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I ' PARTI ATVin 1 Ji I JLiliN Mallory Select Residential & Transient Itth nd Yamblll, Portland, Oreun. Modem Fireproof American Plan RATK.1 MODKRATK C. G. APPLEGATH Trucks. KSr a wa IMPORTED If You Buy them at II. You win And our service rellat'le; our rcuair and remodel. Hill Wed Serving Eleven States MUTUAL CKEAMERY CO., I'ortland. We Specialize In Rides, Pells, Wool, Kohair, Tallow, Cjicira, Oregon Grape Root CoU Skint, Horse Hair Writ for Shipping Tage A lalaat Price Lie Portland Hide a. Wool Co. la wimii awra, re tuns, shmn. Uranrhal PucaUdlu, Idaho SUPERFLUOUS 11AIU Removed without Injury to the akin by Nay-Horn Itepltaiory. Sample en requeat. Nay-Horn Lau praturiaa, 618 Muriian Hid... Portland Oregon. See Yellowstone and Southern CaiiTornia ThcBO two wotsuurlauds have been reproduced la charming Illustrations by the Union Pacific and bound In book form with adequate description. Both' can be easily obtatuod and will prove c'xtremoly entertaining as well ss Instructive, Write for copies to Win. McMurray, General. Passenger Agent, Plttock Mock, Portland, Ore gon, who will forward thorn freely to any address upon receipt of request. ' pixatingThem stitch. no" Huttone, Mrnlltiplnr. Pearl-I'lcot Kdgs. Wide Hemstitching, Kmlmilileiy, Button Hole. All work gun ran (fad. Smith Pleating and Button Work. SZJ Morgan meg., portiane, ure, Wen Yoo Have Suffered Enough and have spent enough money for drug mell tinea that have pro duced no reaults. In caeca of Stomach. Kid ney, l.lvar and llowel trouble and UIIKl'M ATISM, then write to me, atata your ailment, and enclose 4 eenta In etnmpa fur my Free Booklet, which will tell you the way back to New Life, Health and llnpplneaa with MAP.CELLS MIRACLE MINERAL Acldreaa, Marcell, the Nature Man, 01 W. Lombard St., Portland, Ore. rieaae mention thla paper. Set of flJQ.OO Teeth, fU We guarantee material and workmanship. Pain lew extraction of teeth. Mc. 211 years In the aama location. V. 8. DENTISTS, m Waah Ington cor. Keooad, Portland. Orairon. WE WRECK AUTOS and TRUCKS Parts Sola at HALF PRICE Writ or Call DAVID HODES CO., Inc. Everything from a bolt to an aiinina. CrieJ Ate., Car. Eul Salnea St., Pertiua, Ore PLUMBING MATERIAL Batha, alnka, tollpta, bnnlna, bollera, pipe, valve and fittings. 1'rlcca reuauii able. Standard Plumbing ft Heating Co. Kaat 6th and MoitIhuii 8ta. 1'urlUuicl, Or. EXPERIENCE AND GUARANTEE AS a rectal specialist 1 have yet to treat the case of Piles that will not give way to my non-surolcnl treatment. Hence, my unqualified GUARANTEE of CURE or FEE REFUNDED. My assistants are the most skillful to be Eound; my new offices In my own new luilding, the largest and best equipped; my own new hotel, which adjoins, Is con' venlent and comfortable for out of town patients who come to me from many states arid Canada tor rectal and colon treat ments. , , Sand today feraiy FREE Illustrated book. DEAN, M.D. Inc I -OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE AND.OREGON PAPER WMft N WRITING Bathing Suit and Silk Datesvllle, Ark. A pair of silk stockings and a bathing suit was ell that Rudy Byrd, a twenty-two-year-old student of the Little Rock College of Pharmacy, contributed to the support of his wife during their five months of married life, according to testimony given In the courts here by his futher-In-law during Byrd's trial pn the charge of wife abandonment A Jury w1 ' STrf AfcO MAO. OFFERS A MARKET FOR YOUR PRODUCE TAUDZ VILLE FHOTO FLATI Compute Cbftfif H.turrt-f. Adulti, WmIi 4jr Mm !, SOe; Kv ...(, 4ie. Cnntlna iih t lo 11 p. m. CblldntH 10 eind til tlma. Hotel Portland's Oldest FUR House rlabllhed 1S70. Remodeling, Repairing, Storage. I2t Tenth Atraal, near Waahlnrtan. AIIKn. Prices, Terms. Alao Died and he-mult Trucke. Write for ltalo;. BADLEY SMITH CO., Portland, Ora 9th and lurniJ( The Best of Everything Imported Orm-ertaa and Dellraclea. What rour local grocer does not carry WK Hi'rXIAIJ.K IN. 1,. Mayor to.. I: Fifth Street, Portland. Mall Orilera &,liclUid Want Fure F G. KREISS prices reaaanahle. W alio f'jtrk SI.. Portland. (. PLEATING SPECIAL . Out, saam, ham and machine nlnat aklrta raadr for hand. $1.00 Uemstllrhinf. picotlni ant tacking, EASTERN NOVELTY UTti. 00. SS H Plft h HI. Portland. Ora. INFORMATION DEPARTMENT 13 PleatingEmbroidery Hemetitrhinir. Hnttuna Covered. STL f HAN'S iU, Tenth Rt.. Portland ATTEKTION LADIES bamury Beauty Parlors We fli yoa ep. a niake all kinda of Hair Oorrde of yooi cotablns1. Join our H'-hool of haauty Onltera. 400 to el Oakum Bldg FUone Broadway 902, Portland, Oregon. AUTOS WITHOUT DRIVERS lirry rJulllvun, 212 H. IJroadway, Purtlund. Telcphune MulnS"40. BATTERIES ' Kebullt aecond hand bat!He, $10 00. 46 Utand Avenue, Portland. BRAZING WELD1NO CUTTINO Norihweat Welding A Hupply Co., SS 1st St. CAMERA AND KODAK REPAIRING Adolph W. Hurr. Ablngtun lllg., Portland. Complete Line Bottlers' Supplies Portland Heveruge A Bply Co., 431 Stark OUT rXOWEES a IXOBAl seiioks Clarke Broa., Florliti, 86T Morrlaon Bt. DR. ABRAMS SYSTEM . Kor all Chronic Ulacaae. Madlaon Bldg. DENTIST Chnrle B. Wollln, Hulte (01-602 Steven Building, I'ortland, Oregon FEATHERS AND FLOWERS l)o not throw awaiiur old faathera. We clean. dya and remodel and match aamptae. New Flow er and Faathera made to order, til rear eetab- li.haj. We guarantaa all work. Hartneaa Feath er 4 Flower Shop. S-l Waahington Bt. HOTELS WAllAHH.Room We. KX Madlaon St. Fertiliser I26.00. Red Ah Peed Co.. Vancouver, Wn. "Fcitlll With -train.'' MOLEN BARBER COLLEGE Teachaa trade In I week. Some pay while learning. Position aecured. Write tor catalogue. 134 Bur-aid atreet, Port land, Oregon. SURGICAL CORSETS Mad to meuaure. 467 Waahlngton St. If "you are troubled with Appendicltl or Htomach Trouble, write lltzi company, Portland, Oregon, for free Information in German or English. PAINTS AND WALLPAPER Miller I'ulnt Co.. llil Klrat fit. PERFECTO TRUNK MFC CO. Trunk, Auto Trunks to order. Third and rine, J'ortlund, Ore. USED CASH REGISTERS Bcalea, Klectilc Coffee Mills, Bhow Cttaea, Rutchera' IXaplay Cases. GUN KRAI. HTORK AND PIXTCRE CO. 274 tillHun Ht., Portland, Oregon Tel. llroadwuV 4U17 CLEANING AND DYEING For reliable Cleaning and Vyi Inv service aend n;-cele to ua. V, a pay return poataae. Inform. ation and prices given upoa re- queat. KNKE'8 CITY DYE WORKS. Established 1890. Portland. Ore SILK SHOP Foreign ind Domestic Kafoury Hroa., 883 Alder Ht. THE LUCILE BEAUTY SCHOOL The Lurlta method make you a real marreller. All brunches of Heatity culture tiitiKht by expert Instructor. For full In- lormation write 41 Selllng-Ursch Bldg. Phone Muln 4337. AUKIE PILLS For Weak Kldneyn and Inflammation of the Bladder. Price 25c a Box We pay the Postage. WINKLER'S PHAKMACY 62H-M North Sixth St., PORTLAND, ORE PER SET DR. R. W. DONOHUE CORNER SECOND AN- MORRISON HORSES and MULES Bought, Sold and Exchanged. We are the old reliable fjrm that haa always stood for square dealing. We guarantee all atock aa represented. We rent by the day, week or month; with or without harnesa. Call, write or wire. North Portland Horse & Mule Co., Union stock Yaraa, iMortn Portland, Oregon, Empire 0121. CHIROPRACTIC ADJUSTMENTS , Will bring you relief, lt'a the modern method. You cannot possess good health wnn an tmpairea nervous eyBtem. ur. niinlrwrteth unH Xfaaton nil mnHi-n j4tiD- lc8 methods used, Swetland Bldg., rum ana waBnington, I'oruuna. DRUGS BY MAIL Let us send you your Drugs by mail Special service given mail orders LAUE-DAVIS DRU(f COMPANY . Truss Experts. 173 Third St., Portland, Ore Stockings His Only Gift found him guilty of the charge and as sessed a One of $100. After their marrluge Byrd traveled around i great deal while Mrs. Byrd remained with her parents. Byrd, ac cording to the testimony of hla wife, finally did not return from his travels and abandoned his wife entirely. Courtship Is probably so called be cause It getsjnany a man Into court URS $7-50 VIm Aw tvtry thing in 7dun ", I Vuu mill I La TnVTVK a. a,,. S.-.Y..O. S let I a IJUtR I - & Vr 7.1 ' Cornell Th.ra la rrn V.,.,1,.. tilnce trt IUS dine In Portland. 133 Park Caleteria Kin,?,n,r ul, nt-ar to avery- WHOLESALE REEVES, INC. Couch 304 FISH A I'OHITION FOR KAf'H CRATit'ATiS DECKER BUSINESS COLLEGE AI.1HKV 111,1)0. Your "TEETH SLEEP" While We Work Our ItetiutHtlort la our KreateHt aaaet. Dr. Keenn. 3r.lt4 WaahltiKton Ht., Portland AMERICAN BEAUTY SCHOOL FIxnertR in all lines of Mi-iiuty Work. Vlit Medical Itlilg,, Portland, Oregon. "FOB WOMEN BY WUMtN" Women's F.mplovment liureau Help of all kinda, 4fc Yamhill Hirect; Cuarantead Hame Treatmant for Goitre Our in i'N'-i lotiori ia not a uat'Oit medi cine but tlie reffult of ents of utiiily and experience In the treatment of Ooltre. It lontulna no n n ot lea nor habit forming drug nor anvil. In that la In any way Injurious to th human avatein. Vie re fund every dollar you pay If w fall to get Biitlnfactury riault fur you. jonneon Lloyd. Branch Managers 621 Chum, of Com. Uldg., Portland, Ore. Oregon Luggage Co SPECIAL PRICKS on TRUNKS, RAOS, SUIT CASKS. 110 Sixth St.. Next Columbia Theater Hotel Portland Hotel Multnomah Ciigar Building Mary Elizabeth Shop Farhil and Bcnlp Treatment, Marcelling, Permanent Wave, Chiidien'a Hair Cutting, Hair I'veii.g Tonriat Mouth Hei-vlce 20 Cents. Portland, Oregon. THE WASHINGTON CLOAK-SUIT HOUSE 268 Wah. St.. IWtwe-n 8rH nd 4th. I idiot' Omtt-Kuitii. $14. 85 hr. $7 50. LdUtCj Lin u . i i-n a b .,.,, u. dilK giwiMC, m a .vrv. a-isn auvut vwe a v dl Payrnrnt FLmd mtui tree photo offer. Mn- MANLEY AUTO CO. USED CAR DEPT. The truth w tell About what we sell- Not only thla, but We buy only goo cars W buv them at the rloht Drlce We faithfully and honeatly recondition. we stana oenina tnem quareiy W sell on easy term We tsk your csr a part payment W have 50 car to select from, MANLEY AUTO CO., Used Csr Dept. 431 Burnslde, Portland, Or. Plumbing Supplies and Pipe Sold Direct to the Public. We save you money. Write us for prices today MESHER PLUMBING SUPPLY COMPANY 164 First St. near Yamhill, Portland. Ore DIVINE HEALING INSTITUTE ' Old-time Power of God 129 Fourth St., Portland, Ore Telephone Bdy 5692 SIGN SERVICE, INC "MDMOUAUTY Electric SIGNS General estimates Free Signs Erected Anywhere Eurnsld st Eleventh : Portland, Ore. Uncle Sam Will Learn Why Underwear Shrink VHlilngton.-eThtr Department ol Commerce lias Instituted a sweeplnj Investigation Into the shrinkage of un derwenr. Assistance of the bureau o: stHiiilnrds iind makers of unilerweai wits enlisted to help solve the tnysterj tiflil a meeting of inanufaoturers wai citlled for May 7. The effect of soap l uinilry mnehlnes, wringing, preaslm nd flnlMhlng. as well as the tenRlnn o: 'nil line machines will be studied. Fruit Has Three Tastes Washington. A new fruit that tastes like a combination of banana, pineap ple and strawberry, has been discov ered by Dr. Wilson Popenoe, explorer for the Department of Agriculture. The chlote Is found In Guatemala and will grow anywhere, according to Doctor Popenoe. The longest existing continuous rainfall record Is that at Padua, Italy, which has been kept since 1725. Lays Double-Yolk Eggs Princeton, Minn An occasional double-yolk egg means nothing to A. v rm via a local resident, tie has been showing his friends a box of prize eggs. The average lengtn is a nine more than three Inches and the cir cumference six and one-half Inches, and each egg contains a double yolk. Mr. Davis has one hen In his noes that regularly every day lays a dou ble-yolk egg. Sell Unprofitable Stock Get busy Improving your live stock. Set rid of the unprofitable animals en four farm. Labor Is too high to em ploy It In milking cows that produce inly 125 to 150 pounds of butter a fear, and corn Is too expensive to feed lo a hog that Is brought to a weight of mly 200 pounds at nine months of age. Improve the breeding as well as the method of feeding your stock and pake every pound of grain and every sour of labor count as much as pos-Hble. potiaho T Yll "lft5lTrf- 1 1 1 I I t H I I 1 I I I I I I I M I I I H r- OCXKHCOCKKKKKKK0K0000 STEEL IN HIS GLOVE IX By FRANK H. WILLIAMS XI CK0OOOO0KKXOOKO0K 4 I I I I I I I I H I I I I I I I I I I I I I I t- (Si, m, McClur Ne wepaper Syndicate.) I'M Sumner became suspicious the moment he beard the voice over the telephone. "This Is Dorothy WIspert," came the voice. "I was out hiking and fell down and broke my leg. I wish you'd come and get me without letting Dad know. I'm about a bulf mile from the Yellow Creek road, up the Dark Canyon trail Will you come at once?" "Where are you 'phoning?" queried Ed cautiously. "From a place called 'Dad's Cabin' It's a sort of store and place to eat I bad to auk what the name of the place Is. Will you be right out?" "Yes," Ed answered, and hung up the receiver. Ed stood for a moment after this thinking deeply. Dorothy Wlspert was the daughter of the man who em ployed him as chauffeur. Why didn't she want her dad to know about the accident? And why bad her voice been so strained? Undoubtedly the fact that Ed was deeply in love with Dorothy made him keenly atune to any alteration In her voice. And the fact that as a rlvhl for her hand he had dangerous Morti mer Schuyler made him particularly ready to consider anything unusual as being suspicious. So Ed stood silent by the telephone for a few moments considering the situation from every angle. Of one tiling he was sure. Dorothy bad called him and she was In trouble. Accordingly Ed raced from the Wis pert garage, where he had received the message, to the curb In front of the magnificent home where Wlspert's newest and biggest automobile was parked. It took but a short time for the powerful car to make the twenty-mile run on the Yellow Creek road to Dark Canyon. Once at the trail leading up the canyon Ed parked and locked the car and placed a' heavy wrench in his coat pocket to use as a weapon in case of necessity, lie swore at himself for neglecting to bring an automatic pistol with him. Ed's excitement rose as he hurried onward. The trail seemed endless. Would he never reach "Dad's Cabin"? ' Suddenly and unexpectedly Ed swung around the bend In the trail and gaw before bin) an opening in the trees in the midst of which stood a little cabin. And, on the porch, was Dorothy, safe and sound 1 Ed ran toward her with a little clutch at his heart. She rose as he came toward her and he saw that she stood firmly and without help. Her leg was not broken at all. "Oh. Ed," cried Dorothy, as she hur ried off the porch to him, "they made me do it. They threatened terrible things If I didn't do It And I'm so afraid for you I" At the light flashing In her eyes at this Ed felt a great leap of his heart He saw that she cared for him. And In a wild whirl of emotions he caught her to him and kissed her. Rudely they were jerked apart by three men who hurried to them and Ed, wrenching himself partly free and looking around, found himself glaring at the vicious face of Mortimer Schuyler. "No cheap bum like you is going to steal my girl !" snarled Schuyler. "I've got you out here to prove to her you're a coward and a bum. We'll fight It out here, In the open, man to man." Ed turned to see Dorothy straining toward him, but the man holding her jerked her back toward the porch. He turned back again toward Schuyler, and as he did so Schuyler, with some thing which looked like a pocket atom izer, shot a stream of strangely smell ing powder straight Into Ed's face. At once a drowsy feeling swept over Ed. He knew that he had been drugged I ' "Stand up and fight you coward!" cried Schuyler In a voice that was evi dently meant to carry to Dorothy on the porch. "You've been deluding this girl by posing as a hero. Now I'll show you up for what you are. Stand up and fight If you're man enough 1" In a lightning flash Ed saw the pre dicament he was In. If he appealed to Dorothy and told her he'd been drugged, Schuyler would say he was simply a coward and yellow. On the other hand, If he did fight, Schuyler would be sure to knock him out. Whatever he did, It looked to him as though he would lose the girl of his heart Ed, being the real man that he was, chose the man's part Fairly reeling from the effects of the drug and with his strength sapped, he yet stood up. Schuyler made a pass at Ed which he weakly warded off and tried to come back with the sort of a wallop with which, under ordinary circum stances, he could easily have floored Schuyler. But there was no force be hind his punch. Slowly Schuyler now began to bat ter Ed. It was evident to Ed that Schuyler Intended to make It look as though Ed simply couldn't fight at all, Ed saw that Schuyler felt that, with Ed shown up to be a poor fighter, all would be oft between Ed and Dorothy. Time and again Schuyler's blows came home on Ed's face and body. Each blow and the Increasing power of the drug further weakened Ed. How much longer could his dragged body stand op against this punishment? Ed looked weakly toward the porch. Dorothy's look of astonishment brought back some of Ed's usual force and nerve. He gathered himself to gether. He would leap at Schuyler and down him with one blow. Then as Ed waited be vaguely real ized that Schuyler was hitting only with his right hand. Why was this? Ed ready to leap In, found the drug holding him back a second too long. He saw Schuyler's left hand strike out He saw the hand was gloved. And as Schuyler's left hand met bis chin be realized that In the glove was a heavy piece of Iron or steel. All the stars In the sky flashed for a moment In front of Ed's eyes before he toppled over. Tve lost her I" was the thought that flashed through, Ed's mind as be sank into unconsciousness. He opened his eyes suddenly, look ing upward and then closed them again. Surely be was dreaming. But when he again opened his eyes be saw that it was no dream. His head lay on Dorothy's lap, her hand was strok ing his forehead and In her eyes was a light that stirred his very soul. Then he became conscious of an other person standing nearby, ne saw that it was John Wlspert his million aire employer. He got slowly and limply to his feet "I've been a fool I" he said rather humbly to John WlsperL "I might have known you'd never let your daughter marry your chauffeur I" "You're a square fellow," exclaimed Wispert, astonishingly. "I saw this whole affair. I was afraid Schuyler was going io pull something, so I fol lowed him up here. I saw him drug you. You acted like a man. Of course you can marry my daughter. I know Just how you feeL You see, I started life as a cab driver myself Y' Errors in Pronunciation Too Common in America A most commendable effort Is being made to correct tbe too rapidly multi plying errors and corruptions In Eng lish pronunciation, and to gain a larger measure of uniformity In the spoken language. Of this there Is Indeed sore need ; far greater, I should say, than of spelling reform, which too often means deformity, observes Wil lis Fletcher Johnson In the North American Review. Perhaps the greatest evil of speech today is tbe tendency toward what I may call a weakening of tbe vowel sounds, coupled with a disregard of many of these niceties of enunciation which contribute to the vocal coloring of tbe language. The long, full sounds of "a" and "o," and of final "us" are the chief sufferers from weakening. I am no advocate of "mouthing out hol low oes and aes" but the loss to our speech from the abandonment of those orotund sounds may readily be per ceived hi listening for a moment to the utterance. In speech or song, of pure Castlllian, In which those tones predominate. The worst of It Is that this weaken ing of vowel sounds, and consequent loss of dignity, of vigor and of dis tinction Is a fault not merely or chief ly of the illiterate, but even more of those who possess education and pro fess culture. Venetian Glass The chief seat of the manufacture of glass and personal ornaments of the greatest beauty and excellence for many generations was Venice. Much obscurity remains as to when the glass works were first established there, but there can be little doubt that tbe taking of Constantinople in 1204 gave the Venetians the op portunity of acquiring additional knowledge of the art. During the Fourteenth century beads, false stones and Imitations of jewels, rather than cups and the like, seem to have been the chief produc tions of the Venice workman. Venetian glass Is usually of extreme thinness, being nearly always blown, and there Is an endless variety to be found In the shapes and In the ap plication of color, says the Detroit News. Glass-blowing, like throwing clay on the potter's wheel. Induces beautiful curved forms and tenuity of substance, and as a rule Venetian glass Is consistently characterized by adherence to the natural suggestions of tbe material Had Her Puzzled It was an old-fashioned village In County Cork, where a smart young man from London went to spend his holidays. During his stay be played havoc with the hearts of the fair sex. One night In the smoking room of the hotel at which he was staying, he confessed that he had kissed all tbe young women In the village except one. A young farmer, who had quite re cently married the belle of the village, overheard his remark, and went home and told his wife. "Arrah, now Patrick 1" she replied, and a puzzled expression crossed her face, "and who In the worruld can that wan be?" Golfer's Advice "You know her father?" asked the young man. "Yes," replied the golfer. "How shall I speak to him about marrying his daughter?" "Well, I'd do It after the gplf fash ion, entirely after the golf fashion." "What do you mean?" "With a cautiously , studied approach." You Want a Good Position Very well Take the Areonntancy A Ruaineaa ManAg-ement, Private Secretarial. Calculatnr- Comtometor. Stannirraphie, Penmanship, or Com mercial Jeechere Couraeat The foremost Businese CoiUve of the Northwe.t which haa won more Accuracy Awanla and Gold Meriala than any other achool in America. Send for our Succeaa Cataloa. Fourth Street near Mor rison, Portland. Ore. laae M. Walker, President Various Uses of Honey. Honey can be used safely In diseases where other sweets are Interdicted. In diabetes honey and saccharine replace other sweets. In the various diseases In which cod liver oil is prescribed, honey and cream, or honey and butter, can be used as a substitute. A Freth Start. Miss M. writes that while she was visiting her sister In the country she overslept one morning and was awak ened by her little niece, 3 years old, who exclaimed: "Aunt Annie, get up; the world has begun." Boston Eve ning Transcript. Worldlinets, . In the love of money, and the wis dom of this world, business Is pro posed, then the urgency of affairs push forward, nor can the mind In this state discern the good and perfect will of God concerning ns. John Woolman's Journal. Plant Travels an Inch a Year. One of the most extraordinary plants known Is the "traveling plant," which has a root formed of knots by which it annually advances about an inch from the place where it was first root ed. Mrs. H. B. Dick. Mi ,v 3 fry Advice For Mothers You Cannot Afford to Overlook One Word ol Thla Portland, Oreg. "Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a medicine that can be depended upon in all cases of women's weaknesses, and after an experience extending over twenty years I have no hesitation in" recommending the 'Prescription to mothers and expectant mothers. During expectant (periods I was always able to attend to my work right up to the last without the feel ing of b-.irden and weariness. My strength and spirits were greatly helped by this wonderful remedy and I am sure it had a beneficial effect upon my children. I do not usually care to give my name to recommend anything, but in the case of the 'Favorite Prescription', which js so good and reliable, and there is so much need of just such a tonic for women when burdens are heavy, I am willing to have my testimonial published." Mrs. H. B. Dick, 649 Umatilla Ave. Obtain Dr. Pierce's Prescription now, in liquid or tablets, from your druggist or send 10c for trial pkg. cf tablets to Dr. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y. That's an Idea. Efficiency Expert (after tour of of fice) Well, sir, I find an awful lot of pins on the floor. If you will give orders to the help to pick them up. they will receive bending exercises and you will save a lot of money on pins. Bad Luck Triplets. The natives of Barotseland, in Af rica, when any of their women bring triplets into the world, consider the birth as an ill-luck omen. One is kill ed and two are left, the reason being that the mother has only two breasts. Exactly. Our idea of absolute monotony is money that is inexhaustible, love that is never fickle, married life that is al ways harmonious and life that is really endless. Richmond Times-Dispatch. Foolish Question. "I suppose you were touched when your wife gave you that $100 watch on your birthday?" "Of course I was touched. How do you think she got the hundred?" Boston Transcript. Pessimistic Doctrine. The highest order of mind is ac cused of folly, as well as the lowest. Nothing is thoroughly approved but mediocrity. The majority has estab lished this, and it fixes its fangs on whatever gets beyond it either way. Pascal. I needed in every department of house keeping. Equally good for towel, table linen, aheeta and pillow caaea. Cncert P. N. U. No. 23, 1924 L is ua 3 r
