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nflTODER 8, 1920 Page Three INDEPENDENCE ENTERPRISE TOLD IN SHORT WORDS REALLY, NO GREAT MYSTERY the dear reader remember that tho . Thlnm o Human Ufa Ex. i'e i i in Uttrs That Do Not ;t,Exce.d Fivn Number. , who forever urp BtrlvtotJ to V . ...mhulnry of long and o.lil 0 HUl'iv- ..-.I llll r ... u of human life nro ex ...ml of not more thnn Kers. wrlfM K. 1'. In the Kansas .j i" claims first consldera i r .I,,. classification. "1" con- the nii"im"' ", , U.K IiIh1is bhIiIb. really w u things else with the ,g uu ,i,,,l minri.ut na . , I.,l.t fnptnra In '.. -ein.i of human affairs. . tua. Hut of three-let- h ihl. lint. too. U "war." also nd "art." Continuing, n most 1 u rin nniH-nrs In "tax. owe Will"" ,i,i ,, ' m,t whirl. Then come 1 of sn-tit argument, "wet" lf noun mm "- I of fotir letter there ore .Mlt anl many ,IU,H' . . iif'love. home, hope, wort. new, rent. wing. hulr. bald. ... knnit. rent anu com. u- the five-letter group .1.- Kufinnlns and the end ,orTblrth. heart, blood. woninn. money, cum. ,.,... mine or ten. i ivi"n i""' . ,,) -,n,..r irain. imin-,, uw. i - - ....t. .ml irruve. " . ' i. word, to tell the ,o7 .., :.- I IK,, when earn oir must apell It. and ;he hint, "he brief, old Top, be Thouah at Flnt It Did Seem Remark. MMr i nose Boy Scouts Were Coming From. Now there ore hoy Hrout tuns and boy Bpntit (ttnntn, hut It took riTerre Haute troi) to put ovor tht host one. Jt wns at a itifMst at the Kirm Uuptlat 'hurch. and they wir0 illiiNtrntinK an early mnrnliiK at their KlimeuiiiiipooHe. The scenery, exrept for ti niiihII pup t,nti W(lH t)l0 r,vWllnr church fuinlluVe. Hut Htlll the nudl- enee roiild ttr(lcli if 1 mil cr n n f ihr enough to ninlm tho ncene effeetWe. The first Htrenk of dawn wa an- nouneed, mid then alowly thire einerp-d from the pup tent a yawn ing BtretchhiK oot, A wee interval, and another followed him. Another lapse of time, and another nmnt einerKwl from the tent Then come others until there wre 12 0n the plat form, nnd Btlli others were comtnir. Tlio audience was almoat Incredulous ...ui. . wiui nmnzement. ror. an avptv nn knows, a nun tent In cannot aeconimodntH mom thnn th ma boys at the limit Then out Btarted the thirteenth, nnd evidently he wna too sleepy, for he Jostled the tent so that it allpped flWHV frfim Itfl m.innlllr, n n .1 ,V.n.rv Knnlf of It was tho entrance to the pool for I il rm . . uupiiHia, iiie younRsters naa neen concealed In It and used the tent merely as on entry to the platform Indianapolis News. MEANT TO CALL THEM QUICK Aunt Dinah Had No Idea of Allowing for Misunderstanding When She Rang the Bell. ENDANCt .(. Mondtfi , from 4 be defen lp in cropjkinf .11 ralna. nion offt' with the t ailment w"1 Prepa"1 icreased ' The 8In,'1 lpd and Pf lla the ove faces tm 3ta. ; member of ray. iHY fj SMALL COMPASS onared. Pigeon Could h Velum of Writing Equlva. iwtto 120 Orainary Bre tlmn 2,"K) years carrier .have been line J to carry men ilien no other means sufficed, -ing the Hh-k'e of I'nrls in 3 MriU were nent out irom xno se bird perfonmnl the almost lie feat of carrying to me oui- In one trip no fewer man mftuML'M avernelntr W worus This wan m.m words, or the ;t of five or six average U acconipllHhed by 'means of Uif nhotoirraphy. tne nienn i r .... !nt printed with ortiinary ip t mii Himv had ltn reduced knniirmi iiiiimctcrs. The nnni r.r,h. uer.. taken on tlinis or s J i - ... L nf pniimlion. each of which. v inches squnre, contained .". . A dor.en of theoe n.m. T In n quill, welched hut one- ttthof an ounce, nnd the mes mill nf course, be rend with tow. without the necessity of mmhli.P nnd eillnrirlllR. fovnniiiii. cundltlonH. and ror i'IvcIv uliort dlHtnncep. ilceon -rlpl fls much n ihree-qunrters nncp. lMni the pliotn-reduc H It would then-fore he pos- nin.'ie hlrd to enrry mon ;nl In words to no fewer thnn nary vnhunes. r-Alco Wood rrotluctB com- ltallinp new machinery in ation. th Palls New Fait-view costing $23,577.25 being Aunt Dinah, plantation born and reared, went to a nearby town to ""hire out" She was very promptly hired by a young housewife, who, seeing her lack of familiarity with modern house holds, started to train fier. She showed Aunt Dinah her small silver-service bell there were no elec tric bells In the old-fnHhloned house and told her that when It was rung she must como luto the dining room. Aunt Dlnnh said she understood. A few days luter the mistress was seated on tho broad veranda with a friend when she henrd a tremendous clangor from the direction of the kitchen. It came nearer swiftly and soon Identi fied itself as the sound of a large neu. Puzzled, the housewife entered the hall and there Btood Aunt Dinan, swinging a largo dinner bell vigorous ly, "Why, what on earth is the mat ter, Aunt DlnuhT' she ganped. "Why are you ringing that bell?" "Well. Miss Mary. I thought dat was the way folks called each other In dls here house. Didn't you snow me yo bell the other day? I found dls one In de cupboard and I wanted you ngui quick In de kitchen, so I rung hit" i Labor Savera. At a home In North Delaware street the man of the house gathered two or more bushels of nuts last fall ond put them in the attic His wife spends most of her time at the office with him, so the house Is empty every day. However, recently the wife remained home one day nnd heard a terrific noise In the attic. Investigating she found two squirrels rushing around ,ke mad, trying to get out a closed window. They had gnaw ..... the roof ns large as a grapefruit and had- disposed of the who me s of nuts The owner sniu mey Te trouble of feeding them for he had gathered the nuts ror i..u. diannpolls News NEEDED A THOROUGH SOUSING Evil Spirit of Hackman Could Not Be Exorcised Excwpt by Moat Strln. gent Methods. Doctor P.rown, a negro evangelist, was a firm believer In the ancient cus tom of river baptism, and converts whom he baptized in this manner sel dom forgot It. A few years ago he held n christening In a New Jersey town on the hanks of the Delaware river, where a dozen or more converts worn assembled, awaiting their turris to ho Immersed. Atnone them was a hackmnn, who evinced a lively inter est In the ceremony. "Why does the good doctor," he asked of a fellow convert, "duck some of them folks two times an. other more?" "He ducks 'em once," explained hta friend, "for every new name they're goln' to have." "Is that possible?" the hackman re plied. "I was goln' to call myself Thomas Jefferson Lincoln Anderson, but I guess Torn' will be "bout long nuff." This conversation was overheard by the sharp ears of Doctor Brown,evho Anally beckoned the hackman to come forward. "Yo name, please?" he Inquired In a deep bass voice. "Jess baptize me Tom,' that's 'nult," the candidate replied, as the evangel ist, tnkinir him none too irently by the neck, piloted him far out into the stream, where he ducked him not once hut hnlf n dozen times with such ra pidity and vigor that a few minutes later the hackman found himself on the shore, coughing, sputtering and fighting for breath. The ceremony was soon over, and when he had recovered his strength he made his way to the side of Doctor Brown. "What fo you duck me that way?" hi ilnmnniVd In aecrleved tones. "I come here to be baptized, not to be drowned." "My good man," replied Doctor Brown, "you was so filled with the devil I had to use a powerful lot ot water to wash him out of yo' system." Never before have we had such a re sponse as during these Prosperity Days. Each day hundreds of thrifty farmers are going away loaded with new Fall and Winter Supplies bought at 20 to 4 Per -Cent-; iscoMni SCUTARI HAS LONG HISTORY Known as "Geneva of the Balkans" It Is One of the Oldest Cities In Europe. Scutari, principal city of Albania, scenlcnlly suggests Geneva, nestling between the limpid waters of Lake Scutari and the mountains of north iihnnin. snow-caDned for the greater part of the year, rising to form an Alp-llke background. Instead of being a city of higmy organs -r.A industrious and frugal ar mini i j t..u lUnns. Scutari has been scarred By ord. earthauake and flood. , To reach Scutari from any Monte the north side of Lake Scutari, one boards a "londra," the sharp-pointed prow and stern rising i,i,.k of the water. Oarsmen propel It by short, quick thPlr strokes by a wiici barbaric chant. The gondola-like boats on Lake Scutnrla are accoum u by the Venetlnn Influence tnat is ev. . , ,n C.,.tnrl ia .no nf the o ciest cuies Knrnpe. having been the seat of the ,.,..., n,,cra tpn centuries before III VI Hill n...n - . Christ, nnd ns the descendants of the nicient tribes the Albanians nave i,ir thnn most European nationals'. The world war brought tho sudden contact witn Ainaiiiiion ,i. modern Ideals and they won admira tion for fine physique ana k.. unimpaired by soft nvine. For the last three days of the sale we have included with the savings U. S. Army Bacon, Blankets Underwear, Shoes, etc. which no thrifty buyers will overlook at the prices we are asking Store "SH0P SALEM "SH0P People's i , Cash onnii. AWTI HEALTH V1"" IT- onncia SURVEY Bi Bnu ivuoo The Red Cross Chapter is conduct- . . . 3 i ,.nu DimTfiV m ing a social ana Polk and Marion counties. This survey is for the purpose of gather ing information that will De oi val ue In determining its program for the coming year The Chapter would like the co operation of all societies, officials and individuals interested in social "and health work. Its scope will in clude such questions as these: (1) Is juvenile delinquency on the increase? (2) Does this coun ty have a higher or lower death rate especially as to contagious dis kan fin other counties? (3) Are there any defective or crippled children who are not receiving prop er attention? (4) Are there any families so poor that the children, cannot receive proper food, medical pr dental attention? (5) Are there any unsanitary conditions in your community? The Enterprise is still $i.59 per year. rmyys rSdortrwormhe man me-v wnoworraiiia i aiuaa Reflex ..Aor id mm 'ii t yc"' i w,mW4 my. mm J W IIS4 , $15,000 I rfp i l6 I ITniYe TIT M. fc 1 ZA 1FXPI nSIVFS MSIIcker I f ftTW Hehaslhebest ! M tJ (tortnentrnade r-w lasa i m ft - Superstitloua Sleuth. 'Turing the - "u - afternoon." related nf sjinckrintter, the sngaciouo a-- the front of the igni i t d'know as I DeiiL'YB - L"JhlVgs any more than the avera person, but I "-'ie thai th whe" .ft. f .omethlng.- happens it is a "" Kansas City Star. at Twlrling-Arma Dance. Many new uu- - nt. to lack original ty. An except stralns m tho ap. Ka won a neve masterg proval of tne the English ..lt-H-o-tunjW fQntastlc ballrooms. f?n. ns are in wu.f ... ,e head wnne . . ucifotlnn. . Btinrr i dancer perior...- Daily Mail. uiw- , rw r ti v" mouth 8:30 A 1:15 P 6:30 t' erton i r. f all kinds AND FUSE HASELTON Independence one 2924 i Acid Stomach SnTwo Minutes lifa by taking aheaplnR !'f fltl teaspoontuiof JOTO 'TQlin a glass of hot water. Absolutely . . i Turkey. Me--..Dir::;";k: -now In Constanrini , d tbey fnr is It to the consul te a . "Ahout ten minuit-s. nnswer: Ahoui ,g ngency? fr is It to '".;" i" ..IIoW far to Quarter or ' '' Four 1T1inutes. the lower , ,ve abont It. but i I cannot be PbI a man orders a ,hnt there, when . lnii"4 . snys no .... nt tifintnloons, . them a qrt round the walst.- nnd nine aew.."- - k Twain From "Moments Wi (ITarpers' irvfondofanl My "ttle ,nfsei children hi the 'frSing a puppy he next yard St that dog alone; . . . 1117 nil KlUS l31 . - OI, V.fm One Good Time. I think my most embarrassing mo ment took place one loveiy n.Kiu t wna pmrneed to be mar- rled and decided to have one good time .....u ih friend of mine. I can celed my intended husband's date, complaining of a sick headache and went out joy riding. I explained the .sra, to mv friend, so we de- n hn thine beach some Ciueu i fc" l" " - , , fh distance away to take plunge In the lake We were having a " . oimmlnir and diving t..... m ftitnrn nusuauu. can imagine my agony when my f riend called to me, "Say, May. dive with me. once more; then we'll have lunch.- Exchange. a. the Ancients Believed. . n tho Puranas of Hindu mSSTtte -th ,s circular and myuiuius.' TOO tor niv. Its i lt1. TimVIT ill. U uiv - - - V - . arinnornri. Un the center is u r; , this mountain are turee a tnis mou nreclous stones, of goiu. v-". - ' Af lt hase where the deities reiu. -wnerf tma on each of which ?ror."l?!n,mtrv from these moun- nln 1 bounded by the sait sea. Be nnd his sea there are six others-of yond this se EnIrltuous liquors, TcfnS curds, of milk Ot Clinic" crrminiled by ,! nectar. Kacn seu iB - - a separate continent. Enterprise-New concrete store building to be erecxeu. nf oil Well OI -ra- Vale Bnouwue - - . . n u cific Oil & Gas company will be Oct btr 10t!' New lumbering enter- Vale Twelve tons xnmet ----.el' Sen from 20 acres near her. Cra building and. Paper making "The Home Paper of the Oregon Country? Country Life The Country Life pages of The Journal are dedicatedtd the cause of better farming in the O"? structive service to the farmer and stockraiser is the aim of this feature that abounds in valuable news articles and fnformatfon of interest to the lie. The Country Life pages are published in tb Satur day afternoon-and Monday morning editions and in 1 he Weekly Journal every Wednesday. Your community newspaper covers thoroughly ihe local field Let THE OREGON JOURNAL render addi Sal service from state, national and foreign fields, be sides this specialized service concerning the farm. . 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