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SU Washing ¿on St. Between F ifth a n l Sixth Streets P O R T L A N D . OREGON Select Residential & Transient loth *r.u Yamhill. Portland. Oregon. Modern — Fireproof — American I Ian R A T E S M O D E R A TE 'OKE POINT OYSTER GRILLE THE C O O D EATS A T PO PU LA R PRICES SEA FOODS. Hotel You Will Feci at Home Here. Opposite S. P. Waiting Room Fourth ard Stark. * IF ITS ANYTHING L\ FISH W E H AVE IT. Portland's newest and most beautiful residential hotel opened Sep­ tember 1. 1J23. E very Room with Path. Unusual Dining-room Service I heaters. Banks and Shops. Garage. Cars to mil parts o f city pa s The Campbell Court HotaL Kates Moderate. Eleventh St. s t Main CAMPBELL COURT HOTEL TR U C K S REPUBLIC, FAGEOL, 7 Speed, Bear Tractors New--Usod--Kebuilt All Sizes. A ll Prices. Terms I^rpe stock Parts. SERVICE Write for FREE Catalog ^ Pr. >es O. V . B A L L S Y CO. 9th and Burnside. Por4!and. O re 1 ROOT AND HERD REMEDIES I f iak«n in tim «. prevent op^’-it.ona fur Diabetes. Catarrh. Asthma. Lung. Throat. Liver. K f iuev. Rheumatism. Blood, Stomach and ail fem ale diaorder* Biadder Troubles. The C. Gee » o Remedies are harmless a* no drugs or poison are used. Cf'rr.i'tibcd of the choisest medicinal roots, hobs, buds and bark, im­ ported by us from far away oriental countries. Call or Write for Informât.on C. Gee W o Chinese Medicine Company New Location—262W Alder St.. S. W . Cor. Third, Portland, Oregon ____________________ Established ¿3 Years in Portland.___________________ G L A S S E S IN FO R M A T IO N That Fit— None Better DEPARTMENT CHARGES REASONABLE P le a t in g — E m b ro id e ry Dr. Harry Brown Hem stitching. Buttons Covered. STEPHAN'S 149 Third St. i 165V* Tenth St.. Portland PO R TLAND . OREC O N A T T E N T IO N L A D IE S Sanitary B eauty P a rlo rs— W e fix you up. we make all kinds of H a ir Goods o f your combings. Join our School of Beauty Culture. 1 400 t? 414 Dokiira Bldg., Phi.ne B roadw ay ^ The Union Pacific has just received 6902, Portland. Oregon. from the pre-s a new pocket edition in­ M OLER B A R B E R COLLEGE T e a c h e s t r a d e in 8 w eek s. S o m e pay dexed map o f the Pacific Northwest, w h ile le a r n in g . P o s it io n s secu red . W r i t e which is perhaps the most complete fo r c a ta lo g u e . 234 liu r n s id e s t r e e t, P o r t ­ and convenient map of Oregon and la n d ^ O re g o n .________ ______ _____________ New Pacific Northwest Pocket Map Washington ever published?- A copy will be sent free to any address by Wm. McMurrav, General Fa.-scnger Agent, Pittock Block. Portland, Oregon, upon receipt of request by card or letter. W e s ta rte d o u r w e e k ly a u c tio n s a les W e d n e s d a y , N o v . 21st. I f y o u h a v e a n y ­ t h in g to c o n s ig n in h o rs es, m u le s, cn ttle, h a r n e s s o r w nirons. a ls o fa r m Im p le m e n ts y o u c a n sh ip d ir e c t to th e N o r th P o rtla n d H o r s e A M u le C o m p a n y . W ir e , w r it e o r p h o n e E m p ir e 0121, a n d w e w ill g iv e you p ro m p t a tie n tlo n . N o r t h P o r t la n d H o r s e A M u le C o., N o . P o r t la n d , O r e g o n . W e Specialize in RkJe , Pt! s. Woe', Mt fcair, Tallew. Cascara, Oregon Gripe Root Co-t Skins, Horse Hair W rite for Shipping T a m A !at»*st Price List B R A Z IN G . W E L D IN O * C U T T IN G N orth west W eld in g & Supply Co., » 8 1st fit. C U T F L O W E R S 4 F L O R A L D E S IG N S Clarke Bros.. Florists. 287 M orrison HI. P E R S O N A L -------------------------------------------------* M arry if L o n e ly ; most successful " H o m e M a k e r " ; hundreds rich ; confidential ; r e li­ a b le ; years experien ce; descriptions free, " T h e Successful C lub,’ * Mrs. Nash. B ox 60S. O aklard, C alifornia GOI NG TO BUILD? W e have hundred» o f plan» at llO.no and up. Send us a sketch o f the home yqp want and w e will sub­ mit simitar specimen plans. N o obligation except ! to return plans i f not suitahie. MIRRORS AND GLASS O. M. A K E R S ONION AfEMf MJ.1T8. FORTUM:. OAUCN. Branch at Pocatello. Idaho Central Mirror & Glass Works M a r u fa i- t u r r r * o f H ig h G r a d e F r e n c h M ir r o r s ; R e v e lin g : D a m a g e d M ir r o r * R e - u llv e r e d , 40 o a s q u a r e fo o t, a r d M ir r o r s F ram ed C la s « f o r A u t o C u r t a in », W in d ­ s h ie ld * . H e a d lig h t s an d a ll P u rp o s e s . 355 W h e e le r S tr e e t, P o r t la n d , O r e g o n . R U N N IN G T ID E S \ I f HERE the ocean*. sum* and rlv- ’ V »>rs are. where happiness dwells, where progress wends Its «a y among the nations, the tliles are running day and night In perfect harmony with the mvsterioua force \\ hich Is prompting, swaying, driving and compelling every animate creuture to action. Slowly we learn that these qnfore- seen tides which seem so Irresistible, so destructive to our fondest d re »—a and aspirations, can he made suhse vl- ent to our wishes, und how by a stroke or two we may swim strongly with their currents and reach our goal. To some of us the very thought of the constant motion of these tide* stig goats that they are opposing us. seek­ ing to sweep us under, when in reality they are intended to develop our prow­ ess to keep our heads above the waters and carry us safely on to our destina­ tion In spite of ourselves. W e balk at doing this or that be­ cause of opposition. We Inck the cour­ age to breast the flood. In a moment of desitalr we feel that It Is preferable to destroy our ambitions and forget them than to make the fight. It Is pleasanter to alt by the Are and picture castles In the air than it Is to erect them on a substantial foundation. And frequently, while we are thus Idly dreaming, the tides pick us up and whirl us off to some destitute island. If In our temporary isolation we regain our senses anti see ourselves as we real­ ly are, we summon our spiritual and physlcul strength aud strike out boldly for the main land. Whatever our sensations may have been In the grip of such emotions. If we have withla us the right qualities, we are likely later In our careers to become more enrnest, capable und pa­ tient. The old egotism, narrow selfishness and churlish temper, which were pull­ ing us down beneath the waters, have »curried away. W e have become more charitable, more neighborly, more Inclined to pull with the tides than to oppose them when opposition Is of no avail. W e heed cheerfully the advice of our su­ periors Insteud of rejecting It with ugly words of protestation or rising up In rebellion against well-meant author­ ity. And this Is as it should be. The se­ cret of success is to know when to buffet the tides and when to flout com­ placently with them. ((£). 1923, b y M cC lu re N e w s p a p e r S y n d ic a t e .) --------- o --------- Has Anyone Laughed At You ----- By E T H E L R PEYSER Because— C L E A N IN G A N D D Y E IN G For reliable Cleaning and Dyo- inir service »end parcels to ua. W e pay return poptajre. In fo rm ­ ation and prices ¿iven upon re­ quest. E N K E S C IT Y D Y E W O R K S.. Established 1890. Portland. O r « P ortland H ide & W ool C o . m b, P. J. WJIXER Designing and D raftin g. 511-12 Couch Building. Portland. Oregon. Set of CQ .00 Teeth, $ 0 W e guarantee material and workmanship. Painless extraction o f teeth. M r. 2" years in Removed without injury to the skin by N ey-B om IT. S. D E N T IS TS . 245V, V. u h - Depilatory. Sample on request. Ney-Born Lab­ iiiy to iifo r . .-ttoi.J, I\ rt ur. 1. » ’!• ,” *n. oratories. 519 Morgan Bldg.. Portland, Orejron. SUPERFLUOUS HAIR i You Never Break a Date? “You are really awfully coui- mon-plaee,” “You are socially unengaged," "4'ou seem to have little work to do.” All these things have been fired at you. teaRlngly because you keep your dates! You are right to keep your dates! Why should you break this contract any more than any other kind of unwritten contract? To be sure, you often get “left,” but you know you are right— and that’a a help. Anyhow you don’t have to keep "wurce" to keep rare. SO Your get-away here la: You’ve done your beat to make both enda meet and if they do not— it's up to the other feller. (£ ) by M cC lurs N ew spaper Synd icate.) -O - H it C h O iC * BUY THE BEST HORSE COLLAR MADE * oting USED FORDS CCHVES. SEDANS. TO U RIN G S. ROADSTERS Ka-v Terms Used Fords Bought and Sold F A R N H A M A W IL L IA M S . INC.. W**st Side (T w o Store*«» Last Sid*». 28 Nor. 11th SL and 211 Grand A ve.. Portland, B A T T E R I E S $10 fIR FC .O N B A T T F B Y CO. «S Grand Avenue. Phun«. L u t 1000. PO RTLAND . OREGON A l l lo n g r y e s t r a w s tu ffe d . In s is t on h a v in g th e c o lla r w it h th e “ F i s h " L a b e l. If y o u r d e a le r d o c s n o t h a n d le th is b r a n d cellar, w r i t e to ua d ir e c t . Everbmke— Say, dud, what Is a preferred creditor? Old Everbroke— It's a matter of ! taste, my son. I prefer the easy, j good-natured kind, with short metn- I orle*. P. ih A R K E Y A SON 53 Union Av., Portland. Ore. N o r t h P o r t la n d H o r s e A M u le C o. w ill hold w e e k ly a u c tio n s a le s a t th e I'n tn n S to c k y a r d * . N o r th P o r t la n d , ea< h W e d ­ n e s d a y a t o n e o 'c lo c k . I f you h a v e a n y ­ t h in g t o s e ll In h o rs es, m u le s o r m ilc h r o w s , o r h a r n e s s a n d w a g o n * , w e w-ould be g la d t o s o l i i i t > ou r business^' a s w e a r e a lw a y s In to u c h w ith b u y ers. T J h e Y o tin g L a d y A c ro ss th e W a y "LITE-FOOT” P o w d ere d DANCE FLOOR WAX For many y . . " l h - e . •W '/'ak L it * 4 i ■ t r s s t ia i ’S W S * A d , G U A R A N T V A \ po»..t»plf !• «V « • » 4 CKOI t f . I N G •••• ? j l A g!iiâ*â»g’ca; CHJ&.V d e a n , m . d J * 0 AMP MORRISON FORTI ARb. Oft E G O » M C N tiC M P m i S P A P g g Wr i t N W - T ' N f r G ive» smooth G I M f i f A t ?» i»h to hanl or soft-wood floors. N O ACID. G RE ASE O R DUST. Y ou r rinirm st ha» it. I f rot, nerd us stamps. Tie for cne-p*.und p » - k * c * C LARKE. WOODW ARD DRUG CO. Portland, Oregon. Hen Charged With Theft of Gem Freed by Judge Boston.— A ben cannot steal, and the court said, as Strom had not com 1’nleas Strom relents I.ady Camille Is beyond the dutches mined larceny. of the law, it was ruled in the Chel­ and extracts the Jewel or tells the sea district court by Judge Blossom bird to Hennessey, the latter moat do So the blue Orpington hen which without his diamond. plucked a diamond from a ring on the Body Is Sliced In Two. Anger of Oeogge A Hennessey and was Neenah. WIs.— RudHph Dledrlrkaon. arrested for larceny was restored to twenty-four years old. of .Neenah waj her coop at a chicken show here. Hrcneasej bad no redress against sawed completely In two w hen he acci­ John Strom, owner of Lady Camilla. dentally fell on a buzz saw. The young lady across the way says that with all hla faults Napoleon was the struagest president Franca avai had. Why Mr. Minch S m ile d By C LA R ISS A M A C K IE . I Ufc» 1934. by McClura N «w «yapar >> u a;cat* ) “Mr. Minch!’’ whispered u still, small voice at the lull floorwalker's elbow, “Mr. Minch I" As the big blonde man did not rec­ ognize this “still, small voice” as the voice of hla conscience, he bent hla heud down to observe Lottie Miller, a diminutive bundle wrapper, who was registering great secrecy. “Kiu I speak a word to you?" Bachelor though he was, Donald Minch knew that when a woman uska to say one word she meant a score or more, ao he led the girl aside to a quiet spot. “What’s the matter, Lottie? Any­ thing l»een stolen?" “Nothing like that, Mr. Minch. It's about the picnic.” “A h a!” Mr. Minch, as chairman of the en­ tertainment committee of the annual picnic and merrymaking of the Smith Stores, Inc., to he held at llolliday Beach next Saturday, listened atten­ tively. "You know that new girl on the gloves?” “Which one?” Lottie sniffed. “Only one worth no­ ticing, Mr. Minch. Name's Mary S >l*h — I bet that don't tell you anything.” “Don't be sassy, little girl 1” warned the floorman austerely. “There is an­ other girl, blue eyes, curly hair and little freckles on her nose. A pretty— ” “And he never noticed her!" mur­ mured Lottie, unafraid. "What about her?” "Mary Smith's been crying off and on all day. She Isn’t going to the pic­ nic i" “Why Isn't «he going?" “She won’t tell; Just want! to go aud can't. It's Just tragic!” sniffed Lottie, who loved the “movies." Mr. Minch looked disturbed. “Send her to me, Lottie. I will wait here." Lottie sped away on her errand, nnd Donald Minch looked watchfully n l goods, and havli.T a cruising apcod " f nearly seventy nnips per hour, for this service. The details of these vessels, wt h are given In the English aclentlflc Jour­ nal. Discovery, show a luxurious caVn with a social hall und ten four-berth sections somewhat similar to thnae of a Pullman car. The work of conatn c- tlon Is expected to take two years, a d the service will probably be Inaugu­ rated In 10-!Y It Is anticipated that the lonrn -y from Spain to Argentina will •equi-e a little over three days, nnd t'l# re­ turn Journey something over four davs, the longer time on the eaatward c< •’ se being due to prevailing head winds, says the Living Age. Seville will l>e the European ter­ minal and Cordoba the Argentine ter­ minal. Buenos Aires Is an unsatisfac­ tory landing point on account of lt| variable winds. Mrs. E. L. Hendon The Anpci'lin^CIia/in of HeaitL! Portland, Oreg.— ” 1 c.'n speak in j terms ol highest praise of ..!l of Dr. Pierce’s remedies, especially the | ‘Favorite Prescription’ for woman's ailments and as a tonic and nervine, and the Pleasant Pellets for stomach ] and liver ills. \Y bile bringing up my family, whenever I have been in a run-down weakened or nervous condition, I have always been strengthened and helped by the use i f the 'Favorite Prescription*. And in later years when my stomach has become disordered, and my food seems to disagree with me. then Dr. Pierce’s Pellets give me immediate relief."— Mrs. E. L. Henson, 703 E. 6th St., North. Start at once with the "Prescrip- | tion" and see how quickly you pick j up— fed stronger and belli r YVrite Dr Pierce, President Invalids’ Hotel j in Buffalo, N. Y . for free advice, or I send 10c for trial pkjj. tablets. Signs That Command Attention. "Drive safely. A fatal accident oc­ curred here.” A number of signs beur- ing this inscription have been posted on a Massachusetts highway near Boston, at points where persons have been killed by automobiles. Book of Human Life. As we live each of us writes a chap­ ter in the book of human life. W e write either in characters of good or in letters of evil. Homo of us arc i using both. Pity It is some do not renlize what they're doing.—Grit. Knife Handles 30,000 Years Old. About 500 tons of Ivory are used every year for knife handles and dec­ orative work. It is obtained from the walrus, the elephant and the masto­ don. The handles of your table knives may easily be 30,000 years old. Practical Joke Ended Love. My first love affair ended when the boy of my dreams attached a fluffy lamb's tall to a piece of wire and fastened it In my swa-uter. I. unaware, puruded down the main streets of the town. -Exchange. “ Pig Iron.” Pig iron is so called because the molten metal Is run into a long mass | with shorter pieces attached to It at right angles. The long pieces are called the sow and the shorter are called tho pigs. Bees Have Hip Pockets. In the bee's legs are pockets for holding pollen, each pocket being closed by rows of bristles which Inter­ lock In the most wonderful manner, so preventing the pollen from falling out. Use of Mind's “Windows.” Our minds are full of windows. Borne of us are too busy to look out. Some look out occasionally. Some think they “sea it all.” Y'et none of us uses those windows as we should, else we’d have broader vision. “Adam's Apple.” "Adam 's apple” received its name from the belief ef the ancients that a piece of apple given to Adam by Eve stuck in his throat. When Electric Globes Pop. The strength of the glass prevents an electric light bulb from bursting. In Agony. When a bulb Is broken with a blow, Everything had gone well with tlis | the "pop” is the result of the fact that newly married couple. Directly after i the Interior was not filled with air. their honeymoon they had taken rooms In a hotel and so they had no Might Be Useful Some Times. housekeeping worries to mar their “ I see you always carry a spare happiness. Disillusionment came when they took 'lire ," remarked Brown. “ Yes,” replied a furnished house at a seaside town, Black, "and when my wife Is driving I sweet young Angelica undertaking to wish I could carry a spare neck, too.” look after the cooking. It was fnr — Cincinnati Enquirer. from being a success. The pastry was always as hard as a brick and tb* Sea Life Under Great Pressure. puddings— w ell! Life has been found In the sea at One day they had a picnic on tho depths of more than 24,000 feet, al­ seashore and were sitting watching though at such depths any object Is the waves, when Angelica exclaimed under a pressure of 10,000 pounds to dramatically: tha square inch. “How the sea moans!” “No wonder,” replied her husband Helpmeet Imperative. pessimistically, “I havs Just throws No man can either live piously or soma of your caka Into It.” die righteous without a wife.— Richter. Ha Knew. Halfway through the recend act tha heroine, after having been left starr­ ing with ■ bunch of children, and gen­ erally having been “put through It,” got tired of this sort of treatment and m 2 fo r baby'* chwbe*, w in ke*P th*m shot the villain dead. •w art and eeow y-w b H # aa«i! w orn oa*. “What have I done?” she cried In Im­ T r y R a a d * a a lo r yoaraalf. A i g r t t m passioned tones. “What have I done?” “Shot the best bloomin' actor In tho „ c , ,;.Z. J7 at HNKtWALKEJt N M ila n : i u m n im collegi show, miss,” came tb* feply from tb# > h lr r > «t. moat p arfo ctly equip pod gallery. pa* T r a in in g R eh -poi In t b a Itw tk - R ed Cross BALL BLUE I Whet He Needed. flsmpson He's bashful. Why don’t you give him a little encouragement ? ftellah- Encouragement? He needs a cheer.ag section.— Punch BowL I r t t yo u rarif fa r a h l« b * r poalttoo - an — en - “ t a t la u P erm p n óa M lU oM »<1 our Gradii I* t a » _____________ ■tonar. ta for U. No. 4, 1*24