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\ I f HERE the ocean*. sum* and rlv-
’ V »>rs are. where happiness dwells,
where progress wends Its «a y among
the nations, the tliles are running day
and night In perfect harmony with the
mvsterioua force \\ hich Is prompting,
swaying, driving and compelling every
animate creuture to action.
Slowly we learn that these qnfore-
seen tides which seem so Irresistible,
so destructive to our fondest d re »—a
and aspirations, can he made suhse vl-
ent to our wishes, und how by a stroke
or two we may swim strongly with
their currents and reach our goal.
To some of us the very thought of
the constant motion of these tide* stig
goats that they are opposing us. seek
ing to sweep us under, when in reality
they are intended to develop our prow
ess to keep our heads above the waters
and carry us safely on to our destina
tion In spite of ourselves.
W e balk at doing this or that be
cause of opposition. We Inck the cour
age to breast the flood. In a moment
of desitalr we feel that It Is preferable
to destroy our ambitions and forget
them than to make the fight.
It Is pleasanter to alt by the Are and
picture castles In the air than it Is to
erect them on a substantial foundation.
And frequently, while we are thus Idly
dreaming, the tides pick us up and
whirl us off to some destitute island.
If In our temporary isolation we regain
our senses anti see ourselves as we real
ly are, we summon our spiritual and
physlcul strength aud strike out boldly
for the main land.
Whatever our sensations may have
been In the grip of such emotions. If
we have withla us the right qualities,
we are likely later In our careers to
become more enrnest, capable und pa
tient.
The old egotism, narrow selfishness
and churlish temper, which were pull
ing us down beneath the waters, have
»curried away.
W e have become more charitable,
more neighborly, more Inclined to pull
with the tides than to oppose them
when opposition Is of no avail. W e
heed cheerfully the advice of our su
periors Insteud of rejecting It with
ugly words of protestation or rising up
In rebellion against well-meant author
ity.
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cret of success is to know when to
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Hen Charged With Theft of Gem Freed by Judge
Boston.— A ben cannot steal, and the court said, as Strom had not com
1’nleas Strom relents
I.ady Camille Is beyond the dutches mined larceny.
of the law, it was ruled in the Chel and extracts the Jewel or tells the
sea district court by Judge Blossom bird to Hennessey, the latter moat do
So the blue Orpington hen which without his diamond.
plucked a diamond from a ring on the
Body Is Sliced In Two.
Anger of Oeogge A Hennessey and was
Neenah. WIs.— RudHph Dledrlrkaon.
arrested for larceny was restored to
twenty-four years old. of .Neenah waj
her coop at a chicken show here.
Hrcneasej bad no redress against sawed completely In two w hen he acci
John Strom, owner of Lady Camilla. dentally fell on a buzz saw.
The young lady across the way says
that with all hla faults Napoleon was
the struagest president Franca avai
had.
Why Mr. Minch
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“Mr. Minch!’’ whispered u still,
small voice at the lull floorwalker's
elbow, “Mr. Minch I"
As the big blonde man did not rec
ognize this “still, small voice” as the
voice of hla conscience, he bent hla
heud down to observe Lottie Miller, a
diminutive bundle wrapper, who was
registering great secrecy. “Kiu I speak
a word to you?"
Bachelor though he was, Donald
Minch knew that when a woman uska
to say one word she meant a score or
more, ao he led the girl aside to a
quiet spot.
“What’s the matter, Lottie? Any
thing l»een stolen?"
“Nothing like that, Mr. Minch. It's
about the picnic.”
“A h a!”
Mr. Minch, as chairman of the en
tertainment committee of the annual
picnic and merrymaking of the Smith
Stores, Inc., to he held at llolliday
Beach next Saturday, listened atten
tively.
"You know that new girl on the
gloves?”
“Which one?”
Lottie sniffed. “Only one worth no
ticing, Mr. Minch. Name's Mary S >l*h
— I bet that don't tell you anything.”
“Don't be sassy, little girl 1” warned
the floorman austerely. “There is an
other girl, blue eyes, curly hair and
little freckles on her nose. A pretty— ”
“And he never noticed her!" mur
mured Lottie, unafraid.
"What about her?”
"Mary Smith's been crying off and
on all day. She Isn’t going to the pic
nic i"
“Why Isn't «he going?"
“She won’t tell; Just want! to go
aud can't. It's Just tragic!” sniffed
Lottie, who loved the “movies."
Mr. Minch looked disturbed. “Send
her to me, Lottie. I will wait here."
Lottie sped away on her errand, nnd
Donald Minch looked watchfully <uit
of the corners of fine blue eyes in the
direction of the distant glove counter.
Presently the dainty form of Mary
Smith came toward him. There w as
timid appeal In her soft glance and a
scared look as of one summoned be
fore high justice.
“Y'ou sent for me, Mr. Minch?”
He nodded kindly and took a note
book from tits pocket and poised a sil
ver pencil. "Let me see, Miss Smith,
you are In department 38?” he asked.
“Y’es, sir; gloves.”
"How long have you been with us?”
"Four weeks.”
He looked at the open page of his
notebook. “You know I ant chairman
of the entertainment committee of the
picnic next Saturday?"
“Y'es, sir," in nn awed tone.
“I ain checking the names of tho:ve
who are going. All employees are ex
pected to nttend If able. Your name
la not checked. Why?”
“I am afraid that I canuot go, sir.”
“Er—domestic objection or trouble?”
he asked kindly.
Mary Smith smiled sadly and her
smile was beautiful. It sturtled him.
“No home trouble, Mr. Minch.
I
have no home— my people are all dead.
I am quite alone. I would love to
come to the picnic, hut I am a perfect
stranger here and I have no friends,
so I thought I would stay at home.”
He shook his handsome head. “That
will not do at all. Mias Smith. It will
do you good to come and get acquaint
ed with the other workers. This Is a
get-together party, arrungod by llarrl-
aon Smith— what Is the matter? Are
you ill?"
Mary Smith was lennlng against a
pillar, looking white and startled.
“Oh, no. Y'ou were saying some
thing about llarrlson Smith— it Is a
common name enough, but I had an
uncle by that name.”
"Indeed? Where la he?”
“W e do not know— we never knewr.
lie and my father became separated
when they were quite young men and
lost tight of each other entirely. Dad
always said lie was sure that his
brother was dead— he traveled all over
the world.”
“That Is very Interesting Indeed,
and now. Miss Smith. I shall expect
to see you at the picnic bright and
early Saturday morning. Busses will
be at the store to run you out to the
park. Be here at nine o'clock.”
“Thank you, Mr. Minch. You are
very kind Indeed,” she murmured, her
pale cheeks growing pink under bis
sdmlrlng gaze. If Mr. Minch had
known that his eyes were betraying
him he would have closed them swift
ly, for he was a young man who ap
preciated the responsibility of his po
sition with llarrlson Smith, Inc., and
a remote manner toward tlis young
women of the company was a notice
able characteristic.
" If yon are not there, yon will be
docked." he told Mary Smith.
So Mary Smith went hack to her
counter, observed by all her fellow
workers.
“You certainly struck twelve with
Minch!” ren srked Fffla Brady, also at
the glove counter.
"H ow absurd!'' Mushed Mary again,
whereupon Ella Brady sent a wink
across the aisle to Lottie Miller, whose
kindly Intervention had changed the
world for one girl— and for one man.
YVhaf a wonderful Saturday that
was. To begin with. It was a perfect
ly beautiful day
Holliday park had
t-een reserved ■ *'-'u»lvely for the
Smith picnic, sn-l with the fresh green
of the trees and visas and the blue at
the surrounding water, there was
nothing more to be desired for a play
ground.
As chairman of the entertalument
committee. Mr. Donald Minch was
here, there and everywhere, directing
games, leading the dancing In the pa
vilion. always finding time to help
some one else have a good time; mak
ing introductions, seeking out the lone
ly and the unpopular ones, muktng
everybody happy. Neither did he neg
lect hla own pleasure, for did he not
dunce repeatedly with pretty Mary
Smith until her cheek* were us pink
as her frock? For his purt, Mr. Minch
quite made up his mind that a bache
lor's life was dull indeed. Whereupon
he sought out Mary and Invited her to
attend the theater with him one uight
the following week.
At thia particular moment along
came Mr. llarrlson Smith, a breexy,
opulent gentleman, who shook hands
with Mr. Minch aud looked tnqulriugly
at Mary.
“A strange face to me, Mr. Minch.
This Is one of our flock, I suppose?"
he asked genially.
“Miss Mary Smith of the glove coun
ter— has been with us a month. She
says she has an uncle somewhere In
the world who bears the same name
as yours." said Mr. Minch, us he pre
sented Mr. Harrison Smith.
"Bun away, Minch, while l question
Miss Smith— 1 nmy be her long lost
uncle, although I have no strawberry
mark on my left arm," said Mr. Smith.
"Ah, my uncle Harrison didn't have
one either, hut he did have one on his
left thumb,” laughed Mary.
Mr. Harrison Smith calmly held out
his left thumb. "W b a t’s that?” he
asked.
"O h !" cried "lary frightened.
"A re you i y brother's daughter?”
calmly asked he successful merchant.
“My father was Hobart Henry
Smith."
"Where Is he now— don't answer,
my deur. I see It In your fuce. I did
not know what had become of any of
his family. I have spent much time
and money—"
Ills genial face was
overcast with sorrow.
“W e are alone— we two,” he said
after a while. “You must come and
be my daughter.”
Just then Mr. Minch came along
and heard the whole story. "Get all
the folks together, Minch. I want to
tell them about my udopted daughter.”
And as Mr. Minch, looking depressed
enough over the shuttering of his plans
for a wife named Mury, Mr. Smith
drew him aside with a little slap on
the shoulder. "There’ll be no objec
tion on my part if she wants to umrry
a likely young man in my store, say
the general manager, eh Minch?”
And Mr. Minch smiled.
NEW AIRSHIP LINE PLANNED
Luxurious Zeppelins to Fly Between
Spain and South America In
Near Future.
Plans for nn airship line between
Spain anil South America have been
completed.
The k'ng of Spain i largely respon
sible for Its Inception, and the
p-
pelln coni ¡any Is reported to have le-
ceived a commission to construct a r-
shlps with a cnpiiclty of 4.500,000 cub e
feet, n length of 825 feet, capable of
currying forty Passengers, mails >n l
goods, and havli.T a cruising apcod " f
nearly seventy nnips per hour, for this
service.
The details of these vessels, wt h
are given In the English aclentlflc Jour
nal. Discovery, show a luxurious caVn
with a social hall und ten four-berth
sections somewhat similar to thnae of
a Pullman car. The work of conatn c-
tlon Is expected to take two years, a d
the service will probably be Inaugu
rated In 10-!Y
It Is anticipated that the lonrn -y
from Spain to Argentina will •equi-e
a little over three days, nnd t'l# re
turn Journey something over four davs,
the longer time on the eaatward c< •’ se
being due to prevailing head winds,
says the Living Age.
Seville will l>e the European ter
minal and Cordoba the Argentine ter
minal. Buenos Aires Is an unsatisfac
tory landing point on account of lt|
variable winds.
Mrs. E. L. Hendon
The Anpci'lin^CIia/in of HeaitL!
Portland, Oreg.— ” 1 c.'n speak in
j terms ol highest praise of ..!l of
Dr. Pierce’s remedies, especially the
| ‘Favorite Prescription’ for woman's
ailments and as a tonic and nervine,
and the Pleasant Pellets for stomach
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my family, whenever I have been
in a run-down weakened or nervous
condition, I have always been
strengthened and helped by the use
i f the 'Favorite Prescription*. And
in later years when my stomach
has become disordered, and my food
seems to disagree with me. then Dr.
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relief."— Mrs. E. L. Henson, 703 E.
6th St., North.
Start at once with the "Prescrip-
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Signs That Command Attention.
"Drive safely. A fatal accident oc
curred here.” A number of signs beur-
ing this inscription have been posted
on a Massachusetts highway near
Boston, at points where persons have
been killed by automobiles.
Book of Human Life.
As we live each of us writes a chap
ter in the book of human life. W e
write either in characters of good or
in letters of evil. Homo of us arc
i using both. Pity It is some do not
renlize what they're doing.—Grit.
Knife Handles 30,000 Years Old.
About 500 tons of Ivory are used
every year for knife handles and dec
orative work. It is obtained from the
walrus, the elephant and the masto
don. The handles of your table knives
may easily be 30,000 years old.
Practical Joke Ended Love.
My first love affair ended when the
boy of my dreams attached a fluffy
lamb's tall to a piece of wire and
fastened it In my swa-uter. I. unaware,
puruded down the main streets of the
town. -Exchange.
“ Pig Iron.”
Pig iron is so called because the
molten metal Is run into a long mass
| with shorter pieces attached to It at
right angles.
The long pieces are
called the sow and the shorter are
called tho pigs.
Bees Have Hip Pockets.
In the bee's legs are pockets for
holding pollen, each pocket being
closed by rows of bristles which Inter
lock In the most wonderful manner, so
preventing the pollen from falling out.
Use of Mind's “Windows.”
Our minds are full of windows. Borne
of us are too busy to look out. Some
look out occasionally. Some think they
“sea it all.” Y'et none of us uses those
windows as we should, else we’d have
broader vision.
“Adam's Apple.”
"Adam 's apple” received its name
from the belief ef the ancients that a
piece of apple given to Adam by Eve
stuck in his throat.
When Electric Globes Pop.
The strength of the glass prevents
an electric light bulb from bursting.
In Agony.
When a bulb Is broken with a blow,
Everything had gone well with tlis | the "pop” is the result of the fact that
newly married couple. Directly after i the Interior was not filled with air.
their honeymoon they had taken
rooms In a hotel and so they had no
Might Be Useful Some Times.
housekeeping worries to mar their
“ I see you always carry a spare
happiness.
Disillusionment came when they took 'lire ," remarked Brown. “ Yes,” replied
a furnished house at a seaside town, Black, "and when my wife Is driving I
sweet young Angelica undertaking to wish I could carry a spare neck, too.”
look after the cooking.
It was fnr — Cincinnati Enquirer.
from being a success. The pastry was
always as hard as a brick and tb*
Sea Life Under Great Pressure.
puddings— w ell!
Life has been found In the sea at
One day they had a picnic on tho depths of more than 24,000 feet, al
seashore and were sitting watching
though at such depths any object Is
the waves, when Angelica exclaimed
under a pressure of 10,000 pounds to
dramatically:
tha square inch.
“How the sea moans!”
“No wonder,” replied her husband
Helpmeet Imperative.
pessimistically, “I havs Just throws
No man can either live piously or
soma of your caka Into It.”
die righteous without a wife.— Richter.
Ha Knew.
Halfway through the recend act tha
heroine, after having been left starr
ing with ■ bunch of children, and gen
erally having been “put through It,”
got tired of this sort of treatment and
m 2 fo r baby'* chwbe*, w in ke*P th*m
shot the villain dead.
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“What have I done?” she cried In Im
T r y R a a d * a a lo r yoaraalf. A i g r t t m
passioned tones. “What have I done?”
“Shot the best bloomin' actor In tho
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