The Monmouth herald., November 08, 1912, Image 2

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FRIDAY, NOV, 8, 1912.
DON'T WORRY OVER THE
CHANGE.
The flection is over ami some
are rejoicing while an occasional
discontent is of the opinion that
the country will go straight to
the bow-wows now that the dem
ocrats have elected a chief ruler.
However, we are of the opinion
that Uncle Sam will still do
business at the old stand and
that business will hum along
very much in the s:me strain
that it has for several years past.
It is true that a lew of our
large financiers can manipulate
the turret. cy so as to expand or
contract it, but there is no cloud
of distress visible on the horizon
to the ordinary observer, and
such stress is not likely to occur,
unless the financiers of Wall
Street have an axe to grind, in
which case, stress of the money
market can be speedily brought
about, ami drop down upon the
countrv as it did in 1907.
The four-year cruiser left
early Tuesday morning for the
chief port on Salt Creek. William
H. Taft and his retinue took
passage ami will hunt Bull
Moose for theuiext tour years.
All have not been fortunate in
being on the winning side in the
election but those who have are
in position to say "I told you
so!"
Now that, the election is over
let us settle down to home life
and see what we can do to bring
prosperity to Monmouth.
San Francisco, Nov. 6 Cap
tain Asher Carter Baker, U. S.
N. , retired, will be the Director
of Exhibits of the Panama-Pacific
International Exposition.
He was selected for this most
important position by President
Charles C. Moore and his selec
tion has received the unanimous
approval of the Board of Direct
ors. In making the appointment
President Moore had in mind
Captain Baker's most unusualJ
experience and important services
in general exposition affairs.
The Director of Exhibits was
connected with the Chicago Ex
position in 1893, the Paris Ex
position in 1900, and the St.
Louis Exposition in 1904. He
was Vice-President of the Class
Jury, Vice-President of the Group
Jury and a member of the Supe
rior Jury at the Paris Exposition.
While he gave more particular
attention to the transportation
exhibits and still more attention
to modern architecture and de
velopment, yet he has had a
great deal of experience in all of
the Departments of the Exhibits
Division and has become an
, acknowledged expert in classifi
cation of the world's products
and occupation of man.
What have you for sale, trade
or rent? We have calls for all
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A Scientific
Love Remedy
By F. A. MFTCHFX
Ethan I'tui-kuey. a tatleut lu bospl
Ul, bad txH' oiwratetl ou, a bit of
bone bavin bwn removed that pres
H upon bls bruin. lit bud ullstel for
the SinnlKb war at aixtecu. A abot
bad gnued bl bead, aud tx or seven
years afterward he begin to lone the
sliiht of bt riRht eye. Trepanning
van recommended.
A few day later Mr. Teter riwk
ney. the patient's father, called on l'ro
fossor Gaudier of the Institute For
Original Research .and wild:
"Professor, I wish to atate a case to
you. My son bavlnp been trepanned and
the aurKeon bavins removed small
lump ou the brain, the patient on re
covery has chaujred toward a young
lady to whom be was betrothed. On
going Into the hospital he bid ber good
by with every evidence of affection.
When she called to see him after the
operation he treated ber no more affec
tionately than any other girl. Do you
think this change was brought about
by the ieralliiy
"I certainly do. Our exierlmenta In
this Institution on munkeyx have told
us that the phrenology practiced some
yeurs ago bad a gruln of truth lu It.
There are tiny lumps In the hraln
whlcb are the seat of anlunil faculties.
We are not permitted to practice .vlvl
swtlon ou milium llng. but have
been able to destrov lu monkeys a pre
dlsMsl!lon to certain pecnlliirltiin by
removing cirresMindlng iuuim in the
brain. I fun cite a case where two
monkeys had a great affection for each
other. I removed a tiny protuberance
from tin bnilu of one of them, and aft
er that ne would have nothing to do
with the other, repelling her whenever
she approached him. I do not doubt
that Hie lump In your son's brain
whfch tiwid for his love for this par
ticular young lady was taken out when
he whs trepanned "
"We are all much troubled about the
matter." tirnid the father "We
were pleased with the mafh. The
young lady Is a lovelv girl, and she Is
beiirtbrokeu over her lover's change
Ihies science admit of any restoration
of my sun's previous condition toward
ber?"
"Not directly. I have a theory of
my own. however, that might. If put In
practice, bring about a new condition
that would lie practically the same as
before"
"1 would like to heiH- It "
"The brain Is respmislvf to Impres
sions from without. The little lump
removed from your son's head was pro
duced by his mind dwelling on the
ladv with whom he Had fallen In love
I would advise you to ihrn him and
ber together, excluding any other wo
man. Ills thought prevented from
fulling upon hii one but this particu
lar lad.V. will be fix-iiied on her Were
she a person not capable of producing
the required impression I do not main
tain that he would love her; but. since
she hud produced the Impression oiice.
she will. I ts-lleve. produce it again."
"And anoltfer love lump will grow in
the same place?"
"I believe so Nevertheless there Is
one thing that may stand in the viiy
memorv. I think that his remembrance
of her may ln'"rfere with a new pas
sion. It Is very easy for a man to be
won away from a girl he has known
long and loved by a new personality."
"We all feel the fon e of that."
"There Is hIso a tiny lump of memo
ry for his betrothed In his brain. If It
were removed he would atari fresh
with her. and she would have a greut
advantage "
"poctor; you speak words of wisdom.
I shall tell uiv sou that the oMratlon
has not been satisfactory and must be
repealed. Then the lump of memory
for his betrothed may be cut out."
Some time, after this consultation
Professor (Jaugler was called to the re
ception room of the Institute to receive
a lady who had called upon him.
"What can I do for you, madam?"
he asked.
"Nothing. You've done It already.
I've come to thank you "
"For what?"
"Do yon remember a gentlpman
calling upon you to ask how the love
of his son for his fiancee could be re
stored ?"
"1 think 1 rememtsT such a case."
"The gist of your recommendation
was that the hump of memory for bis
betrothed should be taken out so that
she might have a chance as a new
girl"
"1 rememtar that."
"Well, your advice was acted upon
and worked to a charm." I
"Ah. I see! You were all made very
happy. 1 suppose?"
"Yes. but that's not the especial
matter I have to thank yon for."
"Indeed?"
"No. It is for the suggestion It bore
Id ray own case. My husband was
falling Into the tolls of a designing
woman. I got out a de lunntlco In
qulrendn or something of the sort and
Bad him shut up. Then I paid a sur
geon to put him under an anaesthetic,
and when he cam to himself his
bump of memory for me had been
taken out. I straightway took him
off where he could see o xi but me,
and within a week he promised to
me. To please him we were tvmar
rled. and he Is now the most devoted
lover In the world "
"1 trust he may remain so. madam."
"Not he Hut when he files off
again he'll hv to ajbtnlt to another
trepauulug "
Thy Know Him,
At a certain country church the
rector always awaited the arrivul
of a local mapnate and family be
fore beginning the morning serv
ice. One Sunday morning, the rec
tor being absent, the officiating
clergyman, who was not aware of
this custom, commenced tlio serv
ice in the usual wy with ono of
the passages from Scripture.
In u clear, distinct voice, he rend :
"When the wicked man"
But he was immediately stopped
by the parish clerk, who shouted,
"Stop, stop; he hasn't come yet."
The squire arriving at that mo
ment, the clerk agntu cried out:
"All right, parson: licre he ia.
Go on." New Yor! Mail.
To Prcierv Coal.
Coal left out of doors, exposed to
the weather for, say, a month, loses
one-third of its dentin" ipinlity. If
a ton of coal is placed on the ground
ami left there and another ton is
placed itnilor a shod the Initcr loses
25 percent of its heating power, the
former about 47 per cent. Hence it
is a great aving of coal to have it
in a dry place, well protected on all
sides from the weather.
Professional Cards
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west corner Main and College
streets, one block west of the
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Church Directory.
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W. A. Gueffroy, Pastor.
Morning service at 11:00 o'clock
Evening service at 7:30 o'clock
Sunday School at 10:00 a. m.
Y. P. A. Meeting at 6.30 p. m.
Prayer Meeting Wednesday evening.
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