The Monmouth herald., June 22, 1923, Image 3

PORTLAND
O FFER S A M A R K E T
FOR YOUR PRODUCE
w-ent on. " l ie is g p erfect hour, ru-le,
■ ml—and e tc » } th in g , b u t If you like
I'll have Keys brin g him o v e r sumo
tim e."
P ortland. O regon
V A U D E V IL L E P H O T O P L A Y «
"In • cage? Oh, by all m ean s havo
Com pleta C h an g e S a tu rd a y A dulta. M atinee. 20-:
h e r brin g him . It w ould I«* aw fully
L vem nga. 3x*. C ontinuous 1 to i l p. m. C hildren
10 c e n ts ail tim es.
am u sin g .” I replied, b a n terin g ly .
Now H etty alw ay s bring* th e persona
B y L A U R A A. D U B O IS
H ot and Cold W ater and Phone in Every Room. Comfortable Accommodation
•h e Is in te re ste d in u n d e r my critic a l
at M oderate t rice*.
T i l l : It E S T H O O K
(s*. 1924. by k c v J .u ii .>i«wap*p«r Syndic*!«.# vision, so I a t once becam e in te re ste d
In th is p a rtic u la r “b e a r.”
It w as th e e a rly p a rt o f S ep tem b er,
I have a p le a s a n t little place, and ! rT V llK soft toned cb ck on tb e lib rary
| a n d th e d ay had b e en e x c e p tio n a lly ninny a p a rty h av e I given fo r th is
n u n .tic stru c k tw elve, a n d th e little
MK. AND MRS. H. M. BRANSON. Proprietor*.
w arm lo r th e *t-asou, b u t as evening sam e niece, lte tty (h e r fam ily Is not boy ch asin g a b u tterfly , and w ho lived
c a m e on th e a ir grew deliciously cool. w ealth y ), an d I proceeded u t once to I in a fram e, w as Ju st step p in g o u t of
Ph,m * * * * * * 1 - 'U
T e n th s o d SUrV.
Portland, Oregon
T he rnoou w as a t it* full, an d rose alow su g g est s g ard en p a rty . S he stay ed to i It to ru u on th e broad sh e lf below ,
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! ly ab o v e tb e m o u n tain like a g re a t, luncheon, a n d we w orked it all out on w hen lie stoppctl.
p a le , golden bull, sh edding a so ft, cool p a p e r—Ju st how w e would d e c o ra te th e |
S om eone w a s talking. It w as th e
lig h t o v er Uie lan d scap e. T h e g ru tn g ro u n d s and e v e ry th in g — an d decided n tag lc hour, b u t L ittle Boy hud a l­
h a d all been h a rv e ste d , an d n u iu b erlesa to Issue th e In v ita tio n s th en anil th e re w ay s been th e only one w ho took a d ­
A L u n ch th a t L asts a n d S a t if-*; at a Price i'au W ill B e C lad to Pay.
c ric k e ts w e re c h irp in g in tb e s h o rt fo r th e follow ing T h u rsd ay .
v a n ta g e o f It. l i e haiked a b o u t th e
stu b b le , w h ile now an d a g a in th e cry
PO R TLA ND ,
T h e p a rty w as a success— every one roout— no one w ns in sight, l i e m ust
O REG O N
o f a “w hip-poor-w ill” cam e up from th e of th e young people w ho ta m e snld so. h a v e been m istak en .
| g ro v e of Hr trees.
B etty , w ho ia a b ru n e tte , looked a very
B u t no, th e re it w as a g a in ! " I tell
T h e long ro a d w ound aw ay, w h ite queen In a p a le yellow gow n, anil Mr. you I am th e b e st book to re a d ,” said
REOPENED AND EEWLY FURNISHED a n d n a rro w , b etw een Its b o rd e rs of J a c k C arew n ev er took his eyes from a voice L ittle Hoy looked a t th e hooks
sm all sh ru b s a n d m asses of golden rod h e r u n less ab so lu tely obliged to do so. in th e case th a t reach ed aro u n d th e
Fairne«*. C uurteey, Good S ervice. Kur< i cen Plan
E xclusively. R e t o tl.lW. *1.50 end *1 •
M ost
a n d lo st its e ll am ong ta ll ced ars, lirs I w ondered a t H etty, she w as so ex­ sid es o f th e room . Yes. It w as th e
C or. 4th a n d A ld e r, P o rtla n d , t*ra.
C entre! H otel in P o rtla n d . » R E D SM ITH. M yr
a n d b irches. T he a ir w us full of th e trem ely g ra c io u s to him .
books. T h ey w e re q u arrelin g .
to E a t and Lie« Well.
N ext m orning H etty cam e o v er and
" I h a v e n m uch h a n d so m er binding
R em ark âb ie 40c lunche- n a t noon. sc e n t o f a u tu m n flowers.
O pen T a. m. to J a m . 3t>4 Y am hill St
H am m o ck s w ere s tre tc h e d u n d e r th e to ld m e th ey w ere e n g a g e d !
th a n you. I am q u ite new , so o f course
lo cu st trees, an d fro m th em flouted th e
“Ja c k w as a d e a r," she said , “a n d 1 slinll be th e m ost p o p u lar."
so u n d o f low -toned voices, u s If th e begged my p ard o n m ost hum bly fo r
“Y ou can n e v er toll th e w o rth of a
o w n ers w ere wt ary . oi ih e c h a rm of being so ru d e th a t n ig h t“— B e tty book by b in d in g .” said an old book
th e n ig h t too b e a u tifu l to be b ro k en by d o esn 't know I saw th e bicycle epl*
a n im a te d c h a tte rin g .
■‘'de— “a n d —an d he asked m e to m a rry
T h e n one by o n e th e voices ceased hint and go a n d live In h is big ho u se
use men between ages of 18 and 50.
an d th e ham m o ck s becam e d eserted . on th e av en u e In tow n, anil ta k e c h a rg e
pay 40c per hour as minimun wage,
E v e ry th in g beoum e even m ore q u iet. o f him am i tb e se rv a n ts, an I— I'm 1
give best of meals at 35c each,
I w as rev ellin g In th e p eace of my going to do It, A unt Peggy 1 T h e re I"
supply beds for 25c, 30c and 40c.
su rro u n d in g s, a n d d ream in g of o th e r
I ’.e tty sp e a k s quickly, anyw ay, a n d !
have FREE hot and cold water baths,
su ch ev en in g s long p a s t—s p in s te r s of she w as q u ite b re a th le s s w hen sh e h ad
advance employees rapidly,
33 do d ream o f th e p a st o ccasio n ally — finished.
give positions FREE on application.
w h en su d d en ly th e re w as a w l.irr of
"H ut I th o u g h t he w as 'a h o rrid h e a r
have Employment offices at West Linn,
I bicy cle w heels b o th n o rth and south a n d —and e v e ry th in g !' a s h o rt tim e I
Oregon, Camas, Washington, and 209 Commonwealth
alo n g th e road, an d befo re I could col­ ago.” I said, m im icking h e r tones.
building, Sixth and Burnside, Portland, Oregon.
lect my s c a tte re d th o u g h ts th e re .vas a
“Oh, I w as an g ry th e n ." A nd H etty
| c o n fu sed b a n g an d c la tte r, and 1 - a u g h t flashed h e r m ost b rillia n t sm ile a t me.
a g lim p se of tw o bodies flying in to th e I d id n 't hav e tim e to say a n y th in g
b u sh e s besid e tb e road.
m ore, fo r R etty gav e m e a s q u e e re
S im u lta n e o u sly w ith tills I h e a rd a th a t q u ite took my b re a th aw ay , and
w o m a n 's su p p re sse d sh riek : ad a b efo re I got It back ag a in sh e w as flying
sm o th e re d e x c la m a tio n In gruff, i u s c u - aw ay to w ard hom e a t b reak n eck speed.
lln e to n es. T h en th e figures a ss ned a
We Pay Same Day
Mr. C arew an d sh e d ro v e by a few
H IG H E S T P R IC E S F U R
stiff, u p rig h t position, h u rried ly picked m in u te s la te r In h is line new tr a p
H ID E S . P E L T S , W O O L M O H A IR .
u p th e w heels a n d proceeded to find d raw n by a p a ir of splendidly m atch ed
C A S C A R A BARK.
o u t th e d a m a g e done.
horses, an d H etty w aved to m e a s th ey
P ortland H ide & W ool C o . A T T E N T I O N L A D I E S
“ W h a t In th e n am e o f common sen se p assed my g ate.
“ I Am ‘A lice in W onderland.' *
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w e m a k e a ll k i n d s o f H a i r G o o d s o f y o u r w e re you on th e w rong side o f th e ro a d
B ra n c h a t P o c a te llo , Id a h o .
w ith a w orn cover us It slid o u t o f the
c o m b in g s .
J o in o u r S chool of lle a u ty
fo r? ” d em an d e d th e m uu's d isp leased
W r ite fo r P r ic e s ar d S h ip p in g T a g s
C u l t u r e . 400 t o 4 f4 O e k u m B ld g ., P h o n e
BUILDS ITS NEST ON ROCK case a little w ay to tie b e tte r h eard .
voice.
B r o a d w a y 4902, P o r t l a n d , O r e g o n .
“I am th e book th a t la b est loved.
F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S
B R A Z IN G , W E L D IN G A C U T T IN G
“I w a sn 't on th e w rong side o f th e
p e c u lia rity of South A m erican B ird, I am s u re of th a t.”
N o r t h w e s t W e l d in g & S u p p ly Co. Ah 1 s t 8 t C o m m e r c i a l I r o n W o r k s , 7 th A M a d is o n
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W hich la Much S ought A fte r
“Oh. Ju st h e a r th u t old hook,” snld
C U T F L O W E R S <& F L O R A L D E S I G N «
T h e m oon seem s to h av e affected y o u r
F e a t h e r w e i g h t A r c h R a p p o r t s m a d e to
fo r Its P lum age.
C l a r k e B ro s . F l o r i s t s , 287 M o r r is o n S t
a b rig h t new on e lean in g fn r out of
o r d e r . J . E . T r y z e l a a r , 618 P - t t o c k B lo c h ,
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A R E A L F A R M IN W A L L A W A L L A
fig u res becam e very erect. T h ey stood
PERSO NA L
COUNTY
Cock of th e Hock is a re m a rk a b le you a re as old-fashioned as th e bills.
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b ird of n o rth e rn S o u th A m erica, to I h a v e n sto ry th a t m akes people sit
h u n d re d s
ric h ;
c o n fid e n tia l;
h a n d le -b a rs o f th e ir bicycles.
a c r e s b o tto m la n d ( a l f a l f a ) i r r i g a t e d — r e l i a b l e , y e u r s e x p e r i e n c e ; d e a c r i p tlo n a
called from build in g its n est on rocks. up all n ig h t to ren d ."
o w n w a t e r r i g h t — tw o m ile s r i v e r f r o n t - f r e e . " T h e S u c c e s s f u l C lu b ," M re . N a t h ,
“ I beg y o u r p ard o n , b u t you w ere,
100 a c r e s w h e a t la n d — 500 a c r e s in T u r k e y B o x 556, O a k la n d , C a l if o r n ia .
It Is ab o u t th e size o f a la rg e pigeon.
“Yes, ntul ns fa ls e as Is y o u r In itia ­
a n d my eyeslgfft Is p e rfe c tly , in fact
K ed w h e a t.
G o o d i m p r o v e m e n t s — g o o d W e d d i n g B o u q u e t s a n d F u n e r a l P le c s q
T h e m ule Is alm o st pu rely o ra n g e lu tion le a th e r b in ding," said a real
s ix r o o m h o u s e — f u ll c o n c r e t e b a s e m e n t — L u b l i n e r F l o r i s t s , 34* M o r r is o n SL
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plum age an d h a s a re m a rk a b le flat- leath er-co v ered book. "You n re fic­
T h e m an b e n t a n d took a w rench
b a t h , to ile t, l a u n d r y tu b s , w o o d h o u s e , ! n i n t T I V C
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aided crest. T h e fe m a le Is o f u dull tion. N ot a w ord o f tr u th in you.
b u n k h o u s e , b l a c k s m i t h s h o p a n d c o n - ' * L i i A l l i l v i 2^1 Cdi_ I A I j
fro m h is tool case.
c r a ta c h ic k e n hi . •
G o o d a t o r y - a n d - h a l f I C ut. seam , ham a n d m achina
olive brow n, a n d 1» u n c re ste d . T h e l»on't b rag . .
85 cents
"I w as not I" cam e th e e m p h a tic re ­
b a r n f o r t h i r t y h o r s e s . G o o d w e ll, w i n d - 1 p le a t s k irts ready for band,
b ird s Inhabit rocky w a te r co u rses a n d
m ill a n d c o n c r e t e w a t e r t a n k i n b a r n lo t— I H e n u.titchi tar. p c o tin g a n d tucking,
sponse. “Oh. d e a r ! Look a t th a t aw ­
g r a n a r y , l a r g e m a c h i n e s h e d a n d h*.g
E A S T E R N N O V E L T Y M FC co.
b ushy hlllaliWs, w h e re they re m a in
fu l re n t In my s k i r t ! T h e idea of any
h o u s e . R u r a l m a t! d e l i v e r y a m i te le p h o n e . ;
FM th at.
P o r tla n d . O ra
close to th e g ro u n d and b u ild th e 'r
F a r m is l o c a t e d a b o u t 18 m i l e s n o r t h w e s t ! — ----------------
o n e rid in g alo n g a s you did, w ith o u t
o f W a l la W a l la
O n ly six m ile s to g o o d DATFNT ATTflRNFY M E C H A N IC A L
n ests, larg ely o f * m ud, on som e roeg.
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r t u n e s ! | p recisely lik e a m an. anyw ay. You sem bling
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“ SMS A S YOU LIKE IT
HOTEL ALDER
BAB’S RESTAURANT »
A JOB WITH A FUTURE
Crown Willamette Paper Co.
INFO RM ATIO N
DEPARTM ENTS.
h a l f o f h a y a n d s h a r e o f 600 a c r e s w h e a t
— e a s y te r m s . J a a . C . C u n n i n g h a m , O w n ­
e r. 8o9-311 S t a r k S t r e e t , P h o n e B r o a d w a y
2151 o r T a b o r 2727, P o r t l a n d , O re g o n .
o u t o f P a t e n t s . .W h y n o t
B ily e u , 202 S t e v e n s B ld g .,
M O N U M E N T S — E . 3d a n d
U ttn S c h u m a n n G ra n ite A
you? T hom as
P o r t l a n d , O rs .
P i n s S ts .
M a r b le W o rk s .
S h o u ld — "
'What’s in a Name?’
c le a re d spaces, each d isp lay in g Its
show y p lu m ag e by q u e e r a n tic s u n til
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chosen by som e o b se rv a n t hen.
G re a t n u m b ers o f th e h in ts a ra
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killed an n u ally , as th e ir skit s not
only com m and a high p rice fo r mil*
lin ery purposes, b u t a re m uch eu».
ployed by th e In d ia n s In m a k in g a
v ariety o f b e a u tifu l d eco ratio n s. T h ey
a re th u s becom ing ra re . A larg o s ta ta
m an tle, fo rm erly w orn by th e e m p e ro r
of R rnzll. w as e n t’rely 'co m p o sed o f
th e ir fe a th e rs. T h e flesh of th e b ird s
Is well flavored, h u t o f a very p e c u lia r
color, b eing b rig h t o ra n g e red.
T h e voice so u n d ed slig h tly te a rfu l,
a n d th e m an b ro k e In d is g u s te d ly :
“Oh, co nfound I t ! Do keep q u ie t a
m in u te till I fix th e s e h an d le-b ars and
th e n I'll s tra ig h te n yo u rs."
“ H u m p h ! I d o n 't need y o u r a s s is t­
an ce. th a n k you I"
S ilen ce fo r a few m in u te s as fhey
w o rk ed o v e r th e w heels.
/ / / # / / / / / / /
“T h e re .” snld th e m an a t last, a note
T W ILL guarantee to perirà
o f sa tisfa c tio n a n d re lie f in h is voice.
*■ en tly cur* your File* w itho
o p eratio n , anaeathetic, pain o r
“ Now le t m e p u t y o u r w heel to rig h ts."
c o tirn e m e n t. W rite today for
T h e w om an ha-1 e v id en tly been un-
mv FMI illustrated b o o k w hich
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m a in s letters fro •cores o f
, su ccessfu l a s a m echanic, fo r sh e gave
f< rm er patienta.
j th e bicycle, a lth o u g h re lu c ta n tly into
S h e th a n k e d hltn c u rtly as
Spilling th e E nglish.
h e re tu rn e d It, a n d beg an aw k w ard ly
2N D AND MORTI SON PORTLAND. O R EGON
G ra d u a tio n ex e rc ise s in iri My a re
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THIS Pi PÇ ft . H E , , , l T IN <s
i to apologize.
“I am so rry a b o u t y o u r d re ss, but good fo r p riceless sto rie s, an rh e re ­
cen t g ra d u a tio n in one school
as not
a c c id e n ts w ill h a p p e n . If th e r e Is any
found w anting.
U se fo r C old P o ta to .
P o in te r f o r P ew O p en er.
I th in g I can do— "
Fond m o th ers w ere th e r e t<- si*e dar*
S ev e ra l o th e r rid e rs cam e u p and
If th e r e is no p a s te on h a n d fo r th e
R e tirin g P ew -O p e n e r (in itia tin g new
ling sons w alk u p a n d receiv e th e ir
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la b e l you w a n t to p u t on th e tru n k o n e in to h is d u tie s ) — R e m e m b e r, Mr.
d iplom as. O ne m o th er, w ho w as p a r ­
“ W ell, o f a ll th in g s ! B etty P arso n s,
o r b a g ru b a cold p o ta to o v e r th e back H ig g in s, th e y a r e v e ry good C h ris tia n a
tic u la rly proud o f h e r son, w as «iienk-
of th e p a p e r la b e l a n d it w ill s tic k as h e re u n til you sh o w t i m e o n e e lse in to | w h a t a re you d o ing h e re In th is ing to a n o th e r w om an o f h e r so n 's b ril­
: p lig h t? " a sk e d a g tr l's high voice,
firm ly a s if g lu ed .
th e i r pew .— L o n d o n P u n ch .
liance, w hen dow n th e n lsle cam e th e
! w hich I reco g n ized a s th a t o f Hess
sp a rk lin g youth w ith a diplom a u n d e r
H a rris. S h e w as la u g h in g delightedly.
Ida arm , ap p earin g much as If lie k new
“A nd J a c k C arew , to o !"
all th e r e w as to know .
T h e w hole p a rty now Joined In the
“ H e re 's little C laren c e," sn ld th e
{ laugh.
m o th er, tu rn in g to h e r son. T h e n c a m e
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P e c u lia rity of S o u th A m erican Bird a re th u s b ecom ing ra re . A la rg e s ta te
th e ahock.
p re s e n t Mr. C arew ."
W hich Is Much S o u g h t A fte r
“M am m a, h av e you saw A lb e rt? "
m n n tle. fo rm e rly w orn hy th e e m p e ro r j
T h e tw o bow ed stiffly, a n d I could ask ed tb e boy.—In d ia n a p o lis New*.
fo r Ita P lu m ag e.
| o f B razil, w as e n tire ly com posed o ff
te ll by th e slig h t, h a u g h ty ra isin g of
"
ers. T h e flesh o f tb e b ird s B e tty 's h e a d th a t sh e alm o st gave a
C ock o f th e R ock Is .< re m a rk a b le I is w ell flavored, h u t o f a very p e c u lia r ]
P ro fessio n al Ju ry m en .
little sniff o f co n tem p t. You see. I
b ird of n o rth e rn S o u th A m n c a , so color, b ein g b rig h t o ra n g e red.
In Sw eden th e t>o*t o f Ju ry m an la
know Ju st how sh e d o es It, a s H etty
called from b u ild in g its n e st o n rooks.
h a p p e n s to b e m y niece, alth o u g h I one o f honor. T h e honor is chosen by
I t is a b o u t tb e siz e o f a la rg e pigeon.
h
a d n 't recognized h e r u n til h e r ta m e p o p u la r elec tio n fo r life, o r fo r aa
B usiness M en an d H um or.
T h e m ale Is a lm o st p u re ly o ra n g e In
w a s spoken, a n d sh e Im m ediately long a s he will serve, an d Is se le c te d
T h e ty p ic a l A m e ric a n b u sin e ss m an
p lu m ag e a n d h a s a re m a rk a b le fla t­
tu rn e d h e r b a c k u p o n C arew and be­ for h is sta n d in g In th e com m unity a s
sid ed c re st. T h e fe m a le is o f a dull Is so m e th in g o f a h u m o rist, sa y s K ä m ­
gan ta lk in g to o n e o f th e new com ers. a m an o f in teg rity and sound Ju d g ­
olive brow n, a n d is u n c re ste d . T b e e st C alk !n s in S c rib n e r's. You see it
N ex t day B etty , looking cool an d d ig ­ m ent. A c e rta in aocial d istin ctio n g -ea
b ird s in h a b it rocky w a te r c o u rse s an d In tb e ty p e given to U ncle Sam . L in­ nified In a se v e re w h ite gow n, cam e | w ith th e post, w hich th e w ife of th *
b u sh y h illsid es, w h e re th e y rem ain coln ow es so m e th in g .if h is g re a tn e s s o v e r to see me. S h e c a lls on m e fre ­
• r m a n e r i t J u r y m a n H; ; * a te « , e v e n
close to th e g ro u n d a n d b u ild th e ir w ith us to his lik in g hu m o r. T h e n.ao q u e n tly , so m etim es fo u r o r five tim e s a If th e m ao h im self does n o t
of
n e sts, larg e ly o f m ud. on som e rock. fróm hom e in th e T n rk in g t'jn -tV ilso n day, esp e c ia lly If sh e h a s a n y th in g on < n u rse a Jury so chosen com es to h a v e
T he m ale s c o u rt th e fem ales by a s­ p lay w as ty p ic a l. So a l s o w h . s [inviti h e r m ind. T h is m o rn in g th e re w ere a fa m ilia rity w ith law . w ith co u rt p ro ­
sem bling fo r " d a n c e s” in c e rta in H aru m . A nd in O ld G orgon G ra h a m little w rin k le s b etw een h e r eyebrow s, ced u re an d w ith th e b eh av io r o f th n
cle a re d sp aces, each u is p la y in g Its th e r e is a full len g th p o rtra it t.f a m an an d h e r ey es a p p a re n tly gazed a t v is­ l.u ro tn c re a tu re u n d er th e ac c u sa tio n
show y p lu m a g e by q u e e r a n tic s u n til w ho d< •■» n.-t le t Ms fo n d n e ss fr.r an ions a f a r off. fo r sh e d id n 't p ra is e my of crim e th a t m ake* it a m uch m o re
» i’s ’"ig way o f e x p rt -<lng h im se lf In­
chosen by som e o b se rv a n t hen.
a s te rs (a m o n g w hich I w a s w orking s t s a tis fa c to ry In stru m e n t o f Ju stice th a n
G re a t n u m b e rs o f th e b ird s s r e te rfe re w ith tb e h a rd h e a d e d b u st: e»a th e tim e ).
o u r h a p h a z a rd -ele-dlon can s u p p ly ^ »
killed a n n u a lly , a s th e ir sk in s not 84-n-e o f w h a t h e Is say in g . It is pc
“M o th e r Is m en d in g my bicycle s k irt Y outh’a C om panion.
only com m and a high p ric e fo r m il­ w e re t th a t 4 ibi G orgon w as d ra w n th is m o rn in g .” sh e said , w hen I to ld
lin ery p u rp o ses, b u t a r e m uch em ­ fro ta an o rlg n.-il w ho w a s one o f th e h e r how n ice sh e looked, “o r I should
Buaines« Men and Humor.
M itxessful
m a n u fa c tu re ra
ployed by th e In d ia n s in m a k in g a ■ sm n try s
T b e ty p ic a l A m erican business ran a
h a v e com e o v er on m y w heel. T h a t h o r­
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v a rie ty o f b e a u tifu l d e c o ra tio n s. They
rid m an w ho la s ta y in g a t Hesa H a rris' Is so m eth in g o f a h u m -utst, aaya t a n n ­
I ra n In to m e Just in fro n t o f y o u r house est C a lk in s In H c rib n e r's You se e it
M erely a P o p u la r Idea.
i la s t n ig h t, a n d to r s an aw fu l hole In In tb e ty p e given to U ncle Ham. L in ­
N e v e r C o n d e n s e T ro u b le s .
T h e re Is n o s c ie n tific b a s is fo r th e tb e tid e o f m y sk irt. M am ina scolded coln ow es so m eth in g of his g reatn - as
T ro u b le s a re b e s t c a rr ie d o n e a t n
w ith ua to hla liking hum or. T h e m an
tim e , e ach o n e a s it c o m es. T b e sm a ll­ s ta te m e n t t h a t “ I t la a lw a y s d a rk e s t lik e fu n , said I w a s carelesa. a n d a few
o th e r th in g s a n d I c a m e o v er h e re an from hom e in th e T ark in g to n -W ilso n
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sh e w o u ld n ’t h a v e to keep h e r ey e on play w as ty p ical. Ho a l s o w as Ih iv td
S ta te n w e a th e r b u re a u , th e r e ia n o t.
b u n d le beco m e to o h e a v y to lift.
A nd la O ld (Jargon G rah am
-------------------------------------- , -------------------------- m e w h ile sh e m en d ed th e s k irt. She II h r u m .
th e re la a full-length p o rtra it of a m an
th in k s Pm a b a b y aril!." sco rn fu lly
■ E K N K E -W ALICI
Arc Y m S a tis fa i 1 a U S IN U S C Ô iL U iA G f
“ W hich h o rr id m an do you m ean 7“ w ho doe* n o t let h is fo n d n ess fo r *■
am u sin g w ay of ex p re ssin g h im self 1»
I a sk e d , innocen tly .
ia the htgweet, moot perfectly equiR * ^
B u tin e s » T re J n tn g S ch o o l In t h e N o r th
“O h. a Mr. C arew , fro m B oston," she te rfe ra w ith tb e b a rd headed buatnesa
w est- F U y o u r s e lf f o r a h ig h e r p a a m e e
w ith m o ro m o n ey . P ers» aae B « y o m ttc ra
(replied slow ly. “H a v e you seen him sense of w h a t he 1« saying. It la na
BALL BLUE
aeeured our G ra d u a te s ___
__
re c re t t h a t O ld G orgon w as d ra w n
y e t? "
W r i t e f o r e e ta i-W — F o u r t h e n d T a a t h l b
“W all," I a n sw e re d . " I h a v e n 't been from an origin*! w ho w as or,a of th n
successful manufactures*
T ty k end eee forywwvetf. A p e e l
In tro d u ced , b u t I'v e seen him p a ss th e c o u n try 's
No. 25. 1923 j
P. N. U.
and advertli
L ouse se v e ra l tim e s."
Wanted!
PILES
DR. CHAS. J. DEAN
Timber Fallers and
Buckers.
Contract
work. Near Coast.
Apply 209 Common-
wealth building, Port- hl®hand"-
land, Oregon.
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Red Cross
I
I
I h av e fa c ts, real tru e tilings from
w hich people can g ain Uliowledge w hen
they read . I am th e uu>*t p o p u la r
book h ere, 1 am su re you will all
ag ree."
“G oodness, h e a r i t ta lk ." said a .-brill
voice an d a n o th e r book leaned o u t so
f a r It tu m b led ou th e floor.
“H a, ha," laughed th e o th e r book,
“you a r e w h ere you belong, on th e
floor. You a re full o f w ise sayings,
b u t so old no one ev er looks a t them
th e -e days. K very one know s th em ."
O ut from th e case lean e d a red book.
“ You seem to fo rg et th a t people w ish
to be am used," It said, “a n d w hen
th ey open my cover th ey begin to
laugh. I am full o f funny say in g s and
Jokes, st> you all cun sto p y o u r q u a r ­
reling, fo r I uni the m ost p o p u lar book
h e re .”
L ittle Hoy stood listen in g , l i e w as
a fra id th e hooks w ould all tu m b le out,
th e y w ere so excited, w hen o u t from
a book Jum ped a little girl and, bow ­
ing to all tb e book.', she said. “ I am
a sh am ed of y o u ! T h e Idea o f q u a r­
relin g ab o u t w hich Is th e m ost pop­
u la r ! "
"D o n ’t you know th a t th e re a re all
so rts o f people In th e w orld anil th a t
th e y all like d ifferen t books? If th ey
d id n 't, th e re w ould h e only one book
an d th e n w h ere w ould you he. fo r you
m u st know th a t grow n-ups anil c h il­
d ren all love to re a d about me,”
" I t Is A lice," said tb e clock In a
so ft voice to I.lttle Boy.
I.lttle Hoy h ad n ev er had a p la y ­
m a te ; i>e began to sm ile. "A lice,” ho
said, "do com e an d play w ith me. P e r­
h ap s w e can c a tc h th e b u tterfly ."
A lice tu rn e d nround. "Oh, I c a n 't"
sh e replied. "D o n 't you know w ho I
a m ? I hnve to be In th e sto ry o r
th e r e w o u ld n 't be any. I am 'A lice In
W o n d erlan d .’ D id you n ever h o ar th e
sto ry ?"
" N o ; tell It to roe," said L ittle Roy.
“ I w ill h av e to go back Into th e
bo4>k," Raid Alice, “b u t If every one
w ill be q u ie t t will fell th e sto ry .”
A nd all th e books In th e big cuse,
know ing A lice told th e tru th , slid b a c k
Into th e ir places. T h e clock tick ed
very so ftly w hile she to ld L ittle Boy
h e r w onderful ex periences.
A nd ev ery n ig h t a f te r th a t a t th e
m agic h o u r L ittle Hoy le ft h is fra m e
on th e w all to listen to th e sto ry o f
“A lice In W o n d erlan d ,” for, Ju st lik e
nil folks, big o r little , h e Is never tire d
of h e a rin g It.
((g) b y M c C lu r« M « w a p « p « r B y n d lc a t« .)
THE ROMANCE OF WORDS
"B E D LA M ”
B y M ILD R ED M A R S H A L L
Facts about gout nomo! Its historyt
smarting; tritasse* It teas JsrlotJ;
significane*; your lutfiy Jay
and lucky Jrwtl
EEC) H EN CE
, sig n ify in g flourishing,
F LORENCK
can scarcely be se p a ra te d from
Its q u a in t d im in u tiv e F lo ra , m eaning
flowers. F lo ra in m ythological b-gc-nd
w as th e goddess o f th e flowers, and
th e fe stiv a ls o f F lo ra o r F lo ra lia w ere
celebrat4>d In th e first b u rst of spring.
In la te r tlm ra, th e n am e o f F lo ru s
w as form ed from th a t o f the goddess,
and is m em orable n s th u t of th e p ro c­
u ra to r w hose h a rs h n e ss d ro v e th e
Je w s to th e ir la s t rebellion. It Is be­
lieved th u t th e fem in in e F lo ra enrne
from this.
T h e re is a ch u rc h a t F lo ren ce o f
S a in ts F lo re an d I.u cllla, h u t o th e r­
w ise th e first In sta n c e o f th e n am e Is
in R om an-G othic S p ain , w h ere th e un­
happy d a u g h te r of f o u n t J u lia n wan
called by th e Mpunish d im in u tiv e
F lorinda, an d th u s cau sed th e n am e to
be so m uch d e te s te d th a t, w hile 8pan-
lsh b allad s 4-all h e r L a i ’a v a th e
w icked, h e r C h ristia n n a m e w as only
bestow ed on dogs.
A S panish m aiden m a rty re d by th e
M oors b ro u g h t F lo ra Into b e tte r rep u te.
It becam e [ l o r e in F ra n e e , w h ere It
w as adopted aa a ro m an tic ep ith e t,
an d from th e r e It fo u n d its w ay
to S cotland. In th e G aelic, It Is
»polled F lo rte, aa th e Island h ero in e
o f th e '45 w ro te h e rse lf. F lo re n tla
w as a n a tu ra l pro d u ct, an d n am ed a
fem inine sa in t m a rty re d In D iocletU n'a
reign In G aul.
T h e p rev alen ce o f th e n a m e F lo r­
ence, In E n gland, seem s to h a v e been
d u e to eo m any E n g lish girls being
b o m in tb e Ita lia n city o f th a t nam e.
D e e p e r a n d d e a re r botror h a s been
given to It by F lo ren ce N ightingale.
M any flctitlo n al h ero in es h av e b o rn e
th e nam e nnd It* «h-rtvatlvi-s. B lancbe-
fleur, me
ng w h ite fh -ver, Is oi*
o f ira form a, and vrna b estow ed
• •
p a rtic u la rly rom antic, a r e found w ith
A rloeto'a tw o heroine«, F lo rd eap ln a
(th o rn flow er) an d F iordill*! (flour
«»TDKDLAM ,” th e w ord hy
T -c w hich w e now d esig n ate
a liuhbuh, an ex rlti-d crow d or
a n u p ro a r, h a s h e in d eriv ed uot
from “B ab el," a s m ight he ex-
pected, b u t from “B eth leh em ,"
th e n a m e of an Insane asylum In
L ondon and fo rm erly c>ne o f th e
m ost ab o m in ab le to rtu re -h o u se s
of th e B ritish cap ita l.
“B eth leh em " Its4-lf ila te s hack
to i - i 7 , w hen lim a n I- it/. M ary,
n s h -riff o f London, founded a
p rio ry d ed ica ted to St. M ary of
B ethlehem . E v ery o n e connected
w ith th is In stitu tio n w as com ­
p elled to w ear a black robe, w ith
a sin g le s t a r on th e b re a s t. In
m em ory of th e s t a r w hich guided
th e Magi to th e s ta b le a t B eth le­
hem Smiie th re e c4-nturlcs la te i
a L ondon ta ilo r nnm cil S tephen
G ennlngs offered to s tn r t a fund
to p u rc h a se th e H ouse «»f Belhli*-
hem nnd tu rn it Into a h ospital
fo r th e Insane, h u t It w as not
u n til H en ry V II m ade a g ift o f
th e h o u se to th e rlty o f L ondon
th a t It becam e an Insane asylum .
O w ing to th e fact th a t lu n a tic s
w ere consldertsl a t th a t tim e to
b e possessed by devils, B eth le­
hem w as m ade n place o f ch ain s,
m an ac les nnd stocks, w hile all
m an n er o f hideous to r tu re s w ere
deTlsed to ro u t th e evil sp irit*
w hich h au n te d th e txslle* o f th e
living.
D u rin g th e S ix teen th
c e n tu ry th e p la c e becam e so
filthy a n d lo ath so m e th a t no one
w ould e n te r It and It fell Into d e ­
cay, to he re n o v a te d In 1fl7.1,
w hen a »tone Im age of m adness,
carv ed In th e lik en ess o f one of
C rom w ell’«
doorke4-per»,
w as
placed on th e o u te r w all. In th e
lite r a tu r e o f th e day we find th u t
th e nnfne o f th e axylum 1 « s h o r t­
ened. first to “B eth lem ." th e n to
“B edleiu” e n d finally changed to
“B ed lam ," In w hich form It re­
m ains.
I * 6 » K k w l i r » » » - U r a l s , tssm >
-o -
de ly»>.
F lo ren ce o r F lo ra, u se d t»y th e Irish
p e a sa n try , becom e F ln g n a n o r F ln re n .
F lo rrle an d F lo ssie a n d p e rh a p s even
L o ra, a re p u rely A m erican d im in u ­
tive«.
T h e m m e lla n la F lo re n c e ’* talla-
m anlc gem. Ita w arm , b rig h t color la
■aid to dispel tlm ld ltv a n d give co u r­
age, v ita lity an d an im atio n .
I t lik e ­
w ise bring* good luck to th e h e a re r
o f th e nam e.
T o d ream o f It, how-
ever. signifies Im pending m isfo rtu n e.
F lo ren ce’» lucky day I* ftntnrday, and
1 la rc««tder*d h e r la rk y num ber.
| g tjr d k n l « B » f i4 l« * t « . I m >
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