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PORTLAND O FO F R F E Y R O S U R A P M R A O R D K U E C T E M A ID O’C L O V E R B U T T E R -IC E CR EAM M U T U A L C R E A M E R Y CO., Portland. i ' I i i i I I I I I k. You W ill Fool Ris b: at Home Horo SAFE A N D C E N T R A L — REASO N ABLE RATES E x c e llen t C a fe Special W eek ly K ates Bus M eets A ll T r a in » 11th and S ta ik , Portland, Ore. N O R T O N IA H O TE L Portland. Oreiron V A U D E V IL L E PHOTO -P LA Y S Complete Change Saturday. Adult«. Matinee, 20c: Evenings. 3^c. Continuous 1 to 11 p. m. Children iU cents all times. £? A D * O L J i A L J ^ u i l £ / 0 A T T I J\ ( j A \ l l\ J A l V 1 PORTLAND HIDE & WOOL CO. 109 UNION AVfNUC KOATM. 0O0UANO, OREGON. Write for Pnces ai d Shipping Tags Page & Son P ortlan d , O re g o n R H E U M A T I S M RITZ HOTEL Right D ow n Tow n Park and Mprrison Sts., Portland. Ore Cheerful I^argo Lobby. Well furnished rooms with all modern convenciences. Prices $1.UU up. You will certainly feel at home here. W . J. Sofield, Manager. SHIP US YOUR W OOL Cleaning, carding snd mattresses. Crystal Springs Woolen Mills, 760 Umatilla. Portland. PA TE N T ATTORNEY P ro te ct that Idea w ith a United s ta te s patent. O thers h ave m ade fortunes opt of Patents. W h y not you? Tho mas ■llye u, 202 Stevens Bldg., Portland, Ore. NEW MARKETING METHODS fo r farm produce b rin gs produ cer b e t te r returns. W e lik e to tell you of our plan. RUBY & CO. Portland, Or. PILES D E p ositively snd perms- nently cured of your Piles by s highly specialized physi cian. My method is non-snr»- ical, painless and G U A R A N TEED to cure you. Seed for FREE illustrated hook. DRrCHAS. J. DEAN 2ND AND MORRISON PORTLAND,ORE00N M E N T u ^ M ' THI S PA P E P W H E N We Pay Highest Price# for HIDES. PKLTS. WOOL. M o ll AIR, CASCARA HARK. Address Department B ~ - - lapons Now Is the time to to market cspona We are pioneers largest handlers of th< Northwest. Write us. Jack King Cures it. Ladies and Cents Exam ination free. 207 Dekum bldg.. Portland. Ore 215 Front St. 1 A Food p ace to Eat and Lieo Well. Keroarkabio 40c lunchem at ru«n. Open 7 a. m. to 2 a. m.. 304 Yamhill St W W l T l N Q TANK HEATERS ARE FAVORED INFORMATION DEPARTMENT,, PLEATING SPECIAL Cut. seam, hem and machine Q C rn _ i- pleat skirts realy for band. 0\J L t 1U5 Hemstitching, picoting and tucking. EASTERN iNOVELI Y M tu . CO. 86«* Fifth SL Portland. Ore A T T E N T IO N LAD IES Sanita ry Beauty P a r lo r » — W e fix you up. w e m ake a ll kinds o f H a ir Goods of your com bings. Join our School o f Beauty Culture. 400 to 414 Dekum Bldg., Ph on » Broadw ay 6902, P ortlan d, Oregon. B R A Z I N G , W E L D IN G A. C U I T I N Q N o r th w est W eld in g & Suppiv Co. ft* 1st St C L E A N IN G A N D DYE ING F o r reliab le Cleaning and S >■ e l» to 2 W a r B us W e pay return postage ^ t l r utrtM In form ation and prices given E N k E S C IT Y D Y E W O R K S I'Ttablished 1890 Por tland C U T F L O W E R S A F L O R A L DESIGNS C larke Bros., Florists, 287 M orrison St.__ F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S C om m ercial Iron W orks, 7th & Madison.__ F O O T C O R R E C T I O N 1ST l F e a th e rw eig h t A ren Supports m ade to i order. J. E. T ry ze la a r, 618 Pittock Block, Por tland, Or». __________________ MOLER HAKBEK COLLEGE Teaches trade in 8 weeks. Some pay while learn- I ing. Positions secured. Write for catalogue. 234 Burnside street. Portland. Ore._________ _ “ IF IT HURTS DON T P A Y ." G uaranteed dentui work. Crow ns $5.00, P la te s $15.00, B rld gew o rk $6.00 a tooth. T ee th extracted by gas. la t e s t modern m ethods. Dr. H a rry Sem ler, Dentist, 3rd ind M orrison, 2nd flo o r A lis k y Bldg., P o r t land, O p . W r it » or phon« fo r appointm ent. S tra w b erry and Raspb erry P la n t« W r ite P laters Gardens, 3912 W. Queen A v e ., Spokane. Wash , for pricelist e v e r b ea rin g stra w b erry and raspberry plants and sa v e money. _____ M O N U M E N T S — E. 3d and Pine 6ts. Otto Schumann G ranite & M arble W ork s PERSONAL M a r r y If L o n ely ; most successful “ Horn» Maker**; hundreds rich; confidential; reliable; years expern nee; d escription » free. “ T h e Successful Club,*’ Mr». Nash, Box 556, Oakland, California. W ed d in g Bouquets and Funeral Plac e» Lub lln er Florists, 348 M orrison SL the Idea that a certain time must elapse between the filling of the silo and opening It for use. Experiments made at the state col leges of the country Indicate that fer mentation starts almost as soon as the corn Is plnced In the silo, and that the greatest change takes place during the first five days after filling. After 12 When Milk Cow* Are Watered Infre quently It It Poor Policy to Supply Ice Water. When a cow drinks water, her body at once sets to work raisins It, If necessary, to the same temperature as exists normally In the hotly. In order to warm the water taken In, heat Is Just as necessary as It Is to warm a kettle of water on the stove. To provide the heat necessary, the Mood and internal orpins give up a portion of their supply until more Is supplied from food previously con sumed. As the milk cow is a heavy consumer of water, much heat Is re quired to warm It. Consequently when cows are allowed to drink water thnt Is very cold, a high percentage of the feed eaten Is required to heat It. If It Is true that some heat is being given ofT from the body all the time end when the amount of wnter taken In at one time Is small the loss Is un important. But when the cows are watered only once or twice dally, and then get near lee wnter, they are like ly to suffer Injury and more feed Is necessary. Stated briefly. It Is a ques tion of balancing good feed and the cow's time digesting It. against the cost of a good tank heater and a few palls o f cobs or coal. The man Inter ested In getting the most out of his cows and In their comfort will not expect them to be their own tank beaters. SILAGE READY WHEN NEEDED Mistaken Idea to Think That Certain Time Must Elapse Before Feeding to Shock. What Is the best time to begin feed ing silage. Is a question which Is In teresting many dairy farmers. The specialists on live stock feeding say that the time to begin uslnp si lage is when the dairyman needs It; they feel there Is no Justification for WILL CUT POST days, fermentation Is practically com plete, and the silage undergoes very little modification after two weeks. Some farmers do not know that sil age will keep for a long time. Ex periments Indicate that silage Is as palatable after several years as that which has been kept only a few months. Although moldy silage apparently does not Injure mature cows. It has been found to affect the health of calves and horses. To be on the safe side, careful farmers discard the moldy silage from the top of the silo. REAL VALUE OF DAIRY COW Mott Reliable Method I* to Figure Her Actual Butterfat Produc tion by Weight. The most reliable way of getting st the real value of a dairy cow la to fig ure her actual butterfat production. This can be done by weighing the milk produced by each cow and by deter mining the per cent of butterfat through occasional tests of tha milk with a Babcock tester, • OFFICE STOCKS Department Announces Move to Cut the adoption o f s policy by which large Down the Burglaries of Small stocka of stamps are kept at central er Offices. accounting office* In each state by which they can reach any office within Washington —To check the prevs- ! the state within 24 hours. Hereto lence of burglaries o f the smaller sad fore the stamp supplies have had to less protected post offices, the Post be sent from Washington. Office department announced It had de cided to reduce the stocks o4 stamps In Ancient Egyptians, at the death of those offices to a minimum. cata embalmed them and put them This has been ma is possible through In expensive tombs. Popcorn and Pink Lemonade By H. L O U IS RAYBO LO mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mXX 11*2, by X ic C iiti» N«WBiNtper b> u d i c « l « . J “ Well,” said Lucie Jack at tbe oreukluat table, us he unfolded his uapkiu with one flick, "1 suppose next week 1 have to make a sacrifice of myself, neglect my business, uud waste the whole of a rare June afternoon, flow about It, Billy I" His young nephew, at the sound of bis name, lifted uncomprehending eyes from his matutinal egg toust-co- oa combination. “ What you say, L'ncle Jack?” he asked. » “ Oh, uothing. Nothing at all. At least, uothing of importance. 1 mere ly remarked"— here tilts exasperating young mau paused, then added im pressively— “ that Hie circus, the really, truly circus, stupendous, unpura- lelled—” “Circus, Lucie Jack? Circus? Oh, gosh, Lucie Juck, going to take me?" Now the reuder must be immediate ly disabused qegurding Lucie Jack’s apparent reluctauce to go to the cir cus. Lucie Jack would rather go to the circus thun do almost anything else, unless it were to spend llie equiv alent hours iu the company of Mias Caroline Prescott—an alternative, however, which wus out of the ques tion. For only yesterday Jack with con siderable vehemence for him, 1. 1 told thut tantalizing young woman lout he was beastly sick of being Ul < u vice president in the Arm of devote Letch A Carriers l'or her ladyship a. I was ready to sell out all shares at ,o .i c e to tbe latest comer. Caroline l ad re turned a retort discourteous, i ud, an other one o f the vice presided - arriv ing inopportunely. Jack had t.. ,en an abrupt departure. Now the question reasonub arises as to Just why Jack should l...ve ex a cted uny special couslderul on. lie aid so on the grounds ol having squired Caroline ever since lie had first held tier miniature umbi a over her head oil tho way to kin rgarten and of having usked her to in.irry him semi-annually ever since she .vas sev enteen and he nineteen—sot five or six years ugo. But with eiu parsing year she had added new cb-iius and piquancies which attracted n .v admir ers until it looked us If her old time companion would be crowd -d out of the running. • So much for the preliminaries which bellied to bring about Billy's circus trip. Kuilor suited and exuberant, he trotted along by his uncle's side ami explored the dusty environs of the grounds, poked i*-anuts at tiie trunk- waving elephants, gazed rapturously at South American autentera and Aus tralian uiursupluls suddenly and un scientifically become neighbors, and finally In the awed silence of expec tancy, entered the big tent and headed for grandstand seats. “ Wait, uncle. There's Jean. Walt, Uncle Jack !" “ Now Bill, If we expect to get our seats before someone else does— never sat in my own seut at a circus yet, Bill 1” For Billy was tugging backward at his uncle's hand. “ Wait for Jean. She's hurrying like everything, ller Aunt Caroline— " At the name. Jack halted abruptly, and somewhere in the buck o f Ills mind an association of ideas began to fqrra. Jean—Caroline’s niece! Yes, there they were, sure enough, nlthough from Caroline's unconcern he felt sure she had not seen him. Fresh and cool In green linen and wide hat. Lord! bow attractive she was and what a darn shame he couldn't follow his im pulse to rush wildly over. Yet dignity demanded that he stick by his guns. Through the performance which fol lowed, Jack was quite as conscious thut Caroline wus sitting directly in hack of him, three rows up, as if he had had eyes in the hack of his head, or as If Billy hadn't told him. lie held himself stiffly and refused to re lax even at the utmost efforts of sear human monkeys or bouncing clowns. Why had Caroline come to the circus without bringing along at least one of her escorts? The afternoon seemed as long to Jack as it was brief for Billy, but the moment? finally arrived when the last chariot race had been won, the span gled beauty had defied death and the laws of gravity for the last time, and the greatest show on earth, in a blare of tnimiwts. was over until evening Jack roae, determined not to glance around, yet somehow or other in the slowly-moving crowd jamming tbe alslea he managed to keep always In sight a bit o f green linen. Haif-wny to the entrance one of those Inexpli cable occurrences took place which arise from very small beginnings. A muffled explosion from an automobile outside, the roar of a hungry lion In Itl cage— something alarmed the moh at one of the exits. Immediately the spirit o f panic permeated tbe atmos phere. People who had been patient ly waiting ^pace to move, pressed for ward. Common sense Indicated that In a moment the place couldn't help but empty Itself. Yet In that moment bow much could happen! Somehow, Jack got Billy on his shoulder, el!>owed a bit ahead, and slipped his arm about a figure in green linen. “ Keep tight hold of the ycung- ■ter." he urged, and managed to draw the two of them out on to a row of aeata. “There! That's better!" he «aid. "Although the trouble's over, I Im agine." Then be began to feel em barrasaed and avoided looking directly at Caroline, whose owu cheeks were rosy. a Billy unintentionally Increased the tension. “ 1 guess," he beguu Impor tantly, “ you're glad. Miss Caroline, 1 told you uiy Uncle Jack was going to take uie to the circus. 1 guess— " “Caroline! Lid you— did you know— ” “ it was a satisfactory circus,” said Caroline. “ Wusu't it?" "Oh, Caroline." .«aid Jack numbly, so low that the children couldn't hear, •4 m if they hail in*i been comparing notes. “ I'm sorry for all 1 said tliat afternoon. Take me back and I'll— I'll be office boy!” But Caroline, who still retained a thrilling memory o f the feel of Jack's arm about her waist, shook her head gently. "Let's go Into partnership," she murmured, "and freeze out the others!“ " Don't forget. Uncle Jack." remind ed Billy, whose upbringing wus dietetl- cally perfect. “ I cun have some pop corn and pink lemonade. It's a spe cial occasion, you know!“ “ A special occasion? I'll say it Is. old man!" exclaimed his uncle fer vently. Jane Thomas I WMEYS After Every Meal In w ork o r p la y . It g i v e s the p o ise and steadiness that mean success. It h e l p s d i g e s t i o n , a lle y s th irst, k e e p - lu g tb e m outh cool a n d m o is t , the t h r o a t m uscles relaxed a n d p lia n t a n d tbe n erves a t ease. r Al ÎE FO TT R I ER Ls ; cori E J $ V V* . t Man and the Flowers. ON THE BERKELEY CAMPUS Scene Presented at University of Cali fornia Hae Been Likened to Muaical Comedy. Although she started out to master the artist’* brush, pretty Jan* Thom as, the “ movie" star, received a flat tering offer to go into pictures and proved so successful that she it likely to entertain the public for some time to come. M it« Thomas weight about 125 pound*, hat dark eyes and is equally successful in emotional and comedy part*. -------- O------- - The fragrance of plants Is not for mans pleasure; it la a means of at tracting Insects to fertilize them. The object of many present day florists Is to improve a flower in its coloring, slxe and substance— In short to "paint tho lily." They cannot Improve the fragrance, which is perhaps the reason they seem to care so little for its dis appearance under their handling.— Ex change. On the University of California campus the sun blazes on a white cam panile, on the white faces of huge new buildings, on the mountainous, smooth browu hills that climb up behind the campus, and far out through the haze, on the blue of San Francisco hay. In THE RIGHT TH ING stead of sober New England elms, are at the Birds and Animals Exterminated. altitudtnous, half tropical eucalyptus, with rustling, gray green leaves and RIGHT TIME Louis Agassiz F'uertes, the well- aromatic scent that somehow reminds known naturalist, says that about fifty one of Australia or Kipling's lndlu and By M A R Y M A R S H A LL DUFFEE Bpecies of birds and animals have been saddle horses and slightly arrogant exterminated in the United States, “colonials" In riding clothes. T A H I.E D E C O R A T IO N S while several others are on the verge The lawna are spotted with curious, of extermination. The buffalo (or low spreading, Japuuese-looking trees, It la a bad plan tbat admits o f no m od i bison) is not extinct, there being near and under these trees students squat fications.—Pub lius it) I lls. on the grass with their books—boys ly 70,000 living buffaloes iu the United and girls from California orchnrd and T T HAS been said that decorative States toduy. flower* are even more Important In vineyard country, Filipinos. Russians, Japs and Chinese. The campanile hells the arrangement of the dinner table chime, and out of the white buildings than the knives and forks; and true Watch Cuticura Improve Your Skiq, they pour In droves— there have been it is thut the wise hostess takes a* On rising und retirhig gently smear ss many as 13,000 undergraduates at much thought in arranging her center- the fuce with Cutlcuru Ointment. Berkeley— boys in corduroy trousers piece us In seeing that the silver 1* Wash off Ointment in five minutes and class caps, girls In pink and sky- freshly polished and properly ar with Cuticura Soap nnd hot water. It Is wonderful sometimes what Cutleun blue silk sweaters, in all sorts of cos ranged. A fut pocketbook is not the only will do for poor complexions, dandruff, tumes, from severe black and white collars to French heels and picture thing needed to make a tasteful floral itching uud red rough huiuls.— Adv. hats. arrangement on the dinner table. In Original Use of Word "Dope." In the pause between recitations you fuct, one need have very little money The word "dope” as applied to will see a great covey o f these airy, to spend in order to make an attrac fairy coeds laughing at one end of a tive anil tasteful arrangement. An drugs comes from the Dutch “ doop,” broad marble entrance, while a crowd over-eluhnrute arrangement is no which in English originally meant a of boys, with an enrnestness and aban longer In gomi taste, 'lowering floral thick liquid or semi-liquid. It was first don impossible at 11 o’clock In the structures thut really look like noth applied as a term for the treaclelike morning In the more self-conscious ing so much as the “ set pieces'' that preparation of the opium smoker. East, are roaring "close" harmony at the florists prepare for far less Joyous the other. To anyone accustomed to occasions ore really quite bad, and Jazz Records. the stern monastleisiu of Cambridge the careful hostess does not leave tire or Prlncetoa, It Is like a scene from a matter to the florist, but makes sura Fond Mother— "Jack writes home nmsion! comedy.—Arthur Iluhl In that something very simple In ar and says that he has broken seven of Harper's. rangement is selected. Fixoept for a the college records— one of them the children's parly or u dinner that la to he given in a spirit of extreme in discus record.” Poor Dad—"M ore ex Giant Butterflies. 1 suppose I'll have to send It Is said thnt in the northern part formality, paper decorations are nut pense! of New (iulnen there are butterflies In good taste either. A cluster o f him a check to cover the damage." so large that the natives hunt them roses or any other hothouse or garden with the bow and arrow. They hi Ion.? (lowers attracts ely arranged In a Tea Grown in Pennsylvania. to the species Trohles chUnaer- and glass or silver vase Is a charming se Pennsylvania has a tea crop in the they are not only among tiie largest, lection. The addition of ferns or ami- vicinity of the Blue Mountains region but amojig the rarest butterflies In lax add* to the effectiveness. The which largely supplants Oriental tea the world. Some specimens n> sure vase may he placed either on a lilt eleven and one-half Inches aero i the of embroidered or lace trimmed linen In that district. or on a mirror that reflects the (low era wings. Postal Employees' Holidays. The mnles, which nre very s' y. are and candles so as to add to the gen January 1, February 22, May 30, and found only at certain hours o f t re day eral effectiveness of the arrangement. and at the tops o f lofty b lo sv n bear A short time ago some of the nlu>|>* Christmas are the holidays that are ing trees. The nntlve» « 0 1 retimes offered for sale rather splendid looking given to employees o f the postoffice shoot the butterflies with foil' .ronged centerpiece devices that combined a department. arrows, and sometimes eapiu •• them vase plnced at the center of a silver In nets made of spiders' wel.-. The standard nnd little bonbon or suited Birds' Attitude in Sleep. first siiecluiens were tuken to London nut baskets that were hung up on the Birds, with few exceptions, sleep not so long ago by Meek, w h o had sliver brackets that came out from tha spent more than twenty years in New standard on ull shies. Till* was rutlier with their heads turned tailward over Guinea hunting rare varieties of birds a clever arrangement, but It was not the bark and tbelr beaks thrust be and Insects for American and Euro in tbe best taste, for nowadays we neath the wing. pean collections.— Washington Star. do not use food as part of the center decoration, a* was the case when won That Word "Saffron.” Monosyllabls Language. derful centerpieces wet*- made o f spun The word "saffron ” comes into the In the monosyllabic languages the sugar and pastry. The i nly exception Fingllsh dictionary from the Arabic. words are composed of simple mono to this rule Is In favor o f choice fruit* syllabic roots Isolated, ami, at a rule, occasionally combined with the flowers, 1 Tho Arabs use tbe word “ zafaran” to | designate a species of crocus with Independent of one another. Iu thla by MrClur« Nswspspsr Syndics!«.) light purple flowers which develop In elementary form of language, the root -------- o -------- I autumn. The plant grows In parts of words correspond In their essence Earliest Known Machine. with general conceptions only, and The earliest known machine Is an ! Asia and in the south of Europe.— are unrestricted by any notions of Egyptian crank drill, invented before Milwaukee Sentinel. person, gender, number, time, mood, :iuuu B. C. or relationship. -------- O------- - That's tho Trouble. The principal monosyllabic lan A road hog can't decide which halt guages are the Chinese. Annamese * of the road he wants to use.— Nash MEN YOU MAY MARRY Siamese, Burman and Tibetan. To ville Tennesseean. these may be added the Pegu In Brit By E. R. PEYSER ish Burma, and the Kassla, confined to • small district in the south of As “ Some Baby." Ha* a man Ilk* this ever pro sam. At the time of Its birth the giraffe posed to you? measures six feet from Its hoofs to Symptom*; He doesn't smoke, True Way to Make Discoveries. the top of Its head. he doesn't drink, he doesn't "Never refuse to see what you do touch coffee, he doesn't like not want to see or which might go cards. He alw*ys ha* milk against your own cherished bypotb for breakfast—a id hot eats or against the views of M k e f l i;.ilk to drink lie w aifs with flea. These are Just the clues to fol a girlish glide, ami has a con B A LL B LU E low up, a t la also and emphatically so descending smile. He Is really the thing you have never seen or heard te I he fine«! produci o f lie kind la (he awfully thoughtful and yon like w orld. Every wom an who hae u«ed of before. Tbe thing you cannot get H k n o w « Ulte statement to b It, and he has I icon a very a dor- a pigeonhole for Is the finger point able son to hi* widowed mother. showing the way to dlarovery." He has a medium good Job and This advice to scientists and others he la quite satisfied with It, but was given In a lecture by Sir Patrick talks about all the big folk In Manaon. the celebrated British physi other blrger Job* as if be were cian who discovered that malaria is sorry for them. . . . caused by mosquitoes. IN FACT He la a superior young man who A Property Car. feels superior. "T o u ll never make a motor sale* Prescription to brldo to be: man." Arc T m S t t a M ? S K K & r & t f f c T> Be patient with Ida great “ Why not, sir?" la th e Mgaerd. m ost p erfe ctly equip ped * * ge.'iu-T* and calm. i Ftuetnraa Training HC-hool to the N o elh - “ You tried to sell that movie actor • Absorb this; waat. Pit yourself for a higher y e t t lo a flivver. Instead o f ah owing him tbs with more money Pa A SATISFIED HUMAN BEING eaeured our Ormduatm most expensive cars we carry.” IS AS MOVABLE AS THE W rite for “ I>on*t misjudge me, boss. He Jnst ROCK OF GIBRALTAR wanted something on four wheels te ( C by MeCler* N e o p .[i.r Syn dic«!« > No. 15, 1923 P. N. U. drlvs over s cliff." R e d Cross I Skin Tortured Babies Sleep Mothers* Rest After, Cuticura