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About Pacific Christian messenger. (Monmouth, Or.) 1877-1881 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 31, 1879)
PACIFIC CHRISTIAN MESSENGER, ! 31, FRIDAY, JAN. ------ ■ 1879. ---------- times melts away, meekly suggests not away from the sins of Magbalen, at last.-- When we trade with virtue, beauty ; also that, when they marry, that it is better not to knpw so much Hood showed us the starving woman we do but buy pleasure with the ex many a woman will expire of jealous y. Every one remembers how it was { than to know so much that isn’t so. despairing, the sinful woman dead. pense of time; so it is not se much —Northwest. a night of aong and revelry in the > Everyone knows how much harder it “ One more unfortunate ” is, perhaps, a consuming of time as an exchange. kingly palace of proud old Babylon,, is to unlearn than to learn. —Life is a lemonade, made up of the most pathetic lipe poet ever pen Lady Bulwer. when the haughty monarch drank As the tide of years sweeps on it ned. The thought of it seems to turn different ingredients. Fortune, that’s the water; misfortune, that’s the wine out of the sacred vessels of gold I Baq wreck of all vain delusions, the Thames into a grave. There was never, it is said by those lemon, and good fortune is the sugar. who saw her then, a handsomer girl before the thousand! lords and princes . allq when we look back and see the - - « • . • « a a I ‘ of the realm, and that as he drank.! ruin it has wrought we stand in des It is rather pleasant when the in “ brought out ” into London society Select Reading. his soul grew rick with terror at pair asking, What shaH we cling to ? gredients are not disproportionally than the one who became the wife of — The easiest and best way to ex sight of the fingers of a hand that was mixed; but it is an unpleasant dose Sir Edward Bulwer (Lord Lytton)— That of most importance that Time pand the , chest is to have a good no man’s slowly tracing on the is weighing, weighing is the faith of when the lemon is excessive, or the the father, later on, of “ Owen Mere; plastered wall Words of'fate in an Christendom and never does the large heart in it. It saves the cost of super-abundant water makes it in dith ” the poet. sipid, or a large quantity of sweeten unknown tongue ; that it was inter scale give sign of rising. All other gymnastics. Perfect in form, Lady Bulwer had —Hold on to your good character, ing makes it . mawkish or pall upon the kind of face to which the words- preted, and that tbe revelry ag^in supports cast out on the waves of life went on, though the fulfillment came to uphold the human soul have been for it is, and ever will be, your best the appetite. “strikingly handsome” are suited." full swiftly, and before ..looming swept away as broken reeds, but this wealth. S ilent S uffering .—These things rather than the terms “ lovely ” or —Many who cannot be convinced are often unknown to the world ; for “ beautiful,” for they seem to apply to dawned the Persians wepe in the is as a grounded rock round which city and a Mede upon the throne. the surges beat, and it moves not, but by argument, can Sometimes be won thfere is ,mu?h pain that is quite beauty of a softer and less haughty ’ ' ’ noiseless, and vibrations that make character. Her gTeat, dark eyes; her Babylon’s king had been weighed bears the cross high above the angry by love. — A lady school teacher at New human agonies as mere whispers in high, proud, and extremely regular and found wanting. billows, and to this we cling, knowing York was docked two cents the other the roar of hurrying existence. There features, and her noble carriage of a And . it is true that Time, who that air truth must rest and centec day by the principal in whose school are glances of hatred that stab and figure then slender, though symmeti- proves all thing, stands with giant . here. - S. S. she taught, for being one minute late raise no cry of murder; robberies cal.all suggested the word “handsome” scales in his hands, slowly and care Thomas Hood. in getting to her desk. That is al that leave man and woman for ever rather than any other term. fully weighing, not only men and most equal to Mark Twain’s story beggared of peace and joy, yet kept nations, but human thought and But no untrained colt ever scattered • Death and fame came to Thomas human actions; sometimes awarding Hood almost together. For twenty about a mining company which secret by the sufferer. more consternation in a stable than the tardy meed of approbation, but years he had held his place among the docked a man for the time spent in -... ---------------------------- Lady Bulwer in the establishment of more often marking with his wither rank and file of literature, earning being blown up, when his back pay Old Maids and Old Bachelors. that precise gentleman, that “ Pelham was being handed to his widow. ing fingers—“ Found M anting. out of the book,” to whom she had thereby little more than daily bread Old maids are useful ; they can given her youth and beauty by the —It is easier to forgive an ancient Far more interesting than noting and the applause that is but of a mo his estimate of kingdoms and rulers ment, when, in 1843, the Christmas enemy than the friend we have cook, sew, .take care of children, nurse marriage contract. To sop up spilt is to mark the sentence he passes on number of Punch electrified its readers offended. Our resentment grows sick people, and generally play the ink with a twenty guinea handker those ideas . that have spurred the with the “ Song of the Shirt.’’ Those with our undesert, and we feel vin piano. Old bachelors are useless; chief, to snap a gold chain into bits race onward or have held it in wonderful verses went from newspaper dictive in due degree with our own they do not even know how to drive under the influence of temper, to up doubts of the chance of finding for- or'split wood. wretched thralldom. set fine china in the “torrent, tempest,’’ to newspaper as in old times the bea Old maids are amiable. If one and, we may say, “ whirlwind of her giveness. Aq opinion holds sway in the con fire was accustomed to pass from —Each Pisgah of labor has its wants anything done that requires passion,” were not domestic features realm of thought, perhaps, for ages, hill to hill. The laurels reaped by the patience and kindness of heart, a as strangely defended by apparent author were, however, barren, and the glimpse of the promised land. that exactly suited “ Pelham.” They single lady is sure to be the one to do —Practice flows from principle; facts as Babylon by its impregnable sunshine of celebrity had nothing gold were rather sensational than desirable, it. Old bachelors are ill-natured, walls; but at last the balance rises en in its beams. With the new year for, as a man thinks so will he act. and when to them was added a great —Truth is not realized to us, but They desire to be as disobliging as pos deal of extravagance in other ways, and tbe terrible fingers write the was bofnan unlucky publication chris result; its place is then given to j tened Hoods Magazifie. Misfortunes by a confoftnity of-our wills to its sible. They snub children, despise “ Pelham objected.” Still, it is not to babies, hate young'mothers, and are another which, in its turn, is weighed fell thick upon both periodical and ed discoveries. be doubted that the novelist was any always so busily employed in seeing — Every good deed that we do is and assigned its true value. thing but agreeable as a husband. itor, and the “flashes of merriment” The thought that one day is given that the latter still put forth came from not only a present pleasure, but a that other, people take good care of Self-worshipers are said to be detesta them, that they have not a moment to tn« sceptre and invested with the a life blackened with the thunderclouds prop for the future. ble as home-companions. In fact, a give to any one else. — Without confidence, friendship is royal purple on the next is dragged of sickness and calamity. By May self-wotshiper wants nothing near him Old maids are nice-looking, and low in the dust. That which one Hood was in a sick-room, and, as but a mockery, and Social intercourse but object worshipers of the same god, “ young for their years.” Old bache a sort of war in disguise. generation knows to be true past all editorial apology for the non-continu- and Lady Bulwer’s rights as a beauty —A man of sense may well disdain lors generally have red noses, rheuma and a wit were not, to the best of her doubting, the next sneers at a.^ ance of a novel he had commenced, tism in their knees, bald heads, and ridiculous error. sent forth a drawing of “ a plate of artifice, just as a man of known belief, so slight a thing as to be sacrific mouths that turn down at the corners. It was this fact, no doubt, that led leeches, a blister, a cup of water-gruel, wealth may venture to appear in a ed with her consent upon the shrine of Old maids can make a house of one one of the ancient sages to say^ there and three labelled vials.” All the rest plain garb. the self-complacent litterateur.. little room, and cook delicious meals Be careful how thou sayest any is no such thing as truth, or, ac least, of that year, and far into the spring of The son inherits much of the if there be, no one can tell when he the next, the light of life still flickered thing of the absent, which thou for one over the gas jet, m cunning mother’s good looks. There is nothing has discovered it. And, indeed., it is on, sometimes burning up brightly shouldst be unwilling they should little tin kettles, besides making all of the irregularity that made Bulwer their own wardrobe. Old bachelors a trifle discouraging and humiliating enough for the sick man to resume his hear, if present. so homely as an old man, though there —Sin is never overcome by looking need an army of tailors, waiters, cooks, is much hauteur. when, judging from the past, we pen, sometimes all but fading away must believe that some coming age into eternity. “ I am so-near death’s at it, but by looking away from it to distant relatives, and hotel landlords Gossip tell us that the beauty grew will laugh at our credulity and prove door,” said Hood, -on one occasion, Him who bore our sins, yours and to ke(*p them comforable. rather stout, and that she allowed her When old,maids are ill, they tie up- our strongest convictions to' be but I “ that I can almost fanev I hear the mine, on the cross. friends to pelt “Pelham” at the elecu- foolish notions. Yet this will, doubt-. creaking of the hinges.” Thethiad of I —Night brings out stars, as sorrow their heads in pocket-handkerchiels, tions. Those who know, say that at take homoepathic pellets out of two less, be the case, May, 1845, saw the door gently open shows us truths; we never see the this pelting“ Pelham ” was very much “ For I doubt not through the ages one ed for him as quietly as a tired child stars till we can see little or naught botfies alternately, and get well again. incensed. The separation and divorce When old bachelors are ill, they go to increasing purpose runs, falls asleep this gentle spirit passed else—and thus it is with truth. never affected the social position of And the .honghts of men are widened by •—Good sense and even propriety bed and send for four doctors ; have a away from earth. Not a mere jester either Lord or I July Bulwer, nor that the process of the suns. require manners to change according consultation, a mantle-piece full of of their son. was- it that died, bnt a brave and We sometimes almost dread the to ages. Peurilitv in an old "man is black bottles, all the amiable married Therfi are a great many whisperings judgment of the future, but this is kindly spirit who did his noble duty as ridiculous as pretensions to accom men who belong so the club to sit up in the battle of life, and who had con of Bulwer ’s love-affairs after he became nothing to the vexation and astonish with them at night, besides a hired plished manners in a child- stantly a heart to appreciate and a a free man once more. No such stories ment felt when Father Time uncere —A dinner of fragments is often nurse; they telegraph to their rela hand to relieve the sufferings of others. are told of his wife. But certain it is moniously thrusts our pet theories out said to be the best dinner; so there tions, and do their best to impress the There is nothing in the fame of Hood that there is something to be admired of his balances, Wore our very eyes, are few minds but might furnish some world with the idea that they are dy ovei which any descendant of his ever in the dignity of the woman who as if all at once he considered them instruction and entertainment of their ing. can blush. He wrote much that was cal “ held her state ” as a self-respecting too trifling to be weighed at all. And When an old maid travels, she takes scraps, their odds a”d ends of culated to make the best of men better, woman under the trying circumstance perhaps, too, they are the very opin a sandwich, a piece of pound-cake, and thought. not a line that could, byany possibility, of unhappy wifehood, lonely divorce, ions we have strongly insisted that —When a generous man is com a bottle of lemonade in a hand-basket, make the most worthless specimen of an! the persecutions of a vain man’s every one else should adhere to ; for pelled to give a refusal, he generally and lunchescomfortablyin thecarriage. humanity worse. Numerous and ex revenge. — Ladies Journal. it is not ope of the least curious traits gives it with a worse grace than the When an old bachelor travels, he orders of human nature that we have the quisite as are his poems, there are two ungenerous; first, because it is a dinner in courses at the station, and inclination to make every one else that especially shed a star-like light against his nature ; and, secondly, be raves because he has no time to eat it —A wise man will accommodate think just as we do, and if they insist upon his memory/ While London re cause it is out of his practice. before the fifteen minutes for refresh himself to all the contingencies of too strongly upon having a mind of mains a city, the hearts of men must life; but the fool, like a swimmer —Our thoughts are the parents of ments ” are over. their own we have some slight con continue to be stirred by the " Song of our words, and our words are soon Old maids drink weak tea, and it struggling against the stream, con tempt for their understanding, or, if it the'Shirt ” and the " Bridge of Sighs.” crystalized into deeds. Therefore our cures their headache. Old bachelors tends with everything. be a difference in strictness of belief, The one poem is in some sense the deeds are as our thoughts, as certainly drink strong liquors, which give them sequel of the other. In this metropolis we are shocked at the depth of their • —If the riches of the Indies qr .. headaches. of ours, where the worship of the as the sapling only produces the tree, C'rdWfiJ'orarrtfm kingdoms of Europe Wdfeff ëâTf rs'fraëïîcMÖ6'SKWér-în-”*rtW‘h;tr«IB’"- UTTmat<Ts"are m iodest. They think L _ ’ « . • vice will aa Vita will tvonrvvviA become vinimia vicious, qza so Far far as his *kn<n their youth I* is over, and their beauty were laid at my feet in exchange for that we have teen too loud in advo creasing scale, it is the poor and not courage will permit. He who love* gone. If, after a while, some autumn my love of reading, I would spurn idle that so frequently endure the them all.— Fenelon. cating a very absurd idea. fate of being ground to powder. These impure thoughts will naturally illus al love is given them, they take it as It seems that the fate suffered by trate these thoughts in daily life, sort of miracle, and hope people will In the Jewish dispensation there were so many human opinions should teach victims are, in general, girls, uneducat while he whose heart tablet is free not laugh at them for " marrying so us to be not quite so positive, but it ed or half-educated drudges, whom from the impress of unholy thoughts late [in [life.” Old bachelors believe some very holy things,—golden vessel* in the holy place,—and these had a great doe* not; and pur not very remote the love of liberty and the hatred of and vicious desires will naturally be that all women are in love with them, position, as it were ; they occupied very domestic service have driven to toil at duty to ai eestors rewujrs considered ctimiuvicu it >v a « — — j f kept from the outcropping of sins. and that they must carefully guard ““portant plaoe in tbe manifested pres- — 4 I . ° -J n_ 1. V_a._ Lit. . .« - .. others concede a point on perilhome anddl-paid «““‘“8 An hour of vice is as long as is tnemselvea from traps laid to inveigle enceofOcxl; but yet they were only the their daily bread. : Year by year their shadows of things in the heavens, — type* o'.their lives, and some of the moat numbers increase, year by year thous- i ah hour of virtue; but the difference them into matrimony. They also of something that was coming,—and now *1 ‘ eking wars that have marred the ands of miserable fates and faces tell which follows upon good actions is fondly cherish the brief that, should we are being taught about the heavenly a <nals of the world, have been'waged us how swift is the descent from the i infinite from that of ill ones. The they eventually become married men things themselves. Now, whst are the to make convert* to beliefs that have death-in -life of the garret to the hell | good, though it diminishes our time , the world expects them to exhibit great heavenly things? If you have come to v long since been proved to be too Jesus, been washed in the precious blood, of the streets. Lest we should be 1 here, yet it lays up a pleasure for taste in women in their choice, and sealed of the Holy Ohcst, you are the surd for consideration. over-zealous in casting stones, lest we < eternity, and will recompense what it that the " other fellows ” will laugh if heavenly things in Chriat—you are the « •tome one who has noticed how a should forget that forgiveness turned taketh away with a plentiful return jjheir portion be not tender youth and vessels for Ood’s service. re of supposed knowledge some Found vt’<aiing.