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THURSDAY, JANUARY 13, 1027 PAGE SIX THE HERALD, MONMOUTH. OREGON By Arthur Brisbane A DR. WORK WHO WORKS. BE PATIENT WITH STATIC "XMAS" A SACRILEGE. CHRISTIANITY A FAILURE? Dr. Work, Secretary of the In terior, says of the 1927 outlook: "There is not a single distress sign on the whole, economic hori- '"secretary Work doesn't sit at his He travels over IT planfls mnnons ot yw.rs older than our earth could toil us what thoy know, our science might jump ahead as rapidly as a child ad vances in knowledge after it has learned to talk and read. We light little bonfires, heat steam, and thus obtain power. Mars miirht teach us to harness the power of the sun, and transmit en ergy without wires, which would do away with engines or fuel on fly ing macldnes, and give us unlimited power. It is said that in this country there is more commercial "Hying mileage" than in any other. For that thanks are due to Pres ident Coolidge and Postmaster General New, who have encour aged air mail routes. But flying back and forth by mail carriers, most desirable, docs not mean building up national aerial defense. And for our commercial flying we depend on private initiative, citizens building planes that will "eet by" and enable them to make mail, i nai 1 the country t"" "1'. f""'" ..rnoramme for Dro- JUIV.IIIH" f ' O - opportunities for national improve Ha knows conditions, and his opinion is important and en couraging. Should millions of women read of the death of Sir Oliver Lodge, Marconi, Millikin and a dozen other great scientists the majority would say, "That's too bad," and be not much interested. Every one of millions will be In terested to hear that Jean Phillipe Worth, the famous dressmaker, has gone to a land where there 13 no sewing. . . His house dressed queens and empresses of state and finance, also young ladies with whom their sons . ran around in Paris. His word meant more in real authority to the world's women than all the deci sions of a thousand high judges. Be patient with static, when it interferes with jazz musid or prize fiarht news coming sweetly over your rad:o. Professor Pupin, of Columbia College, says static and "fading," enemies of radio en thusiasts, really indicate that other planets are trying to talk to us. , They send powerful messages that interfere with our feeble radio, and Pupin thinks we shall understand those messages within twenty-five years. Our atre listens indifferently to that news, but no man can exag gerate its importance. moting aviation. Clergymen are protesting against the abbreviated "Xmas," which re duces the name of Christ to 'X. The abbreviation is disrespectful to the most beautiful word in his tory, and it is disrespectful to the English language. Anybody who was in too much of a hurry to write out "Christmas" should not use the word. Wise men in Milwaukee will de vote three days to discussing high , questions, including this, "Con Christianity be of any parctical use in changing existing conditions! Christianity has been changing existing conditions for about nine teen hundred years, there is no reason why it should break down now. To "love thy neighbor as thyself," trying to help him, in stead of trying to rob him, will al ways improve conditions if men mean it. - Another suggestion before Con gress is to forbid experiment with an scientific study of poison gases. The peak of absurdity is to sug gest that we must not KNOW about poison gases. Can we not trust ourselves. Is it not idiocy to say that our scientists shall not keep this country informed about important warlike weapons? We are not planning to gas any body, but we should be ready to answer gas with gas. To tie our hands would be idiocy. A New Year Photograph Is Ijj: 111 I- him s 1 111 j ji An excellent new photograph of The President and Mrs. Coolidg ken on the White House steps New Year day. 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