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About The Monmouth herald. (Monmouth, Or.) 1908-1969 | View Entire Issue (March 17, 1922)
5 A n r r A y O r l v i ( V J PI v r l i i L A \ e. r S W ORLD„ t h / I " t © * 4 IN V IT E S T H E I PORTLAND HfPPODRÒNlE OFFERS A M A R K E T FO R Y O U R P R O D U C E Portland. O regon V A U D E V IL L E P M O T O -P L A Y S C om plete C h an ge Sun. and Thurm. M atinee P a lly . 1 Trice N ig h tly Saturday. Sunday, H olidays, Continuous P R U N E T R E E S !! P R U N E T R E E S !!I | lic fo re buying elsew h ere see u * Colum bia * uraary Co.. 14*0 Union A y e , !*oi lUnd. Davta B io s . A m erican S h oem a k ers ■ « SI ^ _______________________ iA M T A R Y i c a u t v p a r l o r \\> help ttie appearance o f wom en T w e n ty -tw o in« h s w itch or tra n sfo rm ** lion. value $T p rite $2.45 400 to 411 P e k u rn Bldg. SCHOOL O F W E L D IN G o ffic ia lly recognised by state and fe d eral board an T h e place to learn w elding all met.'. • Ing, 511 E ast G rant. Cor. 11th, Portland. V E T E R I N A R I A N — C a ttle a Specialty Dr. Clu.a. M Anderson. K eaton . l*oi Hand W ed d in g B o u q ie t. and Funeral P iec e* L u b lin er Florists, 341 M orrison SL A G R IC U L T U R A L IM P L E M E N T S F a rm Im plem ents— N ew and second hand, special prices. P. K Kabenshade, 310-36(1 E M orrison St. E ast HI. M FGS. O F V U L C A N IZ E D R O O F P A I N T N e w roofs and rep a irin g done Young and W oods. lluS E. C arutners St. PERSONAL M arry If L o n ely ; m ost successful "H o m e M a k e r "; hundreds rich; con fid en tia l; reliab le: years exp erien ce: descriptions fre e " T h e Successful C lu b," Mrs. N ath , Box $88, Oakland, C a liforn ia. __________ P O R T L A N D SHOE R E P A IR S . M A IL ’ EM M odel Shoe Repah\ 272 W ash in gton 8t. P IP E R E P A IR IN G , ■ P I P P C R epaired by experts. * 11 L . O i>ipe Shop. 272 W ash Uncom m on Bv --------------- JOHN BIAKC Sense G L O O 31 IS • W 1 G L Ì Y 5 C A TC H IN G _____ p 'Y E N though we are reasonably sure that the sun is still in the sky, a cloudy day depresses us. Most and becom e a P ilo t by ta k in g the course o f Instruction w e o ffe r T h e cost— but |2«’0 uo— used to be J5#0 00— and takes but ten w eeks F o r In form ation of us suffer from a feeling o f forebod address. O R E G O N .W A S H IN G T O N A ID A H O A I R P L A N E CO. ing even on a clear day, when a cloud 214 Spalding Bldg., Portland. Ore. comes between us ami the distant tire 'J k K TT* y v w j « A w ill m ake Silas. Oranui tea, H i ' " ents, e tc , W a te r- that lights and warms the world. XVX P . U U O / l proof, H otproof, K a tp io o f and Firep roof ■ « M edusa w a te rp ro o fe d W h ite P ortlan d C em ent la \V| are similarly sensitive to all the a l f i r D r O O i S f l the he»* for F 'u c iO P la s te r on outside for I m *..- little troubles of our lives— to any __ _ _ _ .w v w * v lows— Does not stain and d irt can be hosed off. ( _ | h ' TV/f FT T\T * 1 ' W rite fo r L ite ra tu re. Sold by thing that disturbs our regularly or *■ - * A. M c M i l l a n A CO., 120 Umon A ve. N, P o rtland dered existence. HEMSTITCHING A N D P L E A T IN G . * A temporary illness—a suspicion B u tton h oling — H uttons — P la itin g — T u c k in g and C h aln stltcb ln g that there are some kind of business A ll M ail O rders g iv en carefu l and prom pt atten tion breakers ahead— these things plunge ________________________ E lite Shop, 384 M orrison St. us into gJoom. A *o*d place to Est and L ie« Wall. And we, in our turn, pass the gloom Remarkable 40e luncheon at noon. along. For our friends, seeing the To Make Parchment Paper. black nnd foreboding faces that we # Sixth street opposite The Oregoni*n and A l- Paper can be made to look like i wear, grow gloomy too. u «A der street opposite Meir St Frank’». The Best parchment by the following simple One sullen-faced man in an office | | q Eating place in the City. The Finest Coffee f i process. To three or four parts of | will sometimes spoil the day for the and Pastry a Specialty. water add one part of sulphuric acid entire working force. —add the acid to the water, never j One croaker on hoard a ship in a CO WHERE WAVES ARE WARM IN WINTER Equals Any California Beach. Special Winter Rates Now in Eflect pour water into acid; immerse the pa storm may send the whole passenger Paved Highway to Seaside Completed. list into something very like a panic. per for a few seconds in this solution,! SEASIDE HOTEL SEASIDE. OREGON M ê * Nobody loves a gloomy man—but and then wash it in weak ammonia. everybody listens to him— and looks A N o w Is the tim e to m a rket at him. J. S i i l i capons. W e are pioneers siul 1 m ì L I T t C The prophet of evil Is never without P a g e & il - ' " 1 1 largest handlers u t th ese in X j / i U t l l l j an audience. _ the N o rth w est. W rite us. A Poe, in his remarkable poem shows how the raven, by crouktng the word “ nevermore” was aide to drive a luck F O R 195 T L U A NIO N N i.lNUf O H NC I RT R M, E POITIAM, & W 091004. O O L CO. less poet almost to the verge of in CASCAHX LAU h. Write for Price» and Shipping Ta*s Address Department B sanity. Continual gloom is not good for the soul, any more than continual shadow g P JT Q A Q u a lity S prayer fo r e v e ry use. T ra d e In your would he good for the green nnl blos old one. A ll slses fu lly guaranteed. W r ite us for Made ID Oregon prices. Q uality S prayer M fg. Co., 246 Grand A v e . S, soming things upon the surface of the Cheaper and Better Portland, Oregon. earth. M’e nil need sunshine and a great it s ] of it. Fire Proof and Modern It Is not necessary to go about con ruso S W CLEAN tinually telling people how happy we (STABLltHMINT are. like Pollyanna. but we can at PARK A N D MORRISON STS. Grand A ven u e at Yamhill least keep our trouble to ourself, and Depot Morrison Cars direct to Hotel. Popul* W R IG L E Y ’S P O R T L A N D . ORE. Prices. Center Shopping and Theater district. not look as If we were limping along F R A N K A. CLARK, Prop- toward the grave or the gallows. former ly with Clyde Hotel. He Found a Tonic That Keeps Him C'p CHEWING GUM EXPERT The gloomy man or woman In a Portland, Oreg—‘‘ 1 am a man home destroys the happiness o f on en over seventy years of age and work THERE'S ANOTHER DENT tire family—nnd usually drives the every day; am hale and hearty Dents and blemishes on your car can be children out on the streets, where at removed and we are the boys to do it. and can truthfully say that Ur. least there Is air nnd sunshine, nnd W h y ? Because w e specialize in that kind Pierce’s remedies have proven a W e also repair radiators and By Parcel Post. Return Postage Paid. Write for o f work. maybe now and then a hurdy-gurdy. wonderful help to me. 1 take a carry L ib erty R adiator cores in stock. A ll Circulars and Prices. bottle of the Discovery now and The reason the Jnzz is popular, that w ork guaranteed. then for its toning up and tonic J. K. D U R H A M , the Fender Man the comic siipiOcment sells by the mil I 30 N orth 11th hi. Portland, Ore. effect. I also tried various remedies lion copies, nnd that the comedian gets for constipation and after finding n thousand dollars a week is because the ’Discovery’ so good, I thought KLBCEF STAMPS and MARKING we will do anything to get rid of I would also try the Pleasant Pe! D E V IO & gloom. lets and am glad to say that now 1 It is a burden on life, a menace to Source of Mosquito's Humming. Fruit traw budded from bearing orrh- am enjoying excellent health.”— J k ards. Apple. Petr. Cherry, P i s h. riura. human happiness. I f you are n gloom E. Cox. 1278 Belmont Street. B Prune. Apricot. Quines. Grtpa Vine* There is an apparatus fur a long ■ Shrubbery, Plant«, Raspberries. Black* addict, change your mode of thought. Keep yourself in the pink of con ■ bcrrlea. Loftna, Dewbarrlee. Asparagus, You are as much of a menace to the time overlooked or neglected by the dition by obtaining Dr. Pierce’s Rhubarb, Flewertng Shrubs, Rosea. Vines. Hedee. Nut and Shads Trees. Golden Medical Discovery in liquid community in which you move as was I investigators, at the base of the mos Carriers paid. Satisfaction guaranteed. or tablets from your neighborhood “Typhoid Mary” to hers. quito's wings, whereby the character uie.l lo r b sby’s d o t h »» , w ill keep them W a s h in g t o n n u r s e r y c q druggist, or send 10c to Dr. Pierce’s (C o p yrigh t.) «w e rt snd «n o w y -w h lt« until w orn out. istic humming of that insect may be Top p su ish , IT a a h i r? ¿-ton. Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y., T r y it snd lo r yourself. J ig rocrri --------O-------- E x p e rt a d vice on any S alesm en e v e ry w h e re , k lore w a n ted. produced. The species examined is for trial pkg. incom e tax problems. S everal y e a rs ’ actual STOCK THAT GR O W S the anopheles macullpennis and the exp erien ce in G overn - i .neet stock th at can be raised at a price Little Real Graham Flour. apparatus consists of a slightly mov D D O n i C l i e n t Bureaus Is o ffered you w ill lik e to pay. W r ite or call. Dogs Trained to Hunt Truffles. I f l U D L C Vfi O tho.se unable to v isit our able bar provided with a series of flrahnm flour derives its name fron» o ffic e State your troubles b rie fly and The Villa Nurseries The truffle is an edible fungus •end in w ith $1 and w e w ill g iv e you hon R F D No. 1, M on tavilla Sta.. P ortlan d, Or well-marked teeth, which, as the wings Sylvester Graham, a Connecticut cler est to goodness advice. It wi l l pay you to growth found in certain parts of Eu are raised and lowered, rasp across gyman, who advocated the use o f un r e t in touch w ith us now. E. J. Curtin, rope, growing a few inches under Room 806 L e w is Bldg., P ortlan d, Oregon. a series of ridges.— Brooklyn Kagle. W e h ave g o t Just w hat you w a n t Call bolted wheat flour as more conducive» ground, and is considered a delicacy or w rite fo r prices. By F. A. WALKER to health than white flour. His con R ussellville N u rsery Co. for the table. Dogs are often trained H. A L E W IS . Prop. Remarkable Tree. tentions have been fully home out by M o n ta v illa Sta., P oitla n d , O regon Rrto SI 08 ir4 . . 128 N. M St. Nrtfcal Or. to find them. They learn to detect the Very Centrally Located Convenient to all The Kentucky coffee tree is one of recent discoveries In regard to vita- “ YES” AM D “ MO” presence of the truffle under the sur " A M oderata P riced Hotel o f M erit” Depots, and one Mock from main Postofhce the most remarkable of our American mines. Much of the socalled Graham face of the soil by a faint odor given HESE two little words, yes nnd forest trees, says tho American For flour sold now Is, however, merely E a s t M orrison S t , at E ast Sixth, tha out by the truffle. The dog, when over P rin cip al East Side H otel. 6 m inutes from no, with which men have been estry Magazine. It may grow to he white flour mixed with a little bran, Shopping D istrict. Four blocks from S. P. the spot, stops and pats the ground wrestling for ages, are vocable* of fully 100 feet in height; and, although or flour so coarsely ground as to be 1 ton Bulck, P n eu m atic T ir e s ------*375.00 E a s t 'S i de Station. with his paw. Then the man digs up 1 ton CM C, P n eu m atic T i r e s -------- 550.00 enormous meaning, capable of settling it is to be found over a good part of unpalatable. 1 ton R epublic and B ody .... ..... — 375.00 Eyes Examined. Glasses Fitted. the truffle. all the slmpJe and complex prtddeins 20% o ff until January, on all W E N T W O R T H A IR W IN . Inc. eastern United States, it is one of the In life, when used with utmost wisdom f l E m erchandise and glasses. O regon D istrib u tors fo r C M C T ru cks very rarest of our forest trees. Sleep Before Evening. Tongue of the Frog. 2U0 Second St., Cor. T a y lo r and likewise with utmost < autlon. B rin g this ad. Y O U C A N t A b lL Y LX-.RN TO FLY W BAB’S RESTAURANT O r ì 45 AFTER EVERY MEAL L» Cafete Select your food wisely, chew it well, and — use W R I G L E Y ’ S after every meal. Your stomach will thank you. It is both a benefit and a treat— good, and good for you. E. Cox. Portland, Oreg on And, best o f all, the cost is small. Sugar jacket "melts in your mouth” and gum center remains to give you all the u s u a l W rig le y ’s benefits. TRY THIS NEW ONE '.'A. R IT Z H O T E L ■ Three Score Years and Then- JU IC Y FR U IT Dyeing & Cleaning EXCELLENT SERVICE “At Your Beck and .£ all” R e d G ro s s DALL BLUE Something to Think About w r Guaranteed Nursery Stock 1 8 R A IN IE R H O T E L USED TRUCK BARGAINS P ortlan d , O regon HOTEL CLIFFORD T C la rk e -B ro w e r Optical Co. 112«,4 S ixth St. P ortlan d Not to discriminate every moment In Washington, the statesmen who Telling Age of Trees. were delisting and adjusting the ques some passionate attitude in those tion o f limited armament found Trees often live to a great age, and about us, and in the very brilliancy of It difficult at times to apply "yes” and while they are standing It is a dlffl- their gifts the tragic dividing of forces “ no” to the Interrogations which L o ca ted S ixth and H o y t I cult matter to arrive at their age, hut on their ways, is, on this short day of S tric tly F irep ro of. N e a r both depot* naturally arose in the discussion, snd Hood. Stick - T lte , a n d when they have been cut down, it is frost and sun, to Bleep before evening. and con ven ien t car s erv ic e to L e a th e r C overed Spring. In which the whole world is vitally In all parts o f city. T ru ss fittin g is a scien said, the age may he reckoned by — Walter Pater, In The Renaissance. Single Rooms W ith o u t Bath, *1 and up terested. A Bit of Advice. tific business w ith me Single Room s W ith Bath, *2 and up * * * \ counting the number of rings visible (n o t a side lin e). E. E. L arim o re. M gr. “ Things ripen quickly In a heated D. W. ELROD. 1115 Selim* To use these monosyllables at the ] in the section.— Indianapolis News. Wonders Seen by the Naked Eye. Building, Portland. Oregon atmosphere” says a household writer. right time and in the proper place Is F ire P ro o f and M odern The eye, without aid of the tele That's so— even love. Give your girl the earnest wish of every fair-minded Vertebrae in the Neck. scope, can locate stars and comets plenty of hot air.— Boston Transcript man or woman who would have “ peace A. E. Holcomb*. Manatr* r A il mammals have the same number that are brighter than what the as W e e k ly R a ft * to P erm an en t Guest* and good will on earth.” | of vertebrae in their necks—seven. tronomer calls Sixth and E v e re tt Streets, T h re e Blocks magnitude. Each But to do so in trtuh nnd mercy, fro m N e w P o e to ffic e . F ou r B lo ck * from Union D epot, P ortlan d , Ore. when dissension is rife and rlghieous- These seem adequate enough for a magnitude is two and a half times as B R A Z IN G , W E L D 'N G A C U T T IN G ness seems to be tumbling noisily like man or a mouse or a tiger, but very bright as the next lower one. N o rth w es t W elding 4c Supply Co. he 1st St mountains in an earthquake, requires few for a giraffe. Yet there they are | C L E A N IN G A N D D Y E IN G the wisdom of Solomon and the pa —count them—seven! F o r reliable C lean in g and Cheerful Algeria. 212 Oregonian Ba'kling. D yein g service send parcels to tience of Job, accompanied with divine ua. W e pay retu rn postage. PORTLAND. OREGON Algerian women, when married, are guidance. In form ation and prices given Freshen a Heavy Skin permitted to leave their homes but How many lives of promising young upon request. •Vith thi* antlsi’ptlc, fascinating Cutl- E .N K E 'S C IT Y D Y E W O R K S I once a week and then only to visit men and women have been blighted Female and Rectal Troubles and E stablished 1 8 5 0 _____________ Portlan d cura Talcum Powder, an exquisitely by the indiscriminate playing of “ yes” scented convenient, economical face, the cemetery. C u t f l o w e r * a f l o r a «. d f * i g n b CLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS Clarke Bros , F loriet*. 117 M orrison JBL _ and “ no” ? skin, hahy and dusting powder nnd D O O RS A N D W IN D O W S How many nations have gone to war W e can sell you D oor», W in dow s, R o o f Engines Use Third of Mined Coal. perfume. Renders other perfumes sti- ing. Pain t, Glaaa and Bu ilders’ H a rd w are Union V illage, V L — *' I was weak and through the utterance In anger of a perfluous. One o f the Cutl cura Toilet About one-third of all the coal mined Street. w e are m anufacturers. W rite for nervous and all run-down. ruthless “ yes” when a complacent “ no” 1 coaid not H eacock Sasb A Trio (Soap, Ointment. Talcum).— Adv. In the United States Is required to F I S T U L A .F I S S f R E , Itc h prices b efore buying. walk across the floor authoritatively spoken, might have in g and all o th er rectal D oor Cd., 212 F irs t j?»L»__^r U * ncl. keep (he country's 65,000 locomotives without resting and saved millions of precious lives, un conditions excep t Cancer | F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K # p erm an en tly cured w ith C o alm en 1*1 Iron W orks. Tib A Madison. Flies Breed In Old Brooms. I had been that way told sorrows and Inestimable treas going. out a surgical operation. | D R U G L E S S P H Y S IC IA N fo r weeks. I saw your M y method o f treatm en t Chronic diseases a spe« ialtjr. Dr. W . N. During an anti-fly camp&ign on the advertisement in the ure T* eaves the tissue Instead of Alien S30 Fleidner Building.___ He or she who makes merry with Canal zone the breeding source of flies d estro yin g It. It Is pain- ) paper and a fte r tak less, requ ires no anes- j F O R S E S M U L E S B O U G H T , S O LD ing one b o t t l e o f these small words without giving in a Balboa restaurant was found to U. 8. 8 T A HLhH, 366 Union A v e . D ra ft th e tlc snd is perm anent Lydia E. Pinkham's thought to the Immensity of their pow be in the inner parts of 12 old grease- T h e re ta no contlnem ent 1 horses bought and sold. --------S o o t h e d -------- __ to t • d. no In terferen ce | M A C H IN E R Y V e g e t a b l e Com er to create or destroy, is risking w ith business or social engagem ents. I Send us your inqu iries fo r an yth in g In pound I fe lt the good everything In this life, and possibly soaked corn brooms used to sweep the u a ran te* a cure or w ilt refund your fes. Iron or W o od w o rk in g M achinery, L#o*ging, floors. it was doing rne and In the Jife to come. A ll o r w rite fo r booklet. M ention this saw m ill. C on tra cto rs’ E quipm ent, L o c o H otel H oyt The tongue of the frog is fixed to the floor of its mouth, near the lip; •• R U P T U R E D M W e carry a com plete lln# when not in use, the tongue lies back, o f trusses. Including the The frog Brooks Appliance, D r». pointing down the throat. S m ith ’ s “ H on est John,’ * is very adept in the use of his tongue. NEW HOUSTON HOTEL INFORMATION DEPARTMENT,, DR. G. E. WATTS SPECIALIST WOMAN TOO W EAK TO WALK Now Works Nine Hours a Day.— Lydia E. Pinkharo’s Vegetable Compound Restored Her Strength E S Skin »Troubles i paper when w ritin g. DR. C. J. DEAN Boccsd and M orrison Sts., P ort'an d, Ors. m otives, Boilers, Engines, Crushers, Hail, Can*e, B eltin g, eto. Burke M achin ery Co.,j 525 H allw ay E xch an ge B ldg , P ortlan d, Or. M O N U M E N T S — E. 34 a "d P.n e St*. O tto Schumann G ranite A M a r t i» W o r k * INTERESTING ITEMS Suffragists in Const an tlnople have formed .c\eral club.. Besides riding. Princess Mary of England Is f'did **f dancing Seals find their way home after swimming 2.'«») or 3.UUU mile*. The vinegar made by the Arabians Is said to tie the heat In the world. One Siberian merchant Is said to have bought 1.000.0UO squirrel skins In a single season. The kangaroo has an appendix somewhat similar to that o f a man. Circus animals are quick to detect lost nerve on the part o f their trainer. The hermit crab always takes for Its habitation the shell of another ani mal. Hot whisky and onions are the only remedies an elephant will accept when sick. With Cutlcura I took seven more in V*ihn#«t,TsIewn Sk w e*ywhsr*. N m p h* Though these words may seem but • fi’s'M trsI* o r . . . a Dept X. Iff widen K m i all. Before I finished One Good Thing About Moviee. mere pigmies In the world’s vocabulary, I was able to work nine hoars a day in a steam laundry. I they are really veritable giants, ter dud Tunklns says he likes motion TNR Bctrevkcs, cannot say too much in favor o f your rible In thefr wrath, but cheering, con pictures because the girls can talk Heslv Keep votir Eyc^ medicine. I trust all sick and suffering soling and Inspiring In their love. Strong and Healthy. If about them without getting Into argu women will take it. It hasbeen tw o years » » • they Tire, Smart, Itch, < f ments about whether to aay “ drahma" since I took it and I am strong and w e ll." Burn, if Sore, Irritate«, It matters not how exalted or lowly — Mrs. L. A . G u m a n n , Union Village, or "drawraa.” Inflamed or Granulatr, you are, or whether you he rich or Vermont. i*e Murine often. Safe for Infant or Adu't poor, strong or weak, you cannot at This is only one o f such letters we are At all Druggist* Write for Free Eye Boot. Must Be Peculiar Feeling. any time In your dealings with others continually publishing showing w h a t I f)« afford to summon up “ yes” or “ no" Sympathetic Friend — Banged your Lydia E. Pinkham has done fo r women, without first giving serious thought of a n d whether you work or n o t M r i . i finger? Dear me, that's dreadful. I what may likely follow. Guimann'a letter should interest you. always think that hurting one's finger t h e btgae lead)CtaMD.UktM.il.S S Are Y m Satisfied? Many women get into a weak, nervous run down condition because o f ailments they often have. Such women should take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound at the first sign of trouble. Good health is necessary and this splendid M d k fcw will help you to keep i t Ä U,Ä In all circumstances It will be found Bostneas Training H- hoot la tbs N orth ( seta one’s teeth on edge all down one’s west. Fit roorssh for s hlfh sr sosltjnn advisable to use neither word until wttb m oro m o n «» you are absolutely sure of your ground back. ■ a u ra s our Graduato* Write and know your own heart. Between 162S snd 1845 Russia used Do that In all sincerity, snd “ yaa” and “ no” will be found faithful friends. platinum coinage. No. 11, 1622 P . N . U. (C o p yrigh t.)