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c_ 1925 was always fond of taking the de fensive when her grandmother was on the offensive. “ They come o f an X •> excellent fumily----- " X IN “ But that Tom Barringer looks Im % By------------ possible," went on Grandmother. “ I JOHN BLAKE do hope If you ever meet him again % you won’t encourage him." % ■ ' B ❖ “ It Isn't likely I'll have a chance,” remarked Laura. «> By JA N E OSBORN M But the next day Laura had an op Season opened 1 15c to 50c ed Sun. Mat., Sept. 10 10. . J Three Mats. S ’ Sun.. Mon.. Tues. f 15c to II.lO. portunity and in a way most unex A L A K E cannot turn a turbine, K * I+ X * S < > g « X * S * K i f •> Three Nihhts. s. Sun. Mon. Tues, » Eicept Sundtys pected, at leust to Laura. TM I BSST^ IN V A U O I V I L L I though it contains more water Larwill, Indiana.— “ My back was so l<£) by M cC lu re N e w s p a p e r S yn d ic a te .) She was out prospecting for possi than a cataract. bad I could not do my washing. I wasal- When adverse circumstances made ble flower beds in the newly-fenced Portland. Oregon ways tired out and A ll tlie knowledge you can accumu V A U D E V IL L E PH OTO PLAYS It necessary for Grandmother Auden portion of their property—at her late in a lifetime will do you no good had no ambition, was Complete Chanff* Saturday. Adults. Matinee. 20c: ■ *■•#«_« r b o >V nervous and d iz z y to come hack to the old Auden place grandmother's suggestion, of course— unless it can be translated into energy. Evenings. 39c. Continuous 1 to 11 p. m. Children and e v e r y t h i n g 10 cents all times. In M illville with her granddaughter when she heard the fall of feet behind The difference between doers and seemed to worry mo w ill m ake Silos, G ran aries, B asem en ts, etc.. W a te r Laura, It was the grandmother whose her. She glanced up and there wns wishers iu this life is a difference of and I had a w ful pains M E D U S A p roof, K o tp ro o f, R a t p io o f and F irep ro o f spirits ran high while Laura was de Tom Barringer who had Just managed energy. in my right side. 1 M edu sa W a te r p r o o fe d W h ite P o rtla n d C em en t Is the best fo r Stu cco P la s te r on ou tside fo r B u n ga pressed. The wishers want things. Tlie doers to swing himself over the six-foot felt badly about four lo w s — Does not sta in and d irt can be hosed off. “ Just when most girls are having a fence. years and could not get them. It is hard work getting Write for Literature. Sold by A. M cM ILLA N & CO.. C E M E N T good time I’ll have to bury myself off do my work as it Laura looked up in surprise. She them, but energy Is the fotce that cun ____$40-350 East Ankeny Street. Corner Secon 1. Portland. should h a v e b een In an old factory village where I don’t was very anxious to see what in Tom accomplish hard work. HEM STITCHING A N D PLE ATIN G . done. I saw Lydia E. suppose there are any young people Barringer's appearance struck her B u tto n h o lin g — H u ttons — P la itin g — T u c k in g and C h a ln stlU h in g Tlie reason you see so many men P in k h a m 's Vege A ll M a il O rd ers g ive n c a refu l and prom p t a tten tion any regular people would «a n t to as grandmother ns “ Impossible.* succeed whom you know to he uo bet table Compound ad __ ___ E LITE SHOP, 128$ Tenth near Washington. sociate with. And it’s Just because “ I owe you an apology," said Tom ter fitted mer.'ally than failures of vertised so much and it did so many peo- A good place to Eat and Live Well. Uncle Harry once lived there und ns si Min as he had straightened himself your acquaintance Is because the suc le good that I began to take it myself, Remarkable 40c luncheon at noon. am feeling fine now and everyone tells Open 7 a. m. to 2 a. m.. 326 Stark SL bought that house that no one wants out after his leap from the top of the cessful men are energetic. to b*jr." Energy is the driving force behind me they never saw me looking so well. I fence post. "But I was anxious to get live on a farm, do all my work, and have W e Pay Highest Prices for "Cheer up,” said Grandmother Au home without going through the everything that Is done. HIDES. PELTS. WOOL. MOHAIR. three little girls to take care of. I am 1 0 5 UNION iV E N U i NORTH. PO RTLAND, OREGON. den, a youthful young-old woman of streets, past all those houses. 1 didn't A ll of us have some o f It, or we recommending this m e d ic in e to my C A S C A R A BARK. W rite for Prices and Shipping Tags Address Department B stxjy-flve. “ There are some nice peo expect to he caught----- ” could not live. friends and know it will help them if ple. The Barringers----- ” Those who have a great deal usu they use it like 1 do.” — Mrs. H erbert Laura giggled. " I guess it doesn't “ Pooh,” sniffed Laura. “ Don’t I L ong , R. R. 3, Box 7, Larwill, Indiana. ally get along, unless they constantly matter as long ns it was I who caught The Phonograph Known for Tone know nbout the Barringers? It was you. I really don't see that you have misdirect it. Agents wanted. Order direct from factory, 330 East Many women keep about their work Morrison St.. Portland, Oregon. old Mr. Tom Barringer that Uncle done anything so very dreadful.” There are, o f course, energetic peo when it is a great effort. They are al MO«« rut to«t S TR A D IV A R A PH O NO G RAPH CO. Harry had the quarrel with. They "But Mrs. Auden, your grandmother, ple who never get very fnr. But even ways tired out and have no ambition. swore to be mortal enemies or some would," suggested Tom Barringer. they get farther than they would If When you are in this condition give it prompt attention. W rite us for prices and market conditions on thing. I was introduced to that in “ But site's lu the house. Besides, they were content to sit still. Take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable sufferable son of his, Tom Barringer, I’d plead your cause. I could say I If the maxim, “ Everything comes to at a college dance. I told him that nn asked you to come over the fence — " ! him who waits,” were amended to Compound, for it is especially adapted Forty Years in the Same Location. Portland, Oregon to correct such troubles, as it did for uncle of mine had lived in Millville— Laura had looked In vain to find any rend “ Nothing conies to him who Mrs. Long. that was enough. Mr. Barringer looked thing Impossible in Tom Barringer’s waits" it would be true. P ia n o s and P h o n o g ra p h s sold on in s ta llm en t plan. at me as if I were a scorpion at least, appearance. She added: "You know As It stands It Is one of the most M c C G R M IC K M U S IC CO. and never asked me for a single dance. I think if you called to see my grand misleading and dangerous falsehoods O regon D istrib u to rs I guess his father passed on his hatred mother urvi she had a chance really in existence. 429-431 W a s h in g to n S treet, P o rtla n d , O regon of our family to tils son along with to know you she would tie glad to have « ------- AND O IN T M E N T -------- # Y'our energy is your capital. Use W e are in the market for Hides.a Write for Prices and Shipping Tags. Tan his money when lie died. The Bar you use your old short cut. We could It wisely nnd economically and It will ners of Guaranteed “ Columbia Oak” Harness Leather. ringers and their crowd are the only have a gate with a lock and you could pay you un utmost usurious rate of decent people here, and the li< id of liuve one key nnd we the other----- " Interest. Snsi,. Ointment.Talcum.2Se .errrrwttern F o r t .m p l« Established 1889. PO R TLA N D , OREGON M k lrm - Cnlltntn I , c o m t « r l „ .D « p t X M nlC -n .Inn w tlie Barringer family hates us. So “ I would like to call,” said Tom. H alf use it. oi waste it on things that's that.” wondering how his father had ever that are o f no value, and you will just But It's Not Mahogany. “ Perhaps your Uncle Hurry was found the Audens Insufferable, “ but about make a living, which Is a thing partly to blame,” suggested the grand I want to call on you as well as on no man of ambition wants to do. The Spanish or cigar box cedar, S p e c ia l O ffe r for Q u ick S ale. Jack King Cures it. Ladies and Gents Exam mother. “ For my part I have no your grandmother. I’ve been wanting Education teaches us to use our en known locally as cedro, is not a co ination free. 207 Dekum bldg., Portland. Ore $5000.00 7 % First Mortgage Bonds o f Seaside grudge against the Barringers— only I to. Y'ou know we met once at a col ergy profitably. An educated man niferous wood but belongs to the ma Hotel Co., Seaside, Ore., at par. No better in vestment on the market than the bonds o f this do wish they’d keep the smoke from lege dance. It’s rather dull here. Per can, or should, get more out of the prosperous hotel. their old factory from sifting in the haps If I call nnd show your grand same amount of energy than an un hogany family, says the American For Advise us what securities you wish to buy or sell. buck windows." mother I'm not quite the bore site educated man, exuctly as n turbine estry Magazine. In fact it finds its Rales $1.00 tad a|L 128 H. 6<h St. Partlaad. Or* Very Centrally Located Convenient to all "That’s the penalty we have to pny seems to think me I might get her gets more out of a column of fnlling way into the market as mahogany Depots, and one block from main Postoifke PO R TLAND U. S. National Bank Bldg., for trying to live in a house that’s permission to take you out to the water than the old-fashioned overshot and may not be readily distinguished from that wood except by its odor. wheel. plumb up against the factory grounds. country club." So Tom Barringer called nnd Laura Y'et the energy must he there, or the No wonder we couldn't sell it. And another tiling," sputtered Laura, “ 1 giggled nnd gave him knowing little education must be useless. There Manufacturers of all kinds o f Tanks, Crackless Porcelain. hard and soft wood Barrels and Kegs. 1 to 5 ton GMC, Republics, Whites, etc. wish his highness, Tom Barringer, glances when he sat talking to her must lie driving force which will ap W rite for prices, 254 Front, Portland. Ore Porcelain cracks because the glaze Send for our List. wouldn't cut across our property. grnndmother. She was doing her best ply what you have learned to your with which it is coated expands at “ IF IT HURTS D O N ’T P A Y ." to get her grandmother to approve. problems. Every morning, noon and night he Nothing important was G u ara n teed d e n ta l w ork . C row n s $5.00, W E N T W O R T H & IR W IN , Inc., walks across the end of our place to But grandmother’s manner was polite, ever accomplished by education alone. a different rate from the clay ot P la te s $15.00, B r ld g e w o r k $5.00 a tooth. O reg on D is trib u to rs fo r G M C T ru ck s T e e th e x tr a c te d b y gas. L a te s t m odern and from his old factory. O f course but Hot cordiul. She wns careful not I f you haven’t got energy, cultivate which it Is composed. A manufactur m ethods. Dr. H e n r y S em ler, D en tist, 3rd 200 Second St., C or. T a y lo r P o rtla n d , Oi It cuts off three or four blocks, but If to give too much encouragement. It. l'ut your health in good condition er In Europe is now making a glaze in d M o rrison , 2nd flo o r A lis k y B ldg., P o r t land, Or. W 'rite or phone fo r a p p o in tm en t. Six months inter when there was a and your physical energy will im that has the same coefficient of ex he hasn’t any use for us he ought to marriage In Millville that united the prove, and with physical energy you pansion as porcelain. keep off from our place.” If your R A D IA T O R heats or "Perhaps he doesn’t realize that that houses of Auden and Barringer the will gain mental energy. leaks, send it to us. field really is part of our grounds,” general opinion was that ttiere had Be careful how you use both. You Cuticura for Pimply Faces. been strong opposition on the part of can’t settle a business tangle if you suggested Grandmother Auden. Armstrong Auto Radiator Co.f Grandma Auden, and that wise young- have been playing tennis all tlie morn To remove pimple!- and blackheads “ Well, he ougtit to find out," snapped 67 Burnside street, Portland. Oregon Laura. “ I f he wants to make a short old woman never suggested that the ing. The exercise will use up tlie en smear them with Cuticura Ointment. Cut, seam, hem and machine QC IIIO H M C E x p e r t a d v ic e on any pleat skirts ready for band. Ow# L, C l 11. ¿4 cut through our place he ought to ask little romance was all o f her maneu ergy that ought to be expended on the Wasn off in five minutes with Cuti m u u m c In com e ta x problem s, Hemstitching, 5 cents per yard. ■ ra y S everal yea rs’ a ctu a l vering. permission.” Job. Your brains can't use what cura Soap nnd hot water. Once clear EA STER N N O V E L T Y MFG. CO. I A A e x p e rie n c e in G o v ern - keep your skin clear by using them for HS'-'ii Fifth St. Portland. Ore Grandmother Auden smiled. She your muscles have used already. D D f l Q I C l i Q m en t B u reau s Is o ffe r e d ■ l l U D L t HI O those u nab le to v is it our B R A Z I N G , W E L D I N G & C U T T I N G dally toilet purposes. Don’t fail to smiled so long and so merrily that Energy is always capital, but It F IS H T H A T T H R O W O U T L IG H T o ftic e . S ta te you r tro u b les b r ie fly and N o r th w e s t W e ld in g & Su pp ly Co. 8« 1st St clude Cuticura Talcum.— Adv. Laura asked her, rather abruptly, must be well and prudently Invested. send in w ith $1 and w e w ill g iv e you h o n C L E A N I N G A N D D Y E I N G est to good n ess ad vice. I t w ill p a y you to F o r re lia b le C lea n in g and what caused her amusement. Take care o f yours. Add to It by Species of Shark Are Said to Illumin g et in touch w ith us now. E . J . C u r t i n , Jud Living in Hopes. D y e in g s e r v ic e send parcels to “ I was Just thinking,” was Mrs. Au care of your health, anil by oliundant R oom 806 L e w i s B ld g. , P o r t la n d , O r e go n . ate the Under Side of us. W e p a y retu rn postage- in fo r m a tio n and p rices g iv e n den’s only reply. mental exercise. Then expend It on Jud Tunkins says he’s lookin’ for Their Bodle*. F ire P ro o f and M o d ern upon request. Two days later there were workmen important matters, and don't be afraid ward to something original and novel ___ E N K E S C IT Y D Y E W O R K S on the old Auden place. They were E sta b lish ed l s y o _________ P o rtla n d Some forms of black sharks living to expend It liberally. It Is one thing in a parade whose importance won't C U T F L O W E R S <t F L O R A L D E S I G N S driving stakes along the entire rear in the deepest portions of the seas are of which the more you spend the be estimated by the number of hours C la rk e B ros., F lo ris ts , 287 M orrison SL___ P A R K A N D M O R R IS O N STS. and side of the Auden property. Later studded with thousands of tiny cells more you w ill have, provided, of it takes to pass a given point. Depot Morrison Cars direct to Hotel. Popular F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H I N E W O R K S It became evident that tills series of from which light Is given out con course, It Is not foolishly wasted. C o m m ercia l Iro n W o rk s , 7th Ät M adison. Prices. Center Shopping and Theater district. (C o p y r ig h t, by John B la k e .) stakes was to support wire fencing stantly. So numerous are ttiese light F O O T C O R R E C T IO N I S T F R A N K A. C LA R K . Prop., On Fertile Soil. F e a th e r w e ig h t A rc h Su pp orts m ade to formerly with Clyde Hotel. six feet high. giving cells that the entire under order. J. E . T r y z e l a a r , 618 P i t t o c k Block, How a thing grows in the human While this work was still In progress surface of the fish seems to he bright P o r t l a n d , O re . the unexpected— or at least unexpected ly illuminated. Generation of the i memory, in the human imagination, H ID E S W A N T E D ROMANCE OF W ORDS W e tan d e ersk in s p r o p e r ly ta g g ed , also to Laura— occurred. Claire Barringer | light occurs in Interior cells. when love, worship and all that lies The pay h ig h e st p ric es fo r horsehides. “ O. K." called at the Auden place. Claire Bar light rajs are prevented from pene- W e s t C o a s t T a n n i n g C o . , 892 T e n l n o St., in the human heart is there to en l i Ton, $1400 P o r t la n d , O r e . _________________________________ ringer was Tom Barringer’s elder trutlng the body tissues by black pig courage it.— Carlyle. MOLEK BARBER COLLEGE sister. 2 i Ton. $1500 ment cells behind reflectors. These ; : Y X 7 I I I L E tills abbreviation, as ' Teaches trade in 8 weeks. Some pay while learn- ’ * u laconic method of writ- I ing. Positions secured. W rite for catalogue. “ Those Audens are putting up n sharks are found in depths of from Burnside street, Portland, Ore. With a Proviso. Ing "correct,” is undoubtedly : fence," her brother had announced. GOO to 1,500 fathoms. 10th and Stark Sts., Portland, Ore 234 M O N U M E N T S — E . 3d an d Pi ne S U . traceahle to the Indian “ okeh," "Dodging automobiles is a health “ I wanted to get out an injunction | O tto Schum ann G r a n ite A M a rb le W o rk *. Ten small light sources scattered a number of other extremely In- PERSONAL against them, but my lawyer says over Its tiny body turn the deep-sea ful exercise,” says a physician. If : M a r r y i f L o n e ly ; m ost su ccessfu l "H o m e they've a perfect right to fence in I shrimp into a swimming lighting plant. > terestlng legends liuve gathered | M a k e r "; hu ndreds r ic h ; co n fid en tia l; you are successful in the dodging.— around It, dating all tlie way ; re lia b le ; y e a rs e x p e rie n c e ; d escrip tion s their own property. Now he nn angel The Intensity of tlie light from these L o c a t e d S i x t h and H o y t Boston Transcript. ! free. " T h e S u ccessfu l C lu b ,” M r s . N a sh , ; from the early colonial days and go over there and persuade them sea animals is due to u very com S t r ic t ly F ir e p r o o f and M odern . N ear B ox 556, O a k l a n d , C a l i f o r n i a .______________ ; down to tlie time o f Andrew to leave a space for my short cut. It plete lens system thnt covers each both d e p ots and co n ve n ien t ca r s e rv ic e SHIP US YOUR W O O L And There You Have It. Jackson. to a ll p a rts o f c ity . Cleaning, carding and mattresses. Crystal means precious minutes to me every light cell nnd through which the light Springs Woolen Mills, 760 Umatilla, Portland. There me some that claim day. I f I can't cut through their place rays are sent after being reflected by Elizabeth, when asked the ages of that It originated from the fact It will mean a good half mile's distance Inner reflectors. her two brothers, answered, “ I am big These mirrors pro tliut the best ruin nnd tobacco to the factory. I'll have to use the j tect the body tissues from light. The ger than the littlest one and littler Y o u w ill g e t h ig h e r retu rn s fo r you r were formerly Imported from car. That's a nuisance. Just run j light from these shrimps does not | than the biggest one.” roduce i f you w ill use our new m ethods Atix Cayes, In San Domingo,and along and fix matters up." y prod u ct to m ark eL flash, but burns for several seconds E e fo r e sh ip p W in r g it e a n Us at Once. that tlie casks containing them "But you didn’t want to have any with a steady glow. W e W i l l Be Pleased to T e l l Y o u H o w Getting Something for It. wero always marked with tlie thing to do with those Audens," sug name of tlie town which w i is It you have a lot of old junk, don't gested Sister Claire. Real Self-Sacrifice. ______ P O R TL A N D , ORE. __________ Y guaranteed non-surgical method ot "uring inter phonetically rendered by ; throw it away and feel wasteful; give ‘O f course I didn't and I don't. ; Eleanor nnd Dora are sisters. They Piles ha» never failed, and I eliminate use S A N IT A R Y B E A U T Y PARLOR tlie two letters "o. k.” Harry Auden offended futlier and I went to school sid" by side, snf next doubt in Y O U R ca»e by refunding your fee if it away and feel charitable.— Boston W e help the a p p e a ra n ce o f wom en. not cured. Olliers maintain tliut tlie ab- T w e n t y - t w o inch s w itc h or tra n s fo rm a don't Intend to forget It. But I can't each other in Sunday school nnd now Transcript. W rite or cell today for free booklet. tion, va lu e $7.6u, p ric e $2.45. brevlntlon came Into vogue dur- ; let n family feud stand in the way of have Jobs In the same office. As they 400 to 412 D ek u m Bldg. _____ ; lug the presidential campaign of a necessary convenience. You can have the same friends and know the S H O E - R E P A I R I N G IN P O R T L A N D Much Better. M o d el S h oe R e p a ir, 272 W a s h in g ton S L 1828, when Andrew Jackson was make it quite obvious that your call is same data, you Just send for one or 2N D AND M ORRISON PORTLAND.OREGON V E T E R I N A R I A N - C a t t l e a Spe cial ty M cN TlO N THIS P A P E R WHEN W R IT IN G alleged to have marked a mum ; Better to put your best foot forward merely on business." the other when you want to know any Dr. C has M. A n d erson , K en ton , P o r tland. her o f documents with tlie let- ! ---- So Claire had consented. She used thing. It doesn't matter what. I f the than to depend on the left hind foot W e d d i n g Bo u q u e t s and F u n e r a l Pi ece « L u b lin e r F lo r is ts , 348 M orrison SL ters “ o. k.” under the impression j uAt MíMttm -- ---------- tact and then persuasion, and finally boss sends for Dora nnd she Is busy, of a rabbit.— Boston Transcript. that they stood for "Oil Korreet.” ; begged Grandmother Auden to leave j Eleanor says: “ I'll go." If some one While "Old Hickory” was far ! a gap In the fence for the convenience 1 calls up Eleanor wh«n she Is out of Another Revision. from being n learned man, it is of her brother. the room, Dora makes the engagement When fashion enters the door, bills doubtful whether he would'bave " I am sorry.” smiled Mrs. Auden, for her, knowing full well whether fly in the window.— Boston Transcript. been guilty of this error—pnr- •hut our plan is to have a continuous \ Eleanor would turn down Jack or Wasps Are by No Means Merely the force their way into beehives as open fence. I have always prized privacy smile upon Harold. tlcularly ns there exists today In su ran ce Is o ffe r e d lo M en and W o m e n Annoying Stinging Creatures So certain legal pa|M-rs on which the ; tin robbers and carry off by main force above everything else, lleally, 1 am But the other day flsterly en opera- der A g e t;5 to stro n g old r e lia b le In su r- Commonly Supposed. as much as they can gorge of their sorry.” tion went the limit. Dorn wns railed j ; letters "O. It.’’, meaning “ order ; la n c e C om pan y. $2,000 00 D eath B en e f.t recorded," tuny be seen in Ids ! winged neighbors’ honey. And that was all the satisfaction . up on tlie telephone nnd asked to go j P o lic y w ith W e e k ly S ick anti E m e r g e n c y The human view of wasps seems to The drones o f the race, instead of Claire got out of Grandmother Auden. to a Saturday matinee. And the snr- I ! j bund» riling. The hurried man B e lie f B en e fits, C ost is on ly $10,00 per Y ea r. N o o th e r dues. N o A ssessm en ts. he lacking in breadth. Because they being Idle and luxurious creatures, are ner In which the Initials were Two days Inter the fence was com prised office saw her turn from the ! I f you w ish fu r th e r fr e e In fo rm a tio n rend are given to stinging us we fail to do sober, industrious and well behaved plete, nnd then Tom Barringer stormed telephone to her sister nnd ask In tlie ;j: appended makes some o f the I y o u r N o m e , A g e , O ccu p a tion and A d d re ss to A m e r lra n R e g is t r y C om p a n y , B o x 4ti2, Justke to their virtues. One scientist members o f the community. They more than ever against the Audens. most mntter-of-faet sort of way: ! "r's" look like "k's," which prob- P itts b u r g h , P e n n s y lv a n ia . who has given much study to the mat clean the streets o f tliPir own town He lost precious minutes each day, and j "Eleanor, will you take my dentist ap nbly gave rise to the tradition ter says that the main doctrines of the | with exemplary diligence; they act as | every minute counted in the career of pointment for me this afternoon? I'm j connecting him with “ Oil K "r- wasp are: “ I f any wasp will not work, public scavengers or sanitary officers. an ambitious mill proprietor. rect." The abbreviation was asked to the theater." neither shall he e a t a n d “ Every wasp And they have their reward; for, un brought Into prominence again “ You’ve got to go again," suggested “ Certainly," replied Eleanor In the I to labor aceording to his capacity, and like the doomed bee drones, they live Tom. but Claire refused. when President Wilson endorsed most obliging tone, and went on with receive according to his needs in a th flr allotted life in peace and quiet the majority o f his correspond Then he decided that he would buy her work.— New Y'ork Sun. free community.” used for bth y's clothes, w i l t keep them ness. till winter involves both them the section of property through which ence with tlie proper Indian sweet end snow y-w h ite until w orn out. IMvision o f labor, it is believed, gras and their spinster sisters In one com his short cut had run. He made an Indispensable. term “ Okeh.” T r y It sod seu fo r yourself. A t n e t s - a long way in the nest. Sou.e of the mon cataclysm of death and destruc offer through bis lawyer, but to his (C opyright.) A township trustee sent a physician workers seem to be specially employed , tion. ( © b y t he W h i f l i r Syn di c at e . I n c ) ! surprise Grandmother Auden refused. to render service to an Indigent fam as foragers and soldiers; others appear “Those Barringers are Impossible,” ily. The physician noticed an email- ! to be told off as nurses and guardians; I Is the biggest, most perfectly equipped ------ O------- - said Grandmother Auden to Laura one ated horse in a ramshackle shed and Cabbage in the British Isles. I B u sin ess T r a in in g T S chool In t h e N o r th - while yet others are engaged as paper- Not the Real Article. Inquired, “ What use have you for a day. “ I am really glad that we have ! West. Kit yourself for s higher position The Romans are credited with In makers and masons. w lth m ors motley Permanent positions " I understand you ran a man out horse?” not been forced to meet them socially. our G rad u a tes. Wasps are at all tiroes particularly . troducing cabbage Into England, and "Oh. we nse him to go out In the of Crimson Gulch for selling whisky." \ I assured I----- " Write for catalog—Fourth and Yamhill, the soldiers of Cromwell carried it to fond of honey. Indeed they have a "N ot for sailin' whisky,” corrected P o r t l a n d _______________________ “ I don't see how you can call them country and haul hay for himself," very sweet tooth for sugar in any form, Scotland, and made it popular there, Cactus Joe. "F o r takln' money un- | P. N. U. Impossible,” w u Laura’s retort. Laura | was the reply.—Boston Transcript. No. 41, 1922 toward the end o f summer, therefore, as they did also in Ireland, according der false pretenses.” as beekeepers well know, they will to tradition. I N V I T E S THE „W O R LD PORTLAND OFFERS A M A R K E T FOR Y O U R PR O D U CE AT HEILIG T H E A T ER <• a •> !! %• * * a V X * K V « M 4> Tom a * L' •> « .;. g * * B a r r i v i g 'e r ’ s S h o rt C u t Uncommon ENERGY IS C A P IT A L ALWAYS TIRED NO AMBITION Nervous and Dizzy, Every thing Seemed to Worry Me. How I Got Well îïïii: ACKERMAN AHARR a I W a te rp ro o fe d BAB’S RESTAURANT PORTLAND HIDE & WOOL CO. ® Si RAD! VARA. Page & Son VeaL Hogs, Poultry, Fruits, Potatoes, Ouioas, etc. KIMBALL Cuticura Soa*p HIDES (Slear the Skin B O W EBER TANNING CO. N D S R H E U M A T I S M G. B. HARRINGTON CO. R A IN IE R HOTEL USED TRUCK BARGAINS F I NKE B R OT H E R S INFORMATION DEPARTMENT □ P L E A T IN G S P E C IA L in RITZ HOTEL Master Trucks H otel H oyt INTELLIGENT PRODUCE MARKETING R U B Y & COM PANY, 2 I5 FRONT ST. M DR. CHAS. J. DEAN HAVE MANY GOOD QUALITIES R e BALL d Cross BLUE I Are Yon Satisfied? I