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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (May 12, 1900)
HAWAII . Veliev« me. in tbit lovely land, r’*' him beauty tnulet on every band, fragrance from tbe ba.my THEY ARE TRYINO TO PROVE that sleep is a matter of habit . SEW TERROR OF SEAS IHE GATHMANN WARSHIP MAY $5 w atch tn th» world. ‘Tlav» you I watch at $5?' 1 asked. 'Tea. air,' said | th« clerk, and be banded me a very □eat timepiece eased tn oxidized steel You will And that just as good as any thing you can get for flve time, th« ' amount,* he remarked, opening tin track and showing me the works. 'I looks all right.' 1 said, 'but oil secom thought I believe I'd like sotuethluy better.' 'Well, here are some filled case w atches,' be replied, 'that .re sei! w 1th a thirty year guarantee. The ease can’t be distinguished from solid gold, and tbe movement Is fully standarized and tested for heat aud cold. It la a watch we couslder very cheap at 825.' 1 pried open the back case and out dropped a little disk of paper, on which the thirty year guarantee was printed ‘This watch Is as well made In every particular,' It said In preamble, ‘as th« average $1O(> chronometer.' “ 'What kind of a chronometer can a man get for $100?' 1 asked. The lx*st lu the world,' replletl the clerk, enthusl asttcally. 'Here is one now. You o™ serve Its thinness and general elegance As far as the movement Is concerned II Is simply impossible to produce any thing better? " 'All right,' I said; 'I'll Invest on that assurance? and I picked up the tinclad machine and laid down $1.50 T have your word? 1 added, 'that this Is the lx*st watch on earth? 'No, you haven’t!' he exclaimed; '1 didn't say anything of the kind'? 'Don't you SHE LOOKED FOR A BARGAIN. FEATHER FARMS, When »lie Fouad It »he Doubted if It Was tbe Heat Thing. Ostrich Cultlvstlon ss It Is Carried On in Routh Africa. One of the chief treasures South Af She was a pudgy, bright-faced little woman, and she was burning for bar rica possesses Is the ostrich, and great gains. It was Saturday, aud as she numbers of the birds are yearly raised walked along on Wabash aveuue with because of their magnificent plumes. J^yjeclusion from tbe fearful ray. Has No Armor Plat«, Is Low in Water a friend ••xplalue«i that there were bar The farm devottnl to the raising of os <*,’7,.ai;ngly await with fond delight, and la Almost Invisible to tbe Knemr gaius to t*e had, so she beard, at a cer triches Is not, as might t*e Imagined, ^rviebiug shadows of most welevmo — Mounted with Guns Firing Terrible at easy of management as one on which tain plcture frame store. ** • Hawaii. Explosive«. "Where is It?" said the pudgy woman. wild cattle roam. The birds are ths J ® "Right up stairs here," said the most willful and obstiuate creatures on BjW besutlful the grandeur, how sub friend, halting suddenly before a stair earth, and tbe lot of tbe ostrich farmer Louis Gathmaun, tbe Chicago Invent Is hard, indeed. ease. lint» .. « or of the Gathmaun guu aud tbe terri After the eggs are hatch»«!, great care TH. luring loveliness of tbit favored "AH right, let's go up," answered the ble gun cottuu explosive, has iuveuted has to lie taken of Hie "chicks." The dime. other d«*clslvely. a battleship which be believes is capa Where wW born beauty In profusion Tiie two women went up stairs, birds suffer from mysterious Ills In ex ble of carrylug tbe Gathmaun guu and Ilea wlnjie they fouud tbe clerks all busy. treme chihlluHxl that carry them off by wrecking any warship afloat with a does ber best to please the ¿3d nature 1 lie manager, wtio wore a big diamond flocks, nml In adult agt* are so quarrel single shot. Should It prove practica ryes* Hawaii. ring, sat at 11 desk writing. He Imiulred some of temper ami brittle of leg that ble It will revolutionize sea lighting. the amalgamation Is all too frequently what ti^geouhl do for the visitors. Gathmaun has proceeded u ( kiu the the the cause of an untimely end. Little rsJiant daytime and the twilight “ We are looking for a bargain coun ory that a tlghtlug boat is merely a guu r>» night, Hottentots nr«* employe«! to herd the ter in tills place, ” said the pudgy «volli carriage. Tbe guu's tbe tliiug. after woodlands and the valleys an, utiabashe«! by the diamond, The chicks an«l fe«*d them when they are ru» ,hady all. aud auy contrivance which will reiuly to go out of doors, and tliese cus bright. manager was amus«*«! and Interested. transport oue of these destroyers most -h wealth of colors, ever-changing, new, todians l*clng of tin* same lazy nature “ We have 9 few bargains. ” be said, quickly aud effectively Is ihe battle Ittract attention and command the view, bestirring himself to place chairs for ns their elders, are a dreadful trouble ship of the future. oateutatious birds so well supplied to the farmers. One ot their vagaries the customers. And then he proceed«*«! With gaudy costumes and with lavished Gatbmanu's Invention Is a ship with- I Is to n«*gl«*ct their charges, another to to bring out half the stock of picture ¿¡ide» out armor, with wide sailing radius frames. The fragrant blooms, bewildering and aud extravagant speed, mounting huge , "How much Is this?" Inquired the fair, guns aud a few rapld-tirers to ward off The pleasing perfume of the languid air, pudgy ivoman^*. last, as site picked up torpedo-boats. It Is designed to hurl 1 all inapire my soul to lofty Hights, a brown frame with gilt beading. gun cotton at the enemy, and relies on inj as I soar my humble muse indites. "That is a great bargain," smiled the Hawaii. a single well-placed projectile to put manager. “We will Just now furnish any ship afloat out of action. -Leslie Collins. you that frame with glass and all com Tiie new ship has the strict monitor plete for 5» «*ents.” type forward for about one-third Its “But 1 don’t want brown; I want black." she said. I JUST A HINT OR TWO. • "We haven't black. And this suits your picture admirably.” An experiment that is as strange as beds might be almost Indefinitely ex “Now, 1 want to know,” said the It is interesting is being tried by an tended. Pu4j*y Httle woman, "la this really a organization of students in several Tbe theory upon which the members bargain?” RS. WESTON, widow of 23 American universities, whlcQ has for of the association are working Is that "Madam!” ejaculated the manager * kill them !>«*<.ause they are troublesome. it will yet be possible for them to gain years, was seated upon tbe its purpose tbe lengthening of working reproachfully. When tiie chicks grow ^p. as they piazza of ber pretty summer hours. This experiment Is based up such complete »control over the body as "Well," said the woman, "if you put t speedly do. they take their revenge up- to keep part of the system at rSt on the belief that sleep 1s, to a large I cottage reading. In the frame and tl®glass aud the cord | ou their whilom guardian. They steal Tbe afternoon was warm, and she extent, a matter of habit and that It while tbe other part Is engaged In its an«! the screw to hang It ou—every their food, they scare them, aud would labors. In this .way any unnecessary was attired in a dainty white muslin can be lessened materially If proper tiling complete—aud seud It C. O. D.J 5qualm and kill them If tiie children did WAR8HI F ON THE MONITOR FLAN. GATHMANN'S dresa She was a very pretty widow. care of tbe system Is taken. They be- waste of vital energy would be I'll take It." not carefully keep out of their way and avoided. He0busband. Col. Weston, had been When the pudgy woman and her wield tbe "tackey" when they eneoun- lieve that rules can be devlsed b.v length. That Is, It Is sharp-prowed, claim that It Is as good ns any $5 watch They are alsoRrylng to discover how dead two years, and she had just re and tbe freeboard, or the distant*«* from going?' I asked, polnTng to the state friend reached the street lit last the , ter th1®Irate birds. This Is®, weapon turned from an extended trip abroad. which they will be able to reduce tbdji sleep may be made most advantageous. former said with a sigh: “I wonder . without which the most valiant man Is sleeping hours to a minimum consist They believe th« people do not sleep the sheathed d«*ck to tbe water line, is tnent on the box lid. 'Yes but---- > People remarked that she did not fret ent with ^ltlnued health and they are wii^ly; that In Ignorance they pass ; very slight It Isdulmost awash, as ‘And you Just assured me? I continued. now if that renily was a bargain? I as a baht* before an ostrich that Is much about ber loss. vicious. It Is simply a braucli of mi they say at sea. When lu motlou this That the $5 watch was tbe e«iual of What do you think?” Why should she? Not likely the pret working bard to bring ibis condition of many hours in^nmber and yet extract An«! the manager was laughing over mosa. w ltb the prickles left on Hi«* head forward deck is usually under water. things about anything at five times th«* price. That from that sice?) the minimum of rest. ty schoolgirl of 18 married the million- If tbe vessel picks a bone In her teeth gets us to $25, and the tilled ease guar flu* manner In which Ills Joke In selling ! of It. When the ostrich runs amuck Although there Is probably no neces For Instance, It has been found that sire Colonel for love. It would certainly be washed by tbe autee states specifically that the $25 a 83 frame for 59 cents hail been re the "tackey” Is brnmllslied In his face; tr the bed Is not constructed properly he shuts Ids eyes Instinctively to avoid Tbe front door-bell rang, and she had sary connection between a lack of reived.—Chicago Inter Ocean. waves caused by sw:ft motion. waters ns well mad«* as a $100 chrono reived. the long prickles, and the attack«*«l vic-* barely $She to twist her bair up when sleep and a brilliant career It is never one cannot get the best results from Tbe vessel has dimensions approxi meter? He stuck out firmly that each tlm promptly dotlges film as he pro Paulette, the French housemaid, an theless a fact that many of the most the hours of repost. It is. of course, mating those of the warship of the of the four assertions was gospel truth. ceeds on bls headlong and Infur'ated eminent men spent less hours in their bad to sleep upon the back, but it is Texas type. She Is about 850 feet over nounced Walter Courtenay. “But he wouldn’t stand for that logi I rush. She turned to greet him with eyes beds than most of us. It Is no unusual even worse tx> sleep in such a position al, with about forty feet beam. The cal conclusion. I told him he ought to that the stomach is 1» high as the The ostrich Is on such a big scale all thing for Edison to work thirty-six sparkling and cheeks aglow. warship has a proportion of on«* lu live be arrested for ashing $100 for a w atch round that he Is a most formidable “Ob, Walter!” she exclaimed, raptur hours continuously at a single problem head and!the feet lower* than both. In between length and beam. Thus tbe which I could prove by his own admis There ously. “1 am so glad to see you. Be and seldom does be do more than the same way If the spring of the bed Wisconsin, with a trifle under 400 feet sions was no better than one valued at country are scores of places tn thlr creature to deal with In peace or ugli where only one mail comes ev ness. Twenty four tu-gj's eggs go to the seated.” He grasped both her bands snatch an hour or two of sleep when yields to the weight of ihe body too in length, would have some sixty live $1.50. That tangle«! his brains In a ery fourteen days. Incloses him as a chick, so one that ' mid pressed a kiss upon her fair fore exhausted nature proves too strong for readily, tlia* sleeper will be In a kind of feet lu width. Gatbmanu’s ship has hard knot, and 1 oj,cape«l while be was The Russian form of salutation is 1 that before he Is hatched lie Is a hand- Humboldt, the great German hollow whether he Iles on his back or this proportion extended to about one head. “Walter!” she cried, "you forget him. still dazed." brief, consisting of the single word I fill. Ills height Is huge; with his two- 1 am no lotgjger a schoolgirl. You must philosopher, rarely spent more than bis side. If he lies on his back his In seven. The reason for this Is to In feet are too high, and If he lies on bls four hours In bed, and Llttre, who lived hot do such a thing again.” crease the speed capacity. She Is con OUTPUT OF BESSEMER STEEL "praschal,” said to sound like a sneeze. toed feet lu* can stamp and kick with side the spine Is so ba.l’y curved thr>$ The Otahelte Islander will twist the 1 tremendous force; li«* runs as swiftly as He was a tall, handsome fellow. He to be 80. thought that to spend more structed aft of the armor belt and gun the sleep Is actually a detriment to the Last Year's Product nearhed the Maxi end of the departing guest's robe and I a horse, anil his Btupldlty Is colossal. than five hours a day In sleep was and Mrs. Weston (Constance Keith) station much like the torpedo-boat of mum in Our History. health rather than an advantage. then solemnly shake hia own hands to-day, with a curved deck reaching Were born and bred In the old town of shameful self indulgence, Jules Verne The American Iron and Steel Asso three times. LAW AS INTERPRETED. should be In order to obviate this it down to the water line and curved ciation has collected the statistics of Lynne, and although be was tbe son of Is another believer in the virtues of lit construct- seen that the springs are so tle slumber. Although be reads until Very young lambs are as like at ’ peas stern. Her propeller wells are covered an earl and she only a vicar's daubster T«> mnke a person "learned In the tbe production of Bessemer steel rails She displaces about 4,5o0 tons and in the United States lu 1899. No ac j In a pod to everything, except tbe noses law” within the meaning of a constitu they bad always had a very friendly late Into tbe night, he is at his desk at ed that they are stronger at the center Then, the of their mothers. A hundred ewes at dawn in summer and by 6 o'clock in than at the head or foot draws sixteen feet, to some twenty- count Is taken of the comparatively feeling toward each other. She often tional provision prescribing such learn I ■ecalled tbe many happy times they winter. Lord Wolseley, like Bismarck mattress should be moderately hard two for the Texas on an 8,000-ton dis small quantity of stnndnrd rails and pasture, with land's of tiie same size, ing as necessary to make one ellglblo I lad together, when be in boyish ad- and Von Moltke, has always got along and the pillow should not be too high. placement Her engines are aft and str«*et rails made by manufacturers will make no mistake atxiut their chll- to be Judge, It Is held. In Jamieson vs. miration told her she was the most very nicely with little sleep and the list If these conditions are obtained it will w«® in the hull. Her coal bunkers and from purchased blooms or rerolled [ dren that Is if the children have once Wiggin (S. I».), 4(1 L. R. A. 317, that he accepted as their own. Some beautiful girl under the sun and tbe of men wbo have made a name in the be possible for a person to obtain the quarters for officers and men are abaft from old steel@*alls. No Clapp Grif ! been times It bappeus that for no^lsible rea must lx* admitted to practice, or enti greatest amount of benefit from tbe woriw In spite of tbe fact that they only girl be could make his wife. But tbe armor belt. fiths works were In operation In 1899 son a ewe rejects her lamb, and cannot tled to lx« admitted, as an attorney at «beu he was sent to college, and old #lve been almost strangers to their hours devoted to rei>ose. Speed of Thirty Knots« and only one R«>lx*rt Bessemer plant 1 be Induced to owu It. If site has twins law In the State. Colouel Weston, wbo bad always ad- Persons staying at a hotel under a She Is of light steel construction, fol was active Four Tropeuas plants were she may owu one mid reject the other. Sill« her, asked her to become bls of all your friends has seemed to the position suited to my eminent abili lowing the modem method of using at work In that year and all were em contract for a special rate which Is giv I The Q&en of England was hardly 21 «ite. she forgot all about Walter and think very highly of you; one who nas ties. Here came my undoing. thin metal in preference to heavy tim ployed In the production of st«*el cast when she wedded Prime Albert. Her en to all who stay longer than a week "I bad been there nearly three months ber. But her sides are not protected ings. The Ingot statistics Include the accepted tbe Colonel. But Walter did known you many years; one who is not are held. In Meacham vs. Galloway aot appear to fret much, for It soon be •after money.’ Of course you will think when the daughter of the most promi against an ordinary tleld rifle of to-day. production of a few thousand tons of eldest son, the Prince of Wales, was (Tenn.1, 46 L. R. A. 319, not to lie guests not 22 when lie married Princess Alex for whose property the landlord Is an taine known that he was engager, to of tbe one 1 have In mind, then go and nent citizen of tbe town died. She She could be bulled if broadside on by Bessemer steel castings. undra. The late Czar of Russia was Insurer, but to tie boarders, for tin* loss “Etti Clark," a star opera singer. So propose to her, and I’ll wager she'll was a leader In all church and society an old-time muzzle loadlug. smooth The total protluctlou of B«*ssemer there was still that friendly feeling be tell you she has loved you many events, and extremely popular. The bore. Her speed la to be not under steel Ingots In 1899 was 7.586.354 gross only 22 when he married Princess Dag of whose property he Is liable ouly lu mar. the sister of tbe Princess of obituary notice I got up for tbe occa tween them. mouths." twenty three, and in forced draught ii’iis, against ti.iui9.oi7 tens In 1888« Wales, who was 20; King Humbert of case of negligence. me to sfon was alxuit the best 1 could do. It may run up to thirty knots. Speed ami showing an Increase In 1899 of 977,337 “Pardon me, Connie,” he said, seating "Has she ever spoken well of Tbe burden of proving j^stlflcatlon or Italy was 24 when lie wedded his ilmself in a cozy rocker, “but 1 was so you?” asked the unsuspecting young really was fine. and with it I wrote a the low freeboard are her strong tons, or over 14 per cent. The produc legal excufti* for killing another with a queen, Margherita, and the Emperor delighted to see you I could not help man. "She has told me that she 1 loved 'splurge' bead that I think was all right, points. She presents almost no target, tion of 1899 was more than twice the uf Austria at the age of 23 married deadly weapon Is held, lu Tucker vs. ft It's about a year since 1 last saw you; that you were her ideal of perfec too. and is flb swiftdls to be able to choose production of 1894 and was almost Princess Elizabeth, who was at the State ex rel. Johnson (Md.), 46 L. It. A. "The paper‘was printed Thursday her own position for attack. tion iu man. and the only I Ol son she you, I think.” twice the production of 1896. Of the time only sweet ltl. The Belgian king 181, to be on the defeudant lu nu action night aud that morning I was sum “A year and two months,” corrected could ever make her husband.” The main dependence of the Gath Ingots produced In 1899 Pennsylvania was married at 18. !he late King of by the relatives of the deceased for “Then my happiness is not a thing of moned to Detroit I left most explicit maun warship Is, of course. Its battery. made 8,968,779 tons, Ohio 1,679,237 Connie. "Do you thluk 1 bave causing his death, where the killing instructions with the foreman and sup Back of one single plate of armor will tons. Illinois 1,211,246 tons,other States Spnln at the age of J) the first time, was done with a ilendly weapon while ebanged ?” the past" be said. end married Ida recor.d wife when he “The future will tell,” she answered. posed I could trust him. Naturally 1 be mounted a gun which will throw 727 '192 tons. "You are prettier. If possible.' was only 22. Tbe German Emperor was the victim was attacking a third per was out early next morning to get a qisi pounds of gun-cotton at the enemy "Is she rl®, Con?” “Silly as ever; tell me about your- The production of all kinds of Besse ouly 22 when he married Princess Au son. copy of my paper. I got it and uever at each fire. The shell will leave tbe mer steel rails direct from Ingots by “She is far from being a beggar.” A statute making a railroad company raelf and everyone. You are iny first gusta Victoria of Schleswig Holsteln- came so near fainting In my life. That muzzle at the rate of 2.000 feet a sec the pr«x!uc«*ra of Bessemer steel Ingots Augustenburg. "Young? ” Are liable to an employe Injured by the neg borne. visitor since 1 returned scoundrel had given the obituary no ond. A single discharge of this gun In 1889 was 2,240,767 gross tons, "fRhnparatively.’* ($1 married to Flfl yet?" More people over 100 years old are ligent act of a fellow servant Is upheld tice the most prominent pine« In tbe will be equal to a broadside from tbe against a similar production In 1898 of "I’retty?” “No; let us change tbe subject. Do found In mild climates than In the high lu Tullis vs. Lake Erie and Western sheet as I told him. but I bad written "People call her very pretty." Oregon, or about 25.000 foot tons One 1,955,427 tons and 1,1114.399 tons lu er latltu«l«‘s. Ac<*or«ilng to the last cen Railroad Company, advance ali«*eta U. /ou think I look well?” "Then my happiness Is complete. the headline 'One More in Heaven.' He shot w*ll directed. Mr. Gathmaun be 1897. The maximum production of sus of the German empire, of a popula S. p. 136, agalust the contention that "To tell the truth you don't loos It denies such corporations the equal Only for you, C®inle, I'm nfrald I'd be had made It ‘One More In the Oven.' lieves, will wreck tbe most formidable Bessemer steel rails by the producers well." "i here was nothing to be done. 1 got armored warslilp ever constructed. of Be-gj*mer st«*el Ingots was reached tion of 55,000,000 only 78 have passed protection of the laws. The court holds "Nor 1 don’t feel well either. You come a rusty old bachelor.” And as he the hundredth year. France with a back as soon as possible, but my fore Two or three guns will befpounted on In 18! Ml. Tbe year of next largest pro population of 40.000,000 has 213 centen- that the |>ecullar basards In the opera see, Connie, 1---- ” His voice quivered. bade her "good afternoon.” he was so happy be looked as If he would have man bad gone and left no address. I tbe main battery, each with a bore of duction was 1887, when 2,044.819 tons arlans. In England there are 146, In tion of a railroad Justify the separate bls face^usbed. put in the day explaining, offering to sixteen Inches. were made. Of the total production of Ireland 578 and In Scotland 46. Sweden classification of such corporations. She took both his bands in hers and liked to repeat his former offense of print the whole Issue again, aud did Space covered by the high sea upon Bessemer rails In 1899 Pennsylvania has 10 and Norway 23. Belgium 5. Den said gtntly: "Come now, Walter, you kissing her, but he dared not—yet One of the peculiar features of the When be bad ^jfone Mrs. Weston everything I could to square the thing, Gathmaun ship Is its so-called armor made 1,224,807 tons and other States mark 2, Switzerland none. Spain with the border of a State, to the extent of must tell me all. You know you can but I was done for In that town, and trust your old schoolmate, your truest leaned back In her chair aud laughed belt The vessel has no armor proper, 1,015,960 tons. s population of 18,000,000 has 401 per three miles from the shore. Is held, lu merrily. "It's not leap year, but then sold out soon afterward. friend." The total production of rails In 1899 sons over 100 years of age. Of the 2,- Humboldt Lumber Manufacturers' A» but a part of It Is protects ’ by an ar “The scouml'SI who ruined me had will Include rails made from o^en- 250 Inhabitants of Servla, 575 have s<x-iatlou vs. Christopherson (C. 0. App. '(ih. It's nothing. Con, only—well— I had to give him a hint or two," she the Impudence to write and say he had mor belt. This l»elt ria«» to a point a bea® trouble.” hearth steel and Iron rails. When all passed the century mark. It Is said 9th C.). 4 L. R. A. 264, to be within the told herself. trifle above tbe roof of the after portion had a few drinks that day and 'misread A month later Constance sits In her the figures are obtalneil It will probably that the oldest person living Is Bruno operation of a State statute creating a of the ship. It Is placed on at an acute "Yes," said Connie, smll.ng. “1 un my writing.’ I have never seen him luxurious drawing-room waiting to re Ite found that the total production of Cotrim, born l>j Afrlcn and now living liability for wrongfully causing the angle with the lateral diameter of the derstand a woman.” since, and maybe it Is just as well.”— ship. The angle Is placed farthest for all kluds of rails was about 2,300,000 In Rio de Janeiro. He Is 150 years old. death of another. With this case is a "Oh. hang It! If you must know, the ceive him. She wears a pale-blue dress Chicago Inter Ocean. and a single Jack rose (his favorite A coachman In Moscow has lived for complete review of the authorities ou ward. with the two arms extended aft tons. fact is I've been jilted.” tiie question of tbe Jurisdiction over 140 years. flower) in her hair. and to the sides of tbe snip. The belt "By Fifl?” Bpread of the English Language Lawton's Worst Scare. fl the sea. “Yes." She hears his step up the pathway; Writing on the decline of the French also curves from the deck plane back It has been said of Gen. Lawton as For an Injury caused by a defective A Long Time Ont. the bell rings, and he stands before her. language. M. Jean Flnot points out that ward to Its highest extremity. Thus of Bayard, le chevalier sans peur et “Hôw did It happen?” highway combined with the negligence any shot not delivered squarely at rigid An admirable Instance of "cheery "SLe found out I bad little money "Well,” she exclaims r.fter a minute. at the end of tbe last century French sans reproche, that he was never of a third person it Is held, in Bartram "I give it up, Con. I find there Is no was the language spoken by the great angles to the arm of the l>elL and with known to lx* afraid In all his life. Maj. stoicism” Is fouml In ¿he letter of a vs. Sharon (Conn.), 46 L. It. A. 144, that and threw me over for a t^lllonaire Chicago pork packer. My folks are de one I can ever learn to love as 1 did est number of civilized people, where a plunge sufficient to overcome the Putnam Bradley Strong, who serve«! private In the Coldstreams (now lying no recovery can lx* had under a statute lighted. hut 1 shall not survive IL" be Flfl unless—don't laugh at me. Con— as now It stands fourth. English Is backward slope, no matter how fiercely on the staff of Gen. MacArthur in the wounded at Winburg), describing Ids giving a right of action for a penalty Mid mournfully.” It’s you yonrself." spoken by 116,000,000, Russian by 85,- delivered, will not even start a rivet. Philippines, denies this. He says that experience In the battle at Modder In case of Injuries cause«! by a defect "Of course it’s me, you dear old 000,000, German by 80,000,000, and It will Inevitably glancs off, because Gen. Lawton lilmself confessed to him River: "1 hap|>ened to fiud a bit of ive highway. The court refuses to hold "You really loved her?” full Impact Is relatively Impossible. | “1 adore her.” goose " French by 58,000,000. that he had been badly scared by bul looking glass. It made a rare bit of that the defect In the highway caua«ae The belt being placed far enough aft fun. As It was passed from comrade to the Injury when tbe culpable negli And It was not for hours afterward “Still?" said Constance. lets and that very recently. to pass the point of equilibrium may 1»» It happened just beyond the Paco comrade, they said, 'Have a last lozik gence of a third person Is the proximate “Yea andjalways will. Tbe light Is that Courtenay discovered what a fool Unexplored Reglone of the Earth. made as heavy and as Impenetrable as Throughout the entire world there shall cemetery, In Manila. Gen. Ijiwtou was at yourself, my boy, an«! bid yourself cause of the Injury. •U gone out of my life now. 1 u _ ■■ •’he bad been.-Boston Tost. good-by? The laugh went round. Then are about 20,000,000 square miles of un science car devise. never be happy again.” 8» ■ ~ The vessel Iles so low In the water riding past the cemetery one day with 'Advance; an«l we were at It again.”— Pipes Tor Pope l«eo. explored territory. In Africa there are his little boy, when a number of our "Is there no one else you could ever WAS RUINED BY A HEADLINE. When Pope Leo XIII. was born his 6,500.000 square miles; Arctic regions. that with an ordinary sea on she would soldiers were burying some of their Ixmdon Spectator. l»*rn to love?" she asked, hopefully. fattier. Count Ludovico I’ecct, present Serious bnt Kmnsln» Typographical 3.800.000; Atlantic regions. 38,000,000; be practically Invlsble a great portion <?omrades. The firing squad foun«l that “No, there Is no one else.” Where He Got Ills Title. Error that Cost a Man His Paper. ed him to numbers of the Carplneto America. 2,000.000; Australia. 2.0*10,- of the time In action Its super.or j they ba<! nothing but ball cartridges. She swallowed the lump that arose In The Earl of Dundonald, who has won peasants, wbo were assembled, accord Amusing typographical errors In 000; Asia, 200,900, and various Islands, s)x*«*d as great as that of any torpedo "Oh, they'll do,” said the sergeant of ber throat «nd said; "It was real cruel iHiat afloat would enable thia ship to fllstlnctlou In Natal, takes his title ing to custom, in one of tbe saloons of newspapers that have at times added 900,000. of Flfl." choose Its own position In a fight ! tbe volunteers. from a place In Ayrshire, In which the Peccl palace. They welcomed the "Ready, fire!” came tbe order a mo ■'She's like all other women; It's mon- to the mirth of nations were under dis against any heavy, unwieldy warship Good All Round. rounty, however, be Is lamlless, bls child with lornl cries, and shepherds cussion by a small crowd of newspaper ment later. *? they are after," he said gloomily. Smith—I understand you are work of today. Bbe could sail ail around family estates having last century with flutes and pipes announced the men in a favorite resort one morning The bullets went whizzing over the “Oh, Indeed!" said Constance, with a such a fort on water, and could always Ing half time now. passed to the Dukes of Hamilton and news of hia birth far and wide. Ths last week. Among the numerous sto Pont Jone»—Yes, and loafing the other present her bows to tbe enemy, thus grave and over the stone wall, on the Brandon. Lord Dundonald derives his rector of tbe Jesuit college at Viterbo, "Forgive me. Connie; 1 mean all ex- ries ti.at were told the following was half. materially reducing target surface, ami | other side of which ro«ie Gen. I.aivtou lurname of Cocbrsne from an ances where the future Pope and bls brother the most amusing example of tbe cal reptlng you.” Bmlth—Well, working half tbe time also presenting her protected de* k and hia boy, their beads only a few tress. His real patronymic (though it were educated, wrote to their mother! Inches lelow the wall. The bullets "I wish I could comfort you. Walter lousness and recklessness of the old Is better than tfthlng. alone to attack. has been disus«*«! for three centuries» J "Bo excellent are the two boys you But are yon sure this love you speak of time "traveling comp.:” made a breexe as they went past. Jone» — Yea. and half a loaf Is better is Blair. have Intrusted to me that I anticipate “I was working on a Detroit paper *• naught but a temporary infatuation, "That blast of bullets whizzing over than none.—Judge. NOT LOGIC OF THE TRADE. a great future for them.” in the early '80a." he said, "when 1 got our heads wared me blue.” said Gen. •nd when the girl who loves you for f*rol»ahly Not. Glad Rhe's Still Alive. Jour own true self comes along you'll a chance to buy a sheet in a small town I .aw ton as he relate«! the Incident, "Lut -si«allow Army I m a Bynagogiie The Jewelry Ralesmsn Whow Argu “Yes, sir,” said tbe man with th» red back In the State. Of course. 1 consti “Is It true that Mrs. Dragger reads f,>rget all about Fili F' ments Proved Too Much. the kid only looke<l up Innocently in«l A Salvatlou Army rally waa recently goatee, "we have an electric street car '1 think not Connie; but no such girl tuted the entire editorial staff, but 1 such exhaustive club papers?” Held I d the Jewish synagogue at •'Strang».” said a talkative man. In a»k«-d: 'Bay, papa, doea It souml like took up from Detroit a printer whom “Exhaustive? Of course, notiody »▼er tbe hotel lobby, to tbe New Orleans that when you're under fire?”’ 4Jol- «ystern in our town, and 1 aiu proud of tugrles. Cal., tbe first instance upoo *'1I ever come along.” :lie fact that as Alderman I helped to I meant to make my foreman. With says 7*nything, but when she feta Times Democrat reporter, "but four ller’s Weekly. ''by, there are lots of girls, Wal which an Israelltlsb house of worship tecure It” the exception of requiring a two days' through every woman In the club statements, each perfectly true In de ter.' in thia ccjintry has ever been «>»»<1 for A woman should be perfectly willing “And and wars no questions ever drunk each week, and roe more day breathes as If she bad crawled through tali, made a whopping big lie In th» Nam» some.” 1 a gathering other than such aa are rec- to let her husband mauage the piling taked?” queried tbe drummer. No, I sha'n't but I have one In mind to sober up on. he really bad few faults a tunnel a mile long. "—Indianapolis aggregate. It happened like this: I up of treasures In this world, consider | >gnlse«l as sacred by the adherents of | "Question« ahntft what? ” -for a printer — and I was glad to get Journal. •bo loves you for your own true self." went Into a jewelry store yesterday ing that be Is willing to let her pile up "Why. atxiut bow much boodle each the faith. ____________ him. “You're joking. Con.” ami asked to see a cheap watch. Tbe those in tbe next Every woman belle sen that neit to When a room la too dark to be used n«mber of tbe Council received for his i or quite a time after we got estab 'ou know I never joke, Walter. I for a nursery, or to put pleats In. th» religion. a cigar, and tbe privilege of clerk showed me a tinclad affair at rots, you know! ” — Washington Poat. llsbed everything went welt Business •hall tell you her name In a month." No man wbo Is Indifferent to the hap 11.50. It came In a small pasteboard women furnish It with any old thiug, was good. I bad tbe indorsement of the sitting with one's feet on tbe table, box. on the lid of wblcb I noticed the piness of others need •‘ipvt to be bap “A month!” cried Walter. l<M>llsb compliments are as unworthy tnd call It their busband's dan." would be great consolation la ;'u>e of right people In the town, and flattered ' **. a meuth from to-day. I shall siateiueut that It was tbe equal of auy pF blluaeU. •f uvUce a. «••liseless abus«i. troubla r-ve y«u that time te think what girl uh self that at last I bad secured Just ,21 languor, dispossessing care; tbe gkila **“• torrid sunshine of the WRECK ALL NAVIES.