12, 1900)
Eugeae City Gaard. I HARVEL AMONG MEN. The Old Cane Pole. from the electrodes on the front of ths Ob the eld cane pole—bow my heart beat machine was a copper bar. four feet long. One end of It rested on the wood When high I used to »wing It in the day» <»»• en floor of the table upon which tue by patient sits. The patient then placed Where the bending rathe» and tbt long his foot upon the end of the bar and lake gr»»a held It there, making the connection for j Furnnhed hiding place» for the hungry the current It was not necessary for ba»» I him to remove bls shoes or any part of When a great big lunker that wa» tempt ing fate hl» clothing. When the current wa» turned Into him the only sensation he ; Telegraphed a meaaage that be bad the bait had consisted In the hair becoming erect and rigid. Thl» was caused by , ’Twa» a »weet sensation that d »tir the »oul— the exit of the current which, passing flpattin' in the rushes with an old cane through the cells of the hair and tilling pole. them, stiffens them until they looked | like tiny bar» of Iron, lu the case of My whole anatomy with laughter thr£ls a woman her hair would have stood To see a rod and reel and the other frills straight out after this fashion, even The hifalutin' artist brings into play thoueh It be four feet In length. “I To snake out bass in a scientific way. mad'e*a photograph the other day of a He’ll look around with a pitying sm’Je woman whose hair 1« twenty inches At the fellow fishing in the good old style, long while she was sitting in this cur But in every case I will bet my roll rent," said Dr. Roberts. "If the hair 1« That be won't be in it with the old cane pole. wjt while the patient Is In the pool, and the room Is darkened, it will glow with Oh. the old cane pole—there’» nothing »0 a‘brilliant blue flame. The other day fine Aa to feel a bass tug on a good stout line. For if you've got your nerve and you work it right You are sure to land bitn in a good square fight; And when you're going home you won’t have to guess Where yOr fish are c-osaing from—you’ll have a mess. Ho let '.he fancy fisherinej ca0 and troll, yBut 1 will spat tl.® rfiflRfl with 75 cane pole. —Clflcu»® ¿efl.rfl. humok of the week Easy to Ones» He,7i Ostend-Do 1 get a blk, P.w-Well, It depend», L*? Ostend—Depends on wh./ Paw-Why. the bonnet mother »elects. If ibe straw and Cower». yoll r bike. If she selects ordi^./ with a single quill, then yuu over by a wagon or cart are entitled to the Protection of the law. This Is a sensible decision a» well as sound law. STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN While the bicycle Is not »o popular a» PASSES 800,000 VOLTS OF ELEC L. !.. OÀMPBILL. PrvfriM«». OF THE PRESS. at first It has come to stay and must be TRICITY THROUGH HIS BOOT. I accorded Its legitimate right» upon the EUGENE CITY -------- OREGON. Odd, Curious sud Lsughsbls Pbssss | highways. The old rule of the road, re •f Human Nature GrupAically Por quiring all vehicles drawn by horses to Before a Gathering of Medical Men a Taking life May la some peaple'a ex- keep to the right, has been In force so Information While Y0B u trayed b> Eminent Word Artiste of I ht. Louie Doctor Proves that High cuae for lazi near Mr. Spellem. of Highland0,a long that ail drivers, sober aud in their Our Own Day A Budge* of Fun. Voltage Currents Are Not Necessa "Dere Sur-Please tell m« sense», obey It by force of habit Its rily Death Dealing. If Texas can control tba Dusts so can holesumest food fer children* exteus.on to the bicycle Is, therefore, CFlrst Artist-Dld Mobley make you other States. But will they? You will flnd doughnut» . k ._ . natural, easy and the most just solu Dr. Heber Roberts, of St. Louts, be any offer for your last picture? "holesomest” articles of tion of the new problem that can be fore a gathering of medical men in that Second Artist-Yes; be said he ’ d give The new atyle of diamond la oval. more American. furnished. No one will be compelled to city recently, proved that G00.GU0 volts me a new canvas for the one 1 bad Tint the price remains at the same old acquire a new habit or conform,—to a of electricity could be passed through The Roadside Ide. round figure. spoiled. ________ ’ new law. Hungry Hlggina-What 1, ti- J the human body without Injury to It... The Emblem. and that the popular belief that high “progressive dinner»" the 1 It la harder to dress an old thought "Horseshoeing has gone up In price. According tu the Chicago Journal It crats Is havin’? In new language than It la to think up has been impossible to locate i^pousl- voltage currents were death dealing "Well, can't you let the blacksmith Weary Watkins-W’y. y0„ I is a fallacy. According to Dr. Roberts, a new thought. take a whack at good luck once In a billty for the demand for balf-cent the Injurious possibilities of a current soup at one place, your fish „T 1 pieces. This Is strange, for It was depends upon Its amperage, and the whl^?” place, your meat at the next nkJ Aa good and almple a way as any for thought there could be no proposal In voltage when prjjierly handled Is with "An' dog-bit at the next pLZ*] people not to lose their head, la to juat Increasing Anxiety. connection with the cbeapeuing of our out the power to kill or even Injure "This don’t-worry button is a fraud.' dianapolls Press. I keep their thinking caps on. monetary system too small for some any one. The experimenter attracted "In what respect?" The Lot of Wo*aa one to father IL It is gratifying to much Interest among professional men "Why every fellow that sees It wor- A man admlrea a clever woman, but know, however, that there 1» difficulty "You certainly can't call U,fcl J to ----- It U e to give he admlrea »till more the woman who lu locating the man who wishes to very sensible." make, him think be la clever. "No. it seems to be decreed tw bring the United States down tu the woman may not show good lia 1 lev! of that ofJJ,’l’>n or Turkey. The When a trust trlea to feather Ita neat Ottoman monetary sj^tem Is evidently a good sense at the same UIU.-J from eggs It la certainly starting In the beau Ideal of the man who would trolt Journal. n early on the raw material feature. Introduce the vulgar fraction into our «¿er Scrupulous. subsidiary coin. In Turkey the unit of ‘Agnes—Why, I don't ------ sec Eo, It may become necessary for Uncle value is the piastre, which is divided aowionJ think that a young mau caa b, J Raiu to prop that «Jor open In China Into 4U paras, while the para is di honest.® w ith a few pieces of heavy ordnance. vided into 3 aspes. As the piastre Is Grace—You would If you only worth 4.4 cents, the para is worth who was too honest to even •t* « Now that the law »aye the bicycle a little more tbau a tenth of a cent kflto. ha. a right In common with other ve ^<1 an aspe Is worth a trifle over one cQP- 9» iiHRöOo8Jö^<g> hicle», let It keep to the right aa the rwenty seventh of a cenL When an Co^Jr Iva. O wlflit a ifl-eat öfTafluí- 9. COO C30 law direct.. American In Turkey wants to feel rich ifl: a titillatone In au oij Xe> J S/Qit a rich ab.f>l|t he ««<•>• forth and buys some 2,700 ®lajB churchyard there I» an e n.iü<3’rf*s woQÿ France Is to do away with public W’W*. Qhlcb ®e spends with lYJlsh •lit-h never tfli'j, to bring a Of evO®> ¡«g; O®. executions. It will certainly do no blind over the bnr^jln counters of t®e If only a n.afl 4 ¿03 (Ji ! ¿fR t® fn •t of the n®der: "To ttr J Qinrni to give some evidence of relin oriental bazarjf} But Turkey is an <«■> of flnu ^>plil®®nd Julia HxttiJ At the e\ ¿HPO .330 quishing barbarism. aspe country a JC Aiflerica Is the lam) C ot tie t^o piX?. tblgtotoue la erected bj J of the *£{0. tfle Ofiflir. t 31 dl QXb a fl fl Q jÄtte'nj titter, James 8. Dr. Sheldon’s experiment g/iould at the <*it. Tlfl- Uufifti ^’^eu the 3ed Q0i ^13 ¿¡'CCQ^ O 'flfitetried U <1J>? mPqa flpiifl! pkfsant"-w,Zj least desOby forever the popu>r col WheÇ the ’Hi* A the IflCC <-<CB Ifl lafltiBflOOi eff tSb cliMi*) do*«. o 1 victlon that any bo® y c»0 run “ H>wa- a® JDGOy dttthl** <ff >OTJTO Called out bears to Wit täT cèrile <5 » 1>'8' Whe> the brazen ^grplat M'Ji W- ti®U. pnQ-r better than t#e eÇltffr. WrQzOc- ®r GlflJ-y, BfiJe t®0‘ teiif a c<cu# tey. frjjfii 17'.B $’0en the Gor#jf*s coo zorar i©*e at* ' "I®, flo-i tWJt >>ur flj u to J Itself ly i JOQl'gpi Ix>Si»ÿ{Qt It ff®- Wifl-. tb<‘ ■ JWM»' to 1R&7. Q Iloratio Arid tk<, cuj.fln*; <3» at hsia^D” 1 ®3»e>aa?* »• »’ja> St- Patrick drove t.5U "I 1(91« bit« to; ygt no ©mg- J Ifltes ¡0X.OTO.OOÜ a y»0 01 «SW» ‘4» « 7,i>95.eA2, qx«h jaia>a®ii. ttw » There urg many just suck fa ex sut), te< fl® cfliJiH S5CÛ SOOXIfl . l-AOMOGoC ioo.«ixao ooaoayi » d » hx 3> <xf j»a3na»»TO. jh Jhme* h«u’m D0 i shgii ob;«-] lieu young Ji-au:£ d flU' led tkflSrflg; Q -SiQBJjfli WK»-, tic- oairota ajeóte» 0- HXuDoO n i<m> - toh . tlfl-B 5jy>4® ’ !®O0* «X facO» a® am ion! 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Jifll not' vo*a> tflin®s are ig St*1 Off) IMOJo o • O 1’11 b.*fl fl®l, a flee* troff llBSbOO It Ito Mt, yet it i * ch not burn tit w s»« æoajKûotatf jar«* fri«* _ v*liom --------- It " The -a «> MM toxUBte Miro. ims J mm Oßwu oo-O rnmoQ- %'ja¿»]3-3xrtb g eg aver.* of Dr. Rol%rts Bbotild I be TOere are *ctuifl* too, I *Mn to Mflt; a* Ms- M*»«»» iftg»'U»3sc8a8^ro» <»• OOH' MD'OlIbOtootMa) »<« y atluflb*ln the«pplli*tlon of el*- My plans, as yet, mfla littl® flint. But my notions are really neteflid alsiflt *0- WMff <te •»«**««» MO S H »-MS», oHD-o tjovoOj. has>tf>»a¡h» «now*» *4000» tflt V.P to tll*lfl|*lltlC8. you'll see a fleck froflj ooooufi- 1« issflte» oooooum » MWW. teiwMte 0^(D>«r8- A *• «a* »«•» TtiSteg a»«* t* 9oCi>3ta>&dk> ig dJ4*». * dramfl fsreat 1 havflin mind, te <» m * ssn * «*» te OR50QOMJO tT i3O> 1» XW*> <MJ» Kvaay once In * till* stori* ¿re As soon 1 9 plot cgn find, M«i ■»■ i*^> Yps*» »win» ■3JtW<>sX>T00(h I»«» b»>4kht out «l'Q(t extnflordlnfry sliof- Striking, original, rflfinfl*, •TO'^&a»t (to cnm;<ny l®rbO-Ti co» * a *» «•* *** * qjjfjah'Hl io ,0j»n'0-o«ïb räoflünw «»• wno> *-i®.<* a *<** froifl Tflfi'diui-. •4 of Hah, of bl<*>dy siijj® etc., the dlfl >ou cut th* nitn'ff l<lr no m cOa o» >« q ,. . mtootsî » .flootwoncrood <o»> -**•<* »* Iflw ■***>«* Masai, teiifln* ld*«t l*ln« of fl fblp captain fur out fork Do It ovsr«ite.#nd siAtbti-« Lhope to form a stock collar«», •MmA * is SIMM «egg* |* »sia »■»*>. -* QB- lOWnftnay»'. <>■ lb* Atlflttic who 411 Into u dual 1<® v * it '{©ce <® Io:® Q It Is uov-} wxrw v <** k* I**,''* t flu»* o glio^grgt lieQv y lie had to sefXils crew Xuortnous dividends 1’11 earfl, Polichlnell* Till coupon bom* 1 hflve "to <350• ipOiM' st 'n» b»o< >»^800% J) Ob «b *9*W m *»» te«M kt* <«»*•* is«* <*»«»* »hoveling tlie di*t from the decks About • y<*r fro* Iridfly. * o ago? IO 508- V> t£» ion» *»'»< 3t> Uftt» inter •o*«ikMnM <*«*• ooano flaoo<D«M » xxxni Very Littlfl Then the weight bejjJn to get dan <*u(r <* *»• r*M Gtr o OD3'»- 30» to* iJXHbFiia* » «I» booowodjr ®Tr. •ollMold—There Isn’t flack® geron» To this be there added O tale: Or. no—I’ll jitet integt a t‘®, Q. 10 stfOaWOo » «01*0*0 »«a» mama** m ion* tn *«»rv<M te*«li. ti kk'k qi* <«■'.. f**lc* betteen g farrier and a bona "It ruins frogf In Arizona. The ol£^ Some simple gimcrac* to ÿv> ,®0 1» fflASSM1*«) tlWSMte'. Into II 1 l»M«l t*lkg 00°aKpw |O1XTO»'UO -onorodtoo *1 r. IMootnlleld (riteflnedlyi—Go a timer» believe There Is 110 doubt of IL To each I'lirgpturvil Jiri or bo>— and osrsSMtti bits* MH»*»« r flfls* fliu, 1¿ teork on thgt gen Ohit/tfftD <lr. ®®lleleld No; tltere Isn't Ft though they cun not explain from te tmajM» <sigh thet*e the frog» Tore originally 'lift Ifl bo natl < .»sio, ssstmgH, J hor^* i**C hors*. sBr.•• ogOTto- »• \fno* u»<ol03.i> ÍW« lb «‘«fib «Mhon*> -s®- -oas noxpfe > ’ijjfff-.*»» fc | hr J8b ©liter, too.—1*14*. U But tb*m^-h t»ti9i£ht let 9*-e I <«g't dte-id* yjick « Jtfua R . -------- ril(n ^|o|)g (he ||!^ of t,)e 5J4 I idea «9X9 too ftt't I« I« «8- un»' tn)' •=>t)*’O'xn)i ••cvyawio'jSi to 1» SJTOM)» IILXWW»' 0O0SD4J) S3 fl gujimtr Chiftb-» rubjcsh d'toVtilt I’ll t<M *i3vn<> CpTaMib- 0» ÎDX0 .Tpo a ITT» V» n«o-».8o? < h>nw »»rxyw«)®^ Sot m>snn> <jji> \a va<W Sl'u 1 JC 2 |f< 'cltic in *>utl««9ert Ari- Tomorrow's ogly « *«ly. cqjsipss »sr w odooo w «»a- <0»W>(H th JoMBo »iUte oK3o«la> Am»' x>£ Ifllndd. the <fia\t moiJiOO —JBfaj's Hou^ Ctteipaaidi. ¡wo< > 3nontoiw«i> M ap. o - w - oa •i 3Eb iOb® frittici® of ,®s. o • »•J»? lit tie pool ba OC myrg.l of little A uBO» □O'ocdawti TO iyo3S> -awodWo S> fl* < teM■»*<• HhnyUHi. ant> Sth SD« h<«t their 1*11«* IklM S’HTOsaaJ 'flu 3x&x ICE 3 BCbC fnfl^ *O t It ii^rv^.oi^ OßßO^ÖironftevoOy]- dtffllb Ata \tfo-» *M »0* w«* o> fa th iqiootef is aowyfl l»r fljfllfl.” Mi<l tbt Ifldt tg fl 4 Igipvvbglfl* )g It nifly <®r4, ciKinfl pofei* They don’t «*it for oooßa'n hb totj .•eo'osy* to " t *« »»■- Ono’» ft© t-vaxTOsow id) maijoa* anal .©#'.1 ¡1 S3-S! tcflik* flifllitiflll like their more civilized rjrls Yeg*Bi|flr, th* Jr-Ukch g->d£ •®) ODSg- 01 OD' HAlipdOdM W "Hfl’kt they. Indeed?" respond® 0' SMWJN tans HEdte > 'flu) to fill brethren elsewhere, but keep up the lately OPflo makln* rtiA'Imflktfl »1» 0038^)1®»’!)! J»«TO> tjOTOJ 3o U8a» T ’S p ('tyeiitie, languidly. "I didn't kw* ■flUC-Ji »'-»XW* II»' -awte ’ta> yy-JCo music by day Mi by tjjtfht. They live the view of testing the wflltj, o9 «IJ* »* owvrootfe -te r"^ya»J «uoip- aQ I the delinquent tax list had beo i-k The result vpMtfl ts fb where water comes onTy about once a walking. ■ I therapeutics. I liecnine < 90a -0<SO. Un« c-JlOlgb iXORlOXt »4vM*MBto. lb itiaMqjb Ofit of l*ied i^ain!"—Washington Star. such as to render th^r adoption by to» year. O lint it could la* done If the cur iCOD> 1$: t .an lOo^pN. icrit o wO ¡OOT tror ITO an,«' T Sli'A'ii® "They can't live over the Interim un French army for special purp<gpki I* a tT • are produced by a static ma ofQ Bov. ram x o«' ted' OOWDOagt %«£»- JIB oteffiJwiaraird iiowth Jfrfig re- der the sun baked rocks; they Qssur- ly probable. They are found to HbiEb*. lid 1 limned lately .proceeded to ~ r. •* * Mr. Brown tells me F| 41 »X» -"gaib a»3> C ?3E>' tests are ,«C> giftn» Dtstmir »®a» k J» asx sod an u * viewable not only In placing tfllgft-jp.'.' edly haven't hopped from the Colorado Italic currents tiaiW*no volume 3C'e hlg boy C beating. OI you! X)Cb O'CO rr<a<idftb 0'«* » ITO; odb JSMDUXi w'C JCD 320te£ «<tt<*ii(-iits. refort* do not kill. The city River, and they are all of a size, to wires In very rough country, but jlFo To*i®y—Course I did. His pa» ’ «ItJ TOCOS*' << loOOffle widening 2y* a v < a TOC; t 33 boot. If they didn't come from th. as a moans of quickly i^certflinlng) him t 110*0 bicycle and a dog ludd <'<’4MI>Wtl.v l| tl* lot.*«:. lb.. NR« ground or from the river, where a river can l>e safely fifldad by they must ft'ilflyjtl A®ordinili»* a wealthy apol® I’l'C» valley has CPOOOC o®1® English con have come from the skies. And that's troops. The stilt man, by 11.5 aid <ff yOO'd^'1 '"‘k1' »'0‘O' fi-Q New 1®, trol to t®< e.pg.9>r. and w hatever may what the Ilassayampers firmly be his lengthened legs, can measure ?h* tm « a« of the ■ays: "When a man marries tils career l>e the 0 0 'O''llr ln South At lleve.’’—Arizona GraplfJ. depth of the water with gi*it arttOv “I understand that Bunker R ip '"* 1» ruined l’oor ohOtJaesar, poor <Q| rlea. there will be n white race re and precision. He can feel about t|ft r<®lly the victim of ;>eople in w»'1 Bhakapears, poor old Napoleoni If to carry on tbQwurk of progress. the shallow places and thus lead Herb Farme. '<*N placed confidence." they hadn't married they might have Say. There are several kinds of fa rm a. “I guess it is so. l’oor uian. bv •• iduiiic famous. A 0la< t < igae. to balatA*. Thejitatlc current Is elec profitaU* oues, too. of which little more skinned ng.-ity-i than skiaaW What a Ko^je The reader who reiueinliera tils first Those who declaim aboutQiiults In tricity restralmirnn a condition of high meutloQls made to the public, Mauy —Ind*napolis I'reaa. No one who has not seen an African cigar, and how It affected him, may be teuslon. It Is sometimes called Fruuk herbs are grown on farm» devoted to kopje can easily realize It. It Is not a our public school» and their manage able to aymiHltUlze with the young sol A Proli fi/V" riter. little beenuaa Franklludemonatratedlts them, and they are a product not over dler lu Cuba Wio laiely tun rated one Identity with^rrestrlal electricity. It done by growers. In New York are hill so much as the stump of a hill— luent give no alarm to Dr. Wlusblp. Asklt—Whom do you regard M * what is left of it after ages of denuda- the New England Journal of Education, of bls war experiences: greatest writer of fli'W. '! Is electrical pressure without volume. acres devoted to the growth of pepper tlon, but the special feature of It 1» lie sees with satisfaction "a tendency Telllt—The weather mail.—Baltic<*l '■(Qluid learned to smoke before ri-n In Illinois are farms where the that It is almost Invariably covered It Is almost free from amperage aud mint. HUB' ' to la'ttQ teaching, better supervising, tered the service, but waa not an ex consists almost wholly of voltage l^*t castor bean w raised for the castor oil with a breastwork of bowlders. Trop American. Letter lHs>ks. better methods, and to travagaut smoker, by any means, and Ically, It Is the great Ini l-ftle messen tjuvt It contains, Many farms which ical torrents have washed away the Do you know. General. I’m told higher toued Jl'eu. Intellectually and easily fell a victim to a Job w hich one ger for light, heat and electricity from hYve At the Seat of War. hltv ’ lost - their * ‘ productiveness could lie First Corres|H>ndent .©native '*■ morally.” D«MIbtleaa lie would allow of the ottleers put up on me He went the tangible storehouse of nature. The made to grow sage, catnip, thorough earth ami all the soluble couyvouents I look five years younger when I'm on ner has arrived^but the Boer» wxftl that this tendency to Improvement la toons vyhe shops, and ordereil a large generating of the static current Is sim wort, and the other vegetable neceaai- of the rock and what Is left cdhslsts of boMeback? Tii General (gallantly)—In my o<&. him and he swallowed his dispst'i* The <jsy lu part to the frank ev;>o»ure of cigar made of the very strongest to ple. An Initial charge of Q^eetrlclty tlcsof the pharmacoiKvela. The business heaps and lines of detached masses of «andWme, Ironstone or granite. The Ion you look twenty years younger!— Second Correspondent — Oh, <*■ defects. The best friends of free Instl baeco to iie found. must tie Imparted to the armature or 1» one of the few that arc not ruined by kopjes are the Boers’ fortification» The Cigarette. that's probably m«re than the poi* tutlons will welcome all reasonable "Did yoti ever ace a Chilian ‘smoker* receiving part of the machine. The competition. Rose farms are to be and he has any number of them. would have done.-Tuck. criticism. of that description? 101» almost as plates are set In motion with artificial found In different sections of the coun Btrate^j^ --------------------------------- © black as Ink, and has the strength of power. About the revo'vlng plates a try. and there Is a svveetnMtf In this "What Is In that box yon are so care He Had to Good Resson. Indestructible. A St. Ixiula theater manager an a whole amoklugcar. boiled down. certain multjrllcatlon of the certain method of earning llvflihood. al “I’ve nothing to <$ve you. my poor ful atiouL If I may ask?" Inquired the Mrs.^’uwed (to market man>-I •» nouarea through the newspaper« that There Is a tradition that Gen. Grant eleawicttles Sakes place b.VFieInfluence though that Is not all there Is In It by man. except a piece of pie.” man who had secured the lower berth a chicken t^it I can fry. -r st»»- x mother-lD law jokes "do not go" In bls got alck on one of that kind once. Well, of one charged body upon another, with s good deal. In California some rose "That'll do, ma'am. 1 kin cat a pie, In the sleeper. roast, or fix Tip any way I like playhouse. Nlnce the days of Arlstoph Jie resulting output of static currents the officer casually pulled that <; (Jar farms are carried on to raise roses for Thanky." “That's a collection of rare snakes I Market Man Hure, mum. her** ' depending upon s|>ecd. numtier of and anes the seulle joke lias had a place out of bla pocket one day. and said Id he I rose Jelly. "Have you any occupation?" am taking to a museum. They are too you ci^do anything you like ww-u diameter of pliRes and atmospheric on the boards of the theater. Its bald would give a silver dollat to anybody valuable to be trusted out of my alghL” not hurt It.—Baltimore Americas. “Ye»'m. I'm a snow SIi( shoveler.** lieailed appearance excites disgust lu w ho could amoks IL Like a fool I took conditions. This machtn^whfch Is not Both t e<"tartan and Cyclist. "You didn't expect to get any oppor replied the man. who was preparing to more than five feet long, six feet high people who enjoy a real bit of humor. hltn up. 'Now understand.’ he said, =-~' >- -•= © Count Tolstoi Is an enthusiastic cy tunity to shovel snow tn thl» part of climb to the upper shelf. Ill nature dues not necessarily go with 'you’ve got to smoka It to the last and three feet wide. Is capable of gen cllst. He declares that he has to thank German Progrr»«. the country, did you? ” "Say. i'll trade berths with you." erating JO.OOO.tks) volts of «Jh-trtclty. his bicycle and his vegetarian diet for wit. and the joke as to mother» in law gasp ' " During the last thirty year» "All right. I'm not particular where “Nome. That'« why I come down Anybody could do the same thing un the robust health which he has so long Is founded on nothing less Ilian Ill-na has been nothing like the urban "Well, did you?" asked on. of the 1 sleep." — Chlca e< j)Trfbune. der the same conditions. This machine enjoyed. Twenty years ago his phy here. There was too blamed much of It ture. The motliera-ln law are like Hie listeners. Industrial development of rustic ' while throwing off a prodigious amount •Irian advised Tolstoi to avoid too up in Michigan.’’—Chicago Tribune. mothers, good, bad and IndlffsrenL but many except that of America F»- New Tork and Chicago. "Yen,” rejoined the young soldier. "I mostly good. How any man can love smoked It to the last gasp and the of energy, la much like a serpent whose much muscular exercise, but the pa "Rome day.” we ventured to predict has Increased In population faster Metric Hystem Adopted In Hus l v hie wife and hate the woman w ho gave first paroxysm. But It cured me. 1 fang» have Isen removed. The major ttent was obstinate, ami did exactly the By a decree of the Cxar. the metric “a man will be able to go to sleep m New York. Hamburg. In the lastfl* her birth 1» almost Inconceivable. Of have never l-evn able to look a cigar In portion vAlt» destructive force 1» sub contrary; In fact, he has overmen a ter of a century, hai tripled the •ystem of weights and measures has Chicago and wake up In New York.” dued because Its amperage Is small, course there are exceptions, but the the face since." lover of »porta of different kinder "Do you really auppjje Chicago will tier of Its Inhal ants. Betwee« t*een adopted for use throughout the owing to Ita peculiar construction. Of exceptions prove tbs rule, and the rule Russian Empire, and a commission has ever get to lie so quiet aa that'/" fal and 18P0 Cologne doubled Itself. *• la that your mother in law la entitl.-d Mr Beecher's Rercaani W aa Effective eour»e. It would be dangerous for a Just as Iff ctive. . also t>ecn organised to consider the re tered the Chicago man. In evident con zig has grown more rapidly t'-» ■ novice to attempt to perform thia ft (o your respect and gratltud«* “There la nothing like l*eing In love lu the Plymouth congregation there Francisco. The agricultural popuJ form of the Russian calendar so as to cern.—Detroit Journal. peri moot. He woubkprobably be pain to make a man gentle of eastern Germany has s" armed and thoughtful harmonise with that prevailing in ths was at one time a woman who waa a fully Injured and w'orse consequences In all hie actions." be Naturally collisions occurred Th. Part He Like» Re.». thorn tn the flesh She had a harsh the great Industrial district« other civilized countries. might ensue. The experimenter must “No-except a touch of rheumatism "Don't you admire Miss Bang’, flnlsh wesL and still these are so f#r ‘‘ tweeu wlieellin-u and pedestrians and voice and a »tiff manner of speaking have perfect knowledge and control of aa a pianist?" 0 lieing glutted that the emploF'r lietween the shoulder blades.”— liar- Irete een wheelmen and dray a and otic Her long drawn ouL dull dlsvxuiraes the machine Khaki Note Paper He must also have ac “Oh. yea; sc much that I always of these cases, that of a boy who waa wearied the congregation. Rut Mr customed himself to electric currents, per'a Ha tar out yet higher temptations to th* . Khaki letter paper Is the latest and knocked off his wneel and run over by Heecher was patient. At last tie, too. for there would be groat shock to one being ’ linen ft might be made out of the to come Into the room Just as sb. try ant to come to the city and fin Hr He llevo. I It a gart rage wagon, fourni its way iato reached the limit of endurance, and one unused to It upon getting Into the cir very material made into uniforms. labes."—Philadelphia Bulletin. work to Russians and Poles ’ They aay there la araenic In playing swurt and by appeal to the court of last evening when she sat down, after talk from Ita appearance. This may not are rising, ami hours are cuit of an X ray stream. These two card»." resurt. w hich bas recently n-ad.rod a Ing nearly half an hour, he arose, ami ■ •omlltlons compiled with. I see no ma mean that It Is altogether beautlfuL shorter. The emigration wb 6 ( “Well. "1 am the gas meter Inspector' ■decision defining ths legal rights of In hi» deep tones said slowly: "Never ■on why anybody should not perform an- merly streamed fast from t<<m>*D •ora» mighty *p ||nn ' hands lately." — Bounced — the caller. Mmtll Miscount*. «lire I uvea lu I'ennsyl vana. The deci I tbeleea. 1 still believe In women speak ibis feaL" diminishing from year to \ ■« Cleveland 1’laln I»ealer. “Come !■.” replied the man of The Rank of France last ynr dls- .Ion of the Nupreme Court In thia case Ing In meeting " Rhe spoke no more I'liere were other Interesting expert th. la Germany from being ' ;'1 bouse. " Iztdlee' Home Journal. "but I don't think you'll 'ounted In Taria Is that the bleyclo has the asm. rights T.101.S3Ü separat, meata pe formed by Dr. Roberts along Kvery railroad man's wife joshes her And conscription that the splendor » mu. b left :ft Th The plumier ‘ has jñ.¡ |7f7 pense of municipal lmpro'' IU** on the highway given by law to any than 100 francs each. In one of these tie hu»t>aad a good deal about »»me worn bills hvr 1< A good business man never makes *l>e same line. and we were- vlmte-J by burglars .b>r- Other vehicle Wheelmen must k«-ep use less acquaintance» or tell* busiu< ss plaosd a patient on a table set on legs an where be gets bis meals at the othat hand-ln hand w ith the eV «-' have anything tn aay to t (a the right, and m do.ng so if run I’ of lbs purest elactrlcal glass. Ruanioe end of his run. mule »ay It to hl» faca. Sorth increase of the towns In tuerv I»**’ I population. • -— .... — ÏL h X k