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About The Monmouth herald. (Monmouth, Or.) 1908-1969 | View Entire Issue (July 7, 1922)
Seven Killed When Coach Leaps From Bridge Flapper Done W ith Shifters She Repudiates Organization Re puted to Promote Promiscu ous Flirtation. SUCH A SOCIETY NEEOLESS She Founded the Original for “ Jazz” and Pocket Money— Now Busy Pop ularizing "Necker" and Other Slang Phrases. A close-up view of the wreckage of a wooden couch splintered by a full Union City, Ga. Seven were killed and 10 Injured. ___ _________ _____________ FAREWELL TO AMERICA By II. W. NE V IN SO N [Correspondent of the Manchester Guardian at the arm s conference.] [F ro m the Nation and the Atlienæum, London ] .••:"X“Xi“!XX“X X xx;xxX "X "X X X "X X "X X X "X X “X "X "X ”X X “X “X X "X x -< -x é International conference on ' avenue, gold crimson, and green ; the T IIK limitation of nrmnnient brought to sudden halt when the green light l Washington many eminent Journalists shines, as though nt the magic word from Europe, one o f the most eminent an enchanted princess had • fallen o f whom was llenr.v W. Nevlnson of asleep; the hurried»rush for the leis England. lie has been one of the best urely lunch at noon, the deliberate known of the British war and travel appearance of hustle and hustle In ing correspondents and Is the author business; the Jews, Innumerable ns the o f numerous books. Mr. Nevlnson Bed sea sand! Good-by to outside came as the correspondent of the staircases for escape front fire! Good- Manchester Guardian, n newspaper hy to scrappy suburbs littered with Which holds a unique place In English rubbish of old boards, tin palls, empty Journalism. Its Influence In politics cans, and boots! • • • has given It a circulation nlmost gen eral In Great Britain, and Its accom Good-by to standardized villages nnd plished writers and scholarly editors small towns, nllke In litter, In ropes of make each Issue a piece of literature. electric wires ; long the streets. In Upon taking his departure from Amer clanking “ trolleys," In chapels, stores, ica. Mr. Nevlnson wrote the following railway stations. Main streets, nnd “ Farewell” — an excellent exemplifica Isolated wooden houses flung nt ran tion o f his keen powers o f observation dom over the country! Good-by to and his brondmlndedness: miles of advertIseinent Imploring me In mist and driving snow the towers In ten-foot letters to ent -somebody’s o f New Y’ ork fade from view. The codfish ( “No Bones 1” ), or smoke some great ship slides down the river. Al body's clgarets ( “They Satisfy!” ), or ready the dark, broad seas gloom be sleep with Innocence In the “ Fault fore her. Good-by, most beautiful of less Nightgown’’ 1 “ Good-by to the modern cities! Good-by to glimmer long trains where one smokes in a ing spires and lighted bastions, dream lavatory, nnd sleeps at night upop a like as the castles and cathedrals of shelf screened with heavy green cur- a romantic vision! Good-by to thin tulns and heated with stilling nlr, while films o f white steam that Issue from over your head or under your hack the central furnaces and tilt In dissolving haby yells and the mother tosses wreaths around those precipitous monnlng, until rt lust you reach your heights! Good-by to heaven-piled of “ stopping off place,” and a seud-negro fices, so elenn, so warm, where lovely sweeps you down with a little broom, stenographers, with silk stockings nnd ns In a supreme rite of worship! "Good-by to the house that Is labeled powdered faces, sit leisurely nt work or converse In charming ease! Good- "One Hundred Y'enrs Old,” for the by, New York ! I Hin going home. I am amazement of mortality 1 Good-by to going to an ancient city of mean and I thin woods, and fields Inclosed with raoldcrlng streets, o f Ignoble coverts casual pales, old hoops, nnd lengths of for mankind; extended monotonously w ire! I am going to the lund of a po over many miles; of grimy smoke liceman's finjer. where the horse nnd clinging closer than n blanket; of | the bicycle still drag out a lingering smudgy typists who know little of | life; a land of persistent and silent silk or powder, and less oT leisure, nnd to ll; n land of old villages nnd towns charming ease. Good-by, New York I us little like each other as one woman is like the next; a land where trains 1 am going home. are short, nnd one seldom sleeps In • • • Good-by to beautiful “ apartments" them, for In any direction within a nnd “ homes’ ’ ! Good-by to windows day they will reach a sea ; a land of looking fnr over the city n$ from a vast nnd ancient trees, of houses time- mountain peak ! Good by to central honored three centuries ago, of cathe heating and radiators, fit symbols of drals that have been growing for a years, and of village the hearts they w arm ! Good-hy to thousand frequent and well appointed bath churches, built while people believed rooms. glory o f the plumber's art I in God. Good-by, America! I am go Good-hy to suburban gardens running ing home. Good-by to the land of a new lan Into each other without hedge or fence to sepnrnte friend from friend, or en guage in growth, o f split Infinitives and emy from enemy! Good-by to shady cross-bred words; the land where a verandas where mcklnic chairs stand dinner Jacket Is a "tuxedo,” a spit ranged In rows, ready for rending the toon a “ cuspidor” ; where your opinion voluminous Sunday papers nnd the Is called your "reaction," and where Saturday Evening P o st! Good-by. Am erica! I am going home. I am SWAMP ANGEL CLOCK going to a land where every man's house Is his prison— a land o f open fires and chilly rooms, and frozen wa ter pipes, o f washing stands nnd slop palls, and one hath per household nt the most: a land o f fences nnd hedges and walls, where people sit nlonf. and see no reason to make themselves sea sick by rocking upon shore. Good by. Am erica! I am going home. • • New York.— Life la Just brimming over with excitement for the flapper! these days. No sooner has the fume j of oue exploit censed to he a uiue days’ wonder thuu another comes along to take its place. A few weeks ago she was reveling lu the glory reflected by her adoption of the turned-down ga losh ns footwenr for promenades on fair days rather than protection for stormy weather. Now It's the activi ties of the Society of Shifters that have again turned on her the spotlight of publicity. She denies, however, any responsi bility for the organization which, ac from a trestle, 50 feet In height, at cording to Gertrude Hobtnaon-Smtth of the Yacathm I M d a t lS h under the | Dame of Shifters, U prom oting "]iet- ’ | ting parties,” and fllrtntlons. As a “ vamp,” Instead of meaning an lm- ■ matter of fact, the Interest of the flap provlsed accompnnlment to a song, per In the Shifters Is gone and when means a dangerous female! Good-by the name did mean something to her to the land where grotesque exaggera It was not such an organization ns that tion is culled humor, and people gaps deserlt>ed by the head of the Vacation In bewilderment at Irony, as a bullock association, with n Fifth avenue head quarters and an ornate badge. gapes ut a dog straying In Ills Held I “ We dou't need badges or secret or Good-hy to the lund where strangers any other kind of societies to have say "Glud to meet you, sir," and really •petting parties,’ ” said a high school seem glud; where children whine their i flapper after the latest version of the little desires, and never grow much purposes of the Shifters, “ und who older; where men keep their trousers would pay for the privileges of Join up with belts that run through loops, ing a flirting society when one enn and women have to bathe In stockings. have one of her own? That’s all Junk, I am going to a lund of undent speech, so far as we’re concerned. Somebody where we still say “ record" nnd "con may have tuken up the bleu und he cord” for "recud” nnd "coucud"; where trying to make n regular business of “ necessarily” and “extraordinarily" It, but we started It Just for n ‘Jazz.’ ” must he taken at one rush, as hedge- Inspiration for Pocket Money. dltch and-rail In the hunting field; The original Shifters, she explained, where we do not "commute" or "check” formed by a group of hlgh-school flap or “ page,” hut “ take a season" and pers, had no officers, by-laws or head “ register” and “ send a boy round"; quarters except In the heads of Its where we never say we nre glad to members. It was founded, first to pro meet a stranger, nnd seldom are; vide new sources of pocket money, where humor Is understatement, and and secondly lu the spirit of the old, Irony Is our habitual resource In dan fatulllnr schoolboy gnme of "pass It.” ger or distress; where children nre Her pleas for a different sweater for told they are meant to be seen nnd every day In the week and several not heard; where It Is "bad form" to pairs of "last hopper” shoes (those express emotion, and suspenders are low-heeled, horse and lenther sport a strictly feminine article of attire. shoes originally designed for golfers) Good by America 1 I am going home. getting beyond the resources of the • • • parental pocketbook, the flapper was Good-by to the multitudinous papers, , forced to evolve some scheme for pro Indefinite of opinion, crammed with In viding the nrtlcles without which she significant news, und asking you to felt herself debarred from association continue u first-page article on page with her kind. 23, column 51 Good-hy to the weary So she adapted the old Bnrnum platitude, accepted us wisdom's latest maxim, "There's one born every min revelation I Good-by to the docile au ute,” to the Innate predilection of diences that lap rhetoric for susten every sclioolglrl to belong to n society ancel Good-by to politicians contend and wear a badge. She took a brass ing for aims more practical than prln- | clip, such as used In any business clples! Good-hy to Republicans und nftlce, with the characters "O. K." Democrat», distinguishable only by stamped on It and with It fastened to mutual hatred 1 gether the two ends of the scarf she Good-hy to the lund where liberals ban purloined from her father's stock. are thought dangerous, und radicals This clip, worn In thnt way, became show red 1 Where Mr. Gompers Is the official emblem o f the Shifters. called u Socialist, and Mr. Asquith The badge aroused curiosity. All the would seem advanced 1 A lund too girls asked the original group of found large for concentrated Indignation; a ers what It signified. lund where wealth beyond the dreams "It ’s the Shifters’ badge,” they were of British profiteers dwells, dresses, told. “ It's a new society. Everybody gorges, and luxuriates, etnuluted und is Joining. Don't you want to come unashamed! I am going to a land of In? Y’ ou can become a member l>y pay politics violently divergent; a lund ing me a quarter. Then I’ll give you a where even coalitions cannot coalesce; badge. That gives you the right to get where meetings break up In turbulent as many members as you can. disorder, und no platitude avails to Girls of convincing tongues und la soothe the savage breast; a lund fierce tent selling ability collected ns high for jiersonal freedom, and Indignant us $12 a week for membership while with rage for Justice; u lund where the going was good. The membership wealth Is taxed out of sight, or for fee ranged from n quarter to as mueh very slmme strives to disguise its lux as the traffic would bear, hut was re ury ; a lund where an ancient order Is stricted chiefly to the smaller sum. So passing away, and leaders whom you call extreme are bailed by lord chan cellors as the very fortifications of security. Good-by, America I I am go ing home. • • • Good-hy to prose chopped up to look like verse! Good-hy to the Indlscrlm lnating appetite which gulps lectures as oplHtes, and "printed matter" as literature! Good-by to the wizards and witches who ask to psycho-analyze my complexes. Inhibitions, and silly dreams 1 Good-by to the exuberant religious or fantastic beliefs by which unsatisfied mankind still strives des perately to penetrate beyond the flan) Ing bulwarks of the world I Good-by, Americans! I am going to a land very much like yours. I am going to your spiritual home. far as the flapper was concerned, the held was quickly exhausted. Wall Street Adopts Shifter Idea. But In the meantime the Shifters had expanded Into Wall street. Not for months had Wall street played a gniue that so tickled Us fancy. Tin Idea of getting a fellow to pay from $1 to $10 for a brass dtp worth u frac tion of a mill appealed alike to the office boy and the head of the firm and the "etliigliig’' process went mer rily on. Now, apparently, some near 1‘onzl has capitalized the flapper's Idea Into a commercial proposition and tins In vested money In printing a by-law«: nud making ornate badges In tin- hopes of reaping a huge profit. But the new society of Shifters Interests the flapper only In so far as It pays a tribute to her cleverness. She Is done with It. She has other nnd more Important matters on bund, the most Important of which Just now Is the popularizing of four new phrases, one she has adopted from the theater and three she coined herself. From the theater she has taken the phrase “ I will so say,” spoken by the French father who essays American slang In Irene Bonlonl's "The French Doll.” The flapper hus discarded "I'll say so" and her " I will so say" Is her most cmphntlc affirmative in classroom and Broadway. The epithets she ««.as evolved from her own lexicon nre "Junk," "neckev" and "heavy necker.” "Junk" Is any thing she considers unimportant or un worthy of consideration. A “ necker” Is n "petter” who puts her arms around a hoy’s neck. A “ heavy necker” Is a "petter” who hangs heavily on said neck. “ Necking parties" have superseded "petting parties.” How Music and Other Forms of Entertainment Are Broad casted to Millions. KEEP CHECK ON APPARATUS Every Precaution Taken to Keep Out Foreign Sounds— “ Lletenlng Poet#” Established to See That Ap paratus Works Smoothly. New York.—TTiere Is much the same fusclnntlon In going behind the scenes of a great broadcasting station us 1» found behind the curtuln ut u tlieuter. A general working Idea of the op eration of wireless electricity ts al most universal In America today. At most every night the general public has suddenly become familiar with the Intricate mechanism of such appa ratus. The distribution o f upwurd of a million radio telephones has edu cated the public far more rapidly than could years o f ordinary study. The audiences which gather dally to lis ten In on the programs broadcasted the eountry over probably aggregate over n million listeners. Almost all ure familiar with the operation of the broadcasting station. An evening spent In one o f the grent broadcasting stations la a rare priv ilege. Most o f us have probably Imagined the broadcasting station to be a maze of complicated apparatus with some thing the appearance of a factory or u laboratory. The stage from which the programs nre broadcasted, to call It such, Is in reality an attractive Passion Play to Be Revived 155 German Soldiers Fell Every Hour of War A dork made from an 8-Inch. 200- pound I ’arrot shell fired In the Civil war on Charleston from Morris Island four miles away, by the Swamp An- I gel. the long-distance gun. Is part of a collection from the estate o f Gen. Horace Porter, to tie disposed of at i auction In the near future. j, Berlin.—Forty-six men were killed and 100 wounded on the German side during every hour the World war was raging, ac cording to an estimate arrived at by Gen. von Altrock, from a study of official records. Germany's losses totaled Ip dead were 1,808,548 and lb wounded 1,246,779. A total of 13.tMi.U00 men were under nrnfli during the war, o f whom nbotJt one In seven was killed in battle. German deaths, caused di rectly or Indirectly by the war, are estimated at 12,000,000. i e e • « Cactus candy Is the latest sweet meat to he prepared by confectioners nt San Antonio, Tex. The heretofore worthless desert plant Is being used for making candy, after a complicated process of crystallizing and purifying. These girls are cutting with u machine the raw plant, which is the first step lu the making of the cactus confection. Need Schools in Mexico City. Mexico City.-—More than 00,000 chil dren of Mexico City are without school accommodations, according to news paper reports. O f the 100,000 children of school age In the capital. It Is said there Is room for only 100,000. Pres ident Obregon Is supporting Governor G a sen of the federal district In Ills ef forts to supply more facilities. Killed by Bathrobe Miehap. London.—Tripping over the t»«sel o f his bathrobe, a Devonshire veterinary surgeon fell downstairs and was killed. Behind Scenes in Radio Studio • Good by to the copious meals— the early grapefruit, the “ cereals,” the eggs broken In a glass! Good-by to orsfers. large and small, to celery and olives beside the soup, to "sea food." to auhllmnted viands, to bleeding dock, to the salad course, to the ‘‘Individual pie.” or the thick wedge o f apple pie. to the Invariable slab of Ice cream, to the cofTce. also bland with cream, to the home-brewed alcohol I I am going to the land o f Joints and roots and solid pudding; the land o f ham and eggs nnd violent te a ; the land where oysters are good for suicides alone, and where «ream is seldom s«-n : the land where mustard grows and whlskv flows. Good-hy, America! I am going home. Good by to the long stream o f mo tors- ••limousines“ or "flivvers" I Good- by to the signal lights upon Fifth MAKING CACTUS CANDY The fsmons passion play of Oberamroergnu. Bavaria, la to he revived for the first time In twelve years. Anton I-ang. whose presentation of Ihe role of Christos has made him famous, will again be seen In that part. The picture shows Judas, played by Guido Vlayer, receiving the pieces of silver from the high priest. studio surprisingly barren of technical apparatus. The Radio Studio. The walls or the studio nre hung with rich curtnlns, which are designed to he useful us well us ornamental. Resides lending an air of elegance to the Interior, they serve to deaden the sounds which come from adjoining rooms nnd ut the same time prevent nny possible echo or vibration. The studio contains several phono graphs nnd the cases for records whose music Is to he broadcasted. There Is a grand piano for accompany ing the soloists. A number of easy chairs are scattered about. The floor Is o f course, thickly covered to deuden all possible sounds. About the walls are ranged a couple of Inconspicuous cabinets of n dark wood. There are ulso n couple of desks with switches nnd telephones. Suspended from the ceilings are two receivers hung from wires. These are provided with paper funnels, much ttie same ns the old-fashioned horns o f phonographs, which can he readily adjusted at nny angle or height to suit the performers. Two or three at tendants and the performers and a very few visitors lire admitted. A few minutes before the opening of the performance the mechanical ex pert directing the program—he Is known technically as the “operator"— calls up the mechanical department and nssures himself thnt alt Is In read iness. He now signals to an assist ant to put the great set used for send ing In operation. A few moments later he goes to the cabinets with their rows of switches nnd knobs and quick ly gives the last touches to the ap paratus. The hum of n generator, like thnt of a giant bee. Is now heard throughout the studio. Every one In the room hr.s been cautioned In ad vance to keep perfectly quiet; the raised hand of the operator now In forms them that the broadcasting ma chinery Is functioning. Ingenious Checks. The operator now gives Ids direc tions by signs alone. At a signal an assistant winds up one o f the phono graphs, places a record In position and stands ready to release It. The an nouncer now takes up his position be fore one of the telephone* at the desk, and, speaking clearly and distinctly, hut not loudly, announces the opening of the program. It Is his voice which ha* become familiar to tens of thousands of t... pie throughout the eastern states. lie may he said to have a speaking acquaintance with a hundred thousand people who have never seen his fiice. One number follows another on the program. The greatest care Is taken to have the entertainment go forward without any delay or interruption of any kind. Several Ingenious cheeks ure used to make sure that the hmatl- . casting apparatus la working smooth ly nnd efficiently. There are a nnrnber of observers whose stations are known as “ listening posts" scattered for miles In several directions which are con stantly on the alert. If they fall to lienr t h e pr..grata, or It comes to them I Interruptedly or smothered In quality. i they will rail up the broadcasting sta- that between the number* o f the pro- giam and report the trouble. In this way the entire field covered hy the «»th m * Is kept under observation.