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WAS FAMED AS GREAT AMERICAN
John Winthrop Figures in History as
Originally one o f the wealthy men
the “ Father of Massachusetts"—
o f the colony. Wlntlirop had been
Leader in All Thinge.
robbed some ten years before hy a
rascally steward o f an estate worth, in
John Winthrop. rightly called the present terms o f money, several hun­
Father o f Massachusetts, for 10 years dred thousand dollars. All that re­
the guiding spirit t>f the colony, find mained Wlnthrop had disposed o f for
for 12 o f those 19 years Its governor, the benefit o f his living children and
died at his home In Boston, March 20. his creditors.
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The passing of Winthrop marked tha
Gastronomic Affinities.
end of a distinct era In the history of
The reason for ham and eggs, frank­
the Massachusetts Bay colony. Tha
furters and kraut, corned beef and
era o f Winthrop was an era of prog­
cabbage and other kitchen couples la
ress, o f construction; an era o f Puri­
directly traceable to Tuan Mel, an­
tanical Intolerance held constantly In
cient Chinese philosopher, who wrote,
check by the moderation and kindly
centuries a g o: "Cookery is like matri­
spirit o f the « lie f magistrate himself.
mony—two things served together
It Is told that when Winthrop was on
should match."
his death ted he was visited hy Thom­
as Dudley, then deputy governor, and
For 8uii<*t-Shop Victims.
presseil to sign an order o f banish­
Sign in Store Window—“ Fleeced
ment against a person holding fal-e
religious opinions. “ No," said Win­ ' Men's Underwear, Greatly N«?l
After being
throp, putting f i e paper aside. "1 Very properly, too.
have done too much o f that work al­ fleeced the ro. r fellows can't pay
much.—Boston Transcript.
ready.”
ENVOY IS BIG HIT WITH DANES
Doctor Prince, American Minister, previously brushed up on their Eng­
lish. but Doctor Prince took tnem off
Talks 20 Languages and Is
their feet hy speaking fluent Danish.
* Skilled Musician.
They learned that the new minister,
formerly a profeswr eg Columbia unL
Copenhagen - John Dyneley Prince.
America's new minister to Denmark, versify, had 20 languages at hla
has made a btt «Ith the Danish peo­ tongue's end.
Soou afterward Isn't or Prince deliv­
ple hy hla versatility.
ered a lecture on oriental muatc and
Soon after his arrival here the C*v
Illustrated ancient musical technical!-
pei.hagen newspaper men »w-mped
down on him for an interview, having tlen by playing various instrumental
Letitia Maxfield smiled the small­
est of amused little smiles over her
knitting us she scute u covert glance
at Albert Crafts across the living
rv«om center tuble. The cetflcr table,
survival o f a period when there
must he a center table quite us
ctscessurliy us a roof, was exhibit It
In the evidence that Letitia Max-
field was not the ruler o f that
household.
Exhibit A consisted of
Mrs. Maxfield, who did rule it. No
one, no matter how great a stranger,
could spend an hour In the pres­
ence of Letitia Maxfield and her moth­
er without becoming awure that the
latter tyrannized over her daughter
unremittingly, shamelessly, by the
device of exaggerated self-renuncia­
tion.
The center tuble presented a
case In point. Albert Crufts, now be­
stowed uncomfortably In the cane-
seated rocker with the curved buck,
w tailing to goodness ttiat Mrs. .Maxfield
would go to bed, or ut least get up
from that distressing wretched white-
enameled chair in which she was por­
traying martyrdom, was another.
“ Mother,” Letitia had said a long
time ago, “ let s banish this dreadful
tuble and shift things around In this
room so as to make It just the least
bit like a home.”
“ Very well, my dear," Mrs. Max-
field had answered, with all the woes
o f a whole generation of mankind reg­
istered In her long-suffering coun­
tenance, “ whatever you see fit to do,
do, of course. It is not to be expected
that it would make any great differ­
ence to you that this is the way your
poor dear father knew our home. You
were quite young—" Letitia, as a mut­
ter o f fact, was in her fourth year
when Mr. Maxfield went to his reward
—“ and changing fashions naturally are
more Important to you than ills mem­
ory. Do what you like with the room,
hut please do not ask me to use it aft­
erward.”
So, o f course, Letitia being Letltln,
the room remained ns It was, center
tatile and all, an entirely dreadful lat-
ter-VIctorlan mess.
Likewise in the case o f Albert
Crafts. Ten years ago, when Letitia
was slighter and prettier— if not so
handsome— Sirs. Maxfield" discerned
the imminent likelihood o f Albert’s
suit carrying the girl off tier feet. So
she began to he unspeakably sad­
dened by the Inevitable prospect thnt
some day, o f course, her one ewe lamb
would be going away out o f her life
and leaving everything all barren and
empty and cold, and so on.
All of
which, being nctuated by no suspicion
In the world thut such disaster Imme­
diately impended, so fur ns the ewe
lamb knew, served to make tender­
hearted Letitia feel like something that
deserved to be shot at sunrise.
And so it had been. With the re­
sult that Letitia Maxfield. in the course
o f time, came to hold the creed that
to think o f herself In the very least,
or to fail to put her mother not only
first but second and third, nnd all the
way down to about tenth, was to be
an unworthy, miserable creature.
This Is the road thut runs through
the land o f Spinsterbood to the de­
serted village o f Lonely Old Age in
nine cases out o f every ten.
It Just
happened, however, that the love of
Albert Crafts for his self sacrificing
sweetheart was not mere calf love.
He was a man, this slow-moving young
fellow, and he never gave up. Year
after year he kept up the steady, un-
despairlng though not over hopeful
pursuit of the particular brand o f hap­
piness on which he had set his heart in
the beginning.
“ It's no use, Albert,” Letitia would
say, “ I shall not marry. I will not
leave mother."
“ But I’ve told you a hundred times,
dear,” Albert would protest, “ that
there need be no separation."
Always Letitia shook her head at
this point. She would not formulate
words even to herself, the realization
that somehow it would be unfair to
subject another life to the same curk-
ing Influence that hud so manacled her
own. This was because Letitia'* brain
knew that her motner was a selfish ty­
rant, the very while her heart kept
Insisting that that mother was a rare
and tender plant which needed every
bit o f the daughter's generous young
soul for Its spiritual sustenance. “ She
has slways missed father so, the poor
dear!” Letitia aald to herself over and
over again.
And so Letitia had come to the point
where she could find Just a wee bit
o f amusement in the awkwardly con­
cealed wish o f Albert Crafts that Mrs.
Maxfield would go to bed. and in the
unconcealed determination of Mrs.
Crafts to do nothing o f the kind. She
had an uncanny way o f knowing, had
that lady, when one o f the occasions
had arrived upon which Alliert Juat
naturally had to propose to I-etltla
again. Only that very day, with her
very best air o f martyred abnegation,
she had said to her daughter: “ Leti­
tia, my child. If your happiness de­
mand* that you marry, pray do not
consider me. I am only your mother,
after all, you know !" And Letitia. in
a hurst o f generous sympathy, had
kissed her and made believe* shake
her. and said: "**ap It, mumsie. I
am perfectly happy with yon i”
And
at the moment she believed It, the
goose !
Albert was Just on the point of
giving up and going home In despair
when the door opened and Mr. Stryker
entered r-ort^ntiouslv.
Mr. Str) ker
was tlx feet tall, sixty years old, and
elaborately bearded.
He looked like
a tall as well as portly Santa Claus.
For more than a month he had been
a lodger in the Muxfieid home, the
only one that establishment had ever
entertained.
He lectured, being the
herald of an amazing theory about the
entire unnevessity o f ever dying even
a physical death. Mr. Stryker beamed
on the occupants o f the room.
“ All—er. Mrs. Maxfield." he de­
claimed, “ I have— ah—er— tound thut
particular passage in Isaiah. Shull 1
bring the book here? It Is on the
dining room table."
“ Oh, I'll come— that great Bible Is
so heavy!” And Mrs. Maxfield, whose
interest in the promise o f physical Im­
mortality had lately become very keen,
incontinently abandoned her obstruc­
tive warden ship und preceded the be­
nevolent looking Mr. Stryker out of the
room.
Letitia kept on knitting.
"How did you ever come to take that
old bird in?" asked Albert, who In all
these years hud never gotten over a
vast difficulty in saying what tie want­
ed to say to I.etltiu.
He didn't care
any tiling about the reason for Stryker's
presence. He only asked.
“ Why, you know. At.” replied Letitia
In pretended surprise; she knew
well enough that Alliert didn't care,
“ Mrs. Whipple induced her to.
Mr.
Stryker cannot abide hotels and room­
ing houses, und mother Is keen about
his theory."
“ Well,” said Albert, getting a grip
on himself, "Stryker he Wowed. What
I want to say to you, Letitia, is—
won't you, won't you please, dear, re­
consider? Bring mother nlong. I'm
ready to build now nnd we can make
It a perfect home for her.”
But Letitia shook her head.
And
when after a half hour's arguing,
pleading, beseechment, Albert Crafts
disconsolately took his hat and went
home he was no nearer to winning
Letltlu's consent than he hud been any
time these Inst ten years.
In the usual course of events It
would have been a week before Al­
bert came to see Iu'tltln again, but the
second day after his latest disappoint­
ment he had the extremely rare expe­
rience of hearing Letitla's voice over
the telephone wire. “ I wish you would
come up this evening,” it said, and
there v i h no keeping from Albert the
fact that tills was not the old. self-
controlled Letitia who was speaking,
hut a woman with what the chemists
call a "trace” o f hysteria In her vocal
machiney.
He shot out of Ids little
builder's office nnd Into Ids runabout
and was at Letitla's In four minutes.
I^tiya's eyes were round nnd they
looked at Albert In the strangest wny.
Then she grabbed the lapel of tils coat
nnd burled tier head ngnlnst his shirt
front, anil first she Inughed nnd then
she cried, nnd then she laughed again.
“ Oh, o h !” she laugh-cried.
“ It's
mother! What do you think she lias
done? She— she has ploped !”
“ Stryker!” shouted Albert.
Betty nodded, laughing with her
eyes full of tenrs. "And she's fifty-
three. nnd she took every rent o f her
money. Oh, dear! Oh. Iin, ha hn !”
“Three mighty cheers!” exelnlmed
Albert.
But Letitia only clung to Ids Inpels
nnd Inughed and cried when he kissed
the top o f her head.
H A V E MANY GOOD Q U A L I T I ES
Wasps Arc by No Means Merely the
Annoying Stinging Creaturee So
Commonly Supposed.
The human view o f wnsps seems to
he lacking In breadth. Because they
are given to stinging us we fail to do
Justice to their virtues. One scientist
who has given much study to the mat­
ter says that the main doctrines of the
wasp are: “ If any wasp will not work,
neither shall he ea t;” and "Every wasp
to iHbor according to tils capacity, and
receive according to his needs In a
free community."
Division o f labor. It Is believed, goes
a long way in the nest. Some of the
workers seein tn be s|ieelnlly employed
as foragers ami soldiers; others appear
to he told off as nurses nnd guardians;
while yet others are engaged as paper-
makers nnd masons.
Wasps are at sit times particularly
fond o f honey.
Indeed they have a
very sweet tooth for sugar In any form,
toward the end of summer, therefore,
as beekeepers well know, they will
force their way into beehives ns open
robbers and rsrry off hy main forre
as much as they can gorge o f their
winged neighbors' honey.
The drones o f the rare. Instead of
being Idle and luxurious creatures, are
»oher. Industrious and well behaved
members o f the community.
They
clean the streets o f their own town
with exemplary diligence; they act as
public scavengers or sanitary officers.
And they have their reward: for, un­
like the doomed bee drones, they tire
their allotted life In peace and quiet­
ness, till winter Involves both them
and their spinster sisters In one com­
mon cataclysm o f death and destruc­
tion.
Egyptian Vas« 5,000 Years Old.
Five thousand ycara old and it looks
like new. Just about 3,000 B. C. a
stone vase, now on exhibition In the
primitive room of the Boston Art
museum, waa burled with the remains
o f Kin? Khasekbemuwy. who rule«!
IV) I f In the flsO Ofl dynasty. The vaae
has a S' id g"bi cover.
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The vsse Is one o f the many ex
hlblti o f pottery, weapons Implements,
slate paletteti ornaments tnd amulets
of bone and Ivory that mark the high­
ly developed state o f the arts and
craft In the Nile Talley 5.000 years
sg«x an«l reveal the r a « » l traits of
appreciation of form and of mastery
of ohdarate materials inherent in
Egyptian art.
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the Chicago Journal of Commerce, has
30,000,000 man-made gods existing in
the Hindu pantheon. They are all
given shape and substance in images.
Carnesh, god of plenty and mirth, has
an enormous paunch and the head
and trunk o f an elephant. Hunooman,
the holy monkey god, is the patron
of home life.
YOUNG MOTHER
NOW STRONG
Her Mother's Faith in Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound
Led Her To Try It
Kenosha, Wisconsin.— “ I cannot any
enough in praise o f Lydia E. I'ink ham'a
"Grateful and Comforting.”
V e g e t a b l e Com­
William W ebster Ellsworth, grand­
pound. Mv mother
son of Daniel Webster, tells this on
had great laith in it
au she had taken so
Edmund (louse, the English critic,
much o f it and when
Mr. Gosse married the mature heiress
1 had trouble after
of Epps, the cocoa merchant, whose
my baby was born
commercial slogan is “ Grateful und
she gave it to me.
It helped me so much
Comforting.” His witty friends im­
more than anything
mediately
christened
Mr.
Gosse
else had done that 1
“ grateful” and the bride "com forting.”
advise a l l women
with female trouble
to give it a fair trial
Indian Cotton Cloth.
and I am sure they will feel as I do
Indian cotton cloth la mentioned by about it.—Mrs. F red . P. H ansen , 662
Herodotus and was known In Arabia Symmonds S t , Kenosha, Wisconsin.
in the seventh century. In Spain cot­
A medicine that has been in use nearly
ton was quite extensively grown and fifty years and that receives the praise
and commendation o f mothers and
manufactured In the Tenth century, grandmothers is worth your considera­
but its manufacture was not Intro­ tion.
duced Into other countries until some
I f you are suffering from troubles
that (Kimetimos follow child-birth bear
ceuturles later.
in mind that Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vege­
table Compiund is a woman’s medicine.
Don’t Forgot Cuticura Talcum
It is especially adapted to correct such
When lidding to your toilet requisites. troubles.
An exquisitely scented face, skin, baby
The letters we publish ought to con­
and dusting powder UDd perfume, ren­ vince y o u ; ask some o f your women
dering other perfumes superfluous. friends or neighbors — they know ita
You may rely on It because one o f the worth. You will, too, if you give it a
fair trial.
Cuticura Trio (Soup, Ointment and
Talcum ). 25c each everywhere.— Adv.
Island of New Caledonia.
Careful Listeners.
“ When the eyes are shut, the hear­
ing becomes more acute,” says a med­
ical authority. We have noticed peo­
ple trying this experiment in church.
— London Opinion.
New Caledonia is a mountainous Is­
land In the South Pacific ocean, en­
tirely surrounded by a large coral reef
whleh lies front five to fifteen miles
from the shore. It is the southern­
most of the Melanesian islands and is
850 miles east of Australia.
Dig for Your Vitamines.
Jud Tunkins.
There is something about bread we
Jud Tunkins says the reason we see
have earned that puts vim into our
the worst side o f so many people Is
bodies and flrq into our hearts. If
that a man Is liable to keep silent
you are looking for vitamines In your
when he's happy instead of when be
rations, step out and dig for them.
loses his temper.
Poet and Plowman.
Poets in all ages have sung of the
plowman. And there is much poetry
in plowing. If the poet can sit under a
tree at a sufficient distance from the
plowman to make the latter's language
to the mule Inaudible.— Houston Post.
Physiological Fact.
There Is a great deal of unmapped
country within us which would have
to be taken Into account In an explan­
ation of our gusts and storms—George
Eliot.
Microbes and Disease.
Microbes In connection with disease
Every time we breathe we draw 30
were first written about by a German
cubic Inches o f air Into our l'ings; scientist in the Seventeenth century.
supposing that we take 15 breaths In
a minute for a whole day, we use
Decidedly Blue.
648,000 cubic inches o f air, weighing
The blue and the gray—a woman
over 30 pounds.
with her first white hair.
Tha Air Wc Breaths.
Oriental Cynicism.
"Music,” says the Times of India,
“ Is now declared to have great cura­
tive values. Yet many attrtbote much
o f their pain and anguish to Mendels­
sohn's ‘W edding March. " — Boston
Transcript.
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No. 30, 1922