Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Monmouth herald. (Monmouth, Or.) 1908-1969 | View Entire Issue (June 1, 1923)
PfìDTI AND r U M L A n l/ OFFERS A MARKET for your produce Y w W ill F * .) Right kl Ham * H t n SA FE A N D C E N T R A L — R EASO N A BLE RATES E x c e lle n t C s t e S p e c ia l W e e k ly R u le s B u s M e e ts A ll T r a in * N O R T O N IA H O T E L I a M p fl-« r ag Portland. Oregon V A U D E V IL L E PH O TO P L A Y * Complete C hange Saturday. Adulta, Matinee. Tie: Evening«. X jc . Continuous 1 to 11 p. m. Children ID cent* all tirnea. a 1 ACKERM AN AM ARI BAB’S RESTAURANT 8 ä . v to E a t a n d Lira W r ! l Remark al * 40c lunche--n at noon. O w n 7 a. ru. u» i a. m . M Yamhill Si rood d ip * P C R Its T L It** A 4 K A O VENU! H tetra, I DE tC & WOOL CO. IT U tl, OftIM«. W rit« for 1' r i c e s ai d Shipoiiijr I aws W* Pay H ighest Prices 'or H1DLS. PrùLTS. WOOL, MOHAIR. CAMiAKA HA K K. Addresa r>**i>artmant R A JOB WITH A FUTURE WE use men between ages of 18 and 50. pay 40c per hour as minimun wage, give best of meals at 35c each, supply beds for 25c, 30c and 40c. have FREE hot and cold water baths, advance employees rapidly, give positions FREE on application, have Employment offices at West Linn, Oregon, Camas, Washington, and 209 Commonwealth building, Sixth and Burnside, Portland, Oregon. Crown Willamette Paper Co. R IT Z H O T E L INFORMATION R ig h t D o w n T o w n F&rk and Morrison St«.. Portland, Ora C heerful L arge Lobby. Well furnished rooms w ith all modern c o n v e n ie n c e s. t>rices ll.UU uy. You w ill certainly feel a t home here. PATENT ATTORNEY ! .. P r o t e c t t h a t I d e a w it h u U n ite d S t a l e * P a t e n t . O th e r s h a v e m a d e fo r tu n e s • u t o f P a te n ts. W h y n o t y o u ? T h o m a s B H y eu , 202 S t e v e n » B ld g ., P o r tla n d . O ie . M O N U M E N T S — E . 3d a n d P in e Sta. O tt o S c h u m a n n G r a n ite A M a rb le W o r k s PILES D H p o » itiv e ly and perm«- nently cured o f your Piles by a highly «pecTklizcd physi cian. My m ethod is non-surg ical, pair «¿ cm and G U A R A N TEED to cure y o u . S en d for FREE illu strated kook. DR. CHAS. J. DEAN 2ND AND MORRISON PORTLAND.OREGON T his p a p e _ e> w m f n Big D em and f o r “T in a r i riN O P o r tla n d . O re A T T E N T IO N L A D IE S S a n ita r y B e a u ty P a r lo r « — W e f ix y o u up, w e m a k e a ll k in d * o f H a ir G oud a o f y o u r j c o m b in g s . J o in o u r S c h o o l o f B e a u ty C u ltu r e . 400 t o 414 O ek u m B ld g ., P h o n * B r o a d w a y 6902, P o r tla n d , O r e g o n . B R A Z IN G . W E L D I N G A C U T T IN G N o r th w e s t W e ld in g St S u p p .y Co. 88 le t 8 t C U T F L O W E R S & F L O R A L D E S IG N S C la r k e B r o s ., F lo r is t s , 2*7 M o rr iso n S t F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S C o m m e r c ia l Iro n W o r k s. 7 th A M a d iso n F O O T C O R R E C T IO N IS T F e a t h e r w e ig h t A rch S u p p o r t* m a d * to o r d e r. J . E. T r y z e la a r , 618 P it t o c k B lo c k , P o r tla n d , Ore. MOI.KK UAkBEK CULLS IE Teaches trade in * w e e ... Some pay w hile learn ing. Positions secured. W rite for catalogue. 2J4 Burnside street. Portland. Ore. PER SO N A L M a rr y if L o n e ly ; m o s t s u c c e s s f u l " H o m e M aker” ; hundreds r ic h ; c o n fid e n tia l; r e lia b le ; y e a r s e x p e r ie n c e , d e s c r ip t io n s fr e e . “T h e S u c c e s s f u l C lu b ," M rs. N a sh , B o x 566, O a k la n d , C a lifo r n ia . W e d d in g B o u q u e ts and F u n e r a l P la ca a L u b lln e r F lo r is ts . 348 M o rriso n SL “ P o w e r o f A tto rn e y ." F iv e th o u s a n d to n s o f tin a re co n A p o w er of a tto rn e y is w ritin g u n su m e d In th is c o u n try a n n u a lly fo r “ tin fo il,” w h ich Is now em p lo y ed e x te n s iv e ly fo r w ra p p in g c h o co la te, c ig a r e t te s an d m a n y o th e r a rtic le s of m e r c h a n d is e . A n o th e r 4,000 to n s a re used fo r th e c o llap sib le tu b e s th a t ho ld d e n ta l c re a m s, a r t i s t s ’ m o ist co lo rs, e tc . d e r seal e m p o w e rin g a n o th e r p erso n to do o r fo rb e a r fo r th e p e rso n g ra n t in g th e le tte r . I t m ay be e ith e r g e n e ra l o r s p e c ia l; th e a tto rn e y re p re s e n ts h is p rin c ip a ls in th e m a tte r p re sc rib e d In th e le t te r u n til i t is re voked. E a rly D ays of T e a D rin k in g . Balm fo r th e K in d h e a rte d . In th e b e g in n in g of E a s te r n te a d rin k in g in E n g la n d In 1740 th e w om e n s p e n t a s m u ch a s 40 sh illin g s ($10), o n a te a e q u ip a g e , w ith Its s ilv e r spo o n a n d th e te a c u p a n d s a u c e r of fin e p o rc e la in h o ld in g a s m uch a s a w in e g la s s. T h e s e each good g o ssip c a rr ie d w ith h e r to th e p a rty ! “ D o n 't w o rry ,” sa id U n c le E ben, "if you g its Im p o sed on foh b e in ’ kind- h e a rte d . De c h a n c e s a re d a t you feels a h e a p m o' c o m fo rta b le in yoh own c o n sc ie n c e d a n d e m a n d a t did d e m e a n n e ss.”— W a sh in g to n E v en in g S ta r. T each T h e le t te r A. in th e R u n ic F u th a rk ' a lp h a b e t, s ta n d s in fo u rth p lace , a n d in th e E th io p ic o c c u p ie s th e th ir te e n th p lace . • H u m an M ind a t R est. C h ild re n C are of Books. T e a c h c h ild re n th e p ro p e r c a re of th e ir hooks by h a v in g low b o o k sh elv es a ro u n d th e w a ils of th e ir room an d in s is tin g upon th e ir p u ttin g th e ir books In p la c e a f te r th e s to ry h o u r. Old S a ilin g T e rm s. A s th e fire fly o n ly e h in e s w h en on T h e te r m s " p o r t” a n d “s ta r b o a r d ” th e w ing, so it is w ith th e h u m a n h a v e b e e n u se d w h en g iv in g d ire c tio n s m in d — w h en a t re s t, it d a rk e n s .— L. E. to th e m a n a t th e helm of a sh ip sin ce th e S ix te e n th c e n tu ry . L andon. WALK FAR FOR MOTOR BUS RIDE C h in ese E n th u s ia s tic fo r T ra v e l V ehicles T h a t A re N ew to T h e ir N atio n . m in O p e r a tio n A v o id e d P ortland, O r e g.—"D r. Pierce's n-.edicine has been so very bene ficial to me that 1 am g lad to give it m y recom m endation. D octors said I would have to undergo an opera tion, but after taking the ‘Favorite P rescription’ I found th at an opera tion w as not necessary. D uring < ne expectant period I suiTered with inflammation an d becam e so weak and rundow n I could not do my w ork. D octors again advised an operation, but instead I began tak ing the ‘F avorite P rescription’ and it soon put m e on my feet. My health retu rn ed , I hat! practically no suffering, and tr.y baby w as very healthy. Since that tim e w henever I have felt badly 1 have taken the ’Favorite P rescription.’ It always makes me well in no tim e.”— Mrs. Isabella M cLachlan, 768 Mich. Ave. Go to your neighborhood drug store and g et F av o rite Prescription in tablets o r liquid. W rite D r Pierce, P resident Invalids Hotel, in Buffalo N. Y., and receive good medical ad v ice in re tu rn , free. I f you a re poor, to d a re be p o o r Is tru ly to b e r i c h ; T o live, if n eed be, on th e m oor. I f fa te d , w u lk th e d itch, W ill b rin g you m o re reg ard . I know . T h a n v elv e t g a rm e n ts gay. T h a n all th e artific ig t show F o r w hich you c an n o t p ay . I f rich o r poor, if sm all o r g re a t. I f age Is y o u rs, o r y o u th . W h a te v e r fo rtu n e , ’e v e r fa te. Y o u r g re a te s t c h a rm Is t r u t h ; A nd th e y m o re q u ic k ly find th e dream . T h e goal, h o w e v e r fa r. W ho do n o t so m e th in g try to seem B u t seem th e th in g th e y a r e ! ( £ by M cC lure N e w s p a p e r S y n d ic a te .) “ Dig Iro n .” P ig iro n is so c a lle d b e c a u se th e m o lten m e ta l is ru n in to a lo n g m ass w ith s h o r te r p ie c e s a tta c h e d to it a t rig h t a n g les. T h e lo n g p ie c e s a re called th e sow , a n d th e s h o r te r a re ca lle d th e pigs. Som ething T h in k s lb o u t By F. A. WALKER Y o u th fu l C h iv alry . A seco n d g ra d e te a c h e r a sk e d h e r pupils w h a t a c o w a rd w as. O ne little n p o T H O S E h o p e fu l In dividuals w ho boy ra ise d h is h a n d a n d s a id : “A cow k e e p th e ir g a z e on th e to w e rs of U to p ia , g lin tin g lik e gold in th e far-off a rd is a hoy w ho fig h ts g irls." d re a m y d ista n c e , give th ought to th e D e rric k s M u st Be of S te e l. g olden ru le a n d p u t Its tine p re c e p ts In to a c tu a l p ra c tic e , th e lark* a re a l B ecau se o f th e h ig h w in d s p re v a il w a y s singing. ing in th e A la sk a n p e tro le u m field s it T h e s e h u m a n s h a v e th e ir tr ia ls and h as been found a d v is a b le to build th e difficulties, “even a s you and I,” h u t w ith th em a ll, th e y rnnnage to w ear d e rric k s of s te e l In s te a d of w ood. SINGING a sm ile o f co n te u t. T h e y go a b o u t th e ir d u ties, h ow ever d isc o u ra g in g th e y m ay seem , w ith a c h e e rfu ln e ss t h a t giv es in s p ira tio n to th e d isc o n te n te d a n d fau lt-fin d in g so u ls, fre q u e n tly losing th e ir w ay and fa llin g in th e m ire o f d e sp air. T h ey know in tu itiv e ly w hen to speak a n d w hen to c u rb th e ir to n g u es, fo r th e y h a v e le a rn e d th e m ost difficult of a ll a rts , th e a r t o f self-co n tro l, w hich th e v e n e ra b le sa g e s w ill tell you is the first ste p p in g sto n e to w orldly success a n d an e n d u rin g h ap p in ess. H o p e n e v e r d e s e rts th em , even in th e ir d a rk e s t h o u rs. S he h olds h e r b lazin g to rc h over her h e a d a n d b id s th e m follow . So th e gloom o f so m ber n ig h t is tra n sfo rm e d to day, an d tlie tru stin g d iscip les move fro m p la c e to place, con fident o f th e ir a b ility to find th e ir way to th e h ills w h e re th e la rk s a r e sing in g a n d th e sk y is fo re v e r lig h t with g lo rio u s su n lig h t. T lie w o rld o w es a d e b t o f g ra titu d e to th e s e o p tim istic p eo p le w hich It n e v e r can pay, a n d you and I. b eing a p a r t o f th e w orld, a re lik ew ise delin q u e n t an d posalhly th o u g h tle ss o f our In c re a sin g o b lig atio n . W e a re too self-cen tered , too greedy fo r g ain, too fa ith le ss. W e b ru sh a sid e th e w eak In o u r p u r s u it o f e a rth ly d ro s s a n d tru m p le them u n d e r o u r h a sty fe e t, n e v er stopping to look back to se e w h e th e r w e have h u r t th em . W e fo rg e t th n t w e all are o f o n e flesh, a n d if w e h a v e in ju red th em , we h a v e in ju re d o u rselv es. E v e ry d ay th e W ise K eep er o f the Book o f L ife is c a llin g on som e debtor to b lo t o u t h is o r h e r d elin q u en cies, a l w ay s h an g in g o v e r h is o r h e r bead u n til th e a c co u n t Is i*ud In full. I f you h a v e can celed your” o b lig a tio n an d k e p t th e fa ith , th e d ay of reck o n in g w ill h av e n o te rro rs , f o r you will find you a re a s fre e an d h ap p y a s the la r k s sin g in g In g la d n e ss all a b o u t you w hen th e d a w n in g ia rosy a n d th e a ir la fr a g ra n t w ith th e s o n: of tinker». Lincoln vs. You L in c o ln b e lo n g s t o th e «gen . IT« w an a m m a m o n g man a m i a ll th e w o r ld to d a y r e c o g n iz e s h is g e n iu s o f c h a r a c t e r . L in c o ln w a s s e l f - t a u g h t . In stea d of w a it in g fo r s o m e o n e to p o u n d k n o w le d g e In to h im . h e w o u ld w a lk m il e s t.» s e c u r e a b o o k t h a t h e m ig h t p u r s u e t h e q u e s t of k n o w le d g e w h ic h w a s a s u p r e m e p a s s io n w ith h im t h r o u g h o u t h la lire. L in c o ln in s t in c t iv e ly k n e w thi»t k n o w l e d g e w a s th e k e y t h a t u n lo c k s t h e d o o r to fa m e a n d fo r tu n e , o r a n y sure»*«« t h a t H e w e n t d lr e c t l a fte r k n o w le d g e to p r e p a r e h im s e lf no t h a t w h e n h is c h a n c e c a m e h e w o u ld b e r ea d y . Y ou m a y lo o k h a n d s o m e r th a n L in c o ln ; nu fn a y h a v e m o r e n a t iv e s t r e n g t h th a n ln c o ln ; y o u m a y h a v e a n I n t e lle c t th a t c o u ld e a s il y l>e d e v e lo p e d ; b u t If yo u h a v e n o t th e b u r n in g d e s ir e t o d e v e lo p y o u r s e lf , y o u a r e c e r t a i n to s t i c k in th e m u d - s o c k c la s s . K n o w le d g e I* d is t in c t ly a m a t t e r o f In- ■ filia tio n i f >ou d o n o t s e c u r e k n o w le d g e y o u a r e )u a t a s c e r t a in t o s u f f e r fnt y o u r la c k o f d e v e lo p m e n t in a m e n t a l w . y a* y o u w o u ld c e r t a in ly d r t e r lo r a t e p h y - ic a lly if y o u la id In b e d a ll t h e t im e a n d w ou ld n e g le c t to d e v e lo p y o u r m u s c le * . to u t- nena le a d * to p a in a n d fa ilu r e . I f y u In s i s t o n b e in g la x y , t h e la w o f c o n n»a- t lo n w ill fo r c e y o u to p a y c o m p o t d In t e r e s t fo r y o u r I d le n e s s Y o u v ill be w h ip p e d a n d s c o u r g e d a n d m a d e to d o th e m e a n e s t w o r k o f t h e w o r ld Th-* h ard la w s o f n e c e s s ity a r e su r e to o v e rta k e y o u . Y ou m u s t e a t a n d pe< p ie w 1 In sist t h a t y o u e a r n w h a t >nu e iit 'I 1 » w h ip o f n a r e s s lt y w ill h e a t y o u r h '»*d >g b a c k n r d t h e a h a r p t o n g u e o f a h e m " e - s w o rld w ill t e a r to s h r e d s y o u r s e n s lb llli - W h e n y o u a r e s t r e t c h e d o n t h e e rn sa n eces s it y , p e o p le o f t h is w o r ld w ill rr- « n yo u w it h th o r n s a n d d r iv e In to y o u fle s h , n a ils e x p r e s s in g th o lr s c o r n . L in c o ln k n e w t h a t th e w o r ld w ill n e v e r f o r g iv e fa ilu r e . l-o g lc a lt y h e e o ' l p p e d h im s e lf to s u c c e e d a n d h e d id s u c c e e d . Y ou, to o , c a n s u c c e e d , h o t y o u m u s t p r e p a r e y o u r a e lf fo r t h e b a t t le o f lif e T h e g r e a t e s t a s s e t In lif e la a s tr o n g c h a r a c t e r a n d th e a b il it y to e x p r e s s y o u r s e lf I f y o u a r e d u m b a s a d o g y o u w ill r e c e iv e t h e r e w a r d o f a d o g , t h e c r u m b s fr o m s o m e r ic h m a n 's ta b le , w h o u n d e r s t a n d s th e w a y to e x p r e s s h im s e lf . T h e g rea t m a ss o f m en h a v e m ad e no e f f o r t t o d e v e lo p t h e m s e lv e s . N e a r ly a ll a r e c a p a b le o f I n fin ite d e v e lo p m e n t , b u t t h e y d o n o t r e a l is e It T h e y a r e p a r a ly z e d b y t h e th o u g h t t h a t t h e y a r e I n fe r io r w h e n In r e a lit y t h e o n ly d if f e r e n c e b e t w e e n a s u c c e s s f u l m e n a n d t h e m s e lv e s Is d e v e lo p m e n t . T h e y c o u ld e a s il y g r o w If t h e y w o u ld g e t b u s y a n d d e v e lo p t h e m s e lv e s a s L i n c o ln a n d o th e r g r e a t m en h a v e d o n e . T o n d o nrft have to be a s u p e r man or a g i a n t o f I n te lle c t, but y o u d o h a v e to he J u s t a lit t le b e t t e r th a n t h e a v e r a g e to b e s e le c t e d to o c c u p y a s e a t o f h o n o r a n d e a s e w h e r e y o u will w o r k less a n d g e t m ore If y o u s im p ly d e v e lo p t h e s t i f f h a r k o f a J a c k - a s s a n d t h e p h y s ic a l s t r e n g t h o f a m u le y o u w ill n a t u r a lly b e p a id for b r u te s t r e n g t h a n d n o t h in g m o r e , b e c a u s e t h a t Is a ll y o u r e q u ip m e n t w ill e n a b le y o u t o r e n d e r In d o in g t h e w o r k o f th # w o r ld L in c o ln w is e ly t e a m e d t o ta lk c o n v ln c - A b u sy m an of larg e aff.Mrs. w itn ess o f th e follow ing Incident, w as so Im p re sse d w ith its significance th a t he p erso n ally h a s w ritte n th is a c c o u n t: “O n one o f th e la rg e g reen b u sses of th e W ash in g to n R ap id T ra n sit com p any last w eek, com ing dow n S ix te e n th s tre e t on Its way to P ennsyl- v unia avenue, every av ailab le se a t w as ta k e n an d no one w a s sta n d in g . At th e n e x t sto p a lad y b o ard ed th e bus. A sm all boy s e a te d n e a r th e w indow Ju s t beyond a lady w ho occupied th e en d se a t, p ro m p tly a ro s e an d offered h is s e a t to th e new p a ssen g er, w ho p ro te s te d s a y in g : “ ‘O h. do not give up your s e a t fo r roe. little lad. You a re a little lud and I am a w om an. K eep your se a t.' “ ‘N o,’ sa id th e lad. ‘I c a n 't do th a t.’ A lread y h e had le ft h is se a t an d th e lady proceeded to ta k e it. “ S he said , ‘I am in te re ste d to know w hy you g av e th e s e a t up to m e.’ “ ‘W ell, sa id th e lad, ‘th e r e a re tw o reaso n s. In th e first place, you a re a lady, an d I am a hoy. In th e second p lace I prom ised to do it.’ “ ‘You p ro m ised to do It?' sa id th e lady in a sto n ish m e n t. ‘W hom did you p ro m ise nnd w hy?’ “ ‘W ell,’ e x p lain ed the boy, ‘you see I am a boy sco u t, an d 1 p ro m ised my sc o u tm a ste r to give my seut to u lady o r sm all ch ild on h o ard stre e t c a rs and b u sses w tien th e r e w as no o th e r se a t to he had.' “ ‘W ell, th a t's fin e; h u t how long do you ex p ect to keep y o u r p ro m ise?’ ask ed th e lady. “ ‘Oh, I ex p ect to keep It all m.v life. T h u t is liow long 1 prom ised to k eep It,’ rep lied th e lad. “ ‘Oh, yes. you see,’ said th e hoy, i f you w ere my m o th er o r my siste r, I c e rta in ly w ould giv e e ith e r o f them my se u t r a th e r th a n have th em sta n d up, a n d if an ybody le t my m o th e r or s is te r sit dow n w hen th e b u s w as crow ded. I c e rta in ly w ould he obliged to them fo r doing so. A nybody w ould feel th a t w ay Hliout it fo r Ills m o th e r's an d h is s is te r 's s a k e .'" “D u rin g th e co n v ersatio n everybody on h o ard th e b u s listened. T h e effect w as in s ta n ta n e o u s. E very lady th a t h o ard ed th e bu s th e r e a fte r got a seut, anti w hen th e vehicle a rriv e d a t T h ir te e n th s tre e t and M a ssa c h u se tts a v e nue, not a m an occupied u se a t. E ig h t of th em w ere sta n d in g in ttie aisle .” EVERY Meal your diges tion a “ k ic k ” w ith g iv e r o u a i ç t m c h a n d « e n d It In w it h o u t a n y m o n e y , a n d w e w ill «en d y o u t h is c o u r s e f o r f t 3a K e ttle w ith th e p o s t m e n w h e n h * d e liv e r s IL S cottish Laborite* Bar H obnobbing W ith K ing A M E R IC A N N E W S P A P E R A S S N . o f P o rtla n d , Ore. 41S-1S-20 U . S. N a tio n a l B an k Bldg. G e n t le m e n : P l e a s e m s ll m e D r . f s » ' « co u rse, “M a s t e r y o f B p e e c h .” I w ill p a y t h e p o s t m a n S3 M on d e liv e r y , w h ic h c o m p le te # | t h e t r a n s a c t io n a n d p a y s fo r th * g-ou rae . In fu ll T h e r e a f t e r t h e c o u r s e l a m in * a b s o lu t e ly . V a m o ___ ! C ity ---------- H ta t# _____ I W r it* P la in ly . VVRIGLEY’S. S o u a tl te e t h , a g o o d a p p e U le a n d p ro p e r d ig e s ti o n m e a n M UCH to y o u r h e a lth . W K IG L E Y ’ S I s a h e lp e r In a l l th is w o rk — a p le a s a n t, b e n e f ic ia l p ic k -m e -u p . C able L aid in R ecord T im e. S ix m ile s of te le g ra p h c a b le w as la id a n d p u t in to s e rv ic e in S w ed en in j u s t e ig h t m in u te s . T h e tr ic k w as d o n e by s tre tc h in g th e cab le fro m an a irp la n e . Of th e tim e co n su m ed , six m in u te s w as s p e n t in flying, a n d th e o th e r tw o in m a k in g co n n e c tio n s. T h u s th e c a b le w as laid a t th e r a t e of a m ile a m in u te . W o rld 's D ebt to D octors. M uiariii re m a in e d a m y s te ry u n til th e p a tie n t d e te c tiv e w o rk o f d o c to rs p ro v ed th u t it w a s th e b ite of a c e r ta in g e n u s of m o sq u ito th u t co n v ey ed th e d is e a s e to m a n . Now th a t th e fa c ts a re k now n, d e s tru c tio n o f th e b re e d in g p la c e s of th e s e m o sq u ito es ia follow ed by im m u n ity from th e d is ea se . C u tic u ra f o r S o re H ands. Soak h a n d s ou re tirin g in th e hut .-ads j f C u tic u ra Soap, d ry und ru b In Cu tic u ra O in tm e n t. R em o v e s u rp lu s O in tm e n t w ith tis s u e p a p e r. T h is ia only o ne o f th e th in g s C u tic u ra w ill do if Soup, O in tm en t a n d T a lc u m a re used 'o r all to ile t p u rim ses.— A dv. V ario u s T y p e s of B uoys. T h e r e a re 40 d if fe re n t ty p e s of buo y s u sed a t se a , e a c h o f w hich b aa a m e a n in g o f its ow n. T h a t of a g reen co lo r, fo r in s ta n c e , m a rk s a w reck , w h ile o th e r sim llia rly d is tin c tiv e show w h e re ro ck s, sh o a ls, s a n d b a rs an d d e e p w a te r c h a n n e ls o ccu r. BOY SCOU T CIVIC DUTY R each ed A b so lu te L im it. A y o u n g n e ig h b o r, m y s is te r an d m y self w ere c o in in g h om e from th e s to re o n e e v e n in g w hen it b e g a n to ra in . W e s t a r te d to ru n , b u t a f t e r h u rry in g fo r eom n tim e , slo w ed u p a g a in . My young n e ig h b o r, b e tw e e n g a sp s, c rie d : "V ir g in ia. p le a s e d o n ’t ru n a n y m o re ; my h e a r t's b ro k e now .”— E x c h a n g e . L ro ad , b u t by p n y in g k u m sh a to th e a u th o r itie s th e y se c u re th e rig h t to c o n s tru c t one. U su ally It Is a d irt “ It is no uncom m on tilin g fo r a po o r h ig h w ay a n d th e b u ild e rs a r e given an C h in ese to ta k e a m o to r bus rid e fo r e x clu siv e fra n c h is e to o p e ra te vehicles a co u p le o f h o u rs a n d th e n w nlk back o v e r IL hom e b ecu u se h e c a n n o t affo rd th e re “T h e ric h a s w ell a s th e p o o r rt.le <©, 1*22. by M c C l u r * N e w s p a p e r 8 / n d . c m t « . ) --------- O--------- tu r n Jo u rn ey ," sa y s W illiam I. Irv in e, In th e b u sse s a n d it Is n o t long before tr a d e co m m issio n e r o f th e U n ited som e of th a re a lly rich decid e to buy F o rty W ild D eer on C ity L aw ns. S ta te s D e p a rtm e n t o f C om m erce. Ju st a c a r fo r th e m se lv e s so th a t th e y can F o rty w ild d e e r fro m th e b ills a re back fro m a to u r o f in v e stig a tio n rid e o v e r th e ro u te In sp le n d o r and ro a m in g a b o u t th e re s id e n tia l section of th e a u to m o tiv e m a rk e ts o f A sia. c o m fo rt In ste a d o f in a Jam . O ne. o f N yack, N. Y.. feed in g on luw-ng an 1 "F ro m th is you c a n c o n clu d e safely th e rich m en h a s a c a r o f h is own flow er beds. N y ack is only “44 m in t h a t e d u c a tio n of th e C h in e se in to th e h e w a n ts to go f a r th e r th a n th e bus u te s from B ro a d w a y ." H eavy snow s " i f c a r e o f f e r in g T>r F r e d e r ic k H o o k c o u r s e o n • 'M a s te r y o f B p e e c h ,” Joy a n d g tllity o f th e m o to r v eh icle Is ro a d w ill ta k e him an d h is In te re st in In th e h ills a re believer! to h a v e sent l w a h w ic ' h l w ill q u ic k ly d e v e lo p y o u r a b il it y to e x p r e s s y o u r s e lf e f f e c t iv e ly . n o t a th in g o f th e d is ta n t fu tu re . W h a t i th e ex te n sio n o f th e fo ad Is aro u sed . 1 th e d e e r dow n in se a rc h o f forage. T h * g o o d ta lk e r , y o u h a v e n o t ic e d . Is th e C h in ese do need is ro ad s, and th ey J A nd so It goes on p ro g re ssin g In g e o - , --------- O--------- t h e f e llo w w h o g e t s In th e le a d e v e r y tim e . o re b e in g b u ilt, h u t u n d e r fa r from m e tric a l r a t io ; ev ery c a r m e a n s ruorej Or. F r e d e r ic k H n u k t a w . o f O x fo r d p ro p itio u s co n d itio n s, a n d th e m o to r - 1 m iles o f road, a n d e v ery m ile o f new j A cad em y. A m h erst fo lia g e , and B r o w n in g U n iv e r s it y , h o ld in g th e d e g r e e * o f A c a r Is th e cau se. m a d m e a n s m o re c a rs, th e tre a of | l B .. A . M . s n d F h I)., h s * p r e p a r e d a “T h e d e sire to rid e In m o to r vehicles m o to r w id en in g u n til so m e day, though c o u r s e e n t it le d " M a s t e r y o f B p e e c h ," th a t Is n o t o n ly s im p le b u t e x c e e d in g ly I n t e r la re sp o n sib le fo r a t le a st p e r cen t j p ro b a b ly in th e f a r fu tu re , C hina will e s t in g . B y f o ll o w i n g t h e I n s t r u c t io n s h e o f th e ro a d c o n stru c tio n th a t la now b e a s w ell p ro v id ed w ith m o to r high g iv e n . It Is p o s s ib le fo r a n y b o d y t o h e - o m e a c o n v in c in g t a lk e r P r o b a b ly n o t going on In C h in a. H e re ia how It w a y s a s th e U n ite d S ta te s, and her , a D e m o s t h e n e s , h u t a r a t t li n g g o o d , e n w o rk s o u t: A g ro u p o f C h in ese a re p a in fu l tr a n s p o rta tio n pro b lem will be t e r t a in i n g s p e a k e r . a ttr a c te d by th e bua Idea ; m e r e la no so lv ed .” D o n o t d e la y C u t o f f th le c o u p o n to d a y L cn d o n .—T h e d o u r S c o tt o f th e d ersto o d th e y s r e sh o o t e q n n ll) divid la b o r p a rty in th e h o u se o f com m ons ed on th e q u estio n . W hen th e su b je c t h a v e s te rn ly d en o u n c e d p a rtic ip a tio n w a s first d isc u sse d by th e p a rty a ia an y ro y al fu n ctio u a. M ost o f th em , sh o rt tim e ag o It w as decid ed , by a signed a d e c la ra tio n th e y w ould a ccep t r o t e o f 38 to 37. th a t th e li te r ty o f in n o In v ita tio n s to su c h a ffa irs “w hen d iv id u al m em b ers sh o u ld n o t be r e th e r e la ao m uch u n e m p lo y m e n t” In stric te d . b u t tb a t th e p a rty Itse lf th e ir co n st it u c u rie s. O nly a b o u t a h a lf w ould n o t a c c e p t such In v ita tio n s. It Is now said th e m .f t e r lias been re docen w ith h e ld th e ir sig n a tu re * . T h e E n g lish m em b e rs o f th * p a rty c o n sid e re d b u t th a t th e p a r t y ’s policy w e re not a sk e d to sign, b u t It Is u a h a s not been an n o u n ced . After $ BOY SCOUT SETS EXAMPLE T o w e a r a gloss, a th in v en eer, Y o u r in n e r s e lf to hide, S om e o th e r p e rso n to a p p ear. M ay p le a se y o u r p e tty p rid e. M ay sa tisfy you fo r a day, A little w h ile tic fiv e— B u t uten sh a ll te a r th e m ask aw ay A n d doubt w ho now believe. A llE Y (C u iJ u c ttd bv N ation al C ouncil a f th a B o; licouta of A m erica > r p O D A R E to be th e tiling you are, A N ot so m e th in g else to seem . Y o u r Journey n e a r, y o u r Journey far. A nd d a rk , o r all ag leare— T o w a lk y o u r w ay w ith h ead erect. W h a te v e r It m ay he, W ill b rin g you m ore of m en's resp ect. T h a n ch eap c h ica n ery . LARKS o SCOUTS | By DOUGLAS MALLOCH --------- o --------- . . LAN ILKA* N O V cX T Y Mhv*. CO. BfiVi F i f t h S t. Foil.” H as D iffe re n t P la c e in A lphabet*. Dare Be the o Thing You Are PLEATING SPECIAL C u t. seam , h e m a n d m a c h in e O C - A _ f« p le a t s k ir ts re a d y f o r b an d . O xJ U .I 1 1 3 | H e m s titc h in g , y ic o tin g a n d tu c k in g . W . J . S o lie ld , M a n a g e r . . N T DEPARTMENT Mr». Isabella McLachlan. E v e rla s tin g M ystery . F lo ra h ad h a sh fo r b re a k f a s t. S h e looked a t th e la s t m o u th fu l o f h e r p o rtio n e a rn e s tly a s s h e p oised it on h e r fo rk . T h e n sh e p a ss e d it o u t of s ig h t. B ut th e m y s te ry w as i t ll l in h e r m in d . "D a d d y ,” said sh e , " w h a t w as h a sh w hen it w as a liv e ? ” C ork P ro d u c tio n . T h e tr e e from w h ich c o rk is ob ta in e d Is o n ly f it to he b a rk e d w hen a b o u t tw e n ty -six y e a ra old. a n d th is Boy S couts of Jack so n v ille, H a ., ren- r a n be d o n e s u c c e s siv e ly e v e ry e ig h t d e w o p ractical a id w hen th ey a ssiste d y e a rs , th e q u a lity Im p ro v in g w ith th e In ti # “W alk R ita ” cam paign. in c re a s in g ag e of th e tre e . FROM SCOUT C O U R T O F HONOR O rig in a l S c a v e n g e rs. S c a v e n g e rs w e re o rig in a lly officia ls C re d it I* d u e th e C o u rt o f H onor w ho c o lle c te d sc a v a g e , a ta x im posed re c o rd s o f K o rh e ste r, N. Y., fo r th* in m an y E n g lish to w n s on ail g oods ex follow ing e x c e r p t: p o sed fo r s a le w ith in th e ir b o u n d a rie s. S co u t H a rry T o m p k in s o f tho R oosevelt T roop, p a sse d 15 m erit N oted A th le te L ived L ong. b ad g es la st sp rin g d u rin g a tro o p a d H e n ry E. B u e rm e y e r, w ho liv ed to vancem en t drive. T h e c h a irm a n o f th e C o u rt of H onor, b e e ig h ty fo u r y e a rs old. h eld m o re th in k in g th a t th e boy h ad slipped th a n 50 m e d a ls w hich b e h a d w on In th ro u g h m ost of hla re q u ire m e n ts a th le tic e v e n ts . w ith o u t any re a l w ork, proceeded to cross-exam ine him a s fo llo w s: W ro n g N ev er P a y s. “ W h at did you do fo r y o u r elec I t ia v a in to t r u s t in w rong. As tr ic ity m e rit b ad g e?" " I w ired my fa th e r'a house,” replied m u ch of evil, so m u ch o f lo ss, is th e fo rm u la of h u m a n h is to ry .—T h e o d o re T om pkins. “Iio w did you e a rn y o u r autom o- B a rk e r. I b llin g m erit b ad g e?" I “ I desig n ed an d b u ilt an a u to m o 1 b ile ” “H i * fa s t w ill It g o T ’ “ F o rty five to fifty m iles an h o u r.” b a ll “ W h at did you p a in t fo r y o u r p a in t in g m e rit badge?" »• n e e d e d in e v e r y d e p a rtm e n t ■ 1 k e e p in g . L q u e lty g o o d to r tow. '* ‘ able “1 p a in te d m y f a th e r’s bouse la s t ILien. » b e e i l s a d p i ll o w ca se s. sp rin g .” “You w in,” said th e ch airm an . “ N exL ” R ed Cross V»:k B LU E I O NE G R E A T GOOD T UR N S cout R udolph S feln feld o f T ro o p 5, H oboken, N. J , b e c a u se of p re p a re d n e ss gain ed th ro u g h s m u t tra in in g , w as a b le to sa v e h is m o th e r from b u rn in g to d eath . W hen th e boy cam e hom e one afte rn o o n h e first n oticed hla m o th er b ending o v er th e g as stove an d a m om ent la te r saw h e r g a rm e n ts on Are. T h e boy q u ick ly rem oved hia m a t a n d w rap p ed It aro u n d h is m o th e r's flam ing dress. T h e b la s e ex tin g u ish ed , th e lad tre a te d hla m o th er’s b u rn s. 1 Ladies Let Cuticura 'Keep Your Skin' Fresh and .Young SW.n n w n i.Tlli —Wi rwrrw%m* Tmmmrfm eOirew O M M iU V n W M b f l l B U M . «■*• Are Y n Salsfied? n tH N K E-W ALK FR BUSINESS COLLEGE te th e b ig g est, m o st a « rissi B u sin ess T ra in in g Bebnot In was*. F i t yo u rself for a klg w ltk m o rs m oney. P a rm a s a ssu re d o u r G ra d u a ta * W H ts ta r sa ta lu g F o m th fo ç g s a Ç __________________ P. N. V. N o. 22. 1923